Update-346(It Fucking Worked)
Hannah-Tum Magi ko ajaad karwadoge??
Main-Yeah.. Vikram kaa number hai tumhare pass??
Aadni1-Yeah.. Why??
Main - Give me it.. Randy milla phone..
Hannah - Wait wait. What are you doing??
Main - I'll talk to him..
Hannah - Are you stupid or what... He is not going to listen to you..
Main-Oh trust me he will..
Hannah-How??
Main-Tumhe koi idea hai tumhe kaise bachaya kal humne..
Hannah-No.. I was unconscious..
Main - Good.. Randy phone laga..
Randy ne call kiya ussne nahi uthaaya subah 5 baje bhenchod kon he uthaaega.. Randy ne doobara kiya toh iss baar utha liya ussne.. Maine phone liya..
Vikram - Hello..who is this??
Main-Itna jaldi bhool gaya bhosdk..
Vikram - itittis. S. Sits you.. It.. Ts you..
Main-Yeah it's me bitch.. So listen i dont have time to waste on your bitchass i want something.. Magi.. Remember her?? 20 minutes kaa time deta hun tujhe 20 minutes k andar woh Oxford Park k saamne honi caahiye or agar nahi hui toh i promise you main tujhe dhund lunga or itani bhayanak moutt dunga tujhe ki teri aane waali nashalein bhi mere naam se kaanpengi.. Now i know tu billionaire hai yaa connected hai i dont give a fuck i really don't, remember i spared your life meri wajah se jinda hai tu meri di hui jindagi jee raha hai tu or ab meri baat nahi maani tune toh doobara nahi bakshunga tujhe.. I promise you that..I'll burn your empire to the fucking ground and I will enjoy it..
Ye sun kuch seconds ki shanti chaai phone mein jisase main samjh gaya ki woh maan gaya hai..
Vikram - Ok ok.. Ok.. Listen listen main Magi ko chhod dunga but promise me that you'll leave me alone after this and i will never see your face again..
Main - Oh i promise you you won't see me in your city ever again..
Vikram - Ok then 20 minutes.. She'll be at Oxford Park..
Main-Good..
Call disconnected..
Acha hua bhenchod maan gaya main sure naa tha ki ye maanega but try karliya maine warna kon maadarchod isko thokne jaata.. Naa maanta ye toh bc time jaata uppar se beijati hoti woh alag bhenchod RDJ type phone ghumaaya tha maine.
Main - Ok Magi yahaan aajaaegi saamne Park k pass..
Woh sabka munh khull gaya khussi or sadness dono he unke chehre par saaf dijhaai de rahe they..
Hannah-How??
Main-Can i get some coffee??
Ye sun ek ladki wahaan se challi gayi.
Hannah-How?? Tell me..
Randy - Actually kal humne usko thoda darra diya tha you know prank kardiya tha usko or ussi khouff mein maan gaya woh..
Main-Facts..
Ab woh ladki coffee leke aai maine coffee pee or peeke main gate par aaya 2 minutes baad ek gaadi aake uss park k saamne rukki or ussme se ek ladki uttari or woh gaadi challi gayi.. Ladki shakal ane kapdon se bilkul theek lagi matlab most probably kuch galat naa hua hoga uske sath..
Main-Here she is suno apna milaap karlo uske sath then theek subah 8 baje humaare ghar par aajaaana apna samaan leke akele.. Good morning..
Or wohlog kuch bol paatey usase pehle hum nikal gaye kyunki bhenchod fir scene emotional hojaata and fuck that shit issliye directly Hum ghar aae..
Randy - Bhenchod thankfully maan gaya woh..
Main-True warna lawda kon maarne jaata usko sala billionaire uppar se politically connected.. Bhenchod gand marr jaati..
Snow-True..
Main-Main nahaake aata fir naasta karenge..
Ye bolke main nahaane aaya and nahaake naasta kiya thodi derr wait kiya toh woh ladki aagayi ek bag leke..
Main - Oh hell fucking yeah mujhe laga tum bhaag toh nahi gayi.. Chalein guys??
Snow-I am ready..
Randy - Same..
Humlog turant he gaadi mein aae and airport k liye nikale..
Hannah-Listen...
Main-Thanks matt bolna.. Nope. Maine jo kiya mere liye kiya warna i could give two fucks..Issliye Shut up enjoy the drive..
Ab humlog airport pohanchey toh sab ready tha humlog subah 9 baje Singapore se take off kar gaye Humlog shyaam 4 k aas pass headquarters pohanchne waale they ab subah jaldi utha tha main toh plane mein aatey he main so gaya the bichmein main utha toh Randy Snow and Hannah baatein kar rahe they maine apna bag open kiya usme se apni dose lee and waapis se so gaya. Uske baad mujhe Randy ne he jagaaya ki humlog pohanch chuke hain.. Main utha apna bag uthaaya and niche uttare again bhenchod bahaar se yahaan aao toh shardi mein gand fatt jaati hai or wahi hua maine bag se jacket and cap nikaalke pehni and chall paddey Town hall ki taraf jahaan Bovice and Boe humaara he wait kar rahe they..
Main-Main jaa raha hun sone tumlog leke jaao isko..
Randy - Shut up bitch chup chaap sath chall unn dead bodies kaa credit tujhe he lena hai main nahi sunane waala..
Main - Fine.. Fucking bitch..
Humlog townhall pohanchey toh as expected humaara he wait horaha tha humlog cabin mein aae toh wahaan Bovice and Boe dono he they.. Humlog wahaan jukhe, Hannah bhi jukhi then Boe se galle milli woh..
Boe - And he does it yet again..
Main-Ofcourse.
Randy - Can't wait for the promotion 2.0..Master kab kar rahe ho promotion iska..
Boe - Oh no no no maine kaha tha ye task pura hone k baad or ye task pura kahaan hua hai abhi toh ek he step hua hai iss task kaa..
Main-Wait what..
Boe - Yeah, abhi iske dad se jo information millegi uske Uppar bhi tumhe he work karna hai..
Main-Oh damn..
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