Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

[AP 316]

Guys as you all know main jald he waapsi karne waala hun story pe but i need some help from you guys, itane din baad likhna thoda complicated hota hai kyunki itane din loop se bahaar tha main so agar tumlog Mein se koi free hai toh mujhe iss part ka ek overview chaahiye like pehle update se 281 update takk ka keval is part ka. Karna keval ye hai ki harr 30 Updates ka ek overview banao ki 1 se 30 updates k bich ye ye hua mota mota jo main cheejein hui hain unke baare Mein likho and then 30 se 60 Mein ye hua or aage 281 takk(keval iss part k baaki stories k nahi chahiye mujhe) . Agar koi ye kar lega toh mujhe thodi aasaani hogi likhne mein and main jaldi likh paaunga. Agar koi ye karna chaahta hai toh mujhe message karo Personal and batao mujhe ASAP, yahaan story pe post nahi karna only in messages. Thanks in advance..

 

[Ramesh628]

Update-20(Research)
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Kirti k jaatey he Abeer jhatt se gaadi mein baitha..

Abeer-Bhenchod heater full kar, bhosdk kya shardi haibe gand fatt gayi bc holy shit.. Bhenchod.. Bhosdike rukkne kaa bol rahi thi toh rukka kyun nahi?? Pakka mahool banwadeti tera ye bhai..

Main-Gand marwae aisa mahool pehle ye toh pata chale ho kya raha hai..

Abeer-Hoga kya be usne hug kiya tujhe kiss kiya abhi or even raatko rukkne k liye bhi bola lekin tu thehra chutiya..

Main-Abe nahi caahiye bhai abhi ye sab.. Fuck this shit...Chal gaadi chala gandu ab.. Ghar bhi pohanchana hai..

Abeer-Let's go..

Abeer ne gaadi nikaali wahaan se and humlog haryana ki taraf mudd gaye..

Abeer-Bhai ye toh apan ne socha usase kahin badi bakchodi chal rahi thi itane log shamil hain bc..

Main-Wahi toh be.. Ye toh maine bhi expect nahi kiya tha ki aadha cabinet apne piche hai..Inko side kardetey hain abhi, inse bina baat panga nahi lenge haan lekin Sudha khud ungali kar rahi hai so uski ungali k sath sath gardan bhi tod denge..

Abeer-Yeah.. Kirti ne sahi kaha tha ki agar humlog Sudha ko badhiya se target karenge toh dusara koi bachaane takk nahi aaega isko..

Main-Yep..

Humlog subah almost 5 baje k aas pass haweli pohanchey..

Main-9 baje kaa alarm lagaake sona.. Mangal ko bhi message chhod dena ki 9 baje mile niche..

Abeer-Cool..

Main room mein aaya or 9 baje kaa alarm lagaake turant he sogaya Nind badhiya aarahi thi lekin alarm ne jagaaya mujhe ek baar maine alarm off karne ki sochi then mujhe yaad aaya ki aaj bhenchod bahot kaam hain issliye main dil par pathar rakh k uth gaya and turant fresh hoke nahaaya nd ready hua or niche aaya toh niche Mangal or Bhai dono he mojjud they Abeer bhi aagaya.. Udhar se Rishi and Gupta ji bhi aagaye they..

Main-Breakfast karte hue baat kartey hain..

Deva-Humara hogaya tumlog karlo baadmein baat karlenge..

Main-Naa baat jaruri hai aao khaate-2 he baat karlenge..

Humlog dinning table par aaye or maine baat suru ki..

Main-Ok sabse pehle toh aap befaltu tension loo usase pehle main aapko bata dun ki main jo naam bataunga unmein se Sudha k alawa main kissi ko kuch nahi karne waala issliye chownkana matt and ek baar sun lena then we'll decide..

Deva-Ok i am all ears..

Maine Then bhai Mangal Rishi and Guptaji ko sab bataya or puri baatein sunke unki bhi aankhein khulli reh gayi..

Deva-Ho kya raha hai be, Arjun Tomar apne Minister of Personnel and Training jo bata raha hai tu ye toh yaar badhiya aadmi hai mere sath badhiya relations hain iske.. Kaafi badhiya infact..

Main-Yeah issliye ye khudse nahi aaya forcefully leke aaya gaya isko and then ye order deke bahaar bhi hogaya..

Deva-Yeah yeah woh pata hai mujhe aise he mere khilaf nahi jaaega ye but still itana toh kiya isne .. Or Ye Shilpa kaushik Minister of women and child development..And Minister of Minority Affairs ye Thane (Maharashtra) Se MP hai iske aas pass 4 MP seats hain apni iske sath bhi humessa se he badhiya relations rahe hain apne..

Main-Iska samjh nahi aaya mereko bhi kya he chakkar hai kya promotion caahiye isko god knows.. But yeah..

Deva-Then Piyush (Haryana Ex Cm and Current leader of opposition Haryana) ye toh mujhe pata he tha ki Sudha shaamil hai toh ye toh hoga he hoga.. Lekin sabse bada shock mujhe laga Balvant Kaa Tujhe pata hai Balvant kaa jo Baap hai yaani Home Minister of India Rajender Singh Chaudhary ye toh dadaji kaa bilkul close friend hua karta tha..

Main-Yeah i know Bachpan mein maine khud dekha hai isko yahaan kai dafa..

Deva-Abe Bachpan kya baadmein bhi aata tha. Then dadaji ki death k baad ahista - 2 aana kam hogaya iska but still isase abhi bhi baatein hoti hain meri on regular basis or ye humessa he respectfully baat karta hai even mere accident k baad center se sabse pehla or sabse jyaada calls issi k aaye they even khud milke gaya.. Bahot acha aadmi hai yaar ye.. I know ki iske bete k sath iski utani nahi banti but fir bhi iske hotey hue itana sab hogaya woh mujhe shocking laga warna Balvant toh paidaishi kuttey ki dum hai seedhi nahi hogi..

Main-Koi naa tod denge....

Deva-Oh mere bhai rukk rukk jarra rukk.. Sudha takk he reh mere bhai.. Theek haina? wohlog galat cheej hain unko abhi rehney dey.. Haan??

Main-Yeah yeah Don't worry..

Mangal-Unbelievable bc itana sab plan kiya tumhe raaste se hataane k liye..

Main-Mujh akele k liye nahi be wohlog toh ek teer se kai shikaar karne kaa soch rahe they.. Mera shikaar bhai kaa shikaar and then opposition kaa shikaar..

Deva-Yeah..

Rishi - Still bhai this is crazy..

Deva-Obviously it is.. Bhenchod aadha cabinet iske piche laga tha.. And tu still bach gaya..

Main-Because i am a God...

Rishi - Fact hai..

Main-Now Ye toh hogaya Mangal tujhe bola tha research karne ko uss factory par..

Mangal - Karlee naa research be puri.. Or bahot he interesting research ki hai.. Sunega toh bawla hojaaega.

Main-Kya??

Mangal - So ye Mega factory obviously Bansal industries ka project hai or iss project kaa boss jo hai woh khud Bansal nahi hai balki Bansal kaa bada beta Nikhil Bansal or Nikhil ki wife Chaaya hain.. So in short Nikhil ne apne baap ko bola ki daddy main kuch bada karna chaahta hun blah blah you know filmy stuff or uske baap ne usko permission dedi ki jaa karle tujhe jo karna hai kam se kam beta kuch kare toh sahi warna humaare Nikhil sir ne aajtak apne baap kaa naam kharaab he kiya hai .. Toh yes Bansal ne isko permission dedi ab Nikhil ko pata tha uske baap kaa ek bada Sapna tha iss Mega factory ka lekin kabhi pura nahi hua toh Nikhil ne socha ki woh kardega pura.. Ab isme then aata hai Sudha Chaudhary kaa connection ab Dheeraj Chaudhary jo Sudha Chaudhary kaa beta hai woh Nikhil kaa kaafi purana dost hai ek sath padhtey they yelog or then jo ye Nikhil ki wife hai Chaaya inka Sudha Chaudhary ki family k sath koi relation hai durr kaa fufa ki behen ki beti yaa jo bhi hai bhenchod samjh nahi aaya mujhe but durr kaa relation hai woh matter karta hai.. Ab Bansal family ki double jaan pehchaan hogayi Sudha family se, ab jab Dheeraj ko pata chala ki uske Best Friend Nikhil ko apni Factory suru karni hai or permission nahi mill rahi toh woh Nikhil ko leke Apni maa Sudha k pass pohancha ab obviously Sudha shyaani hai usko isme kai opportunities dikhi First paisa second itani badi industry mein uska naam and third and most importantly usse mila moka bhai kaa naam kharaab karwaane kaa bus fir kya tha khussi - 2 raaji hogayi woh toh ussne pehle toh jagah dekhi apne area mein, usse laalachi log caahiye they jinse woh jameen khareed shake or wohlog bhai se jyaada paise ko maane or wahi hua usse jagah milli apne he Ragho village mein wahaan usse aisa laalachi insaan mill gaya jiski khudki 50 acre jameen thi wahaan ab Sudha ne market se kaafi jyaada rate promise kiya usko or woh turant maan gaya usko manaake Sudha ne ab karwaaya permission ka jugaad itani badi factory ki permission bade bade businessmans ko nahi milti lekin jab ek Cabinet minister aapke sath ho toh kya kuch nahi ho shakta Sudha ne permission bhi jugaad lee and Nikhil ko bola gaya ki sab kuch asap start karna hai then unhone raaton raat jameen khareedi architects, workers, labor and building materials and baaki sab kaa jugaad raaton raat hua and bam subah ko kaam suru.. Then bhai kaa accident hua or unhe mila ek or moka then in kuch dinon mein kaam din raat chala and gaon waale bechare chakkar kaat rahe ab..

Main-Don't worry ab nahi kaatenge..

Mangal - Bc kya karne waala hai tu??

Main - Wait and Watch Mangal wait and watch..

Continued..

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[AP 316]

Update-21(The King Of North India)

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21


Deva-Ok So sab clear hai Sudha ka connection bhi ab suno kuch baatein dhyaan rakho, first sab kuch chup chaap karna hai befaltu attention nahi caahiye mujhe then Sudha k alawa kissi or Minister ki taraf dekhna bhi nahi samjhe?? Or kuch bhi excessive nahi karna sabkuch soch samjhke plan karke he karna hai...


Main-Tension matt lo bhai. I got you....


Gupta - Ye file kardun live bhai??


Deva-Arrey haan laao sign kardeta hun main..


Main-Kya hai ye??


Mangal- Ye ek single paper tujhe North India kaa sabse powerful insaan banane waala hai..


Main-No.. No no..


Main samjh gaya ki bhai ne mujhe temporary "PARTY PRESIDENT" banaaya hai yaani khudki post mujhe di hai.. And yes ye post North India ki sabse powerful post hai States level par by far... Ye post kai states ko apne niche rakhti hai. Or jo iss post par baithega woh Full flown North India kaa sabse powerful person hoga..


Main-Hell fucking no. Bhai main aapki chair k uppar takk nahi baitha toh aapki post lena toh durr ki baat hai..


Deva-Abe pagal hai kya tu aisa kuch nahi hai jo mera hai woh tum sabka hai..


Main-Yeah yeah but still, main saari responsibilities sambhaal lunga ye post kaa bojh matt do mujhe..


Deva-Bina iss post k responsibilities puri nahi ho paaengi AP samajha kar..


Main-Bhai aapne apni puri jindagi lagaai hai ye kamaane mein main aise he nahi le shakta..


Deva-Abe ye sab, kuch din k liye he toh hai.. Samjha kar tu.. Main theek hojaaunga tab waapis kardena mujhe..


Main-Still bhai, i can't fill your shoes not at all.. Nope.. Itani attention main nahi seh shakta..


Deva-Abe sun clear mind se soch dekh Sudha Chaudhary se panga leraha hai tu samjha, iss post k bina tujhe muskill hogi, i know tu AP hai and all but still woh cabinet minister hai samjha..Or dikkat kya hai iss post ki saari responsibilities tu already sambhaal he raha hai kal se..


Main-Lekin still bhai..


Deva-Shut up ye dialoguebaaji matt kar dimaag se soch.. Or main already apna decision le chuka hun.. Tu ye post or iske sath sath aane waali harr achi buri cheej le ga or ye ek order hai.. Samjha..Teri itani baat maanli maine ab tujhe bhi maanani padegi.. As simple as that..


Main-Ok.. Ok.. As you say.. Lekin dhyaan rahe only temporarily.. Nothing else..


Deva-Yep 1000%..jabtak main nahi aajaata public mein..


Main-Ok deal..


Deva-Gupta ji Party headoffice, media, senior leaders and sab newspapers mein bhejdo..


Guptaji- 5 minutes only bhai..


Bhenchod gand marne waali thi abtoh, kyunki ab main naa keval north India kaa sabse powerful banda tha balki iske sath sath main sabse popular cehra tha sabki najar mere uppar he rehne waali thi, lekin bhai ka point sahi tha woh cabinet minister hai toh uske liye raajneeti mein mujhe bhi uttarna he padega.. Unofficially he sahi lekin..


Idhar mera breakfast finish hua or Gupta ji ne woh paper live kardiya..


Deva-Apna phone silent karle..


Main-Kyun?.??


Deva-Trust me..


Maine apna phone silent kiya or udhar bhai ne TV on kiya..


Deva-Abeer teri babhi ko bula toh..


Abeer andar se babhi Ko bulaake laaya..


Babhi - Maan gaya??


Main-Yeah..


Babhi - Shabbas..


Deva-Teri he friend kaa channel lagata hun..


Ye bolke bhai ne Sudha Chaudhary kaa he news channel laga diya jispe koi mobile ki add chal rahi thi..


Main-Yelog bhenchod ads he chalaatey rehtey hain..


Deva-Nahi chalaaenge... 3....2....1


Ab woh ad bichmein he khatam hui or seedha live section chaalu hogaya woh Sudha Chaudhary ki londiya maano bichmein kahin se bhaag k aai ho aise aake baithi camera k saamne...


Shreya-Good Morning, ye segment koi planned segment nahi tha lekin humein majburan aapke saamne aana padda kyunki khabar he aisi hai, naa keval haryana k liye balki pure Uttar Bhaarat k liye ye ek bahot he badi khabbar hai, haal he mein aai sabse badi khabbar keh shaktey hain humlog isse.. Uttar Bharat ki sabse badi political party Bhartiya Lok Dal k President, sorry purav president Deva Singh ji ne ek shocking ghosna kartey hue Bhartiya Lok Dal(BLD) ka president padd apne chote bhai or Haryana k caheetey Ankit Singh K naam kardiya hai.. Ji haan sahi suna aapne toh Bhartiya Lok Dal(BLD) k new president Ankit Singh yaa AP hain.. Ye ek shocking news hum aapke saamne leke aarahe hain, ye pehle se he saaf tha ki Deva ji jo haal he mein hue accident se ubhar rahe hain woh kuch hafte bed rest par he rahenge lekin ye kissi ne bhi nahi socha tha ki iss bich woh apni post bhi AP ko dedenge.. Sutron ki maane toh Iss post ko Uttar Bharat ki RAAJGADDI kaha jaata hai, uttar bharat k jyaadatar logon ki maane toh unke liye PM bhi Deva ji hain or CM bhi wahi hain yaani Uttar Bhaarat mein BLD kaa he raaj raha hai or ab uss Raajgaddi par AP ko baithaaya gaya hai, AP jo haal he mein haryana waapis lottey they ek bahot he bade terroristic plot ko khatam karke, unke liye ye ek or khuskhabri hai.. Humaare experts isko Deva ji kaa masterstrock keh rahe hain, unke anushaar ye sab Deva ji aage k elections ko dhyaan mein dekhtey hue he kar rahe hain kyunki ye hum sabko maalum hai ki AP filhaal mein Uttar Bharat k sabse mashoor shaks hain or unke dawaara haal he mein kiye gaye heroic mission k baad toh unhe Uttar Bharat k logon ne sirr aankhon par baitha liya hai unke swagat ki gunnj se pura Uttar Bhaarat hill gaya tha or ab Deva ji k ye nirnay lene k baad toh Uttar Bharat k opposition se leke Bharat ki Sarkaar takk hill jaane waali hai. Dekhne waali baat ye hai ki AP ab ye jimedaari ko kiss parkaar se nibhaatey hain kyunki Logon k liye Deva ji se uppar koi hai nahi toh kya AP iss jimedaari ko bakhoobi nibha paaenge yaa nahi ye dekhne waali baat hogi.. Media mein releases letter ki maane toh ye badlav permanent nahi hai lekin jo bhi hai filhaal uttar bharat ki chaabi AP k pass hai..


Bhai ne tv bandh kiya.. Kyunki idhar Abeer, Rishi Mangal or Guptaji sabke phones ek ek karke bajj rahe they..


Main-Nice bhai nice..


Deva-Ye sab tere liye he aarahe hain calls.. Congratulate karne k liye..


Maine apna phone dekha toh bhenchod itani derr mein saikdon messages whatsapp or simple text mein aachuke they and phones toh aaye he jaa rahe they..


Main-Holy fuck..


Deva-Don't worry kal tak aise he rahega.. Or haan agar kahin bahaar jaana hai toh piche k gate se chale jaao kyunki media or public baadmein jaane nahi degi..


Main-What the fuck iss happening..


Deva-Arrey Bhai North India Kaa King bana hai tu halwa thodi hai..


Continued..

 

[AP 316]

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[Rajesh]

Update-21(The King Of North India)

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21


Deva-Ok So sab clear hai Sudha ka connection bhi ab suno kuch baatein dhyaan rakho, first sab kuch chup chaap karna hai befaltu attention nahi caahiye mujhe then Sudha k alawa kissi or Minister ki taraf dekhna bhi nahi samjhe?? Or kuch bhi excessive nahi karna sabkuch soch samjhke plan karke he karna hai...


Main-Tension matt lo bhai. I got you....


Gupta - Ye file kardun live bhai??


Deva-Arrey haan laao sign kardeta hun main..


Main-Kya hai ye??


Mangal- Ye ek single paper tujhe North India kaa sabse powerful insaan banane waala hai..


Main-No.. No no..


Main samjh gaya ki bhai ne mujhe temporary "PARTY PRESIDENT" banaaya hai yaani khudki post mujhe di hai.. And yes ye post North India ki sabse powerful post hai States level par by far... Ye post kai states ko apne niche rakhti hai. Or jo iss post par baithega woh Full flown North India kaa sabse powerful person hoga..


Main-Hell fucking no. Bhai main aapki chair k uppar takk nahi baitha toh aapki post lena toh durr ki baat hai..


Deva-Abe pagal hai kya tu aisa kuch nahi hai jo mera hai woh tum sabka hai..


Main-Yeah yeah but still, main saari responsibilities sambhaal lunga ye post kaa bojh matt do mujhe..


Deva-Bina iss post k responsibilities puri nahi ho paaengi AP samajha kar..


Main-Bhai aapne apni puri jindagi lagaai hai ye kamaane mein main aise he nahi le shakta..


Deva-Abe ye sab, kuch din k liye he toh hai.. Samjha kar tu.. Main theek hojaaunga tab waapis kardena mujhe..


Main-Still bhai, i can't fill your shoes not at all.. Nope.. Itani attention main nahi seh shakta..


Deva-Abe sun clear mind se soch dekh Sudha Chaudhary se panga leraha hai tu samjha, iss post k bina tujhe muskill hogi, i know tu AP hai and all but still woh cabinet minister hai samjha..Or dikkat kya hai iss post ki saari responsibilities tu already sambhaal he raha hai kal se..


Main-Lekin still bhai..


Deva-Shut up ye dialoguebaaji matt kar dimaag se soch.. Or main already apna decision le chuka hun.. Tu ye post or iske sath sath aane waali harr achi buri cheej le ga or ye ek order hai.. Samjha..Teri itani baat maanli maine ab tujhe bhi maanani padegi.. As simple as that..


Main-Ok.. Ok.. As you say.. Lekin dhyaan rahe only temporarily.. Nothing else..


Deva-Yep 1000%..jabtak main nahi aajaata public mein..


Main-Ok deal..


Deva-Gupta ji Party headoffice, media, senior leaders and sab newspapers mein bhejdo..


Guptaji- 5 minutes only bhai..


Bhenchod gand marne waali thi abtoh, kyunki ab main naa keval north India kaa sabse powerful banda tha balki iske sath sath main sabse popular cehra tha sabki najar mere uppar he rehne waali thi, lekin bhai ka point sahi tha woh cabinet minister hai toh uske liye raajneeti mein mujhe bhi uttarna he padega.. Unofficially he sahi lekin..


Idhar mera breakfast finish hua or Gupta ji ne woh paper live kardiya..


Deva-Apna phone silent karle..


Main-Kyun?.??


Deva-Trust me..


Maine apna phone silent kiya or udhar bhai ne TV on kiya..


Deva-Abeer teri babhi ko bula toh..


Abeer andar se babhi Ko bulaake laaya..


Babhi - Maan gaya??


Main-Yeah..


Babhi - Shabbas..


Deva-Teri he friend kaa channel lagata hun..


Ye bolke bhai ne Sudha Chaudhary kaa he news channel laga diya jispe koi mobile ki add chal rahi thi..


Main-Yelog bhenchod ads he chalaatey rehtey hain..


Deva-Nahi chalaaenge... 3....2....1


Ab woh ad bichmein he khatam hui or seedha live section chaalu hogaya woh Sudha Chaudhary ki londiya maano bichmein kahin se bhaag k aai ho aise aake baithi camera k saamne...


Shreya-Good Morning, ye segment koi planned segment nahi tha lekin humein majburan aapke saamne aana padda kyunki khabar he aisi hai, naa keval haryana k liye balki pure Uttar Bhaarat k liye ye ek bahot he badi khabbar hai, haal he mein aai sabse badi khabbar keh shaktey hain humlog isse.. Uttar Bharat ki sabse badi political party Bhartiya Lok Dal k President, sorry purav president Deva Singh ji ne ek shocking ghosna kartey hue Bhartiya Lok Dal(BLD) ka president padd apne chote bhai or Haryana k caheetey Ankit Singh K naam kardiya hai.. Ji haan sahi suna aapne toh Bhartiya Lok Dal(BLD) k new president Ankit Singh yaa AP hain.. Ye ek shocking news hum aapke saamne leke aarahe hain, ye pehle se he saaf tha ki Deva ji jo haal he mein hue accident se ubhar rahe hain woh kuch hafte bed rest par he rahenge lekin ye kissi ne bhi nahi socha tha ki iss bich woh apni post bhi AP ko dedenge.. Sutron ki maane toh Iss post ko Uttar Bharat ki RAAJGADDI kaha jaata hai, uttar bharat k jyaadatar logon ki maane toh unke liye PM bhi Deva ji hain or CM bhi wahi hain yaani Uttar Bhaarat mein BLD kaa he raaj raha hai or ab uss Raajgaddi par AP ko baithaaya gaya hai, AP jo haal he mein haryana waapis lottey they ek bahot he bade terroristic plot ko khatam karke, unke liye ye ek or khuskhabri hai.. Humaare experts isko Deva ji kaa masterstrock keh rahe hain, unke anushaar ye sab Deva ji aage k elections ko dhyaan mein dekhtey hue he kar rahe hain kyunki ye hum sabko maalum hai ki AP filhaal mein Uttar Bharat k sabse mashoor shaks hain or unke dawaara haal he mein kiye gaye heroic mission k baad toh unhe Uttar Bharat k logon ne sirr aankhon par baitha liya hai unke swagat ki gunnj se pura Uttar Bhaarat hill gaya tha or ab Deva ji k ye nirnay lene k baad toh Uttar Bharat k opposition se leke Bharat ki Sarkaar takk hill jaane waali hai. Dekhne waali baat ye hai ki AP ab ye jimedaari ko kiss parkaar se nibhaatey hain kyunki Logon k liye Deva ji se uppar koi hai nahi toh kya AP iss jimedaari ko bakhoobi nibha paaenge yaa nahi ye dekhne waali baat hogi.. Media mein releases letter ki maane toh ye badlav permanent nahi hai lekin jo bhi hai filhaal uttar bharat ki chaabi AP k pass hai..


Bhai ne tv bandh kiya.. Kyunki idhar Abeer, Rishi Mangal or Guptaji sabke phones ek ek karke bajj rahe they..


Main-Nice bhai nice..


Deva-Ye sab tere liye he aarahe hain calls.. Congratulate karne k liye..


Maine apna phone dekha toh bhenchod itani derr mein saikdon messages whatsapp or simple text mein aachuke they and phones toh aaye he jaa rahe they..


Main-Holy fuck..


Deva-Don't worry kal tak aise he rahega.. Or haan agar kahin bahaar jaana hai toh piche k gate se chale jaao kyunki media or public baadmein jaane nahi degi..


Main-What the fuck iss happening..


Deva-Arrey Bhai North India Kaa King bana hai tu halwa thodi hai..


Continued..

Fantastic update bro maza aa gaya

 

[Sweetkaran]

Update-21(The King Of North India)

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21


Deva-Ok So sab clear hai Sudha ka connection bhi ab suno kuch baatein dhyaan rakho, first sab kuch chup chaap karna hai befaltu attention nahi caahiye mujhe then Sudha k alawa kissi or Minister ki taraf dekhna bhi nahi samjhe?? Or kuch bhi excessive nahi karna sabkuch soch samjhke plan karke he karna hai...


Main-Tension matt lo bhai. I got you....


Gupta - Ye file kardun live bhai??


Deva-Arrey haan laao sign kardeta hun main..


Main-Kya hai ye??


Mangal- Ye ek single paper tujhe North India kaa sabse powerful insaan banane waala hai..


Main-No.. No no..


Main samjh gaya ki bhai ne mujhe temporary "PARTY PRESIDENT" banaaya hai yaani khudki post mujhe di hai.. And yes ye post North India ki sabse powerful post hai States level par by far... Ye post kai states ko apne niche rakhti hai. Or jo iss post par baithega woh Full flown North India kaa sabse powerful person hoga..


Main-Hell fucking no. Bhai main aapki chair k uppar takk nahi baitha toh aapki post lena toh durr ki baat hai..


Deva-Abe pagal hai kya tu aisa kuch nahi hai jo mera hai woh tum sabka hai..


Main-Yeah yeah but still, main saari responsibilities sambhaal lunga ye post kaa bojh matt do mujhe..


Deva-Bina iss post k responsibilities puri nahi ho paaengi AP samajha kar..


Main-Bhai aapne apni puri jindagi lagaai hai ye kamaane mein main aise he nahi le shakta..


Deva-Abe ye sab, kuch din k liye he toh hai.. Samjha kar tu.. Main theek hojaaunga tab waapis kardena mujhe..


Main-Still bhai, i can't fill your shoes not at all.. Nope.. Itani attention main nahi seh shakta..


Deva-Abe sun clear mind se soch dekh Sudha Chaudhary se panga leraha hai tu samjha, iss post k bina tujhe muskill hogi, i know tu AP hai and all but still woh cabinet minister hai samjha..Or dikkat kya hai iss post ki saari responsibilities tu already sambhaal he raha hai kal se..


Main-Lekin still bhai..


Deva-Shut up ye dialoguebaaji matt kar dimaag se soch.. Or main already apna decision le chuka hun.. Tu ye post or iske sath sath aane waali harr achi buri cheej le ga or ye ek order hai.. Samjha..Teri itani baat maanli maine ab tujhe bhi maanani padegi.. As simple as that..


Main-Ok.. Ok.. As you say.. Lekin dhyaan rahe only temporarily.. Nothing else..


Deva-Yep 1000%..jabtak main nahi aajaata public mein..


Main-Ok deal..


Deva-Gupta ji Party headoffice, media, senior leaders and sab newspapers mein bhejdo..


Guptaji- 5 minutes only bhai..


Bhenchod gand marne waali thi abtoh, kyunki ab main naa keval north India kaa sabse powerful banda tha balki iske sath sath main sabse popular cehra tha sabki najar mere uppar he rehne waali thi, lekin bhai ka point sahi tha woh cabinet minister hai toh uske liye raajneeti mein mujhe bhi uttarna he padega.. Unofficially he sahi lekin..


Idhar mera breakfast finish hua or Gupta ji ne woh paper live kardiya..


Deva-Apna phone silent karle..


Main-Kyun?.??


Deva-Trust me..


Maine apna phone silent kiya or udhar bhai ne TV on kiya..


Deva-Abeer teri babhi ko bula toh..


Abeer andar se babhi Ko bulaake laaya..


Babhi - Maan gaya??


Main-Yeah..


Babhi - Shabbas..


Deva-Teri he friend kaa channel lagata hun..


Ye bolke bhai ne Sudha Chaudhary kaa he news channel laga diya jispe koi mobile ki add chal rahi thi..


Main-Yelog bhenchod ads he chalaatey rehtey hain..


Deva-Nahi chalaaenge... 3....2....1


Ab woh ad bichmein he khatam hui or seedha live section chaalu hogaya woh Sudha Chaudhary ki londiya maano bichmein kahin se bhaag k aai ho aise aake baithi camera k saamne...


Shreya-Good Morning, ye segment koi planned segment nahi tha lekin humein majburan aapke saamne aana padda kyunki khabar he aisi hai, naa keval haryana k liye balki pure Uttar Bhaarat k liye ye ek bahot he badi khabbar hai, haal he mein aai sabse badi khabbar keh shaktey hain humlog isse.. Uttar Bharat ki sabse badi political party Bhartiya Lok Dal k President, sorry purav president Deva Singh ji ne ek shocking ghosna kartey hue Bhartiya Lok Dal(BLD) ka president padd apne chote bhai or Haryana k caheetey Ankit Singh K naam kardiya hai.. Ji haan sahi suna aapne toh Bhartiya Lok Dal(BLD) k new president Ankit Singh yaa AP hain.. Ye ek shocking news hum aapke saamne leke aarahe hain, ye pehle se he saaf tha ki Deva ji jo haal he mein hue accident se ubhar rahe hain woh kuch hafte bed rest par he rahenge lekin ye kissi ne bhi nahi socha tha ki iss bich woh apni post bhi AP ko dedenge.. Sutron ki maane toh Iss post ko Uttar Bharat ki RAAJGADDI kaha jaata hai, uttar bharat k jyaadatar logon ki maane toh unke liye PM bhi Deva ji hain or CM bhi wahi hain yaani Uttar Bhaarat mein BLD kaa he raaj raha hai or ab uss Raajgaddi par AP ko baithaaya gaya hai, AP jo haal he mein haryana waapis lottey they ek bahot he bade terroristic plot ko khatam karke, unke liye ye ek or khuskhabri hai.. Humaare experts isko Deva ji kaa masterstrock keh rahe hain, unke anushaar ye sab Deva ji aage k elections ko dhyaan mein dekhtey hue he kar rahe hain kyunki ye hum sabko maalum hai ki AP filhaal mein Uttar Bharat k sabse mashoor shaks hain or unke dawaara haal he mein kiye gaye heroic mission k baad toh unhe Uttar Bharat k logon ne sirr aankhon par baitha liya hai unke swagat ki gunnj se pura Uttar Bhaarat hill gaya tha or ab Deva ji k ye nirnay lene k baad toh Uttar Bharat k opposition se leke Bharat ki Sarkaar takk hill jaane waali hai. Dekhne waali baat ye hai ki AP ab ye jimedaari ko kiss parkaar se nibhaatey hain kyunki Logon k liye Deva ji se uppar koi hai nahi toh kya AP iss jimedaari ko bakhoobi nibha paaenge yaa nahi ye dekhne waali baat hogi.. Media mein releases letter ki maane toh ye badlav permanent nahi hai lekin jo bhi hai filhaal uttar bharat ki chaabi AP k pass hai..


Bhai ne tv bandh kiya.. Kyunki idhar Abeer, Rishi Mangal or Guptaji sabke phones ek ek karke bajj rahe they..


Main-Nice bhai nice..


Deva-Ye sab tere liye he aarahe hain calls.. Congratulate karne k liye..


Maine apna phone dekha toh bhenchod itani derr mein saikdon messages whatsapp or simple text mein aachuke they and phones toh aaye he jaa rahe they..


Main-Holy fuck..


Deva-Don't worry kal tak aise he rahega.. Or haan agar kahin bahaar jaana hai toh piche k gate se chale jaao kyunki media or public baadmein jaane nahi degi..


Main-What the fuck iss happening..


Deva-Arrey Bhai North India Kaa King bana hai tu halwa thodi hai..


Continued..

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Deva-Ok So sab clear hai Sudha ka connection bhi ab suno kuch baatein dhyaan rakho, first sab kuch chup chaap karna hai befaltu attention nahi caahiye mujhe then Sudha k alawa kissi or Minister ki taraf dekhna bhi nahi samjhe?? Or kuch bhi excessive nahi karna sabkuch soch samjhke plan karke he karna hai...


Main-Tension matt lo bhai. I got you....


Gupta - Ye file kardun live bhai??


Deva-Arrey haan laao sign kardeta hun main..


Main-Kya hai ye??


Mangal- Ye ek single paper tujhe North India kaa sabse powerful insaan banane waala hai..


Main-No.. No no..


Main samjh gaya ki bhai ne mujhe temporary "PARTY PRESIDENT" banaaya hai yaani khudki post mujhe di hai.. And yes ye post North India ki sabse powerful post hai States level par by far... Ye post kai states ko apne niche rakhti hai. Or jo iss post par baithega woh Full flown North India kaa sabse powerful person hoga..


Main-Hell fucking no. Bhai main aapki chair k uppar takk nahi baitha toh aapki post lena toh durr ki baat hai..


Deva-Abe pagal hai kya tu aisa kuch nahi hai jo mera hai woh tum sabka hai..


Main-Yeah yeah but still, main saari responsibilities sambhaal lunga ye post kaa bojh matt do mujhe..


Deva-Bina iss post k responsibilities puri nahi ho paaengi AP samajha kar..


Main-Bhai aapne apni puri jindagi lagaai hai ye kamaane mein main aise he nahi le shakta..


Deva-Abe ye sab, kuch din k liye he toh hai.. Samjha kar tu.. Main theek hojaaunga tab waapis kardena mujhe..


Main-Still bhai, i can't fill your shoes not at all.. Nope.. Itani attention main nahi seh shakta..


Deva-Abe sun clear mind se soch dekh Sudha Chaudhary se panga leraha hai tu samjha, iss post k bina tujhe muskill hogi, i know tu AP hai and all but still woh cabinet minister hai samjha..Or dikkat kya hai iss post ki saari responsibilities tu already sambhaal he raha hai kal se..


Main-Lekin still bhai..


Deva-Shut up ye dialoguebaaji matt kar dimaag se soch.. Or main already apna decision le chuka hun.. Tu ye post or iske sath sath aane waali harr achi buri cheej le ga or ye ek order hai.. Samjha..Teri itani baat maanli maine ab tujhe bhi maanani padegi.. As simple as that..


Main-Ok.. Ok.. As you say.. Lekin dhyaan rahe only temporarily.. Nothing else..


Deva-Yep 1000%..jabtak main nahi aajaata public mein..


Main-Ok deal..


Deva-Gupta ji Party headoffice, media, senior leaders and sab newspapers mein bhejdo..


Guptaji- 5 minutes only bhai..


Bhenchod gand marne waali thi abtoh, kyunki ab main naa keval north India kaa sabse powerful banda tha balki iske sath sath main sabse popular cehra tha sabki najar mere uppar he rehne waali thi, lekin bhai ka point sahi tha woh cabinet minister hai toh uske liye raajneeti mein mujhe bhi uttarna he padega.. Unofficially he sahi lekin..


Idhar mera breakfast finish hua or Gupta ji ne woh paper live kardiya..


Deva-Apna phone silent karle..


Main-Kyun?.??


Deva-Trust me..


Maine apna phone silent kiya or udhar bhai ne TV on kiya..


Deva-Abeer teri babhi ko bula toh..


Abeer andar se babhi Ko bulaake laaya..


Babhi - Maan gaya??


Main-Yeah..


Babhi - Shabbas..


Deva-Teri he friend kaa channel lagata hun..


Ye bolke bhai ne Sudha Chaudhary kaa he news channel laga diya jispe koi mobile ki add chal rahi thi..


Main-Yelog bhenchod ads he chalaatey rehtey hain..


Deva-Nahi chalaaenge... 3....2....1


Ab woh ad bichmein he khatam hui or seedha live section chaalu hogaya woh Sudha Chaudhary ki londiya maano bichmein kahin se bhaag k aai ho aise aake baithi camera k saamne...


Shreya-Good Morning, ye segment koi planned segment nahi tha lekin humein majburan aapke saamne aana padda kyunki khabar he aisi hai, naa keval haryana k liye balki pure Uttar Bhaarat k liye ye ek bahot he badi khabbar hai, haal he mein aai sabse badi khabbar keh shaktey hain humlog isse.. Uttar Bharat ki sabse badi political party Bhartiya Lok Dal k President, sorry purav president Deva Singh ji ne ek shocking ghosna kartey hue Bhartiya Lok Dal(BLD) ka president padd apne chote bhai or Haryana k caheetey Ankit Singh K naam kardiya hai.. Ji haan sahi suna aapne toh Bhartiya Lok Dal(BLD) k new president Ankit Singh yaa AP hain.. Ye ek shocking news hum aapke saamne leke aarahe hain, ye pehle se he saaf tha ki Deva ji jo haal he mein hue accident se ubhar rahe hain woh kuch hafte bed rest par he rahenge lekin ye kissi ne bhi nahi socha tha ki iss bich woh apni post bhi AP ko dedenge.. Sutron ki maane toh Iss post ko Uttar Bharat ki RAAJGADDI kaha jaata hai, uttar bharat k jyaadatar logon ki maane toh unke liye PM bhi Deva ji hain or CM bhi wahi hain yaani Uttar Bhaarat mein BLD kaa he raaj raha hai or ab uss Raajgaddi par AP ko baithaaya gaya hai, AP jo haal he mein haryana waapis lottey they ek bahot he bade terroristic plot ko khatam karke, unke liye ye ek or khuskhabri hai.. Humaare experts isko Deva ji kaa masterstrock keh rahe hain, unke anushaar ye sab Deva ji aage k elections ko dhyaan mein dekhtey hue he kar rahe hain kyunki ye hum sabko maalum hai ki AP filhaal mein Uttar Bharat k sabse mashoor shaks hain or unke dawaara haal he mein kiye gaye heroic mission k baad toh unhe Uttar Bharat k logon ne sirr aankhon par baitha liya hai unke swagat ki gunnj se pura Uttar Bhaarat hill gaya tha or ab Deva ji k ye nirnay lene k baad toh Uttar Bharat k opposition se leke Bharat ki Sarkaar takk hill jaane waali hai. Dekhne waali baat ye hai ki AP ab ye jimedaari ko kiss parkaar se nibhaatey hain kyunki Logon k liye Deva ji se uppar koi hai nahi toh kya AP iss jimedaari ko bakhoobi nibha paaenge yaa nahi ye dekhne waali baat hogi.. Media mein releases letter ki maane toh ye badlav permanent nahi hai lekin jo bhi hai filhaal uttar bharat ki chaabi AP k pass hai..


Bhai ne tv bandh kiya.. Kyunki idhar Abeer, Rishi Mangal or Guptaji sabke phones ek ek karke bajj rahe they..


Main-Nice bhai nice..


Deva-Ye sab tere liye he aarahe hain calls.. Congratulate karne k liye..


Maine apna phone dekha toh bhenchod itani derr mein saikdon messages whatsapp or simple text mein aachuke they and phones toh aaye he jaa rahe they..


Main-Holy fuck..


Deva-Don't worry kal tak aise he rahega.. Or haan agar kahin bahaar jaana hai toh piche k gate se chale jaao kyunki media or public baadmein jaane nahi degi..


Main-What the fuck iss happening..


Deva-Arrey Bhai North India Kaa King bana hai tu halwa thodi hai..


Continued..

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