Update-219(I Fucked Up Badly)
Maine Rifle reload ki Chang niche uttara ab bache bandey keval andar.. Ek room tha usme kya tha kya nahi no idea lekin Somveer or Anil dono andar they.. Hum uss room k close aaye lekin thoda hattke he kaddey hue..Uss room Mein keval ek gate ki he jagah thi or usme bhi gate nahi laga tha or koi window wagairaah nahi thi under construction area tha ye..
Main-Beta Anil bahaar aao. Kabtak chuppoge.. Bhosdk ab kya chupp hai mujhe pata hai abtoh andar ho tumlog..
Anil-Aaja toh Andar..
Main - Main toh aaunga he be gandu.. Mujhtak rehta tu toh kuch din or jinda reh leta lekin ghar takk Jaake galati kardi tune.. Naa naa naa..
Anil - Tere bhai ki wajah se hua hai ye sab..woh Sala TV par hero ban gaya mujhe sabke saamne laake.. Bhenchod Gand maardi Saare plan ki..
Main-Naa beta ye sab teri he wajah se hua hai.. Tu Gandu hai sale sab tha tere pass paisa power and naam lekin fir bhi drugs Mein gaya tu..
Anil - Arrey lawde kaa power. Sala kand hua Sabki galati thi usme lekin nikaala keval mujhe gaya bhenchod bole next election Mein fir aajaana lekin fir ticket naa milli kutta bana diya mujhe..
Ab Chang wahaan le aaya ek chota gas cylinder jo chulhe k sath aata hai chang ne uske Uppar se woh chulha ukhaada and side Mein Ek jallta hua danda uthaaaya..
Main-What the fuck..
Chang - Idhar dekha tha abhi thodi der Pehle..
Main-Gajab bc.. Gajab.
Chang - I know.
Main-(Chilaake) Anil 3 seconds.. Bahaar aaja warna bc andar he game over hojaega.. 3.... 2.....1..
Ab Chang ne woh cylinder light karke andar ludka diya or humlog piche hatt gaye bc and uske Uppar goliyaan chalaane lage andar waalon ki gand fatti 3 bandey bhaage aaye bahaar hum bc gate se uss cylinder par goliyaan chala rahe they lekin woh bichmein aagaye toh un teeno ko wahin gate Mein sula diya tab hua wahaan blast.. Jyaada nahi but bc ek baar ko toh pura room aag ki lapton se bharr gaya tha.. And tab humlog bhaage andar guns taane pata tha high chances hain sab marre nahi honge andar.. Or aisa he hua 3 bandey jinda they andar Anil jo ek drum or deewar k bich Mein chippa tha woh ab mudhe munh padda tha uske alawa Somveer jo sabse piche tha ek kursiyon k dherr k piche woh bhi padda khaans raha tha and third banda jo bc half jall gaya tha..
Somveer-Goli.. Goli. Matt maarna please.. Please.
Maine usko Galle se pakkada and bahaar leke aaya bc andar jall Jaata or rukkata toh Chang Anil ko ghaseet k laaya bahaar and bahaar daala unko Humne.. Woh dono niche girr gaye.. Jhulas se gaye they wohlog..
Main-Haanji beta.. Ab bol.. Kahaan hai Andrew's??
Anil-..mmrmujhe nahi pata.. Mamamain toh mila bhi nahhi usase.. Milne waala tha lekin tere bhai ne.. Ussne. Sab b. V. V. Barbaad kardiya..
Main-Too bad..
Chang-Boss Aap inko dekho main search karleta hun area and jaldi 2-3 minutes left only..
Ye bolke Chang udhar se chala gaya..
Main-Haan toh Somveer beta kya bole they tum?? Darrtey nahi ho.. Ab darr gaw?? Yaa abhi bhi nahi darra..
Somv-Nm.m.mmujhe Matt maaro please..
Main-Kyun??
Somv-Mmamain tumhare bahot kkakaam Aa shakta hun.. Meme. Mere pass. Information hai.
Main-Tere pass jinki information hai mere liye woh bandey exist he nahi kartey.. Or bhosdk Rahi baat darrne ki main mout hun jab main durr hota hun tab mujhse log nahi Darrtey lekin jab main unke saamne khadda hota hun toh khouff-2 Mein he log Marr jaatey hain.. Tujhe bola tha maine par tujhe hero banana tha.. Good bye my friend..
Ye bolke maine uski khopdi Mein goli maari.. Ye dekh Anil seham gaya..
Main-Bhonka toh tu bhi bahot tha challenge de raha tha dhamki Deraha tha Haryana jaaega ye karega woh karega..And then teri sabse badi galati meri family takk gaya tu. Bhagwan banana tha naa tujhe bhosdk?? Uppar Jaake khud permission lelena bananey ki.
And Bam right in the fucking head. maine usko ek he goli maari and chapter over uski khopdi khull gayi.. And finally Chapter Roorkee is closed for good..
Chang-(BT Par) Boss we gotta move highway side police sirens sune hain maine lets go. Jiss side se aaye they uss se he..
Ye sun main bhaaga wahaan se Gand faad, backside thi Gaadi humari and udhar police late pohanchegi as pura ghum k aana tha and sach Mein he Humein dusari taraf highway side police ki gaadiyaan aati dikhi, lekin tabtak hum main road par they mere pait Mein pain tha ribs ki side kyunki vest k Uppar lagi goli Dard bahot jyaada deti hai but still main gand faad bhaaga and seedha Gaadi mein aaya Chang ne turant Gaadi nikaal Lee wahaan se.. Maine vest nikaali and finally khulke sans liya.. Holy fuck..
Chang-So finally ye chapter bhi over hogaya.. And we won yet again.. Apna track record gajab he hai boss..
Main-True.. By the way ye vest bahot he bhayanak badhiya hai..I think saamne se toh shotgun shot takk seh shakti hai..
Chang-I know All the way from Russia baby.
Main-Gajab chal jaldi se drop kardey safe house then unke cameras on kardena subah kaa main subah dekhunga.. And also ye weapons gayab kardey.
Chang-Cool.. Great job out there boss..
Main-No great job by you I must say Chang I am seeing a lot of improvements in you.. I mean obviously tu Pehle Bhi godlike he tha but time k sath sath or jyaada godlike horaha hai.. Meri jagah leni hai kya??
Chang - Well thanks boss. Rahi baat jagah ki toh woh toh aapko bhi maalum hai aapke level takk main nahi pohanch shakta..
Main-I know.. But great job..
Humlog safe house pohanchey main Gaadi se uttara then andar gaya toh bc sab still fully behonsh they bc Marr Warr toh naa gaye...Maine sansein dekhi toh chal rahi thi unki ab main seedha andar aaya toh same situation andar thi uske baad main mere room Mein aaya Jahaan Ami still jameen par behonsh thi usko uthaya maine and uske room mein bed par sulaake aaya and khud waapis mere room Mein aaya.. FINALLY... Finally bhenchod ye chapter over hua.. Anil banda shyaana tha and uske pass Govind jaisa hathyaar tha lekin lalach Maar gaya unhe and obviously fir main toh tha he..
Ye sab sochtey hue main bed se niche he so gaya kyunki subah story bhi toh sunaani thi.. Subah kissi ne mujhe jhinjhod k jagaya maine dekha toh Saamne Aditi or deep khaddey they ab maine behonshi se uthne kaa bhayanak naatak kiya..
Main-Oh my god.. My head hurts..
Main niche se utha and chaaron taraf dekhne laga..
Main-What the fuck just happened..
Aditi-Same question.. What happened??
Main-I don't know what the hell mujhe toh chakkar aarahe hain daru peene k Baad naa hota aisa hangover toh..
ADITI-Matlab ye sab tumne nahi kiya??
Main-Kya sab??
Aditi-For your kind information AP humare dinner Mein Kuch milaya gaya tha jisase sablog behonsh hogaye they.. And i am sure ye tumne kiya hai..
Main-What the fuck do you mean maine toh khud dinner finish kiya tha beshak medical karwalo mere andar bhi same he cheej hogi and Haan behonsh toh main bhi hua tha i dont know kya hua but main dinner k Baad so gaya tha..
Aditi-Are you sure??
Main-100% I swear mera medical test karwalo..
Aditi-Then kissne kiya hoga??
Main-I don't know.. Kitchen services se pata karwao.. Ami Kahaan hai??
Aditi-She is stil unconscious..
Main-This should be investigated.. Bc agar jehar daal detey toh?? "
Aditi-Don't worry this will be investigated.. By the way tumse koi milne aaya hai.. Andar bhej rahi hun main..
Ye bolke woh bahaar gayi.. Chutiya banaya bada maja aaya chutiya banaya bada maja aaya.. Khudse ye boltey-2 rukk gaya main kyunki mere room Mein Ek lady ki entry hui jisse wahaan dekh main bc wahin ka wahin rukk gaya.. Saamne koi or nahi CBI Chief Anjana khaddi thi.. Or uske cehre par ek smile thi evil smile yaani ye jo bhi tha woh acha toh nahi hone waala.. Woh andar aai Door lock kiya..
Anjana-Hey AP.. How are you??
Main-Gand maardi tumlogon ne ghanta kaa how are you ..
Anjana-Oh belive me usme humara bus naam naam tha kaam Saara politics ne kiya tha.. Hum toh yun he badnam hain..
Main-I know I know..
Anjana-You know AP I am surprised ki tumne abhitak mujhse badla nahi liya hai.. Tumhe pata hai kitane din se high alert par thi main ki tum kab kuch karoge kab kuch karoge..
Main-You know old AP hota toh main badla lechuka hota but ab main badal chuka hun i am way smarter know way way way smarter.. Badle mein vishwas nahi rakhta main ab i am changed.. Living a happy life..
Anjana-Well Tumhaari life aage happy nahi hone waali.. Infact your life is about to become a living hell..
Main-Wait why??
Anjana-Oh stop it AP hum dono ko he pata hai tumne kya kiya hai kal raat..
Main-I don't know what the fuck you talking about..
Anjana-Oh we know don't worry we know..
Main-Kya proof hai lekin?? LAW NEEDs PROOF..
Anjana-Oh mujhe laga tum puchoge he nahi.. I have proof ULTRAHD proof.. Wait..
Ye bolke ussne jebb se apna phone nikaala and usme ek video clip play ki. Or woh vedio clip dekhte he mere munh se nikala..
Main-Oh my fucking god..
Actually ye meri he clip thi kal raat ki or tab record ki gayi thi jab maine Anil and Somveer ko maara.. With sound.. And woh dekhte he main samjh gaya tha it's game over..
Anjana-Surprise...
Main-You Motherfucking bitch..
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