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Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

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Guys as you all know main jald he waapsi karne waala hun story pe but i need some help from you guys, itane din baad likhna thoda complicated hota hai kyunki itane din loop se bahaar tha main so agar tumlog Mein se koi free hai toh mujhe iss part ka ek overview chaahiye like pehle update se 281 update takk ka keval is part ka. Karna keval ye hai ki harr 30 Updates ka ek overview banao ki 1 se 30 updates k bich ye ye hua mota mota jo main cheejein hui hain unke baare Mein likho and then 30 se 60 Mein ye hua or aage 281 takk(keval iss part k baaki stories k nahi chahiye mujhe) . Agar koi ye kar lega toh mujhe thodi aasaani hogi likhne mein and main jaldi likh paaunga. Agar koi ye karna chaahta hai toh mujhe message karo Personal and batao mujhe ASAP, yahaan story pe post nahi karna only in messages. Thanks in advance..
 

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Main-Oye Jack..

Jack-Ji bhai??

Main-Inko jaane dey humlog ko kaam jaana hai..

Jack - Ji bhai.. Bandey lun sathmein??

Main - Naa tu kaafi hai..

Jack - Ok bhai let's go..

Abeer wagairaah sab ghar k liye nikal gaye or idhar Main or Jack baithtey gaadi mein and Nikale Gudla ki taraf, maine raaste mein Jatin ko phone kiya..

Main-Kahaan hai??

Jatin-Yahin bhai Gudla haweli par Rajnish bhai k yahaan..

Main-Ok..Rukk thoda..

Call disconnected..

Humlog Gudla pohanchey ab obviously jo proper area hai Rajnish ki haweli kaa woh chaaron taraf se blocked rehta hai security se as Baahubali neta hai woh lekin mereko dekhtey he saare blockades khull gaye..

Jack - It's crazy bhai ek time hua karta tha yahaan Gudla mein bhai takk entry nahi kar paatey they even dadaji takk nahi jaatey they yahaan lekin aapka fullon se swagat horaha hai..

Main-Jalwa hai apna..

Jack - Bilkul bhai..

Main pohancha Rajnish ki haweli par yahin se sab suru hua tha yahin maine Rajnish ki family yaa yun kahun uske dushmanon ko thoka tha aaj dusari baar yahaan aake bada ajeeb laga.. Fuck.. Its been a long time since..

Main uttara gaadi se..

Main-Jack tu baith gaadi mein.. Thoda time lagega mujhe 1 ghantey k aas pass.. Yaa tabtak sehar side ghum aa..

Jack - Ghumke kya karunga bhai main baitha hun yahaan don't worry jitana time lage aaram se..

Main-Cool..

Main gaadi se uttarke haweli k bade se gate par aaya jiske bahaar 2 bandey dunali liye khaddey they mere pass jaatey he dono ne bhaagke pair chuwe mere or turant gate khola and main andar aaya toh andar hall mein he sofas lage they jahaan kaafi saare log baithtey they, 12-13 log honge, Rajnish k close friends and relatives he they i think.. Rajnish or Jatin dono wahin they..

Rajnish - Fir karletey hain baat usase agar master nahi aarahe hain toh kal main baat karunga jaake collector se aise kaise bhenchod master school nahi aaenge humaare bache kya bina padhe baithe rahenge.. Inki toh..

Main-Kya be pura din gaali deta rehta hai..

Ye sun Rajnish mudda meri taraf or turant he Bhaagta hua aaya mere pass or mere pair Chuwe uske baad Jatin and then ek ek karke sab aaye..

Rajnish - Dhanya bhaag humaare jo aap yahaan padhaare bhai..

Main-Yeah koi kaam tha..

Rajnish - Mujhe bula liya hota bhai aapne kyun takleef ki..

Main-Naa maine socha issi bahaane Rajnish ki mehmaan nawaaji dekhletey hain..

Rajnish - Arrey hukkam karo bhai Aap toh..

Main-Yahaan??

Rajnish - Oh haan.. Jatin bhai ko uppar leja main aata hun...

Jatin - Aaiye bhai..

Main or Jatin uppar aaye or Jatin mujhe leke ek bade se room k pass aaya..

Main-Yahaan nahi. Terrace open hai??

Jatin - Haan bhai..

Main-Chal toh..

Humlog ab uppar terrace par aaye Jatin ek chair uthake le aaya or main baitha wahaan..

Main-Kya mosam hai bc aaj..

Jatin - Haan bhai waakai badhiya mosam hai..

Rajnish - Oh yahaan aagaye bhai aap.. Badhiya mosam hai..

Main-Wahi..

Rajnish ab wahaan mere saamne niche baith gaya uske baad jatin bhi baitha..

Main-Bhosdko kya kar rahe ho chair leke aa..

Rajnish - Aapke saamne baithne ki aukaat nahi hai bhai..

Main - Chutiya matt bano chair mangwa warna main jaa raha hun..

Rajnish - Arrey maalik naaraj kyun hotey ho.. Mangwa leta hun..

Rajnish ne niche awaaj lagaai.

Rajnish - Kya lenge bhai aap?? Chaaye coffee?? Thanda garam??

Main-Bhosdk chaaye coffee peene itani raatko aaunga main??

Rajnish - Arrey aapne toh mere munh ki baat cheen lee bhai.. Boliye konsa brand....Apne pass sab hain bhai.. Rum, whiskey, vodka konsi loge? wine wagairaah aap peete kahaan hoge.. Desi hath kadhi bhi hai bhai..

Main-Ab aaya naa line par...

Rajnish - Boliye bhai konsa brand loge?

Main-Hatt be majaak kar raha tha Daru nahi peeni mujhe.. Jatin jo drugs kaa sample milla tha woh kahaan hai??

Jatin - Niche hai bhai.

Main-Leke aa usko..

Jatin-Abhi laaya bhai..

Jatin niche gaya or 1 minute baad he waapis aaya uppar ek chota sa pouch leke usme muskill se 1 gram powder hoga lekin usko dekhtey he main samjh gaya ki maal pure hai kitana pure woh mujhe dekhna tha.. Ab dekho obviously main koi bhi hun 1.0,2.0 yaa fir usase bhi uppar meri ek kamjori hai yaa yun kehlo ek taakat hai or woh hai drugs, i dont care log mere baare mein kya Kehte hain kya nahi but still drugs is a necessity for me mostly..Ab mere sab versions mein sabse kam drugs ki jarurat mujhe hoti hai yaani 1.0 ko lekin jab baat aajae pure drugs ki ekdum handmade hand-picked drugs ki toh roukk main bhi nahi shakta khudko. Issliye subah jab Jatin ne bataya ki itana pure drug usne haryana mein bhi nahi dekha hai kai saalon se toh mera dimag active hogaya bahot jyaada active, uss time se Abhi tak main keval or keval ussi k baare mein soch raha tha mera pura din bechaini mein katta hai main wait nahi kar paa raha tha ki bhenchod kab shyaam ho, bichmein chhodke aata toh Abeer ko shakk hota jo mujhe nahi caahiye tha woh fir baatein banata ki aisa karne se 2.0 aajaaega wagairaah wagairah.. Lekin truth ye thi ki drugs meri body k liye bahot jaruri hain version caahe koi bhi ho bus apne mind ko control karne waali baat hai main mostly apne mind ko control mein rakhta hun issliye mujhe drugs ki jarurat naa k Barbar he padti hai lekin again jab baat aae purity ki toh check toh mujhe karna he karna hai issliye aaj bhi mujhe check karna tha ye ki kya Jatin ne jitani taareef ki uske kaabil hai ye drugs or agar hai toh mujhe ek dose caahiye he thi kyunki mere body system ko harr new and pure substance ko apne andar lene ki aag lagi rehti hai humessa or wahi aag mujhe aaj yahaan le aai thi.. Or agar ye drugs itane pure nahi hain jitana Jatin ne bataya toh dose lena toh durr ki baat main kholke touch takk nahi karne waala tha isko..

Maine Jatin se pouch liya usko dekha toh bandh pouch k andar se he uske aroma ko feel kar paa raha tha main, this shit is crazy holy shit.. I know iske side effects honge mujhe kal he but unko kal dekh liya jaaega but filhaal k liye toh mujhe ye taste karna tha i can't fucking wait to get this into my system.. I just can't wait..

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Maine woh pouch open kiya toh uski maatar smell se he mera pura dimag khull gaya, pure din ki thakaan frustration sab durr hogayi..Itana pure material maine underworld mein he bahot rarely dekha hai obviously isase better dusare drugs dekhe hain lekin itani pure cocaine maine bahot he rarely dekhi hai. This is crazy, Literally Crazy..

Main-Bhenchod itani pure cheej yahaan how is this possible..

Rajnish - Haan bhai mujhe dikhai aaj isne sachmein bhenchod alag he cheej hai..

Jatin-Wahi toh main bol raha hun bhai ki kuch toh chal raha hai market mein or ye samaan agar market mein aa gaya naa bhai toh aag lag jaaegi haryana mein aag literally aag..

Main-Market mein toh aa he jaaega but agar failne se nahi rouka gaya isko toh gand marr jaaegi system ki literally..

Jatin - Wahi bhai..

Maine jeb se apna mobile nikaala uski screen par thodi dose daali, jyaada main sehan nahi kar shakta mere baaki versions k jaise, mujhe bus thodi bahot he caahiye hoti hai.. Maine apni dose lee ek baar mein he, Oh bhenchod kuch seconds k liye toh sab kuch rukk gaya holy fuck puri body open hogayi maano main deep tissue massage le raha hun.. Yahaan baitha baitha main orr kahin pohanch gaya.. Holy fuck this shit is good.. Holy shit this is good itani good ki maine bacha hua pouch jeb mein daal liya, i know this was a horrible decision but it is what it is.. Kuch minutes baad main waapis present mein aaya toh Rajnish or Jatin dono ghurr rahe they mujhe..

Main-Aise kya dekh rahe ho be?? Bhosdk meri puri body he drugs se bani hai shock matt ho..

Rajnish - Woh maalum hai bhai Woh gandu Surendra ki wajah se..

Main-Yeah yeah.. Issliye time to time agar pure maal hai toh leleta hun body kaa balance bana rehta hai, ab bahaar kahin le nahi shakta or aaj ye Jatin ne pure pure bolke latt laga di toh finally aana he padda..

Rajnish - Arrey bhai aap he kaa ghar hai jab marji kare tab aao..

Main-Yeah yeah pata hai..

Rajnish - Woh Bansal k londey kaa kya hua bhai?? Bandh hua kaam?

Main-Naa but ho jaaega..

Rajnish - Bhai bura matt maanana lekin aaj aapko live dekha tv par bhai politics nahi aap mafia ho seedha..

Main-Ahahha.. True..

Rajnish - Seedha seedha he boldiya main toh ye karunga he karunga kissiki gand mein dum hai toh roukk k dikhaao..

Jatin - Hahahaha.. Wahi toh or bhenchod media waale maan gaye dekho warna koi dusara neta aisa bolta toh uski gand mein ghuss jaatey ki "" aapne aisa kaise boldiya? Aap logon k sewak ho nokar ho. Aap kanoon ko nahi tod shaktey wagairaah wagairaah"".. Lekin aapke saamne toh aise maan gaye jaise jo aapne kaha wahi kanoon hai..

Main-Aisa he hona chahiye bc..

Jatin - Wahi bhai yahi hawa banaake rakhna bhai..

Main - Koshish toh yahi hai...

Ab main kuch derr or wahaan rukka or jab mera mood ekdum set hogaya tab ghar jaane k liye nikala main..

Main-Chal be nikalta hun main..

Rajnish - Arrey bhai khaana toh khaake jaao.

Main-Naa be gand tutt jaaegi khaana ghar he khaaunga, shakk hogaya kissiko toh gand par laat padegi.. Fir kabhi..

Rajnish - Ji bhai kabhi bhi..

Main - Chal nikalta hun..Jatin contact mein he rehna tere uppar bahot kuch depend karta hai..

Jatin - Jo aapki aagya bhai..

Main niche aaya Jack wait kar raha tha main gaadi mein baitha and seesha down kiya

Main-Jack ekdum 20 ki speed se chalne dey..

Jack - Peg sheg laga liye kya bhai??

Main - Hatt be marwaaega kya, peg k liye yahaan aaunga bc, woh toh Badhiya mosam hai or badhiya he mood hai issliye.. Aaj bahot kuch badhiya jaa raha hai..

Jack -Haan bhai mosam badhiya hai aaj warna kal toh bhayanak he shardi thi..

Maine babhi ko message kiya ki mera dinner rakh dey aake khaa lunga, abhi bhook thi bhi nahi..

Main- Laa cigarette peela dey.

Jack ne cigarette jalaa lee or gaadi chali, 10 baj gaye they raat k or mera mood ekdum set tha bc maja he aagaya aaj toh sachmein.. Holy fuck.. Ab nashe mein bakchodi naa karun toh kya faayda nashe kaa maine apna phone nikaala or Anaa ko call kiya.. Bhenchod waise toh himmat hoti nahi.. Iska jawaab bhi jaruri hai.. Khudse woh call karegi nahi.. But kyun nahi kiya bc?? Wahi important question hai, why?? I think humaari conversation badhiya hui thi uss din college mein toh call toh woh bhi kar shakti thi naa??

Anaa-AP??

Main-Yeah Hi..

Anaa-Theek ho tum??

Main-Yeah, kyun?? Waise call nahi kar shakta..

Anaa- No no i mean yes you can call but yun achanak so i thought..

Main-Yeah, you know aajkal i am busy as hell, college bhi nahi aa paa raha tha so socha call karke he haal chaal puchun tumhara..

Anaa-Ohk yeah i am fine.. Tum batao, how's politics?

Main-Mehhh not my type..

Anaa-Toh kyun aage aaye tum??

Main-Aana padda yaar, khudse toh main kabhi nahi aata never..

Anaa-You know i hate politics.. I can't stand it..

Oh bhenchod ab samjha ab samjha kyun call nahi kiya isne return, isne bataya tha pehle ki isko politics passand nahi hai bilkul bhi nahi, jabki maadarchod iska baap khud raajypaal hai haryana kaa, bolo.. Bawligand.. Ab ye indirectly mere uppar taunt maar rahi thi ki main politics mein kyun gaya..?But ye kya he jaane ab or naa jaane toh he theek hai Samjhaane main baithunga nahi isko .. Fuck that..

Anaa-AP you there??

Main-Yeah yeah..

Anaa-So college kab aaoge??

Main - Abhi kuch din toh nahi at least.. But i'll try..

Anaa-Ok I'll see you then.. Abhi didi bula rahi hain call you later..

Main-Yeah sure.. No worries..

Call disconnected..

Main-Bhenchod..

Jack-Kya hua bhai, bhaav khaa rahi hai kya??

Main-Haan be bahot, bahot jyaada actually.. Bhenchod mere piche Ladkiyaan Paagalon ki tarah paddi hoti thi or ab dekho, phone kar kar k jaankaari leni padd rahi hai.. Bolo.. Kya he din aagaye hain bc..

Jack - Mahool badal diya bhai aapne..

Main - Yeah wahi toh dikkat hai.. Mahool kuch jyada he badal diya maine..

Continued..
 

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Main-Oye Jack..

Jack-Ji bhai??

Main-Inko jaane dey humlog ko kaam jaana hai..

Jack - Ji bhai.. Bandey lun sathmein??

Main - Naa tu kaafi hai..

Jack - Ok bhai let's go..

Abeer wagairaah sab ghar k liye nikal gaye or idhar Main or Jack baithtey gaadi mein and Nikale Gudla ki taraf, maine raaste mein Jatin ko phone kiya..

Main-Kahaan hai??

Jatin-Yahin bhai Gudla haweli par Rajnish bhai k yahaan..

Main-Ok..Rukk thoda..

Call disconnected..

Humlog Gudla pohanchey ab obviously jo proper area hai Rajnish ki haweli kaa woh chaaron taraf se blocked rehta hai security se as Baahubali neta hai woh lekin mereko dekhtey he saare blockades khull gaye..

Jack - It's crazy bhai ek time hua karta tha yahaan Gudla mein bhai takk entry nahi kar paatey they even dadaji takk nahi jaatey they yahaan lekin aapka fullon se swagat horaha hai..

Main-Jalwa hai apna..

Jack - Bilkul bhai..

Main pohancha Rajnish ki haweli par yahin se sab suru hua tha yahin maine Rajnish ki family yaa yun kahun uske dushmanon ko thoka tha aaj dusari baar yahaan aake bada ajeeb laga.. Fuck.. Its been a long time since..

Main uttara gaadi se..

Main-Jack tu baith gaadi mein.. Thoda time lagega mujhe 1 ghantey k aas pass.. Yaa tabtak sehar side ghum aa..

Jack - Ghumke kya karunga bhai main baitha hun yahaan don't worry jitana time lage aaram se..

Main-Cool..

Main gaadi se uttarke haweli k bade se gate par aaya jiske bahaar 2 bandey dunali liye khaddey they mere pass jaatey he dono ne bhaagke pair chuwe mere or turant gate khola and main andar aaya toh andar hall mein he sofas lage they jahaan kaafi saare log baithtey they, 12-13 log honge, Rajnish k close friends and relatives he they i think.. Rajnish or Jatin dono wahin they..

Rajnish - Fir karletey hain baat usase agar master nahi aarahe hain toh kal main baat karunga jaake collector se aise kaise bhenchod master school nahi aaenge humaare bache kya bina padhe baithe rahenge.. Inki toh..

Main-Kya be pura din gaali deta rehta hai..

Ye sun Rajnish mudda meri taraf or turant he Bhaagta hua aaya mere pass or mere pair Chuwe uske baad Jatin and then ek ek karke sab aaye..

Rajnish - Dhanya bhaag humaare jo aap yahaan padhaare bhai..

Main-Yeah koi kaam tha..

Rajnish - Mujhe bula liya hota bhai aapne kyun takleef ki..

Main-Naa maine socha issi bahaane Rajnish ki mehmaan nawaaji dekhletey hain..

Rajnish - Arrey hukkam karo bhai Aap toh..

Main-Yahaan??

Rajnish - Oh haan.. Jatin bhai ko uppar leja main aata hun...

Jatin - Aaiye bhai..

Main or Jatin uppar aaye or Jatin mujhe leke ek bade se room k pass aaya..

Main-Yahaan nahi. Terrace open hai??

Jatin - Haan bhai..

Main-Chal toh..

Humlog ab uppar terrace par aaye Jatin ek chair uthake le aaya or main baitha wahaan..

Main-Kya mosam hai bc aaj..

Jatin - Haan bhai waakai badhiya mosam hai..

Rajnish - Oh yahaan aagaye bhai aap.. Badhiya mosam hai..

Main-Wahi..

Rajnish ab wahaan mere saamne niche baith gaya uske baad jatin bhi baitha..

Main-Bhosdko kya kar rahe ho chair leke aa..

Rajnish - Aapke saamne baithne ki aukaat nahi hai bhai..

Main - Chutiya matt bano chair mangwa warna main jaa raha hun..

Rajnish - Arrey maalik naaraj kyun hotey ho.. Mangwa leta hun..

Rajnish ne niche awaaj lagaai.

Rajnish - Kya lenge bhai aap?? Chaaye coffee?? Thanda garam??

Main-Bhosdk chaaye coffee peene itani raatko aaunga main??

Rajnish - Arrey aapne toh mere munh ki baat cheen lee bhai.. Boliye konsa brand....Apne pass sab hain bhai.. Rum, whiskey, vodka konsi loge? wine wagairaah aap peete kahaan hoge.. Desi hath kadhi bhi hai bhai..

Main-Ab aaya naa line par...

Rajnish - Boliye bhai konsa brand loge?

Main-Hatt be majaak kar raha tha Daru nahi peeni mujhe.. Jatin jo drugs kaa sample milla tha woh kahaan hai??

Jatin - Niche hai bhai.

Main-Leke aa usko..

Jatin-Abhi laaya bhai..

Jatin niche gaya or 1 minute baad he waapis aaya uppar ek chota sa pouch leke usme muskill se 1 gram powder hoga lekin usko dekhtey he main samjh gaya ki maal pure hai kitana pure woh mujhe dekhna tha.. Ab dekho obviously main koi bhi hun 1.0,2.0 yaa fir usase bhi uppar meri ek kamjori hai yaa yun kehlo ek taakat hai or woh hai drugs, i dont care log mere baare mein kya Kehte hain kya nahi but still drugs is a necessity for me mostly..Ab mere sab versions mein sabse kam drugs ki jarurat mujhe hoti hai yaani 1.0 ko lekin jab baat aajae pure drugs ki ekdum handmade hand-picked drugs ki toh roukk main bhi nahi shakta khudko. Issliye subah jab Jatin ne bataya ki itana pure drug usne haryana mein bhi nahi dekha hai kai saalon se toh mera dimag active hogaya bahot jyaada active, uss time se Abhi tak main keval or keval ussi k baare mein soch raha tha mera pura din bechaini mein katta hai main wait nahi kar paa raha tha ki bhenchod kab shyaam ho, bichmein chhodke aata toh Abeer ko shakk hota jo mujhe nahi caahiye tha woh fir baatein banata ki aisa karne se 2.0 aajaaega wagairaah wagairah.. Lekin truth ye thi ki drugs meri body k liye bahot jaruri hain version caahe koi bhi ho bus apne mind ko control karne waali baat hai main mostly apne mind ko control mein rakhta hun issliye mujhe drugs ki jarurat naa k Barbar he padti hai lekin again jab baat aae purity ki toh check toh mujhe karna he karna hai issliye aaj bhi mujhe check karna tha ye ki kya Jatin ne jitani taareef ki uske kaabil hai ye drugs or agar hai toh mujhe ek dose caahiye he thi kyunki mere body system ko harr new and pure substance ko apne andar lene ki aag lagi rehti hai humessa or wahi aag mujhe aaj yahaan le aai thi.. Or agar ye drugs itane pure nahi hain jitana Jatin ne bataya toh dose lena toh durr ki baat main kholke touch takk nahi karne waala tha isko..

Maine Jatin se pouch liya usko dekha toh bandh pouch k andar se he uske aroma ko feel kar paa raha tha main, this shit is crazy holy shit.. I know iske side effects honge mujhe kal he but unko kal dekh liya jaaega but filhaal k liye toh mujhe ye taste karna tha i can't fucking wait to get this into my system.. I just can't wait..

Continued..
Fabulous excellent update bade bhai 😍😘❤️❤️😍😍😍

Ye Apna AP to ab drugs lene chala gaya hey, usko jarurat hey bole to jaise dava ki hoti hey vaise hi..

Ab dekhte hey kya hota hey leke...
 
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Maine woh pouch open kiya toh uski maatar smell se he mera pura dimag khull gaya, pure din ki thakaan frustration sab durr hogayi..Itana pure material maine underworld mein he bahot rarely dekha hai obviously isase better dusare drugs dekhe hain lekin itani pure cocaine maine bahot he rarely dekhi hai. This is crazy, Literally Crazy..

Main-Bhenchod itani pure cheej yahaan how is this possible..

Rajnish - Haan bhai mujhe dikhai aaj isne sachmein bhenchod alag he cheej hai..

Jatin-Wahi toh main bol raha hun bhai ki kuch toh chal raha hai market mein or ye samaan agar market mein aa gaya naa bhai toh aag lag jaaegi haryana mein aag literally aag..

Main-Market mein toh aa he jaaega but agar failne se nahi rouka gaya isko toh gand marr jaaegi system ki literally..

Jatin - Wahi bhai..

Maine jeb se apna mobile nikaala uski screen par thodi dose daali, jyaada main sehan nahi kar shakta mere baaki versions k jaise, mujhe bus thodi bahot he caahiye hoti hai.. Maine apni dose lee ek baar mein he, Oh bhenchod kuch seconds k liye toh sab kuch rukk gaya holy fuck puri body open hogayi maano main deep tissue massage le raha hun.. Yahaan baitha baitha main orr kahin pohanch gaya.. Holy fuck this shit is good.. Holy shit this is good itani good ki maine bacha hua pouch jeb mein daal liya, i know this was a horrible decision but it is what it is.. Kuch minutes baad main waapis present mein aaya toh Rajnish or Jatin dono ghurr rahe they mujhe..

Main-Aise kya dekh rahe ho be?? Bhosdk meri puri body he drugs se bani hai shock matt ho..

Rajnish - Woh maalum hai bhai Woh gandu Surendra ki wajah se..

Main-Yeah yeah.. Issliye time to time agar pure maal hai toh leleta hun body kaa balance bana rehta hai, ab bahaar kahin le nahi shakta or aaj ye Jatin ne pure pure bolke latt laga di toh finally aana he padda..

Rajnish - Arrey bhai aap he kaa ghar hai jab marji kare tab aao..

Main-Yeah yeah pata hai..

Rajnish - Woh Bansal k londey kaa kya hua bhai?? Bandh hua kaam?

Main-Naa but ho jaaega..

Rajnish - Bhai bura matt maanana lekin aaj aapko live dekha tv par bhai politics nahi aap mafia ho seedha..

Main-Ahahha.. True..

Rajnish - Seedha seedha he boldiya main toh ye karunga he karunga kissiki gand mein dum hai toh roukk k dikhaao..

Jatin - Hahahaha.. Wahi toh or bhenchod media waale maan gaye dekho warna koi dusara neta aisa bolta toh uski gand mein ghuss jaatey ki "" aapne aisa kaise boldiya? Aap logon k sewak ho nokar ho. Aap kanoon ko nahi tod shaktey wagairaah wagairaah"".. Lekin aapke saamne toh aise maan gaye jaise jo aapne kaha wahi kanoon hai..

Main-Aisa he hona chahiye bc..

Jatin - Wahi bhai yahi hawa banaake rakhna bhai..

Main - Koshish toh yahi hai...

Ab main kuch derr or wahaan rukka or jab mera mood ekdum set hogaya tab ghar jaane k liye nikala main..

Main-Chal be nikalta hun main..

Rajnish - Arrey bhai khaana toh khaake jaao.

Main-Naa be gand tutt jaaegi khaana ghar he khaaunga, shakk hogaya kissiko toh gand par laat padegi.. Fir kabhi..

Rajnish - Ji bhai kabhi bhi..

Main - Chal nikalta hun..Jatin contact mein he rehna tere uppar bahot kuch depend karta hai..

Jatin - Jo aapki aagya bhai..

Main niche aaya Jack wait kar raha tha main gaadi mein baitha and seesha down kiya

Main-Jack ekdum 20 ki speed se chalne dey..

Jack - Peg sheg laga liye kya bhai??

Main - Hatt be marwaaega kya, peg k liye yahaan aaunga bc, woh toh Badhiya mosam hai or badhiya he mood hai issliye.. Aaj bahot kuch badhiya jaa raha hai..

Jack -Haan bhai mosam badhiya hai aaj warna kal toh bhayanak he shardi thi..

Maine babhi ko message kiya ki mera dinner rakh dey aake khaa lunga, abhi bhook thi bhi nahi..

Main- Laa cigarette peela dey.

Jack ne cigarette jalaa lee or gaadi chali, 10 baj gaye they raat k or mera mood ekdum set tha bc maja he aagaya aaj toh sachmein.. Holy fuck.. Ab nashe mein bakchodi naa karun toh kya faayda nashe kaa maine apna phone nikaala or Anaa ko call kiya.. Bhenchod waise toh himmat hoti nahi.. Iska jawaab bhi jaruri hai.. Khudse woh call karegi nahi.. But kyun nahi kiya bc?? Wahi important question hai, why?? I think humaari conversation badhiya hui thi uss din college mein toh call toh woh bhi kar shakti thi naa??

Anaa-AP??

Main-Yeah Hi..

Anaa-Theek ho tum??

Main-Yeah, kyun?? Waise call nahi kar shakta..

Anaa- No no i mean yes you can call but yun achanak so i thought..

Main-Yeah, you know aajkal i am busy as hell, college bhi nahi aa paa raha tha so socha call karke he haal chaal puchun tumhara..

Anaa-Ohk yeah i am fine.. Tum batao, how's politics?

Main-Mehhh not my type..

Anaa-Toh kyun aage aaye tum??

Main-Aana padda yaar, khudse toh main kabhi nahi aata never..

Anaa-You know i hate politics.. I can't stand it..

Oh bhenchod ab samjha ab samjha kyun call nahi kiya isne return, isne bataya tha pehle ki isko politics passand nahi hai bilkul bhi nahi, jabki maadarchod iska baap khud raajypaal hai haryana kaa, bolo.. Bawligand.. Ab ye indirectly mere uppar taunt maar rahi thi ki main politics mein kyun gaya..?But ye kya he jaane ab or naa jaane toh he theek hai Samjhaane main baithunga nahi isko .. Fuck that..

Anaa-AP you there??

Main-Yeah yeah..

Anaa-So college kab aaoge??

Main - Abhi kuch din toh nahi at least.. But i'll try..

Anaa-Ok I'll see you then.. Abhi didi bula rahi hain call you later..

Main-Yeah sure.. No worries..

Call disconnected..

Main-Bhenchod..

Jack-Kya hua bhai, bhaav khaa rahi hai kya??

Main-Haan be bahot, bahot jyaada actually.. Bhenchod mere piche Ladkiyaan Paagalon ki tarah paddi hoti thi or ab dekho, phone kar kar k jaankaari leni padd rahi hai.. Bolo.. Kya he din aagaye hain bc..

Jack - Mahool badal diya bhai aapne..

Main - Yeah wahi toh dikkat hai.. Mahool kuch jyada he badal diya maine..

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शानदार जबरदस्त लाजवाब update bade bhai 😍❤️😍😍😍😍😍😘❤️😘😘😘😘😘😘❤️😍

Ye AP to full hevan mey ghum rela hey ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Aur ye nashe mey hi Anna ko call lagaya hey Aur ohh to bohot bhav khareli hey...

Ab dekhte hey age kya hota hey

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