Update-22(Planning)
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So bhai ne mujhe North India kaa king bana diya tha or uske sath sath hajaaron laakhon responsibilities bhi mujhe dedi thi or ab ye meri duty thi ki main unhe nibhaaun..
Deva - Also ye le..
Ye bolke bhai ne apna second phone mujhe diya..
Deva-Jaise tu ab North India kaa sabse powerful aadmi hai waise he ye North India kaa sabse powerful phone hai isme North India k sabhi neta and officers k numbers hain ispe koi call tab he karega jab pehle tu unke pass call karega..
Main-Ok.. Its unreal..
Deva-Also gaadi bhi meri he leke jaani padegi and city se bahaar jaa raha hai toh police escort standby par rahenge wagairaah wagairaah sab Guptaji dekhlenge.. Tu bus kaam par dhyaan dey..
Main - Kaam par dhyaan dene laayak aapne chhoda kahan.. Kaam par toh jaana he hai.. Lets go Guys Sudha ki akad bhi toh nikaalni hai..
Deva-Best of luck or dhyaan rahe pure North India ki najar hai tere uppar..
Main-I got you bhai.. Don't worry.. Don't you worry.. Chalo be..
Main Gupta ji Abeer or Mangal nikale, jaisa bhai ne kaha gaadi bhi bhai ki he thi Range Rover all white uske alawa Jack or baaki guards ki gaadiyan thi pura kaafila tha.. Mujhe guards wagairaah passand nahi hai aise sath lejaana but jaisa bhai ne bola iss post k sath sath ye sab mujhe sehna tha.. Total 6-7 gaadiyon kaa kaafila tha and as expected humein back gate se nikalna padda kyunki front mein media or public dono he ikatha hone lage they..
Main-Crazy bheed hai bc..
Gupta-Tum samjhe nah AP ye north India ki sabse badi political event hai pichli baar aisi news humne North India k mostly states mein sarkaar banaake di thi or ye usase bhi badi hai.. Ye dekho Twitter Facebook etcetera Sabpe tumhaara he chehra hai party waalon ne toh 5 minutes k andar dp bhi tumhaari laga lee hain..
Mangal-Yeah, ye bahot badi baat haibe.. Like bahot jyaada badi.. Tu Undisputed king hai north India kaa yahaan kissi kaa Baap kuch nahi keh shakta tujhe..
Main-Bhenchod literally goosebumps aarahe hain..
Abeer-Ragho gaon he jaana haina??
Main-Yeah..
Abeer-Kaise rukwaaega kaam??
Main-Bus dekhta jaa..
Humne city mein entry lee toh bhenchod already traffic roukk diya gaya tha Sab sides kaa, mere liye woh bhi bhenchod.. Not gonna lie this is fucking great i love it..
Main-Bhenchod ye sahi hai..
Mangal-Pura sehar jaam mein bharra ho caahe but teri gaadi nahi rukkegi.. Piche or aage patrol vehicles hain sathmein wohlog pehle he inform kardetey hain..
Main-Hell yeah. That's what i needed.
Abeer-Abe ye toh bata karna kya hai?
Main - Kai plans hain mere pass toh ab woh toh saamne waale k uppar hai woh kaise maanega.. Agar shanti se maanega toh uske liye bhi plan hai planning se maanega toh uske liye bhi plan hai and violence se maanega toh fir uske liye masterplan hai.. Bus tumlog jo main bolun wahi krna...
Abeer-Copy that... Raasta ye he haina??
Mangal - Naa isase aage waala left hai ye toh waapis gaya city..
Abeer - Oh haan...
Mangal - Aage saamne mudtey dikh he jaaegi construction site..
Humlog Ragho gaon k raaste par muddey toh humein saamne he dikh gayi construction site, abhi jyaada kuch hua nahi tha bus uss jagah k chaaron taraf deewar khinchi jaa rahi thi jo bahot badi hone waali thi uske alawa usase thodi piche logon ne dharna diya hua tha or wahaan par kaafi saare log they bache, budhe, jawaan ladies sab 200-250 ki bheed thi wahaan uske alawa police bhi kaafi thi kaafi gaadiyan police ki khaddi thi wahaan....
Abeer ne gaadi roukki humlog niche uttare bheed ne humein dekha toh sabne naare lagaane bandh kiye or khaddey hoke meri taraf aaye and humein greet kiya sabne.. Then jo kal kuch log mere pass aaye they unmein se kuch aage aaye..
Main-Chinta matt karo uncle main sab sambhaal lunga caaho toh sablog ghar jaake rest le shaktey ho dharna warna dene ki jarurat nahi hai..
Uncle - Beta abtoh inke jaane k baad he humlog ghar jaaenge..
Main-Toh koi dikkat nahi hai jald he bhejdenge ghar inko bhi or aaplogon ko bhi..
Uncle - Ji beta bhalla hoga aapka..
Itane mein ek inspector aaya aage bheed ko cheerta hua aage...
Main-Ye itani police kiss liye..
Uncle - Humein dabaane k liye beta..Humein roukne k liye rakha hai inhe..
Main-Acha..
Inspector - Parnam bhai. Woh bhai order aaya tha IG Office se toh bhai karna padda..
Main-Acha toh fir main jaaun aage yaa mujhe bhi roukoge??
Inspector - 2 thappad maarlijiye bhai aisi beijati naa kijiye.. Aapko roukk k hum kahaan jaaenge maai Baap..
Main - Good.. Uncle aaplog rukko main process suru karwata hun..
Uncle - Ji beta..
Main Abeer Mangal Gupta ji or Woh inspector aage aaye..
Inspector - Abhi news mein dekha bhai congratulations..
Main - Thanks thanks.. Ye bata IG ko kisne bola yahaan force bhejne ko..
Insp-Deva bhai ne nahi bola??
Main-Bhenchod bhai ne bola hota toh main rukkwaane kyun aata..
Insp-Fir nahi maalum bhai, mere pass toh first day he call aagaya tha ki force leke wahin raho, hilna takk nahi hai kuch situation hui toh seedha suspension letter milega, itana strict order tha mujhe laga Deva bhai ne he diya hoga..
Mangal-Sudha ne diya hoga be..
Insp-Arrey Haan bilkul bhai uska londa aata rehte hai yahaan woh moti naak waala..
Main-Acha?? .. Aaj aaya hai?
Insp-Naa bhai aaj toh woh Bansal kaa beta or uski biwi he hain abhi aaye hain woh bhi..
Main-Shabbas..
Aage police waale mojjud they kaafi unke bich se hotey hue humlog uss site mein enter hue and wahaan aake dekha maine ki bhenchod really mega factory hone waali thi ye.. Or Suru hone k baad kai gaon k log chud jaaenge for sure.. Thats bad.. Bhenchod Sudha apni jalan ki wajah se saikdon logon ki life narak bana rahi thi..
"Excuse Me"
Main waapis present mein aaya toh mere saamne 2 Shaks khaddey they 1 Aadmi 27-28 age rahi hogi and same he age ki ek female.. Main samjh gaya ki ye Bansal kaa beta Nikhil hai or ye uski wife Chaaya .. Mujhe uss female ne bola tha..
Chaaya-Inspector?? What are they doing inside?? Jahan takk mujhe yaad hai IG sahab ne order diya tha ki yahaan koi bhi andar enter nahi hoga..
Insp-Madam ye Hain..
Chaaya-Yeah i know ache se ye kon hain.. Question yahaan ye hai ki ye yahaan kyun hain..
Main-Hii.. Myself you already know, nice to meet you.. So.
Chaaya-Get them out of here..
Main-Calm down madam, Listen Mr Nikhil..
Chaaya-Talk to me..
Main- Ok Madam dekho main darashal gaon waalon ki taraf se aaya hun, aapko already pata hai main kya caahta hun so....
Chaaya-I don't care..
Main-You know hold up, i hate it jab log meri baat kaatein..
Chaaya-I don't care inspector get him out of here..
Main-Listen listen main..
Chaaya- Inspector..
Ye sunke maine usko ghurra jisase woh mujhse piche hatt gayi..
Main-Ok pehle ye karlo, nikalwao bahaar mujhe.. Baat baadmein karlenge..Dekhta hun main nikaalne waale ko..
Ye bolke main wahaan ek chair par baith gaya.. Bhen ki lawdi ab nikaal k dikhaaye..
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