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Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

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Guys as you all know main jald he waapsi karne waala hun story pe but i need some help from you guys, itane din baad likhna thoda complicated hota hai kyunki itane din loop se bahaar tha main so agar tumlog Mein se koi free hai toh mujhe iss part ka ek overview chaahiye like pehle update se 281 update takk ka keval is part ka. Karna keval ye hai ki harr 30 Updates ka ek overview banao ki 1 se 30 updates k bich ye ye hua mota mota jo main cheejein hui hain unke baare Mein likho and then 30 se 60 Mein ye hua or aage 281 takk(keval iss part k baaki stories k nahi chahiye mujhe) . Agar koi ye kar lega toh mujhe thodi aasaani hogi likhne mein and main jaldi likh paaunga. Agar koi ye karna chaahta hai toh mujhe message karo Personal and batao mujhe ASAP, yahaan story pe post nahi karna only in messages. Thanks in advance..
 

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Update-24( Rajnish)

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Humlog Gudla Pohanchey toh construction site par Mehta family already mojjud thi uske alawa MLA Rajnish or uske supporters mojjud they , ek baar pooja wagairaah ho rahi thi wahaan.. Humlog gaadi mein se uttare toh Rajnish meri taraf aaya usne mere pair chhunne ki koshish ki toh maine usko bichmein rouka..

Main-Kya kar raha he MLa hai tu..

Rajnish - Kuch bhi banjaaun bhai aapse niche he rahunga..

Main-Aisa matt kiya kar public mein..

Rajnish - Apan ko koi farak nahi padta bhai.. Jo hai so hai..Bahut bahut badhaai bhai.. Pichle kuch din se North India mein aap he chaaye ho or aaj toh aapne aag he laga di hai.. Center takk hill gaya bhai.. Pagla jaaenge wohlog..

Main-Yeah unhi ki maa chodni hai..

Rajnish - Jo aap caaho bhai.. Ye dekhlo bhai kaam suru karwadiya hai or basti waale bahot aabhaari hain aapke..

Main-Mera naam matt liya kar tu jo karta hai tere naam se kiya kar..

Rajnish - Aise kaise bhai, paisa aapka main kyun dunga..

Main-apni ek he baat hai be idhar tera naam caahiye mujhe bus.. Samjha kar..

Rajnish - Jo aapki marji bhai..

Main-Ye kaam mein koi dikkat naa aaye dhyaan rakhna..

Rajnish - Ji ji bhai.. Aap tension naa lo bhai..Or koi hukkam ho toh batao bhai..

Main-Haan ussi k liye aaya tha actually main.. Tera kaam hai jaruri karega??

Rajnish - Bhai goli maardo yun beijjati naa karo bhai.. Hukkam karo aap..

Main-Woh Ragho gaon waala situation pata hai??

Rajnish - Ofcourse bhai andha paisa bahaaya gaya hai.. Kya Taj mahal bana rahe hain naa maalum..

Main-Yeah woh kaam kiska hai pata hai??

Rajnish - Haan bhai Bansal kaa hai, lekin dekh uska beta raha hai.. Ye Haina apna Sudha kaa beta kya naam hai uska.. Dheeraj haan Dheeraj woh help karwa raha hai.. Aapko kya karna hai bhai uska??

Main-Mereko woh kaam bandh karwana hai..

Rajnish - Arrey kyun??

Main-Bus be karwana hai toh karwana hai kyun kya hota hai.. Teri help caahiye..

Rajnish - Done bhai.. Bolo kya karwana hai??

Main-Dekhle Sudha Chaudhary involved hai..

Rajnish-Aji ghanta Sudha apne ghar hogi yahaan hum hain jo hain bhai.. Aap bolo thok dun uss Bansal k londey ko??

Main-Arrey bhosdk nahi aisa matt kardena gand marr jaaegi meri.. Tujhe bus ek kaam karna hai..

Rajnish - Hukkam bhai..

Main-Wahaan 2 Contractor hain samjha or dono tere yahaan k hain.. Naam wagairaah pakka pata nahi mujhe but dono tere he yahaan k hain.. Majdurr bhi unhi k hain issliye tere pass aaya main warna main khud baat karleta..

Rajnish - Kya karna hai bhai unka??

Main-Unko bol jaake ki kalse koi kaam par nahi jaaega koi bhi nahi jo nuksaan hoga obviously main double dunga yaa tu advance he dedena.. Lekin kaam nahi hoga wahaan.. Or nahi maane toh..

Rajnish - Arrey maanega kyun nahi bhai.. Maanega naa.. Maanega kaise nahi..

Main-Badhiya.. Then uske baad jatin kahaan hai??

Rajnish - Sehar mein he hai bhai..

Jatin actually mera purana contact tha school time mein senior hota tha mujhse woh baadmein drug dealer bana then jab main tadipaar hoke waapis aaya Haryana toh uski or uske bhai ki help se bahot kuch kiya tha maine then usko or uske bhai ko maine Rajnish ki sharan mein bhejdiya tha or tabse woh issi k sath kaam karta hai.. Apna loyal hai ekdum..

Main-Badhiya usko bol kuch bandey leke harr major contractor se mille jo apne aas pass k 4-5 districts mein hain harr Majdurr union k leaders se mille unhe bus simple baat bole ki Ragho waala contract koi bhi nahi lega sochega bhi nahi lene ki seedha mana karna hai.. Paise maange toh paise do or fir bhi nahi maane toh mera naam lo or fir bhi nahi maane toh..

Rajnish - Ji bhai fir toh Nadiyaan/Nehar bahot behti hain haryana mein chinta matt kijiye bhai..

Main-Exactly... Ye kaam karwa tu kal takk..

Rajnish - Done samjho bhai..

Main-Bhosdk tu khud involve nahi hona samjha.. Tera naam kharaab hua toh gand todd dunga..

Rajnish - Ji bhai.. Chinta matt karo bhai done samjho.. Or haan ek or batata hun bhai bandh karwaane kaa tareeka... Bhai cement factories, intth(bricks) k bhatte or concrete k liye crushers wagairaah ko bolo saalon ko material he naa dein apne aas pass itane bade project ko support karne waale ye 15-20 honge or unko aap bologe toh woh lund denge inhe bus fir maare jaaenge yelog kahaan se material mangwaaenge?? Bahaar se?? Saalon ko wahi cost khaa jaaegi..

Main-Bus kya bhosdk chutiya samjha hai kya ye already karwa chuka main..

Abeer-Yeah..Aaj raat takk ho jaaega ye..

Rajnish - Bus toh bhai apna kaam bhi hojaaega samjho..

Main-Shabbas..Chal chalta hun ab..

Rajnish-Arrey aise kaise bhai khaana taiyaar hai bhai..

Main-Nahi be time nahi hai, kaam bahot hain baadmein kabhi..

Rajnish-Arrey chaaye toh peeke jaao bhai..

Main-Bus be paani peelaadey, fir nikalte hain.

Humlog wahaan se nikale waapis party headquarters k liye..

Abeer-Abtoh bhalla kya he karlenge wohlog bc kaam bandh karna padega..

Main-Yep but temporarily or apan ko permanent kaam karna hai..

Abeer-Woh bhi hojaaega be..

Main-Itana easy nahi Abeer babu main picture toh abhi aai he nahi hai, Sudha ji ki entry toh baaki hai abhi.. Woh aaengi tabhi toh game interesting banega.. Abhi toh party suru hui hai..Just wait and watch..

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Ekdam zakkasss rapchik update bade bhai ❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍

Yaha to sab filding laga dali hye ab dekhna padega game kaise bajata hey
 

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Update-26(I am Really A God)

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Dheeraj - Aaj logon ko bhi pata chal jaaega unka Bhagwaan kaisa hai.. Or haan bhaagna matt warna beijati bahot hogi..

Chaaya-Beijati tab hogi jab ijjat hogi kuch.. Ek gunda humesha gunda he rehta hai..

Main-Ab gunda bol he diya hai toh gundagardi bhi dikha he deta hun tumhe.. Yaad rakhna ye sab bandh main ab bhi karwaaunga lekin ab meri deal change hogayi hai ab main koi nuksaan ki bharpaai nahi karunga ulta tumlog karoge bharpaai.. I need 5 crore INR and an written apology.. Party fund mein donation dedena.. I don't care kon dega but dega tum 3 mein se ek..

Dheeraj-5 crore?? For what?? Hum denge tujhe??

Chaaya-Are you mad??

Main - And don't forget about the apology part.. Bina apology paise bhi nahi lunga main..

Dheeraj-Arrey jaa jaa.. Pehle situation ko dekh, maine media mein already bata diya hai ki tu kya kar raha hai yahaan illegally...North India kaa king kanoon ko he nahi maanta.. Nice headlines..

Main-Situation main dekhlunga don't worry about it.. But yaad rakhna 5 Crore and an apology.. Abtoh teri maa bhi nahi bacha paaegi tujhe.. Main dikhaata hun gundagardi tujhe..

Main aage kuch bolta usase pehle media waalon kaa pehla batch wahaan pohanch gaya or baaki bhi piche - 2 aa he rahe they.. Or aatey he unki suru hui chappar - 2..

Main-Shaant shaant Arrey bhai shaant.. Ek ek karke warna kissi ko jawaab nahi millega..

Reporter1 - Sir aap yahaan kya kar rahe hain??

Main-Ribbon kaatne aaya hun bhai..Dekho ye tumhe bhi pata hai or mujhe bhi pata hai ki main yahan kya kar raha hun issliye sawaal kaam k pucho..

Reporter2-Toh sir kya ye sach hai ki aap inn builders ko dhamki derahe ho ki wohlog yahaan factory nah bana shaktey??

Main-Ji bilkul 1000% Sach hai ye..

Abeer - (Aaram se) Kya bol raha haibe??

Main-Tension naa le..

Reporter2-Lekin kyun sir?? Kya ye sab illegally horaha hai..??

Main-Nahi bhai ye sab legally kar rahe hain ulta jo main kar raha hun woh illegal hai..

Reporter3- Toh kya ye sach hai sir aapne inke contractor ko bhi dhamkaaya hai jiss wajah se aaj koi kaam par nahi aaya??

Main-Dekho Dekho tumlog toh wahi sawaal puch rahe ho jo sabko pata hai.. Main batata hun tumhe sab.. Yelog jo hain mere piche ye inka business hai yes yelog k pass saare documents sahi hain jameen inki hai sab permissions inke pass hain yes sabkuch by the books kar rahe hain yelog inki taraf se koi galati hai nahi ab obviously ye baat tum sabko already pata hai, issiliye toh tumlog yahaan aaye ho ki "Aao aao AP ki taanaasaahi dekho" aisa he kuch bataya gaya hoga tumhe.. Toh ji haan ye sab sach hai..

Reporter4-Toh sir jab sab lawfully horaha hai toh aap ye sab bandh kyun karwana caahtey ho??

Main-Ye pucha naa kaam kaa sawaal madam aapne.. Toh suniye obviously sabko pata hai ye factory kiss cheej ki hai or iske kya kya side effects hain or ye kiss location mein hai..Toh ji haan iss factory k taiyaar hone k baad yahaan k almost 8 gaon iski chapett mein aaenge jo main nahi caahta issliye main yahaan inlogon ki taraf se aaya hun or ye factory yahaan nahi banegi..

Reporter4-Lekin sir ye sab already pass hochuka hai toh ab ye sab kyun?? Aapne he kaha hai ye sab legally kar rahe hain toh isme aap kya karenge??

Main-Main ye bandh karwaaunga orr kya karunga.. Dekho i dont care kanoon kya hai kisne permission di hai kisne ye project pass kiya hai i dont care samjhe?? In sab logon ki jimedaari hai mere uppar or woh tumhaare kissi bhi kaagaji kanoon se uppar hai mere liye.. Samjhe?? Mujhe nahi matlab kissi kanoon se yaa kissi bhi minister se jisne ye pass kiya naa mujhe in builders se matlab hai mujhe bus inlogon se matlab hai or issiliye ye factory yahaan nahi banegi..

Reporter5-Matlab sir aap kanoon ko apne hath mein lenge??

Main-Hathmein lunga?? Tumhe pata hai ye 8 gaon ki population kitani hai?? Almost 25000 People live here samjhe 25000.. Main befaltu mein 1 aadmi ki jaan naa jaane dun Toh Pagal aadmi 25000 logon k liye toh main kanoon hath hath mein nahi lunga todunga bhi or tabtak todunga jabtak ye factory yahaan se hatt nahi jaati.. Or Koi kanoon koi law mujhe ye karne se roukk nahi shakta..

Reporter1 - Matlab sir aap maante ho ki aap kanoon todne jaarahe ho Toh kya aapko uske parinaam pata hain??

Main-Yeah ofcourse yeah heck yeah.. Bilkul.. Mujhe sab pata hai parinaam kya hoga ye factory yahaan se chali jaaegi.. Ye hoga parinaam..

Reporter1 - Matlab aap kanoon todoge uska koi parinaam aapke uppar nahi hoga??

Main-Karke dikhaae koi.. Main khud bol raha hun main kanoon todunga chaati thok k bol raha hun main kanoon todunga kissi mein dum ho toh mujhe roukk k dikhaae.. Bulaao police ko Bulaao judges ko bulaao ministers ko.. Dekho wohlog toh mast apne ac rooms mein baithtey - 2 Kuch paison k liye inn files par sign kardetey hain jo ye factory ko pass kardetey hain lekin bhugatana logon ko padta hai.. In hajaaron logon ki kya galati hai isme?? Yahi ki ye bechare yahaan paida hue or inki sunaney waala koi hai nahi.? Well ab or nahi inki sunaney waala main hun or main inko kuch bhi nahi hone dunga North India mein sirf or sirf public kaa kanoon chalega nothing else.. Or kissi mein dum hai toh aao badlo isse.. Or tumlog yahaan bhaage bhaage aaye pehle kam se kam research toh karletey mere uppar iljaam lagaaane se pehle tumhe unlogon par iljaam lagaana caahiye jinhone ye factory ko clearance di.. India k konse hisse mein living area k itane close Chemical factories bani hain?? Main batata hun kahin bhi nahi Chemical factories humessa secluded places mein banaai jaati hain jiski wajah se aam janta ko koi problem nahi ho.. Lekin yahaan toh ekdum living area k bichon bich factory banaai jaa rahi hai.. Ye kabhi aaya tumhaare Dimaag mein ki ye kyun horaha hai?? Ye gaon waale itane din se baithtey hain yahaan tab nahi aaye tumlog inki awaaj uthane aaj bade bhaage-2 aaye.. Orr ye batao yahaan he kyun bani ye factory?? Jabki yahaan toh koi major city nahi hai naa koi Main Road yaa highway naa he koi railway station or naa he yahaan aas pass iss factory ko chalaane waala Raw material millega toh ye factory yahaan kyun bani?? Pucho builders se ki central government k konse Minister ko paisa khilaaaya hai kyunki ye toh saaf hai ki ye sab bina paise toh nahi hua or State government k pass toh Clearance ki permission nahi order aaya tha ki ye toh karna he padega. Tabhi samjh jaana caahiye tha tumlog ko. Isase jyaada proof main nahi de shakta aapko... Lekin jo bhi hai i dont care kisne paise khaaye kisne permission di kisne help ki inki.. I don't care mujhe bus itana pata hai, ki iss factory ki wajah se main hajaaron logon ki jaan jokhim mein nahi daalunga issliye ye factory yahaan nahi banegi 1% bhi nahi or kissi mein dum hai toh mujhe roukk k dikhaaye main yahin hun .. Mere or public k bich koi nahi aa shakta.. Kanoon bhi nahi.

Ab itana Suntey he gaon waalon ne lagaane suru kiye naare or dekhtey he dekhtey mahool badal gaya pura ye dekh ab Dheeraj wagairaah ki fatti gand unka master plan ulta padd gaya tha..

Reporter2-(Chilaake) Toh sir aapko kya lagta hai iske piche kiska hath hai??

Main-(Chilaake) Mujhe nahi pata boss mujhe bus logon ki sewa karne se matlab hai ye question aap Mr Dheeraj se pucho jo woh jaa rahe hain apni gaadi ki taraf i dont know kyun but he is fleeing from here...

Ye sunte he woh media kaa tufaan bhaaga Seedha Dheeraj k piche, main kuch kadam piche aaya Chaaya or Nikhil k pass jinke cehre safed padd gaye they unhe pata tha ki they fucked up they fucked up badly..Maine yahaan no ball par 6 maardiya tha or ab inki gand marrne waali thi.. Maine puri situation he palat di thi even Abeer wagairaah bhi shocked they..

Main-Don't forget my money..And the Apology.

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Humlog party headquarters pohanchey jahaan meri kai meetings thi party k senior officials k sath jo raat takk chali north India k humaare sab bade - 2 leaders aaye hue they bus meetings mein yahi discussion hua ki Kuch bhi hojaae koi kuch bole koi kuch kare woh sablog bhai k decision ko humessa follow karenge or ab jab main bhai ki jagah hun toh woh mujhe follow karenge doesn't matter main kon hun kya hun or maine kya kya kiya hai.. Sabka support milne k baad mera confidence level ekdum top par tha i know ab main sab sambhaal lunga.. Raatko humne dinner haweli par kiya tabtak Abeer ne Factories and crushers ko bolke Bansal family k saare raw materials k sources kaat diye they and udhar Rajnish ne apna kaam bakhoobi kar diya tha yaani subah Bansal ki bahot jagah se lagne waali thi lekin itana easy piche nahi hatne waale they wohlog, kal main 100% sure tha ki Sudha yaa uska beta wahaan milne waala tha or obviously uske pass counterplan toh hoga he lekin main sabkuch already plan kar chuka tha harr possibility ko main already tackle kar chuka tha issliye mujhe koi dikkat nahi thi.. Main mast soya and subah time se utha uthke fresh hua and niche aake breakfast kiya, uske baad bhai k sath thoda party related muddon par discussion hua jo kareeb 1 ghantey chala and then kal waale time humlog waapis nikale Ragho gaon ki taraf same kaafila fir ready tha humlog wahaan pohanchey toh same he scene tha wahin gaon waalon ki bheed wahi police force bus ek farak tha aaj bheed kam thi kyunki kaam suru nahi hua tha abtak and then maal laane lejaane waale vehicles bhi wahaan mojjud nahi they.. Lekin wahaan 2 Mercedes cars khaddi thi toh main samjh gaya tha ki ek toh obviously Nikhil and Uski wife ki hogi dusari ab Mujhe laga Sudha ki hogi.. Humlog niche uttare and aage aaye gaon waalon se milke seedha andar aaye toh as expected Nikhil uski wife and then third tha Dheeraj, actually Sudha khud nahi aai thi uska beta aaya tha Interesting.. Interesting..Or surprisingly woh teeno he apne - 2 phones par kissi ko call kiye hue they or sab bhaari gusse mein they main again unhi ki chair par baitha.. Unhone mujhe dekha toh Sabse pehle Dheeraj aaya meri taraf usne phone cut kiya toh uske piche piche Chaaya aai..

Dheeraj-Kya chal raha hai ye??

Main-Hmmm.. Hmmmm.. Tereko kya lagta hai??

Dheeraj-Tujhe kya lagta hai tu Taanaasaah hai yahaan kaa??

Main-Maine inhe kal bhi bola tha aaj tujhe bhi bolta hun Main Bhagwaan hun yahaan kaa..

Dheeraj-Tu aise he kaam bandh nahi karwa shakta..

Main-Main toh karwa chuka hun be already.. Tu kya baat kar raha hai..

Dheeraj-Tujhe kya lagta hai isase kaam rukk jaaega?? Bahaar se majdurr leke aaunga main or bahaar se he raw material nuksaan uthaake he sahi lekin ye kaam pura hoga..

Main-I know ye temporary hai, but beta chinta matt kar ilaaj mere pass permanent bhi hai so chinta karne ki jarurat nahi hai.. Dekh mere pass harr tarah ki bimaari kaa ilaaj hai ab ye tumhe decide karna hai tumhe kiss level kaa ilaaj caahiye hai or wahi main dedunga tumhe..

Ye sunke usne ghurra mujhe..

Main-Aise kya dekh raha haibe?? Tujhe maalum haina kon hun main?? Meri ijaazatt k bina toh yahaan hawa takk nahi badalti or tu itana bada project banaana caah raha tha.. Pagal hogaya tha kya.. I know teri maa toh ab budhi horahi hai toh thoda dimag sathiyaaega he lekin tu toh samjhdaar hai tu toh samjhaata at least usko..

Dheeraj-Meri mummy kaa naam apni gandi jubaan par matt laa..

Main- Acha bhenchod ab gandi jubaan bhi meri.. Kya ukhaad lega be??

Dheeraj-Tu mera kya ukhaad lega??

Main-Main?? Beta main tujhe jadd se ukhaad dunga, saale sadkon par nanga douda - 2 k peetunga kya baat kar raha hai tu.. Ek MP post or Ek Cabinet ministery tumhe superior nahi banaati, superior hum they hum hain or hum he rahenge tera pura pareevar issi bharam mein raha hai ki tumlog humse uppar aaoge lekin uppar aana toh durr ki baat hai bhenchod tumlog toh aas pass bhi nahi ho.. Main 10th floor par hun or tumlog basement mein samjha.. We run this shit..Ab dekh ek ehsaan kardeta hun tere uppar moka deta hun meri deal still table par hai ye sab bandh kardo or apne gharr jaao nuksaan ki bharpaai main kardunga.. Ye sab bandh karo and live happily..

Chaaya-Or bandh nahi kiya toh..

Main-Toh main kardunga.. Bhalla main kissliye baitha hun.. Kamaal kartey ho madam.. Kal bola tha naa?? Isko bulaake kya saabit karna caahtey they tumlog?? Ye mera kya ukhaad lega?? Kamsekam iski maa ko bulaatey obviously ukhaad mera kuch woh bhi nahi leti but kamsekam isase toh uppar hai woh.. Ye kya hai mere saamne?? Iss jaise mujhe Ustaad ustaad kehke boltey hain samjhe..

Dheeraj-Usase kya baat kar raha hai mujhse baat kar..

Main-Abe abhitak tujhse he toh baat kar raha tha, pair bharra nahi tera sun sun k?? Kitani beijati karwaaega.. Maan meri baat bandh kardey ye..

Dheeraj-Warna??

Main-Fir wahi baat warna bhai main karwadunga bandh or mere tareeke seheney ki aukaat nahi hai teri..

Dheeraj-Matlab nahi maanega tu??

Main-Main)?? Main kyu maanunga be pagal hai kya??

Dheeraj-Mujhe pata tha tu nahi maanega issliye main already aage ki planning karke aaya tha..Woh dekh..

Main piche mudda toh jiss raaste se humlog aaye wahaan se kuch vans aati dikhi mujhe jinko dekhtey he samjh gaya main ki media waale aaye hain.. Or ek do nahi kai tarah k media waale aarahe they.. Oh i see i fucking see shyaanpatti khel gaya maadarchod..

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Fabulous excellent fantastic update bade bhai 😍❤️❤️❤️😍

Ye log to bohot hi Shane nikal rahe hey media ko bulaya hey yaha par ab dekhte kya hota hey
 

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Dheeraj - Aaj logon ko bhi pata chal jaaega unka Bhagwaan kaisa hai.. Or haan bhaagna matt warna beijati bahot hogi..

Chaaya-Beijati tab hogi jab ijjat hogi kuch.. Ek gunda humesha gunda he rehta hai..

Main-Ab gunda bol he diya hai toh gundagardi bhi dikha he deta hun tumhe.. Yaad rakhna ye sab bandh main ab bhi karwaaunga lekin ab meri deal change hogayi hai ab main koi nuksaan ki bharpaai nahi karunga ulta tumlog karoge bharpaai.. I need 5 crore INR and an written apology.. Party fund mein donation dedena.. I don't care kon dega but dega tum 3 mein se ek..

Dheeraj-5 crore?? For what?? Hum denge tujhe??

Chaaya-Are you mad??

Main - And don't forget about the apology part.. Bina apology paise bhi nahi lunga main..

Dheeraj-Arrey jaa jaa.. Pehle situation ko dekh, maine media mein already bata diya hai ki tu kya kar raha hai yahaan illegally...North India kaa king kanoon ko he nahi maanta.. Nice headlines..

Main-Situation main dekhlunga don't worry about it.. But yaad rakhna 5 Crore and an apology.. Abtoh teri maa bhi nahi bacha paaegi tujhe.. Main dikhaata hun gundagardi tujhe..

Main aage kuch bolta usase pehle media waalon kaa pehla batch wahaan pohanch gaya or baaki bhi piche - 2 aa he rahe they.. Or aatey he unki suru hui chappar - 2..

Main-Shaant shaant Arrey bhai shaant.. Ek ek karke warna kissi ko jawaab nahi millega..

Reporter1 - Sir aap yahaan kya kar rahe hain??

Main-Ribbon kaatne aaya hun bhai..Dekho ye tumhe bhi pata hai or mujhe bhi pata hai ki main yahan kya kar raha hun issliye sawaal kaam k pucho..

Reporter2-Toh sir kya ye sach hai ki aap inn builders ko dhamki derahe ho ki wohlog yahaan factory nah bana shaktey??

Main-Ji bilkul 1000% Sach hai ye..

Abeer - (Aaram se) Kya bol raha haibe??

Main-Tension naa le..

Reporter2-Lekin kyun sir?? Kya ye sab illegally horaha hai..??

Main-Nahi bhai ye sab legally kar rahe hain ulta jo main kar raha hun woh illegal hai..

Reporter3- Toh kya ye sach hai sir aapne inke contractor ko bhi dhamkaaya hai jiss wajah se aaj koi kaam par nahi aaya??

Main-Dekho Dekho tumlog toh wahi sawaal puch rahe ho jo sabko pata hai.. Main batata hun tumhe sab.. Yelog jo hain mere piche ye inka business hai yes yelog k pass saare documents sahi hain jameen inki hai sab permissions inke pass hain yes sabkuch by the books kar rahe hain yelog inki taraf se koi galati hai nahi ab obviously ye baat tum sabko already pata hai, issiliye toh tumlog yahaan aaye ho ki "Aao aao AP ki taanaasaahi dekho" aisa he kuch bataya gaya hoga tumhe.. Toh ji haan ye sab sach hai..

Reporter4-Toh sir jab sab lawfully horaha hai toh aap ye sab bandh kyun karwana caahtey ho??

Main-Ye pucha naa kaam kaa sawaal madam aapne.. Toh suniye obviously sabko pata hai ye factory kiss cheej ki hai or iske kya kya side effects hain or ye kiss location mein hai..Toh ji haan iss factory k taiyaar hone k baad yahaan k almost 8 gaon iski chapett mein aaenge jo main nahi caahta issliye main yahaan inlogon ki taraf se aaya hun or ye factory yahaan nahi banegi..

Reporter4-Lekin sir ye sab already pass hochuka hai toh ab ye sab kyun?? Aapne he kaha hai ye sab legally kar rahe hain toh isme aap kya karenge??

Main-Main ye bandh karwaaunga orr kya karunga.. Dekho i dont care kanoon kya hai kisne permission di hai kisne ye project pass kiya hai i dont care samjhe?? In sab logon ki jimedaari hai mere uppar or woh tumhaare kissi bhi kaagaji kanoon se uppar hai mere liye.. Samjhe?? Mujhe nahi matlab kissi kanoon se yaa kissi bhi minister se jisne ye pass kiya naa mujhe in builders se matlab hai mujhe bus inlogon se matlab hai or issiliye ye factory yahaan nahi banegi..

Reporter5-Matlab sir aap kanoon ko apne hath mein lenge??

Main-Hathmein lunga?? Tumhe pata hai ye 8 gaon ki population kitani hai?? Almost 25000 People live here samjhe 25000.. Main befaltu mein 1 aadmi ki jaan naa jaane dun Toh Pagal aadmi 25000 logon k liye toh main kanoon hath hath mein nahi lunga todunga bhi or tabtak todunga jabtak ye factory yahaan se hatt nahi jaati.. Or Koi kanoon koi law mujhe ye karne se roukk nahi shakta..

Reporter1 - Matlab sir aap maante ho ki aap kanoon todne jaarahe ho Toh kya aapko uske parinaam pata hain??

Main-Yeah ofcourse yeah heck yeah.. Bilkul.. Mujhe sab pata hai parinaam kya hoga ye factory yahaan se chali jaaegi.. Ye hoga parinaam..

Reporter1 - Matlab aap kanoon todoge uska koi parinaam aapke uppar nahi hoga??

Main-Karke dikhaae koi.. Main khud bol raha hun main kanoon todunga chaati thok k bol raha hun main kanoon todunga kissi mein dum ho toh mujhe roukk k dikhaae.. Bulaao police ko Bulaao judges ko bulaao ministers ko.. Dekho wohlog toh mast apne ac rooms mein baithtey - 2 Kuch paison k liye inn files par sign kardetey hain jo ye factory ko pass kardetey hain lekin bhugatana logon ko padta hai.. In hajaaron logon ki kya galati hai isme?? Yahi ki ye bechare yahaan paida hue or inki sunaney waala koi hai nahi.? Well ab or nahi inki sunaney waala main hun or main inko kuch bhi nahi hone dunga North India mein sirf or sirf public kaa kanoon chalega nothing else.. Or kissi mein dum hai toh aao badlo isse.. Or tumlog yahaan bhaage bhaage aaye pehle kam se kam research toh karletey mere uppar iljaam lagaaane se pehle tumhe unlogon par iljaam lagaana caahiye jinhone ye factory ko clearance di.. India k konse hisse mein living area k itane close Chemical factories bani hain?? Main batata hun kahin bhi nahi Chemical factories humessa secluded places mein banaai jaati hain jiski wajah se aam janta ko koi problem nahi ho.. Lekin yahaan toh ekdum living area k bichon bich factory banaai jaa rahi hai.. Ye kabhi aaya tumhaare Dimaag mein ki ye kyun horaha hai?? Ye gaon waale itane din se baithtey hain yahaan tab nahi aaye tumlog inki awaaj uthane aaj bade bhaage-2 aaye.. Orr ye batao yahaan he kyun bani ye factory?? Jabki yahaan toh koi major city nahi hai naa koi Main Road yaa highway naa he koi railway station or naa he yahaan aas pass iss factory ko chalaane waala Raw material millega toh ye factory yahaan kyun bani?? Pucho builders se ki central government k konse Minister ko paisa khilaaaya hai kyunki ye toh saaf hai ki ye sab bina paise toh nahi hua or State government k pass toh Clearance ki permission nahi order aaya tha ki ye toh karna he padega. Tabhi samjh jaana caahiye tha tumlog ko. Isase jyaada proof main nahi de shakta aapko... Lekin jo bhi hai i dont care kisne paise khaaye kisne permission di kisne help ki inki.. I don't care mujhe bus itana pata hai, ki iss factory ki wajah se main hajaaron logon ki jaan jokhim mein nahi daalunga issliye ye factory yahaan nahi banegi 1% bhi nahi or kissi mein dum hai toh mujhe roukk k dikhaaye main yahin hun .. Mere or public k bich koi nahi aa shakta.. Kanoon bhi nahi.

Ab itana Suntey he gaon waalon ne lagaane suru kiye naare or dekhtey he dekhtey mahool badal gaya pura ye dekh ab Dheeraj wagairaah ki fatti gand unka master plan ulta padd gaya tha..

Reporter2-(Chilaake) Toh sir aapko kya lagta hai iske piche kiska hath hai??

Main-(Chilaake) Mujhe nahi pata boss mujhe bus logon ki sewa karne se matlab hai ye question aap Mr Dheeraj se pucho jo woh jaa rahe hain apni gaadi ki taraf i dont know kyun but he is fleeing from here...

Ye sunte he woh media kaa tufaan bhaaga Seedha Dheeraj k piche, main kuch kadam piche aaya Chaaya or Nikhil k pass jinke cehre safed padd gaye they unhe pata tha ki they fucked up they fucked up badly..Maine yahaan no ball par 6 maardiya tha or ab inki gand marrne waali thi.. Maine puri situation he palat di thi even Abeer wagairaah bhi shocked they..

Main-Don't forget my money..And the Apology.

Continued..
Bohot khubhsurat badiya update bade bhai...

Ye chaka hi mar diya hey AP ne to yaha pey..

Sale apne AP ko dhonse de rahe they.
Ab inki hi lagi padi hey 😁😁😁
 

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Dheeraj - Aaj logon ko bhi pata chal jaaega unka Bhagwaan kaisa hai.. Or haan bhaagna matt warna beijati bahot hogi..

Chaaya-Beijati tab hogi jab ijjat hogi kuch.. Ek gunda humesha gunda he rehta hai..

Main-Ab gunda bol he diya hai toh gundagardi bhi dikha he deta hun tumhe.. Yaad rakhna ye sab bandh main ab bhi karwaaunga lekin ab meri deal change hogayi hai ab main koi nuksaan ki bharpaai nahi karunga ulta tumlog karoge bharpaai.. I need 5 crore INR and an written apology.. Party fund mein donation dedena.. I don't care kon dega but dega tum 3 mein se ek..

Dheeraj-5 crore?? For what?? Hum denge tujhe??

Chaaya-Are you mad??

Main - And don't forget about the apology part.. Bina apology paise bhi nahi lunga main..

Dheeraj-Arrey jaa jaa.. Pehle situation ko dekh, maine media mein already bata diya hai ki tu kya kar raha hai yahaan illegally...North India kaa king kanoon ko he nahi maanta.. Nice headlines..

Main-Situation main dekhlunga don't worry about it.. But yaad rakhna 5 Crore and an apology.. Abtoh teri maa bhi nahi bacha paaegi tujhe.. Main dikhaata hun gundagardi tujhe..

Main aage kuch bolta usase pehle media waalon kaa pehla batch wahaan pohanch gaya or baaki bhi piche - 2 aa he rahe they.. Or aatey he unki suru hui chappar - 2..

Main-Shaant shaant Arrey bhai shaant.. Ek ek karke warna kissi ko jawaab nahi millega..

Reporter1 - Sir aap yahaan kya kar rahe hain??

Main-Ribbon kaatne aaya hun bhai..Dekho ye tumhe bhi pata hai or mujhe bhi pata hai ki main yahan kya kar raha hun issliye sawaal kaam k pucho..

Reporter2-Toh sir kya ye sach hai ki aap inn builders ko dhamki derahe ho ki wohlog yahaan factory nah bana shaktey??

Main-Ji bilkul 1000% Sach hai ye..

Abeer - (Aaram se) Kya bol raha haibe??

Main-Tension naa le..

Reporter2-Lekin kyun sir?? Kya ye sab illegally horaha hai..??

Main-Nahi bhai ye sab legally kar rahe hain ulta jo main kar raha hun woh illegal hai..

Reporter3- Toh kya ye sach hai sir aapne inke contractor ko bhi dhamkaaya hai jiss wajah se aaj koi kaam par nahi aaya??

Main-Dekho Dekho tumlog toh wahi sawaal puch rahe ho jo sabko pata hai.. Main batata hun tumhe sab.. Yelog jo hain mere piche ye inka business hai yes yelog k pass saare documents sahi hain jameen inki hai sab permissions inke pass hain yes sabkuch by the books kar rahe hain yelog inki taraf se koi galati hai nahi ab obviously ye baat tum sabko already pata hai, issiliye toh tumlog yahaan aaye ho ki "Aao aao AP ki taanaasaahi dekho" aisa he kuch bataya gaya hoga tumhe.. Toh ji haan ye sab sach hai..

Reporter4-Toh sir jab sab lawfully horaha hai toh aap ye sab bandh kyun karwana caahtey ho??

Main-Ye pucha naa kaam kaa sawaal madam aapne.. Toh suniye obviously sabko pata hai ye factory kiss cheej ki hai or iske kya kya side effects hain or ye kiss location mein hai..Toh ji haan iss factory k taiyaar hone k baad yahaan k almost 8 gaon iski chapett mein aaenge jo main nahi caahta issliye main yahaan inlogon ki taraf se aaya hun or ye factory yahaan nahi banegi..

Reporter4-Lekin sir ye sab already pass hochuka hai toh ab ye sab kyun?? Aapne he kaha hai ye sab legally kar rahe hain toh isme aap kya karenge??

Main-Main ye bandh karwaaunga orr kya karunga.. Dekho i dont care kanoon kya hai kisne permission di hai kisne ye project pass kiya hai i dont care samjhe?? In sab logon ki jimedaari hai mere uppar or woh tumhaare kissi bhi kaagaji kanoon se uppar hai mere liye.. Samjhe?? Mujhe nahi matlab kissi kanoon se yaa kissi bhi minister se jisne ye pass kiya naa mujhe in builders se matlab hai mujhe bus inlogon se matlab hai or issiliye ye factory yahaan nahi banegi..

Reporter5-Matlab sir aap kanoon ko apne hath mein lenge??

Main-Hathmein lunga?? Tumhe pata hai ye 8 gaon ki population kitani hai?? Almost 25000 People live here samjhe 25000.. Main befaltu mein 1 aadmi ki jaan naa jaane dun Toh Pagal aadmi 25000 logon k liye toh main kanoon hath hath mein nahi lunga todunga bhi or tabtak todunga jabtak ye factory yahaan se hatt nahi jaati.. Or Koi kanoon koi law mujhe ye karne se roukk nahi shakta..

Reporter1 - Matlab sir aap maante ho ki aap kanoon todne jaarahe ho Toh kya aapko uske parinaam pata hain??

Main-Yeah ofcourse yeah heck yeah.. Bilkul.. Mujhe sab pata hai parinaam kya hoga ye factory yahaan se chali jaaegi.. Ye hoga parinaam..

Reporter1 - Matlab aap kanoon todoge uska koi parinaam aapke uppar nahi hoga??

Main-Karke dikhaae koi.. Main khud bol raha hun main kanoon todunga chaati thok k bol raha hun main kanoon todunga kissi mein dum ho toh mujhe roukk k dikhaae.. Bulaao police ko Bulaao judges ko bulaao ministers ko.. Dekho wohlog toh mast apne ac rooms mein baithtey - 2 Kuch paison k liye inn files par sign kardetey hain jo ye factory ko pass kardetey hain lekin bhugatana logon ko padta hai.. In hajaaron logon ki kya galati hai isme?? Yahi ki ye bechare yahaan paida hue or inki sunaney waala koi hai nahi.? Well ab or nahi inki sunaney waala main hun or main inko kuch bhi nahi hone dunga North India mein sirf or sirf public kaa kanoon chalega nothing else.. Or kissi mein dum hai toh aao badlo isse.. Or tumlog yahaan bhaage bhaage aaye pehle kam se kam research toh karletey mere uppar iljaam lagaaane se pehle tumhe unlogon par iljaam lagaana caahiye jinhone ye factory ko clearance di.. India k konse hisse mein living area k itane close Chemical factories bani hain?? Main batata hun kahin bhi nahi Chemical factories humessa secluded places mein banaai jaati hain jiski wajah se aam janta ko koi problem nahi ho.. Lekin yahaan toh ekdum living area k bichon bich factory banaai jaa rahi hai.. Ye kabhi aaya tumhaare Dimaag mein ki ye kyun horaha hai?? Ye gaon waale itane din se baithtey hain yahaan tab nahi aaye tumlog inki awaaj uthane aaj bade bhaage-2 aaye.. Orr ye batao yahaan he kyun bani ye factory?? Jabki yahaan toh koi major city nahi hai naa koi Main Road yaa highway naa he koi railway station or naa he yahaan aas pass iss factory ko chalaane waala Raw material millega toh ye factory yahaan kyun bani?? Pucho builders se ki central government k konse Minister ko paisa khilaaaya hai kyunki ye toh saaf hai ki ye sab bina paise toh nahi hua or State government k pass toh Clearance ki permission nahi order aaya tha ki ye toh karna he padega. Tabhi samjh jaana caahiye tha tumlog ko. Isase jyaada proof main nahi de shakta aapko... Lekin jo bhi hai i dont care kisne paise khaaye kisne permission di kisne help ki inki.. I don't care mujhe bus itana pata hai, ki iss factory ki wajah se main hajaaron logon ki jaan jokhim mein nahi daalunga issliye ye factory yahaan nahi banegi 1% bhi nahi or kissi mein dum hai toh mujhe roukk k dikhaaye main yahin hun .. Mere or public k bich koi nahi aa shakta.. Kanoon bhi nahi.

Ab itana Suntey he gaon waalon ne lagaane suru kiye naare or dekhtey he dekhtey mahool badal gaya pura ye dekh ab Dheeraj wagairaah ki fatti gand unka master plan ulta padd gaya tha..

Reporter2-(Chilaake) Toh sir aapko kya lagta hai iske piche kiska hath hai??

Main-(Chilaake) Mujhe nahi pata boss mujhe bus logon ki sewa karne se matlab hai ye question aap Mr Dheeraj se pucho jo woh jaa rahe hain apni gaadi ki taraf i dont know kyun but he is fleeing from here...

Ye sunte he woh media kaa tufaan bhaaga Seedha Dheeraj k piche, main kuch kadam piche aaya Chaaya or Nikhil k pass jinke cehre safed padd gaye they unhe pata tha ki they fucked up they fucked up badly..Maine yahaan no ball par 6 maardiya tha or ab inki gand marrne waali thi.. Maine puri situation he palat di thi even Abeer wagairaah bhi shocked they..

Main-Don't forget my money..And the Apology.

Continued..
L Lag gaye inke to khud ke khode huye gadhe mai khud hi gir gaye
 

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Dheeraj - Aaj logon ko bhi pata chal jaaega unka Bhagwaan kaisa hai.. Or haan bhaagna matt warna beijati bahot hogi..

Chaaya-Beijati tab hogi jab ijjat hogi kuch.. Ek gunda humesha gunda he rehta hai..

Main-Ab gunda bol he diya hai toh gundagardi bhi dikha he deta hun tumhe.. Yaad rakhna ye sab bandh main ab bhi karwaaunga lekin ab meri deal change hogayi hai ab main koi nuksaan ki bharpaai nahi karunga ulta tumlog karoge bharpaai.. I need 5 crore INR and an written apology.. Party fund mein donation dedena.. I don't care kon dega but dega tum 3 mein se ek..

Dheeraj-5 crore?? For what?? Hum denge tujhe??

Chaaya-Are you mad??

Main - And don't forget about the apology part.. Bina apology paise bhi nahi lunga main..

Dheeraj-Arrey jaa jaa.. Pehle situation ko dekh, maine media mein already bata diya hai ki tu kya kar raha hai yahaan illegally...North India kaa king kanoon ko he nahi maanta.. Nice headlines..

Main-Situation main dekhlunga don't worry about it.. But yaad rakhna 5 Crore and an apology.. Abtoh teri maa bhi nahi bacha paaegi tujhe.. Main dikhaata hun gundagardi tujhe..

Main aage kuch bolta usase pehle media waalon kaa pehla batch wahaan pohanch gaya or baaki bhi piche - 2 aa he rahe they.. Or aatey he unki suru hui chappar - 2..

Main-Shaant shaant Arrey bhai shaant.. Ek ek karke warna kissi ko jawaab nahi millega..

Reporter1 - Sir aap yahaan kya kar rahe hain??

Main-Ribbon kaatne aaya hun bhai..Dekho ye tumhe bhi pata hai or mujhe bhi pata hai ki main yahan kya kar raha hun issliye sawaal kaam k pucho..

Reporter2-Toh sir kya ye sach hai ki aap inn builders ko dhamki derahe ho ki wohlog yahaan factory nah bana shaktey??

Main-Ji bilkul 1000% Sach hai ye..

Abeer - (Aaram se) Kya bol raha haibe??

Main-Tension naa le..

Reporter2-Lekin kyun sir?? Kya ye sab illegally horaha hai..??

Main-Nahi bhai ye sab legally kar rahe hain ulta jo main kar raha hun woh illegal hai..

Reporter3- Toh kya ye sach hai sir aapne inke contractor ko bhi dhamkaaya hai jiss wajah se aaj koi kaam par nahi aaya??

Main-Dekho Dekho tumlog toh wahi sawaal puch rahe ho jo sabko pata hai.. Main batata hun tumhe sab.. Yelog jo hain mere piche ye inka business hai yes yelog k pass saare documents sahi hain jameen inki hai sab permissions inke pass hain yes sabkuch by the books kar rahe hain yelog inki taraf se koi galati hai nahi ab obviously ye baat tum sabko already pata hai, issiliye toh tumlog yahaan aaye ho ki "Aao aao AP ki taanaasaahi dekho" aisa he kuch bataya gaya hoga tumhe.. Toh ji haan ye sab sach hai..

Reporter4-Toh sir jab sab lawfully horaha hai toh aap ye sab bandh kyun karwana caahtey ho??

Main-Ye pucha naa kaam kaa sawaal madam aapne.. Toh suniye obviously sabko pata hai ye factory kiss cheej ki hai or iske kya kya side effects hain or ye kiss location mein hai..Toh ji haan iss factory k taiyaar hone k baad yahaan k almost 8 gaon iski chapett mein aaenge jo main nahi caahta issliye main yahaan inlogon ki taraf se aaya hun or ye factory yahaan nahi banegi..

Reporter4-Lekin sir ye sab already pass hochuka hai toh ab ye sab kyun?? Aapne he kaha hai ye sab legally kar rahe hain toh isme aap kya karenge??

Main-Main ye bandh karwaaunga orr kya karunga.. Dekho i dont care kanoon kya hai kisne permission di hai kisne ye project pass kiya hai i dont care samjhe?? In sab logon ki jimedaari hai mere uppar or woh tumhaare kissi bhi kaagaji kanoon se uppar hai mere liye.. Samjhe?? Mujhe nahi matlab kissi kanoon se yaa kissi bhi minister se jisne ye pass kiya naa mujhe in builders se matlab hai mujhe bus inlogon se matlab hai or issiliye ye factory yahaan nahi banegi..

Reporter5-Matlab sir aap kanoon ko apne hath mein lenge??

Main-Hathmein lunga?? Tumhe pata hai ye 8 gaon ki population kitani hai?? Almost 25000 People live here samjhe 25000.. Main befaltu mein 1 aadmi ki jaan naa jaane dun Toh Pagal aadmi 25000 logon k liye toh main kanoon hath hath mein nahi lunga todunga bhi or tabtak todunga jabtak ye factory yahaan se hatt nahi jaati.. Or Koi kanoon koi law mujhe ye karne se roukk nahi shakta..

Reporter1 - Matlab sir aap maante ho ki aap kanoon todne jaarahe ho Toh kya aapko uske parinaam pata hain??

Main-Yeah ofcourse yeah heck yeah.. Bilkul.. Mujhe sab pata hai parinaam kya hoga ye factory yahaan se chali jaaegi.. Ye hoga parinaam..

Reporter1 - Matlab aap kanoon todoge uska koi parinaam aapke uppar nahi hoga??

Main-Karke dikhaae koi.. Main khud bol raha hun main kanoon todunga chaati thok k bol raha hun main kanoon todunga kissi mein dum ho toh mujhe roukk k dikhaae.. Bulaao police ko Bulaao judges ko bulaao ministers ko.. Dekho wohlog toh mast apne ac rooms mein baithtey - 2 Kuch paison k liye inn files par sign kardetey hain jo ye factory ko pass kardetey hain lekin bhugatana logon ko padta hai.. In hajaaron logon ki kya galati hai isme?? Yahi ki ye bechare yahaan paida hue or inki sunaney waala koi hai nahi.? Well ab or nahi inki sunaney waala main hun or main inko kuch bhi nahi hone dunga North India mein sirf or sirf public kaa kanoon chalega nothing else.. Or kissi mein dum hai toh aao badlo isse.. Or tumlog yahaan bhaage bhaage aaye pehle kam se kam research toh karletey mere uppar iljaam lagaaane se pehle tumhe unlogon par iljaam lagaana caahiye jinhone ye factory ko clearance di.. India k konse hisse mein living area k itane close Chemical factories bani hain?? Main batata hun kahin bhi nahi Chemical factories humessa secluded places mein banaai jaati hain jiski wajah se aam janta ko koi problem nahi ho.. Lekin yahaan toh ekdum living area k bichon bich factory banaai jaa rahi hai.. Ye kabhi aaya tumhaare Dimaag mein ki ye kyun horaha hai?? Ye gaon waale itane din se baithtey hain yahaan tab nahi aaye tumlog inki awaaj uthane aaj bade bhaage-2 aaye.. Orr ye batao yahaan he kyun bani ye factory?? Jabki yahaan toh koi major city nahi hai naa koi Main Road yaa highway naa he koi railway station or naa he yahaan aas pass iss factory ko chalaane waala Raw material millega toh ye factory yahaan kyun bani?? Pucho builders se ki central government k konse Minister ko paisa khilaaaya hai kyunki ye toh saaf hai ki ye sab bina paise toh nahi hua or State government k pass toh Clearance ki permission nahi order aaya tha ki ye toh karna he padega. Tabhi samjh jaana caahiye tha tumlog ko. Isase jyaada proof main nahi de shakta aapko... Lekin jo bhi hai i dont care kisne paise khaaye kisne permission di kisne help ki inki.. I don't care mujhe bus itana pata hai, ki iss factory ki wajah se main hajaaron logon ki jaan jokhim mein nahi daalunga issliye ye factory yahaan nahi banegi 1% bhi nahi or kissi mein dum hai toh mujhe roukk k dikhaaye main yahin hun .. Mere or public k bich koi nahi aa shakta.. Kanoon bhi nahi.

Ab itana Suntey he gaon waalon ne lagaane suru kiye naare or dekhtey he dekhtey mahool badal gaya pura ye dekh ab Dheeraj wagairaah ki fatti gand unka master plan ulta padd gaya tha..

Reporter2-(Chilaake) Toh sir aapko kya lagta hai iske piche kiska hath hai??

Main-(Chilaake) Mujhe nahi pata boss mujhe bus logon ki sewa karne se matlab hai ye question aap Mr Dheeraj se pucho jo woh jaa rahe hain apni gaadi ki taraf i dont know kyun but he is fleeing from here...

Ye sunte he woh media kaa tufaan bhaaga Seedha Dheeraj k piche, main kuch kadam piche aaya Chaaya or Nikhil k pass jinke cehre safed padd gaye they unhe pata tha ki they fucked up they fucked up badly..Maine yahaan no ball par 6 maardiya tha or ab inki gand marrne waali thi.. Maine puri situation he palat di thi even Abeer wagairaah bhi shocked they..

Main-Don't forget my money..And the Apology.

Continued..
Shandar update bhai ji
 

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Dheeraj - Aaj logon ko bhi pata chal jaaega unka Bhagwaan kaisa hai.. Or haan bhaagna matt warna beijati bahot hogi..

Chaaya-Beijati tab hogi jab ijjat hogi kuch.. Ek gunda humesha gunda he rehta hai..

Main-Ab gunda bol he diya hai toh gundagardi bhi dikha he deta hun tumhe.. Yaad rakhna ye sab bandh main ab bhi karwaaunga lekin ab meri deal change hogayi hai ab main koi nuksaan ki bharpaai nahi karunga ulta tumlog karoge bharpaai.. I need 5 crore INR and an written apology.. Party fund mein donation dedena.. I don't care kon dega but dega tum 3 mein se ek..

Dheeraj-5 crore?? For what?? Hum denge tujhe??

Chaaya-Are you mad??

Main - And don't forget about the apology part.. Bina apology paise bhi nahi lunga main..

Dheeraj-Arrey jaa jaa.. Pehle situation ko dekh, maine media mein already bata diya hai ki tu kya kar raha hai yahaan illegally...North India kaa king kanoon ko he nahi maanta.. Nice headlines..

Main-Situation main dekhlunga don't worry about it.. But yaad rakhna 5 Crore and an apology.. Abtoh teri maa bhi nahi bacha paaegi tujhe.. Main dikhaata hun gundagardi tujhe..

Main aage kuch bolta usase pehle media waalon kaa pehla batch wahaan pohanch gaya or baaki bhi piche - 2 aa he rahe they.. Or aatey he unki suru hui chappar - 2..

Main-Shaant shaant Arrey bhai shaant.. Ek ek karke warna kissi ko jawaab nahi millega..

Reporter1 - Sir aap yahaan kya kar rahe hain??

Main-Ribbon kaatne aaya hun bhai..Dekho ye tumhe bhi pata hai or mujhe bhi pata hai ki main yahan kya kar raha hun issliye sawaal kaam k pucho..

Reporter2-Toh sir kya ye sach hai ki aap inn builders ko dhamki derahe ho ki wohlog yahaan factory nah bana shaktey??

Main-Ji bilkul 1000% Sach hai ye..

Abeer - (Aaram se) Kya bol raha haibe??

Main-Tension naa le..

Reporter2-Lekin kyun sir?? Kya ye sab illegally horaha hai..??

Main-Nahi bhai ye sab legally kar rahe hain ulta jo main kar raha hun woh illegal hai..

Reporter3- Toh kya ye sach hai sir aapne inke contractor ko bhi dhamkaaya hai jiss wajah se aaj koi kaam par nahi aaya??

Main-Dekho Dekho tumlog toh wahi sawaal puch rahe ho jo sabko pata hai.. Main batata hun tumhe sab.. Yelog jo hain mere piche ye inka business hai yes yelog k pass saare documents sahi hain jameen inki hai sab permissions inke pass hain yes sabkuch by the books kar rahe hain yelog inki taraf se koi galati hai nahi ab obviously ye baat tum sabko already pata hai, issiliye toh tumlog yahaan aaye ho ki "Aao aao AP ki taanaasaahi dekho" aisa he kuch bataya gaya hoga tumhe.. Toh ji haan ye sab sach hai..

Reporter4-Toh sir jab sab lawfully horaha hai toh aap ye sab bandh kyun karwana caahtey ho??

Main-Ye pucha naa kaam kaa sawaal madam aapne.. Toh suniye obviously sabko pata hai ye factory kiss cheej ki hai or iske kya kya side effects hain or ye kiss location mein hai..Toh ji haan iss factory k taiyaar hone k baad yahaan k almost 8 gaon iski chapett mein aaenge jo main nahi caahta issliye main yahaan inlogon ki taraf se aaya hun or ye factory yahaan nahi banegi..

Reporter4-Lekin sir ye sab already pass hochuka hai toh ab ye sab kyun?? Aapne he kaha hai ye sab legally kar rahe hain toh isme aap kya karenge??

Main-Main ye bandh karwaaunga orr kya karunga.. Dekho i dont care kanoon kya hai kisne permission di hai kisne ye project pass kiya hai i dont care samjhe?? In sab logon ki jimedaari hai mere uppar or woh tumhaare kissi bhi kaagaji kanoon se uppar hai mere liye.. Samjhe?? Mujhe nahi matlab kissi kanoon se yaa kissi bhi minister se jisne ye pass kiya naa mujhe in builders se matlab hai mujhe bus inlogon se matlab hai or issiliye ye factory yahaan nahi banegi..

Reporter5-Matlab sir aap kanoon ko apne hath mein lenge??

Main-Hathmein lunga?? Tumhe pata hai ye 8 gaon ki population kitani hai?? Almost 25000 People live here samjhe 25000.. Main befaltu mein 1 aadmi ki jaan naa jaane dun Toh Pagal aadmi 25000 logon k liye toh main kanoon hath hath mein nahi lunga todunga bhi or tabtak todunga jabtak ye factory yahaan se hatt nahi jaati.. Or Koi kanoon koi law mujhe ye karne se roukk nahi shakta..

Reporter1 - Matlab sir aap maante ho ki aap kanoon todne jaarahe ho Toh kya aapko uske parinaam pata hain??

Main-Yeah ofcourse yeah heck yeah.. Bilkul.. Mujhe sab pata hai parinaam kya hoga ye factory yahaan se chali jaaegi.. Ye hoga parinaam..

Reporter1 - Matlab aap kanoon todoge uska koi parinaam aapke uppar nahi hoga??

Main-Karke dikhaae koi.. Main khud bol raha hun main kanoon todunga chaati thok k bol raha hun main kanoon todunga kissi mein dum ho toh mujhe roukk k dikhaae.. Bulaao police ko Bulaao judges ko bulaao ministers ko.. Dekho wohlog toh mast apne ac rooms mein baithtey - 2 Kuch paison k liye inn files par sign kardetey hain jo ye factory ko pass kardetey hain lekin bhugatana logon ko padta hai.. In hajaaron logon ki kya galati hai isme?? Yahi ki ye bechare yahaan paida hue or inki sunaney waala koi hai nahi.? Well ab or nahi inki sunaney waala main hun or main inko kuch bhi nahi hone dunga North India mein sirf or sirf public kaa kanoon chalega nothing else.. Or kissi mein dum hai toh aao badlo isse.. Or tumlog yahaan bhaage bhaage aaye pehle kam se kam research toh karletey mere uppar iljaam lagaaane se pehle tumhe unlogon par iljaam lagaana caahiye jinhone ye factory ko clearance di.. India k konse hisse mein living area k itane close Chemical factories bani hain?? Main batata hun kahin bhi nahi Chemical factories humessa secluded places mein banaai jaati hain jiski wajah se aam janta ko koi problem nahi ho.. Lekin yahaan toh ekdum living area k bichon bich factory banaai jaa rahi hai.. Ye kabhi aaya tumhaare Dimaag mein ki ye kyun horaha hai?? Ye gaon waale itane din se baithtey hain yahaan tab nahi aaye tumlog inki awaaj uthane aaj bade bhaage-2 aaye.. Orr ye batao yahaan he kyun bani ye factory?? Jabki yahaan toh koi major city nahi hai naa koi Main Road yaa highway naa he koi railway station or naa he yahaan aas pass iss factory ko chalaane waala Raw material millega toh ye factory yahaan kyun bani?? Pucho builders se ki central government k konse Minister ko paisa khilaaaya hai kyunki ye toh saaf hai ki ye sab bina paise toh nahi hua or State government k pass toh Clearance ki permission nahi order aaya tha ki ye toh karna he padega. Tabhi samjh jaana caahiye tha tumlog ko. Isase jyaada proof main nahi de shakta aapko... Lekin jo bhi hai i dont care kisne paise khaaye kisne permission di kisne help ki inki.. I don't care mujhe bus itana pata hai, ki iss factory ki wajah se main hajaaron logon ki jaan jokhim mein nahi daalunga issliye ye factory yahaan nahi banegi 1% bhi nahi or kissi mein dum hai toh mujhe roukk k dikhaaye main yahin hun .. Mere or public k bich koi nahi aa shakta.. Kanoon bhi nahi.

Ab itana Suntey he gaon waalon ne lagaane suru kiye naare or dekhtey he dekhtey mahool badal gaya pura ye dekh ab Dheeraj wagairaah ki fatti gand unka master plan ulta padd gaya tha..

Reporter2-(Chilaake) Toh sir aapko kya lagta hai iske piche kiska hath hai??

Main-(Chilaake) Mujhe nahi pata boss mujhe bus logon ki sewa karne se matlab hai ye question aap Mr Dheeraj se pucho jo woh jaa rahe hain apni gaadi ki taraf i dont know kyun but he is fleeing from here...

Ye sunte he woh media kaa tufaan bhaaga Seedha Dheeraj k piche, main kuch kadam piche aaya Chaaya or Nikhil k pass jinke cehre safed padd gaye they unhe pata tha ki they fucked up they fucked up badly..Maine yahaan no ball par 6 maardiya tha or ab inki gand marrne waali thi.. Maine puri situation he palat di thi even Abeer wagairaah bhi shocked they..

Main-Don't forget my money..And the Apology.

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Fabulous update 😍
 
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