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Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

Which type of ending do you want for this part?


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AP 316

Bhagwaan Hun Main Bhosdk.
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Update-309(Prison?)

Holy shit that shit was crazy bhenchod insane.. Literally insane..Maine kuch minutes baad aankhein kholi jab bc plane hillne laga tha.. Take off horaha tha or Randy ne mujhe wahin pakkada hua tha.. Take off k baad main seats pakkad k utha toh sablog ki aankhein bahaar aane ko thi...

Snow - You did it..

Main-Oh yeah.. Told you..

Randy - That was some of the nastiest shits i have ever seen.. It was crazy.. Main ye sab bahot time se kar raha hun or bahot saare logon k sath kaam kiya hai maine i have worked with the best people in this entire continent but that shit was one of the best planning and execution i have ever seen..

Jim-This.. This guy he is mentally ill.. He is a psycho.. You almost died like 30 times in 10 minutes.. What were you thinking..

Sara-Snow we need medical..

Mujhe ek seat par letaaya gaya snow first aid kit laai mere ribs aeea se khoon beh raha tha, jyaada nahi but blood still nikal he raha tha uske alawa mera almost harr body part pain kar raha tha bhenchod.. Lekin ye sab painkillers se theek hojaaega.. Snow ne bahot he neatly mere harr jakham ko saaf karke dawaai lagaai and then mujhe painkillers dene lagi woh.. Mujhe ussne 6 painkillers di jo bahot jyaada thi normal logon k liye but mujhe unse kuch bhi nahi hua ulta mere andar aag lag gayi jiss wajah se main jhatke se khadda hua jeb mein hath daala toh mujhe yaad aaya ki maine meri jeans wahin chhod di thi or ye kurta payjama pehna tha maine iska matlab meri pills wahin reh gayi thi.. No... No... No.... Oh no.. Literally 10 seconds pehle main theek tha ekdum se obviously pain tha lekin mera mind theek tha lekin inn kuch seconds mein sab badal gaya tha mera sir bahot tejj dard kar raha tha mujhe ac mein paseene aarahe they mera pura sareer kaanpaney laga tha.. No.. It is bad..

Randy ne mujhe dekha toh woh samjh gaya as usse bahot ache se pata hai meri condition k baare mein.. And usse Boe and Norman ne bataya bhi tha mere baare mein sab. Issliye ussne mere jebb mein hath daala..

Main- i.. I. Don't have any.. I. I.. Dont..

Randy - Nooo.. Nooo..

Main-I neee drugs.. Pleleleease tell me someone have drugs here... Pleasee...

Snow-what happened?? You good..

Randy - No its happening..

Snow -Fuckk..

Randy - Pills bhi nahi hain uske pass..

Snow -Oh no..

Randy - (Chilaake) kissi k pass drugs hain iss plane mein??

Sara-What happened?? And what drugs..?

Randy - Just any drugs.. We need drugs asap..

Sara-Wait why?? You ok??

Randy-I am ok but he is not... Snow ask pilot unke pass hai kya??

Snow wahaan se gayi, meri conditions worse hone lagi wahaan, main blank hone laga mere andar ek jung chaalu hogayi thi maano koi mere andar se bahaar nikalna caah raha tha or mujhe pata tha ye kya hai...

Sara-What is happening??

Randy - He needs his pills or we need drugs like right now..

Snow - We don't have any drugs.. Alcohol hai?? Is it good??

Randy-Fuck no.. Tell pilot we need to land immediately like immediately.. Asap kissi bhi upcoming airport se permit le humlog land kar rahe hain..

Sara-Wait why though?? We can't land in the middle of nowhere Randy woh bhi mission k bichmein..

Randy - Tum samjh nahi rahi ho this is serious shit.. Master ne mujhe direct orders diye they if something like this happens toh it doesn't matter uss time kya horaha hai kahaan horaha hai or woh kitana bhi important ho lekin isko jo caahiye woh priority lega humessa.. So we are landing..

Sara-Sure.. But is he ok what's happening to him??

Randy - Long story short.. Addiction...

Snow - Boss we are currently above Turkmenistan or humein Ashgabat city mein land hone ki permission milli hai..

Randy-Kitani derr??

Snow - In 15-16 minutes...

Randy - Ok..

Randy ne wahaan se apne ek contact ko call kiya ki woh humein airport par mille jo bhi drugs possible hai woh leke woh bhi Asap.

Main blank hone laga tha or ab shor k bich baaki sab bhi uth gaye they.. Randy mere pass baitha mere hath rub kar raha tha..

Randy - Hey.. Itsme.. Look.. Randy.. Remember Master ne kya kaha tha.. Just fight.. You can beat it..

Meri himmat kuch bolne ki bhi nahi thi like main kuch nahi kar paa raha tha siwaaye kaanpaney k. Bhenchod overconfidence k chakkar mein pills bhool gaya tha main. Fuck.. Next 10 minutes takk kaa mujhe yaad hai ki maine struggle kiya honsh mein rehne k liye and then uske baad kaa mujhe kuch yaad nahi hai next thing jo mujhe yaad hai woh hai meri aankhein ek jhatke k sath khulli kyunki mujhe ek smell aai bahot he jyaada strong woh bhi i know woh kya tha drugs they konse i dont know but jo bhi they bahot strong they main jhat se utha toh mere saamne Randy khadda tha uske hath mein powder jaisa substance tha jo ussne mujhe diya and maine woh turant table par daala and dhakkaar gaya and again after that mujhe kuch bhi yaad nahi hai kyunki main bahot he gehri nind mein chala gaya uske baad.. Mujhe kaafi derr baad kissi ne bahot he jor se jhanjhod kar hilaaya tab meri aankhein khulli toh mere saamne Randy tha or humlog pohanch chuke they and main ekdum fresh feel kar raha tha maano kuch hua he nahi.. Subah k 8 baje they or yahaan bahot jyaada thand thi obviously..

Main-Holy shit that was close..

Randy - It was.. How the fuck you forgot your pills..

Main-No idea.. In excitement i guess..

Randy-Let's go..

Ye bolke main khadda hua or niche uttara Sara Jim and baaki sab niche he they humein town hall jaana tha toh humlog directly townhall ki taraf he gaye jahaan se aage keval main Sara Randy Snow and Jim he gaye humlog seedha master k cabin ki taraf gaye master humaara he wait kar rahe they humlog andar gaye toh wahaan Boe Bovice and Norman teeno mojjud they hum sab k sab unke saamne jukhe and unhone humein khadda hone kaa hukkam diya.. Wohlog kaafi khuss they humaari success se obviously Sara ne unhe pehle he inform kardiya tha ki humne successfully karliya hai ye..

Bovice - So you did the impossible..

Sara-I mean not us humsabka kuch nahi tha it was all him..

Main -Oh hell no it was team work main akele kabhi nahi nikaal shakta tha isko..

Jim -Boss let me tell you something ye jo ladka hai this guy he is undoubtedly one of the best agents i have ever seen in my entire life..

Bovice - Oh trust me We know.. We know very well.

Jim-He saved my life like 20 times. He was fast he was smart he was insane there..

Norman ne mujhe dekha or mujhe ek smile di jisase mujhe kaafi satisfaction milla ki finally maine kuch bada kardiya tha like bahot bada..

Bovice -Jim I'll talk to you soon just go eat something and freshen up you must be hungry..

Jim-Ok master..

Ye bolke Jim jukha or wahaan se ek guard k sath bahaar chala gaya..

Boe - And you did it again..

Main-I kind of did..

Ab agli kuch minutes takk meri he tareef hui wahaan jo sunke bahot acha laga literally itane bade bade log meri tareef kar rahe they woh bhi genuinely lekin uss cool moment ko Sara ne mujhse cheen liya jab woh khaddi hui..

Sara-Ok.. I know AP you did an excellent job more than excellent Infact that was some insane skills. You made the impossible possible.. But jaisa maine kaha tha ki agar humlog jinda pohanchey headquarters toh i will punish you for sure because you broke almost every rule in our books..

Main-I did. I Am so sorry for that i should've known better . Bahaane nahi banaaunga i am ready for my punishment..

Sara-Main tumhe hard punishment dena chaahti thi but you impressed me yesterday so I'll go easy on you so AP i sentence you to 7 days in the prison..

Ye sun meri gand fatt gayi or wahaan mojjud harr shaks k munh se nikala "What"? Bhenchod mujhe laga yahin kuch punishment dedegi lekin ye toh gand marr jaaegi.. Mujhe sabse pehli advice yahaan yahi milli thi ki stay the fuck away from prison.. That thing is deadly.. Fuck no..

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Bhagwaan Hun Main Bhosdk.
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592,892
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Update-310(Fuck!)

Randy - Wait wait.. I think i miss heard it.. Mujhe prison sunaai diya..

Sara-That's what i said..

Randy - Why?? What the fuck.. Issne literally hum dono ki jaan bachaai multiple times..

Sara-Haan toh uss situation mein bhi ussne he daala tha naa right??

Randy - Yeah. I know he broke the rules but he did that just to benefit us.. Jim ko Mika lejaata then what??

Sara-Then it was bad business.. Lekin agar iss bich humein yaa isko kuch hojaata toh then what??

Main-It's ok.. Its fine.. I'll go.. 7 he toh din ki baat hai it's fine..

Sara-Here we go.. And Randy you know we need to punish him it'll help him in future..

Randy - Ok it is upto you.. I am out..

Ye bolke Randy wahaan se chala gaya uske sath Snow bhi chali gayi..

Boe-Sara obviously it is your decision tum team leader thi or iske uppar hum kuch nahi kar shaktey but are you sure about this??

Sara-Yes master..

Boe-Ok then..

Sara kaa ye decision wahaan kissi ko passand nahi aaya but ye bhi sach tha ki ye decision bahot sahi tha or frankly speaking woh mere Uppar daya kar rahi thi 7 din deke bahot jyaada daya.. Woh mujhe sabak sikhaane k liye kar rahi thi ye but usko ye nahi pata tha mujhe kya he farak padega bhenchod..

Boe-AP you heard her..

Main-Oh yeah i am ready..

Norman - First get some medical help then your sentence will start from tomorrow..

Main-Oh no master i am fine my sentence will start in 30 minutes.. I am good.. Just need to go to house and I'll be back..

Bovice - Ok.. Ok.. Well it is what it is but remember AP don't let this take you down tumne woh kardiya hai jo koi nahi kar paata . You should be proud of this punishment. You earned it.. And i am sure you'll be fine in prison.. You can easily do it..

Norman - Oh yeah he will be more than fine in the prison. He will love it there..

Main-I'll be back Master..

Ye bolke main ghar ki taraf aaya bhenchod jo bhi hai 7 din.. Gand marr jaaegi aise toh bhenchod.. 7 din kaise nikalenge.. Pehle toh mujhe apni pills caahiye thi 7 din k liye bus fir main aage kaa aage dekhunga..

Main apne ghar aaya toh wahaan koi nahi tha bc sab gayab main room mein aake mast nahaaya and then bahaar aake meri pills lene laga toh mujhe pillls wahaan nahi milli.. What the fuck kahaan rakhdi maadarchod.. Maine mera pura room dhunda then niche aaya toh hall mein mujhe mera woh pills waala bag rakha dikha mujhe.. Bhenchod ab sans aaya dil jagah chhod gaya tha ek baar ko.. Lekin ye yahaan kaise aai what the fuck..

"Inki jarurat nahi padegi tumhe"..

Ye awaaj mere piche se aai or literally main pura kaanp gaya darr k maare.Main piche mudda toh piche Mogui khaddey they.. Main jhat se apne ghutano par aaya..

Mogui - At ease..

Main khadda hua..

Main-Aap yahaan?

Mogui - Yeah.. Rakhdo pills ko waapis inki jarurat nahi padegi tumhe.. And also tum aise openly ye nahi lejaa shaktey andar.. Prison hai tumhara hotel nahi...

Main-Jarurat nahi padegi?? Master i almost died few hours back because of these.. Inhi ki jarurat hai mujhe..

Mogui - No no no.. Wrong.. Inki jarurat tumhe hai obviously or tumhaare liye prison mein koi jagah nahi hai.. Tum literally 2 ghanto k bich maare jaaoge andar.. Prison is no joke AP.. You need to unleash the beast there warna log tumhe jaatey he kuchall denge.. Wahaan jaanwar rehtey hain AP that's why you need to the beast.. Usko pills nahi caahiye or usko jo caahiye woh wahaan bharpurr millega tumhe.. You know prison meri favorite place thi.. Kyun pata hai?? Kyunki wahaan tumhe real challenge miltey hain wahaan pata chalta hai tumhe ki tum ho kon wahaan decide hota hai tum kya banoge.. And most importantly wahaan koi rules nahi hai you can do anything you want to anyone you want.. You can kill hundreds of people or koi kuch nahi bolega tumhe.. Samjhe??

Main-Yeah.. Master you are underestimating me maine literally impossible ko possible kardiya tha toh mujhe beast ki kya jarurat hai..

Ispar woh hanse..

Mogui - Woh tum nahi they woh beast he tha..

Main-What??

Mogui - Yeah Sara ne bataya mujhe tumhari eyes kaa colour changed tha jo ye prove karta hai ki jo kiya ussne kiya and then woh nahi aata toh tumhe pills ki jarurat nahi padti.. Samjhe..

Main-Ok..ok.. Ok..

Mogui - Remember AP he is the only cure you have.. He can solve all your problems.. Just trust him.. Trust him..

Ye sunke maine pills kaa bag waapis niche daala..

Main-I got you.. By the way Sara se yaad aaya that bitch.. I saved he..

Mogui - She is my daughter..

Main-Wait what.. Ok. Bye.. I'll see you in 7 days Master..

Ye bolke main wahaan se itani speed se nikala ki bhenchod flash bhi sharma jaaye meri speed se.. Sara Mogui ki beti hai what the fuck.. No shit woh itani advanced hai mujhe laga he tha aise he koi itana strong nahi ban jaata ye toh bc dna mein he hota hai or ye Sara k dna mein tha obviously.. Holy shit.. Chalo main soch raha tha Sara se badla lun kabhi Jail bhejne kaa lekin woh idea maine seconds k hissab se drop kardiya or main directly Bovice k pass pohancha jahaan Sara Boe and Bovice teeno mojjud they..

Main-I am ready..

Sara-You sure?? Remember agar medical help caahiye toh kal suru kar shaktey ho tum..

Main-I am fine..

Sara-Ok Then Remember AP you did a wonderful job but you forgot the most important part" the rules". That's why i am sending you to prison so you'll remember this in future it will help..

Main-Sure madam..

Sara-Ok guards...

Ye sunke 4 guards wahaan aae..

Sara-Prison.. Normal cells With Normal Inmates for 168 Hours.

Guard - Yes Mam..

Ye bolke unhone mujhe sath liya or chal paddey waahan se.. Boe bahaar takk mere sath aae..

Boe - You will be fine there maine normal cells mein he rakhne kaa bola hai tumhe and i am confident that you'll handle yourself there easily..

Main-Ok master.. Thanks..

Boe-Take care.. See you in 7days..

Main-See yaa.. Oye guard..

Guard1-Yes Sir..

Main-Ye normal cell kya hota hai??

Guard - As you know prison bahot badi hai sir or usme bahot he jyaada prisoners bhi hain woh bhi bahot jyaada dangerous.. Issliye prison ko 3 levels mein devide kiya gaya hai.. First Normal cells jisme normal criminals ko rakhte hain like small time criminals, rule violators, yaa jiska judgment nahi hua ho ki usse kahaan rakha jaaega ya kitane time k liye rakha jaaega and some others.. Isme danger kam he hota hai but still they are criminals afterall.. Then hai Level 2 Prison jisme high profile criminals ko rakha jaata hai like murderers, Assassins, hitmans, terrorists this place is disgustingly dangerous wahaan agar thoda saa bhi dhyaan hatta toh you are dead. Then aati hai final jisse "Maximum Security" boltey hain yahaan psychopaths ko rakha jaata hai Mass Murderers, Biological warfare culprits, Serial killers, Dictators mentally insane people who wants to erase mankind, now yahaan koi nahi jaana caaahta that stuff is insane wahaan log pagal hain or unhe pagalon ki tarah he rakha jaata hai.. Wahaan 1 din nikaalna matlab death.. Those people are crazy.. You should be thankful jo Sara madam ne tumhe normal prison mein rakha..

Main-Damn you right..


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