Update-79(Clues????????)
Ab uss Mandeep ne mujhe diya bat Sheetal wahin ek side aagayi Jahaan gaon k bujurg wagaairaah excersise kar rahe they Sheetal ko sab jaantey they ussne sabko wish kiya and then wahaan ek bench par baithi kuch old ladies k sath..
Vinay ne apni team ko pata nahi kya samjhaaya kya nahi lekin wohlog aae position par..
Mandeep-5 over Mein 25 par 6 out hain apne bhai 5 over main 67 run Orr caahiye hain.. Strike hai aapki..
Main-Ok..
Bhenchod Samjhne ko time naa tha mera bat bhi halka he lag raha tha mujhe or bowler bhenchod lamba sa runup leraha tha iski Maa kaa Shoaib Akhtar maarun.. Woh Vinay maadarchod jo abhitak boundary par fielding kar raha tha woh ab aage Silly point par fielding kar raha tha..
Ab bowler bhaaga main Pehle roukaney waala tha kam se kam pata toh chale scene kya hai lekin uss bhenchod ne maari gand takk kaa dum lagaake Yorker obviously main roukaney waala tha or rouka bhi maine Ekdum khod k nikaali woh Yorker.. Lekin jaise be mera bat niche jameen par or ball par laga bhenchod Saara bat kaanp gaya mere hath takk Mein current aaya maine niche daala bat..
Vinay - Shabbas shabbas bowling ladke..
Main-Bc bat toh dhang kaa dedo be..
Mandeep-Ye mere waala sahi hai bhai..
Woh aake mujhe bat deke gaya yess ye theek tha kaafi heavy bat tha.
Vinay-Bat badalne se kuch na hota sahaab..
Main-Try karne mein k Jaata Hai sahaab..
Ab ye ball thi bhaari or pitch thi pathar ki homemade, toh medium pacer ki ball bhi bhenchod gand faad aaegi lekin achi Baat ye thi agar shot lag gaya toh jaaegi bhi itani he durr..
Maine set hone k liye next 3 balls or rouki..
Vinay-Arrey k Baat bhai test naa hai yo..
Main-Really??
Vinay- Haao..
Main-Ab dekh toh fir..
Main bowler ko samjh gaya tha bus gand takk kaa jorr laga raha tha woh seam yaa variations kuch nahi thi uske pass.. Or mere hissab se sab aise he they Yahaan..
5th ball daali ussne patak k medium bouncer jo mere kandhe k pass aai or maine ghuma k maara piche deep fine leg or long leg k bich mein piche feilder tha nahi hota toh bhi lund ukhaad leta seedha Uppar se gayi 6 k liye.. Or Maine bus time kiya tha ball ko bc Baaki kaam apne aap Hogaya.. Woh log ball laane gaye or woh Mandeep aaya mere pass..
Mandeep-Shot bhai shot..
Main-Aage spinner k bhi overs hain kya??
Mandeep-Sab spinner k he hain bhai 1 bus issi kaa Baaki hai fast kaa.. Last Mein daalega ye..
Main-Interesting jeetgaye firr toh.. Single lena ab..
Ball aai waapis main strike par aaya ball daali ussne aage aaram se push kardiya maine single k liye.. Aage spinners k over they isliye strike jaruri thi..
4 over Mein 60 caahiye they.. Ab aaya ek londa Bowling leke spinner tha kyunki aage he khadda tha.. Main ready hua iski gand fod dunga main.. Lekin bhenchod gand tab marri jab ussne seedhi he ball faink di i mean waise he khaddey khaddey na hath ghumaaya naa kuch or seedha bhatta spin fainki main Pehle he hatt gaya ball k aage se..
Main-Ye kya haibe??
Vinay-Ball hai..
Main-Ye faink kaise raha hai?? Bhatta seedha..
Vinay-Haan hath ghumaake fast allowed hai or bina hath ghumaake spin..
Main-Ya kya system hua bc..
Vinay-Hath ghumaana naa aata sabko Yahaan 1 - 2 ko he aata hai..1 ball hogayi chalo chalo..
Main--Abe hatt gaya tha main Pehle he..
Vinay-Toh hum kya karein..umpire 1 ball hogayi chalo..
Umpire bhi ussi jaisa gandu tha Haan bharrdi lekin issue ye hogaya tha inko toh bhenchod bahot jyaada maardunga main aise thodi chalta hai main isko 5 six Maar shakta tha abhi bhi.. Bhenchod aise kaise agar plastic yaa tennis ball hoti Toh theek aise seedha bhatta fainko usme dum lagta hai lekin isme toh Maar he jyaada dunga main inko..
Ab woh fir aaya bowler apni jagah khadda hua.. Bhenchod hillna bhi naa tha usko seedha fainkna tha.. Ab bowled ya lbw hone waala tha nahi main isase run main bhaagunga nahi or catch ye ball hogi nahi kyunki lagi toh seedha bahaar be jaaegi ab bacha ek tareeka woh tha edge and piche bus ussi se bachna tha ab dekhlunga main..
Uss bandey ne fainki same khaddey khadey main aage nikala or diya long on k Uppar se usko 6..Woh bowler mujhe dekhe then ball ko dekhe..
Vinay-K faink raha hai bhenchod thodi dhang ki faink..
Main - Bhatte Mein dhangki bowling naa hoti tukke hotey hain bus..
Ball aai or bowler ne kuch naa seekha uss shot se bilkul same to same ball daali or maine bhi same to same shot khela lekin abki baar power nahi time kiya or ball gayi easily 6 k liye.. Thoda saa idhar udhar hota toh catch tha..
Vinay-Bhen k Lund dum lagaake faink nyu k kare hai.. Bat par naa de lapedd raha hai yo..
Main-Timing boltey hain isko..
Ball fir aai main samjh gaya tha ab lambi naa dega ye choti ball dega.. Lekin uss gandu ne seedhi full toss he faink di seedhi bat k Uppar mujhe hillna bhi naa padda maine khaddey-2 he jama diya bhenchod bhayanak shot cow corner k Uppar se ye lamba 6 bc kheton Mein gayi ball piche. Or ball k sath fielding waale 5 bandey gaye dhundaney..Vinay uss bowler k piche douda Gaali detey hue..
Mandeep-Batting bhai..
Main - Baaki sab bhi aise he spinner hain kya?
Mandeep-Haan bhai... 20 ball Mein 42 caahiye hain..
Ball dhundaney gaye fielders 5 minute Baad ball leke waapis aae.. Bowler firr aaya position par then bhenchod ne seedhi fainki abki baar dum lagaake seedha pathar maara ho maano jo mere piche se gayi keeper aas pass bhi naa Aa paaya itani tejj seedha wide or 4 run..
Mandeep - Oye bhatta tejj nahi fainkna agli baar no ball dedunga bhen kaa Lund k hai yo.. Roli matt pee.. Oye Vinay dekh le ibb ferr tu rovega jab main fainkunga bhatta..
Main-Arrey fainkaney dey isase naa girrne ki ball..
Befaltu k 5 run aagaye.. 4 ball Mein 23 degaya lawda..
Next ball usnee firr full force se fainki maine rouki woh achi ball thi.. Ball toh kya lund achi thi tukke se seedhe pathar Maar raha tha toh rouk Lee Maine. Lekin last Mein main Pehle he aage khadda hogaya or jaise he pathar fainka ussne maine diya usko bc bilkul straight uske sir k upar se 6 run.
Lund kaa bowler bhenchod.. Over Mein 29 degaya.. 3 over Mein 31 caahiye they..
Ab Vinay firr leke aaya apne premium fast bowler ko jo hath ghumaake faink raha tha uska 1 he over Baaki tha Yaani Vinay mereko out karna caahta tha interesting .. Mandeep ki strike thi.. Mandeep ne mere waala bat liya and Pehli ball ussne daali toh Mandeep ne maara shot down the ground Ekdum clean bhenchod gap Mein full timing k sath 4 run k liye.. Shott.. Ye ladka acha khelta hai.. Nice..
Main-Shot..
Next ball ussne single liya.. Main aaya strike par bat waapis liya.. Ab ye bowler 2 cheejeein try karta hai yaa toh Yorker yaa lambi length bol lo yaa fir bouncer jo puri bouncer nahi hoti kyunki ye niche dum nahi laga paata utana.. Main yorker k liye ready tha.. Or wahi hua ussne yorker daali maine gap Mein daala 2 run they toh Bhaag liya 1 hota toh naa bhaagta. Double liya.. Ab ye fainkega height ball.. Or iske liye ek special treatment ready tha mere pass.. The AP shot..
Ussne daali ball mere stomach height ki pace k sath.. Or Main Palta lefty hua or diya cover k Uppar se 6 Ekdum neat shot..
Vinay-Bhenchod.. Yo k tha..
Vinay khudse he bola..
Saare bandey ball ko he dekhein bus shayad aisa kuch dekha na tha unhone..
Mandeep-Teri beti k yo gajab tha bhai..
Main - I know..
Ab banda ball leke aaya waapis.. 18 runs caahiye they ab 14 balls par.. Bowler fir douda fir choti fainki lekin abki baar shot hua miss time or bhenchod ball unchi utt gayi boundary k Uppar.. Feilder niche tha.. Bhenchod koi naa jeet toh jaaenge he ab..
Mandeep-Bhaag bhai Bhaag run le bahot Uppar hai koi koni pakkadey.. Run lelo..
Ab thi toh simple si catch lekin ussne kaha toh main bhaaga single liya toh bc catch drop hochuki thi lol.. Nice..bhaag k double bhi leliya.... 16 runs caahiye they 13 balls par.. Iski last ball aai issne again Yorker daalni caahi jo girri nahi ulta low full tose aai or Main bhalla kaise miss karta maine bus bat touch kiya wrist power k sath bus kya tha bowler fir dekhe bhenchod fir Saamne waale khet Mein 6 k liye..
Vinay-Match dediya bhai dediya..
Main-Dediya nahi leliya..
Vinay- Haan jeet gaye tum..
Main-Thankyou..
Ab main aaya uss Mandeep k pass.. Mereko usme talent dikha..
Main-Jaa batting kar toh..
Vinay-Aap ball daaloge??
Main-Yep..
Vinay-Laa laa ek ball Pehle mereko try karwaa.. De bat mandeepiya...
Maine ball Lee bahot tejj fainkdunga bc Yahaan toh main Maine runup liya vinay lefty tha or mujhe nahi lagta tha ye jhel paaega maine daali full pace se jo niche pathar ki wajah se or tejj hui and syunn karke nikal gayi piche keeper k pass.
Vinay - Yaa toh dikhi a koni bhai k fainke hai..
Main-I know isko dede bat warna beijjati hojaaegi..
Vinay ne turant bat Mandeep ko diya maine 2 ball daali usko ussne quality shots khele dono balls par.. Bus yahin se bhaanp gaya main usko.. Main rukka toh Sheetal bhi aagayi wahaan woh full hyped thi..
Sheetal-WOW great job AP you killed it..
Main-thanks.
Mandeep-Great job bhai..
Main-Thanks.. Tu acha khelta hai..
Mandeep- Kya bhai 2 balls he toh khele they maine..
Main-main 2 Mein he padhleta hun Saamne waale ko..kya karta hai??
Mandeep-Abhi BSc Mein admission liya hai bhai..
Main-Usko hata Mere college Mein admission le abhi late fees k sath hojaaega wahaan team hai behtreen or coach or bhi behtreen..
Mandeep-Wahaan nahi ho paaega bhai uski ek semester ki fees yahaan meri UG, PG ki fees se bhi double hogi.. Or Uppar se itani he late fees lagegi..
Main-Cricket pasand hai tereko??
Mandeep-Bahot jyaada bhai..
Main-A chotu pen dey toh..
Maine ek ladke se pen or page liya jo score likh raha tha.."Admission By AP".. Itana likha maine uskke Uppar..
Main-kal chutti hai lekin fir bhi Advisor Rajendra mill jaaenge wahaan unko ye dedena or fir parson se college Jaana suru kardena..
Woh ladka mujhe ghurre ab..
Main-Surprised Matt ho I love talent Mehnga Anu kapoor hun main lagaale.. Aag lagaadega tu.. Lol.. Aage Jaa shakta hai isme tu..go for it..
Mandeep- Dhanywaad bhai.. Dhanywaad..
Ye bol mere pairon ki taraf jukha woh..
Main-bus bus pair chune ki jarurat nahi hai. Milta hun wahaan tujhe..
Ye bolke main or Sheetal aage aae..
Sheetal-You can't stop helping people haina..?
Main-People woh deserve my help sure.. This guy is good..
Sheetal-You are just great..
Main-I know.
Hum dono fir scooty par aae or nikale ghar ki taraf.. Andherrra hona suru hogaya tha humlog ghar aae tabtak theek andherra hogaya tha.. Wahaan mujhe woh site manager mila Pankaj ye genuine banda hai yahin milta hai humessa kaam Mein lage hue.. Usase Baat ki maine abhi raat ko heavy work nahi hota kyunki usase sound hoti hai or log disturb hotey hain isliye ab keval normal kaam chalega subah takk.. Jo sahi tha.. Ussne mujhe samjhaya sab Uppar niche kya scene hai and all then uske sath side Jaake cigarette peeke aaya main 8:30 baj gaye they mujhe wahaan..Tab Sheetal he aagayi mujhe bahaar bulane..
Sheetal-Dinner ready hai..
Main-Abhi??
Sheetal-Tumhe late khaana hai toh main baadmein cook kardungi..
Main-Naa naa tension not abhi khaalunga main..
Sheetal-Are you sure??
Main-Yeppp.. Aao..
Humlog andar aae maine hath wagaairaah dhoye toh Aunty dinner laga rahi thi uncle or Sheetal Baithtey they dinning table par.. Main bhi baitha..
Sarpanch - Kaisa laga gaon beta..
Main-badhiya uncle.. Khet wagaairaah sab sahi tha..
Aunty ne khaana lagaaya Waah bc Ekdum fresh khusbu thi khaane Mein waah.. Sab normal khaana koi dhong nahi no sajaawat and all but 100% better taste.. Humlog ne khaaya khaana bc gajab.. Khaane k Baad thodi derr baatein ki uncle k sath plan samjhaya hospital kaa unko and then main aaya Uppar room Mein.. 10 baje k aas pass.. Ghar par call kiya and then movie dekhne laga nind toh aane waali thi nahi abhi..Netflix jindabaad earphone wagaairaah lagaake full mahool Mein 2 ghantey ki movie chuss gaya main.. Ab nind bhi aane lagi thi lekin Pehle toilet karna tha.. Or toilet room Mein tha nahi Uppar ek he washroom tha jo bahaar hall Mein tha.. Main gate kholke bahaar aaya toh bahaar construction ki halki halki awaajein still aarahi thi.. Main washroom Mein Jaane he waala tha ki mujhe Sheetal k room se awaaj aai.. Meri Saari nind hui gayab..Woh shayad Kissi se phone par Baat kar rahi thi.. Kya ye Uday se Baat kar rahi hai?? Itani raat ko.. Main uske room k gaye se satt gaya ekdum..Mereko sab sunana tha bc.. Kya itane din Baad koi clue millega mujhe.. Bhenchod please kuch toh mill jaae..
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