Update-172(C2H5OH aka Alcohol)
Bhai ne maano mere andar jaankh k sab solutions diye hon gajab itane ache dialogues maine naa maare honge abtak "I Am Above everything"... Gajab... Lekin he was right bc I am AP afterall..
Babhi-Kya hua aaj sona nahi hai..
Babhi ki awaaj se hum dono kaa he concentration tutta.. Or tab humein realize hua ki bc humein 2 ghantey hogaye hain yahaan baithey baithiye...
Deva-Bus aaraha tha AP se thodi baatein kar raha tha kaafi din baad time Milla toh socha haal chaal he puchlun...
Babhi- toh or time nikaala karo kissne mana kiya hai.. Bhai hai tumhaara..
Main-lol..
Babhi-Kya baatein horahi thi waise..
Main-Babhi 2 high IQ k logon ki baatein aapke samjh mein nahi aaengi..
Babhi - Aji Haan tum do he ho duniya mein hum toh waise he aaye hain..
Deva-Sahi kaha tumne..
Babhi-Shut up.. Jyaada bhaichaara naa dikhaao dono ko thikane laga dungi warna..
Main-Yeah sure babhi.. Jaao lejaao apne Hubsand ko...
Babhi-Chup rey...
Main-Lol..
Deva-Shaadi karle beta fir dekhunga tera Sarcasm kahaan takk sath deta hai..
Main-My Sarcasm is My Sarcasam none of your Sarcasam..
Ye sun hum teeno hans paddey.
Babhi-aaj ke liye itana he kaafi hai chalo sojaao ab dono..
Main-aaplog chalo main Aata hun..
Babhi-aaja yahaan kya karega sath chaltey hain..
Deva-Cigarette peeni hai usko tum chalogi toh peeke aaega.
Babhi-eewwww... Quit it AP.. Its bad..
Deva-aajao tum..
Babhi-Good night betu..
Main-Night babhi.
Bhai Babhi ko leke chalegaye.. Or maine unke jaatey he cigarette jalaali.. Bhai is so smart men he knows everything specially about me.. He knows how to cure me.. Khair maine cigarette pee or kuch derr or wahan time pass kiya kaafi late hogaya tha.. Maine time dekhne ko phone nikaalana caaha toh phone jeb mein tha he nahi charge lagaaya tha dinner k time... Gajab so 11.30 baje babhi aai thi toh 12 k ass pass hogaye honge ab..chalo chaltey hain..
Lekin jaise he maine Terrace se niche waali seedhiyon mein kadam rakha meri gand fatt gayi kyunki 2nd or 3rd floor par Pura andhera tha niche hall ki lights halki halki aarahi thi jisase mushkil se mujhe apne just saamne kaa kuch dikhraha tha. Ye sab dekh main waapis terrace par aaya..
Main-bhenchod ye kya bakchodi hai light kon bandh Kiya.. Ek second Haan light toh aaya tab bhi bandh he thi.. Abeer k phone ki light se aaye they..
Actually 2nd and 3rd floor pura khaali hai haweli kaa jahaan keval samaan padda rehta hai toh wahaan ki lights wagairaah bandh he rehti hain.. Or mujhe ye bhi nahi pata yahaan ka switch kahaan hai..
Main-Bc jaaun yaa nahi... Itana andherra maadarchod...
AP face your fears yaad haina bhai ne kya bola tha..
Main-Haan be sunaney mein mujhe bhi cool laga tha bc.. Achaa hota bhai babhi k sath niche chalaa jaata toh gand mein daal liyo ab ye cigarette bhosdk.. Fuck dude fuck..
Khair Jaana toh padega he... Ab main ahista-2 niche uttarne laga.. Bhenchod kya din aagaye they chutiye jaisi haalat hogayi thi.. Main 2nd floor takk kaise na kaise karke pohancha.. Or jaise he main second floor par pohancha mujhe gate khulne ki awaaj aai or jaise he awaaj aai main seedha bhaaga niche ki taraf or woh kehtey haina jab kismat he ho gandu toh tu kya ukhaad lega be pandu... Seedhiyon se mera pair fisla or main girra dhadaam se mera ghutna bahot he jorr se laga Seedhiyon par and then main Seedhiyon par ludakta hua niche takk aaya.. "Maadarchod"... 1st floor par roshni thi toh dekha jo gate ki awaaj thi woh Sam k room kaa gate khulne se hui thi jo abhi bahaar mere bagal mein khadda mujhe ghurr raha tha..
Sam-Akela akela pee k aa gaya kya bhosdk aaj..
Main-bhenchodddddd..... Bhai pair fisal gaya.. Terrace par gaya tha..
Sam-Gand marwaane gaya tha kya terrace par..
Main-Uthaa naa yaar bahot Dard horaha hai.. Please.. Fukkkkkkkkk....
Seriously mere knee mein bahot jyaada Dard horaha tha and by bahot jyaada I meant bahot he jyaada tutta nahi tha lekin shayad dislocate hogya tha bone .....or aisa he haal shoulder kaa tha.. Fukkkkk bhenchod..
Sam ne mujhe khadda kiya or mujhe mere room mein leke aaya jo wahin Sam k bagal mein tha.. Main langdaata hua chala..
Sam-Spray hai le lagaa deta hun Dard kam hoga...
Sam apne room se spray laaya maine apni track pant uppar ki or Sam ne woh thanda thanda spray maara.. Bc gand he fatt gayi ye toh befaltu ki...
Main-Sam.. Daru peeyega..?
Sam- Aajtak mana kiya hai kabhi bhosdk..
Main - Dekh since mujhe Dard hogaya hai or main chal nahi shakta filhaal toh Saara samaan tujhe laana padega..
Sam-Aji Haan bhosdk..
Main-Sun naa bhai next time main dekhlunga surely.. Next 2 times or bol..
Sam-Deal..?
Main-Deal.. Ravi so gaya kya..?
Sam-Naa Movie dekh raha tha 15 minute pehle takk toh..
Main-Usko bhi uthaale or sun Last time jab maine bhai kaa stash dekha tha naa Usmein Johnnie Walker ki KG scotch thi woh uthaalaana....
Sam-Bc woh kya hoti hai..
Main-Sun jo niche waala shelf haina Almira ka usme ek blue color kaa bada rectangular box millega jiske uppar likha hoga king George V.. Woh uthaalaana tu....or woh nahi Mille toh jo bhi tera mann kare bus pakadda Matt Jaana..
Sam-or pakkada gaya toh..?
Main-ultaa he sochiyo bhosdk... Ravi ko snacks and glass wagairaah kaa boldena kitchen se.. Or ice cubes nahi bhoolna..
Sam wahaan se chala gaya... Actually bhai apna personal stock rakhtey hain liquor kaa jo woh kabhi kabhaar mood k hissab se thoda bahot leletey hain.. Babhi k aane k baad baaki kissi ko allowed nahi hai bina reasons peeney kaa or ek toh main Dard mein tha or uppar se nind kaa jugaad karna tha toh daru se badhiya cheej kya hogi.. Nasha itani jaldi nahi hoga mujhe thanks to Verigo Nasha, Drugs, Medicine and poison itani ashaani se mere body k sath match nahi karta.. Issliye normal se kaafi jyaada medicines leni padti hain mujhe..
Bc pair mein kaafi Dard hogaya tha uthaa takk nahi jaaraha tha.. Socha subah takk theek hojaaega... Bc Ghutna 4 gunna Mota hogaya tha ekdum se... 20 minutes baad Sam bhaagta hua aaya room mein or jo mangwaaya tha woh uthaalaaya tha.. JW Blue Lable KG-V edition.. Maine recently he dekhi thi bhai k stash mein ye tabse mann tha peeney kaa...
Sam-Mission successful boss..
Main-gajab mujhe pata tha bhenchod tere hotey hue daru kaa mission fail ho he nahi shakta..
Uske piche piche he Ravi aagaya Glasses snack soda or ice cubes leke..
Ravi- bhosdk aise pant uppar karke kya baitha hai gand marwaaega kya..
Main-dekh bhosdk kaise sujjj gaya hai girrgaya abhi..
Ravi-Arey bc.. Gand fatt gayi hogi teri toh..
Main-Tabhi toh daru mangwaai..aao baitho..
Maine table bed k pass lagaai or ek puraana newspaper padda tha woh puri table par or aaju baaju farsh and bed par bichaaya..subah k liye saboot nahi chhodna tha kuch..
Or mehfil hui suru... SAM ne box khola toh bc aadha nasha bottle dekh k he hogaya quality toh quality he hoti hai bhenchod..
Sam or Ravi ne banaya apna 30 ml kaa and maine 60 ml kaa.. Pehla Peg seedha duja peg Paani teeja peg soda chotha peg fir seedha uske baad waale kaise bhi lelo pata nahi chalta waise bhi...
"CHEERSSSS".
Bolke humne pehla pag gatka..bhenchod kitana time hogaya tha daru peeye holy fuck.. Galla jall gaya tha bc wait kartey kartey..
Sam-Bhaisahaab... Gajab... Gajab.. Long time no see..
Main-Jaldi jaldi karo be party nahi hai ye or already 12.45 hogaye hain..
Ravi ne agla banaaya same quantity different quality.. Or aise he 3 pegs k baad hogaya nasha suru ek toh jaldi jaldi pee rahe they or uppar se quantity double thi meri.. Mera peena abhi suru hone wala tha kyunki nasha he abhi suru hua tha toh mere liye pehla peg abhi aaega.. Sam or Ravi hue ab slow kyunki jyaada nahi peeni thi.. Maine liye they 4 peg or... Bichmein ek baar muttke jarur aaya lekin maja aagaya aadhi bottle se jyaada akela pee gaya main..Sam Sogaya tha Couch par he or nind mein bad bad kar raha tha.. Main bathroom gaya Dard mehsoos nahi horaha tha lekin subah bahot jyaada hoga.. Ravi ki duty lagaai thi bottle gayab karne ki lekin waapis aaya toh woh bc bed par munh k Ball padda soraha tha bottle wagairaah Sab wahin paddi thi.. Waise toh main sone jaaraha tha but bottle mein last peg dekh k rukk gaya nasha theek thaak tha.. Itana tha ki Bottle 2 dikhraha thi.. Or bottle se glass mein nahi daal shakta tha main socha khaali karke balcony se fainkdunga bottle.. Or uthaake seedha munh se lagaa li.. Bottle ka hua the end Parwachan sunaney k liye koi bacha nahi tha issliye maine Sam ki gand par maari laat usko ek side kiya or socha bottle ko subah dekhenge.. And bam se bed par girr padda 3.30 am hogaye they already .. Or aaj nind aai pata nahi nashe se yaa bhai k gyaan se but aagayi woh behtar tha bhenchod thakk gaya tha...socha tha aaj mast sounga 12-13 ghantey lekin apne naseeb mein chain kahaan hai bhai subah meri aankh khulli toh koi dama dum gate knock kar raha tha.. Bc aankh khulli after hangover headache k sath sir fatta jaaraha tha bhenchod or nasha abhi bhi tha.. 2 minute lage raat kaa scene yaad karne mein or fir dhyaan aaya ki koi gate peet raha hai.. Bahaar se babhi ki awaaj aai toh meri saari nind udd gayi bhenchod bottles glass paddey they room mein Sam ki bhi aankhein khulli couch se utha tha woh shayad gate kholne ko.. Mujhe utha dekh k rukk gaya..
Sam-gate khol toh tu pass mein Hai.
Main-bhosdk babhi hai bahaar..
Sam-toh..
Main-haalat dekh kamre ki..
Sam ne liya ek look pure room kaa or fir realize hua laat night kaa kand toh woh seedha couch se kuddke uthaa...
Babhi-AP...?
Main-haaananan...
Babhi-Aisa kya so raha tha gate khol...
Main-kya hua..
Babhi-sablog wait kar rahe hain niche tera..
Main-Aaa raha hun.. Aap chalo..
Babhi-arey gate toh khol..
Main-Arrey main aata hun naa fresh hoke..
Tabtak sam ne bottle glass wagairaah Sab balcony mein daale newspaper kaafi useful raha tha main utha toh bhenchod pair k Dard se waapis lait gaya...
Main-holy fuck bhenchod..
Babhi-OK jaldi aa..
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