Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

[AP 316]

Guys as you all know main jald he waapsi karne waala hun story pe but i need some help from you guys, itane din baad likhna thoda complicated hota hai kyunki itane din loop se bahaar tha main so agar tumlog Mein se koi free hai toh mujhe iss part ka ek overview chaahiye like pehle update se 281 update takk ka keval is part ka. Karna keval ye hai ki harr 30 Updates ka ek overview banao ki 1 se 30 updates k bich ye ye hua mota mota jo main cheejein hui hain unke baare Mein likho and then 30 se 60 Mein ye hua or aage 281 takk(keval iss part k baaki stories k nahi chahiye mujhe) . Agar koi ye kar lega toh mujhe thodi aasaani hogi likhne mein and main jaldi likh paaunga. Agar koi ye karna chaahta hai toh mujhe message karo Personal and batao mujhe ASAP, yahaan story pe post nahi karna only in messages. Thanks in advance..

 

[AP 316]

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Main-So kya help caahiye woh suno humein students caahiye trusted woh bhi, completely trusted samjhe 99% bhi nahi 100% trusted, tum sabko kya karna hai woh suno obviously out of college tumhaare orr bhi bahot friends honge so unmein se apne trusted friends ko leke aaj tumhe ek jagah ikatha hona hai, jagah common honi caahiye taaki kissi ko shakk naa ho..

Ashish - humaare yahaan best hai..

Ajit - Yeah kissi ko koi dikkat nahi hogi..

Main-Perfect..So tum mein se harr koi apne apne friends ko leke wahaan aayega aaj raat 8 baje, dhyaan rahe keval trusted bandey hone caahiye. Beshak banda ek he leke aao lekin trusted hone chahiye..

Abhi-Samjh gaye..

Main-Yeah so aage ki kahaani wahin samjhaaunga.. Or haan ye sab baaton kaa bahaar kissi ko pata nahi chalna chahiye...

Ashish - Done..

Main-Ok then see you guys at 8:00 pm tonight sorry itane short notice par ye sab karwa raha hun but time already kam hai..

Lucky - Don't worry about it AP..

Arushi - Yeah humlog adjust karlenge..

Main-Perfect, thanks guys, also bahaar aao coffee peeo and I'll see you guys tonight ..

Ye sunke sablog uthe and bahaar jaane lage, main Ravi Sam and Rohit udhar he rukke or Rohit ne cigarette jalaa lee..

Main-Chalo ye kaam toh nipta..

Ravi-Yeah ab bus shyaam ko sabke Dimaag mein plan or fit karna hai and we are set..

Main-Yeah..Ab jaldi se trials or dedene dey taaki jaldi se nikal paaun bc Mangal or Abeer gaali derahe honge..

Humlog cigarette peeke bahaar aaye toh sablog coffee pee rahe they humlog bahaar ki taraf jaa he rahe they ki saamne se Digvijay aagaya uske sath woh banda bhi tha jiska munh foda tha Ravi ne or uske alawa 2 bandey or they, woh mere saamne aake khadda hogaya..

Digvijay - Isko kyun maara?

Ravi - Isase kya puch raha hai maine maara hai..

Digvijay - Hath jyaada chaltey hain tere..

Ravi-Haao.. Firse chalaake dikhaaun?

Digvijay - Ye saari hekdi nikaal dunga main..Ye party ye post ye sabka ghamand tod dunga main..

Main-Oye sun.. Idhar aa.. Mere sath aa.. Come on..

Main unke aage aage guffa mein aaya or andar aatey he maine pehle bandey ko maara pait mein punch jo bhayanak laga woh bechara ulti kartey hue niche girra or dusara kuch samjh paata usase pehle uske bhi munh k uppar punch diya woh piche jaake girra, ye dekh woh munh futta banda toh literally bhaag he gaya wahaan se or Digvijay munh faade mujhe ghurre..

Main-Jaanta hai tujhe kyun nahi maara?? Kyunki tu president hai or jab sabko pata chalega naa ki president ko kutton ki tarah peeta toh bhosdk college kaa kutta takk munh nahi lagaata tujhe.. Tu maadarchod samjh kya raha hai apne aapko? Teri maa chod dunga main samjha literally.. Bhosdk aukaat dekh k baat kar jiss mousi ki hawa khaake tu yahaan haina uski gand mein bhi itana dum nahi hai mere saamne aise baat karne ki.. Bhosdk tujhe yahin k yahin aisa toddunga ki maadarchod agle elections takk hospital mein rahega bhadwe.. Kya kaha tha maine first day jab waapis aaya tha main?? Yahi ki tu caahe maa chudwale apni pure college mein lekin mujhse matt uljhana maadarchod tera woh bhai Dheeraj toh uljha tha ab apni maa ki gand mein munh chupake baitha hai or abhi toh maine kiya he kuch naa hai.. Bhosdk i kill people for a living samjha, i have killed hundreds even thousands of people or tu mujhe akad dikhaaega maadarchod.. Party? Post ki akad todega tu bhosdk tere pure khaandan mein itana dum nahi hai ki woh iss post ko hath takk lagaadein samjha?? Samjha naa maadarchod? Abse dhyaan rakh ye last warning hai agar mujhe fir fansa tu main teri maa chod dunga bhosdk, college mein nanga karke peetunga samjha kissi ko shakal dikhaane laayak nahi rahega bhosdk.. Baaju hatt maadarchod..

Ye bolke maine diya dhakka usko jisase woh bahaar nikala wahaan se and main uske side se nikala.. Bhen kaa lund bada aaya president bhosdka dalla,..

Rohit - Maa he chod di bhai.. Literally..

Main-Orr nahi toh kya bhen kaa lund yaar pata nahi kya he sochke ye baar baar mere saamne aa jaata hai. Khudko kya samjhta hai bhenchod.

Ravi - Bechaare ki shakal dekhi?? Ahahaha.. Saanp sungh gaya tha pehle punch mein he..

Sam-Galat kiya be, aise thodi karta hai koi.. Bechaare ki gand faad di..

Main-Toh kya karta be..

Rohit - Sahi hai kamsekam sabke saamne toh naa kiya warna lawda munh dikhaane laayak naa rehta..

Main-Wahi toh..Chal be main nikalta hun..

Rohit-Trials nahi dega..

Main-Hogaya trials bc mood ki maa chud gayi coach ko bolna toh ki main gaya woh dekhlega apne hissab se..

Rohit - Ok boss..

Main wahaan se parking ki side aaya jahaan bahaar he humaari gaadiyan khaddi thi wahaan pohancha toh College Advisor Rajendra uncle or taklu principal khaddey they or taklu Jack se baat kar raha tha. Issi ki kami thi bhenchod..

Prin-Haan toh usase puchunga lekin woh hai kahan?

Main-Idhar sir.. Goof Afternoon..

Advisor - Oh! There he is..

Main-Ji sir boliye kya help kar shakta hun main aapki..

Rajendra- Ye kya hai AP?? Vehicles aage jaana allowed nahi hai or tum itane vehicles ko off road leke gaye, i mean i know tum ek high value person ho but still rules are rules VIp parking use karlo caahe.

Main-Main nahi leke gaya uncle i mean sir, mera jo ye police escort haina inhone bola jitana paidal kam chalunga utana better hai or yahaan bheed bhi jyada thi or mujhe trials k liye jaana tha toh wahaan ground takk he leke gaya..

Principal- Still rules are rules Mr AP, aise toh baaki students tumhe dekh k yahi karenge..

Main-Kon karega sir? Meri toh government provided security hai or konsa student hai jisko government ne security provide ki hai.. Or agar koi hai bhi toh uska hakk hai ye karne kaa kyunki college k rules kissi ki life se important nahi hain..

Principal-If you feel threatened in your own college then why bother coming here? Aao he matt darr lagta hai toh..

Main- Oh sir you have no idea, baat darr ki nahi hai baat careless hone ki hai, aise darr hajaaron hain meri life mein or isase uppar bhi hajaaron hain or main darrke ye security leke nahi ghum raha main smart hun issliye security leke ghum raha hun. Main darrta nahi hun iska matlab ye nahi ki main careless hojaaun naa naa naa aise toh main 2 din bhi nahi tikk paaunga issliye sabkuch jaruri hai sir.. Ab aapki tarah pura din office mein ek chair par baithke pura din agar kuch nahi karna hota toh main bhi security leke nahi aata but my job is far more important than that of yours.. Good bye sir have a good day..

Principal kaa thoda khulla chhodke main gaadi mein aaya or turant he gaadiyaan nikali wahaan se..

Main-Bada aaya maadarchod gyaan dene waala..

Continued.

 

[AP 316]

Update Posted bhidulog read and give reviews same deal on hai apni.

 

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Superb update

 

[111ramjain]

Nice update bro

 

[deepg]

Bhai AP jab clg wagera aata hai ....woh updates khasskar lajawab hote hai

 

[Bhupinder Singh]

Update-40(Digvijay Destroyed)
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Main-So kya help caahiye woh suno humein students caahiye trusted woh bhi, completely trusted samjhe 99% bhi nahi 100% trusted, tum sabko kya karna hai woh suno obviously out of college tumhaare orr bhi bahot friends honge so unmein se apne trusted friends ko leke aaj tumhe ek jagah ikatha hona hai, jagah common honi caahiye taaki kissi ko shakk naa ho..

Ashish - humaare yahaan best hai..

Ajit - Yeah kissi ko koi dikkat nahi hogi..

Main-Perfect..So tum mein se harr koi apne apne friends ko leke wahaan aayega aaj raat 8 baje, dhyaan rahe keval trusted bandey hone caahiye. Beshak banda ek he leke aao lekin trusted hone chahiye..

Abhi-Samjh gaye..

Main-Yeah so aage ki kahaani wahin samjhaaunga.. Or haan ye sab baaton kaa bahaar kissi ko pata nahi chalna chahiye...

Ashish - Done..

Main-Ok then see you guys at 8:00 pm tonight sorry itane short notice par ye sab karwa raha hun but time already kam hai..

Lucky - Don't worry about it AP..

Arushi - Yeah humlog adjust karlenge..

Main-Perfect, thanks guys, also bahaar aao coffee peeo and I'll see you guys tonight ..

Ye sunke sablog uthe and bahaar jaane lage, main Ravi Sam and Rohit udhar he rukke or Rohit ne cigarette jalaa lee..

Main-Chalo ye kaam toh nipta..

Ravi-Yeah ab bus shyaam ko sabke Dimaag mein plan or fit karna hai and we are set..

Main-Yeah..Ab jaldi se trials or dedene dey taaki jaldi se nikal paaun bc Mangal or Abeer gaali derahe honge..

Humlog cigarette peeke bahaar aaye toh sablog coffee pee rahe they humlog bahaar ki taraf jaa he rahe they ki saamne se Digvijay aagaya uske sath woh banda bhi tha jiska munh foda tha Ravi ne or uske alawa 2 bandey or they, woh mere saamne aake khadda hogaya..

Digvijay - Isko kyun maara?

Ravi - Isase kya puch raha hai maine maara hai..

Digvijay - Hath jyaada chaltey hain tere..

Ravi-Haao.. Firse chalaake dikhaaun?

Digvijay - Ye saari hekdi nikaal dunga main..Ye party ye post ye sabka ghamand tod dunga main..

Main-Oye sun.. Idhar aa.. Mere sath aa.. Come on..

Main unke aage aage guffa mein aaya or andar aatey he maine pehle bandey ko maara pait mein punch jo bhayanak laga woh bechara ulti kartey hue niche girra or dusara kuch samjh paata usase pehle uske bhi munh k uppar punch diya woh piche jaake girra, ye dekh woh munh futta banda toh literally bhaag he gaya wahaan se or Digvijay munh faade mujhe ghurre..

Main-Jaanta hai tujhe kyun nahi maara?? Kyunki tu president hai or jab sabko pata chalega naa ki president ko kutton ki tarah peeta toh bhosdk college kaa kutta takk munh nahi lagaata tujhe.. Tu maadarchod samjh kya raha hai apne aapko? Teri maa chod dunga main samjha literally.. Bhosdk aukaat dekh k baat kar jiss mousi ki hawa khaake tu yahaan haina uski gand mein bhi itana dum nahi hai mere saamne aise baat karne ki.. Bhosdk tujhe yahin k yahin aisa toddunga ki maadarchod agle elections takk hospital mein rahega bhadwe.. Kya kaha tha maine first day jab waapis aaya tha main?? Yahi ki tu caahe maa chudwale apni pure college mein lekin mujhse matt uljhana maadarchod tera woh bhai Dheeraj toh uljha tha ab apni maa ki gand mein munh chupake baitha hai or abhi toh maine kiya he kuch naa hai.. Bhosdk i kill people for a living samjha, i have killed hundreds even thousands of people or tu mujhe akad dikhaaega maadarchod.. Party? Post ki akad todega tu bhosdk tere pure khaandan mein itana dum nahi hai ki woh iss post ko hath takk lagaadein samjha?? Samjha naa maadarchod? Abse dhyaan rakh ye last warning hai agar mujhe fir fansa tu main teri maa chod dunga bhosdk, college mein nanga karke peetunga samjha kissi ko shakal dikhaane laayak nahi rahega bhosdk.. Baaju hatt maadarchod..

Ye bolke maine diya dhakka usko jisase woh bahaar nikala wahaan se and main uske side se nikala.. Bhen kaa lund bada aaya president bhosdka dalla,..

Rohit - Maa he chod di bhai.. Literally..

Main-Orr nahi toh kya bhen kaa lund yaar pata nahi kya he sochke ye baar baar mere saamne aa jaata hai. Khudko kya samjhta hai bhenchod.

Ravi - Bechaare ki shakal dekhi?? Ahahaha.. Saanp sungh gaya tha pehle punch mein he..

Sam-Galat kiya be, aise thodi karta hai koi.. Bechaare ki gand faad di..

Main-Toh kya karta be..

Rohit - Sahi hai kamsekam sabke saamne toh naa kiya warna lawda munh dikhaane laayak naa rehta..

Main-Wahi toh..Chal be main nikalta hun..

Rohit-Trials nahi dega..

Main-Hogaya trials bc mood ki maa chud gayi coach ko bolna toh ki main gaya woh dekhlega apne hissab se..

Rohit - Ok boss..

Main wahaan se parking ki side aaya jahaan bahaar he humaari gaadiyan khaddi thi wahaan pohancha toh College Advisor Rajendra uncle or taklu principal khaddey they or taklu Jack se baat kar raha tha. Issi ki kami thi bhenchod..

Prin-Haan toh usase puchunga lekin woh hai kahan?

Main-Idhar sir.. Goof Afternoon..

Advisor - Oh! There he is..

Main-Ji sir boliye kya help kar shakta hun main aapki..

Rajendra- Ye kya hai AP?? Vehicles aage jaana allowed nahi hai or tum itane vehicles ko off road leke gaye, i mean i know tum ek high value person ho but still rules are rules VIp parking use karlo caahe.

Main-Main nahi leke gaya uncle i mean sir, mera jo ye police escort haina inhone bola jitana paidal kam chalunga utana better hai or yahaan bheed bhi jyada thi or mujhe trials k liye jaana tha toh wahaan ground takk he leke gaya..

Principal- Still rules are rules Mr AP, aise toh baaki students tumhe dekh k yahi karenge..

Main-Kon karega sir? Meri toh government provided security hai or konsa student hai jisko government ne security provide ki hai.. Or agar koi hai bhi toh uska hakk hai ye karne kaa kyunki college k rules kissi ki life se important nahi hain..

Principal-If you feel threatened in your own college then why bother coming here? Aao he matt darr lagta hai toh..

Main- Oh sir you have no idea, baat darr ki nahi hai baat careless hone ki hai, aise darr hajaaron hain meri life mein or isase uppar bhi hajaaron hain or main darrke ye security leke nahi ghum raha main smart hun issliye security leke ghum raha hun. Main darrta nahi hun iska matlab ye nahi ki main careless hojaaun naa naa naa aise toh main 2 din bhi nahi tikk paaunga issliye sabkuch jaruri hai sir.. Ab aapki tarah pura din office mein ek chair par baithke pura din agar kuch nahi karna hota toh main bhi security leke nahi aata but my job is far more important than that of yours.. Good bye sir have a good day..

Principal kaa thoda khulla chhodke main gaadi mein aaya or turant he gaadiyaan nikali wahaan se..

Main-Bada aaya maadarchod gyaan dene waala..

Continued.

Nice update

 

[BP high]

Update-40(Digvijay Destroyed)
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Main-So kya help caahiye woh suno humein students caahiye trusted woh bhi, completely trusted samjhe 99% bhi nahi 100% trusted, tum sabko kya karna hai woh suno obviously out of college tumhaare orr bhi bahot friends honge so unmein se apne trusted friends ko leke aaj tumhe ek jagah ikatha hona hai, jagah common honi caahiye taaki kissi ko shakk naa ho..

Ashish - humaare yahaan best hai..

Ajit - Yeah kissi ko koi dikkat nahi hogi..

Main-Perfect..So tum mein se harr koi apne apne friends ko leke wahaan aayega aaj raat 8 baje, dhyaan rahe keval trusted bandey hone caahiye. Beshak banda ek he leke aao lekin trusted hone chahiye..

Abhi-Samjh gaye..

Main-Yeah so aage ki kahaani wahin samjhaaunga.. Or haan ye sab baaton kaa bahaar kissi ko pata nahi chalna chahiye...

Ashish - Done..

Main-Ok then see you guys at 8:00 pm tonight sorry itane short notice par ye sab karwa raha hun but time already kam hai..

Lucky - Don't worry about it AP..

Arushi - Yeah humlog adjust karlenge..

Main-Perfect, thanks guys, also bahaar aao coffee peeo and I'll see you guys tonight ..

Ye sunke sablog uthe and bahaar jaane lage, main Ravi Sam and Rohit udhar he rukke or Rohit ne cigarette jalaa lee..

Main-Chalo ye kaam toh nipta..

Ravi-Yeah ab bus shyaam ko sabke Dimaag mein plan or fit karna hai and we are set..

Main-Yeah..Ab jaldi se trials or dedene dey taaki jaldi se nikal paaun bc Mangal or Abeer gaali derahe honge..

Humlog cigarette peeke bahaar aaye toh sablog coffee pee rahe they humlog bahaar ki taraf jaa he rahe they ki saamne se Digvijay aagaya uske sath woh banda bhi tha jiska munh foda tha Ravi ne or uske alawa 2 bandey or they, woh mere saamne aake khadda hogaya..

Digvijay - Isko kyun maara?

Ravi - Isase kya puch raha hai maine maara hai..

Digvijay - Hath jyaada chaltey hain tere..

Ravi-Haao.. Firse chalaake dikhaaun?

Digvijay - Ye saari hekdi nikaal dunga main..Ye party ye post ye sabka ghamand tod dunga main..

Main-Oye sun.. Idhar aa.. Mere sath aa.. Come on..

Main unke aage aage guffa mein aaya or andar aatey he maine pehle bandey ko maara pait mein punch jo bhayanak laga woh bechara ulti kartey hue niche girra or dusara kuch samjh paata usase pehle uske bhi munh k uppar punch diya woh piche jaake girra, ye dekh woh munh futta banda toh literally bhaag he gaya wahaan se or Digvijay munh faade mujhe ghurre..

Main-Jaanta hai tujhe kyun nahi maara?? Kyunki tu president hai or jab sabko pata chalega naa ki president ko kutton ki tarah peeta toh bhosdk college kaa kutta takk munh nahi lagaata tujhe.. Tu maadarchod samjh kya raha hai apne aapko? Teri maa chod dunga main samjha literally.. Bhosdk aukaat dekh k baat kar jiss mousi ki hawa khaake tu yahaan haina uski gand mein bhi itana dum nahi hai mere saamne aise baat karne ki.. Bhosdk tujhe yahin k yahin aisa toddunga ki maadarchod agle elections takk hospital mein rahega bhadwe.. Kya kaha tha maine first day jab waapis aaya tha main?? Yahi ki tu caahe maa chudwale apni pure college mein lekin mujhse matt uljhana maadarchod tera woh bhai Dheeraj toh uljha tha ab apni maa ki gand mein munh chupake baitha hai or abhi toh maine kiya he kuch naa hai.. Bhosdk i kill people for a living samjha, i have killed hundreds even thousands of people or tu mujhe akad dikhaaega maadarchod.. Party? Post ki akad todega tu bhosdk tere pure khaandan mein itana dum nahi hai ki woh iss post ko hath takk lagaadein samjha?? Samjha naa maadarchod? Abse dhyaan rakh ye last warning hai agar mujhe fir fansa tu main teri maa chod dunga bhosdk, college mein nanga karke peetunga samjha kissi ko shakal dikhaane laayak nahi rahega bhosdk.. Baaju hatt maadarchod..

Ye bolke maine diya dhakka usko jisase woh bahaar nikala wahaan se and main uske side se nikala.. Bhen kaa lund bada aaya president bhosdka dalla,..

Rohit - Maa he chod di bhai.. Literally..

Main-Orr nahi toh kya bhen kaa lund yaar pata nahi kya he sochke ye baar baar mere saamne aa jaata hai. Khudko kya samjhta hai bhenchod.

Ravi - Bechaare ki shakal dekhi?? Ahahaha.. Saanp sungh gaya tha pehle punch mein he..

Sam-Galat kiya be, aise thodi karta hai koi.. Bechaare ki gand faad di..

Main-Toh kya karta be..

Rohit - Sahi hai kamsekam sabke saamne toh naa kiya warna lawda munh dikhaane laayak naa rehta..

Main-Wahi toh..Chal be main nikalta hun..

Rohit-Trials nahi dega..

Main-Hogaya trials bc mood ki maa chud gayi coach ko bolna toh ki main gaya woh dekhlega apne hissab se..

Rohit - Ok boss..

Main wahaan se parking ki side aaya jahaan bahaar he humaari gaadiyan khaddi thi wahaan pohancha toh College Advisor Rajendra uncle or taklu principal khaddey they or taklu Jack se baat kar raha tha. Issi ki kami thi bhenchod..

Prin-Haan toh usase puchunga lekin woh hai kahan?

Main-Idhar sir.. Goof Afternoon..

Advisor - Oh! There he is..

Main-Ji sir boliye kya help kar shakta hun main aapki..

Rajendra- Ye kya hai AP?? Vehicles aage jaana allowed nahi hai or tum itane vehicles ko off road leke gaye, i mean i know tum ek high value person ho but still rules are rules VIp parking use karlo caahe.

Main-Main nahi leke gaya uncle i mean sir, mera jo ye police escort haina inhone bola jitana paidal kam chalunga utana better hai or yahaan bheed bhi jyada thi or mujhe trials k liye jaana tha toh wahaan ground takk he leke gaya..

Principal- Still rules are rules Mr AP, aise toh baaki students tumhe dekh k yahi karenge..

Main-Kon karega sir? Meri toh government provided security hai or konsa student hai jisko government ne security provide ki hai.. Or agar koi hai bhi toh uska hakk hai ye karne kaa kyunki college k rules kissi ki life se important nahi hain..

Principal-If you feel threatened in your own college then why bother coming here? Aao he matt darr lagta hai toh..

Main- Oh sir you have no idea, baat darr ki nahi hai baat careless hone ki hai, aise darr hajaaron hain meri life mein or isase uppar bhi hajaaron hain or main darrke ye security leke nahi ghum raha main smart hun issliye security leke ghum raha hun. Main darrta nahi hun iska matlab ye nahi ki main careless hojaaun naa naa naa aise toh main 2 din bhi nahi tikk paaunga issliye sabkuch jaruri hai sir.. Ab aapki tarah pura din office mein ek chair par baithke pura din agar kuch nahi karna hota toh main bhi security leke nahi aata but my job is far more important than that of yours.. Good bye sir have a good day..

Principal kaa thoda khulla chhodke main gaadi mein aaya or turant he gaadiyaan nikali wahaan se..

Main-Bada aaya maadarchod gyaan dene waala..

Continued.

Fadu update bhai

Bade dino ke bad purana AP dikha he.
Update padke pet ki antariya ek dusre se gutham guthai suru kar diya tha.
Digvijay or Principal ki to gajab beyjati kar di. Dono ke to nightmare ban gaye ho sote jagte bas apni beyjati dikhe gi.

Fadu update bhai
Waiting for next

 

[Ahsan Ali]

Update-40(Digvijay Destroyed)
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Main-So kya help caahiye woh suno humein students caahiye trusted woh bhi, completely trusted samjhe 99% bhi nahi 100% trusted, tum sabko kya karna hai woh suno obviously out of college tumhaare orr bhi bahot friends honge so unmein se apne trusted friends ko leke aaj tumhe ek jagah ikatha hona hai, jagah common honi caahiye taaki kissi ko shakk naa ho..

Ashish - humaare yahaan best hai..

Ajit - Yeah kissi ko koi dikkat nahi hogi..

Main-Perfect..So tum mein se harr koi apne apne friends ko leke wahaan aayega aaj raat 8 baje, dhyaan rahe keval trusted bandey hone caahiye. Beshak banda ek he leke aao lekin trusted hone chahiye..

Abhi-Samjh gaye..

Main-Yeah so aage ki kahaani wahin samjhaaunga.. Or haan ye sab baaton kaa bahaar kissi ko pata nahi chalna chahiye...

Ashish - Done..

Main-Ok then see you guys at 8:00 pm tonight sorry itane short notice par ye sab karwa raha hun but time already kam hai..

Lucky - Don't worry about it AP..

Arushi - Yeah humlog adjust karlenge..

Main-Perfect, thanks guys, also bahaar aao coffee peeo and I'll see you guys tonight ..

Ye sunke sablog uthe and bahaar jaane lage, main Ravi Sam and Rohit udhar he rukke or Rohit ne cigarette jalaa lee..

Main-Chalo ye kaam toh nipta..

Ravi-Yeah ab bus shyaam ko sabke Dimaag mein plan or fit karna hai and we are set..

Main-Yeah..Ab jaldi se trials or dedene dey taaki jaldi se nikal paaun bc Mangal or Abeer gaali derahe honge..

Humlog cigarette peeke bahaar aaye toh sablog coffee pee rahe they humlog bahaar ki taraf jaa he rahe they ki saamne se Digvijay aagaya uske sath woh banda bhi tha jiska munh foda tha Ravi ne or uske alawa 2 bandey or they, woh mere saamne aake khadda hogaya..

Digvijay - Isko kyun maara?

Ravi - Isase kya puch raha hai maine maara hai..

Digvijay - Hath jyaada chaltey hain tere..

Ravi-Haao.. Firse chalaake dikhaaun?

Digvijay - Ye saari hekdi nikaal dunga main..Ye party ye post ye sabka ghamand tod dunga main..

Main-Oye sun.. Idhar aa.. Mere sath aa.. Come on..

Main unke aage aage guffa mein aaya or andar aatey he maine pehle bandey ko maara pait mein punch jo bhayanak laga woh bechara ulti kartey hue niche girra or dusara kuch samjh paata usase pehle uske bhi munh k uppar punch diya woh piche jaake girra, ye dekh woh munh futta banda toh literally bhaag he gaya wahaan se or Digvijay munh faade mujhe ghurre..

Main-Jaanta hai tujhe kyun nahi maara?? Kyunki tu president hai or jab sabko pata chalega naa ki president ko kutton ki tarah peeta toh bhosdk college kaa kutta takk munh nahi lagaata tujhe.. Tu maadarchod samjh kya raha hai apne aapko? Teri maa chod dunga main samjha literally.. Bhosdk aukaat dekh k baat kar jiss mousi ki hawa khaake tu yahaan haina uski gand mein bhi itana dum nahi hai mere saamne aise baat karne ki.. Bhosdk tujhe yahin k yahin aisa toddunga ki maadarchod agle elections takk hospital mein rahega bhadwe.. Kya kaha tha maine first day jab waapis aaya tha main?? Yahi ki tu caahe maa chudwale apni pure college mein lekin mujhse matt uljhana maadarchod tera woh bhai Dheeraj toh uljha tha ab apni maa ki gand mein munh chupake baitha hai or abhi toh maine kiya he kuch naa hai.. Bhosdk i kill people for a living samjha, i have killed hundreds even thousands of people or tu mujhe akad dikhaaega maadarchod.. Party? Post ki akad todega tu bhosdk tere pure khaandan mein itana dum nahi hai ki woh iss post ko hath takk lagaadein samjha?? Samjha naa maadarchod? Abse dhyaan rakh ye last warning hai agar mujhe fir fansa tu main teri maa chod dunga bhosdk, college mein nanga karke peetunga samjha kissi ko shakal dikhaane laayak nahi rahega bhosdk.. Baaju hatt maadarchod..

Ye bolke maine diya dhakka usko jisase woh bahaar nikala wahaan se and main uske side se nikala.. Bhen kaa lund bada aaya president bhosdka dalla,..

Rohit - Maa he chod di bhai.. Literally..

Main-Orr nahi toh kya bhen kaa lund yaar pata nahi kya he sochke ye baar baar mere saamne aa jaata hai. Khudko kya samjhta hai bhenchod.

Ravi - Bechaare ki shakal dekhi?? Ahahaha.. Saanp sungh gaya tha pehle punch mein he..

Sam-Galat kiya be, aise thodi karta hai koi.. Bechaare ki gand faad di..

Main-Toh kya karta be..

Rohit - Sahi hai kamsekam sabke saamne toh naa kiya warna lawda munh dikhaane laayak naa rehta..

Main-Wahi toh..Chal be main nikalta hun..

Rohit-Trials nahi dega..

Main-Hogaya trials bc mood ki maa chud gayi coach ko bolna toh ki main gaya woh dekhlega apne hissab se..

Rohit - Ok boss..

Main wahaan se parking ki side aaya jahaan bahaar he humaari gaadiyan khaddi thi wahaan pohancha toh College Advisor Rajendra uncle or taklu principal khaddey they or taklu Jack se baat kar raha tha. Issi ki kami thi bhenchod..

Prin-Haan toh usase puchunga lekin woh hai kahan?

Main-Idhar sir.. Goof Afternoon..

Advisor - Oh! There he is..

Main-Ji sir boliye kya help kar shakta hun main aapki..

Rajendra- Ye kya hai AP?? Vehicles aage jaana allowed nahi hai or tum itane vehicles ko off road leke gaye, i mean i know tum ek high value person ho but still rules are rules VIp parking use karlo caahe.

Main-Main nahi leke gaya uncle i mean sir, mera jo ye police escort haina inhone bola jitana paidal kam chalunga utana better hai or yahaan bheed bhi jyada thi or mujhe trials k liye jaana tha toh wahaan ground takk he leke gaya..

Principal- Still rules are rules Mr AP, aise toh baaki students tumhe dekh k yahi karenge..

Main-Kon karega sir? Meri toh government provided security hai or konsa student hai jisko government ne security provide ki hai.. Or agar koi hai bhi toh uska hakk hai ye karne kaa kyunki college k rules kissi ki life se important nahi hain..

Principal-If you feel threatened in your own college then why bother coming here? Aao he matt darr lagta hai toh..

Main- Oh sir you have no idea, baat darr ki nahi hai baat careless hone ki hai, aise darr hajaaron hain meri life mein or isase uppar bhi hajaaron hain or main darrke ye security leke nahi ghum raha main smart hun issliye security leke ghum raha hun. Main darrta nahi hun iska matlab ye nahi ki main careless hojaaun naa naa naa aise toh main 2 din bhi nahi tikk paaunga issliye sabkuch jaruri hai sir.. Ab aapki tarah pura din office mein ek chair par baithke pura din agar kuch nahi karna hota toh main bhi security leke nahi aata but my job is far more important than that of yours.. Good bye sir have a good day..

Principal kaa thoda khulla chhodke main gaadi mein aaya or turant he gaadiyaan nikali wahaan se..

Main-Bada aaya maadarchod gyaan dene waala..

Continued.

Hahahaha zaberdast, aakhir Principal sir ny bhi entry daal hi di

 

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Main-So kya help caahiye woh suno humein students caahiye trusted woh bhi, completely trusted samjhe 99% bhi nahi 100% trusted, tum sabko kya karna hai woh suno obviously out of college tumhaare orr bhi bahot friends honge so unmein se apne trusted friends ko leke aaj tumhe ek jagah ikatha hona hai, jagah common honi caahiye taaki kissi ko shakk naa ho..

Ashish - humaare yahaan best hai..

Ajit - Yeah kissi ko koi dikkat nahi hogi..

Main-Perfect..So tum mein se harr koi apne apne friends ko leke wahaan aayega aaj raat 8 baje, dhyaan rahe keval trusted bandey hone caahiye. Beshak banda ek he leke aao lekin trusted hone chahiye..

Abhi-Samjh gaye..

Main-Yeah so aage ki kahaani wahin samjhaaunga.. Or haan ye sab baaton kaa bahaar kissi ko pata nahi chalna chahiye...

Ashish - Done..

Main-Ok then see you guys at 8:00 pm tonight sorry itane short notice par ye sab karwa raha hun but time already kam hai..

Lucky - Don't worry about it AP..

Arushi - Yeah humlog adjust karlenge..

Main-Perfect, thanks guys, also bahaar aao coffee peeo and I'll see you guys tonight ..

Ye sunke sablog uthe and bahaar jaane lage, main Ravi Sam and Rohit udhar he rukke or Rohit ne cigarette jalaa lee..

Main-Chalo ye kaam toh nipta..

Ravi-Yeah ab bus shyaam ko sabke Dimaag mein plan or fit karna hai and we are set..

Main-Yeah..Ab jaldi se trials or dedene dey taaki jaldi se nikal paaun bc Mangal or Abeer gaali derahe honge..

Humlog cigarette peeke bahaar aaye toh sablog coffee pee rahe they humlog bahaar ki taraf jaa he rahe they ki saamne se Digvijay aagaya uske sath woh banda bhi tha jiska munh foda tha Ravi ne or uske alawa 2 bandey or they, woh mere saamne aake khadda hogaya..

Digvijay - Isko kyun maara?

Ravi - Isase kya puch raha hai maine maara hai..

Digvijay - Hath jyaada chaltey hain tere..

Ravi-Haao.. Firse chalaake dikhaaun?

Digvijay - Ye saari hekdi nikaal dunga main..Ye party ye post ye sabka ghamand tod dunga main..

Main-Oye sun.. Idhar aa.. Mere sath aa.. Come on..

Main unke aage aage guffa mein aaya or andar aatey he maine pehle bandey ko maara pait mein punch jo bhayanak laga woh bechara ulti kartey hue niche girra or dusara kuch samjh paata usase pehle uske bhi munh k uppar punch diya woh piche jaake girra, ye dekh woh munh futta banda toh literally bhaag he gaya wahaan se or Digvijay munh faade mujhe ghurre..

Main-Jaanta hai tujhe kyun nahi maara?? Kyunki tu president hai or jab sabko pata chalega naa ki president ko kutton ki tarah peeta toh bhosdk college kaa kutta takk munh nahi lagaata tujhe.. Tu maadarchod samjh kya raha hai apne aapko? Teri maa chod dunga main samjha literally.. Bhosdk aukaat dekh k baat kar jiss mousi ki hawa khaake tu yahaan haina uski gand mein bhi itana dum nahi hai mere saamne aise baat karne ki.. Bhosdk tujhe yahin k yahin aisa toddunga ki maadarchod agle elections takk hospital mein rahega bhadwe.. Kya kaha tha maine first day jab waapis aaya tha main?? Yahi ki tu caahe maa chudwale apni pure college mein lekin mujhse matt uljhana maadarchod tera woh bhai Dheeraj toh uljha tha ab apni maa ki gand mein munh chupake baitha hai or abhi toh maine kiya he kuch naa hai.. Bhosdk i kill people for a living samjha, i have killed hundreds even thousands of people or tu mujhe akad dikhaaega maadarchod.. Party? Post ki akad todega tu bhosdk tere pure khaandan mein itana dum nahi hai ki woh iss post ko hath takk lagaadein samjha?? Samjha naa maadarchod? Abse dhyaan rakh ye last warning hai agar mujhe fir fansa tu main teri maa chod dunga bhosdk, college mein nanga karke peetunga samjha kissi ko shakal dikhaane laayak nahi rahega bhosdk.. Baaju hatt maadarchod..

Ye bolke maine diya dhakka usko jisase woh bahaar nikala wahaan se and main uske side se nikala.. Bhen kaa lund bada aaya president bhosdka dalla,..

Rohit - Maa he chod di bhai.. Literally..

Main-Orr nahi toh kya bhen kaa lund yaar pata nahi kya he sochke ye baar baar mere saamne aa jaata hai. Khudko kya samjhta hai bhenchod.

Ravi - Bechaare ki shakal dekhi?? Ahahaha.. Saanp sungh gaya tha pehle punch mein he..

Sam-Galat kiya be, aise thodi karta hai koi.. Bechaare ki gand faad di..

Main-Toh kya karta be..

Rohit - Sahi hai kamsekam sabke saamne toh naa kiya warna lawda munh dikhaane laayak naa rehta..

Main-Wahi toh..Chal be main nikalta hun..

Rohit-Trials nahi dega..

Main-Hogaya trials bc mood ki maa chud gayi coach ko bolna toh ki main gaya woh dekhlega apne hissab se..

Rohit - Ok boss..

Main wahaan se parking ki side aaya jahaan bahaar he humaari gaadiyan khaddi thi wahaan pohancha toh College Advisor Rajendra uncle or taklu principal khaddey they or taklu Jack se baat kar raha tha. Issi ki kami thi bhenchod..

Prin-Haan toh usase puchunga lekin woh hai kahan?

Main-Idhar sir.. Goof Afternoon..

Advisor - Oh! There he is..

Main-Ji sir boliye kya help kar shakta hun main aapki..

Rajendra- Ye kya hai AP?? Vehicles aage jaana allowed nahi hai or tum itane vehicles ko off road leke gaye, i mean i know tum ek high value person ho but still rules are rules VIp parking use karlo caahe.

Main-Main nahi leke gaya uncle i mean sir, mera jo ye police escort haina inhone bola jitana paidal kam chalunga utana better hai or yahaan bheed bhi jyada thi or mujhe trials k liye jaana tha toh wahaan ground takk he leke gaya..

Principal- Still rules are rules Mr AP, aise toh baaki students tumhe dekh k yahi karenge..

Main-Kon karega sir? Meri toh government provided security hai or konsa student hai jisko government ne security provide ki hai.. Or agar koi hai bhi toh uska hakk hai ye karne kaa kyunki college k rules kissi ki life se important nahi hain..

Principal-If you feel threatened in your own college then why bother coming here? Aao he matt darr lagta hai toh..

Main- Oh sir you have no idea, baat darr ki nahi hai baat careless hone ki hai, aise darr hajaaron hain meri life mein or isase uppar bhi hajaaron hain or main darrke ye security leke nahi ghum raha main smart hun issliye security leke ghum raha hun. Main darrta nahi hun iska matlab ye nahi ki main careless hojaaun naa naa naa aise toh main 2 din bhi nahi tikk paaunga issliye sabkuch jaruri hai sir.. Ab aapki tarah pura din office mein ek chair par baithke pura din agar kuch nahi karna hota toh main bhi security leke nahi aata but my job is far more important than that of yours.. Good bye sir have a good day..

Principal kaa thoda khulla chhodke main gaadi mein aaya or turant he gaadiyaan nikali wahaan se..

Main-Bada aaya maadarchod gyaan dene waala..

Continued.

Gajab.......?

 

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Nice update