Update-30(I Did It!)
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Maine woh pouch open kiya toh uski maatar smell se he mera pura dimag khull gaya, pure din ki thakaan frustration sab durr hogayi..Itana pure material maine underworld mein he bahot rarely dekha hai obviously isase better dusare drugs dekhe hain lekin itani pure cocaine maine bahot he rarely dekhi hai. This is crazy, Literally Crazy..
Main-Bhenchod itani pure cheej yahaan how is this possible..
Rajnish - Haan bhai mujhe dikhai aaj isne sachmein bhenchod alag he cheej hai..
Jatin-Wahi toh main bol raha hun bhai ki kuch toh chal raha hai market mein or ye samaan agar market mein aa gaya naa bhai toh aag lag jaaegi haryana mein aag literally aag..
Main-Market mein toh aa he jaaega but agar failne se nahi rouka gaya isko toh gand marr jaaegi system ki literally..
Jatin - Wahi bhai..
Maine jeb se apna mobile nikaala uski screen par thodi dose daali, jyaada main sehan nahi kar shakta mere baaki versions k jaise, mujhe bus thodi bahot he caahiye hoti hai.. Maine apni dose lee ek baar mein he, Oh bhenchod kuch seconds k liye toh sab kuch rukk gaya holy fuck puri body open hogayi maano main deep tissue massage le raha hun.. Yahaan baitha baitha main orr kahin pohanch gaya.. Holy fuck this shit is good.. Holy shit this is good itani good ki maine bacha hua pouch jeb mein daal liya, i know this was a horrible decision but it is what it is.. Kuch minutes baad main waapis present mein aaya toh Rajnish or Jatin dono ghurr rahe they mujhe..
Main-Aise kya dekh rahe ho be?? Bhosdk meri puri body he drugs se bani hai shock matt ho..
Rajnish - Woh maalum hai bhai Woh gandu Surendra ki wajah se..
Main-Yeah yeah.. Issliye time to time agar pure maal hai toh leleta hun body kaa balance bana rehta hai, ab bahaar kahin le nahi shakta or aaj ye Jatin ne pure pure bolke latt laga di toh finally aana he padda..
Rajnish - Arrey bhai aap he kaa ghar hai jab marji kare tab aao..
Main-Yeah yeah pata hai..
Rajnish - Woh Bansal k londey kaa kya hua bhai?? Bandh hua kaam?
Main-Naa but ho jaaega..
Rajnish - Bhai bura matt maanana lekin aaj aapko live dekha tv par bhai politics nahi aap mafia ho seedha..
Main-Ahahha.. True..
Rajnish - Seedha seedha he boldiya main toh ye karunga he karunga kissiki gand mein dum hai toh roukk k dikhaao..
Jatin - Hahahaha.. Wahi toh or bhenchod media waale maan gaye dekho warna koi dusara neta aisa bolta toh uski gand mein ghuss jaatey ki "" aapne aisa kaise boldiya? Aap logon k sewak ho nokar ho. Aap kanoon ko nahi tod shaktey wagairaah wagairaah"".. Lekin aapke saamne toh aise maan gaye jaise jo aapne kaha wahi kanoon hai..
Main-Aisa he hona chahiye bc..
Jatin - Wahi bhai yahi hawa banaake rakhna bhai..
Main - Koshish toh yahi hai...
Ab main kuch derr or wahaan rukka or jab mera mood ekdum set hogaya tab ghar jaane k liye nikala main..
Main-Chal be nikalta hun main..
Rajnish - Arrey bhai khaana toh khaake jaao.
Main-Naa be gand tutt jaaegi khaana ghar he khaaunga, shakk hogaya kissiko toh gand par laat padegi.. Fir kabhi..
Rajnish - Ji bhai kabhi bhi..
Main - Chal nikalta hun..Jatin contact mein he rehna tere uppar bahot kuch depend karta hai..
Jatin - Jo aapki aagya bhai..
Main niche aaya Jack wait kar raha tha main gaadi mein baitha and seesha down kiya
Main-Jack ekdum 20 ki speed se chalne dey..
Jack - Peg sheg laga liye kya bhai??
Main - Hatt be marwaaega kya, peg k liye yahaan aaunga bc, woh toh Badhiya mosam hai or badhiya he mood hai issliye.. Aaj bahot kuch badhiya jaa raha hai..
Jack -Haan bhai mosam badhiya hai aaj warna kal toh bhayanak he shardi thi..
Maine babhi ko message kiya ki mera dinner rakh dey aake khaa lunga, abhi bhook thi bhi nahi..
Main- Laa cigarette peela dey.
Jack ne cigarette jalaa lee or gaadi chali, 10 baj gaye they raat k or mera mood ekdum set tha bc maja he aagaya aaj toh sachmein.. Holy fuck.. Ab nashe mein bakchodi naa karun toh kya faayda nashe kaa maine apna phone nikaala or Anaa ko call kiya.. Bhenchod waise toh himmat hoti nahi.. Iska jawaab bhi jaruri hai.. Khudse woh call karegi nahi.. But kyun nahi kiya bc?? Wahi important question hai, why?? I think humaari conversation badhiya hui thi uss din college mein toh call toh woh bhi kar shakti thi naa??
Anaa-AP??
Main-Yeah Hi..
Anaa-Theek ho tum??
Main-Yeah, kyun?? Waise call nahi kar shakta..
Anaa- No no i mean yes you can call but yun achanak so i thought..
Main-Yeah, you know aajkal i am busy as hell, college bhi nahi aa paa raha tha so socha call karke he haal chaal puchun tumhara..
Anaa-Ohk yeah i am fine.. Tum batao, how's politics?
Main-Mehhh not my type..
Anaa-Toh kyun aage aaye tum??
Main-Aana padda yaar, khudse toh main kabhi nahi aata never..
Anaa-You know i hate politics.. I can't stand it..
Oh bhenchod ab samjha ab samjha kyun call nahi kiya isne return, isne bataya tha pehle ki isko politics passand nahi hai bilkul bhi nahi, jabki maadarchod iska baap khud raajypaal hai haryana kaa, bolo.. Bawligand.. Ab ye indirectly mere uppar taunt maar rahi thi ki main politics mein kyun gaya..?But ye kya he jaane ab or naa jaane toh he theek hai Samjhaane main baithunga nahi isko .. Fuck that..
Anaa-AP you there??
Main-Yeah yeah..
Anaa-So college kab aaoge??
Main - Abhi kuch din toh nahi at least.. But i'll try..
Anaa-Ok I'll see you then.. Abhi didi bula rahi hain call you later..
Main-Yeah sure.. No worries..
Call disconnected..
Main-Bhenchod..
Jack-Kya hua bhai, bhaav khaa rahi hai kya??
Main-Haan be bahot, bahot jyaada actually.. Bhenchod mere piche Ladkiyaan Paagalon ki tarah paddi hoti thi or ab dekho, phone kar kar k jaankaari leni padd rahi hai.. Bolo.. Kya he din aagaye hain bc..
Jack - Mahool badal diya bhai aapne..
Main - Yeah wahi toh dikkat hai.. Mahool kuch jyada he badal diya maine..
Continued..