Update-39(Riya!!)
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Maine Ashish ko uski puri gang ko guffa mein ikatha karne ko bola and trials k liye apni entry karwaane chal padda..
Main-Rohit Laxman ko call karke bol ki Canteen khaali karwaadey..
Rohit - Aaj khaali he hogi be koi nahi hai udhar..
Main-Fir bhi..
Rohit - Ok..
Main ab Trials k liye entry karwaane aaya toh wahaan bhi line lagi thi ab main seedha aage jaake line mein lag gaya or kissi ne kuch nahi bola even jagah banaai mere liye lekin jo maadarchod entry kar raha tha woh Digvijay ka banda tha usne mujhe ghurra...
Main-Dekh kya raha hai bhosdk naam likh..
Ladka-Line se aao..
Main - Line mere piche hai, andha hai kya lawde..
Ladka-Tu bichmein aaya hai, or gaali matt dey..
Main-Main gaali gaali nahi bhosdk tereko raipta bhi dunga..
Ladka-Main nahi likhunga..
Main - Bhosdk tera toh Baap bhi likhega..
Rohit - Likh naa bawligand kyun befaltu mein bakchodi pel raha hai..
Ladka-Nahi likhunga..
Ye bolke usne copy bandh kardi..
Main-Teri maa kaa bhosdaa bhen k lawde last baar bol raha hun likh..
Usne firse naa mein Mundi hilaai ab main hath utha nahi shakta tha itani public mein, ab bhenchod main keval student nahi tha North India ka sabse powerful aadmi tha main or mujhe ye sab sobha nahi deta, issliye maine Ravi ko dekha or Ravi toh wait he kar raha tha uss bakchod ne mere or Rohit k kandhon par apne hath rakhe or jump maarke kick maari uske munh k uppar, kick ekdum solid Lagi woh bhenchod chair samett he niche jaake girra..
Amit - Arrey k kar raha hai Ravi..
Ravi - Master bakchodi pel raha hai ye bola naam nahi likhega.. Iska toh pura khaandaan likhega, uth bhenchod..
Amit - Bus kar be, mujhe bata deta laa main likhdeta hun.. Isko uthaa re ladke..
Amit ne mera naam likha tabtak dusare ladko ne uthaaya usko, uski naak se thoda khoon aane laga toh usko piche ki taraf legaye ladke..
Amit - Ye le likhdiya.. Chalo re sab apna apna naam likho or chaltey jaana..
Ye bolke Amit sir humaare sath ek side aaye..
Amit-Bakchod he hai kya bilkul Ravi..
Main-Ye kya Master main bolya tha maadarchod nyu bola tera naam koni likhun, aise kaise nahi likhega bhenchod..
Amit-Fir bhi be itani public mein acha nahi lagta ye sab bache hain tumhaare saamne, tu toh samjhaya kar inko Rohit..
Rohit - Dekho Amit bhai tumhe maalum main befaltu pange nahi karwata lekin ye lawde ko deserved thi ye laat, maine bola bhi isko ki padd jaaegi maana koni..
Amit - Ab maan jaaega..
Ye sunke hum sablog hans paddey..
Amit - Cigarette he peela do be..
Main-Aata hun thodi derr mein..
Amit - Pakka??
Main-Aapki kasam..
Ye bolke humlog ek side aaye..
Main-Ye bakchod Shubham kahaan hai??
Rohit - Abhi toh yahin tha.. Phone laga toh..
Maine Shubham ko call kiya.
Shubam-Ji bhai??
Main-Kahaan haibe?
Shubam-Canteen side bhai, ye Laxman bahaar nikaal raha bolraha aapka order hai..
Main-Perfect sun tere jo 2-4 khaas khaas bandey haina woh Rahul, Avi wagairaah unko leke guffa mein pohanch jaldi.. Keval trusted bandey samjha keval trusted.. Or chup chaap..
Shubam-Ji bhai...
Call disconnected..
Nicki - Haanji Adhyaksh Mahodya kaise hain??
Main-Nicki mam Wassup.. Bus dua hai aapki..
Nicki - Arrey humaari kya dua hai dua toh pure north India ki hai tere uppar..
Main-Bus woh bani rahe kaafi hai..
Nicki - Aise he kaam karta rahega toh bani rahegi kyun nahi banegi bhalla..
Main-Thank you.. Or sunaiye kya haal chaal?
Nicki - Mera toh same he hai ghar se college se ghar se college, tu bata interesting toh teri life hai aajkal..
Main-Mera toh sab dekh he letey ho aap tv par, mujhse jyaada news waalon ko pata hota hai mera..
Nicki - Hehehe true. Great job with the factory issue.. Wohlog humessa yaad rakhenge tujhe..
Main-I hope so..
Nicki - Waise ye itani security leke kahaan jaa raha hai?
Main-Main toh college he aaya tha or ye security toh normal protocol hai inko sath rakhna he padta hai kuch bhi ho caahe..
Nicki - I see.. College kya karne aaya tu?? And don't tell me tu trials dene aaya hai kyunki hum dono ko he pata hai that's not the case..
Main-Yeah orr koi important kaam aaya hun baadmein bataaunga.. Infact aapko toh batana jaruri hai.
Rohit - Yeah..
Main-Rohit Amit sir Kirti mam or nicki mam ko aaj free hotey he sab samjhadena toh..
Rohit - Ok boss..
Main-Mam ye sab samjhadega, mujhe thodi jaldi hai..
Nicki - No worries..
Mera phone baja jo Ashish ka tha toh maine cut kiya, bula he raha hoga..
Main-Aata hun thodi derr mein mam..
Ye bolke humlog canteen side nikale..
Main - Jack gaadi or Bandon ko parking side lejaa sirens wagairaah nahi bajaana ab..
Ab humlog canteen mein aaye toh canteen andar se khaali thi but guffa side se bahot awaaj aai..
Laxman-Parnaam bhai..
Main-Kaisa bete Laxman.
Laxman-Aapke raaj mein mujhe kya he dikkat hogi bhai.
Main-Sun andar jitane bhi baithtey hain unke liye coffee bhejdena toh..
Laxman-Ji bhai..
Main-Ladka bana dega coffee tu ek kaam kar gate par he khadda reh koi aae toh bolna safaai chal rahi hai no entry koi bhi ho caahe, haan teacher wagairaah aaye toh ek baar ishaara kardena..
Laxman-Ji bhai..
Ye bolke Main Ravi Sam and Rohit andar enter hue or andar aatey he main darwaaze par he freeze hogaya, kyunki wahaan puri Abhi gang thi and sath sath Shubam ki gang bhi or sabse aage Riya baithi thi usko dekhtey he main wahin rukk gaya, mujhe dekh woh bhi shocked thi yaani woh expect nahi kar rahi thi ki ye meeting maine he bulaai hai..
Sam-(Aaram se) Bhosdk honsh mein aa..
Sam ne mujhe ek mukka diya aaram se, mukka khaake main waapis present mein aaya, bhenchod kaam important hai aise bakchodi nahi karne kaa focus on the task.
Main-Hi guys..
Almost sabne hello kiya mujhe.. Wahaan Ashish, Ajit, Lucky,Divya, Ashish ki cousin Sneha, Abhi ex president or iss gang ka leader, Surendra ki beti Arushi, Principal ki beti Mouni, Meri Ex Sana meri dusari Ex Riya and meri teesri ex yaa current girlfriend confirm nahi hai Anaa wahaan they uske alawa Shubam or uske 3-4 sathi they wahaan.. Ab Riya k liye ye utana he awkward tha jitana mere liye tha but kaam jaruri tha so karna he tha..
Main - So guys tumlog soch rahe hoge ki maine sabko yun achaanak yahaan kyun bulaaya toh reason batadun because i need your help, tum sabki madad caahiye mujhe, mere khudke liye nahi balki pure haryana k youth k liye. Actually Haryana mein drug market firse active hogaya hai or pehle se kahin jyaada khatarnak log iske piche hain or pehle se bahot he jyaada khatarnak drug market mein aaya hai abhi or humaare pass 10000% correct Intel hai ki abki baar firse ye dealers youth ko target karenge yaani mainly students ko or ye drug itana powerful hai ki 2-3 din mein he ye apne shikaar ko apne panje mein kass leta hai yaani addicted bana leta hai and iski latt ko chhudwaana bahot hard hai, ab obviously students ko bahot he easily target banaya jaa shakta hai or ek baar ye hogaya toh pura haryana khokhla ho jaaega jo hum bilkul bhi nahi caahtey not at all ye ek bahot he bade crisis ki suruwaat hai or agar isko tackle nahi kiya gaya toh it'll be over for us, issiliye humein help caahiye tumlog ki.. Kya help caahiye woh baadmein bataunga but agar koi bhi tum mein se help nahi karna chaahta toh koi dikkat nahi hai you can leave now, i know tumhaare liye ye sab naya hai, darr obviously lagta hai so agar nahi karna hai toh you can leave koi bhi problem nahi hai..
Ashish - Kya baat kar raha haibe tune humaari itani help ki hai toh hum kyun piche hattenge, or ye toh sab students k liye hai..
Abhi - Yeah ofcourse AP we are with you..
Mera dhyaan Riya par tha but woh nahi gayi hum dono ki aankhein aapis mein takraai or kuch seconds kaa eye contact bana, maine aankhon he aankhon mein pucha usase ki you are free to leave, itani understanding toh thi humaari but woh nahi gayi and that was the highlight of my day... That made my day..
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