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Main-Shehbaj Dallal..?

Aunty-Haan beta.. Unki kaafi respect karta tha ye or woh bhi isko itana he respect kartey they..


Main-Or Kuchh Aunty uske baare mein koi bhi khabar??

Aunty- Or toh kuch nahi beta woh millne aata hai kuch months k baad toh agli baar jab aaega main inform kar shakti hun aapko..

Main-Ji jarur ye lijiye mera number..

Maine unhe apna number diya Aunty ne bahot bada hint dediya tha literally unhone bahot kuch bata diya tha..

Main-Achaa aunty bahot bahot dhanywaad aapka.. Ab chaltey hain hum..

Aunty-Kuch khaake jaao beta..

Main-Arrey nahi aunty Khaana khaake he aae they...ab chaltey hain..

Aunty- Ek second beta.. Sanjeev...

Usski awaaj sun Surendra kaa woh launda bahaar aaya technically Surendra kaa nahi tha technically kya be lawde biologically bhi Surendra kaa naa tha woh.. Kabir woh aaya bc humein ghurrta hua...

Sanjeev - Ji Maa..

Aunty - Maafi maango Inse..

Sanjeev-Kabhi nahi.. Iss jaise ghatiya..

Aunty-Maine kaha Abhi..

Main-It's ok Aunty no problem.. Jawaan khoon hai thoda ubaal maar raha hai koi baat nahi..

Ravi-Haan Tu toh 109 saal kaa hai haina..

Main-OK Aunty chaltey hain take care.. Sorry for the inconvenience.. Or Haan buddy sun ek advice deta hun I know woh tera dad tha and all lekin ye tujhe bhi pata hai or humein bhi ki maine jo kiya woh theek kiya issiliye uske liye befaltu khopdi garam naa Kiya Kar apni Maa kaa dhyaan rakh.. Have a good day..

Ye bolke main uska reply sune bina Mudd kar bahaar aagaya kahin bc dialogue naa maar dey koi.. Bahaar aatey he maine Anjali ko call karke bataaya sab..

Anjali-Oh My God toh ye tha SD..

Main-Surendra kaa SD ye tha main SD still Sanjay Das he hai Sanjay k pass aise 1000 SD ghumtey hain . Ab main ghar pohanchun uss time takk mujhe iss Shehbaj Dallal ka past present or future sab pata hona caahiye.. Woh kya karta hai kaise karta hai kyun karta hai sab caahiye mujhe.. Sabko lagaao issi kaam par.. CbI se help lelena mera Naam leke..

Anjali-Jo hukkum boss..

Call disconnected..

Humlog wahaan se nikale..

Ami-New Twist Haan??

Main-Yeah a bad one..

Sam-Bad kyun be??

Main-Mere pass time nahi hai yaar aise logon k liye agar ab ye Surendra kaa beta hota toh ye akela hota yaa koi or ek sath hota jaldi niptaa detey lekin woh jiss hisab se bataaya aunty ne kaafi badi film hai badi nahi toh Atleast theek thaak film hai Hari ki tarah or ye befaltu kaa time khaa jaaega hona kuch nahi isko hataaenge koi or aajaaega.. SD ye naam kaa hai real toh Sanjay tha, hai or rahega uske piche Jaana tha jab main first day aaya tha tab se.. Iss bich RJ aagaya jo aana he tha then Blah blah blah..

Sam-True bc rest naa liya hai aane k baad se tune..

Main-Fuck a rest bro woh nahi caahiye lekin yelog bhi nahi caahiye mujhe it's pissing me off harr koi third class criminal aake ungali karta hai or fir usko sahi karna padta hai Inko pata hai last mein hoga kya inhe ye bhi pata hai ye mera kuch nahi kar shaktey even kar bhi liya mera toh kya?? Deva Bhai Abeer Mangal Rishi baaki tumlog se kaise bachenge.. This is fucking stupid and irritating to deal with..

Ravi-Hard Agree..

Sam-It is stupid..

Anaa-Then don't deal with them..

Main-Then I'll die... I am not Immortal Anaa caahe koi bada don ho yaa sadak chaap gunda a bullet to the head and it's game over or mereko abhi marrna nahi hai I have lots of things to do lots of people to save lots of people to help..

Anaa-Ye bhi hai..everyone needs you..

Sam-You need him more it seems.. Lol..

Anaa-Shut up Sam..

Ravi-Yeah shut up Sam Babhi k bichmein bolta hai..

Arushi - LOL..

Main-Chup be..


Humlog city pohanchey Anaa or Arushi ko drop kiya and then ghar pohanchey Koi tha nahi ghar par koi event mein gaye they sablog.. Bahaar guards ne bataaya humein... Andar Meenu ne Khaana ready karwaa rakha tha Khaana khaake main room mein aaya toh Anjali kaa call aaya mere pass..

Anjali-Got him boss..

Main-Shabbas..

Anjali-Badi Film hai boss.. Shehbaj born in UP raised in Haryana And MP.. Cop tha sub inspector in haryana police Surendra k under kaam karta tha puri duty Surendra k sath nikaali issne lekin fir Ek case ki wajah se isko suspend kardiya gaya even arrest warrant bhi nikala tha iska tab ye gayab hogaya.. Jaisa aapne bataaya Surendra ne dubai bheja tha isse.. Ye toh hui apni information ab cbi se milla interesting toh woh hai.. Jab ye Surendra k sath tha tab Iska Chota bhai iske or Surendra k naam se UP or MP mein Desi guns(kattey) kaa business karta tha jiski funding Shehbaj khud karwaata tha issliye iske bhai kaa naam nahi aaya pehle kyunki woh Surendra k liye nahi Shehbaj k liye kaam karta tha Surendra k naam se.. Then Surendra k marrne k baad Shehbaj waapis aaya case withdraw hogaya uske khilaaf jo tha because victim ki family court takk naa gayi.. Then ye MP mein aaya jahaan iska bhai Bhopal kaa local gun dealer tha ye tere Jaane k baad waapis aaya or inn 1.5 saal mein bahot uppar pohanch gaya ab West MP kaa sole gun dealer Hai you know pure west MP mein yahi gun dealer Hai jisme Bhopal, Indore, Guna, Gwalior wagairaah districts aati hain.. Iski guns kahan se aati hain kaise aati hain no idea, reason MP mein iski kaafi Jaan pehchaan hai Cabinet ministers se leke local police Constables takk jaantey hain isko.. Ye MP se bahaar bahot Kam jaata hai rarely or jaata hai toh bahot saare guards sath jaatey hain iske.. Or rahi baat guns ki toh ye Desi kattey se leke Russian guns takk bechta hai . Matlab samjhe??

Main-Matlab issi ne karwaaya tha attack.. Woh rare gun issi k pass ho shakti hai North India mein..

Anjali--Exactly.. Badi machli hai boss or CBI bhi interested hai isme issliye toh bina force kiye saari information dedi unhone..

Main-I see I see.. Chalo kartey hain iska bhi ilaaj..

Anjali-OK boss..

Call disconnected...

Bhenchod ek or.. Gandu.. Local Gangster.. Nice dude nice.. Ab jo hai so hai Deal toh karna padega..

Dopehar takk bhai Abeer wagairaah Sab aagaye waapis toh Main Sam Ravi Rishi Abeer Mangal or Ami aae bhai k room mein..

Abeer-Haan ab bata kya Milla..

Main-Bahot kuch..

Fir maine unko bataaya Barkha k baare mein then Shehbaj k baare mein then Anajli ne jo bataaya woh bataaya usko..

Deva - Interesting..

Main-Aapne interesting bola matlab locha hai.. Bolo toh bhai..

Deva-Ye MP kyun gaya maalum Hai??

Main-Iska bhai local dealer tha udhar kaa..

Deva-Hmm ek reason hai ye bhi lekin MP mein he Kyun Jabki wahaan itani jyaada demand nahi hai guns wagairaah ki..

Main-No idea.. Aap bataao..

Rishi-kyunki MP he ek aisi jagah hai idhar jahaan woh Humse bach shakta Hai or apna business bhi chala shakta Hai..

Deva-Exactly.. MP kaa cm hai Rakesh Verma.. Rakesh or uski party hates us and our party like bahot jyaada ye sabko pata hai ofcourse public knowledge hai toh woh wahaan issliye gaya kyunki usse wahaan support miljaaega agar woh humaare khilaaf hai toh.. Or ussi support se woh itana bada hogaya..

Main-Holy fuck toh??

Deva-Toh usko niptaana badi baat nahi hai lekin usko mp mein jaake niptaana bahot badi baat hai..

Mangal-Yep.. This is bad..

Main-Lekin niptaana toh padega..

Deva-Obviously niptaana padega.. You know the rule no one hurts my family..

Main-And lives..

Deva-Exactly.. Toh ab issue hoga ye ki Haryana police koi help nahi kar paaegi Tumhaari fir ye CBI level ki problem hojaaegi.. Toh issue hojaaega.. Kyunki reason koi nahi hai..

Main-Reason main Banaa dunga.. Mere pass ek 1000Iq level ka plan hai..

Deva-Kaise..? I am listening..

Main-You know Shehbaj k uppar humaare yahaan ek case hai.. Pre meditated Murder kaa woh bhi toh woh case hum re open karwaa shaktey hain victim ki family se millke hum nahi aap i mean then aage kaa kaam easy hai hype banaana Victim ki family ki jo media kardega itani hype itani jyaada hype ki bache bache ko pata ho ye case re open horaha hai.. Then arrest warrant nikalega uske liye yahaan haryana mein Murder kaa nahi toh homicide kaa koi bhi chalega then humlog warrant leke jaaenge uske piche.. Then MP police se millenge jo ofcourse humaara support nahi karegi yaani do states ki police aamne saamne toh kya hoga??

Deva-CBI involve hogi. .

Main-Exactly or CBI ko caahiye Shehbaj jinda yaa murda, kon kare ye kaam CBI ko farak nahi padta issliye CBI karegi humaara support yaani commanding unit rahegi MP mein haryana Police yaani hum...


Deva-AP you are a legitimate genius you are just amazing..

Rishi-Din baa din jyaada smart hota jaaraha Hai Tu... Brilliant job AP..

Mangal -then dikkat ye hogi ki MP police waale ofcourse humaari investigation mein dhakal andaaji karenge..

Main-Bhai Bataana toh isko..

Deva-Ofcourse woh toh karenge he investigation k bich mein aaenge he woh toh for sure lekin humein investigation thodi karni hai be humein toh..

Mangal-Usko tapkaanaa hai..

Main-Exactly toh kartey Raho dhakal andaaji humaari investigation mein bc .

Mangal - You guys are fucking insane.. Holy fuck this is great..

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Update-12(The Exquisite Plan)


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Main-Shehbaj Dallal..?

Aunty-Haan beta.. Unki kaafi respect karta tha ye or woh bhi isko itana he respect kartey they..


Main-Or Kuchh Aunty uske baare mein koi bhi khabar??

Aunty- Or toh kuch nahi beta woh millne aata hai kuch months k baad toh agli baar jab aaega main inform kar shakti hun aapko..

Main-Ji jarur ye lijiye mera number..

Maine unhe apna number diya Aunty ne bahot bada hint dediya tha literally unhone bahot kuch bata diya tha..

Main-Achaa aunty bahot bahot dhanywaad aapka.. Ab chaltey hain hum..

Aunty-Kuch khaake jaao beta..

Main-Arrey nahi aunty Khaana khaake he aae they...ab chaltey hain..

Aunty- Ek second beta.. Sanjeev...

Usski awaaj sun Surendra kaa woh launda bahaar aaya technically Surendra kaa nahi tha technically kya be lawde biologically bhi Surendra kaa naa tha woh.. Kabir woh aaya bc humein ghurrta hua...

Sanjeev - Ji Maa..

Aunty - Maafi maango Inse..

Sanjeev-Kabhi nahi.. Iss jaise ghatiya..

Aunty-Maine kaha Abhi..

Main-It's ok Aunty no problem.. Jawaan khoon hai thoda ubaal maar raha hai koi baat nahi..

Ravi-Haan Tu toh 109 saal kaa hai haina..

Main-OK Aunty chaltey hain take care.. Sorry for the inconvenience.. Or Haan buddy sun ek advice deta hun I know woh tera dad tha and all lekin ye tujhe bhi pata hai or humein bhi ki maine jo kiya woh theek kiya issiliye uske liye befaltu khopdi garam naa Kiya Kar apni Maa kaa dhyaan rakh.. Have a good day..

Ye bolke main uska reply sune bina Mudd kar bahaar aagaya kahin bc dialogue naa maar dey koi.. Bahaar aatey he maine Anjali ko call karke bataaya sab..

Anjali-Oh My God toh ye tha SD..

Main-Surendra kaa SD ye tha main SD still Sanjay Das he hai Sanjay k pass aise 1000 SD ghumtey hain . Ab main ghar pohanchun uss time takk mujhe iss Shehbaj Dallal ka past present or future sab pata hona caahiye.. Woh kya karta hai kaise karta hai kyun karta hai sab caahiye mujhe.. Sabko lagaao issi kaam par.. CbI se help lelena mera Naam leke..

Anjali-Jo hukkum boss..

Call disconnected..

Humlog wahaan se nikale..

Ami-New Twist Haan??

Main-Yeah a bad one..

Sam-Bad kyun be??

Main-Mere pass time nahi hai yaar aise logon k liye agar ab ye Surendra kaa beta hota toh ye akela hota yaa koi or ek sath hota jaldi niptaa detey lekin woh jiss hisab se bataaya aunty ne kaafi badi film hai badi nahi toh Atleast theek thaak film hai Hari ki tarah or ye befaltu kaa time khaa jaaega hona kuch nahi isko hataaenge koi or aajaaega.. SD ye naam kaa hai real toh Sanjay tha, hai or rahega uske piche Jaana tha jab main first day aaya tha tab se.. Iss bich RJ aagaya jo aana he tha then Blah blah blah..

Sam-True bc rest naa liya hai aane k baad se tune..

Main-Fuck a rest bro woh nahi caahiye lekin yelog bhi nahi caahiye mujhe it's pissing me off harr koi third class criminal aake ungali karta hai or fir usko sahi karna padta hai Inko pata hai last mein hoga kya inhe ye bhi pata hai ye mera kuch nahi kar shaktey even kar bhi liya mera toh kya?? Deva Bhai Abeer Mangal Rishi baaki tumlog se kaise bachenge.. This is fucking stupid and irritating to deal with..

Ravi-Hard Agree..

Sam-It is stupid..

Anaa-Then don't deal with them..

Main-Then I'll die... I am not Immortal Anaa caahe koi bada don ho yaa sadak chaap gunda a bullet to the head and it's game over or mereko abhi marrna nahi hai I have lots of things to do lots of people to save lots of people to help..

Anaa-Ye bhi hai..everyone needs you..

Sam-You need him more it seems.. Lol..

Anaa-Shut up Sam..

Ravi-Yeah shut up Sam Babhi k bichmein bolta hai..

Arushi - LOL..

Main-Chup be..


Humlog city pohanchey Anaa or Arushi ko drop kiya and then ghar pohanchey Koi tha nahi ghar par koi event mein gaye they sablog.. Bahaar guards ne bataaya humein... Andar Meenu ne Khaana ready karwaa rakha tha Khaana khaake main room mein aaya toh Anjali kaa call aaya mere pass..

Anjali-Got him boss..

Main-Shabbas..

Anjali-Badi Film hai boss.. Shehbaj born in UP raised in Haryana And MP.. Cop tha sub inspector in haryana police Surendra k under kaam karta tha puri duty Surendra k sath nikaali issne lekin fir Ek case ki wajah se isko suspend kardiya gaya even arrest warrant bhi nikala tha iska tab ye gayab hogaya.. Jaisa aapne bataaya Surendra ne dubai bheja tha isse.. Ye toh hui apni information ab cbi se milla interesting toh woh hai.. Jab ye Surendra k sath tha tab Iska Chota bhai iske or Surendra k naam se UP or MP mein Desi guns(kattey) kaa business karta tha jiski funding Shehbaj khud karwaata tha issliye iske bhai kaa naam nahi aaya pehle kyunki woh Surendra k liye nahi Shehbaj k liye kaam karta tha Surendra k naam se.. Then Surendra k marrne k baad Shehbaj waapis aaya case withdraw hogaya uske khilaaf jo tha because victim ki family court takk naa gayi.. Then ye MP mein aaya jahaan iska bhai Bhopal kaa local gun dealer tha ye tere Jaane k baad waapis aaya or inn 1.5 saal mein bahot uppar pohanch gaya ab West MP kaa sole gun dealer Hai you know pure west MP mein yahi gun dealer Hai jisme Bhopal, Indore, Guna, Gwalior wagairaah districts aati hain.. Iski guns kahan se aati hain kaise aati hain no idea, reason MP mein iski kaafi Jaan pehchaan hai Cabinet ministers se leke local police Constables takk jaantey hain isko.. Ye MP se bahaar bahot Kam jaata hai rarely or jaata hai toh bahot saare guards sath jaatey hain iske.. Or rahi baat guns ki toh ye Desi kattey se leke Russian guns takk bechta hai . Matlab samjhe??

Main-Matlab issi ne karwaaya tha attack.. Woh rare gun issi k pass ho shakti hai North India mein..

Anjali--Exactly.. Badi machli hai boss or CBI bhi interested hai isme issliye toh bina force kiye saari information dedi unhone..

Main-I see I see.. Chalo kartey hain iska bhi ilaaj..

Anjali-OK boss..

Call disconnected...

Bhenchod ek or.. Gandu.. Local Gangster.. Nice dude nice.. Ab jo hai so hai Deal toh karna padega..

Dopehar takk bhai Abeer wagairaah Sab aagaye waapis toh Main Sam Ravi Rishi Abeer Mangal or Ami aae bhai k room mein..

Abeer-Haan ab bata kya Milla..

Main-Bahot kuch..

Fir maine unko bataaya Barkha k baare mein then Shehbaj k baare mein then Anajli ne jo bataaya woh bataaya usko..

Deva - Interesting..

Main-Aapne interesting bola matlab locha hai.. Bolo toh bhai..

Deva-Ye MP kyun gaya maalum Hai??

Main-Iska bhai local dealer tha udhar kaa..

Deva-Hmm ek reason hai ye bhi lekin MP mein he Kyun Jabki wahaan itani jyaada demand nahi hai guns wagairaah ki..

Main-No idea.. Aap bataao..

Rishi-kyunki MP he ek aisi jagah hai idhar jahaan woh Humse bach shakta Hai or apna business bhi chala shakta Hai..

Deva-Exactly.. MP kaa cm hai Rakesh Verma.. Rakesh or uski party hates us and our party like bahot jyaada ye sabko pata hai ofcourse public knowledge hai toh woh wahaan issliye gaya kyunki usse wahaan support miljaaega agar woh humaare khilaaf hai toh.. Or ussi support se woh itana bada hogaya..

Main-Holy fuck toh??

Deva-Toh usko niptaana badi baat nahi hai lekin usko mp mein jaake niptaana bahot badi baat hai..

Mangal-Yep.. This is bad..

Main-Lekin niptaana toh padega..

Deva-Obviously niptaana padega.. You know the rule no one hurts my family..

Main-And lives..

Deva-Exactly.. Toh ab issue hoga ye ki Haryana police koi help nahi kar paaegi Tumhaari fir ye CBI level ki problem hojaaegi.. Toh issue hojaaega.. Kyunki reason koi nahi hai..

Main-Reason main Banaa dunga.. Mere pass ek 1000Iq level ka plan hai..

Deva-Kaise..? I am listening..

Main-You know Shehbaj k uppar humaare yahaan ek case hai.. Pre meditated Murder kaa woh bhi toh woh case hum re open karwaa shaktey hain victim ki family se millke hum nahi aap i mean then aage kaa kaam easy hai hype banaana Victim ki family ki jo media kardega itani hype itani jyaada hype ki bache bache ko pata ho ye case re open horaha hai.. Then arrest warrant nikalega uske liye yahaan haryana mein Murder kaa nahi toh homicide kaa koi bhi chalega then humlog warrant leke jaaenge uske piche.. Then MP police se millenge jo ofcourse humaara support nahi karegi yaani do states ki police aamne saamne toh kya hoga??

Deva-CBI involve hogi. .

Main-Exactly or CBI ko caahiye Shehbaj jinda yaa murda, kon kare ye kaam CBI ko farak nahi padta issliye CBI karegi humaara support yaani commanding unit rahegi MP mein haryana Police yaani hum...


Deva-AP you are a legitimate genius you are just amazing..

Rishi-Din baa din jyaada smart hota jaaraha Hai Tu... Brilliant job AP..

Mangal -then dikkat ye hogi ki MP police waale ofcourse humaari investigation mein dhakal andaaji karenge..

Main-Bhai Bataana toh isko..

Deva-Ofcourse woh toh karenge he investigation k bich mein aaenge he woh toh for sure lekin humein investigation thodi karni hai be humein toh..

Mangal-Usko tapkaanaa hai..

Main-Exactly toh kartey Raho dhakal andaaji humaari investigation mein bc .

Mangal - You guys are fucking insane.. Holy fuck this is great..

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