Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

[AP 316]

WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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[Arv313]

Fantastic job bhidu maza aa gya padhake.
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[aj008]

Superb updates
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[Vk248517]

Update-292(Major Issues)

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Humlog On time Lahore airport par land hue net 3:10 Pm par wahaan runway k pass he ek aurat khaddi thi toh ye thi Saba, Randy ki contact humlog niche uttare toh ussne humein greet kiya.. Or humein leke wahaan se chal paddi woh humein back gate se leke gayi gate k Uppar usne ek card scan kiya jisase gate khulla or ussne humein goods department mein pohanchayaa and wahaan se next door humein seedha bahaar he le gaya what the fuck that was easy.. Hum bahaar parking mein aae jahaan Ek black color ki Toyota Land Cruiser khaddi thi humlog ussme baithey and parking se bahaar nikale..

Randy - Kya situation hai Saba..

Saba-Sab intejaam aapke hissa se hain sir city se outside ek hotel mein aapke liye 6 rooms booked hain and asla barood bhi wahin mil jaaega aapko jaise aapne bola tha..

Randy - Perfect..

Bhenchod Pakistan kaafi different hai India se maine itana expect nahi kiya tha awkward tha waise kyunki kuch cheejein dekh aise lagta tha maano hum India mein he hain.. Khair humlog 25 minute ki driving k baad ek less crowded area mein aaye or wahaan ek 2 floor k nice looking hotel k saamne gaadi rukki humlog uttare and Saba k sath andar aaye hotel chota tha but ek dum neat and clean tha luxurious type.. Saba ne counter se keys lee, humaare rooms second floor par they toh humlog by stairs uppar aaye and filhaal Saba humein leke ek he room mein aai. Uss room kaa gate khulla toh saamne kaa najara ekdum sweet tha kyunki saamne table k uppar tha asla..

Wahaan 6 SG 550's assault rifles thi with silencers. Uske alawa 6 Glock 19 pistols Same ye bhi with silencers, 2 Hand grenades, 6 bulletproof vests and 6 tactical knives..

Randy - Damn good job Saba.

Saba-Thanks Sir Explosives jyaada nahi kar paai itane short notice par uske liye maafi caahungi...

Randy-2Grenades kaafi hain.. Sahi hail leader ??

Main-All good.. 20 minutes hain fresh wagairaah ho jaao.. Then khaana khaake nikaltey hain..

Sab-Yes boss..

Randy - Saba ye sab bags mein daal do or khaana yahin mangwa lena..

Saba-Ji..

Uske baad wahaan se sablog apne apne rooms mein aae main aake fresh hua and then mast nahaake mind fresh kiya or uske baad firse Saba waale room mein aaya toh sablog wahaan aachuke they and khaana bhi aachuka tha khaane mein non veg tha bc finally healthy khaane se picha chutta and kuch acha khaane waale they humlog.. As expected toot paddey sablog lekin khaaya limit mein he kyunki bc mission par jaana tha..

Humlog 4:30 pm par ready they jaane k liye saare weapons 2 bags mein daal liye humne and bags uthaake niche aaye and seedha gaadi mein nikale humaari location ki taraf jo yahaan se approximately 30 minutes ki drive par thi..

Randy - Saba humein drop karke wahaan se thoda hattke wait karna tum hum Tumhaare pass aaenge kuch bhi hojaae tum humein khojne nahi aaogi..

Saba-Ji..

Kuch turns lene k baad humlog ek aise sunshaan road par aae jiske dono taraf jungle type ilaaka tha and bc ek single gaadi naa dikhi uske Uppar.. Humaare pass 2 maps they ek paper map and ek digital map jo Saba k Phone mein tha.. Gaadi thodi durr he roukki saba ne road se niche utaarke taaki aatey jaatey kissi ko dikhein naa humlog uttare gaadi se and bags kholke apna loadout lene lage maine vest pehni then assault rifle lee uski 1 extra magazine sabke hisse aaengi lekin 60 bullets per person kaafi hain.. Uske alawa maine pistol taani vest mein uski bhi ek extra magazine he thi yaani 20 total bullets jo kaafi hongi uske alawa ek grenade meri team mein se maine liya and dusara Randy ne sabne ek ek knife bhi liya uske alawa Saba ne humein earpieces diye jisase humlog ek dusare se connected rahenge, sabne kaan mein daala usko..

Main-So humaari location yahaan se almost 1km jungle k andar hai aage obviously paidal jaaenge plan already set hai bus ek cheej kaa dhyaan rakhna hai humein suruwaat mein dikh matt jaana kissi ko fir dikkat hojaaegi..

Sab-Yes boss..

Main-So Team Let's Hunt..

Sab-Hell yeah..

Saba ko wahin chhod humlog aage badhe and road se seedha jungle mein enter kar gaye jungle mein bhenchod ghanghorr shanti thi like keval jungle ki he sounds thi wahan humein ek ek kadam fook-2 k rakhna tha like literally humlog bahot slow chal rahe they kyunki humaara sabse bada hathyaar tha element of surprise jo humein ye ladaai jeetwaaega..

Humlog slowly aage badh rahe they and ab humein humaare saamne se awaajein aane lagi thi yaani hum close they issliye hum or dhyaan se aage badhne lage and finally humein woh factory dikh gayi factory kuch nahi thi bus ek lambi c single floor ki building thi jiski chatt jagah - 2 se tutti thi deewar kahin thi kahin nahi thi or thoda or aage jaane par humein dikha kuch aisa jisse dekh humaari gand fatt gayi.. Kyunki wahaan 30-32 nahi almost 50-60 log toh bahaar he mojjud they..

Randy - What the fuck.. There are too many of them.. Itane toh expected nahhh..

Randy bichmein he rukk gaya boltey - 2..

Main-Kya hua?? Randy??

Randy - It's him ye toh.. Ye woh hai..

Main-Kon??

Randy - Woh phone par hai jo Woh Mustafa hai.. The most wanted terrorist.. Holy fucking shit ye yahaan hai..

Holy fucking shit toh ab bheed hone kaa kaaran samjh aaya Mustafa khud yahaan aaya hai toh uske bandey bhi yahaan hain..

Randy - Fucking Mustafa.. Fucking Mustafa.. Isko kahaan - 2 nahi dhunda humne..

Main-So guys we have a slight problem..

Randy - Slight.?? Slight?? This is a huge fucking problem AP.. You don't know him ye bahot badi cheej hai like bahot badi ye bhenchod humaare sath double cross kiya tha or uske baad se he gayab hai.. We need this guy..

Snow-Toh kya kiya jaae?? Backup bulaaein??

Randy - Backup yahaan pohanchega tabtak Mustafa jaa chuka hoga ek raat same jagah nahi gujarta woh.. So kya kiya jaae woh main batata hun, apne pass 2 he options hain yaa toh go in and fuck everyone up jo bahot jyaada dangerous hai kyunki at least 55-60 log toh bahaar he najar aarahein hain or andar kitane honge no idea uppar se mostly k pass assault rifles hain toh ye ek death trap hai yaa fir second choice let's pack our bags and get the fuck out of here or Claire ko or kissi time nikaal lenge choice tumhaare Uppar hai ki tum kya karna caahtey ho tumhara decision hum follow karenge.. So what's your take leader .

Main-Oh Yeah we are doing it right here right now.. Fuck Mustafa we will fuck everyone up. Claire k sath sath Mustafa ko bhi uthaake le challenge bonus..

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[rAge K]

Nice update

 

[Villain1825]

waiting for new update AP bhai

 

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Kal ka intjar

 

[Vk248517]

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[ragish7357]

Update-285(TRAINING)


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The Past Is In Your Head,
The Future Is in Your Hands.

Meri training 2 jagah chal rahi thi amd duniya k 2 best teachers mujhe train kar rahe they main din mein 16-20 Ghantey training kar raha tha kyunki mujhe jald se jald Rank 3 par pohanchke feild mein uttarna tha or uske sath sath Sara kaa record todna tha. Sara 8 weeks mein Rank 3 ban gayi thi or Jaisa mujhe Boe ne bataaya tha jiss hissab se main jaa raha hun uss hissab se main Sara k record ko easily beat kardene waala tha. Boe or Norman dono ne mujhe by far unka best student bataya tha because my focus my mind my body sab bus training mein he focused tha i didn't give a fuck bahaar kya horaha hai training k alawa main bus Snow Chang Kevin Niharika or Ami se he baat karta tha kyunki wohlog mere he ghar mein they.. Snow ek hissab se meri caretaker thi woh mujhe rules and regulations mein rakhne kaa kaam karti thi. Abeer mujhse durr tha city k dusare corner mein uski training horahi thi uski training Randy naam k shaks k under horahi thi Randy Bovice kaa right hand tha or bahot he cool and dangerously talented banda tha 30 din k andar maine training k almost harr part ko apne andar bharr liya tha in 30 din mein almost 500 hours maine keval training par he laga diye they.. That is crazy. Iss bich main vertigo se thoda durr jarur hua tha but pills still leni padd rahi thi mujhe but pehle se kam or ab meri training kaa last part chaalu tha, jo tha dusare Bandon se fight karna like fake fight utha patak karna moves lagana unke moves se bachna, main din mein 50 different bando se fight karta tha Boe k under.Or main apne moves se jyaada unke moves par focus karta tha jisase main double learn kar paa raha tha. Norman ne mujhe kuch din kaa break diya tha toh main keval Boe k part par focus kar raha tha kyunki Boe ki training end hone waali thi Sara se bahot aage tha main like bahot jyada aage.. 5 weeks k andar main Boe se puri training le chuka tha ab bus mujhe Sabke saamne khudko prove karna tha ki ab main Rank 1 yaa 2 nahi seedha 3 mein jaane laayak hogaya hun..Boe ki training finish kar uss raat main Boe Snow Kevin Chang or Ami dinner kar rahe they.. Kevin Chang or Ami bhi mere sath train kar rahe they haalanki woh Rank 3 par they but still mere sath training kartey they woh half time kyunki 16-20 ghantey karna normal humans k liye impossible hai..Kevin un teeno mein sabse better tha then Chang and Then Ami..

Snow-Damn AP you are the quickest person to finish Boe's training.. Bravo..

Boe-Keval quickest nahi by far the best student i have ever trained and dhyaan mein rakho ki maine hajaaron members ko train kiya hai Snow tumhe then Sara, Randy, Rose also ye 3 baithey and etcetera tumlog kaafi tejj they But AP is on whole another level.. Iska jo mind haina isko bahot dangerous banaata hai ye literally harr choti se choti baareeeki ko same to same copy kar leta hai.. That is crazy..

Ami-Well done boss..

Boe-Or craziest part. Ye thakkta nahi hai.. 15 hours a day se kam toh kabhi kiya he nahi hai..

Snow - Yeah..

Main-Main thakk jaata hun but mera dimag nahi thakta..

Snow-So Ye kab Prove kar paaega khudko Rank 2 k liye..

Boe - Rank 2 nahi he is going for Rank 3...

Snow - Oh hell yeah...

Boe-Meri side se sab done hai bus ab Boss (Norman) k uppar hai woh kitana time caahtey hain.. Kal Subah jaana hai tumhe unke pass..

Main-Yeah..

Snow - Tricky question AP dono teachers mein se kon better hai.. I mean obviously these two are the best teacher we have lekin better kon hai..

Boe-Oh Obviously Boss is better then me..

Main-Naa i have a better answer.. Both.. Ok let me explain, Boe ne mujhe fight jeetana seekhaaya or Norman ne mujhe wars jeetana, Boe ne mujhe techniques seekhaai or Norman ne mujhe strategies seekhaai. Boe ne mujhe opponents ko padhna seekhaaya or Norman ne mujhe opponents ko manipulate karna seekhaaya.. Boe ne mujhe tough banaaya Norman ne mujhe hard banaaya Boe ne mujhe opponents ko beat karna seekhaya or Norman ne mujhe unbeatable banana seekhaya.. Boe ne mujhe never give up seekhaya or Norman ne mujhe never back down seekhaya Boe ne mujhe Ek fighter banaaya or Norman ne mujhe ek Monster..

Boe - That was the best explanation one can give to anybody..

Snow-Damn That's crazy..

Ami-But the important question is, can he beat us?? ..

Boe-I am not going to lie he can beat all 4 of you together..

Snow-No way.. Me too..

Boe - Yeah..

Snow-I mean aap keh rahe ho toh main doubt nahi karungi but i'll believe it when i see him in the arena..

Boe-Soon.. Now late hogaya hai go to sleep subah training par jaana hai..

Main-Yeah..

Ye bolke main utha or seedha apne room mein aake sogaya yahaan mujhe jald nind aajati thi naa mujhe ghar ki yaad aati thi or naa he vertigo ki jiska main reason ye hota tha ki meri body itani thakki hoti thi ki kuch sochne samjhne se pehle nind aajati thi mujhe.. Subah main 5:00 baje on point utha and fresh hoke ek round puri city kaa maara maine jisme mujhe almost 40-50 minutes lagtey they lekin iss bich main bahot saare logon se mill leta tha or usase bhi achi baat ye thi ki woh sablog meri respect kartey they jo sab mere dad ki wajah se tha..

Mujhe 6 baje Norman se arena mein millna tha issliye main running complete karke seedha arena mein gaya bhenchod subah subah yahaan sardi bahot jyaada hoti hai.. No shit bhosdk mount everest k just bagal mein hai tu gandu.. Yeah.. I mean yeah.. Bhenchod din mein fir bhi theek hai sala raat and subah ko toh minus 15 se leke minus 30 degrees Celsius takk chala jaata hai temperature.. Haan sahi padha -30 degrees Celsius.. Mujhe utana farak issliye nahi paddta kyunki meri body humesha action mein he rehti hai jisase bodyheat maintain rehti hai and jab training nahi karta toh andar rehta hun.. But subah ye jo round maarta hun naa ye gand faad k nikal jaata hai..Filhaal environment bahot he awesome tha subah hochuki thi or bc scenery yahaan ki awesome hoti he hai..

Khair main arena mein aaya toh Boss mera intejar kar rahe they..

Norman-Morning..

Main-Morning Boss..

Norman-Maine suna Boe ki training finish karli tumne record time mein..

Main-Yeah..

Norman - Good Job.. But aaj tumhe jo main seekhaane waala hun usme koi past training kaam nahi aaegi..

Main-Really..

Norman-Yeah.. Lets go for a walk..

Ye bolke woh chal paddey or main unke piche piche chal padda or chaltey - 2 humlog front gate par aagaye boss ne guards se gate open karwaya or humlog bahaar aae wahaan se and jab mera pehla kadam bahaar baraf k uppar padda toh mere pure sareer mein ek sursuri doud gayi or main samjh gaya ki bhenchod ye kam thand andar he lagti hai bahaar bahot jyaada thand thi bhenchod literally gand faad..

Main-Boss bahaar aane laayak kapde nahi pehne hain maine..

Norman-Don't worry You don't need them..

Ye bolke humlog pahaad k uppar ki taraf jaane lage or harr ek kadam k sath sardi increase hoti jaa rahi thi mere pair sunn hogaye they jutton k andar se bc, hathon mein gloves nahi they jiski wajah se mere hath literally freeze hogaye they or unmein pain hone laga tha.. Holy fuck..

Main-Boss.. Bossssss..

Norman-Don't stop..

Or finally humlog ek location par aaye jahaan se Snow ne mujhe pehli baar headquarters ko dikhaaya tha wahaan wahi guards mojjud tha sniper k sath Norman ko dekh woh jukha and turant waapis apni position par chala gaya. Idhar meri gand fatt gayi thi bhenchod sardi k maare bc.. Literally mera brain freeze horaha tha..

Main-Master I think we should go back..

Norman-Yeah Mujhe bhi aisa he lagta hai.. Tum chalo..

Main-Oh thanks..

Norman-But aise nahi.. Remove your clothes..

Main - Wait what??

Norman - Yeah.. You can keep your underwear for your dignity remove all other clothes..

Main-No way..

Norman - Why not??

Main-I am going to die if i do that master..

Norman-We'll see about that.. 2 options hain kapde pehnke yahaan khaddey raho yaa fir nikaalke andar chale jaao. Remember removing clothes is important warna gate nahi khulega..

Tab mujhe samjh mein aaya ki Master majaak nahi kar rahe they and mujhe seriously underwear mein almost 1 km jaana tha woh bhi freezing temperature and baraf k andar.. I am about to die yaa all.. It was nice knowing you guys. RIP....

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nice superbb update bro

 

[ragish7357]

Update-286(I Am A God)

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Main-Wait wait Master how is this even possible?? I'll die without clothes here.. My body is freezing with the clothes on.. It's impossible..

Norman- it is not impossible as far as i know.. Remember Boe ne ek book di thi tumhe jisse tumne puri tarah padha tha usme ek story thi."The Iceman" k name se..

Main-Yeah.. Usme ek shaks tha jo apne body temperature ko freezing weather mein bhi normal rakh shakta tha woh 3 ghantey naked baraf k andar raha tha.. And Sahara Desert mein ussne bina paani piye marathon run ki thi..All with the help of meditation and his breathing techniques..

Norman - Exactly.. Woh kar shakta hai toh tum kyun nahi kar shaktey..

Main-Master woh ek story thi main real hun.. Woh imagination thi this is real.

Norman-That was not imagination that was all real i have seen it happen.. Maine dekha hai ye sah hotey hue with my own eyes.. That's a true story.. That's the story of your boss or i say everyone's boss..

Main-Who??

Norman-The Leader of League..

Main-Oh.. I haven't seen him yet..

Norman - Ussne tumhe dekh liya hai bahot baar that's what matters.. Unhone mere saamne ye sab kiya tha i was there woh sab sach hai.. And uss din k baad jisko bhi maine train kiya hai maine harr shaks ko ye challenge diya hai.. And guess kitane log successful hue usme..

Main-Kitane??

Norman-0..everyone failed and spent 5-7 weeks in a coma in hospital ... So ab tumhare uppar hai agar ye challenge pura kartey ho tum toh tumhe kal he khudko prove karne kaa mouka dunga main sabke saamne lekin agar tum nahi kar paaye toh obviously tum coma mein jaaoge for at least 5 weeks yaani or jyaada time tumhe training mein rehna padega and also you can't beat Sara 's record..

Main-Wait.. Toh Sara ne ye kaise kiya??

Norman - Sara failed baaki sabki tarah but usdin luck uske sath tha weather changed and she fainted inside 35 seconds so medics took her to the hospital straight away.. She spent 9 days in coma..

Main-Oh hell yeah then main bhi yahi karta hun..

Norman-Tumhari marji kya tumhe khudko coward kehlaana hai puri jindagi yaa fight kartey hue haarna hai.. Also Sara jitana luck nahi hai tumhara aaj medic gate k uppar nahi hain.. So you are probably going to freeze to death..

Main-Fuck... Fuck..

Norman-Tick tok AP....ticktok... The clock is ticking..


Matlab or koi option tha nahi Filhaal mere pass not a single fucking option.. Matlab gand marrni thi.. Lawda breathing exercise se main baraf se bachunga. Mujhe bus try karna tha ki hospital kam se kam time k liye jaaun... Ok then here goes nothing..

Ye bolke maine meri jacket nikaali then apni shirt nikaali then undershirt nikaali and at that moment main samjh gaya ki bhenchod i am about to fucking freeze here but speed is the key maine jhat se pant nikaali and then juttey and socks bhi nikaali..Mere kapde leke master wahaan se chal paddey ab mujhe speed caahiye thi or mujhe gate k jitana pass ho shake utana pass pohanchana tha taaki medics jaldi pohanch shakein mujhtak.. Ye bolke maine 3 takk count kiya and seedha bhaaga lekin 3rd second mein main khud he rukk gaya mere pair maano jamm gaye they niche or unhe ukhaadne ki himmat nahi thi mere andar.. Meri puri body pain or freezing ki wajah se sunn padd gayi thi meri aankhon k uppar takk baraf jamm gayi thi maine help k liye chilaana caaha but mera munh takk naa khula ok this is bad.. Very bad.. Or jab mujhe laga isase bura kuch nahi ho shakta tab main munh k ball niche girr padda apne aap bhenchod gand marrgayi.. Mera munh niche baraf mein dhans gaya jisase mujhe sans lene mein bahot dikkat hone lagi bahot jyaada woh bhi.. Ok i am about to die here.. Mere pass 60 seconds thi and uske baad main blackout hojaunga yahin k yahin think AP think.. Woh story.. Ussne kaise kiya tha?? Breathing techniques.. Yes. Yess.. Yes.. I know exactly ussne kaise kiya tha.. Lekin breathing techniques k liye mujhe sans lena jaruri tha or uske liye mujhe baraf k andar se apna munh nikaalna tha.. Beta AP this is serious like top most priority waala serious i can die here.. Stand up.. Saara dum laga.. Stand the fuck up..

Maine apni paralyze hoti body ki saari taakat ikatha ki ek chance tha mere pass khadda hone kaa saara dum laga dena tha mujhe or maine wahi kiya apni saari power combine karke maine uppar uthne kaa try kiya lekin main keval 1inch uppar utha hoga or fir niche girr padda.. No fucking way this is worse then i expected.. Holy fuck..
Ab bus mere pass pray karne k alawa koi option nahi tha ki please medics jaldi aajaaein please.. Main khudse ye bol raha tha ki main ekdum se khadda hogaya, kissi ne uthaaya mujhe..

Main-T. T. Thanks...dude.. Marr. R. R. R. R... Jaataa.. Abhi..

Lekin maine dhyaan diya toh paaya ki wahaan mere ass pass koi bhi nahi tha..

Main-Wwhwhwhat thhehetttthhhhhheeee fuck.. Mujhe kissne uthaaya..

"Maine"

Main-Bhenchod bol kon raha hai..

"Main Chutiye Tera dimag"

Main-Oh..

"60 Seconds, start that breathing exercises warna abki baar firr girrega or fir main bhi nahi uthaanewaala.."

Main-Ok Ok got it.

Ye bolke main wahaan aalthi paalthi maarke baitha or aankh bandh karke sans andar bahaar karne laga jo mere liye bahot easy tha jiske 2 reasons they first mujhe ek ek word yaad tha ki uss bandey ne uss story mein kaise ye kiya tha and 2nd mera mind meri help kar raha tha or mera mind Jab meri help kar raha hota hai toh main kuch bhi kar shakta hun..Mera dhyaan bus ek he jagah tha woh tha meditation mein mera saara focus, meri Saari power bus mujhe jinda rakhne mein lagi thi.. Or ekdum se shardi kam hone lagi.. Matlab it worked no fucking way.. No fucking way..

"Stay Focused and you can beat it stay focused"..

Main atleast 3-4 minutes takk waise he raha and then khadda hua kyunki ab shardi kam thi ekmaatar jagah jo pain kar rahi thi woh they mere pair.. Lekin main chal shakta tha.. Maine apni body k Uppar hath ferra toh ek alag energy mujhe apne andar feel hui.. Holy fucking shit.. And main lambi - 2 sansein letey hue chalne laga that was real that was fucking real.. Main aise chal raha tha maano kuch hai he nahi wahaan.. Then maine speed tejj ki.. Bhenchod i am a superhero...

Main gate k pass pohancha jo open tha or main andar aaya toh gate k uppar master khaddey they Boe bhi wahin they unke sath Snow bhi thi Bovice bhi wahin they matlab ye koi important test hota hai un sab ki pith thi meri taraf or Norman medics ko instructions derahe they..

Norman-15 seconds mein nikal lena tumlog usko uthaana and come back as fast as you can..Niharika is already waiting in the hospital.. Understood..

Main-Good Morning Master..

Ye sun wohlog piche mudde or sab k sab wahin k wahin rukk gaye like literally blank hogaye wohlog wahin k wahin or unka reaction ye saaf jaahir kar raha tha ki i am a fucking god..

Norman-No Way in hell or heaven you survived that..

Main-I kind of did..

Norman-How??

Main-That breathing technique holy shit that is some crazy shit.. Look at me i am just fine..

Norman-You know you did something that no one has ever done apart from 1 person.. Koi pass bhi nahi pohancha hai iske.. Even jissne complete ki woh apne ghutano par andar enter hue they and you are just fine..

Bovice - You.. You are something else let me tell you that.. Y. Y.. You are crazy.

Snow-You are not a human first of all..

Main-I know.. I am a god..

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behatrin update bro
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