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Guys as you all know main jald he waapsi karne waala hun story pe but i need some help from you guys, itane din baad likhna thoda complicated hota hai kyunki itane din loop se bahaar tha main so agar tumlog Mein se koi free hai toh mujhe iss part ka ek overview chaahiye like pehle update se 281 update takk ka keval is part ka. Karna keval ye hai ki harr 30 Updates ka ek overview banao ki 1 se 30 updates k bich ye ye hua mota mota jo main cheejein hui hain unke baare Mein likho and then 30 se 60 Mein ye hua or aage 281 takk(keval iss part k baaki stories k nahi chahiye mujhe) . Agar koi ye kar lega toh mujhe thodi aasaani hogi likhne mein and main jaldi likh paaunga. Agar koi ye karna chaahta hai toh mujhe message karo Personal and batao mujhe ASAP, yahaan story pe post nahi karna only in messages. Thanks in advance..
 
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Update-12(Nidhi Pandey)
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12


Mera or Anaa kaa hug tutta ek gaadi ki awaaj se bahaar se koi gaadi aai main or Anaa raaste se hattey..


Anaa-Ok AP I'll see you tomorrow, let time decide the next step in our relationship..


Main-Sure.. Good bye..


Anaa-Bye AP ..


Ye bolke main wahaan se bahaar nikala and seedha guffa mein aaya...


Sam-What??


Main-I did it..


Sam-Really??


Main-Yep..


Rohit - Great. That's what's up..


Main - She still wants to continue..


Ravi-Badhiya bc badhiya..


Main-Gajab.. Chalein ghar??


Ravi-Yeah bc pura din yahin nikaal diya..Babhi kaa message aaya hai koi kaam hai ho shake toh jaldi aana..


Main-Koi kaam naa haibe woh Meenu ki family se milwa rahi hogi..


Ravi-true..


Humlog khaddey hue and parking mein aaye driving ki baari Sam ki thi woh aaya and humlog wahaan se bahaar nikale..


Ravi-Jaa cigarettes leke aa toh..


Main-Bhosdk abhi ek dabi leke aaya tha uska kya hua??


Ravi-Woh wahin reh gayi andar..


Main-Paise nahi hain mere pass, pichli k bhi Rohit ne diye they..


Ravi-Le mere phone se kar aa jaa..


Main-Bhosdike kuch jyada he order nahi chala raha hai..


Ravi-Please..


Main-Bhakk uttarke jaa bhosdk..Ab nahi laaunga..


Ravi-Gand marra peelaunga bhi nahi fir..


Main-Peeni hai bhi nahi..


Ravi uttara gaadi se cigarette lene gaya..


Sam-Bhenchod kya gaadi leke aaya haibe tu this thing is crazy yaar crazy..


Main-I know bc, it's fucking lit..


Humlog apni baaton mein busy they ki ek uncle aaya or mujhe sisha niche karne ko bola maine kiya..


Main-Ji uncle..


Uncle - Beta woh phone hai tumhaare liye woh STD par..


Main-Mere liye??


Uncle - Haan..


Bhenchod ye kon aagaya but jo bhi tha 1000% acha toh kuch nahi ho shakta tha.. Koi najar rakhe hue hai matlab.. Interesting.. Main gaadi se niche uttara or STD jo 10 kadam durr thi uspar aaya phone hold par tha maine uthaaya..


Main-Hello.. Who is this??


Ab saamne se kissi Female ki awaaj aai..


Ladki-Well well well finally tumne phone uthaaya..


Main-The fuck do you mean finally? Mera phone nahi hai ye STD hai yahin galle par thode baithta hun bc main..


Ladki-Nahi ek baar or college se bahaar aaye they tum cigarettes lene tab bhi try kiya tha maine tab tum jaldi nikal gaye..


Main-Whatever tum kon,? Kya caahiye? Kyun caahiye?? Jaldi se bolo like 1000 ki speed se..


Ladki-Well myself Nidhi Singh..


Main-Nidhi, nidhi.. Hmmm. Oh! Pankaj Pandey ki beti..


Nidhi - Exactly..


Main-Tumhe kya cahiye??


Nidhi - Well for starters toh tum he caahiye..


Main-Ye aise double meaning baatein nahi karne kaa, galat matlab nikalta hai..


Nidhi - Tum caahiye matlab...


Main-Matlab pata hai mujhe.. Toh bahaar se phone kyun kar rahi hai aaja Haryana main toh yahin hun..


Nidhi - Tumhe kaise pata main Haryana mein nahi hun..


Main-Because i am smart..


Nidhi - Mujhe Tumhaari ek ek movement kaa pata hai toh yahaan bhi toh ho shakti hun..


Main-Woh toh tere bandey najar rakhe hue hain unhone bataya, Black Thar, tinted windows.. Tere uppar pehla ehsaan karta hun chal nahi maarunga abhi unko but doobara dikhe toh fir Rest In Peace hojaenge.


Nidhi-You are smart i give you that..


Main-Yeah so haryana aake baat karna..


Nidhi - Aaake kya karungi haryana, tum khud he dhyaan nahi doge abhi toh.. Shaadi mein jo busy hone waale ho.. Mujhe bada sad feel hua, mujhe laga tha tum aatey he mere yaa Sahil k piche jaaoge lekin ulta tum toh Enjoyment mein lag gaye, this is pure disrespect AP, iska matlab toh tum kuch samajhtey he nahi mujhe..


Main-Yeah kind of..


Nidhi - Ab dekho meri duty hai tumhe The End karna or mere hotey hue tum shaadi enjoy karo ye ho he nahi shakta..


Main-Dekh main tujhe sabse pehli baat batata hun jo main apne harr enemy ko batata hun, mere piche aaoge toh maardunga lekin agar meri family k piche jaaoge toh woh moutt dunga ki marrne k baad bhi mere naam se darogi.. Samjhi?


Nidhi-Kissne kaha main tumhari family k piche jaungi.. But still I'll make sure mere hotey koi enjoyment naa mille tumhe..


Main-Setting ye haryana hai yahaan log sans letey - 2 enjoyment le letey hain. Or rahi baat mujhe rokne ki toh, yeah jiss din mere radar mein aagayi ussi din thokdi jaaogi.. Ye ladka ladki mein main koi farak nahi karta moutt sabko baraabar he deta hun. Or tu toh kaam bhi aise kar rahi hai maine suna hai tujhe Namit kaa drugs business sambhaalne k orders mille hain.. Chee chee..


Nidhi-Well it's not my choice as you said mujhe orders mille hain.. Personally i hate this business, too much risks you know, lekin mujhe koi kaam dey toh main piche nahi hattungi, issliye I'll make sure Namit jo nahi kar paaya woh main karun.. Fir dekhtey hain aage kya hota hai..


Main-Oh mujhe already pata hai fir kya hota hai, fir main tujhe thok dunga, fir tera bhai aaega gusse se laal peela hoke then usko thokdunga then tera baap aaega then usko thokdunga toh Sanjay kaa next banda aaega and so and so on chalta rahega main rukkunga tab jab Sanjay ki khopdi mein goli daag dunga..


Nidhi - Impossible.. ..


Main-Yeah yeah woh tera dusara bhai bhi yahi sochta tha kya naam tha uska oh yeah Arjun Pandey usko bhi kutte ki mout maara maine..


Nidhi - Don't care about him..


Main-Yeah uski care hoti toh aise mujhe meethi-2 dhamki nahi de rahi hoti..


Nidhi - Ye meethi dhamki kaa result dekhoge tum soon, bhalla bhai ki shaadi hai tumhaare..


Main-Fuck you and fuck your dhamki..


Call disconnected..


Maine phone rakha or waapis gaadi mein aaya, bhenchod pata tha mujhe kuch acha toh nahi ho shakta.. Maadarchod ye alag he dhamki deke gayi hai karegi kya ye naa maalum mujhe bc.. Meri family ko kuch nahi karegi mujhe kuch kar nahi shakti or kya kar legi bhenchod.. Humaara book kiye hue DJ waale ko kidnap karegi kya maadarchod Zee tv waale tv serials mein hota jaise? YE SHAADI MAIN NAHI HONE DUNGI?? or fir woh music chalta jhant bharr kaa bahot derr.. Bawligand..


Sam-Kon tha be??


Main-Nidhi??


Sam-Nidhi?? Kon nidhi??


Ravi-Kon chhod be ye bata maal hai yaa nahi??


Main-Haina.. Teri setting karwaaun??


Ravi-Setting wetting tere jaise chutiye kartey hain.. One night stand karwa raha hai toh bata..


Main-Haan done..


Ravi-Done..


Main- Done k lawde Pankaj Pandey ki londiya hai teri goti tere munh mein dedegi..


Ravi-Pankaj Pandey woh Sanjay waala Pankaj Pandey??


Main-Yeah..


Ravi-Fuck that bhosdk.. Gand marwane gaya One Night stand..


Main-Exactly..


Ravi-Usne kyun call kiya bc??


Main-Dhamki dene k liye.. Shaadi ko leke...


Ravi-What the fuck...? Bhenchod kyun??


Main-Kyunki hum enemies hain uske?? Uske ek bhai ko already thok chuka hun main and uski baaki family ko bhi thokne ki planning kar rahe hain humlog.. Issliye.. Bhosdk or kyun dhamki degi..


Sam-Bhenchod, Muskill se koi good news aai thi ghar mein.. Kitane din baad khulla moka tha daru peene ka kai din..


Ravi-Matlab Marriage firse postponed??


Main-Aji lund mera.. Inn jaise chutiyon ki dhamki se lund postpone hoga mera bhosdk.. Shaadi hoke rahegi.. Aise gangster 36 ghumtey hain idhar..


Ravi-Hell yeah..


Continued..
 
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Bhagwaan 316 said:
Update-12(Nidhi Pandey)
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12


Mera or Anaa kaa hug tutta ek gaadi ki awaaj se bahaar se koi gaadi aai main or Anaa raaste se hattey..


Anaa-Ok AP I'll see you tomorrow, let time decide the next step in our relationship..


Main-Sure.. Good bye..


Anaa-Bye AP ..


Ye bolke main wahaan se bahaar nikala and seedha guffa mein aaya...


Sam-What??


Main-I did it..


Sam-Really??


Main-Yep..


Rohit - Great. That's what's up..


Main - She still wants to continue..


Ravi-Badhiya bc badhiya..


Main-Gajab.. Chalein ghar??


Ravi-Yeah bc pura din yahin nikaal diya..Babhi kaa message aaya hai koi kaam hai ho shake toh jaldi aana..


Main-Koi kaam naa haibe woh Meenu ki family se milwa rahi hogi..


Ravi-true..


Humlog khaddey hue and parking mein aaye driving ki baari Sam ki thi woh aaya and humlog wahaan se bahaar nikale..


Ravi-Jaa cigarettes leke aa toh..


Main-Bhosdk abhi ek dabi leke aaya tha uska kya hua??


Ravi-Woh wahin reh gayi andar..


Main-Paise nahi hain mere pass, pichli k bhi Rohit ne diye they..


Ravi-Le mere phone se kar aa jaa..


Main-Bhosdike kuch jyada he order nahi chala raha hai..


Ravi-Please..


Main-Bhakk uttarke jaa bhosdk..Ab nahi laaunga..


Ravi-Gand marra peelaunga bhi nahi fir..


Main-Peeni hai bhi nahi..


Ravi uttara gaadi se cigarette lene gaya..


Sam-Bhenchod kya gaadi leke aaya haibe tu this thing is crazy yaar crazy..


Main-I know bc, it's fucking lit..


Humlog apni baaton mein busy they ki ek uncle aaya or mujhe sisha niche karne ko bola maine kiya..


Main-Ji uncle..


Uncle - Beta woh phone hai tumhaare liye woh STD par..


Main-Mere liye??


Uncle - Haan..


Bhenchod ye kon aagaya but jo bhi tha 1000% acha toh kuch nahi ho shakta tha.. Koi najar rakhe hue hai matlab.. Interesting.. Main gaadi se niche uttara or STD jo 10 kadam durr thi uspar aaya phone hold par tha maine uthaaya..


Main-Hello.. Who is this??


Ab saamne se kissi Female ki awaaj aai..


Ladki-Well well well finally tumne phone uthaaya..


Main-The fuck do you mean finally? Mera phone nahi hai ye STD hai yahin galle par thode baithta hun bc main..


Ladki-Nahi ek baar or college se bahaar aaye they tum cigarettes lene tab bhi try kiya tha maine tab tum jaldi nikal gaye..


Main-Whatever tum kon,? Kya caahiye? Kyun caahiye?? Jaldi se bolo like 1000 ki speed se..


Ladki-Well myself Nidhi Singh..


Main-Nidhi, nidhi.. Hmmm. Oh! Pankaj Pandey ki beti..


Nidhi - Exactly..


Main-Tumhe kya cahiye??


Nidhi - Well for starters toh tum he caahiye..


Main-Ye aise double meaning baatein nahi karne kaa, galat matlab nikalta hai..


Nidhi - Tum caahiye matlab...


Main-Matlab pata hai mujhe.. Toh bahaar se phone kyun kar rahi hai aaja Haryana main toh yahin hun..


Nidhi - Tumhe kaise pata main Haryana mein nahi hun..


Main-Because i am smart..


Nidhi - Mujhe Tumhaari ek ek movement kaa pata hai toh yahaan bhi toh ho shakti hun..


Main-Woh toh tere bandey najar rakhe hue hain unhone bataya, Black Thar, tinted windows.. Tere uppar pehla ehsaan karta hun chal nahi maarunga abhi unko but doobara dikhe toh fir Rest In Peace hojaenge.


Nidhi-You are smart i give you that..


Main-Yeah so haryana aake baat karna..


Nidhi - Aaake kya karungi haryana, tum khud he dhyaan nahi doge abhi toh.. Shaadi mein jo busy hone waale ho.. Mujhe bada sad feel hua, mujhe laga tha tum aatey he mere yaa Sahil k piche jaaoge lekin ulta tum toh Enjoyment mein lag gaye, this is pure disrespect AP, iska matlab toh tum kuch samajhtey he nahi mujhe..


Main-Yeah kind of..


Nidhi - Ab dekho meri duty hai tumhe The End karna or mere hotey hue tum shaadi enjoy karo ye ho he nahi shakta..


Main-Dekh main tujhe sabse pehli baat batata hun jo main apne harr enemy ko batata hun, mere piche aaoge toh maardunga lekin agar meri family k piche jaaoge toh woh moutt dunga ki marrne k baad bhi mere naam se darogi.. Samjhi?


Nidhi-Kissne kaha main tumhari family k piche jaungi.. But still I'll make sure mere hotey koi enjoyment naa mille tumhe..


Main-Setting ye haryana hai yahaan log sans letey - 2 enjoyment le letey hain. Or rahi baat mujhe rokne ki toh, yeah jiss din mere radar mein aagayi ussi din thokdi jaaogi.. Ye ladka ladki mein main koi farak nahi karta moutt sabko baraabar he deta hun. Or tu toh kaam bhi aise kar rahi hai maine suna hai tujhe Namit kaa drugs business sambhaalne k orders mille hain.. Chee chee..


Nidhi-Well it's not my choice as you said mujhe orders mille hain.. Personally i hate this business, too much risks you know, lekin mujhe koi kaam dey toh main piche nahi hattungi, issliye I'll make sure Namit jo nahi kar paaya woh main karun.. Fir dekhtey hain aage kya hota hai..


Main-Oh mujhe already pata hai fir kya hota hai, fir main tujhe thok dunga, fir tera bhai aaega gusse se laal peela hoke then usko thokdunga then tera baap aaega then usko thokdunga toh Sanjay kaa next banda aaega and so and so on chalta rahega main rukkunga tab jab Sanjay ki khopdi mein goli daag dunga..


Nidhi - Impossible.. ..


Main-Yeah yeah woh tera dusara bhai bhi yahi sochta tha kya naam tha uska oh yeah Arjun Pandey usko bhi kutte ki mout maara maine..


Nidhi - Don't care about him..


Main-Yeah uski care hoti toh aise mujhe meethi-2 dhamki nahi de rahi hoti..


Nidhi - Ye meethi dhamki kaa result dekhoge tum soon, bhalla bhai ki shaadi hai tumhaare..


Main-Fuck you and fuck your dhamki..


Call disconnected..


Maine phone rakha or waapis gaadi mein aaya, bhenchod pata tha mujhe kuch acha toh nahi ho shakta.. Maadarchod ye alag he dhamki deke gayi hai karegi kya ye naa maalum mujhe bc.. Meri family ko kuch nahi karegi mujhe kuch kar nahi shakti or kya kar legi bhenchod.. Humaara book kiye hue DJ waale ko kidnap karegi kya maadarchod Zee tv waale tv serials mein hota jaise? YE SHAADI MAIN NAHI HONE DUNGI?? or fir woh music chalta jhant bharr kaa bahot derr.. Bawligand..


Sam-Kon tha be??


Main-Nidhi??


Sam-Nidhi?? Kon nidhi??


Ravi-Kon chhod be ye bata maal hai yaa nahi??


Main-Haina.. Teri setting karwaaun??


Ravi-Setting wetting tere jaise chutiye kartey hain.. One night stand karwa raha hai toh bata..


Main-Haan done..


Ravi-Done..


Main- Done k lawde Pankaj Pandey ki londiya hai teri goti tere munh mein dedegi..


Ravi-Pankaj Pandey woh Sanjay waala Pankaj Pandey??


Main-Yeah..


Ravi-Fuck that bhosdk.. Gand marwane gaya One Night stand..


Main-Exactly..


Ravi-Usne kyun call kiya bc??


Main-Dhamki dene k liye.. Shaadi ko leke...


Ravi-What the fuck...? Bhenchod kyun??


Main-Kyunki hum enemies hain uske?? Uske ek bhai ko already thok chuka hun main and uski baaki family ko bhi thokne ki planning kar rahe hain humlog.. Issliye.. Bhosdk or kyun dhamki degi..


Sam-Bhenchod, Muskill se koi good news aai thi ghar mein.. Kitane din baad khulla moka tha daru peene ka kai din..


Ravi-Matlab Marriage firse postponed??


Main-Aji lund mera.. Inn jaise chutiyon ki dhamki se lund postpone hoga mera bhosdk.. Shaadi hoke rahegi.. Aise gangster 36 ghumtey hain idhar..


Ravi-Hell yeah..


Continued..
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Bhagwaan 316 said:
Update-12(Nidhi Pandey)
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12


Mera or Anaa kaa hug tutta ek gaadi ki awaaj se bahaar se koi gaadi aai main or Anaa raaste se hattey..


Anaa-Ok AP I'll see you tomorrow, let time decide the next step in our relationship..


Main-Sure.. Good bye..


Anaa-Bye AP ..


Ye bolke main wahaan se bahaar nikala and seedha guffa mein aaya...


Sam-What??


Main-I did it..


Sam-Really??


Main-Yep..


Rohit - Great. That's what's up..


Main - She still wants to continue..


Ravi-Badhiya bc badhiya..


Main-Gajab.. Chalein ghar??


Ravi-Yeah bc pura din yahin nikaal diya..Babhi kaa message aaya hai koi kaam hai ho shake toh jaldi aana..


Main-Koi kaam naa haibe woh Meenu ki family se milwa rahi hogi..


Ravi-true..


Humlog khaddey hue and parking mein aaye driving ki baari Sam ki thi woh aaya and humlog wahaan se bahaar nikale..


Ravi-Jaa cigarettes leke aa toh..


Main-Bhosdk abhi ek dabi leke aaya tha uska kya hua??


Ravi-Woh wahin reh gayi andar..


Main-Paise nahi hain mere pass, pichli k bhi Rohit ne diye they..


Ravi-Le mere phone se kar aa jaa..


Main-Bhosdike kuch jyada he order nahi chala raha hai..


Ravi-Please..


Main-Bhakk uttarke jaa bhosdk..Ab nahi laaunga..


Ravi-Gand marra peelaunga bhi nahi fir..


Main-Peeni hai bhi nahi..


Ravi uttara gaadi se cigarette lene gaya..


Sam-Bhenchod kya gaadi leke aaya haibe tu this thing is crazy yaar crazy..


Main-I know bc, it's fucking lit..


Humlog apni baaton mein busy they ki ek uncle aaya or mujhe sisha niche karne ko bola maine kiya..


Main-Ji uncle..


Uncle - Beta woh phone hai tumhaare liye woh STD par..


Main-Mere liye??


Uncle - Haan..


Bhenchod ye kon aagaya but jo bhi tha 1000% acha toh kuch nahi ho shakta tha.. Koi najar rakhe hue hai matlab.. Interesting.. Main gaadi se niche uttara or STD jo 10 kadam durr thi uspar aaya phone hold par tha maine uthaaya..


Main-Hello.. Who is this??


Ab saamne se kissi Female ki awaaj aai..


Ladki-Well well well finally tumne phone uthaaya..


Main-The fuck do you mean finally? Mera phone nahi hai ye STD hai yahin galle par thode baithta hun bc main..


Ladki-Nahi ek baar or college se bahaar aaye they tum cigarettes lene tab bhi try kiya tha maine tab tum jaldi nikal gaye..


Main-Whatever tum kon,? Kya caahiye? Kyun caahiye?? Jaldi se bolo like 1000 ki speed se..


Ladki-Well myself Nidhi Singh..


Main-Nidhi, nidhi.. Hmmm. Oh! Pankaj Pandey ki beti..


Nidhi - Exactly..


Main-Tumhe kya cahiye??


Nidhi - Well for starters toh tum he caahiye..


Main-Ye aise double meaning baatein nahi karne kaa, galat matlab nikalta hai..


Nidhi - Tum caahiye matlab...


Main-Matlab pata hai mujhe.. Toh bahaar se phone kyun kar rahi hai aaja Haryana main toh yahin hun..


Nidhi - Tumhe kaise pata main Haryana mein nahi hun..


Main-Because i am smart..


Nidhi - Mujhe Tumhaari ek ek movement kaa pata hai toh yahaan bhi toh ho shakti hun..


Main-Woh toh tere bandey najar rakhe hue hain unhone bataya, Black Thar, tinted windows.. Tere uppar pehla ehsaan karta hun chal nahi maarunga abhi unko but doobara dikhe toh fir Rest In Peace hojaenge.


Nidhi-You are smart i give you that..


Main-Yeah so haryana aake baat karna..


Nidhi - Aaake kya karungi haryana, tum khud he dhyaan nahi doge abhi toh.. Shaadi mein jo busy hone waale ho.. Mujhe bada sad feel hua, mujhe laga tha tum aatey he mere yaa Sahil k piche jaaoge lekin ulta tum toh Enjoyment mein lag gaye, this is pure disrespect AP, iska matlab toh tum kuch samajhtey he nahi mujhe..


Main-Yeah kind of..


Nidhi - Ab dekho meri duty hai tumhe The End karna or mere hotey hue tum shaadi enjoy karo ye ho he nahi shakta..


Main-Dekh main tujhe sabse pehli baat batata hun jo main apne harr enemy ko batata hun, mere piche aaoge toh maardunga lekin agar meri family k piche jaaoge toh woh moutt dunga ki marrne k baad bhi mere naam se darogi.. Samjhi?


Nidhi-Kissne kaha main tumhari family k piche jaungi.. But still I'll make sure mere hotey koi enjoyment naa mille tumhe..


Main-Setting ye haryana hai yahaan log sans letey - 2 enjoyment le letey hain. Or rahi baat mujhe rokne ki toh, yeah jiss din mere radar mein aagayi ussi din thokdi jaaogi.. Ye ladka ladki mein main koi farak nahi karta moutt sabko baraabar he deta hun. Or tu toh kaam bhi aise kar rahi hai maine suna hai tujhe Namit kaa drugs business sambhaalne k orders mille hain.. Chee chee..


Nidhi-Well it's not my choice as you said mujhe orders mille hain.. Personally i hate this business, too much risks you know, lekin mujhe koi kaam dey toh main piche nahi hattungi, issliye I'll make sure Namit jo nahi kar paaya woh main karun.. Fir dekhtey hain aage kya hota hai..


Main-Oh mujhe already pata hai fir kya hota hai, fir main tujhe thok dunga, fir tera bhai aaega gusse se laal peela hoke then usko thokdunga then tera baap aaega then usko thokdunga toh Sanjay kaa next banda aaega and so and so on chalta rahega main rukkunga tab jab Sanjay ki khopdi mein goli daag dunga..


Nidhi - Impossible.. ..


Main-Yeah yeah woh tera dusara bhai bhi yahi sochta tha kya naam tha uska oh yeah Arjun Pandey usko bhi kutte ki mout maara maine..


Nidhi - Don't care about him..


Main-Yeah uski care hoti toh aise mujhe meethi-2 dhamki nahi de rahi hoti..


Nidhi - Ye meethi dhamki kaa result dekhoge tum soon, bhalla bhai ki shaadi hai tumhaare..


Main-Fuck you and fuck your dhamki..


Call disconnected..


Maine phone rakha or waapis gaadi mein aaya, bhenchod pata tha mujhe kuch acha toh nahi ho shakta.. Maadarchod ye alag he dhamki deke gayi hai karegi kya ye naa maalum mujhe bc.. Meri family ko kuch nahi karegi mujhe kuch kar nahi shakti or kya kar legi bhenchod.. Humaara book kiye hue DJ waale ko kidnap karegi kya maadarchod Zee tv waale tv serials mein hota jaise? YE SHAADI MAIN NAHI HONE DUNGI?? or fir woh music chalta jhant bharr kaa bahot derr.. Bawligand..


Sam-Kon tha be??


Main-Nidhi??


Sam-Nidhi?? Kon nidhi??


Ravi-Kon chhod be ye bata maal hai yaa nahi??


Main-Haina.. Teri setting karwaaun??


Ravi-Setting wetting tere jaise chutiye kartey hain.. One night stand karwa raha hai toh bata..


Main-Haan done..


Ravi-Done..


Main- Done k lawde Pankaj Pandey ki londiya hai teri goti tere munh mein dedegi..


Ravi-Pankaj Pandey woh Sanjay waala Pankaj Pandey??


Main-Yeah..


Ravi-Fuck that bhosdk.. Gand marwane gaya One Night stand..


Main-Exactly..


Ravi-Usne kyun call kiya bc??


Main-Dhamki dene k liye.. Shaadi ko leke...


Ravi-What the fuck...? Bhenchod kyun??


Main-Kyunki hum enemies hain uske?? Uske ek bhai ko already thok chuka hun main and uski baaki family ko bhi thokne ki planning kar rahe hain humlog.. Issliye.. Bhosdk or kyun dhamki degi..


Sam-Bhenchod, Muskill se koi good news aai thi ghar mein.. Kitane din baad khulla moka tha daru peene ka kai din..


Ravi-Matlab Marriage firse postponed??


Main-Aji lund mera.. Inn jaise chutiyon ki dhamki se lund postpone hoga mera bhosdk.. Shaadi hoke rahegi.. Aise gangster 36 ghumtey hain idhar..


Ravi-Hell yeah..


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Update-12(Nidhi Pandey)
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12


Mera or Anaa kaa hug tutta ek gaadi ki awaaj se bahaar se koi gaadi aai main or Anaa raaste se hattey..


Anaa-Ok AP I'll see you tomorrow, let time decide the next step in our relationship..


Main-Sure.. Good bye..


Anaa-Bye AP ..


Ye bolke main wahaan se bahaar nikala and seedha guffa mein aaya...


Sam-What??


Main-I did it..


Sam-Really??


Main-Yep..


Rohit - Great. That's what's up..


Main - She still wants to continue..


Ravi-Badhiya bc badhiya..


Main-Gajab.. Chalein ghar??


Ravi-Yeah bc pura din yahin nikaal diya..Babhi kaa message aaya hai koi kaam hai ho shake toh jaldi aana..


Main-Koi kaam naa haibe woh Meenu ki family se milwa rahi hogi..


Ravi-true..


Humlog khaddey hue and parking mein aaye driving ki baari Sam ki thi woh aaya and humlog wahaan se bahaar nikale..


Ravi-Jaa cigarettes leke aa toh..


Main-Bhosdk abhi ek dabi leke aaya tha uska kya hua??


Ravi-Woh wahin reh gayi andar..


Main-Paise nahi hain mere pass, pichli k bhi Rohit ne diye they..


Ravi-Le mere phone se kar aa jaa..


Main-Bhosdike kuch jyada he order nahi chala raha hai..


Ravi-Please..


Main-Bhakk uttarke jaa bhosdk..Ab nahi laaunga..


Ravi-Gand marra peelaunga bhi nahi fir..


Main-Peeni hai bhi nahi..


Ravi uttara gaadi se cigarette lene gaya..


Sam-Bhenchod kya gaadi leke aaya haibe tu this thing is crazy yaar crazy..


Main-I know bc, it's fucking lit..


Humlog apni baaton mein busy they ki ek uncle aaya or mujhe sisha niche karne ko bola maine kiya..


Main-Ji uncle..


Uncle - Beta woh phone hai tumhaare liye woh STD par..


Main-Mere liye??


Uncle - Haan..


Bhenchod ye kon aagaya but jo bhi tha 1000% acha toh kuch nahi ho shakta tha.. Koi najar rakhe hue hai matlab.. Interesting.. Main gaadi se niche uttara or STD jo 10 kadam durr thi uspar aaya phone hold par tha maine uthaaya..


Main-Hello.. Who is this??


Ab saamne se kissi Female ki awaaj aai..


Ladki-Well well well finally tumne phone uthaaya..


Main-The fuck do you mean finally? Mera phone nahi hai ye STD hai yahin galle par thode baithta hun bc main..


Ladki-Nahi ek baar or college se bahaar aaye they tum cigarettes lene tab bhi try kiya tha maine tab tum jaldi nikal gaye..


Main-Whatever tum kon,? Kya caahiye? Kyun caahiye?? Jaldi se bolo like 1000 ki speed se..


Ladki-Well myself Nidhi Singh..


Main-Nidhi, nidhi.. Hmmm. Oh! Pankaj Pandey ki beti..


Nidhi - Exactly..


Main-Tumhe kya cahiye??


Nidhi - Well for starters toh tum he caahiye..


Main-Ye aise double meaning baatein nahi karne kaa, galat matlab nikalta hai..


Nidhi - Tum caahiye matlab...


Main-Matlab pata hai mujhe.. Toh bahaar se phone kyun kar rahi hai aaja Haryana main toh yahin hun..


Nidhi - Tumhe kaise pata main Haryana mein nahi hun..


Main-Because i am smart..


Nidhi - Mujhe Tumhaari ek ek movement kaa pata hai toh yahaan bhi toh ho shakti hun..


Main-Woh toh tere bandey najar rakhe hue hain unhone bataya, Black Thar, tinted windows.. Tere uppar pehla ehsaan karta hun chal nahi maarunga abhi unko but doobara dikhe toh fir Rest In Peace hojaenge.


Nidhi-You are smart i give you that..


Main-Yeah so haryana aake baat karna..


Nidhi - Aaake kya karungi haryana, tum khud he dhyaan nahi doge abhi toh.. Shaadi mein jo busy hone waale ho.. Mujhe bada sad feel hua, mujhe laga tha tum aatey he mere yaa Sahil k piche jaaoge lekin ulta tum toh Enjoyment mein lag gaye, this is pure disrespect AP, iska matlab toh tum kuch samajhtey he nahi mujhe..


Main-Yeah kind of..


Nidhi - Ab dekho meri duty hai tumhe The End karna or mere hotey hue tum shaadi enjoy karo ye ho he nahi shakta..


Main-Dekh main tujhe sabse pehli baat batata hun jo main apne harr enemy ko batata hun, mere piche aaoge toh maardunga lekin agar meri family k piche jaaoge toh woh moutt dunga ki marrne k baad bhi mere naam se darogi.. Samjhi?


Nidhi-Kissne kaha main tumhari family k piche jaungi.. But still I'll make sure mere hotey koi enjoyment naa mille tumhe..


Main-Setting ye haryana hai yahaan log sans letey - 2 enjoyment le letey hain. Or rahi baat mujhe rokne ki toh, yeah jiss din mere radar mein aagayi ussi din thokdi jaaogi.. Ye ladka ladki mein main koi farak nahi karta moutt sabko baraabar he deta hun. Or tu toh kaam bhi aise kar rahi hai maine suna hai tujhe Namit kaa drugs business sambhaalne k orders mille hain.. Chee chee..


Nidhi-Well it's not my choice as you said mujhe orders mille hain.. Personally i hate this business, too much risks you know, lekin mujhe koi kaam dey toh main piche nahi hattungi, issliye I'll make sure Namit jo nahi kar paaya woh main karun.. Fir dekhtey hain aage kya hota hai..


Main-Oh mujhe already pata hai fir kya hota hai, fir main tujhe thok dunga, fir tera bhai aaega gusse se laal peela hoke then usko thokdunga then tera baap aaega then usko thokdunga toh Sanjay kaa next banda aaega and so and so on chalta rahega main rukkunga tab jab Sanjay ki khopdi mein goli daag dunga..


Nidhi - Impossible.. ..


Main-Yeah yeah woh tera dusara bhai bhi yahi sochta tha kya naam tha uska oh yeah Arjun Pandey usko bhi kutte ki mout maara maine..


Nidhi - Don't care about him..


Main-Yeah uski care hoti toh aise mujhe meethi-2 dhamki nahi de rahi hoti..


Nidhi - Ye meethi dhamki kaa result dekhoge tum soon, bhalla bhai ki shaadi hai tumhaare..


Main-Fuck you and fuck your dhamki..


Call disconnected..


Maine phone rakha or waapis gaadi mein aaya, bhenchod pata tha mujhe kuch acha toh nahi ho shakta.. Maadarchod ye alag he dhamki deke gayi hai karegi kya ye naa maalum mujhe bc.. Meri family ko kuch nahi karegi mujhe kuch kar nahi shakti or kya kar legi bhenchod.. Humaara book kiye hue DJ waale ko kidnap karegi kya maadarchod Zee tv waale tv serials mein hota jaise? YE SHAADI MAIN NAHI HONE DUNGI?? or fir woh music chalta jhant bharr kaa bahot derr.. Bawligand..


Sam-Kon tha be??


Main-Nidhi??


Sam-Nidhi?? Kon nidhi??


Ravi-Kon chhod be ye bata maal hai yaa nahi??


Main-Haina.. Teri setting karwaaun??


Ravi-Setting wetting tere jaise chutiye kartey hain.. One night stand karwa raha hai toh bata..


Main-Haan done..


Ravi-Done..


Main- Done k lawde Pankaj Pandey ki londiya hai teri goti tere munh mein dedegi..


Ravi-Pankaj Pandey woh Sanjay waala Pankaj Pandey??


Main-Yeah..


Ravi-Fuck that bhosdk.. Gand marwane gaya One Night stand..


Main-Exactly..


Ravi-Usne kyun call kiya bc??


Main-Dhamki dene k liye.. Shaadi ko leke...


Ravi-What the fuck...? Bhenchod kyun??


Main-Kyunki hum enemies hain uske?? Uske ek bhai ko already thok chuka hun main and uski baaki family ko bhi thokne ki planning kar rahe hain humlog.. Issliye.. Bhosdk or kyun dhamki degi..


Sam-Bhenchod, Muskill se koi good news aai thi ghar mein.. Kitane din baad khulla moka tha daru peene ka kai din..


Ravi-Matlab Marriage firse postponed??


Main-Aji lund mera.. Inn jaise chutiyon ki dhamki se lund postpone hoga mera bhosdk.. Shaadi hoke rahegi.. Aise gangster 36 ghumtey hain idhar..


Ravi-Hell yeah..


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Bhagwaan 316 said:
Update-12(Nidhi Pandey)
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12


Mera or Anaa kaa hug tutta ek gaadi ki awaaj se bahaar se koi gaadi aai main or Anaa raaste se hattey..


Anaa-Ok AP I'll see you tomorrow, let time decide the next step in our relationship..


Main-Sure.. Good bye..


Anaa-Bye AP ..


Ye bolke main wahaan se bahaar nikala and seedha guffa mein aaya...


Sam-What??


Main-I did it..


Sam-Really??


Main-Yep..


Rohit - Great. That's what's up..


Main - She still wants to continue..


Ravi-Badhiya bc badhiya..


Main-Gajab.. Chalein ghar??


Ravi-Yeah bc pura din yahin nikaal diya..Babhi kaa message aaya hai koi kaam hai ho shake toh jaldi aana..


Main-Koi kaam naa haibe woh Meenu ki family se milwa rahi hogi..


Ravi-true..


Humlog khaddey hue and parking mein aaye driving ki baari Sam ki thi woh aaya and humlog wahaan se bahaar nikale..


Ravi-Jaa cigarettes leke aa toh..


Main-Bhosdk abhi ek dabi leke aaya tha uska kya hua??


Ravi-Woh wahin reh gayi andar..


Main-Paise nahi hain mere pass, pichli k bhi Rohit ne diye they..


Ravi-Le mere phone se kar aa jaa..


Main-Bhosdike kuch jyada he order nahi chala raha hai..


Ravi-Please..


Main-Bhakk uttarke jaa bhosdk..Ab nahi laaunga..


Ravi-Gand marra peelaunga bhi nahi fir..


Main-Peeni hai bhi nahi..


Ravi uttara gaadi se cigarette lene gaya..


Sam-Bhenchod kya gaadi leke aaya haibe tu this thing is crazy yaar crazy..


Main-I know bc, it's fucking lit..


Humlog apni baaton mein busy they ki ek uncle aaya or mujhe sisha niche karne ko bola maine kiya..


Main-Ji uncle..


Uncle - Beta woh phone hai tumhaare liye woh STD par..


Main-Mere liye??


Uncle - Haan..


Bhenchod ye kon aagaya but jo bhi tha 1000% acha toh kuch nahi ho shakta tha.. Koi najar rakhe hue hai matlab.. Interesting.. Main gaadi se niche uttara or STD jo 10 kadam durr thi uspar aaya phone hold par tha maine uthaaya..


Main-Hello.. Who is this??


Ab saamne se kissi Female ki awaaj aai..


Ladki-Well well well finally tumne phone uthaaya..


Main-The fuck do you mean finally? Mera phone nahi hai ye STD hai yahin galle par thode baithta hun bc main..


Ladki-Nahi ek baar or college se bahaar aaye they tum cigarettes lene tab bhi try kiya tha maine tab tum jaldi nikal gaye..


Main-Whatever tum kon,? Kya caahiye? Kyun caahiye?? Jaldi se bolo like 1000 ki speed se..


Ladki-Well myself Nidhi Singh..


Main-Nidhi, nidhi.. Hmmm. Oh! Pankaj Pandey ki beti..


Nidhi - Exactly..


Main-Tumhe kya cahiye??


Nidhi - Well for starters toh tum he caahiye..


Main-Ye aise double meaning baatein nahi karne kaa, galat matlab nikalta hai..


Nidhi - Tum caahiye matlab...


Main-Matlab pata hai mujhe.. Toh bahaar se phone kyun kar rahi hai aaja Haryana main toh yahin hun..


Nidhi - Tumhe kaise pata main Haryana mein nahi hun..


Main-Because i am smart..


Nidhi - Mujhe Tumhaari ek ek movement kaa pata hai toh yahaan bhi toh ho shakti hun..


Main-Woh toh tere bandey najar rakhe hue hain unhone bataya, Black Thar, tinted windows.. Tere uppar pehla ehsaan karta hun chal nahi maarunga abhi unko but doobara dikhe toh fir Rest In Peace hojaenge.


Nidhi-You are smart i give you that..


Main-Yeah so haryana aake baat karna..


Nidhi - Aaake kya karungi haryana, tum khud he dhyaan nahi doge abhi toh.. Shaadi mein jo busy hone waale ho.. Mujhe bada sad feel hua, mujhe laga tha tum aatey he mere yaa Sahil k piche jaaoge lekin ulta tum toh Enjoyment mein lag gaye, this is pure disrespect AP, iska matlab toh tum kuch samajhtey he nahi mujhe..


Main-Yeah kind of..


Nidhi - Ab dekho meri duty hai tumhe The End karna or mere hotey hue tum shaadi enjoy karo ye ho he nahi shakta..


Main-Dekh main tujhe sabse pehli baat batata hun jo main apne harr enemy ko batata hun, mere piche aaoge toh maardunga lekin agar meri family k piche jaaoge toh woh moutt dunga ki marrne k baad bhi mere naam se darogi.. Samjhi?


Nidhi-Kissne kaha main tumhari family k piche jaungi.. But still I'll make sure mere hotey koi enjoyment naa mille tumhe..


Main-Setting ye haryana hai yahaan log sans letey - 2 enjoyment le letey hain. Or rahi baat mujhe rokne ki toh, yeah jiss din mere radar mein aagayi ussi din thokdi jaaogi.. Ye ladka ladki mein main koi farak nahi karta moutt sabko baraabar he deta hun. Or tu toh kaam bhi aise kar rahi hai maine suna hai tujhe Namit kaa drugs business sambhaalne k orders mille hain.. Chee chee..


Nidhi-Well it's not my choice as you said mujhe orders mille hain.. Personally i hate this business, too much risks you know, lekin mujhe koi kaam dey toh main piche nahi hattungi, issliye I'll make sure Namit jo nahi kar paaya woh main karun.. Fir dekhtey hain aage kya hota hai..


Main-Oh mujhe already pata hai fir kya hota hai, fir main tujhe thok dunga, fir tera bhai aaega gusse se laal peela hoke then usko thokdunga then tera baap aaega then usko thokdunga toh Sanjay kaa next banda aaega and so and so on chalta rahega main rukkunga tab jab Sanjay ki khopdi mein goli daag dunga..


Nidhi - Impossible.. ..


Main-Yeah yeah woh tera dusara bhai bhi yahi sochta tha kya naam tha uska oh yeah Arjun Pandey usko bhi kutte ki mout maara maine..


Nidhi - Don't care about him..


Main-Yeah uski care hoti toh aise mujhe meethi-2 dhamki nahi de rahi hoti..


Nidhi - Ye meethi dhamki kaa result dekhoge tum soon, bhalla bhai ki shaadi hai tumhaare..


Main-Fuck you and fuck your dhamki..


Call disconnected..


Maine phone rakha or waapis gaadi mein aaya, bhenchod pata tha mujhe kuch acha toh nahi ho shakta.. Maadarchod ye alag he dhamki deke gayi hai karegi kya ye naa maalum mujhe bc.. Meri family ko kuch nahi karegi mujhe kuch kar nahi shakti or kya kar legi bhenchod.. Humaara book kiye hue DJ waale ko kidnap karegi kya maadarchod Zee tv waale tv serials mein hota jaise? YE SHAADI MAIN NAHI HONE DUNGI?? or fir woh music chalta jhant bharr kaa bahot derr.. Bawligand..


Sam-Kon tha be??


Main-Nidhi??


Sam-Nidhi?? Kon nidhi??


Ravi-Kon chhod be ye bata maal hai yaa nahi??


Main-Haina.. Teri setting karwaaun??


Ravi-Setting wetting tere jaise chutiye kartey hain.. One night stand karwa raha hai toh bata..


Main-Haan done..


Ravi-Done..


Main- Done k lawde Pankaj Pandey ki londiya hai teri goti tere munh mein dedegi..


Ravi-Pankaj Pandey woh Sanjay waala Pankaj Pandey??


Main-Yeah..


Ravi-Fuck that bhosdk.. Gand marwane gaya One Night stand..


Main-Exactly..


Ravi-Usne kyun call kiya bc??


Main-Dhamki dene k liye.. Shaadi ko leke...


Ravi-What the fuck...? Bhenchod kyun??


Main-Kyunki hum enemies hain uske?? Uske ek bhai ko already thok chuka hun main and uski baaki family ko bhi thokne ki planning kar rahe hain humlog.. Issliye.. Bhosdk or kyun dhamki degi..


Sam-Bhenchod, Muskill se koi good news aai thi ghar mein.. Kitane din baad khulla moka tha daru peene ka kai din..


Ravi-Matlab Marriage firse postponed??


Main-Aji lund mera.. Inn jaise chutiyon ki dhamki se lund postpone hoga mera bhosdk.. Shaadi hoke rahegi.. Aise gangster 36 ghumtey hain idhar..


Ravi-Hell yeah..


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