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Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

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Boht Zabardast updates
Thanks bhai Tahirtahir111
Mast likha hai but ye accident kyu
Accident Story k plot mein tha issliye bhai :D keep supporting Dev123
Superb update AP back again where's he start but anyway see what think AP waiting for nxt
Thanks Kamran khan 1077
Jhakaash update bhau
Abay ka to phaar ke rkh diya
Or y aunty kuchh jada jada hi pkka di itna kese koi bol leta he itna
Ab deva bhai kya gyaan dege

So fabulous update bhai
Deva bhai ne to gyaan ki ganga bahaa diya speech faadu he boss
Or gand fhaar dar gya bhai y AP pe suit na krta he or raat ka kand ko chhupane me phat ke hath me a gya.
Bilkul fattt k hath mein aagayi thi bhai :D keep supporting ~☆~ Innocent Aarya ~☆~
FUCK BC kya mast screen play chal rha hai mja aa gya

seriously man DEVA bhai is seriously awesome matlab DEVA bhai hi bhagwaan hai HE is on another level man matlab GOD level hai BHAI ka. kya kehna hai bhai ka inki har ek baat par experience ki jhalak mil rhi hai well inpar dialogue bhi sab set ho rhe the like
I AM ABOVE EVERYTHING
and he actually mean it man.
sach mai goosebumps feel hua idhar bhi BC

AP ka darr dekh ke bhi saaf pta chal jata hai ki hum jitni bhi motivation le le yan motivational videos dekh le yeh matter na karta hai jab tak khud kuch na karte hain aur seriously AP ka recent accident saaf bta deta hai yeh:roflol:

DEVA bhai ke batane se pta chla ki seriously AP ne kitni mistakes ki hain jo saaf bta deti hain ki uska dimag centre mai na hai as AP ke solve kiye matter mai loophole mushkil se milte hain aur yahan saamne hi they like vo phone tracking karke kuen vale mare bando ka pta lagana

AP mere hissab se frustrate bhi ho skta hai as abhi uska dimag uski madad na kar rha hai but still vo handle kar lega yeh toh confirm hai aur vaise bhi DEVA bhai hai uske pass B-)
aur vo supercool hai man unki vo story bhi btati hai ki kaise vo aise bane i love this small past reference

moreover yeh update mujje bahut pasand aaya kaafi halka feel kiya maine aur mja bhi aaya yeh update padh kar and i mean it bhai mujhe PEAKY BLINDERS ki family meeting ki tarah lga scene aur jo inn bhaiyon ke ussul(उसूल) hai i love that
yeh ussul(उसूल) hi bta deta hai ki kyun AP ki family se DEVA bhai, MANGAL, RISHI and all kyun apni baat ke pakke hain like man of their words (DEVA bhai confirm hai)

once again i really enjoyed this update ab dekhte hain AP ka ghutna kab tak thik hoga :frown: ur bhai i miss the scenes jab AP, RAVI aur SAM ek sath bakchodi karte they college vali nhi school life vali let's hope inki nai bakchodi aa jaye koi

ANANYA ka scene set ho skta hai ab shayad jab vo AP ko get well soon bolne aaye kyunki AP ab 2-3 din toh na ja rha college

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Yep true Deva Bhai is a God unka character starting se he god level kaa tha or rahega.. Keep supporting as always Mathur bhai.. Thanks for the wonderful review
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Update-173(New Suspect)





Bhenchod ek din ki shanti nahi hai naseeb mein sir pura ghum raha tha maine time dekha toh subah k 7 he baje they.. What the fuck main bhi sochun nasha abhi bhi kyun hai bc 3 ghantey ki nind bhi theek se nahi hui thi.. Raat ko sotey time bhool gaye they ki subah sablog meeting k liye millne waale hain..

Sam - Isko uthaa be..

Main - Oye bhosdk uthh.. Gandu...

Maine Ravi ko 3-4 laat di toh woh honsh mein aaya.. Or uske honsh mein aatey he main langdaata hua bathroom mein ghuss gaya pehle toh brush kiya badbu udaai saari aankhein bhenchod laal thi ekdum.. Fresh hua main jaldi se tabtak Sam or Ravi jaa chuke they apne rooms mein.. Maine Shorts pehney or fir knee par spray maara bhenchod literally 3 gunna mota hogaya tha mera ghutana bahot jyaada Dard tha.. Uppar se nasha.. Uppar se sir Dard uppar se nind aarahi thi uppar se meeting... Kya suruwaat hui thi aaj k din ki..

Main bahaar aaya room se or Sam and Ravi kaa wait karne laga kyunki khud se seedhiyaan nahi uttar shakta tha... Chala mushkil se jaaraha tha.... Woh dono toh aaye nahi lekin Meenu jarur aagayi niche se humein bulane..

Meenu-Kya kar rahe ho tumlog aana nahi hai..

Main-unka wait kar raha tha yaar...

Meenu - kyun akela nahi aa shakta..

Main - Ye dekh..

Maine apna ghutana aage kiya...

Meenu-oh god ye kya hua.

Main-Kal Raat ko 2nd floor se yahaan takk ludakta hua aaya..

Meenu-oh god ye toh kaafi chot lagi hai.. Dhangse chala kar naa andha hai kya..

Main-actually andha he tha light kahaan hai uppar bc kuch naa dikhraha tha pair fisal gaya.. Chal leke chal mereko niche takk...

Meenu ne mujhe sahara diya maine apna hath uske kandhe par rakha or seedhiyon se niche utarne laga..

Main - Aaram se jyaada John Cena naa ban..

Main keval right pair rakh raha tha niche left almost hawa mein he tha..

Meenu-Raat ko party sharty hui hai matlab..

Main-wait what the fuck tereko kaise maalum..

Meenu-abhi jab tere room k saamne khaddi thi toh bottle or glass dikhe mujhe..

Main-bc Sab shyaane log mujhe he kyun miltey hain.. Khair leave it tereko main waise bhi bataane waala Tha sun mujhe nahi maalum tu kaise karwaaegi but mujhe woh Saara samaan gayab caahiye babhi ko bina pata lage.. Ye kaam keval Tu he karwaa shakti hai..

Meenu-Hojaaega..

Main-Or mera sir Dard kar raha hai uska kuch jugaad hai.

Meenu-Pain killers hain mere pass..

Main--ok Paani or painkillers bhi leke aana..

Main or Meenu Hall mein aaye toh wahaan puri team With Priyanka, bhai, babhi, Abeer,Ami, Mangal or Rishi sab mojjud they..

Babhi-Tujhe kya hua..?

Main sofe par baitha tang uppar uthake.. Jisase sabko dikh jaae...

Babhi-oh my god ye kya hai...

Anjali-this look painful..

Main-it is painful.. Raatko Niche aaraha tha terrace se 2nd floor par light wagairaah on thi nahi wahaan stairs par pair finsla or niche 1st floor par aake rukka..

Babhi-Toh raatko bataa deta doctor k pass chal padtey..

Main-raatko doctor Sam k magical spray ne dard durr kardiya tha mujhe laga normal chot hogi..

Anjali-Toh chal pehle Hospital he ho aatey hain baadmein meeting karlena..

Main-No thanks jaldi jaldi finish karo then chalaa jaaunga..


Main pura dum lagaa k bol raha tha kyunki bc sabkuch ghum raha tha pura dum lagaake main khudko seedha kiye baitha tha..

Meenu ek glass Paani or kuch medicine leke aai.. Bc sabke saamne he ye marwaegi..

Babhi-ye kisliye..?

Main-Haan kisliye..?

Meenu-Doctor k pass jaaega tabtak painkiller lele Dard kam hoga..

Babhi-Haan right lele..

Meenu is so smart..

Maine 2 goliyan khaai..

Main-So good morning everyone.. Kaise ho sablog..?

Jiya-All good tum bataao kaisi rahi holidays..

Main-blasting I am fresh af now..ab jaldi jaldi suru karo kya Milla kya nahi..

Deva-Anjali tum explain karo..

Anjali-so ok humne list banaai ki kon hai jo aisa kar shakta Hai I am sure woh tumhaara personal rival hoga naa ki puri family kaa kyunki agar woh hum sabka dushman hota toh tumhe itana personally target nahi karta.. Iska matlab woh pakka surendra kaa koi aadmi hoga.. Woh bhi shyaana, samajhdaar and rich.. Ab list mein se naam kattney lage most of them are dead and rest are in jail.. Ab jail mein hai iska matlab ye nahi ki woh kuch kar nahi shaktey.. Harman or Vithal dono jail mein Hain toh humne unki puri list nikaali kiss kiss se woh pichle 60 din mein Mille hain wagairaah wagairaah.. Toh unke khilaaf kuch nahi Milla wohlog clean lag rahe hain.. Then kuch suspects bachtey hain jaise ki woh Kalu yaad hai Mohan kaa left hand jiski gaadi k andar gaadi thokdi thi tumne then usko arrest karwaayaa tha..

Main-maine nahi Sam ne thoki thi.. What the fuck tumlog itana andar takk ghuss gaye they..

Anjali-Ofcourse ek suspect naa chhoda jo eligible tha in sabke liye.. Toh woh kalu ab sudhar chuka hai.. Then aaye humaare Ex home minister sahaab jiski wife principal thi tumhaare school mein and tumne dono husband wife ki waat lagaai thi multiple times..

Main- Lucky k mom dad.. Naa wohlog aisa nahi karenge..

Anjali-I know still check karna humaara kaam Tha.. Uske baad aaya woh inspector Abhay or Uska baapu Ramesh.. Unpar bhi najar rakhi but lagta nahi woh bhi honge..

Main-nahi woh bhi Nahi Hain...

Anjali-then Kal subah aaya ek naam aage "Parveen "..

Main-Parveen naam toh suna suna lag raaa hai.. Kon hai ye..

Anjali-Yaad karo Harman kaa bhai Jisne Raju k yahaan Abeer se fight ki thi.. Jab Harman or Vithal ne surender kardiya tha.. Abeer ne almost maardiya tha usse..

Main-Arrey Haan Haan yaad aagaya..

Anjali-Woh gayab hai paisa Harman kaa kaafi hai uske pass chotey motey kaale dhandey abhi bhi karta hai kuch bandey bhi hain sathmein... Kaafi Cash transactions ki hain isne apne khudke account se pichle 6 months mein.. Lekin pichle 3 months se iska account bandh hai keval 2000 rs paddey hain..

Iska mujhe abhi realize hua surely yahi hoga or koi nahi ho shakta.. or jaisa Anjali ne bataaya iss hissab se surely yahi hai.. Iski bhi toh life barbaad kar he dee thi maine.. I mean maine nahi issne khud Abeer se ladna choose kiya tha..

Main-Or koi bacha hai..? Mujhe lagta hai yahi hai..

Deva-Same.. Or koi nahi bacha jiski itani aukaat ho.. Or ye bhi toh pichle 3 - 4 months se gayab he hai.. Aise achanak thodi naa gayab hojaaega woh bina reason..

Main-True that.. Fir isko pakadtey hain..

Anjali-Lagaatey feilding iski bhi..

Deva-Dhyaan se kaafi shyaana horaha hai ye..

Main-Yep..

Deva-Chalo sab set hai matlab.. Dhyaan se aage badhna.. Hum nikaltey hain..

Main-Bye..

Bhai, Abeer or Mangal Party office k liye nikal gaye or Rishi nikala office..

Babhi-Haanji sir chalein hospital...

Main-Aap kyun kasht loge main Chala jaaunga Sam or Ravi ko aane do..

Babhi-Woh uthenge nahi Sunday hai aaj.. Or akela mujhe tujhpar bharosa hai nahi so chal..


Bhenchod Sam or Ravi dhoka degaye Khud so gaye meri gand Marr gayi.. Babhi k sath fans gaya.. Baaki Sab nikal liye police station.. Meenu mere kapdey niche he le aayi uppar jaake nahaane ki himmat nahi thi mujhmein..Painkillers kaafi sahi ashar dikha rahe they headache mein bhi or knee pain mein bhi.. Nahaake maine T-shirt or track pant he pehni kyunki wahaan bc xray wagairaah karenge toh ashaani hogi.. Main Ready hua toh babhi bhi ready thi.. Pehli baar babhi itani jaldi ready hui thi shayad.. Nahaane k baad kaafi farak padda mind par chakkar kam aarahe they abhi.. Or gajab baat ye thi ki gaadi babhi drive karne waali thi matlab or bhi gajab.. 9 baj gaye they.. Babhi ne apni audi he Lee... Or hum chal paddey manjil ki taraf chalo bc ek kaam acha hua piche se Meenu saaf safaai karwaa degi..

Main-babhi wahaan takk pohanchtey-2 shyaam hojaaegi agar aise chaalaoge toh...

Babhi-Shut up.. Tu Ruhi ko inform kardey toh..

Maine Ruhi ko call kiya..

Ruhi - Good Morning Janaab..

Main-Morning.. Sun mere knee mein chott lag gayi or shayad bone dislocation kaa problem hai.. Main abhi aaraha hun...

Ruhi-Ok OK aaja tabtak main doctor ko inform kardeti hun..

Main-tu doctor nahi hai kya..

Ruhi-Main Neurosurgeon hun gadhe.. Tumhaare injury k liye orthopedic surgeon caahiye hoga.. Jo 10.30 baje aati hai hospital.. Pehle bulaa leti hun usko..

Main-what the fuck mujhe laga terese he kaam chal jaaega.. Chal aaraha main doctor ko bol jaldi aaye befaltu kaa time nahi hai mere pass..



Ruhi-Ok..

Call disconnected..

Finally after 3 days of driving humlog hospital pohanchey.. Just kidding hum 9.30 baje hospital pohanchey gaadi park ki or main aaram se niche uttara and fir ek pair se kudta hua andar aaya.. ThankGod lift chaalu thi usme cadhke humlog 1st floor par aaye or Ruhi k cabin k saamne pohanchey... Bahaar Ruhi ki PA baithi thi humein dekhtey he andar inform kiya and hum aaye andar.. Babhi or Ruhi kaa milaap hua.. Girlish things you know.. Or main andar aatey he chair par baitha..

Ruhi-Oh my god aisha kya kar raha tha tu.?

Main-kuch kiya he toh nahi yahi toh problem hai girrgaya...

Ruhi-Aww! That's sad.. Doc bus aane he waali hai.. Babhi kya loge aap tea, coffee, juice...

Babhi-Nothing Paani kaafi hai abhi breakfast karke he aaye they...

Ruhi ne Paani mangwaaya..

Ruhi-tOh hero kahaan kahaan ghum k aaya..

Main - Shimla Dehradun then Delhi..

Ruhi-Mujhe bhi le chalta kameene..

Main-seconds k hissab se plan bana babhi se puch...

Ruhi-cool cool.. Next time sath chalenge.

Babhi-Sab challenge..

Main-Yeah ek baar main saari problems solve karlun..

Babhi kaa phone baja toh woh uthke bahaar chali gayi or jaatey he Ruhi bolli...

Ruhi-Listen good news hai...

Main-Kya..?

Ruhi-Teri friend aarahi hai yahaan..?

Main-kon..?kaise..?

Ruhi-Ananya..

Main-wait what the fuck..

Ruhi-yep uski dadi k routine checkup k liye harr 2nd Sunday aati hain wohlog.. Dono behnein..

Main-Shabbas.... Gajab.. I love you..

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Babhi andar aagayi baithi mere bagal mein.. Gajab Anaa se mulaqat Sunday k din..

Khair humlog ne thodi derr gappe maare then Bahaar se PA ne inform kiya ki Anaa or Tara aai hain.. Toh Ruhi ne usse kahaa ki bole Patient ko Saamne waale OPD room mein settle karwaae....

And unko andar bhejdey..

2 minute baad fir Ruhi k room kaa gate khulla and Tara And Anaa andar aai.. andar kya Dil Mein he aagayi kyunki Anaa ne yellow and blackish salwaar suit pehna tha bhenchod sab system he hang hogaya ek baar ko toh Dard ko bhi bhoolgaya tha main.. She was looking too hot..

Khair back to present.. Woh dono andar aai toh Tara ne babhi ko pehchaana I don't know kaise but woh dono ek dusare ko jaantey they.. Tara Babhi k Galle milli..

Tara-how are you Babhi ji..?

Babhi- I am fine as always what about you..?

Tara-I am great...

Main-Hi good Morning guys..

Tara-oho ho Mr AP is also here.. Good Morning Sir..

Anaa-Morning AP.. Morning Ruhi di..

Woh dono baithi wahaan par...Then Ruhi wahaan se khaddi hui shayad unki dadi kaa checkup wagairaah k liye..

Ruhi-Babhi the doctor will be here in 2 minutes I'll be back in a few...

Babhi-No problem..

Ye bolke Ruhi chali gayi wahaan se...

Main-You guys know each other..

Maine Tara Or babhi se pucha..

Tara - Yeah ofcourse..we met at few parties by now..

Babhi-yep...

Oh party se he Jaan pehchaan hogayi.. Gajab idhar bhenchod Khaana or Ladkiyaan taadne se time naa milta parties mein.. Or daru ho toh fir kuch naa caahiye..

Tara-Oh by the way babhi Meet her Ananya my sister.. And Anaa meet Deepika Babhi..

Anaa-Hello babhi..

Babhi-Hello Anaa.. You are looking so cute..

Anaa-Thank you so do you..

Babhi-Thank-you..

Tara - So what happened babhi hospital mein kaise..? All good..?

Babhi-AP happened...

Tara-Matlab..?

Babhi-Ye hero ko chot lagi hai....

Anaa-Oh God what happened.. Ye itani chot kaise lagi..?

Tara-This looks bad.. Jarur koi naa koi stunt kar rahe hoge...

Main-Nahi just normal routine work and then off the stairs I go..

Tara-Thoda aankh kholke chala karo sir.. Itani chot agar routine work mein he khaa letey ho toh fir kya kehne..

Tabhi Room kaa gate khulla or ek lady andar aai jissne doctor ki uniform pehni thi usko dekhtey he main pehchaan gaya.. Ye wahi chodu doctor thi jab Surendra k end k baad humlog hospital mein they naa tab yahi thi meri Incharge bc gand maardi thi ussne Goli or injections se.. Uppar se chutti na di jaldi se woh alag.. Dikhne mein kaafi theek thaak thi woh.. Reena naam tha uska..

Doctor - Hello AP..

Main - No way you are my doctor..

Ye sunke usko hansi aagayi kyunki woh bhi pehchaan gayi maine kitana sunaaya tha usko..

Doctor-Yes I am.. Sadly..

Main-Ohk I think I am fine mera Dard durr hogaya ekdum se I am fit as a horse... Lets go babhi..

Ye sunke woh doctor or jor jor se Hassne lagi..

Babhi-Chup chaap khadda ho and aaja..

Main-Ye psycho doctor hai babhi last time jab aaya tha naa itane injection lagaadiye they ki puri life injection naa lene padein mujhe.. Or tablets itani ek time par ki Galle mein bhi naa aae.. And then discharge nahi kiya mereko..


Tara-(hanste hue) stop being so scared AP go with her..

Main-agar mujhe admit kiya naa toh main ye hospital ko sue kardunga..

Doctor-Woh toh tumhe dekhne k baad maalum chalega..

Finally me and babhi khadey hue and uske sath chal diye..

Anaa-Take care AP..

Main-I will..

Thankfully uss Doctor kaa cabin baaju mein he tha.. Ussne mujhe ek bed par baithaaya aise ki meri taang niche latkein.. And then woh dekhne lagi meri injury.. Dabaa Dabaa k woh bhi..

Main-Aaram se thoda please Haan..

Doctor - OK broken bone nahi hai for sure.. Confirmation k liye CT scan karna padega..

Main-or uski report kitani derr mein aayengi..

Doctor - Maximum half hour..


Main-half hour se 1 second uppar hui and I'll leave..

Doct-Deal...

Uske baad woh mujhe leke dusare room mein aai jahaan par CT scan hua Mera bhenchod ajeeb chodu chodu machines rakhi thi wahaan alien wagairaah kaa ilaaj bhi hota hoga bc idhar.. Khair scan k baad main waapis uss doctor k cabin mein aake baitha.. Socha tha bc Anaa k sath chit chat karne kaa mouka millega lekin nahi aisi kismat kahaan hai humaari.. Khair thodi derr baad report leke woh doctor aagayi or ussne confirm kiya ki broken bone nahi hai dislocated hai surgery ki jarurat nahi hai waise he theek hojaaega.. Painkillers, Massage tube wagairaah wagairaah bataai ussne... Thoda rest dun 24 hours takk then halki halki exercise start karun... Chalo sastey mein chutt gaya warna befaltu padda rehna padta.. Uske cabin se bahaar aaya main...

Babhi - Tu Ruhi k pass jaa main medicines le aati hun then challenge..

Main - Sure..

Main Ruhi k cabin mein aaya toh Ruhi Anaa or Tara bahaar he khadey they cabin k..

Ruhi-Aaiye sir.. Bach gaye aap toh..

Main-Tu kya chaahti hai surgery hojaani thi meri..

Ruhi-mereko paisa toh ussi se jyaada milta...

Main-hehe he very funny Ruhi very funny..

Ruhi-24 hours rest lena OK...

Main-Ruhi open your eyes it's me there is no rest in my life...

Ruhi-true....

Main-So Dadiji kaisi hain...

Tara-Fit and fine all thanks to Ruhi..

Main-i know she is a great doctor..

Ruhi-Tara come with me for a sec main medicines likhwaa deti hun..

Tara-Sure..

Ruhi is so smart ab wahaan bache main or Anaa..

Anaa-so you are back in town..

Main-Yep..

Anaa-Bataaya bhi nahi tumne.. You said ki aatey he call karoge..

Main-I just came back last night that too late.. Uske baad ye chott lag gayi and Insabke bich I forgot to call you..


Anaa-it's ok.. Make sure tum rest do apni knee ko..

Main-Haan kind of Sunday hai waise bhi..

Anaa-so college kab aarahe ho..

Main-Kal I guess agar sab theek raha toh..

Anaa-Agar theek ho tabhi aana warna rukkjaana ghar he...

Main-yep...

Anaa-Everyone is missing you kaafi time se college nahi aaye ho tum... Bichmein aae they uss din bhi chale gaye jaldi..

Main-Duty calls you know..

Anaa-Waise uska kya chal raha hai..?

Main-kiska..?

Anaa-Jo tumhe maarne ki dhamki deraha tha...

Main-Nothing... Koi dhamki wamki naa deraha mujhe I am chilling..

Anaa-Sure..

Main-Yeah..believe me No one is trying to kill me..

Anaa-ok ok..

Main-By the way you are looking very cute in this suit.. Like cuter then ever..

Anaa-Awe! Thank you AP..

Main-college mein kyun nahi pehenti ho suits tum..? Tumpar bahot ache lagtey hain..

Anaa-I feel awkward not a salwaar suit girl.. But still I love them..

Main-I am telling you right now you look beautiful in this.. You should wear more suits..

Anaa-OK sure if you say so..

Tabhi babhi medicines leke aai wahaan par..

Babhi-Ready..??

Main-Yep.. By the way Meet Anaa...

Babhi-I met her already..

Main-naa.. Meet now as my friend.. She is in same class with me..

Babhi-I knew that too..


Anaa-hehe he...

Main-Great.. Bye Anaa...

Babhi-Bye Ananya..

Anaa-Buy guys take care..

Hum dono wahaan se bahaar aae babhi car leke aai or humlog nikale ghar ki taraf.. Raaste mein Anjali kaa call aaya mujhe..

Main-Yo..

Anjali-Yo boss Parveen naa millraha naa he koi khojj khabar uski..uska harr address Adda chaan maara humlog ne.. Lekin no clue.

Main-ok thats bad..

Anjali-Toh kya karein..

Main-Listen Ye Harman or Vithal konsi jail mein Hai..

Anjali-Central mein... Apne he waali..


Main-wahaan k Superintendent se baat karo or meri meeting fix karwaao dono k sath...

Anjali - ek kaam karo SP sir se baat karlo ek baar tum woh easily karwaadenge ye kaam mereko kaafi calls karne padenge..

Main-OK..

Anjali-But kya woh information denge..

Main-Denge nahi toh jaaenge kahaan..?

Anjali-OK..

Main-I'll call you back..

Call disconnected...

Babhi-jail hai woh naa ki hotel.. Jail mein kon meeting fix karwaata hai bhaisahaab..

Main-Main karwaadeta hun..

Maine Mangal ko call kiya...

Mangal-Ji sir..

Main-Sun ye apni central jail haina uske Superintendent k pass call kar or boll meri meeting fix karwaae Harman or Vithal k sath aaj he..

Mangal - kya hua..?

Main-Parveen naa millraha...

Mangal-toh wohlog bataadenge information..?

Main--Bataana padega.. Tu meeting karwaa or ek kaam Kar ussko mera number de bol call kare mujhe..

Mahal-OK boss..

Call disconnected..

Babhi-karna kya caah raha hai tu..

Main-Harman ko surely maalum hoga Parveen kahaan hai thoda darraaunga yaa laalch dunga toh Maan jaaega..

Babhi-Ok.. Ok..

Humlog haweli pohanchey he they ki mere pass unknown number se call aaya Superintendent kaa he tha woh...

Superi-Hello.. Haan AP bhai bol rahe hain..

Main-Haan..

Super - Ji Haan Mangal bhai Sahaab kaa call aagaya tha baat hogayi meri jaise he number diya unhone maine call kardiya..

Main-Achaa toh kiss time aaun..

Super-Jab aapka mann kare aajaao.. Koi dikkat nahi hai..

Main-Sambhaal lena sab.


Super-Ji hojaaega..

Main-OK dophar takk aata hun main..

Super - Ji jarur..

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I am sure Harman Maan jaaega aise nahi toh waise maanana he padega..


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Maine Mangal ko call karke boldiya ki mere sath challe dopehar mein lunch k baad maine dawaai Lee or Sam ne Maalish ki mere knee ki badle mein mere shoes lega woh 1 week ki Maalish 40000 ki padd jaaegi.. But kaafi aaram horaha tha usase.. Khair Mangal Or Abeer dono 4 baje takk free hue or fir ghar aae uske baad Main Abeer Or Mangal Jail k liye nikale RR mein.. Jail Pohanchey toh Superintendent Gate par he milgaya..

Super-Aaiye bhai sahaab aaiye..

Humlog uske office mein aaye toh dekha currently saaf safaai hui thi jail mein shayad humaare aane se pehle..

Main-lol Superintendent sahaab jail kaa incpection karne nahi aaye humlog jo aaj he kaam karwaaya hai..

Super-Ji woh dhyaan toh rakhna padta hai..

Main-cool cool..

Humlog uske cabin mein aaye wahaan Sofa or chair thi toh hum teeno sofas par baithey..

Main-Bulaalo dono ko..

Super-ji..

2 minute baad gate khulla or Vithal or Harman andar aaye.. Bc kya haalat hogayi thi unki.. Kya se kya hogaye.. Motey tagdey se bc half hogaye they vithal kaniya toh or jyaada kaana hogaya tha.. Humein wahaan dekhtey he dono solid chownkey...

Main-Hathkaddi kholdo inki kahin naa jaaenge..

Guard ne hathkaddi kholi unki or sab bahaar nikal gaye..

Main-Baitho beta..

Harman-Ab kya rehgaya.. Or kuch bhi karna baaki tha kya..

Main-naa socha jabse tumhe jail bheja hai mulaqat nahi hui hai Surendra ko bhi tapkaa diya tum sabka wajood bhi mitta diya or aakhiri bache ho tum 2 iss Nassal k milna jaruri tha..

Vithal- main pehle he bataadun humne kuch bhi nahi kiya hai naa he karwaaya hai..

Main-Pata hai mujhe.. Lekin Tumhaare Jaananey waalon mein se kissi ne jarur kuch kiya hai..

Vithal-kya matlab..

Main - Jo iska bhai haina chota Parveen woh bhaisahaab yahaan bahaar meri feilding lagaa rahe hain chupp chupke.. Or mere pass time nahi hai ki main usse dhundata firrun.. Marrna toh usse hai he lekin agar tu meri help kardega toh tera bhi faayda kar jaaega woh marrtey-2..

Harman - Main kya help karunga teri..

Main-Mujhe tumhaare addon ki list caahiye jiska kissi ko nahi maalum.. Or baaki Parveen k baare mein jo bhi jaanta hai tu..

Harman-Or Mera kya faayda isme...

Main-OK ginn lena.. Number 1). Teri gand nahi futtegi.. 2).Jinda bach jaaega tu.. 3).Teri jail kam Karwaadunga main.. 4). Jail k andar bhi thodi dhang ki utilities milti rahengi tujhe.

Harman-Jail mein kaise maarega mujhe tu..

Main-bhosdk jo banda tujhe jail k andar se apne samne bulaake jail superintendent k office mein ussi ki kursi par baithkar meeting kar shakta Hai woh kya kuch nahi karwaa shakta... Lawde sabse aashaan toh jail mein he marwaana hai.. Food poisoning kaa naam suna he hoga.. Bus fir..

Harman-Lekin kyun..? Humein marwaake millega kya..

Main-kuch nahi bus mann halka hojaaega.. Itani fatt rahi hai Toh tu aisa mouka he naa de chup chaap bataadey.. Waise bhi tere kya kaam kaa woh.. Last time bhi toh tune chhod he diya tha usse marrne ko..badle mein bc jail mein vip cell dilwaadunga tumhe araam se rehna.. TV fan dhangkaa Khaana peena..

Vithal-Bataa he dey bhenchod kya kaam aaega Parveen humaare.. Saala dalla toh hai he woh...

Harman-Theek hai.. Bataata hun..

Main-Shabbas..

Harman-Lekin badle mein tumhe bhi meri ek madad karni padegi..

Main-Done.. Bol kya..

Harman - Woh baadmein bataaUnga kabhi..

Main-Kuch Chutiyaapa nahi hona caahiye..

Harman-nahi hoga..

Main-Done then.. Bol ab..

Harman-kuch 3-4 haftey pehle aakhiri baar Milla tha mujhse woh.. Terese badla lene kaa kuch plan banaaya tha ussne.. Kya woh nahi maalum..

Main-Woh mujhe maalum Hai tu address or bataa dey.. Ye le..

Maine Pen or copy dee usko jispar ussne 4-5 addresses likhdiye...

Main-Inke alaawa koi jagah..

Harman-nahi itana paisa nahi hai uske pass ki or jagah khareedey befaltu ki.. inhi mein se ek jagah par millega..

Main-Shabbas.. Superintendent..

Awaaj sunke woh superintendent andar aaya..

Main-Inn dono ko vip cell mein rakho.. Or ek baar keval ek baar mere pass phone karne kaa mouka dena..

Superi-Ji..

Main-OK Harman Vithal nice seeing you thanks for the cooperation..

Ye bolke humlog bahaar aaye..or bahaar aatey he maine inn addresses ki photo kinch k Anjali k pass bhejdi.. Then usko call kiya..

Main-Ek photo bheji hai 4 address hain.. Rajat, Deepak, Ajay or Jiya ko 4on par najar rakhne ko bolo Parveen inhi mein se ek mein Hai for sure..

Anjali-Great..

Main-Lekin keval najar rakhni hai koi harkat merese puche bina nahi karni.. Caahe wahaan kuch bhi horaha ho... Parveen se matlab nahi hai mujhe.. Mereko uske through Kaali Takk pohanchna hai..

Anjali-You got it boss..

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Hum teeno gaadi mein aaye or ghar ki taraf nikale..

Abeer-Mujhe nahi lagta Parveen ne kaali ko apne sath rakha hoga..

Main-Haan.. Kyunki usko bhi pata hai woh already wanted hai toh usske pakkade Jaane k chances high hain or Kaali ko dusari taraf koi jaanta nahi toh Parveen apne sath sath usko nahi rakhega...

Mangal-Jitana lamba plan usne kiya hai jitana Jorr lagaaya hai ussne uss hissab se I am sure ki woh pakkadey Jaane k baad apna munh bhi nahi kholega.

Main-Yep.. Lekin ek baar woh miljaae toh koi naa koi clue mill he jaaega.. Uske munh kholne ki jarurat nahi hai..

Mangal-Ye bhi hai..

Main-Tujhe kya lagta hai woh fir mere saamne aaega..

Mangal-Absolutely aaega abtak toh woh dekh chuka hai tu kitana darrta hai usase toh jaise he tu akela millega woh fir aaega..

Abeer-Or bc Agar tu usko face karle toh saara kissa he khatam hojaaega...

Mangal-Haan bc niptaa he dena gun rakh apne pass 24×7...

Main-Oh hell no bhenchod.. Trigger naa dabbne waala mujhse...

Mangal - Scared little bitch you are..

Main-Shut the fuck up...

Humlog shyaam 7.30 takk haweli pohanchey andar aaye kapdey change kiye.. Maine maalish karwaai knee ki Sam se.. Thodi derr gappe maare tabtak dinner time hogaya.. Dinner k baad main apne room mein aaya.. Late nigh Anjali, Ami, Abeer, Sam and Ravi Unn 4 addresses par chale jaaenge taaki Jiya and baaki log ki jagah le shakein raat mein.. Main room mein aaya ab movies he bachi thi dekhne ko toh "The Irishman" puri chuss gaya main 3.5 ghantey k aas pass thi bc cigarettes khatam hogayi thi.. Movie k baad dawaai wagairaah Lee or fir nind aagayi jo ki achi baat thi... Beshak aai 3 he ghantey lekin aagayi woh kaafi achi baat hai.. Subah main time se he uthgaya.. Pair mein theek thaak farak tha 50% kaam hogaya tha.. Ab Sam or baaki najar rakhe hue hain puri raat se toh woh aaenge toh soenge he aatey he toh maine socha college ghum aata hun.. Issliye Main fresh hua then nahaa dhoke apni 2-3 books leke niche aaya Babhi or Meenu dono he niche milli mujhe...

Babhi-Kahan college jaaraha??

Main-Yep.. Baaki Sab aaj busy he rehney waale hain toh socha college he chala jaaun..

Babhi-Dard nahi hai ab..?

Main - Naa kaafi sahi hai...

Babhi-Baith naasta karle..

Maine naasta kiya then garage aaya toh Maserati ekdum chakka chakk khaddi thi aaj he dhoi gayi thi.. Issliye ussi ko leke nikala main college... College pohancha toh cigarette Ki bhayaanak talab lagi thi toh seedha canteen aaya classes kaa time hua nahi tha abhi toh canteen mein kaafi cehal pehal thi..as usual puri Abhi gang wahaan baithi thi.. Anaa bhi wahin thi..

Main-Morning guys..

Sab-Morning AP..

Abhi-aa baith...

Main-5 minutes mein aaya..

Abhi-ok..

Main seedha andar aaya guffa mein toh bhenchod andar bhi cigarette khatam hogayi thi..

Main-Oye Laxman..

Laxman-Ji bhai.

Main - Andar cigarette naa Hai be..

Laxman-Yelo..

Main-Thanks..Coffee banaadey ek..

Lax-Ji bhai..

Maine andar aake cigarette jalaai bc Pehli ghunt mein chain aaya sareer ko.. Talab lagi thi bhayanak.. Cigarette finish karke mouthfreshner leke main bahaar aaya.. Or Abhi gang k sath baitha..

Ashish - Or kaise bhai.. Pair mein kya hua..

Main-Chot lag gayi thi thodi..

Ashish - Sam Rohit Ravi kidhar gaye..

Main-I don't know actually maybe koi kaam mein he lage honge...

Laxman coffee Le aaya.. Tabhi mere piche se Shubham mere pass aaya hath mein newspaper leke..

Shubham-Ye dekho bhai kya chaapela hai...

Main-kya..

Shubham ne mujhe newspaper diya toh local news ki first post padhke he meri gand fatt gayi... Kyunki headline thi "AP ki Jaan ko kisase hai khatra???" or niche kya likha tha uska deatil version suno..

"Jaisa ki aap jaantey hain jabse AP waapis aaye hain media mein sabse uppar chaaye hue hain ek baar fir aisa hua hai lekin kaaran thoda darraavna hai abki baar ji Haan" AP ki Jaan Hai khatre mein " afwaaein toh pehle he chal rahi thi lekin Kal ki ghatnaaon ne in afwaaon ko sach saabit kardiya Hai Ji Haan Kal Shyaam AP Khud central jail gaya tha or wahaan bandh Mashoor gangster Vithal Or uske Right hand Harman se Milla ye baat yaad dilwaadun Indono ko AP ne he jail bheja tha... Or jail mein mojuud humaare Sutron K mutaabik jo AP ki Jaan k piche padda hai woh koi or nahi balki Harman kaa bhai or Mashoor Criminal Parveen Verma hai.. Ji Haan iss baat kaa kaaran spasht nahi ho paaya hai lekin kahaa jaa shakta Hai ki Parveen AP se badla lena caahta hai uske bhai kaa.. Aapko bataadein ki Parveen Verma kaafi khatarnaak gunda hai issliye ye dekhna dilchasp hoga ki AP or Deva ji isspar kaise react kartey Hain.. Lekin jo bhi ho humein lagta hai ki AP ne isse seriously liya hai issiliye woh khud Jail jaake Harman se Milla....

Nice dude nice... Bhenchod criminal khud kuch kar paaein yaa naa paaein media waale unki help jarur kardenge bhenchod... Maine uski photo lee or Anjali Sam Abeer k pass bhejdi..and Anjali ko call kiya... Tabtak Abhi gang newspaper padhney lagi..

Anjali - Yo..

Main-.. Maine pic bheji hai woh dekh or baaki ko bhi inform kardey...

Anjali-ok..

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