Update-36(Deal Done??)
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Main subah late he utha as kaafi late he soya tha main, main utha hath munh dhoke fresh hoke bahaar aaya bathroom se toh mujhe saamne table par woh cocaine ka pouch dikha, Maine jhatt se woh waapis almiraah mein chupaya and ready hoke niche gaya, niche sabka breakfast hochuka tha bus mera he baaki tha toh main breakfast karne baitha aaj humein wahin factory mein jaana tha jo bandh karwaai thi, local logon ne invite kiya tha humein wahaan issliye breakfast k baad humlog nikale Ragho gaon k liye, wahaan pohanchey toh wahaan bc pura maaholl tha dholl baj rahe they log gulaal se khel rahe they, bhaari media mojjud tha wahaan..
Main-Bhenchod ye media waale harr kahin merese pehle pohanch jaatey hain..
Abeer-Kaam he ye hai inka...
Main - Oye Jack police or apne bando se boll aaj inko durr he rakhna mujhse koi sawaal jawaab nahi karna mereko inse..
Jack - Ji bhai..
Humlog gaadi se utare toh dholl bajna bandh hua or wahaan k jo main log they woh meri taraf aaye, ek aunty ne gulaal kaa tikka lagaaya mujhe and fir unhone mujhe baar-2 dhanywaad kahaa..
Main-Bola tha naa uncle ki main hatwa dunga ye?? Bola tha ki nahi? Humaare raaj mein agar aaplog he khuss nahi rahoge toh fir ye kursi kiss kaam ki bhalla, ye kursi merese jyaada Janta ki hai or jaisa Deva bhai Kehte hain aaplog ho toh hum hain aapke bina hum hain he nahi, koi bhi dikkat ho toh bejhijhak firse miliye ga, Jai Bharat Jai Haryana..
Ye bolke main mudda udhar se media waale bhaage aage jinhe police or guards ne roka and idhar se gaon waalon ne lagaye mere naare literally hajaaron log naare laga rahe they wahaan toh pura mahool gunjj utha tha, goosebumps movement bc..
Humlog waapis gaadi mein aaye toh mera phone andar he tha jispe Jatin ki 2 missed calls thi abhi, maine usse waapis call kiya..
Main-Haan beta..
Jatin - Bhai jaisa aap bole waisa he kiya kal raat maine uss dealer ko phone karke bola ki mujhe 4 pouch caahiye hain toh saala bolta hai uske pass bus 1 he pouch bacha hai kyunki baaki bech diye usne..
Main-Juth bol raha hai, maadarchod k pass tha he ek pouch, woh bhi nahi bech paaya tha abtak.
Jatin-Wahi bhai, fir bolta hai rukk thoda karwata hun jugaad, then 1 ghantey baad uska phone aaya waapis bhai ki woh karwadega jugaad subah takk wait karne kaa, abhi subah ek naye he punter kaa phone aaya bhai, bolne k tareeke or language se yahaan kaa toh nahi laga bhai thoda "Sir - Wir" type kaa banda tha koi, bola woh karwadega mera jugaad 4 kya 6-7 karwadega toh maine kaha mera budget nahi hai utane ka mujhe 4 he caahiye..
Main-Shabbas ye hui naa baat..
Jatin - Or 4 bhi badhiya rate par caahiye toh bola kitana, Maine kaha tum batao kitana.. Toh bola 15000 per gram, Maine kaha kya baat kar rahe ho bhai ye rate toh mujhe tumhara dealer ek pouch par de raha tha abtoh main bulk mein le raha hun fir bhi ye rate.. Toh bola 14000 dedena, maine kaha jyaada hai.. 13500 par aaya maine kam karwaya 13000 parr aake attak gaya bola isase kam kisi haalat mein nahi hoga toh maine kaha bhai dekh main iss area kaa sabse experienced dealer hun ye sab tumse pehle se kar raha hun or ye nahi ki bus ek baar maal leke gayab hojaaunga nahi material badhiya hai tumhara iske baad regular lunga toh kam se kam 12500 lagaalo, first time cocaine aai hai bahot din baad toh bhai price bhi toh set karna padega market mein..
Main-Bhenchod tu toh Oscar level kaa actor hai..
Jatin - Bus kya bhai, ab woh thodi naa nukur k baad Maan gaya 12500 Rupees per gram par yaani total 4 pouch kaa 5 Crore rupees toh bola shyaam ko location k liye phone karega..
Main-Haan ab shyaam takk tere uppar research karega..
Jatin - Arrey nahi bhai woh toh already kar chuka hai saale ko bahot kuch pata tha mere baare mein, bola tu 18 ki ummar mein gaanjha bechta tha fir 19-20 mein afeem uske baad kuch maheene jail gaya fir bahaar aake firse afeem bechi usme bahot paisa or naam kamaaya, fir tu smack bechne laga 24 saal kaa hoke tu khud ek dealer ban gaya ab khudka business karne laga uske baad fir jail gaya, 2 saal baad aaya firse Afeem mein laga or uske baad gayab hogaya Ab Gudla kaa kaala kaam sambhaalta hai tu or wahin se tere pass itane paise aaye hain ki tu humse drugs khareed shake..
Main-Perfect, matlab samjhdaar hai saamne waala toh sun Rajnish k pass mera kitana baaki hai..
Jatin-Bhai 300 diye they aapne toh Rajnish bhai ne usko 280 karwaadiya tha safed karwaake ab 200 toh alag alag bank accounts mein hain unka hissab aapke woh punter k pass hai, then 80 mein se 30 aapne Rajnish bhai ko gift kiye or 3 Crore k aas pass aapne woh 28 families ko dilwa diye they toh total 47 Crore cash bacha hai bhai..
Main-Perfect, sun isme se 5 cash nikaal lena 2000 k notes hojaaenge??
Jatin - Haan easily bhai..
Main-Arrey gajab londey toh 2000 k notes 5 crore k banenge 25 Kilogram weight toh kuch bhi kar lekin ye saare note mujhe ek he bag mein caahiye samjha..
Jatin - Hojaaega bhai..
Main-Ab tere yahaan se kissi bhi aise bandey ko Police headquarters bhej jisase tu milta julta naa ho or wahaan bol Anjali se mille, woh tujhe ek bahot he chota tracker degi woh tracker tujhe jo sabse bich ki line hogi or uss bich ki line ka sabse aakhiri bundle hoga naa 2000 k notes ka uske bichmein laga dena hai sabse niche samjha..
Jatin - Ok bhai..
Main - Ab tu ye paisa unko dega agar wohlog metal detector se check karein toh koi dikkat nahi hai nahi pakkada jaaega, Agar bundles ginnenge toh bhi koi dikkat nahi hai tujhe, inn 2 mein se ek he hoga toh chinta matt karna, lekin agar wohlog ek ek bundle ko machine k through ginaney lagein toh tere lawde lagenge but chinta matt karna jahaan teri meeting hogi wahaan Anjali and team mojjud hogi tu bus jaise - 2 ginti pass aati jaaye bhaagne kaa plan dhundana lekin ye hoga nahi kon maadarchod 5 Crore ka ek ek note ginnega woh bhi drugs kaa paisa.. Most probably woh bus bundle ginenge lines k hissab se toh koi dikkat nahi hai..Samjha?
Jatin-Samajh gaya bhai.. Tension nahi leneka aap..
Main-Or ye phone matt leke jaana koi fresh phone leke jaana jisme mera koi contact wagairaah naa ho.. Samjha..Anjali ka number bhej raha hum tere pass jaise he location aaye meeting ki uske pass message kardena..
Jatin - Ji bhai..
Main-Chal best of luck..
Call disconnected..
Abeer-Bhenchod tu 5 Crore kahaan se le aaya??
Main-Sawaal jawaab matt kar bhosdk jyaada..
Abeer-Bata toh..
Main-Delhi CBI mein tha tab paise leke case solve kiya tha maine or unko idea diya tha jail se bachne kaa..
Abeer - Kitana paisa??
Main-Bahot jyaada..
Abeer -Fir bhi kitana round figure bata??
Main-Bhosdk tujhe kyun itani panchayat rehti hai bola toh bahot jyaada, bawligand muneem hai tu jo harr paise ko copy mein note karega chutiye..
Abeer-Fuck you..
Humlog party headquarters pohanchey aajkal toh mera jo tha woh ye office he tha bhenchod pura din logon ki dukhbharri Kahaani suno, Ek lower class aadmi se leke bhenchod ministers takk aajaatey they or sabko kuch naa kuch problem rehti he thi paisa ho yaa naa ho dikkat sabko thi or unhi ki dikkat main solve kar raha tha.. Jabki meri khudki dikkatein solve karne waala koi tha nahi nice..
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