Update-366 (Hit)
Ab wahaan se Sahir mujhe ek clinic leke gaya jo uske jaan pehchaan waale kaa tha humlog andar aaye toh andar ek aadmi baitha tha "Dr RK Singh".. Indian hai bc ye toh..
Sahir - Parnaam Singh sahab..
Dr-Aao Aao kya hua??
Sahir-Bus ek accident..
Dr-Gajab he accident hua hai.. Come here please..
Sahir - Indian he hai ye bhi.. English ki jarurat nahi hai..
Dr - Arrey waah.. Nice to meet you..
Ab uss doctor ne pehle toh meri kamar mein lage saikdon kanch k tukkdey nikaale and then mera blood saaf karke koi liquid lagaaya jisase bahot jyaada jallan hui mujhe, then usne meri naak k uppar ek ajeeb c strip lagaadi jisase meri naak kaa dard kaafi kam hua damn this shit is good. Wahaan humein 1 ghanta laga or ussne mujhe Kuch painkiller likh k di. Clinic se bahaar humlog shyaam 7:30 baje nikale..
Sahir - Feeling good??
Main-Better..
Sahir - Aage medical hai wahaan se lelenge dawaai..
Main-Jarurat nahi hai . Ye Painkillers ashar nahi karti mere Uppar waise bhi let's go home..
Sahir - Are you sure??
Main-Yep..
Ab humlog ghar ki taraf nikale meri injuries dardnaak thi but temporary thi jo achi baat thi warna bhenchod gand marr jaati, ab humlog ghar pohanchey toh wahaan par sablog garden mein baithe they bichmein aag jalaae main gaadi se uttar ke gaya unke pass..
Randy - Aagaye sirr. Rr.. What the fuck happened to you..
Main-Roland happened.
Chang - Baitho boss...
Chang ne mujhe chair di toh main wahaan baitha..
Main-Kya hua woh baadmein, first Let me tell you guys something agar Paul k bando se saamna hota hai toh apna sabkuch start mein he dedena kyunki baadmein wohlog kuch karne laayak chhodtey nahi.. Fucking hell i got destroyed.. Bhenchod jaanwar hain wohlog..
Randy - Tu keh raha hai to maanletey hain..
Main-No jokes agar wohlog saamne hain toh give your best from the start warna baadmein chance nahi denge wohlog.. Ab suno hua kya..
Ab maine unhe story bataai suru se end takk ki kya hua..
Sara-Usse pata kaise chala hoga..
Main-Because he is smart, usse pehle se nahi pata tha mere baare mein kyunki pata hota toh woh mujhe mouka nahi deta bhaagne kaa, hua ye hoga ki woh stage par aaya and then obviously being as smart as he is ussne room mein harr ek ko dekha and obviously odd main he tha toh ussne andherre mein teer chalaya jo lagna he tha kyunki main koi chance nahi lene waala tha and so we are here..
Randy - So you jumped off a building..
Main-First floor not that high..
Sahir-That jump was insane though..
Bovice - Dinner ready hai you guys go ahead..
Sab-Ok master..
Ab wahaan se sablog andar chal paddey wahaan bache Main Norman, Bovice and Sara.
Norman - You good to go??
Main-Oh yeah subah takk I'll be fine.
Norman - Thats good at least tumne lesson toh learn kiya ki give your 100% from the start of something ..
Main-Woh he toh issue hai master, main serious tab he ho paata hun jab yaa toh mere pass dusara koi option naa ho in short main marrne waala houn yaa fir main gusse mein hun.. Warna main saamne waale ko padhta rehta hun naa caahtey hue bhi..
Bovice - Ye bhi sahi hai but too much distraction in a fight is never good..
Main-Agreed Master.
Bovice - So tumhare according wohlog hard hain??
Main-Bahot jyaada hard, hand to hand combat mein bhi and weapons or strategies mein bhi they are smart..
Bovice - Hona he tha obviously they were trained that way..
Main-Yeah. But still master those guys were good. Really good..
Bovice - Then it makes your job a little harder..
Main-Oh i got this don't you worry..
Bovice - Good. Don't get distracted play your game at the start of the fight..
Norman - Exactly tum chaahte toh uss fight ko suru mein he khatam kar shaktey they..
Bovice - Yes. Aage se dhyaan rakhna..
Main-100%..
Bovice - Let's go then dinner ready hai..
Humsab andar aae bahot bhaari bookh lagi thi bhenchod issliye maine jamm k Khaana khaaya or khaana khaate he main apne room mein aaya as injuries kaa dard kaafi tha or painkillers mere koi kaam k they nahi issliye mujhe mere khudke painkillers leni paddi, yeah maine apni dose lee or uske kuch minutes baad kaa mujhe kuch bhi yaad nahi tha, mujhe bus itana yaad hai ki mujhe subah kissi ne jagaaya toh main mere room mein jameen par so raha tha. Mujhe jagaane waala Dusty tha..
Dusty - Wake up Crackhead Master ne bulaaya hai..
Main khadda hua bhenchod pura sareer akad gaya tha mera niche padde-2 lekin injuries meri lagbhag sab theek thi bus jahaan-2 kaanch laga tha woh hissa he jall raha tha.. Bhenchod bed se niche kaise aagaya main fuckk.. Time bhenchod 12:30 baje they dopehar k what the fuck main 14 ghantey k liye so gaya tha fucking hell.. Lekin filhaal k liye main fresh hua then hath munh dhoke bahaar aaya toh hall mein lunch chaalu tha sabka actually chaalu nahi tha rukka hua tha kyunki Sahir apna phone dikha raha tha sabko ek ek kar k jisko dekh k sablog rukk gaye they..
Main-Hii..
Sara-Tum jameen par kyun so rahe they??
Main-No idea.. Kuch hua kya??
Sahir - Kuch nahi bahot kuch.. Ye dekho..
Ye bolke Sahir ne apna mobile diya mujhe or usspar ek photo thi photo nahi actually poster tha ek jiske bichmein meri photo thi jo kal waali building k kissi cctv se Lee gayi thi photo keval dhyaan dene par he pehchaan mein aae aisi thi. And niche Armenian mein kuch likha tha or uske aage tha "50000000 Dram".
Sahir - Armenian translate kardun ye aapki supari nikaali hai Roland ne 5 crore Dram ki yaani almost 80Lakh rupees ki jo yahaan k liye bahot badi hai bahot jyaada badi. Or sathmein likha hai dead or alive at any cost. Or hit open hai..
Main-Nice..
Sahir-Nice?? This is serious boss.. 5 crore dram k liye Hitmans yaa Assassins toh aaenge he or hit open hai toh jiss criminal group k pass bhi ye poster pohanchega woh aapke piche aaega.
Main-Cool.
Randy - Oye cool this is some serious shit. Wake up..
Main-I am awake and its good for us..
Sara-Ye humaare liye kaise good hua? Explain?
Main-Because iska matlab Roland darra hai mujhse or come on uske pass literally contract killers yaa Hitmans kaa ek pura clan hai still ussne mere liye open supari nikaali hai toh samjh jaao he is concerned. Chinta ki baat nahi hai we will be fine ye bus humein darraane k liye hai.. Lunch karo bhookh lagi hai mujhe..
Randy-Tu pagal haibe..
Humlog lunch karne lage tab Sahir bola bichmein..
Sahir-Also boss aaj fir Roland se milwaake laata hun aapko..
Main-Hell yeah..
Sahir - Aaj raat 10 baje city mein ek bar ki opening ceremony mein aane waala hai woh or aaj sab open mein hoga ..
Main-Awesome.. Lets get that bitch..
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