Update-76(Fuck'Up)
Stephen or uske bache hue sathi apna samaan uthake nikale wahaan se unki gand fatt chuki thi or abhi woh lambe time takk nahi dikhne waale they mujhe..
Randy-I'll be seeing you AP.. Tum in sab Mein Matt paddo.. Remember tum off ho toh main dobara Tumhaari help nahi kar shakta..
Main-I'll remember that.. Thanks..
Randy-You better.
Or ye bol Randy bhi wahaan se nikala.. Ab wahaan bache Main Ami or woh dead bodies Ami abhi bhi shocked thi.
Ami-I don't belive what just happened.. Tumne Randy ko bulaaya.. Why??
Main-Stephen ko Samjhaane k liye warna woh pata nahi kitano ko maardeta..Randy ne aaj mere pass message kiya tha ki "BO" kaa plan kaisa jaraha hai Orr agar koi help caahiye toh bolna ab maine bola ye sab horaha hai or Main disturb horaha hun toh woh aagaya warna nahi aata woh Aa he nahi shakta main off hun meri help nahi kar shakta woh..
Ami - Thank god that was brutal..
Main-Chal ab story bhi banaani hai idhar Aa.
Ye bol maine Ami ko maara munh par punch or woh girri piche Jaake..
Ami-What the hell.?
Main-Story sun Humein yahaa ek ladka leke aaya jo mera khabri tha humlog usase mille toh ussne bataaya ki ussne kal raat Yahaan 3 aadmiyon ko jaatey hue dekha tha unke kapdey ajeeb they or munh kaale kapdey se dhakke hue and then woh Humein Yahaan chhod apne paise leke nikal gaya hum dono check karne aae toh andar ye 3 they hum backup bulane waale they ki ek ne Humein spot karliya and then hui fight ye Randy ki katana yahin thi inhi ki thi jisse maine uthaaya or in 2 ko maine niptaaya and uss ek ki gardan tune todi.. Randy ne gloves pehney they toh uske fingerprints milenge nahi.. Ab Iss hathapai Mein Tujhe thodi bahot toh lagni caahiye ek punch lag gaya 2-4 or khaale..
Ami-Fir toh aapko bhi lagne caahiye aao khaalo..
Main-Ok toh ye Baat Hai..
Ami-Yahi Baat Hai..
Main-Lets go then jisko jitana lagega woh theek..
Ye bol maine katana niche daali..
Main-Rukk Anjali ko location bhejdeta hun..
Maine Anjali ko message kiya ki sabko leke aae or message karke phone jeb Mein daala he tha ki Ami ki flying kick lagi meri chest Mein or Main piche deewar se Jaake laga..
Main-what the fuck cheater...
Ami-Let's go boss time kam hai..
Main - OH you'll regret it..
Ye bol main utha Ami maarne aai main bacha thoda piche hatta then usse push kiya then usse punch Maarna caaha lekin ussne punch rouka mera jiska faayda uthake maine di laat uske pait Mein or woh girri piche Jaake.. Ami turant jump maarke uthi or mujhe diya punch mai thoda piche hatta.
Main-Nice speed..
Ami-Thankkk...
Woh aage bolti usase Pehle maine diya ek punch uske munh par jo real Mein bhayaanak laga like bhayanak or woh girri niche Jaake..
Main-OH fuck I am sorry.. Sorry..
Ye bol maine usko hath pakkad k uthaaya flow flow Mein lag gaya bhenchod.. Uske munh se khoon nikalne laga.. Maine apna rumaal nikaal uske munh par lagaya or usko khadda kiya..
Main-I am sorry..
Ami-Awww... Thank you.. I love it when you care for me boss like family..
Ye bol woh mere Galle se milli..
Main-not like family you are family..
Ami-I know..
Kaafi Maar peet hogayi thi issliye humlog bahaar aake baithtey or Baaki kaa wait karne lage woh log 1 ghantey k aas pass lagaake aae.. Anjali or Abeer pehle andar enter hue..
Anjali-What the fuck.. That was brutal..
Main- It was..
Abeer-Holy fuck that was sick..
Then wahaan maine woh Kahaani sunaai uske alaawa RK k chaaku par blood tha jo 100% 1 constable se toh match hoga he Stephen wagaairaah sab apna samaan legaye they toh in 3 Kaa he bacha tha wahaan Humein Roy ki ghaddi or Roy kaa wallet bhi mill gaya uske alaawa inke kapdey bhi same they jo uss raat pehne they inhone or uss SI ne bhi dekha tha ye.. Yaani sab proof ek sath he millgaye jisase meri story fitt baith gayi.. Ab ek dikkat ye thi ki Roy ko maara tab woh 4 they jo uss SI ne bhi dekha tha or Yahaan body thi 3 ki toh Humne kaha ki woh maybe Bhaag gaya jab yelog ne police waalon ko maara and blah blah.. Ye sab written Mein diya maine or Ami ne Taaki case files Mein daal shake Anjali, wahaan se police station then haweli aatey aatey raat hogayi bhenchod.. Lekin Stephen ki problem tall gayi Thank god.. Thank god.. Warna ye bahot lamba chalta bc.. Uske Baad main Chain ki nind soya bc.. Haash....Subah aaraam se utha fresh hua and then nahaa dhoke college k liye ready hua alag c he khussi horahi thi bc ki woh tall gaya thankfully jyaada paapad naa belne paddey..
Ready hoke main niche aaya toh Sam or Ravi bhi aagaye they.. Breakfast kiya bc mast.. And nikale college k liye RR leke..
Sam-Aaj gaon Jaana Hai??
Main-Oh bhenchod Haan Jaana Hai fuck ye toh bhull he gaya tha main Sheetal k kaafi calls aachuke parson se maine message toh kar diya tha usko busy hun karke..
Sam-Lawde phone bhi uthaaliya kar kabhi..
Main-Abe tumhe maalum hai main agar kissi cheej Mein laga hun toh Baaki bakchodi nahi karta aaj Jaake he mill lenge..
Sam-Cool..
Humlog college pohanchey toh aaj parking open thi Gaadi park karke humlog seedha class Mein aae kyu ki late hogaye they toh aaj back to back 2 classes lee humne aaj thoda padhaai kaa mahool saa tha toh kuch samjh Mein Bhi aaya.. 2no class finish hotey he hum gaye Rohit k pass canteen mein lekin canteen se Pehle he humein Anaa mill gayi...
Ravi & Sam-Hello bhabhi ji..
Anaa-Hey guys..
Ravi - Woh tum puch rahi thi naa AP kab free hoga aaj free hai totally ye like 2 baje takk so all you hum chaltey hain..
Ye bol Ravi or Sam nikale wahaan se..
Main-Hey..
Anaa-Hi..
Main-Toh Boliye kya sewa kar shakta hun main aapki..
Anaa-Hmmm.. Tum bataao kya sewa karoge.
Main - Aaj Tumhaari Saari complaints durr kar he deta hun.. Come on..
Ye bol maine Anaa kaa hath pakkada or usko bahaar leke aaya...
Anaa-AP Kahaan jarahe hain hum??
Main-Date par..
Anaa-It's not necessary AP I can understand busy ho tum..
Main-Nope abhi free hun kahan chalogi?? Movie dekhne??
Anaa-Naa.. Tumhe 2 baje Jaana bhi toh hai or waise bhi koi movie lagi nahi hai.
Main - Toh??
Anaa-Coffee??
Main-Woh toh Laxman k pass he pilla deta main..
Anaa-Wahaan privacy nahi hai.. College waale baatein banaatey fir.. College waalon ko harr relationship kaa pata chal Jaata Hai lekin Surprisingly humaari news nahi milli unhe..
Main-Kyunki hum boyfriend girlfriend ki tarah rehtey kab hain.. Main durr he rehta hun tumse kaam kaam kaaam..
Anaa-Kya Baat Hai aaj Saara blame lerahe ho..
Main-Mereko realise hua kal ye sab ki main tumhe jarra saa time bhi nahi deta hun even phone par bhi nahi so I felt bad aisa ekmaatar boyfriend hun main jo sath rehtey hue bhi long distance relationship Mein Hai..
Anaa-Hehe he.. Its ok AP.. Jab tumhe propose kiya tha tab ye sab mujhe Pehle he maalum tha.. I can manage all this.. Tum mere aas pass raho woh bahot hai mere liye.. All good..
Main-I'll be always near you dont worry..
Anaa-Please don't leave me AP..
Main-Never..
Ye bolke maine usko hug kiya or Gaadi Mein baithaaya.
Anaa-Durr Jaane ki jarurat nahi hai AP I know a very good Cafe nearby..
Main-Achaa..
Anaa-Yeah.. Yahaan back side Mein he hai..
Main-Oh perfect wahin chaltey hain fir..
Maine Gaadi nikaali college k back side gaya wahaa se thoda aage Bataaya Anaa ne toh main road k Uppar he tha..
Main-Arrey ye Cafe hai iske baaju Mein toh hum ciga... Cig.. Cig.. Baaju mein aatey rehtey hain hum...
Actually Yahaan side Mein tapri par humlog suttey k liye rukk jaatey hain kai dafa.. Maine Gaadi park ki Cafe badhiya tha Neat and clean or bheed bhi nahi thi bc bilkul.. Humlog andar aae or bilkul Ekdum corner Mein Jaake baithtey.. Waiter aaya Humaare pass..
Anaa-So kya loge tum?
Main-Tum order karo aaj, all you..
Anaa-Really.. Ok ok.. So jyaada spicy tum khaatey nahi ho coffee tum special letey ho I am ready. Bhaiya 2 Macchiato's and 2 peanut butter sandwiches..
Main - Ummm.. I love it kaafi sahi se Jaan gayi ho mereko..
Anaa-oh yeah..
Waiter chala gaya wahan se Anaa mere bagal mein aake baithi mera hath apne dono hathon se kasske pakkada ussne..
Anaa-So how's life AP?
Main-Pretty bad currently..
Anaa-Kabhi sahi hoti hai Tumhaari life??
Main-Aisi baat nahi hai kaafi time sahi bhi hoti hai actually 65% bad 35% really good..
Anaa-Good kya hai??
Main-Good People makes my life good. Jaise Family friends and then you..
Anaa-Awww! Really...
Main-Obviously.. I mean girlfriend ho tum meri.. And you are so close to me..
Anaa-I am very lucky to have you AP.. I really am..
Main-Same..
Ab waiter aaya order leke tab Anaa ne mera hath chhoda itana dum lagaake pakkada tha ki bc khoon rukk gaya tha..
Main-Main soch raha tha hum dono kahin ghumne chalein soon..
Anaa-I am down always..
Main-But again uske liye time nikaalna he bahot badi Baat Hai specially abhi jab meri plate already full hai. Tum belive nahi karogi i have hundreds of plans for you ki Anaa k sath ye karunga woh karunga and then bam agle he second new job..
Anaa-I know baba don't stress about it..
Main - So what's up with you?? Tum kya kar rahi ho Aajkal..
Anaa-Not much college then free time Mein didi ko office Mein help karwaadeti hun dadi apne bhai k Yahaan hain gaon Mein toh kuch din wahin rukkengi papa as usual Chandigarh hain he unko time kam milta hai.. So its me and di.. Kabhi Mouni yaa Arushi k ghar chali jaati hun kabhi woh Humaare Yahaan aajaati hain then shopping and all you know girly stuff.. I know Tumhaari tarah exciting life nahi hai meri but it's fun..
Main-Aji Kahaan ki exciting bus Katt rahi hai.. You know the only thing I miss is spending time with my family, friends and you.. I have everything family, name, fame, friends, power and also you but I don't have time.. Thats crazy if you think about it.. And main abhi itana bada bhi nahi hua hun that's the craziest part..
Anaa-Hehehe...
Uske Baad Humne coffee pee and thodi or baatein ki normal couples stuff.. Mast mahool tha kaafi enjoy kar raha tha main ye time jo kabhi kabhaar he milta hai sab sahi chal raha tha lekin meri gand Tabb marri jab uss Cafe Mein enter hui Sheetal, ji Haan Sheetal uske sath kuch ladies or bhi thi.. Ye Yahaan kya kar rahi hai bhenchod.. Oh wait bhenchod ye Saamne iska bank he toh hai uss din yahin dekha tha maine isko.. Oh fuck me dude fuck me.. Woh 3 ladkiyan thi I cards wagaairaah taange they unhone or sabke hath Mein unkke tiffins they maybe lunch karne Yahaan aatey hain yelog..Fuck me bhenchod...
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