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Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

Part 3 kaa title kya hona caahiye?

  • Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death

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    Votes: 13 5.7%
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    Votes: 23 10.1%
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    Votes: 5 2.2%

  • Total voters
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Update-176(New Problems)





Main Mast coffee peeney laga tabtak Baaki log ne bhi newspaper padhliya.. Or woh kaafi shock hue hona he tha inhe kya maalum bhenchod Jaan ki dhamki kya hoti hai.. Sabse jyaada shocked Anaa hui abtak kuch feelings toh uske mann mein bhi aai hongi mere liye..
Ashish - Ye kya haibe..
Main--wahi same old same old..
Ashish - Ye sach hai kya..
Juth bhi naa bol shakta tha bc kyunki jail waali theory sach he thi..
Main-Haan kind of true..
Ashish - Or tu idhar baithke coffee pee raha hai..
Main-Toh kya karun bc.. Khaana peena chhod dun iss jaise daily 36 aatey hain dhamki dene waale.. Shakal dekh uss Parveen ki tujhe lagta hai mujhe ghanta farak padega iss bandey se..
Ajit - Fir bhi bhai dhyaan rakha Kar..
Main-Mera dhyaan humessa he hota haibe..

Mouni-It's absurd ki kaise log tumhaare piche paddey hain.. It sucks..

Main-Yep.. Yep..

Ashish - By the way kya kiya tha tune iska..

Main-Woh kand yaad hai jab main or Abeer Ajit k ghar gaye they jahaan Vithal or Harman ko Raju uncle ne bulaaya tha samjhaane k liye ki surrender kardey.. Wahaan Parveen ko foda tha naa Abeer ne coma mein raha tha kaafi time..

Ash-Abe Haan bc ye jinda kaise bach gaya tha uss din..

Main-No idea.. Bc maine toh isko maara bhi nahi naa he marwaaya still sabse pehle mujhe dhamki detey hain.. Inse hona Jaana kuch hai nahi media ko story mill jaati hai.. Opposition waalon ko topic mill jaata hai..

Ashi-Side effects of being Most Popular Person in Haryana..

Main-Haan bc..

Ajit-Toh ye kitana serious hai..

Main-No idea i dont care anyways... Serious ho yaa prank mujhe ghanta farak nahi padta..


Fuck bhenchod ab ye nikal jaaega maadarchod ye newspaper waalon ki Maa chod dunga main.. Maine he abhi dekha hai ye newspaper ussne toh subah he dekhliya hoga or game samjh gaya hoga.. Fuck..

Main uthke Guffa ki side aaya ek cigarette kaafi help karti hai stress mein.. Main aaya he tha ki mera phone baja local landline number tha jo maine pick kiya..

Main-Yello..

Toh saamne se ek aadmi ki awaaj aai...

Aadmi-Hello.... Ek baar ko toh tumne darra he diya tha mujhe

Main-Kon haibe..

Aadmi-Parveen..

Main-Darraunga nahi beta maarunga tujhe kuttey ki mout woh bhi..

Parveen-Main samjh gaya tha jab Balwan ki marrne ki khabbar pata chali lekin mujhe ye nahi maalum tha tu mujh takk pohanch jaaega.. Kyunki mujhe toh Balwan bhi nahi jaanta tha.. Lekin aaj jab mere aadmiyon ne mujhe akhbaar dikhaaya toh main samjh gaya mera saala woh kaayar bhai apna munh khol chukka hoga.. Saala gaddar.. Waise bhi mujhe koi farak nahi padta usko khudko nahi maalum main kahaan hun..

Main-Jaaega kahaan kabtak bhaagega dhyaan rakhna jinda toh nahi chhodunga tujhe.. Or jitana time tu bhaagega utani he teri mout dardnaak hogi...

Parveen-Woh toh baad ki baat hai agar main gaya toh bhi tera friend toh hai he woh dekhlega tujhe.. Dekha maine kaise kuttey k maafik bhaagta hai tu uske saamne.. Gajab Haan.. Hahahahahah...Waise Haan newspaper se yaad aaya abhi thodi derr mein News18 channel dekhna naa bhullna... Thoda surprise hai tere liye .. See you soon AP..

Call disconnected..

Ab ye kya nayi bakchodi kargaya bhenchod.. Main waapis bahaar aaya Guffa se bina cigarette piye..

Main-Laxman TV kaa remote kidhar haibe..

Laxman- Ashish k pass he hoga..

Ashish - Mere pass.. Rukk jaa be Mast match chal raha hai last minutes goal caahiye..

Main--bc idhar de goal tera kardunga warna main....

Maine Ashish se remote cheena..

Main-Ye bc News18 kahaan millega isme..

Ashish - Menu se news channel nikaal le unhi mein hoga...

Finally maine News18 channel dhunda toh bhenchod uspar advertisements chal rahi thi..

Ashish - Gajab... Chappal ki add dikhaane k liye match bandh karwaaya tune..

Main - Chup be.. Mera naya koi kand aane waala hai isspar..

Ashish - ab kya kiya tune bc..

Main - Don't know.. Channel change naa kariyo..

Main wahaan se side mein aaya or Rishi ko call kiya.

Rishi-Yo..

Main-Abe jaldi se ek kaam Kar ek news channel hai News18 uspar merese related koi news chalne waali hai phone karke rukwaa de toh..

Rishi-News18 kiska channel hai maalum?? Shreya Chaudhary kaa.

Main-mujhe ghanta farak nahi padta..

Rishi-Uski Maa Sudha Chaudhary hai bhoolgaya union minister..

Main - Fuck bhenchod.. Ab farak padta hai.. Kuch ho shakta Hai..

Rishi-Ho jaaega lekin bahot badi problem hojaaegi fir..

Main-tu rehney dey bhosdk..

Call disconnected..

Chang ko call karke faayda nahi tha woh itana jaldi call back nahi karega.. Priyanka hell yeah Priyanka..

Maine turant Priyanka ko call kiya..

Priya-Yo boss..

Main-Ek channel Hai News18 uspar merese related koi Chutiyaapa chalne waala hai or main usse rukwaa nahi shakta.. Toh kya tu Kuch Kar shakti hai jisase woh channel news naa dikha paae..

Priya-I mean i can hack in there server... Lekin woh temporarily he hoga thodi derr baad server waapis up hojaaega.. Toh news challa denge woh..

Main-Temporary toh kar... Jaldi or naam nahi aana caahiye tera durr durr takk.. Jaldi kar..

Priya-On it..

Call disconnected..

Main waapis seat par aaya toh abhi bhi ads he chal rahi thi.. Lekin bhenchod ads k sath niche highlights likhi aarahi thi...."Biggest News of the day " exclusively on News18 at 9.40 am fuck bhenchod 5 minutes he baaki hain.. Agar 5 minutes mein Priyanka ye kar paai toh bc she is a God..

Abhi- AP vs Parveen... Highlight dekh be.

Maine dekha toh Taglines aane lag gayi thi bhenchod.." AP a liar? "..


Main-Chalo kamse kam question mark toh hai... "Power In Wrong Hands??"... Bc mere pass toh power hai bhi nahi.. Saara sab log millke meri he maar lo.. Or kuch toh millega nahi..

Lucky-lol..

Ads end ho chuki thi or overlay challu hogaya tha.. Fuck..

Maine Priyanka ko call kiya..

Priyanka-Just a few minutes...

Main-Jaldi utana toh time he nahi hai..

Channel par saamne ek maal se News Anchor aachuki thi bc ye toh Shreya he hai..

Shreya-Good Morning Guys... Chownk gaye naa mujhe iss time dekh k... Lekin kya karein aaj Shyaam kaa segment subah shift karna padd raha hai... Toh suruwaat kartey hain aaj k sabse bade topic se..

Main-Priyanka faster please...

Shreya -aaj subah k newspaper jaise aaplog ne padhe honge toh aapne dekha hoga aajki sabse badi highlight thi AP or Parveen ki dushmani... Sabko lag raha tha ye maatar ek afwaah hai.. Lekin isss....

And channel blank..

Priya-Done..

Main-Holy fuck that was close...

Priya-maximum 1 ghanta hai apne pass..

Main-You are a God..

Call disconnected..

Maine call cut kiya toh puri abhi gang mujhe he ghurr rahi thi..

Main-what.?

Lucky-No way you just stopped one of the biggest news channels in this country...

Main-Oh hell no maine kuch nahi kiya seriously.. Main khud wait kar raha tha news kaa.. Ab jaake pata karna padega kya tha.. Tumlog bhi chalo class kaa time hogaya Riti mam ek ko bhi naa enter karne degi dekhlena..

Abhi-Oh shit.. Time dekho be...

Ye sun woh sablog uthey seats se or turant nikal gaye or ab main nikala canteen se lekin jaise he nikala toh wahaan Anaa khaddi milli mujhe.. Or shakal se woh kaafi gusse mein lag rahi thi..

Main-Hi.. Kya hua..?

Anaa-You lied to me AP..

Main-Oh hell no.. Maine kya juth bola..

Anaa-yaad nahi kal kya kahaa tha tumne ki "believe me no one is trying to kill me"...

Ussne meri nakal kartey hue kaha jisse dekh mujhe hansi aagayi.

Main-Actually Haan mujhe bhi shyaam ko he pata chala tha toh tumhe kaise bataata.. Tabtak toh sab theek he tha.. Or waise bhi aise ye chote mote log lage rehtey hain attention paane k liye Haan nothing serious at all..

Anaa-Toh agar serious nahi hai toh abhi kahaan jaarahe ho..?

Main-Investigate karne ki kya caahiye bhaisahaab ko..

Anaa-Please take care AP.. dhyaan rakha karo..

Main-Don't worry.

Anaa- so waapis kab aaoge college next month..?

Main-Are naa naa.. Main call karunga tumhe don't worry...

Anaa-OK then.. I'll be waiting.. Please take care..

Ye bolke woh class ki taraf nikal gayi.. Haaaash..!!! Ek baar ko toh saari problems bhool gaya tha main.. Matlab baat aage badh rahi hai... Yahi toh caahiye.. Ek bar bhenchod iss gandu se nipat lun.. Fir dekhunga..

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Wahaan se main gaadi mein aaya or Rishi ko call kiya..

Rishi-Haan.. Bc kya karwaadiya tune..

Main-Kuch nahi uss loundiya kaa number de toh Shreya kaa..

Rishi-Main boyfriend lagraha bc uska jo mere pass number hoga.. Bhai se lele..

Main-Bahi denge nahi chal chhod..

Call disconnected..

Number kahaan se lun number kahaan se lun.. Haan bc uski behen bhi toh yahin padhti haina kya naam tha uska Neha Haan Neha.. First year.. Iski class dhundani padegi..

Uske liye maine Rohit ko call kiya..

Main-Sun be woh jo ladki thi Neha Chaudhary uski class kidhar lagti hai..

Rohit-203 yaa 204 mein..

Main-Pakka..?

Rohit-Haan kya hua by the way..

Main-Baadmein bataata...

Call disconnected..

Main second floor par aaya jahaan woh rooms they bus bc dikkat ye thi ki koi chuttad saa teacher naa ho andar warna gand Marr jaaegi.. 204 khaali tha iska matlab 203 he hoga.. Maine 203 mein dekha toh class chaalu thi or saamne Nicki madam padha rahi thi thankgod..

Maine Nicki mam ko call kiya unhone nahi uthaaya shayad silent par hoga.. Issliye main gate k saamne gaya..

Main-Excuse me mam...

Ye sun Nicki madam ne meri taraf dekha or unke sath sath he puri class ne mujhe ghurra.. Bc naye laundey they sab first year waale Noob log..bhenchod aise ban than k baithey jaise inki baap ki Shaadi mein aaye hon... Ye wahi log hotey hain jo subah uthtey he Khudko bhi GoodMorning boltey hain.. Lol

Nicki-AP..?

Main - Can i talk to you for a minute..

Nicki-Sure..

Ye bolke main andar aaya

Nicki-(aaram se) kya hua..? Or woh chhod tu hain kahaan ye bata pehle raipta khaaega tu abhi merese..

Main-(aaram se) Woh sab baadmein aap 2 minute time do toh..

Nicki-(aaram se) Kyun..?

Main-(aaram se) Mereko kaam Hai andar bahot jaruri bahot means bahot jyaada..

Nicki-(aaram se) Ladki kaa chakkar toh nahi haina..

Main - (aaram se) Ladki filhaal ek he hai jiska maalum ha aapko.. Issliye aap yahin rukko..

Nicki-OK..

Ye bolke main uss ladki ko dhundaney laga bhenchod puri class mere munh ki taraf dekh rahi thi... First bench par baithi thi woh kuch ladke or ladkiyon k sath.. Jo sab bc padhaaku he lag rahe they... Main uske pass gaya. Toh bc uske sath waale bolne lage..

Good morning sir..

Good Morning Sir..

Main-Haan bhai Haan.. Neha..?

Neha-Yes..

Main-Rem...

Main aage kuch bol paata usase pehle ek ladka or bol padda.. "Good Morning Sir."..

Main - Abe dopehar hogayi Tumhaari morning sun - 2 k chup rahega ek baar dikh nahi raha baat Kar raha hun.. Raipta maarunga toh 3 feet dur girrega jaake..

Main-so neha Remember me i am..

Neha-AP.. I know sir..

Main - Sir nahi lagaao ek toh. Suno I need your sister's number.. Urgently..

Neha-Ofcourse come outside with me....

Main-Yahin dedo..

Neha-Class mein phone allowed nahi hai..

Main-Ye kon Bola.. O Nicki mam kyun bachon ko darra k rakhti ho.. Phone nikaalne ki permission toh dedo...

Nicki-Go on Neha agar emergency hai toh..

Ussne phone nikaala mereko number diya..

Main-Thank you very much..

Neha-Welcome..

Ye bolke main bahaar ki taraf chaldiya...

Main-Thanks Nicki Mam...

Nicki-Arrey Sun toh..

Main-Yo call karta hun baadmein..

Ye bolke bahaar aaya main or Shreya ko call kiya..

Shreya-Hello..

Main-Hi shreya.. Its AP..

Shreya-oh hi how are you..

Main-I am fine.. Listen I was watching your channel because there was some news about me but channel stopped midway..

Shreya-Oh yeah there are some errors in the server..

Main-yeah so can I ask what the news was about..

Shreya - I mean thodi derr mein Channel on hojaaega tab dekh he lena tum.. Yaa abhi jaanana jaruri Hai..

Main-it depends on you agar bataa shakti ho toh that'll be appreciated..

Shreya - Sure.. Humaare ek reporter k pass Parveen kaa call aaya tha ussi ki recording play karni hai..

Main-Or kya hai uss recording mein..

Shreya-Not much bus woh Tumhaari or uski jo dushmani ki news chalrahi usspar he baat Kar raha hai. Thoda bahot tumhaare baare mein bhi bola hai just normal stuff jyaada serious kuch nahi hai.. I'll send you the recording..

Main-Ohh that will be great...

Shreya- OK bhejdeti hun.. But listen AP we cant stop it from going live..

Main-Oh no problem beshak chalaao..tumlog nahi toh koi or chalaaega.. Or main force nahi kar shakta tumhe.. Go ahead..

Shreya-OK.. Bye.

Main-Bye..

Call disconnected..

Ussne recording bheji mere pass.. Maine chaalu ki.. Toh ek male reporter ki or Parveen ki awaaj Thi suru mein unka introduction hua.. Then Parveen ne bolna chaalu kiya..

Parveen- suno maana main ek criminal hun lekin jo ye khabar chal rahi hai ki AP ko maarna caahta hun main wagairaah wagairaah woh khabar nahi sachai hai.. Kyunki suru ussne kiya tha.. Pehle woh aaya tha mere piche.. Kyunki uske munh Power lag gayi hai jiski latt bahot buri hoti hai.. Pure Haryana mein woh mere jaise sabko maarke khud Sabse bada gunda banana caahta hai... Woh din durr nahi jab woh Haryana kaa sabse bada gangster hoga.. Maana maine crimes kiye hain lekin aise marrna nahi caahta main..

Reporter-Toh khudko police k hawaale kardo..

Parveen-Jab time aaega kardunga..

Reporter - Parveen sahaab aise nahi chalta kanoon yaa toh aap unke pass jaao yaa fir wohlog toh fir aa he jaaenge.. Main toh aapko yahi raaye dena caahunga ki please surrender kar dijiye.. Fir naa koi aapka incounter karega naa kuch Orr...

Parveen - Tu saale ******* khabar deraha hun itani badi ye caahiye yaa nahi.. Bus ye dhyan rakho woh sabko maardega jabtak sab criminals ikkatha hoke uske khilaaf nahi jaatey tabtak woh aise he ek ek ko maarta rahega kyunki usko maja aata hai inn sab mein.. Aajtak kissi ko jinda pakkada he nahi ussne woh hota kon hai ye decide karne waala ki kon jinda Rahega or kon nahi..

Reporter - I think aapke bhai or Vithal kaniya ko ussi ne pakkada tha woh bhi jinda..

Parveen- Abe ****** jyada Shyaana naa bann ******... Ye chala dena or Keh dena apne AP se marrega toh woh jarur akela nahi hun main dekhlunga uski laash se lipat lipat k rotey rehna fir sablog jo usse uppar uthaae hain..

Uske baad call cut hogaya.bc edited version bheja tha mere pass gaali takk mute kar rakhi thi.. Ab baat ye thi ki Ye toh marrega Beta bahot buri mout marrega.. Ye news dikkat waali thi nahi chalaa shaktey hain meri or uski dono ki baraabar waat lagi hai..

Maine Priyanka ko call kiya..

Main-Yo chalwaa dey channel..

Priya-OK boss..

Main-Thanks for the help..

Priya-anytime for you..

Call disconnected..

Maine call cut kiya He tha ki Shreya kaa call aagaya mere pass..

Shreya- sunliya..?

Main-Yep.. Thanks..

Shreya- So kaafi bhalla bura kaha hai tumhe..

Main--I don't mind aise log par dhyaan nahi deta main.. Tumlog play kardo I don't mind..

Shreya-Ohk.. Koi jawaab dena caahoge tum usse that will be really helpful..

Main-Notme I'll inform Anjali woh bataa degi..

Shreya-Thanks..

Main- Your welcome...

Call disconnected..


Maine Anjali ko call kiya...

Anjali-yo boss..

Main-News18 waalon kaa call aaega ek recording bheji hai tere pass uska reply Dena hai dedena..

Anjali-Cool..

Call disconnected..

Ok done and dusted.. Bc I am too fast.. Uske baad main waapis canteen mein aagaya kyunki kaam sab hogaya tha.. Toh ghar jaake karunga kya... Canteen mein pehle toh Sutta peke aaya bahaar then news channel kaa wait karne laga kab chalega mera news 5 minute baad woh shreya aayi and then bataane lagi sorry for the error blah blah blah.. And then ussne suru waali headlines bolke recording sunaai... And recording sunaake boli iska counter reply hum sunenge AP ki close friend and Feild Incharge of ACU(Anti Crime Unit jo humaari team ko naam diya gaya hai government dwaara) Anjali Singh se ek break k baad.. Nice bhenchod 10 Minute ki news 12 minutes ki ads dekh chuka hun main.... Thodi derr baad Abhi gang fir aati dikhi mujhe.. Bhenchod canteen mein he gand marwaatey rehna pura din.. Abhi, Ashish, Mouni, Arushi Sana or Anaaa they abki baar..

Ashish - Tu gaya nahi be..

Main-Kidhar.. Yahin baitha hun main toh.. News dekh raha..

Ashish - Aachuki news..??

Main-Haao..

Ashish - Kya tha bc..


Main-Parveen ro raha tha ki main usse maarna caahta hun wagairaah wagairaah lekin woh mujhe pehle maardega akela nahi hai woh wagairaah wagairaah.... Ab Anjali Kaa report or chalega...

Unsabne apne tea coffee cold drinks wagairaah liye.. And then break khatam hua...

Shreya -break k baad aap sabka ek baar firse swagat hai ji humaare sath iss Waqt phone par mojjud hain Haryana ki one of the most decorated and Honest officer And also the Feild Incharge of ACU Anjali Singh.. Jo uss phone recording k baare mein apne views rakhengi..Good Morning Anjali Ji..

Anjali-Good Morning..

Shreya-Toh I am sure aapne sun he liya hoga uss recording ko..


Anjali-Ji..

Shreya-So aapka jyaada smay waste naa kartey hue pehla sawaal..!? AP keval North India ki most Powerful family kaa member nahi uske sath sath ACU kaa ek member bhi hai toh ACU k ek member ko death threats Mille hain ispar aapki kya raaye hai..

Anjali-Dekhiye ye koi Pehli baar nahi hua hai jab humein death threats milley honn.. Specially AP ko.. You know jab aap kuch acha kar rahe hotey haina toh kuch bandey hotey he hain jinko taang adaani hoti hai jabki Parveen toh ek gunda hai bolega he woh toh.. So it doesn't matter hum jo kartey hain woh kartey rahenge..

Shreya-Parveen ko aapne kehtey hue suna hoga ki AP sab criminals ko maarke khud Sabse bada criminal banana caahta hai..

Anjali-Ye baat ki koi sense he nahi hai I mean kyun..? AP kyun caahega aisa..? Aisa caahta toh woh Surendra k saamrajya k end k baad khud gaddi leleta uski.. I mean usse caahiye nahi ye sab wohlog already pure North India mein Faile hain or harr jagah logon ki madad kar rahe hain toh kyun woh haryana k liye itana sab karega.. Or AP kaa personally kuch hai nahi uske sath AP ne toh kuch kiya bhi nahi uske sath yahaan aane k baad woh Feild mein 95% nahi jaata woh bus plan banaata hai or humlog usko Anjaam detey hain..


Shreya-Ji facts saamne rakhdiye aapne toh....Lekin Parveen ne kaha ki woh surrender kardega lekin jab time aaega tab he...

Anjali-Haan toh usko koi bataaye ki bhai sahaab adhaar card se pan card link nahi karwaana jo time aaega tab karrega surrender karna hai apne aap ko.. Aise toh fir uska time aaega he nahi... Ye kya logic hua.. Kal ko koi badi si criminal activity karke kehdega woh toh bhai main surrender karta hun.. Hum risk kyun lein.. Or ACU kaa saare haryana ko maalum Hai humne harr criminal ko pehle surrender karne kaa time diya hai then hum push kartey hain.. Abhi bhi Parveen k pass kaltak kaa time tha surrender karne ko issiliye AP uske bhai se Milla tha ki kaise naa kaise usse inform kare Surrender k liye.. Lekin abhi bhi main usse 8 ghantey kaa or time deti hun agar surrender kardega toh theek nahi toh uske baad fir humein push karna padega.. Kyunki we can't risk it.. Uske uppar 3 half murder.. 2 rape, 2 kidnapping, drug trafficking, prostitution ..plotting against the government inke alaawa or bhi cases hain toh hum usse aaj nahi toh kal pakad he lenge jinda yaa murda..

Shreya-Ji main as a responsible citizen of haryana aapke sath hun.. Aise criminals ko bilkul bhi baksha nahi Jaana caahiye..

Anjali-Ji bilkul.. Or main sure hun ki pura haryana humaare sath hai isme..

Shreya-ji bilkul... Lekin Parveen ne kaha ki woh akela nahi hai or bhi hain uske sath..

Anjali-toh ji woh or bhi pakadey jaaenge yaa maarejaaenge.. Unko bhi main yahi kehti hun surrender before its too late...

Shreya-ji toh suna aapsabne Anjali Ji ne saaf saaf 8 ghantey ki deadline rakh di hai toh hum Parveen ko inform karna caahenge ki apne aap ko surrender kare or ek nayi life suru kare..

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Update-178(A Plan)




Hmm bc Anjali k interviews maahool bana detey hain. .

Ashish - Anjali is great...

Main - Anjali is awesome at interviews.. She killed it..

Wahaan se main next 5 minute mein nikal liya sabko bye bolke.. Seedha ghar aaya puri team ko wahin bulaaya garage mein jahaan humaara office hai..Main, Abeer, Sam, Ravi, Mangal, Ami, Rohit, Priyanka, Anjali, Jiya, Pooja, Ajay, Deepak or Rajat wahaan mojjud they..

Main-So this plan was destroyed by the media...now I have a backup plan ussne din mein mujhe call kiya tha ek local booth se jo maine Pooja se track karwaya then maine Uss reporter se woh number liya jisase Parveen ne usse phone kiya tha jo filhaal bandh hai.. Lekin uski last location ussi booth k area mein Hai jahaan se ussne mujhe call kiya tha so according to me no way woh durr jaake kissi std booth se call karne kaa risk lega.. I am sure woh 100% ussi area mein kahin hai.. Bus humein uss area mein fail Jaana Hai.. Or gajab baat ye hai ki uss area mein jyaada kuch hai nahi issliye ashaani hogi..

Anjali-That sounds cool..

Abeer-Lets get it then..

Main-So Abeer, Anjali and tumlog jo raat ko jaage they wohlog rest lelo Main baaki ko leke faill jaaunga.. So Priyanka, Jiya, Ajay, Rajat or Deepak humlog jaaenge...

Sab-Done..

So 3 Teams Bani Me and Priyanka.. Jiya And Ajay.. Rajat and Deepak.. Woh area actually jyaada populated nahi tha city ki outskirts par padta hai or thodi bahot cehal pehal he thi... Humne soch se bhi jyaada area cover karliya just to be safe.. Main or Priyanka bike par gaye gaadi wagairaah par dhyaan jyaada jaata logo. Kaa maine Munh par same polution mask or aankho par chasma lagaaya.. Priyanka ko waise bhi koi jaanta nahi tha.. Hum 2 k under mein ek society type kaa area tha jahaan kaafi saare ghar they.. Teeno teams Bluetooth se connected thi.. Bike ek side park karke humlog uss society k gate par mojjud ek dukaan mein aaye.. Or chaaye peene baithey.. Ye main gate tha society kaa toh yahaan se aane Jaane waalon par aaram se najar rakh shaktey they..

Main-Listen guys woh akela nahi hoga for sure bandey honge uske sath issliye jo bhi criminal type kaa banda dikhe follow karo usko.. Police waale ho tumlog toh ashaani hogi..

Main Bluetooth par bola..

Sab-ok boss..

Priyanka-Mujhe nahi lagta woh hum dono ko millega.. Kyunki itane crowded or Cehal pehal waale area mein nahi rahega woh..

Main-Yep jyaada chances Jiya or Ajay k hain kyunki wahaan ashaani se reh shakta Hai woh..

Humlog thodi derr uss dukaan mein baithey koi aane Jaane waala naa suspect dikha.. Uske baad hum andar chale gaye society k or ek ek ghar ko dekhne lage.. Middle class society thi ye koi jyaada bade - 2 ghar nahi they wahaan par idhar udhar bache log khelrahe they.. Budhau log ghaas mein paddey they.. Society kaa round lagaane k baad humlog thoda aage nikale jo area for safety humne cover kiya wahaan bhi ghar wagairaah they.. Lekin abhi takk naa toh koi suspected aadmi Milla naa he koi ghar.. 4 baj gaye they yahaan par lekin kuch nahi Milla.. Humein toh koi shakk karne laayak bhi nahi Milla.. Unlog ko Mille ek do lekin picha karne k baad woh clear nikale.. Andhere mein teer chalaaya tha maine shayad nahi laga theek se.. Fuck.. Humlog waapis us dukaan par aae lunch kiya and then theek 4.30 baje Jiya boli comms par..

Jiya-Boss I think we got something..

Main--describe..

Jiya- Apne area mein nahi hai lekin abhi 2 bandey maine dekhe jo shakal se he criminals lag rahe they Ajay ne follow kiya toh Wohlog gaye ek non veg shop par wahaan se kuch samaan liya then wahaan se ek wine shop par gaye wahaan jab woh paise dene lage toh Ajay ne dekha ek k pass gun thi... Toh Ajay ne or picha kiya toh wohlog ek ghar mein gaye jahaan gate ek or rowdy type bandey ne khola.. Or unke andar aatey he bahaar jhaank kar bandh Kiya.. Humne pata kiya toh ghar bandh tha Owner dubai mein hai or 6 months pehle kissi Jagdeep ne liya hai isko... Paise harr month owner k account mein daal diye jaatey hain.. 2 floor kaa ghar hai or andar Atleast 5-6 bandey toh humne dekh liye hain abtak khidki wagairaah se..

Main-Oh hell yeah.. I am coming location send kar toh teri... Deepak Rajat tumlog lage raho hum 4 dekhtey hain ek baar..

Deepak-OK boss..

Jiya ne apni location bheji or bike par hum wahaan pohanchey.. Medium size kaa ghar tha ye ground floor and then First floor.. First floor par jyaada rooms nahi dikh rahe they toh main rush ground floor par tha.. Right Side mein ek underconstruction building thi uss ghar k or left side mein ek play school tha jo filhaal bandh tha..uss ghar k saamne road tha or uske dusri taraf ek Park tha chota saa jahaan se jiya or Ajay unpar najar rakhe hue they.. Wahaan se ghar k front kaa kaafi sahi view tha.. Ghar k saamne ki taraf kuch khidkiyaan or first floor par ek balcony thi....

Jiya-uss balcony mein they 3 bandey abhi teeno ki pics maine bhejdi hai police stations mein jald reply aaega koi..

Main-Great..

Ab koi confirm proof dhundana tha ki Parveen hai andar.. Toh hum lag gaye kaam par Main or Priyanka ghar k round lagaane lage or Jiya and Ajay apni jagah par he rukke..



Thodi derr baad he Jiya boli..

Jiya-Boss we got it...

Main-Kya..

Jiya-Maine jo in 3 Bandon ki photo bheji thi na unmein se 2 ki pehchaan hogayi hai.. 1 Harman kaa Khaas aadmi tha or dusara kai dafa Khud Parveen k sath dekha jaa chuka hai..

Main-Oh hell yeah.. Hell fucking yeah.. Let's gather the team then..

Jiya-Yo... Main Anjali mam or baaki ko inform karti hun..

Main-Main Abeer or baaki ko bulaata hun..

Maine Abeer ko call kiya..

Main-Uth gaya be..?

Abeer-Yo..

Main-Aaja bc action time.. We got him..

Abeer-sachi..?

Main-Yep .. Address bhej raha hun Mangal or Ami ko leke pohanch.. Meri deagles le aana..

Abeer - OK boss..

Maine Abeer ko wahaan thodi c durr mojjud ek Park kaa address bheja iss ghar k aas pass abhi nahi mandraana caahtey they humlog.. Aisa he Jiya ne kiya.. Or 15 Minutes baad Anjali and baaki log Or Idhar Se Abeer Mangal or Ami pohanchey.. Jiya Ajay or Priyanka ko maine wahin chhod diya Najar rakhne k liye or main akela Park mein aagaya...

Main-so kaise hua kya hua tumlog ko maalum he hai I am 100% sure Parveen andar hai.. Gajab kaa plan bhi ready hai mere pass..

Abeer - Bol..

Main--woh dekh jo woh dikhraha hai woh ghar hai uske side mein jo construction building haina uske second floor se kuch bandey Uss ghar ki terrace par kuddenge or iss taraf se kuch bandey main gate se jaaenge... And ek aadh bahaar he rukk jaaega.. Baaki koi bhaagne ki jagah he nahi hai.. Bhenchod dono taraf se gand maar lenge unki..

Abeee-baaki sab toh fit hai lekin woh jo dusri side building hai uska kya..

Main-School type hai kuch.. mushkil hai udhar se nikalna khidki balcony kuch nahi hai udhar still ek banda wahaan rakhlenge..

Abeer-Bus fir gajab.. Easy peasy lemmon squeezy...

Anjali-Plan is lit but humein thoda wait karna padega..

Main-kaaeko..

Anjali-What do you mean kaaeko aaj subah he maine national television par uss bandey ko surrender karne k liye 8 ghantey kaa time diya tha.. Ab pehle maardenge toh media waale Pagla jaaenge..

Main--true... True.. Ye dhyaan he naa Tha mereko.. tu bhi befaltu mein he time derahi thi usko..

Anjali-Boltey time cool lag raha tha flow - 2 mein nikal gaya waise bhi jaaega kahaan.. Agar yahaan se nikalte dikhenge toh bichmein he thok denge...

Main - So 10:15 am baje ki baat hai ye or usase 8 ghantey hue yaani 6.15 pm... Just to be safe humlog 7 baje karenge. Agar sab sahi raha toh..

Anjali - Perfect... 1 ghanta bacha hai kya karein..


Main-Date par chalegi Anjali dekh saamne coffee shop hai..

Anjali-let's do it..

Abeer-What the fuck..

Main-Kya be time pass kar rahe apna tumlog apna dekho..

Abeer-Saamne saloon hai Mangal..?

Mangal-Oh cool... Lets go..

Deepak-humlog round lagaa letey tabtak...

Ab wahaan bache Main Or Anjali..Anjali ne mera hath pakkada or humlog chal paddey Cofffee shop ko taraf...like couples by the way..

Coffee shop mein andar humlog sath baithey..

Main-I can't wait to put a bullet in his fucking head..

Anjali--Same..

Main-Waise bhi problem Parveen nahi hai ye toh aaj nahi toh kal mill he jaaega main problem woh jaanwar hai usse kaise dhundenge...

Anjali-True.. Uske baare mein ghanta kuch nahi maalum khabrilog ko..

Main-Yep.. Ab mere saamne bhi nahi aaraha woh shayad samjh gaya ki ye setup hai or pakkada jaaega.. Lekin kuch naa kuch toh karega woh..

Anjali-yep..

Baat cheet k bich Humaari coffee bhi aagayi..

Anjali-Waise tera kya scene chal raha aajkal..

Main-ghanta kaa scene yaar ye sab bakchodi se he time nahi millraha personal life k liye.. Anaa k sath baat badh rahi hai lekin itani slow ki woh bhi confuse hojaaegi main caahta kya hun... College mein exams k baad ek class nahi lagaai hai.. Waapis aane k baad kuch bhi interesting nahi kiya hai.. Jo koi aa raha hai seedha target kar raha hai bhenchod.. I am fucking tired of this shit.. Itana time inn sab bakchod log par lagaaya itana Red John par lagaata toh abtak usse he pakkad leta.. Bhenchod ye jaanwar kahaan se aagaya ye samjh nahi aaraha ... Or iske aane se darr lage woh samjh aata hai par iss bakchod dimag ko kya hojaata hai woh samjh nahi aata.. Blank hojaata hai.. Uppar se woh drug kaa bhi ataa pataa nahi hai kya tha kya nahi jisase main blank hogaya tha..

Anjali-What the fuck sans lele ek he sans mein saare dukh Dard sunaa gaya..

Main-That's my life sadly..

Anjali-Coffee finish kar chal fir Parveen k sath kuch interesting kartey hain..

Main-Haan bc kahin toh frustration nikle..

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