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Ab humaari taraf se sab ready tha maine Cabinet ministries baant di thi or uske sath sath paise bhi divide kar diye they ki kisko kitane dene hain bus Raja ki haan sunaney ki derr thi or shyaam already ho chuki thi .
J- Boss time tohh..
Main-Sshhhh J ..Shut up... I'm never wrong Raja ka phone aata he hoga ...
Ab thoda derr se he sahi but meri baat sahi he thi 1 ghante baad Raja ka call aaya J k pass woh ready tha ..Yaani usne haan kar di thi..
Main-Bola tha na J mujhe koi mana nahi kar shakta...Uske betey ko shakal se bhaanp gaya tha main ki usse PM banana hai .
J- No boss , actually phone Raja k betey ka he tha Raja ne haan kardi hai but PM khud Raja he banega..
Main-What the fuck..? Really??
J- Kyun koi problem hai boss ??
Main-Hmmm..Not really.. Problem toh koi nahi hai bus thoda change of plan hai..Humaare liye toh better hai ye ..
Ellie-Kaise ??
Main - Aage chalke kabhi Raja humse bakchodi karega yaa shyaanpatti karega toh hum uske betey ko khareedke uske against kardenge kyunki uska beta toh hai he laalchi ..
J-True that...Backup hogaya ye..
Main-Ellie tu Jaa Yohei se mill..
Ellie-Kya offer leke jaaun boss ??
Main - 120 MPs ...Usko bol 4.5 Million US Dollars harr ek MP k liye jo 540 Million USD bantey hain uske alawa 360 Million USD uske liye ..
Ellie- Damn boss...Itana high de rahe hain hum ???Double derahe hain per MP ka hum 2.5 Million USD per MP bhi bahot jyaada hai...
Main- Ellie tu ek businesswoman hai tujhe toh pata hona chahiye loyalty ki koi keemat nahi hoti jitana do utana kam hai..2.5 denge toh 2-3 saal baad woh fir hath failaake baith jaaenge ki thodi help ho jaati toh acha hota but 4.5 lifetime ka hai i know bahot jyaada hai but I don't mind pait itana bharrdena hai unka ki humse jyaada paise deke koi khareed naa paaye..
Ellie- Ok boss...Or Yohei k 360 kaise dene hain ??
Main- Woh cash nahi lega naa he transfer karwaaega foreign banks mein woh ek businessman hai woh smart khelega woh apne US business mein invest karne ka bolega ..
Ellie-Well fir toh best hai humaare liye easy rahega..
Main-Exactly...900 Million USD k alawa usko Ek 4 Month ki PM post and 5 humaari marji ki ministries jisme 2 confirm major ministries hongi...
Ellie-Ok boss...
Main- ASAP jaake mill ..Aaj Agar Yohei confirm hogaya toh Kal morning mein Yohei k sath jaake tu Yoshimasha se mill ley ..Usko kya dena hai kal he bataaunga ...Yohei ki 120 or Yoshimasha ki 85 Milne k baad hum Raja ko bolenge ki woh jaake Satsuki se mille or uske 65 le aaye yaani yahaan sarkaar ban jaaegi easily humaari or uske baad Hiroshi ko manaana toh orr easy hoga kon nahi aana caahega rulling party k sath log free mein aa jaaenge jabki hum toh Paisa denge behisaab paisa...3 Din Max lagaane hain ispe itana time nahi hai mere pass...
Ellie - Sure boss...
Ab Ellie ne meeting set ki Yohei se jo easy tha as I said earlier Ellie bahot kaam aati hai Yohei ki party or uske business mein ,meeting raat 8 Baje thi jiske liye Ellie nikal gayi thi and udhar se Kivy bhi aagayi thi Jose ka ilaaj karwaake uske daant wagaira and baaki Jo gand maine todi thi sabka ilaaj karwa laai thi woh udhar T bhi india se aagaya tha...
Kivy- Lo boss laa Diya hai aapka Jose..
Main- Kaise ho chicha ??
Jose- I'm good ..
Main- I'm good Boss ..Aise bolte hain ..
Jose- Sorry boss .
Main- Koi naa aadat padd jaaegi..
Kivy- Face ka jugaad bhi Jaldi karna padega boss iska ,Jose ko aadha Underworld jaanta hai kahin pechan mein aagaya toh dikkat ho jaaegi..
Main--Yes absolutely ,Ye task pura hotey he iski plastic surgery karwa do ...Woh Korean doctor ko Pakkado woh best hai..
J- Yeah boss don't worry ho jaaega..Jose ko permanently gayab kardenge task k baad...
Main- Also Wait loose karo chicha yaa gain karo body structure bhi badlo face k sath sath pura change ho jaao bolne ka tareeka badlo ,abhi se accent lagaake baat Karna suru kardo..Koi riks nahi caahiye..
J- Ok boss..
Kivy- Task se yaad aaya ,Kya situation hai boss Raja maana ??
Main- Ofcourse maana ,maanega kyun nahi ,Ellie Yohei se Milne gayi hai ..
Kivy- Gajab ,kya lagta hai ??Kitane percent chances hain succes k??
Main- Abhi 98% ,Yohei Maan Gaya toh 110% ...
Kivy- Gajab..
Jose- Kya kar rahe hain hum ??
J- Sarkaar bana rahe hain Jose babu hum Japan mein..Short mein samjho we are taking over countries one by one or obviously countries ko take over karne k liye wahaan ki sarkaar ko take over karna bahot jaruri hai or wahi hua yahaan sarkaar thodi hilli or hum aagaye yahaan ,Raja se mille usko pataaaya and thoda law ka gyaan diya and woh maan gaya ab hum alag alag faction k leaders se mill rahe hain taaki unse MPs khareedke sarkaar banaa lein..
Jose- Shit...This is ...This is .
Main- Huge yeah I know...Tum jo chindi chor harkat kartey ho usase Saikdon gunna uppar hai ..
Jose- Toh aap Sanjay ko khatam karke woh chapter over kyun nahi kardetey ??
Main- Kon Sanjya ??
J- Sanjay Das boss..
Main- Ohh..Usne mera kya bigaada haibe ??Usko maarke kya he millega mujhe ...Kya aukaat hai uski mere saamne ??Woh hai kon mere saamne ?? Makhi hai woh literally ek makhi or uske sath hajaaron makhiyaan orr hain toh main kyun itani makhi maarke meri chappal kharaab karun or apna time kharaab karun..I don't give a fuck about him ...But uska kaam sahi chal raha hai woh AP ko busy rakhe hue hai jo sahi hai warna bhenchood Sanjay gaya toh AP fir khaali time mein aise aise kand he investigate karega or aise aise kand mostly main he karta hun toh AP munh uthaake mujhe he investigate karne lag jaaega issliye Sanjay ko AP se ladne dey chalne dey unka kaam , time hoga tab marr jaaega woh AP k hathon or naa marra toh kya pata teri tarah mere kahin kaam aagyaa toh usko bhi rakh lunga ..Mere type ka banda hai toh nahi woh but you never know , issliye woh jaane or AP jaane...
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