Update-82(OUTPLAYED?)
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Main-Arrey bahinchod.. Ye Shruti toh gussa kar gayi, Nokari khatre mein hai iski toh..
Abeer - Bola toh tha itana bada mission agar flop hua toh nokari jaaegi iski or iska mission toh 3 baar flop hogaya 3 he din mein. Woh bhi bhayanak buri tarah se..
Main-or teeno baar meri wajah se bhenchod.. Fucking hell..
Abeer-Bhenchod iske agent ko chaaku bhi tune marwaaya tha kya?? No fucking way..
Main-Yeah Chang..
Abeer-Bhosdk..What the fuck dude.. Kya kar raha haibe tu?? Pagal aadmi gand marr jaaegi kabhi naa kabhi teri iss bakchodi k chakkar mein..
Main-Aaj din mein bhi maine he leak ki thi inke mission ki information..
Abeer-Bhosdk.. Bakchod aadmi.. Bawligand.. Beta NCB waalon ko fans toh gaya naa toh tabiyat se gand maarenge teri bhosdk CBI se toh bach gaya tha ye naa chhodenge..
Main-Orr kya karta be.. Udhar bhenchod woh nashedi ladki meri gand marwaane par tulli thi toh dusara koi option nahi tha or apni maa chudaaein NCB waale ab mission gaya unka toh waapis chale jaaenge MP side pichha chuttega saalon se..
Abeer-Teri wajah se bhosdk India ki one of the best narcotics officer ki nokari jaaegi bawligand.. Or nokari bach bhi gayi toh bhi iska aisi jagah transfer hoga iska ki drugs chhod isko aadmi naa dikhenge.. Ye kitana badhiya kaam kar rahi thi narcotics field mein malum hai tujhe?? She was one of the best at this.. Bawligand..
Main-Fuck bhenchod..
Ami - Good job boss..
Main-ek mukka maarke tera chehra badal dunga main, chup hoja tu..
Ami-Sorry..
Maine bhai ko call kiya..
Deva-Haan..
Main-Ek help caahiye thi bhai..
Deva-Boliye sir..
Main-Ye ladki haina Shruti Sandhu..
Deva-Woh SP hai..
Main-Hai toh ladki he naa..
Deva-Aajkal pata kuch nahi hai bhai ladka ladki kaa..
Main-Majaak matt karo bhai..
Deva-Sorry bol kya help caahiye..
Main-Suno iski Nokari maybe khatre mein ho shakti hai.. Maybe..
Deva- Or uska reason obviously tu toh hai he nahi, haina??
Main-Oh naa naa main kahaan main bhalla iski Nokari ko khatre mein kyun daalunga hoga koi reason mujhe nahi maalum. Obviously..
Deva-Aji haan haan tu bhola bacha hai tujhe kya he maalum hai..
Main-Toh Suno badhiya ladki hai badhiya officer hai drugs line mein toh Humse better kaam karti hai main nahi caahta kuch ho usko, so ab Home minister sir jo hain NCB unke under hai obviously and ab Home Minister sahaab dadaji k closest friend they uske baad aapke bhi close hain so ek call kardoge toh bechaari bach jaaegi..
Deva-Acha..
Main-Kardo naa yaar bhai..
Deva-Kardunga..
Main-Abhi kardo..
Deva-Ok ok.. Hath pakkad k kaam naa karwaya kar tu..
Main-Thanks..
Call disconnected..
Abeer- Bhosdk nokari se nikalwaake fir waapis bhi tu he laaega..
Main-Arrey bawligand teri problem kya hai bakchod, acha kaam karun toh teri gand jalti hai bura kaam karu toh teri gand jalti hai bhosdk khujali kya hai teri.. A Ami bhosdk ko bahaar faink gaadi se.. Niche uttar bhosdk..
Abeer- Bhosdk chala main raha hun niche girra toh saamne paid mein lagegi...
Main-Woh theek hai terese better hai woh bhosdk..
Abeer - Lol.. Good job saving her..
Main-Thanks..
Abeer-Yahin rukkna hai??
Main-Naa aage.. Ye bhenchod Vinu kaa 1 ghanta hua nahi kya abtak??
Abeer - 58 minutes hogaye to be exact..
Main-Bola tha maadarchod phone karega..
Abeer - Game toh nahi khel gaya??
Main - Maa naa chod dunga.. Ye le aagaya phone..
Mera phone baja jo unknown number se tha, maine uthaaya toh sachmein Vinu tha..
Vinu-Jo Bhi kaho bhai koi kuch bhi kehta ho tumhaare baare mein lekin tum gajab he cheej ho.. Saala pura sehar he rukkwa diya tumne toh.. Gajab.. Maja aagaya..
Main-Haan, ab bol ladki kahaan hai..
Vinu - Arrey mill jaaegi bhai mill jaaegi, aapne apni deal puri ki main apni deal puri karunga bus thoda saa delay hai jyada nahi 20-25 minutes kaa he hai uske baad jo jagah maine bataai thi wahaan ladki mill jaaegi aapko..
Main-Jaldi kar bhosdk..
Vinu-Ji ji.. Also ye ladki cocaine maang rahi hai bolo toh dedun??
Main-Bhosdk treatment chal raha hai uska bawligand, sochna bhi matt dene ki..
Vinu - Arrey rey rey kuch seconds late hogaye bhai ye Dinesh ne dose de he di usko..
Main-Teri maa na chod dun toh kehna maadarchod..
Vinu - Arrey jyaada nahi di bus ek chutki di hai, kya kata orr ye chup bhi toh nahi horahi aai hai tabse yahi maange jaa rahi hai ek sans mein.. Kya Addicted ladki hai ye.
Main-Addict Banaai tune he hai bhosdk..
Vinu-Arrey maalik mujh gareeb ko kyun badnaam kartey ho mere pass aai tabtak toh ye Addicted ban chuki thi maine toh bus iske addiction ko badhaaya hai nothing else..
Main-Haan toh latt lagaai bhi tere he kissi bandey ne hogi naa bawligand, mujhe pata hai kaise kaam kartey ho tumlog shyaana matt ban bhosdk.. Tu jo game khelraha haina woh pehle bhi khel chuka hun main or tujhse bahot bade player k sath and jeet bhi chuka hun ektarfa.
Vinu-Kon Namit Bhatt?? Haan woh toh uss time mein iss game kaa sabse bada khilaaadi tha maanana padega usko kya tapkaaya tha tumne waah.. Prove kardiya tumne ki tum kya cheej ho.
Main-Tujhe bhi waise he thokunga..
Vinu - Darao Matt bhai.. Thoda intejaar karo karta hun call jab ladki ko drop karunga wahaan..
Call disconnected..
Main-Ye maadarchod shyaana toh bahot hai lekin utana he jyaada overconfident hai..
Abeer-Ek dose isne bhi le rakhi hogi toh overconfident apne aap aagaya..
Main - True bhenchod awaaj se he nashedi lagta hai ye toh..
Abeer-Kya bola??
Main-Bolraha hai 25 minutes baad phone karega Vaani ko drop karwaane k baad..
Abeer - Bhosdk ko or kitani derr caahiye..
Main-Kya pata bc kar kya raha hai..
Finally kareeb 30-35 minutes baad mera phone baja jo New number se tha maine uthaaya toh Vinu he tha..
Vinu - AP sahaab jo bhi kaho aap jitana shyaana banda koi hoga nahi dusara..
Main-Nikal gaya naa bhosdk??
Vinu - Oh yeah ekdum safely, bahot durr.. All thanks to you..
Main-Good.. Ladki kahaan hai??
Vinu - Well thoda issue hai actually, tum jitane shyaane ho utane he chutiya bhi ho.. Mujhe nahi pata tha ye ladki itani important hai tumhaare liye ki tum pura sehar bandh karwa doge iska matlab ye toh sone k ande dene waali murgi hai, toh main tum jaisa chutiya thodi hun jo ye murgi ko yun he jaane dunga, issliye main isko apne sath legaya..
Main - Teri maa ki chut bhosdk.. Mere sath game khelega tu dalle.. Maadarchod.. Bhosdk maa chod dunga teri.. Bhenchod... Jaaega kahaan..
Vinu - Gaali matt dijiye AP sahaab, aapne kyun soch liya ki ye sone ki ande dene waali murgi ko yun he chhod dunga main, iske through toh bahot kaam karwaaunga tumse main, or tumhe woh kaam karne he padenge kyunki ladki jaruri haina.
Main-Fir sochle dalle mere sath game khelne kaa ek he nateeja hai woh hai moutt..
Vinu-Arrey soch liya sahaab soch liya, ab tum bus taiyaar rehna agar ladki caahiye toh jo main bolun jab main bolun jaise karne k liye bolun waise he karna. Or yahaan takk ki main toh abhi media ko ek clip bhi bhejne waala hun banaake ki main keval or keval Tumhaari help se nikala hun NCB k changull se bachke.. Waah..Kya headlines hongi kal k newspapers ki. Mahool ban jaaega sarkaar hill jaaegi tumhaari. Waah.. Ek drug dealer ki baaton par kabhi viswas nahi kartey AP.. Hahhaaha...
Main-Teri maa ki chut dalle..
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