Update-31(Chang Is A Legend!)
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Main or Jack rukktey rukkaatey almost 11:30 baje ghar pohanchey.. Ghar par sab sochuke they Jack apne quarters mein chala gaya or main andar aaya, phone ki light on ki or kitchen mein aaya wahaan khaana rakha tha mera, khaana jyaada thanda nahi hua tha, roti or sabji dono he theek thi, ab main dining table takk jaane k mood mein nahi tha issliye maine wahin kitchen mein baithke khaana khaaya bhook double hogayi thi toh khaana double khaaya maine.. Or puri tarah pait bharrke main utha hath munh dhoya and firse mobile ki light on karke apne room ki taraf jaane laga lekin iss bich mera phone baja, jo Chang kaa tha, bhenchod ye itani raat ko kya lega..
Main-Theek haibe??
Chang - Yeah..
Main-Toh itani raatko?
Chang - I got a massive news for you.. Samjho tum woh factory bandh karwa shaktey ho..
Main - Really?? Bc mujhe pata tha ye maadarchod Dheeraj ne kuch toh ghuss lee hai ye sab banwaane k liye... Kya kiya saale ne Paisa? Land? Yaa favours??
Chang - Chut..
Main- What the fuck did you just said??
Chang - Sahi Suna chut..
Main-Matlab?
Chang - Woh Bansal k betey ki wife kya naam hai uska.. Chaaya??
Main-Yeah..
Chang-Woh pichle 2 ghanto se Dheeraj k sath Majenta Hotel k presidential suite mein thi..
Main-Kya baat kar raha hai bhosdk ..
Chang-Yep...
Main - Koi proof??
Chang - Proof haina ekdum HD 4k..
Main-MMs Bana liya kya be??
Chang - Aji ghanta, photos hain, room k andar ki nahi parking mein dono ki smooch kartey hue then uppar corridor mein ekdum Bollywood romantic pose mein..
Main-Shakal visible hai dono ki??
Chang - Arrey ekdum Clear.. 4K..
Main-Holy shit.. I can't believe this shit bro.. Tabhi main sochun bc aise he toh Sudha kaa londa itana sab nahi karega.. Kuch toh gadbad hai..
Chang - Kuch kya sab he gadbad hai boss..
Main-Tabhi main sochun ye uski itani side kyun leraha tha aaj..Waise bhenchod ye Iska Husband woh Bansal kaa londa kahaan hai?? Uske hotey ye raatko yun kaise ghum rahi hai??
Chang-Woh he toh nahi hai, woh apne Baap k pass gaya hai Jaipur..
Main - I see i fucking see bhenchod, Photos bhej ab main sab sambhaal lunga..
Chang - Email kardiye hain..
Main-Great job bc great job..
Chang - Thanks boss..
Main-Also.. Also bahot he important baat Drugs..
Chang-Kya drugs??
Main-Mujhe aaj pata chala ki Haryana mein bahot bhaari maatra mein Cocaine aai hai..
Chang - Impossible.. Aisi koi news hai he nahi.
Main-Usase bhi important baat, cocaine ki purity 95-96% pure cocaine hogi..
Chang - Chutiya matt banao boss.. 96% pure kon dega yahaan..
Main-Abe belive me maine khud dekha aaj.. Literally dekha.. No joke..Teri kasam.
Chang - Holy shit.. 96% no way.. Woh bhi bhaari maatra mein??
Main-Yess.. Wahi toh..
Chang - But boss market toh sukha padda hai..
Main-Agar ye sab sach hai toh market sukha jyaada din nahi rahega.. Tu ek kaam kar pata laga kya situation hai drugs ki, khodke khabbar nikaal idhar humlog bhi lagtey hain, kuch bhi hojaae drugs failne nahi dene hain, ek baar faill gaye toh bahot hard hoga inko roukna..
Chang - Karta hun pata boss..
Main-Cool.. Chal good night and great fucking job..
Call disconnected..
Maine waapis Light jalaai phone ki or uppar jaane k liye mudda toh piche bhabhi khaddi thi, ek baar ko toh bhenchod gand fatt gayi light mein babhi aisi lagi maano khud shaitaan khadda ho..
Main-Holy shit babhi.. Holy shit.. Heartattack aajaata abhi.. Oh god..
Babhi-Hahahaha..
Main-Kya hahahaha? Maar daaloge kya?
Babhi - Shut up..
Main-Soye nahi aap?
Babhi - Nahi.. Tera wait kar rahi thi.. Khaana khaaya?
Main-Yeah bharr pait..
Babhi - Matlab Sharaab toh nahi peeke aaya..
Main-What the hell babhi.. Sharaab kyun peeunga yun bina baat..
Babhi-Tujhe reason ki jarurat thodi hoti hai.
Main-Ok.. Ok... Lekin yun he akele thodi peeunga.. Main toh kaam se gaya tha..
Babhi - Haan Mangal wagairaah bata rahe they Drugs k baare mein.. Yun achaanak se sab kaise??
Main - Wahi toh pata kar raha hun babhi..Bhai so gaye??
Babhi - So gaye they but abhi tere bolne ki awaaj sun uthgaye, wahi sunke aai thi main...
Main-Important call tha yaar sorry.. Uthe hain toh main milke aaya..
Ye bolke main seedha Bhai k pass gaya..
Deva-Ji sir aagaye??
Main-Yep..
Deva-Limit mein he lee hai matlab??
Main-Areey bhai aaplog ne toh bilkul sharaabi he bana diya mujhe.. Maine Kuch nahi lee..
Deva-Toh kya kar raha tha??
Main-Arrey woh Cocaine kaa pata hai aapko??
Deva-Yeah.. Shocking..
Main-Ussi k liye Jatin se milne gaya Rajnish k yahaan.. Woh bahaar tha toh time lag gaya..
Deva-I see.. Fir kya hua??
Main-News sach hai bhai Quantity kaa pata nahi but Quality ki news ekdum 1000% sahi hai maine toh durr se he bata diya tha ki sachmein pure hai..
Deva-Interesting.. Itana pure material yahaan woh bhi itani quantity mein kaise??
Main-Woh main pata laga lunga aap tension naa lo..
Babhi - Yeah aap so jaao..
Main-Nahi sona nahi aapke liye ek great news hai.. Main Woh Factory bandh karwa dunga..
Deva-Pata hai mujhe tu kar lega..
Main-Areey mera matlab hai kal k kal he karwadunga..
Deva-Aise kaise??
Main - Mast khabar hath lagi hai rukko..
Ye bolke maine woh photos open ki toh sachmein clear thi photos aag laga dene waali thi photos.. Maine woh photos bhai ko dikhaai..
Deva-Kuch orr he khul gaya be yetoh..
Main-Yahi dikhaana hai bhai..
Deva-What the hell? Kon hain ye??Zoom kar...
Main-Sudha kaa londa Dheeraj or Bansal k Betey ki wife..
Deva-Abe haan he toh wahi hai... Nooooo.. Nooo.. Way.. Nooo.. Oh my god.
Main-Yeah. Aahahahahahah..
Deva-Ye kya kardiya be tune..
Main-Apan kuch bhi kar shakta hai bhai..
Deva-Dekh raha hun woh toh.. Ye toh market mein aag laga degi be..
Babhi - Aisa kya hai dikha?
Main-Hell no.. Aapke laayak nahi hain..
Babhi - Ewwwww! Aisa kya le aaya tu..
Main-Main kuch nahi laaya mera khabri laaya..
Deva-Leak nahi hui haina kahin?
Main-Nope.. Apne he pass hain..
Deva- Leak karna bhi nahi.. Abhi moka he padda hai tere pass..
Main-Yeah..
Deva-Kya socha hai??
Main-Kal Jaipur jaunga Bade Bansal k pass usko bolunga ye le bhai ye tere bete ki wife ye kar rahi hai issliye Sudha tumhara support kar rahi thi thodi orr aag lagaaunga aise nahi maana toh blackmail karunga...Or fir bhi nahi maana toh fir Sudha ko blackmail karunga..Usse toh maanana he padega..
Deva-Bansal maan jaaega respectable aadmi hai woh, meri baat karwa dena ek baar abtoh upper hand hai apne pass..
Main-Yep... Subah jaldi he nikal jaaunga woh Bansal kaa beta bhi hai wahi Jaipur..
Deva-Great then.. Sun helicopter se jaana..Jaldi pohanch jaaega by car pura din waste hoga..
Main-Oh hell yeah.. Great.. Subah 7 baje utha dena babhi main naa uthun toh..
Babhi - Soega tab naa uthega..
Main-Yep jaata hun abtoh, kal bahot bada kand karna hai..Good Night..
Ye bolke main apne room mein aaya, bhenchod gajab, Chang is a fucking legend..bhai Sahaab aboth gand he maardunga system ki.. Holy shit.. Sudha ji ab kahaan jaaogi??
Continued..
