Update-8(New Responsibilities)
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Bheed wahaan se chali gayi, raat k 12:30 baj gaye they shardi bahot jyaada thi gharmein koi nahi soya tha bahaar ki sound ki wajah se, ab logon k jaane k baad sablog apne apne room mein gaye bus Main Abeer Mangal and bhai bache niche..Finally humlog akele they or obviously bhai ko kuch baatein karni thi toh humlog hall mein baithe..
Main-I know bhai, you guys have questions but it is what it is you already know kya sab tha wahaan or kyun tha wahaan.. I am a killer yes i always will be a killer.. Maine wahaan jaane se pehle yahaan bhi bahot se logon ko maara tha jab Surendra k empire ko end kiya tha but wahaan jaake main ek alag he killer ban gaya. But still main always Papa k rules k according he chala yes i was a criminal lekin maine bina reasons kissi ko hurt nahi kiya mera motive humessa he logon ki jaan bachana raha hai or yahi rahega.. Aapko mera motive maalum he hai agar 10 logon ko maarke main 100 ki jaan bacha shakta hun toh yes main khussi khussi maarunga or yahi wahaan hua or ye aage bhi hoga kyunki aapko toh pata he hai woh life koi piche nahi chhod shakta but main humessa he papa k raaste par chalunga and I'll always protect my people and my family..
Deva-We already know that AP.. We already know that..We trust you with that.Ḥumlog humessa tere sath honge isme.. But kya Woh sab yahaan nahi aaega??
Main-Nope.. Or aaenge bhi toh keval mere pass aapsabko yaa janta ko koi kuch nahi karega..
Deva-Ok ok..
Main-Also guys unsabka koi jikar nahi aage se kabhi bhi nahi majaak mein bhi nahi karna like tount maarne k liye bhi nahi..
Deva-Yep.. Lets forget about it.. Woh sab hua he nahi kabhi ..
Main-Yep..
Deva-But What about know??
Main-Ab main yahin hun for a long time.. Sanjay kaa game over karna hai..
Deva-Wahi what's happening with Sanjay..Uska kya karna hai wahi puchne k liye roka hai maine tujhe..
Main-Pankaj jaantey ho..
Deva-Pandey ofcourse.. Uska beta he toh tha mere accident kaa mastermind..
Main-Yeah but woh beta Pankaj k sath nahi tha.. Pankaj kaa dusara beta or beti Nidhi Pandey and Sahil Pandey wohlog Delhi aachuke hain and haryana aane ki planning kar rahe hain.. Apne dhandey k sath sath unhe Namit ka drugs kaa dhanda bhi sonp diya hai Andrew's ne..
Deva-Oh shit..
Main-What??
Deva-Kya what AP.. Marriage is on the cards.. Mangal ki shaadi k bich ye sab??
Mangal - Yeah tu bata be agar tu keh raha hai toh shaadi reschedule hojaegi that's not a issue..
Main-Hell no koi reschedule nahi hogi aise toh bhai agle kai saal naa hogi shaadi.. Or main kiss liye hun. Itani aukaat nahi hai unki ki yahaan aatey he humse takra jaaein pehle woh khudko settle karenge yahaan aise he thodi humein target karlenge.. Halwa hai kya..
Deva-Matlab Preparations continue karein..
Main-100000%.. Itane saal baad toh khussi kaa moka aaya hai ghar mein, continue kyun nahi karenge.. Waise hai kab shaadi??
Deva-Kal Meenu ki family aarahi hai tab Panditji k sath dates decide karwaenge..
Main-Toh ek kaam karna jo sabse jaldi ki date ho wahi decide karna..
Mangal-Tu yahin rehna naa tu kahaan jaaega..
Main-Mehhhh! Ye sab apne kaam ki cheej nahi or kal main pura din out rahunga..Ghumne mein..
Deva-Ok.. Matlab it's good to go..
Main-Of course its good to go.. Itani daru peeunga bc ki hospital admit hona padega..
Deva-Aji haan ab woh purana time naa hai teri babhi ko pata chala na peene se pehle admit hona padega..
Main-Aji haan halwa thodi hai..Humaare yahaan function ho or main daru naa peeun Ghanta.. Ho he nahi shakta..
Deva-Dekhtey hain..
Main-Dekhna aap hum toh peeyenge....
So jisko nahi pata usko bata dun haryana ki shaadi mein 2 he cheejein famous hoti hain ek Rasham jo shaadi se 3-4 din Pehle chaalu hojaati hain or dusari daru woh bhi shaadi se 3-4 din Pehle he chaalu hojaati hain toh yes inke bina shaadi adhuri hai..Humaari awaajein sun Babhi bhi apne room se bahaar aagayi so turant daru kaa topic change kiya gaya..
Deva-Also Party ki responsibility kab sambhaalega??
Main-Kya responsibility???
Deva-Arrey jaahir c baat hai main kuch weeks or workload nahi le shakta toh..
Main-Toh?? Mangal Rishi Abeer yelog haina.. Main kya jaanu insab k baare mein..
Deva-Yelog ne mana kardiya..
Main-Toh maine bhi mana kardiya..
Deva - Aise kaise kissi ko toh saamne aana padega..
Rishi -- Bhai main behind the scenes theek hun ye sabko pata hai..
Mangal - Or mujhse bina instructions kuch nahi hota..
Abeer-Or meri toh image he nahi hai lead karne ki..
Main-What the fuck is going on?? Tumlog jaan bujhke aage kar rahe ho..
Mangal-Yeah 100% kyunki bhai ye bahot bada issue hai bhai k bina bahot gadbad horahi hai aise fir aage chalke bahot bade - 2 issues honge fir dikkat hogi..
Deva - Exactly, ab tumlog piche hatt rahe ho toh fir mujhe khud bahaar aana padega..
Babhi-Aap kahin nahi jaoge..
Emotional blackmail.. Beta Ankit mahool garma raha hai.. Dekho i hate politics i fucking hate it, lekin Bhai nd babhi k Emotional blackmail k aage main nahi jeet shakta..
Mangal-Ok ok chal sun AP tu front seat sambhaal le tere piche hum teeno hain he..
Abeer-Exactly..
Rishi-Yep tera ek ishara and we can take care of everything else.. Bus tu face of the party banja..
Main-Ok.. Ok.. BC kaise bade bhai ho tumlog jo chote ko aage kar rahe ho.. Fuck you guys.. OK Bhai I'll take care of it aap rest lo, but remember main sabkuch apne hissab se karunga baadmein sunaana nahi aap mujhe..
Deva - Arrey tera hissab he toh caahiye.. Tu sab tere hissab se he kar..
Main-Ok 1-2 din mein I'll be ready..
Deva-Great..
Mangal-Hell yeah..
Deva-Ok.. Chalo good night.. Bahot late hogaya hai already..
Main - Yeah good night..
Finally main apne room mein aaya holy shit, bahot miss kiya iss jagah ko, main jaake bed par girr padda or waise he nind aagayi mujhe raatko jute kab nikaale maine i dont know.. Waise mera plan Tha late takk sone ka but aaj mujhe college jaana tha, bhenchod unko bhi toh pata chale ki daddy is back..
Main subah 8 baje utha naha dhoke ready hua kapde kam he bache they but kaam chal gaya maine new phone khola pehle toh, badhiya phone hai old number kaa simcard daala usme, and main niche aaya toh Sam already breakfast k liye batha tha and Ravi mere sath sath uttara uppar se..
Babhi-Good Morning guys..
Main-Morning babhi..
Ravi-Morning..
Babhi-Kya baat hai AP college jaane kaa itana craze itana late soke bhi tu uth gaya..
Main-Yep.. I can't wait to go there babhi.. Logon ko bhi toh pata chale kon waapis aagaya hai.
Babhi - Or kitana pata chalwaaega re tu, 2-2 press conferences hogayi hajaaron log kal yahaan aachuke muskil se unhe waapis bheja hai, News channels, newspapers, social media harr jagah tujhe he chala rahe hain wohlog repeat mein or kya caahiye..
Ravi-Lol true.. Bhai alag he hype chal rahi hai teri..
Sam-Yeah bc nonstop chala rahe hain..
Main-Wahi toh caahiye tha be wahi toh caahiye tha..
Babhi-Suno aaj 11-12 baje waapis aajana..
Main-Kyun??
Babhi-Meenu ki family aarahi hai date pakki karne shaadi ki..
Main-Toh aaplog karlena.. Main aaj pura din bahaar rahunga i need to make some public appearances first.. Or waise bhi isme humaara kya kaam..?
Babhi-Fir bhi..
Main-Or humein date se kya matlab babhi humein toh Daru...
Main boltey boltey break maar gaya but still late ho chuka tha thoda..
Babhi-Daru kya??
Sam-Mera naasta hogaya i am waiting outside..
Ye bolke Sam gayab hogaya wahaan se or fanse main or Ravi babhi ab humein ghurre..
Babhi-Kya hua?? Hello.. Knock knock.
Main-Paranthe badhiya bane hain.. 1 or leke aata hun.
Babhi - Rukk tu kahin nahi jaaega, main leke aati hun..
Babhi kitchen ki side muddi he thi ki idhar maine mera aadha bacha hua parantha hath mein uthaaya or wahaan se seedha bahaar bhaaga Ravi ko thoda late samjh aaya plan lekin mere baad woh bhi bhaaga.. Bahaar lawn mein hum teeno mille..
Ravi-Ye bhosdk kaale munh ko bandh nahi kar shakta?? Chappar - 2 bolta he rehta hai bhosdk..
Sam-Subah subah gand marwadeta abhi..
Main-Sorry guys sorry.. Lekin meri iss galati kaa return gift ready hai..
Sam-Kya??
Main-Tumlog idhar he rukko ill be back..
Sam-"I'll be back " bhosdk terminator hai tu??
Main - Abe rukkega bhosdk 2 minutes..
Main bhaagke garrage aaya wahaan apna chela Rahul milla apne Shyaam kaka ka beta maine Aston Martin nikaali or bahaar aaya toh Sam or Ravi dono he blank hogaye..
Main-Wassup bitches..
Ravi-No fucking way.. Bhosdk ye kahaan se le aaya tu?? Abhi toh pre order par bhi naa mill rahi??
Sam-Yeah what the fuckkkkkkk.. Kaise??
Main-I have few contacts..
Sam - Holy shit bro.. Holy shit.. Kal tune khud aake din bana diya tha or aaj ye dikha k.. Back to back..
Ravi-Main chalaaunga. First..
Sam-Tu aatey hue chalaana..
Ravi-Bhosdk pehle bola maine aatey hue tu chalaana..
Main niche uttarke piche baitha Ravi driving seat par aaya or Sam uske side mein and humlog nikale wahaan se..
Ravi-Bhenchod kya pyaari sound hai yaar.. Makhan bro makhan..
Sam-Waise AP college will go nuts..
Main-Wahi toh plan hai Sam babu..Unhe bhi toh samjh aaye ki main cheej kya hun..
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