Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

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Update-359( WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK!)

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Main - Ab main batata hun hua kya hoga tujhe pata tha hum dhundlenge tujhe issliye tu Paul k saamne jaake Roya hoga ki you need protection.. Then Paul ne ye 6 log bheje 6th ye jo fake Bob bana tha ye hai hitman tune iske sath apne kapde exchange kiye kyunki tu darrpok hai kuch bhi bak deta then tumne wait kiya humaara.. Too bad main yahaan aaya..

Sara-Now. Since the tables have turned Bob tumne jyaada choices humein di nahi hain so ab humein caahiye information bahot he valuable information jitani valuable information hogi woh decide karegi ki tumhari biwi and beti k sath kya salukk kiya jaae.. Obviously hum inhe maar nahi shaktey but hum inhe jail bhej shaktey hain kyunki inhone tumhari help ki hai humaare against.. And going against "The League" is a crime..

Bob-. That's.. T. Tt. that's not the truth.. Ye juth hai. Inhone meri koi madad nahi ki.

Sara-Exactly humein pata hai ye juth hai tumhe pata hai ye juth hai but Jury and judge ko kon bataaega ye baat kyunki tum bataane k liye jinda bachoge nahi or hum bhalla bataaenge kyun. Then judge inhe jail bhejega or Jail ki konsi level mein bhejna hai woh main decide karungi and i am sure level 2 theek rahega right??

Main-Oh fuck yeah... Trust me that place is lit main khud rehke aaya hun.. Joshua apne pass rakhega inko for sure...

Bob-Yo. Y. You can't lie in court.. Court mein juth nahi bol shakti tum..

Sara-Agar baat league ki security ki ho toh main kahin bhi juth bol shakti hun and you should know that.. Now 30 seconds its now or never Bob.. Come on tumhari beti ko narak bhejoge tum come on..Itane kaayar toh nahi they tum..

Bob-Ok OK.. Ok i am ready to talk..

Ye sunke woh fake Bob bhaaga meri gun ki taraf obviously meri najar thi uss par kyunki hitman tha woh bhenchod pakka kuch naa kuch karta ab bechare k saamne meri gun paddi thi toh ussne bhaagke wahi uthaai ab maine uthane bhi di kyunki mujhe pata tha gun khaali hai ussne gun uthaatey he muddke Bob k uppar taan di..

Main-Khaali hai beta..

Ye sun ussne trigger dabaaya bhi lekin goli thi nahi toh bc kuch bhi nahi aaya andar se.. Wahin uske piche main ekdum talwaar k sath ready tha woh mudda usase pehle meri talwaar gayi uske gardan k aar paar or literally, literally uski gardan uske sareer se alag hoke saamne dining table par jaake girri or idhar bob ki beti and uski wife ki cheekh nikali..
Ab isase 2 baatein clear hogayi first Paul k aadmiyo k weapons bhenchod by god bahot dangerous hain and second uska harr banda loyal hai. Loyal to death.. Kyunki ye bandey ne pistol mere saamne uthaai thi or ye mujhe goli maar shakta tha lekin issko pata tha iske pass ek he choice hai kyunki fir mere sathi uski gand tod denge issliye issne woh moka Bob k uppar use kiya kyunki Bob k pass thi information jisase iska Boss khatre mein padta.. Isse maalum tha main piche talwaar liye khadda hun or issne ye jaante hue bhi Bob ki taraf gun taani matlab usse apni fikar nahi thi.. Damn that's sick...

Main-Ok League se tumhe kuch nahi milla toh inse kya mill gaya tha. He was about to blast you in your face..

Sara-Chop chop Bob we need that information.

Bob-Ok main tumhe aisi information dunga jo tumhe ye war jitwa degi.. But i need something in return..

Sara-What?

Bob-Tumse mujhe kuch nahi cahiye i want to talk to Master Norman..

Sara-That can be arranged..

Randy - yep.. Wait a second..

Ye bolke Randy bahaar gaya and bhaagtey hue Sahir kaa phone leke waapis aaya..

Randy - Here master is on the line..

Phone speaker par tha.

Norman-Hello There Bob.

Bob-I am sorry Master.

Norman - Sorry is a small word Bob.. You need something better than that..

Bob - I have something better than that Master but in return i want something from you..

Norman-What???

Bob-I want you to promise me that after this information you'll send my family somewhere safe where they don't have to worry about anything.

Norman - That depends on your information Bob but i sure can arrange that..

Bob-Mujhe pata hai Paul kon hai..

Ye sun uss room mein ghanghor shanti chaa gayi bhenchod mera bhi munh khulla kaa khulla reh gaya..

Norman - Are you sure Bob?? What if you are lying?

Bob - I will never lie Master. Meri family kaa sawaal hai..

Norman - If you are telling the truth. Main tumhari family ko abhi k abhi right now out of this country bhejdunga i promise you that.. You on the other hand, you have to die you know that right?

Bob-I know my fate Master..

Norman - But if i find this information is fake then tumhe pata hai main kya karunga..

Bob- Mujhe ache se pata hai master..

Norman - Then tell me..kon hai Paul..

Bob-Dictator Nikol he Paul hai..

Main-What the fuckkkkkkkkk?????

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Randy - So ab keval Us vs Paul right??

Main - Exactly.

Iss bich Sahir kaa ek banda andar aaya ussne Sahir ko kuch bataaya..

Sahir - Master Bob ki family mill gayi hai and most probably unke sath - 2 Bob bhi..

Randy - Perfect..

Bovice - Randy Sara AP and Chang mill lo jaake Bob se.. Haal chaal puchlena..

Sara-Ok master..

Humne jaldi se aadha adhura khaana khaaya and nikalne k liye ready hue..

Bovice - Remember he betrayed us and he should pay the price..

Sara-Ofcourse Master..

Ye bolke hum 4on Sahir k sath gaadi mein aaye..

Sahir - So wohlog yahaan se 3 km durr ek posh area mein rehtey hain.. Uski wife and uski beti toh exact wahi hain photos waali and unke sath ek shaks rehta hai jo kehne ko toh local hai lekin uski koi identification records mein darj nahi hai. Woh koi job nahi karta but ek bungalow mein rehta hai.. So obviously woh he Bob hai... Naa Koi security and naa he koi guards, nothing..

Sara-Good.. By the way weapons kaa kya hua??

Sahir - Weapons subah early morning deliver hojaaenge mam..

Sara-Good.. Abhi jarurat hai bhi nahi..

Sahir - Ok mam.. Here saamne woh bungalow hai.And good news is ye government controlled area hai..

Sara-Perfect then you wait here..

Ye Bolke Main Sara Randy and Chang gaadi se niche uttare. Raat k 10 baje they andherra kaafi tha lekin Street lights ki wajah se streets jagmaga rahi thi.. Humlog Bob k ghar k saamne aaye, ghar bada jarur tha but bungalow nahi bolunga usko main.. Humlog ne bahaar lagi khidki se andar jhaanka toh andar hall mein dinner chal raha tha dinning table par Bob uski wife and uski beti baithe they..

Ab maine jaake bell bajaai and kuch seconds baad Bob ki wife ne gate khola..

Main-Main kehya babhi ji parnaam..

Ye bolke humlog andar enter hue usko dhakka detey hue and Randy or Sara ko dekhtey he Bob apni jagah par khadda hogaya..

Sara-Good evening Bob..

Randy - Relax relax we are not here to kill you or something. We don't even have guns dude..

Sara-Yeah stop freaking out..

Bob-You guys don't need guns to kill someone..

Sara - You deserve to die though and you know that. You betrayed us.. Why??

Bob-Why?? Tum puchte ho why?? Tunlogon ne diya kya tha mujhe maine meri puri jindagi league k piche gawa di thi or badle mein mujhe kya Mila?? Armenia?? Yahaan bhi main khussi khussi aaya but yahaan bhejke mujhe bhool gaye tumlog. Mout k munh mein dhakel diya mujhe. Paul ne mujhe 6 months captured rakha tha they tortured me everyday but no one came to save me then he himself saved me. Unhone mujhe sab diya paisa ijjat ek new identity they gave me everything .

Sara-Well well well lagta hai kissi ko laalach aagaya..

Main - Let's not wait any time here.. Hey Bob good evening i am 2.0 so i have some questions i want to ask and please unke sahi sahi jawaab dena warna i will kill you and your wife and your pretty daughter over here..

Bob-Hhahaha.. You can kill me but you can't touch them.. I know the rules boy i was there before you.. So come on then kill me finish me..

Main-Damn.. By the way for your kind information main sabko maardunga..

Bob-Kisko?

Main-Jo bandey tune andar chipaae hain.. Gate k niche se unki parchaai dikh rahi hai mujhe I can promise you that i will kill all of them and then I'll kill you or fir main asli bob se information lunga..

Ye sunke bob k piche waale dono rooms kaa gate khulla and usme se 6 shaks bahaar aaye jo bhenchod uppar se niche takk fully dark clothing se covered they Ninjas type , unmein se 3 k pass bahot he bhayanak looking Swords thi and 3 k hath mein guns thi automatic woh bhi koi nayi gun, maine first time dekhi thi ye..

Bob-Well well well lagta hai tumlog bina taiyaari k aaye ho.. Hahahaha..

Main-Stop fake laughing you fucking idiot mujhe pata hai tu Bob nahi hai..

Sara-Wait what??

Main-Yeah ye Bob nahi hai.

Bob-What do you mean?

Main-I mean itana sab plan kiya tumlogo ne lekin woh saamne lagi ek choti c family photo utaarna bhull gaye jisme ye bob ki wife hai bob ki beti hai and then Bob hai but tum toh Bob nahi ho..

Bob-Who are you??

Main-Doesn't matter..

Bob-Sahi kaha tum jo bhi ho marrne waale ho so it doesn't matter.. Tum sab marrne waale ho obviously Sara ko main nahi maar shakta for obvious reasons but I can kill all of you..

Main-I am telling you boss main in sabko maardunga..

Bob-Hahahahah.. You know kon hain ye?? Yelog "The Lost" k hitmans hain jitani teri umar hai utani inki training hai.. What are you talking about..

Main-By the way tum 3 ko guns nahi milli??

Aadmi1 - Humein guns ki jarurat nahi padti..

Main-Well mujhe padti hai..

Mera right hand meri pistol k uppar tha, maine pistol jhatke se nikaali or wohlog kuch samjh paatey usase pehle maine teeno guns waalon ko target kiya kyunki i know mere pass 3 he bullets baaki thi. Maine pehle ki khopdi kholi tab dusare dono guns uthaane lage but unke pass thi assault rifles jo uthi usase pehle maine un dono ko thok diya ye dekh talwaar waale humaari taraf bhaage lekin humaare bich ka gap bahot jyaada tha issliye maine pistol niche daali or apne dono chaaku nikaale right hand waala chaaku toh maine directly fainka jo jaake laga pehle bhaagte hue shaks k galle par toh usske breaks wahin par lage and dusara chaaku laga second bandey k shoulder k uppar jisase woh slow jarur hua but rukka nahi ulta woh meri taraf bhaagta he aaya or aatey he ussne mere Uppar talwaar se waar kiya jisase main jukh k bacha.. Then again ussne talwaar chalaai abki baar main piche hatta.. This guy is good.. But i am better issliye jaise he ussne abki baar mujhpe talwaar se waar karna caaha main piche hattne ki bajaae aage badha or apne right hand se uske dono hath uppar he roukke and left hand se uske shoulder mein dhansa chaaku nikaala or jabtak woh apne hath chudda paata maine uska galla kaat diya. Woh apne ghutano par girra and maine uski talwaar usase cheen lee..

Ab wahaan bacha ek woh hitman ek fake Bob, bob ki wife and daughter or unsabki gand fatt gayi thi ye sab dekh k.. Even Sara and baaki k munh bhi khulle k khulle reh gaye they rehne he they bc literally seconds mein ye sab hua tha, suru mein marrne waalon ko toh samjh bhi nahi aaya hoga ki hua kya..

Main-You.. I know tu Bob hai issliye saamne aa..

Maine last bache hue hitman ki taraf ishara kiya..

Main-Talwar niche daaldey warna tu bhi marega..

Ye sun real bob ne talwaar niche daali and apne munh se woh Ninja waala kapda hataaya tab aaya asli bob humaare saamne..

Bob-How???How did you know it was me..

Main-Bhosdk khudko dekh konse angle se Ninja yaa hitman lagta hai tu. Teri tond bahaar nikali hui hai tu aise khadda hua hai maano teri kamar tutti hui hai aise hitmans movies mein he hotey hain.. Noob..

Bob - Who are you???

Main-Daddy..

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Update-359( WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK!)

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Main - Ab main batata hun hua kya hoga tujhe pata tha hum dhundlenge tujhe issliye tu Paul k saamne jaake Roya hoga ki you need protection.. Then Paul ne ye 6 log bheje 6th ye jo fake Bob bana tha ye hai hitman tune iske sath apne kapde exchange kiye kyunki tu darrpok hai kuch bhi bak deta then tumne wait kiya humaara.. Too bad main yahaan aaya..

Sara-Now. Since the tables have turned Bob tumne jyaada choices humein di nahi hain so ab humein caahiye information bahot he valuable information jitani valuable information hogi woh decide karegi ki tumhari biwi and beti k sath kya salukk kiya jaae.. Obviously hum inhe maar nahi shaktey but hum inhe jail bhej shaktey hain kyunki inhone tumhari help ki hai humaare against.. And going against "The League" is a crime..

Bob-. That's.. T. Tt. that's not the truth.. Ye juth hai. Inhone meri koi madad nahi ki.

Sara-Exactly humein pata hai ye juth hai tumhe pata hai ye juth hai but Jury and judge ko kon bataaega ye baat kyunki tum bataane k liye jinda bachoge nahi or hum bhalla bataaenge kyun. Then judge inhe jail bhejega or Jail ki konsi level mein bhejna hai woh main decide karungi and i am sure level 2 theek rahega right??

Main-Oh fuck yeah... Trust me that place is lit main khud rehke aaya hun.. Joshua apne pass rakhega inko for sure...

Bob-Yo. Y. You can't lie in court.. Court mein juth nahi bol shakti tum..

Sara-Agar baat league ki security ki ho toh main kahin bhi juth bol shakti hun and you should know that.. Now 30 seconds its now or never Bob.. Come on tumhari beti ko narak bhejoge tum come on..Itane kaayar toh nahi they tum..

Bob-Ok OK.. Ok i am ready to talk..

Ye sunke woh fake Bob bhaaga meri gun ki taraf obviously meri najar thi uss par kyunki hitman tha woh bhenchod pakka kuch naa kuch karta ab bechare k saamne meri gun paddi thi toh ussne bhaagke wahi uthaai ab maine uthane bhi di kyunki mujhe pata tha gun khaali hai ussne gun uthaatey he muddke Bob k uppar taan di..

Main-Khaali hai beta..

Ye sun ussne trigger dabaaya bhi lekin goli thi nahi toh bc kuch bhi nahi aaya andar se.. Wahin uske piche main ekdum talwaar k sath ready tha woh mudda usase pehle meri talwaar gayi uske gardan k aar paar or literally, literally uski gardan uske sareer se alag hoke saamne dining table par jaake girri or idhar bob ki beti and uski wife ki cheekh nikali..
Ab isase 2 baatein clear hogayi first Paul k aadmiyo k weapons bhenchod by god bahot dangerous hain and second uska harr banda loyal hai. Loyal to death.. Kyunki ye bandey ne pistol mere saamne uthaai thi or ye mujhe goli maar shakta tha lekin issko pata tha iske pass ek he choice hai kyunki fir mere sathi uski gand tod denge issliye issne woh moka Bob k uppar use kiya kyunki Bob k pass thi information jisase iska Boss khatre mein padta.. Isse maalum tha main piche talwaar liye khadda hun or issne ye jaante hue bhi Bob ki taraf gun taani matlab usse apni fikar nahi thi.. Damn that's sick...

Main-Ok League se tumhe kuch nahi milla toh inse kya mill gaya tha. He was about to blast you in your face..

Sara-Chop chop Bob we need that information.

Bob-Ok main tumhe aisi information dunga jo tumhe ye war jitwa degi.. But i need something in return..

Sara-What?

Bob-Tumse mujhe kuch nahi cahiye i want to talk to Master Norman..

Sara-That can be arranged..

Randy - yep.. Wait a second..

Ye bolke Randy bahaar gaya and bhaagtey hue Sahir kaa phone leke waapis aaya..

Randy - Here master is on the line..

Phone speaker par tha.

Norman-Hello There Bob.

Bob-I am sorry Master.

Norman - Sorry is a small word Bob.. You need something better than that..

Bob - I have something better than that Master but in return i want something from you..

Norman-What???

Bob-I want you to promise me that after this information you'll send my family somewhere safe where they don't have to worry about anything.

Norman - That depends on your information Bob but i sure can arrange that..

Bob-Mujhe pata hai Paul kon hai..

Ye sun uss room mein ghanghor shanti chaa gayi bhenchod mera bhi munh khulla kaa khulla reh gaya..

Norman - Are you sure Bob?? What if you are lying?

Bob - I will never lie Master. Meri family kaa sawaal hai..

Norman - If you are telling the truth. Main tumhari family ko abhi k abhi right now out of this country bhejdunga i promise you that.. You on the other hand, you have to die you know that right?

Bob-I know my fate Master..

Norman - But if i find this information is fake then tumhe pata hai main kya karunga..

Bob- Mujhe ache se pata hai master..

Norman - Then tell me..kon hai Paul..

Bob-Dictator Nikol he Paul hai..

Main-What the fuckkkkkkkkk?????

Continued..

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Update-359( WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK!)

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Main - Ab main batata hun hua kya hoga tujhe pata tha hum dhundlenge tujhe issliye tu Paul k saamne jaake Roya hoga ki you need protection.. Then Paul ne ye 6 log bheje 6th ye jo fake Bob bana tha ye hai hitman tune iske sath apne kapde exchange kiye kyunki tu darrpok hai kuch bhi bak deta then tumne wait kiya humaara.. Too bad main yahaan aaya..

Sara-Now. Since the tables have turned Bob tumne jyaada choices humein di nahi hain so ab humein caahiye information bahot he valuable information jitani valuable information hogi woh decide karegi ki tumhari biwi and beti k sath kya salukk kiya jaae.. Obviously hum inhe maar nahi shaktey but hum inhe jail bhej shaktey hain kyunki inhone tumhari help ki hai humaare against.. And going against "The League" is a crime..

Bob-. That's.. T. Tt. that's not the truth.. Ye juth hai. Inhone meri koi madad nahi ki.

Sara-Exactly humein pata hai ye juth hai tumhe pata hai ye juth hai but Jury and judge ko kon bataaega ye baat kyunki tum bataane k liye jinda bachoge nahi or hum bhalla bataaenge kyun. Then judge inhe jail bhejega or Jail ki konsi level mein bhejna hai woh main decide karungi and i am sure level 2 theek rahega right??

Main-Oh fuck yeah... Trust me that place is lit main khud rehke aaya hun.. Joshua apne pass rakhega inko for sure...

Bob-Yo. Y. You can't lie in court.. Court mein juth nahi bol shakti tum..

Sara-Agar baat league ki security ki ho toh main kahin bhi juth bol shakti hun and you should know that.. Now 30 seconds its now or never Bob.. Come on tumhari beti ko narak bhejoge tum come on..Itane kaayar toh nahi they tum..

Bob-Ok OK.. Ok i am ready to talk..

Ye sunke woh fake Bob bhaaga meri gun ki taraf obviously meri najar thi uss par kyunki hitman tha woh bhenchod pakka kuch naa kuch karta ab bechare k saamne meri gun paddi thi toh ussne bhaagke wahi uthaai ab maine uthane bhi di kyunki mujhe pata tha gun khaali hai ussne gun uthaatey he muddke Bob k uppar taan di..

Main-Khaali hai beta..

Ye sun ussne trigger dabaaya bhi lekin goli thi nahi toh bc kuch bhi nahi aaya andar se.. Wahin uske piche main ekdum talwaar k sath ready tha woh mudda usase pehle meri talwaar gayi uske gardan k aar paar or literally, literally uski gardan uske sareer se alag hoke saamne dining table par jaake girri or idhar bob ki beti and uski wife ki cheekh nikali..
Ab isase 2 baatein clear hogayi first Paul k aadmiyo k weapons bhenchod by god bahot dangerous hain and second uska harr banda loyal hai. Loyal to death.. Kyunki ye bandey ne pistol mere saamne uthaai thi or ye mujhe goli maar shakta tha lekin issko pata tha iske pass ek he choice hai kyunki fir mere sathi uski gand tod denge issliye issne woh moka Bob k uppar use kiya kyunki Bob k pass thi information jisase iska Boss khatre mein padta.. Isse maalum tha main piche talwaar liye khadda hun or issne ye jaante hue bhi Bob ki taraf gun taani matlab usse apni fikar nahi thi.. Damn that's sick...

Main-Ok League se tumhe kuch nahi milla toh inse kya mill gaya tha. He was about to blast you in your face..

Sara-Chop chop Bob we need that information.

Bob-Ok main tumhe aisi information dunga jo tumhe ye war jitwa degi.. But i need something in return..

Sara-What?

Bob-Tumse mujhe kuch nahi cahiye i want to talk to Master Norman..

Sara-That can be arranged..

Randy - yep.. Wait a second..

Ye bolke Randy bahaar gaya and bhaagtey hue Sahir kaa phone leke waapis aaya..

Randy - Here master is on the line..

Phone speaker par tha.

Norman-Hello There Bob.

Bob-I am sorry Master.

Norman - Sorry is a small word Bob.. You need something better than that..

Bob - I have something better than that Master but in return i want something from you..

Norman-What???

Bob-I want you to promise me that after this information you'll send my family somewhere safe where they don't have to worry about anything.

Norman - That depends on your information Bob but i sure can arrange that..

Bob-Mujhe pata hai Paul kon hai..

Ye sun uss room mein ghanghor shanti chaa gayi bhenchod mera bhi munh khulla kaa khulla reh gaya..

Norman - Are you sure Bob?? What if you are lying?

Bob - I will never lie Master. Meri family kaa sawaal hai..

Norman - If you are telling the truth. Main tumhari family ko abhi k abhi right now out of this country bhejdunga i promise you that.. You on the other hand, you have to die you know that right?

Bob-I know my fate Master..

Norman - But if i find this information is fake then tumhe pata hai main kya karunga..

Bob- Mujhe ache se pata hai master..

Norman - Then tell me..kon hai Paul..

Bob-Dictator Nikol he Paul hai..

Main-What the fuckkkkkkkkk?????

Continued..

Aur ye huwa dhamaka 2.0 ne khud use bahar bheja hai