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Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

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Hum 4on wahaan terrace par baithey.

Deva-Tu Badyan gaya tha..?

Main-Yep.. Mujhe pata tha aapko maalum chal he jaaega... Kaise ye or Bataado..?

Bc bhai is literally insane unhe Pata chal he jaata hai..

Deva- 16 laashein milli hain wahaan..

Abeer-What the fuck...

Mangal-16.??

Main-wait kuwe waali itani jaldi kaise milgayi..


Deva-Unke phone track hogaye.. Woh nahi nikaalne tune..?

Main-oh fuck.. Shit ye toh yaad he nahi raha.. Fuck.. Kya situation hai..

Deva- kuch nahi police waalon ko samjh nahi aaraha kya hua.. Gangwar dikhaadenge... Koi object karne waala hai nahi balwan ko koi passand waise bhi nahi karta tha toh kissi ko ghanta farak nahi padta.. Kya hua tha ye toh bata..?

Main-Mota Mota suno mujhe laga ki apne darr ko bhagaane kaa sabse best tareeka hai usse face karo issliye main Badyan gaon gaya or uss factory mein pohanchna thodi bahot research ki toh pata chala ki surely koi jinda bacha tha I mean bachaaya gaya tha kyunki jo woh locker room tha naa uski deewar tutti thi piche se. Or uss se related ek he banda jinda tha Jaikanth kaa bhai balwan it means wahi kiya hoga ye sab..... Lekin Wahaan Se nikaltey time Ami k pair mein chott lag gayi toh humlog ek clinic mein gaye wahaan doctor kaafi humble tha ussne bataaya kaafi time se iss area mein Hai woh pehle hospital mein tha yahaan toh maine seedha puch liya ki kya koi jinda bacha tha uss time toh woh ekdum se awkward behave karne laga baat taalne laga humein juth parosaney laga.. Then ussne humein force kiya ki ek khandar hai jisse dekhein humlog main samjh gaya ki ye ek setup hai or ye doctor balwan k sath milla hua hai lekin mujhe laga itana andar aa he gaye hain toh kya jaata hai hum wahaan gaye toh wohlog aaye dandey talwaar leke toh koi chance tha nahi unke bachne kaa... Ek ko baksh diya toh ussne story bataai ki Woh Jo jaanwar hai uska naam Kaali hai or wahi ekmaatar banda jinda bacha tha Balwan ne bachaya tha wagairaah wagairaah or pura ilaaj nahi karwaa paaya wahaan par balwan uska or bahaar police or humaare dar se lejaa nahi paaya usse issliye Kaali jinda toh tha lekin ek bed par padda tha.. Wahaan se main Balwan k ghar pohancha wahaan kuch or bandey they unko maara balwan bacha ussne story confirm ki.. Kaali jinda tha or 5 months pehle kaali kaa souda kardiya tha balwan ne humaare kissi dushman k sath.. Thats it then maine balwan ko maara or pata chala ki woh doctor bhi ghatiya Insaan hai Rape wagairaah hain uspar or Agar nahi bhi hotey toh bhi humein dekh chuka tha woh toh marrna jaruri tha issliye usse wahaan bulwaaya or usko bhi tapkaadiya then gas explosions dikhake..


Abeer-Matlab Kaali bach gaya tha...

Main-Haan..

Mangal-Bc matlab total destruction kiya tu udhar..

Main-maine nahi mostly Ami ne..

Deva-iska matlab mera plan sach tha koi leke aaya usko..

Main-koi paise waala kyunki Balwan ko kaafi paisa Milla tha in sabke badle.. Bankaccounts dekhein uske..?

Deva-nahi itana sab plan karne waala bank transfer thodi naa karega..

Main-Oh Haan.. Sorry bhai mera dimag kaafi slow hai aajkal.. Aage kya karein..

Deva-baaki aage kaa toh kal subah sab aaenge tab bataa he denge.. Usko baadmein dekhlena pehle suno..

Main-ji..

Deva - Kya haina ab humlog Pure North India ko chalaatey hain i mean mostly hisse ko.. Woh sab puraana hogaya gangster stuff and all befaltu logon ko maarna wagairaah wagairaah...

Main-Balwan ko befaltu kahaan maara main...

Deva-Haan Haan sunle ek baar..

Main-sorry..

Deva-Police k sath milke humlog ye sab kar shaktey hain easy yaa agar police ko nahi involve karna toh bandey bhejke karwaale yaa khud bandey leke jaa lekin yun akele ek alag he district mein jaake ye sab karna it looks bad I mean tera koi plan thodi naa Tha usse maarne kaa or bina plan agar kuch hota hai toh usme loopholes hotey he hain caahe karne waala tu khud he ho..

Main-True..

Deva-So main ye kehna caahraha hun ki aisa kuch karne se pehle sab plan kiya karo sabkuch.. 16 log bahot jyaada hotey hain AP agar ye koi Orr hota toh opposition waale sadkon par uttar aatey then inquiry baithti wagairaah wagairaah.. I know tera naam nahi aaega but still agar aagaya toh kitani problems hongi... Basically humne jo itane saalon ki mehnat se kamaaya hai sab ek jhatke mein jaaega Dadaji kaa clean India kaa sapna, humaara naam, family ki ijjat sab kuch.. Or Agar ye sab gaya toh koi faayda nahi Sanjay jaise gangster ko haraane kaa kyunki uski jagah fir neta log lelenge or pure India ko andar he andar khaa jaaenge.. Issliye itana bada kuch karne se pehle sab kuch soch samjh liya kar kyunki ekdum se kuch bhi ho shakta Hai..

Main-you are absolutely right bhai it's completely my mistake .. Mera dimag nahi hai center mein issliye ye Sab hogaya... Aage se dhyaan rakhunga..

Deva-i know.. Ye tum teeno k liye he hai specially... Rules maalum Hai tumhe No one..

Abeer-No one is bigger then the party..

Deva-Exactly.. So agar main kuch galat karta hua pakkada jaata hun toh tumlog mujhe hataake aage badhoge.. Or Agar tumlog kuch galat kartey hue pakadey jaatey ho..

Main-Toh aap beshak humein bahaar karke aage badhjaana.. Yahi seekha hai Dadaji se or aapse humessa se he..

Mangal-yep..

Mangal-You know humlog kitane powerful hain filhaal or usase bhi jyaada aage honge humein kuch karne ki jarurat bhi nahi hogi chutkiyon k isharon mein sab hoga.. Saara kaala paisa hawa mein udega gareebi kaa kya kaam apne yahaan fir.. Kachra ek side kardenge Saara..

Main-True..

Deva-So guys good night... Chalo jaao sojaao jyaada bore nahi karunga..

Abeer-Good Night bhai..

Mangal-good night bhailog..

Mangal or Abeer chale gaye... Bhai bhi Jaane lage..

Deva-Kya hua sona nahi hai..?

Main-Actually correction hai so nahi paaraha hun..

Deva-Matlab..

Main-aao baitho Ek baar firse..

Bhai baithey maine cigarette jalaai bhai ko passand nahi hai lekin still baat serious thi toh maine Sutta maara..

Main-Actually bhai i can't sleep.. Mujhe Yaad bhi nahi last time main theek se kab soya tha Aisa kabhi nahi hua hai mere sath and this is getting bad.. Or ye sab uss Kaali ki wajah se hai or Mera dimag mera sath nahi deraha hai isme... Jo ki bura hai bahot bura.. Kya karun kuch samjh nahi aaraha.. Jab bhi main problem mein hota hun toh aap he help kartey ho issliye ab kuch hall nikaalo..


Bhai-Tujhe ek kissa sunaata hun.. Jab main suru suru mein dadaji k sath politics mein aaya toh ek banda tha bahubali neta haryana kaa "Jagdish Bhati" 25 saal se ek he seat se chunaav jeet raha tha woh, ektarfa woh bhi.. Issliye nahi ki log usse passand kartey they balki issliye ki log usase darrtey they bahot he lichad Insaan tha woh Sareaam logon ko Kaat deta tha or koi gawaahi takk naa dene jaata tha uske khilaaf.bahot bura tha woh Surendra lagaale kuch nahi tha uske aage... Khouf itana ki Chunaav mein koi saamne khadda nahi hota tha uske .. Dadaji bhi thoda durr he rehtey they usase lekin mujhe kehtey they Woh Deva Humaare Haryana Vijay k bich keval Yahi khadda hai.. Iski party agar haar jaae toh Haryana humaara ab main thehra dheet aadmi agle Chunaav mein wahin se khadda hogaya dadaji ko baadmein pata laga tabtak kuch ho nahi shakta tha.. Jagdish bokhlaaya dhamki wagairaah di... Maine ignore kiya usne bandey bhejey humne sabko maara.. Then matter serious hone laga ussne mere kuch caahney waalon ko maara jo mujhe bilkul passand nahi aaya bahot gussa bahot jyaada gussa maine Abeer ko special forces se waapis bulaaya bahot seh liya tha ab nahi baat family ki aagayi thi or jab baat family ki ho toh sab jaayaj hai fir humne uske ek ek bandey ko dhund dhund k maara sadkon par douda douda k maara kuttey ki mout maara or election se pehle usko bhi maar he daala 16 goliyaan maari thi uske sareer mein maine... Pura Haryana Delhi laal kardiya tha maine.. Lekin finally sab end hogaya Jagdish maara gaya or uski party hui khatam.. Lekin uske baad log mujhe uss jaisa samjhne lage unke hissab se main naya bahubali tha main election jeet gaya lekin mere saamne koi nahi utha sabne apna naam waapis leliye Kyunki uss time hum alliance mein they toh jahaan jahaan se apni party k candidate uthey they wahaan k 90% candidates ne parchaar takk nahi kiya or humlog jeetgaye..Lekin main logon ki najaron mein ek Gunda bann gaya ab main thehra simple banda log mujhse darrne lage yahaan takk ki opposition waale mere khilaaf bayaan takk naa detey they...kya se kya ban gaya tha main.. main so nahi paaya ye sab sochke nind aas pass nahi thi fir ek din dadaji ne mujhe bataaya ki.. "you are what you are" doesn't matter what people think of you doesn't matter how much they are jealous of you.. At the end of the day you are there leader and savior...they should be thankful to you.. They should pray to you for what you have done for them.. If they hate you let them hate.. You carry on helping them.. They will change""... Tab maine apne aap ko saaf dikhaana bandh kardiya I am what I am.. Or ahista ahista logon ne mujhe accept kiya jo main hun.. Or aaj main wahaan khadda hun jahaan se niche meri family mere sath khadi hai.. Usase niche mere log mere sath khadey Hain Usase niche mera opposition khadda hai jo kuch nahi kar shakta Infact unki aukaat nahi hai woh mujhe dekhein uppar munh uthaake or sabse niche unlogon ki laashein hain jo maine yahaan aane k liye dafnaai hain jo jyaada thi bahot he jyaada... Woh kehtey Haina "Everything Is Fair In Love and War"..ye toh kehne ki baat hai reality is "Everything is Fair When you Are Ahead of everyone "... Main abhi kuch bhi kar shakta hun or mera koi kuch nahi bigaad shakta main caahun toh next elections takk PM ko ghutano par laa shakta hun main caahun toh kuch bhi kar shakta hun and there is no one no one can fucking do anything about me because I am at the level jahaan 99% log toh mere baare mein soch bhi nahi shaktey.. Fir caahe woh darr se ho yaa respect se I don't care and I don't give a fuck.. Loved By Few, Hated By Many, RESPECTED by everyone... That's me.. Ye mera ego yaa attitude nahi hai ye sach hai main khudki tareef nahi kar raha hun facts bataa raha hun.. Or yahaan main kaise pohanchna maalum" by overcoming my fears... Remember AP you are what you are and no one can do anything about that reason maalum Hai..? Kyunki I am standing right behind you..

Main-Holy fucking shit bhai you are a God.. Oh my god bhai mere rongtey khaddey hogey.. I literally got fucking goosebumps..Itana acha kaise bol letey ho..


Deva-Neta hun naa.

Main-lol..

Deva-Ab sun ye tere kya kaam kaa.. Kissi cheej se Darrna buri baat nahi hai Darrna bhi jaruri Hai warna jeeney mein woh maja nahi.. Lekin jiss cheej se darrtey ho usase durr bhaagna ye kya logic hua bhai.. Jitana durr bhaagega utana he darr badhega or aakhiri mein woh darr itana badhjaaega ki tu kahin Bhaag lena woh wahin pohanch jaaega .. Issliye darke koi faayda nahi hai.. "Face your fears face them like you fucking own them.." I don't know tera dimag kaise kaam karta hai, kyun woh teri help nahi kar raha hai but baat jahaan takk darr or tere sone ki hai jabtak tu iss sach se bhaagta rahega tu kuch nahi kar paaega or woh sach ye hai ki Kaali aagaya Hai or woh tere liye he aaya hai tu Bhaag yaa chuppjaa aakhiri mein tujhe usse face karna he padega.. Khud se bol fuck it and then sojaa nind mein woh aaega bolna aaja kya ukhaad lega mera suru mein darr lagega lekin baadmein aadat hojaaegi.. Just Remember You Are AP there is nothing in this world you can't do.. YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE....




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Bhai ne maano mere andar jaankh k sab solutions diye hon gajab itane ache dialogues maine naa maare honge abtak "I Am Above everything"... Gajab... Lekin he was right bc I am AP afterall..


Babhi-Kya hua aaj sona nahi hai..


Babhi ki awaaj se hum dono kaa he concentration tutta.. Or tab humein realize hua ki bc humein 2 ghantey hogaye hain yahaan baithey baithiye...


Deva-Bus aaraha tha AP se thodi baatein kar raha tha kaafi din baad time Milla toh socha haal chaal he puchlun...


Babhi- toh or time nikaala karo kissne mana kiya hai.. Bhai hai tumhaara..


Main-lol..


Babhi-Kya baatein horahi thi waise..


Main-Babhi 2 high IQ k logon ki baatein aapke samjh mein nahi aaengi..




Babhi - Aji Haan tum do he ho duniya mein hum toh waise he aaye hain..


Deva-Sahi kaha tumne..


Babhi-Shut up.. Jyaada bhaichaara naa dikhaao dono ko thikane laga dungi warna..


Main-Yeah sure babhi.. Jaao lejaao apne Hubsand ko...


Babhi-Chup rey...


Main-Lol..


Deva-Shaadi karle beta fir dekhunga tera Sarcasm kahaan takk sath deta hai..


Main-My Sarcasm is My Sarcasam none of your Sarcasam..


Ye sun hum teeno hans paddey.


Babhi-aaj ke liye itana he kaafi hai chalo sojaao ab dono..


Main-aaplog chalo main Aata hun..


Babhi-aaja yahaan kya karega sath chaltey hain..


Deva-Cigarette peeni hai usko tum chalogi toh peeke aaega.


Babhi-eewwww... Quit it AP.. Its bad..


Deva-aajao tum..


Babhi-Good night betu..


Main-Night babhi.


Bhai Babhi ko leke chalegaye.. Or maine unke jaatey he cigarette jalaali.. Bhai is so smart men he knows everything specially about me.. He knows how to cure me.. Khair maine cigarette pee or kuch derr or wahan time pass kiya kaafi late hogaya tha.. Maine time dekhne ko phone nikaalana caaha toh phone jeb mein tha he nahi charge lagaaya tha dinner k time... Gajab so 11.30 baje babhi aai thi toh 12 k ass pass hogaye honge ab..chalo chaltey hain..


Lekin jaise he maine Terrace se niche waali seedhiyon mein kadam rakha meri gand fatt gayi kyunki 2nd or 3rd floor par Pura andhera tha niche hall ki lights halki halki aarahi thi jisase mushkil se mujhe apne just saamne kaa kuch dikhraha tha. Ye sab dekh main waapis terrace par aaya..


Main-bhenchod ye kya bakchodi hai light kon bandh Kiya.. Ek second Haan light toh aaya tab bhi bandh he thi.. Abeer k phone ki light se aaye they..


Actually 2nd and 3rd floor pura khaali hai haweli kaa jahaan keval samaan padda rehta hai toh wahaan ki lights wagairaah bandh he rehti hain.. Or mujhe ye bhi nahi pata yahaan ka switch kahaan hai..


Main-Bc jaaun yaa nahi... Itana andherra maadarchod...


AP face your fears yaad haina bhai ne kya bola tha..


Main-Haan be sunaney mein mujhe bhi cool laga tha bc.. Achaa hota bhai babhi k sath niche chalaa jaata toh gand mein daal liyo ab ye cigarette bhosdk.. Fuck dude fuck..


Khair Jaana toh padega he... Ab main ahista-2 niche uttarne laga.. Bhenchod kya din aagaye they chutiye jaisi haalat hogayi thi.. Main 2nd floor takk kaise na kaise karke pohancha.. Or jaise he main second floor par pohancha mujhe gate khulne ki awaaj aai or jaise he awaaj aai main seedha bhaaga niche ki taraf or woh kehtey haina jab kismat he ho gandu toh tu kya ukhaad lega be pandu... Seedhiyon se mera pair fisla or main girra dhadaam se mera ghutna bahot he jorr se laga Seedhiyon par and then main Seedhiyon par ludakta hua niche takk aaya.. "Maadarchod"... 1st floor par roshni thi toh dekha jo gate ki awaaj thi woh Sam k room kaa gate khulne se hui thi jo abhi bahaar mere bagal mein khadda mujhe ghurr raha tha..


Sam-Akela akela pee k aa gaya kya bhosdk aaj..


Main-bhenchodddddd..... Bhai pair fisal gaya.. Terrace par gaya tha..


Sam-Gand marwaane gaya tha kya terrace par..


Main-Uthaa naa yaar bahot Dard horaha hai.. Please.. Fukkkkkkkkk....


Seriously mere knee mein bahot jyaada Dard horaha tha and by bahot jyaada I meant bahot he jyaada tutta nahi tha lekin shayad dislocate hogya tha bone .....or aisa he haal shoulder kaa tha.. Fukkkkk bhenchod..


Sam ne mujhe khadda kiya or mujhe mere room mein leke aaya jo wahin Sam k bagal mein tha.. Main langdaata hua chala..


Sam-Spray hai le lagaa deta hun Dard kam hoga...


Sam apne room se spray laaya maine apni track pant uppar ki or Sam ne woh thanda thanda spray maara.. Bc gand he fatt gayi ye toh befaltu ki...


Main-Sam.. Daru peeyega..?


Sam- Aajtak mana kiya hai kabhi bhosdk..


Main - Dekh since mujhe Dard hogaya hai or main chal nahi shakta filhaal toh Saara samaan tujhe laana padega..


Sam-Aji Haan bhosdk..


Main-Sun naa bhai next time main dekhlunga surely.. Next 2 times or bol..


Sam-Deal..?


Main-Deal.. Ravi so gaya kya..?


Sam-Naa Movie dekh raha tha 15 minute pehle takk toh..


Main-Usko bhi uthaale or sun Last time jab maine bhai kaa stash dekha tha naa Usmein Johnnie Walker ki KG scotch thi woh uthaalaana....




Sam-Bc woh kya hoti hai..


Main-Sun jo niche waala shelf haina Almira ka usme ek blue color kaa bada rectangular box millega jiske uppar likha hoga king George V.. Woh uthaalaana tu....or woh nahi Mille toh jo bhi tera mann kare bus pakadda Matt Jaana..


Sam-or pakkada gaya toh..?


Main-ultaa he sochiyo bhosdk... Ravi ko snacks and glass wagairaah kaa boldena kitchen se.. Or ice cubes nahi bhoolna..


Sam wahaan se chala gaya... Actually bhai apna personal stock rakhtey hain liquor kaa jo woh kabhi kabhaar mood k hissab se thoda bahot leletey hain.. Babhi k aane k baad baaki kissi ko allowed nahi hai bina reasons peeney kaa or ek toh main Dard mein tha or uppar se nind kaa jugaad karna tha toh daru se badhiya cheej kya hogi.. Nasha itani jaldi nahi hoga mujhe thanks to Verigo Nasha, Drugs, Medicine and poison itani ashaani se mere body k sath match nahi karta.. Issliye normal se kaafi jyaada medicines leni padti hain mujhe..


Bc pair mein kaafi Dard hogaya tha uthaa takk nahi jaaraha tha.. Socha subah takk theek hojaaega... Bc Ghutna 4 gunna Mota hogaya tha ekdum se... 20 minutes baad Sam bhaagta hua aaya room mein or jo mangwaaya tha woh uthaalaaya tha.. JW Blue Lable KG-V edition.. Maine recently he dekhi thi bhai k stash mein ye tabse mann tha peeney kaa...


Sam-Mission successful boss..


Main-gajab mujhe pata tha bhenchod tere hotey hue daru kaa mission fail ho he nahi shakta..


Uske piche piche he Ravi aagaya Glasses snack soda or ice cubes leke..


Ravi- bhosdk aise pant uppar karke kya baitha hai gand marwaaega kya..


Main-dekh bhosdk kaise sujjj gaya hai girrgaya abhi..


Ravi-Arey bc.. Gand fatt gayi hogi teri toh..


Main-Tabhi toh daru mangwaai..aao baitho..


Maine table bed k pass lagaai or ek puraana newspaper padda tha woh puri table par or aaju baaju farsh and bed par bichaaya..subah k liye saboot nahi chhodna tha kuch..


Or mehfil hui suru... SAM ne box khola toh bc aadha nasha bottle dekh k he hogaya quality toh quality he hoti hai bhenchod..




Sam or Ravi ne banaya apna 30 ml kaa and maine 60 ml kaa.. Pehla Peg seedha duja peg Paani teeja peg soda chotha peg fir seedha uske baad waale kaise bhi lelo pata nahi chalta waise bhi...


"CHEERSSSS".




Bolke humne pehla pag gatka..bhenchod kitana time hogaya tha daru peeye holy fuck.. Galla jall gaya tha bc wait kartey kartey..


Sam-Bhaisahaab... Gajab... Gajab.. Long time no see..


Main-Jaldi jaldi karo be party nahi hai ye or already 12.45 hogaye hain..




Ravi ne agla banaaya same quantity different quality.. Or aise he 3 pegs k baad hogaya nasha suru ek toh jaldi jaldi pee rahe they or uppar se quantity double thi meri.. Mera peena abhi suru hone wala tha kyunki nasha he abhi suru hua tha toh mere liye pehla peg abhi aaega.. Sam or Ravi hue ab slow kyunki jyaada nahi peeni thi.. Maine liye they 4 peg or... Bichmein ek baar muttke jarur aaya lekin maja aagaya aadhi bottle se jyaada akela pee gaya main..Sam Sogaya tha Couch par he or nind mein bad bad kar raha tha.. Main bathroom gaya Dard mehsoos nahi horaha tha lekin subah bahot jyaada hoga.. Ravi ki duty lagaai thi bottle gayab karne ki lekin waapis aaya toh woh bc bed par munh k Ball padda soraha tha bottle wagairaah Sab wahin paddi thi.. Waise toh main sone jaaraha tha but bottle mein last peg dekh k rukk gaya nasha theek thaak tha.. Itana tha ki Bottle 2 dikhraha thi.. Or bottle se glass mein nahi daal shakta tha main socha khaali karke balcony se fainkdunga bottle.. Or uthaake seedha munh se lagaa li.. Bottle ka hua the end Parwachan sunaney k liye koi bacha nahi tha issliye maine Sam ki gand par maari laat usko ek side kiya or socha bottle ko subah dekhenge.. And bam se bed par girr padda 3.30 am hogaye they already .. Or aaj nind aai pata nahi nashe se yaa bhai k gyaan se but aagayi woh behtar tha bhenchod thakk gaya tha...socha tha aaj mast sounga 12-13 ghantey lekin apne naseeb mein chain kahaan hai bhai subah meri aankh khulli toh koi dama dum gate knock kar raha tha.. Bc aankh khulli after hangover headache k sath sir fatta jaaraha tha bhenchod or nasha abhi bhi tha.. 2 minute lage raat kaa scene yaad karne mein or fir dhyaan aaya ki koi gate peet raha hai.. Bahaar se babhi ki awaaj aai toh meri saari nind udd gayi bhenchod bottles glass paddey they room mein Sam ki bhi aankhein khulli couch se utha tha woh shayad gate kholne ko.. Mujhe utha dekh k rukk gaya..


Sam-gate khol toh tu pass mein Hai.


Main-bhosdk babhi hai bahaar..


Sam-toh..


Main-haalat dekh kamre ki..


Sam ne liya ek look pure room kaa or fir realize hua laat night kaa kand toh woh seedha couch se kuddke uthaa...


Babhi-AP...?


Main-haaananan...


Babhi-Aisa kya so raha tha gate khol...


Main-kya hua..


Babhi-sablog wait kar rahe hain niche tera..


Main-Aaa raha hun.. Aap chalo..


Babhi-arey gate toh khol..


Main-Arrey main aata hun naa fresh hoke..


Tabtak sam ne bottle glass wagairaah Sab balcony mein daale newspaper kaafi useful raha tha main utha toh bhenchod pair k Dard se waapis lait gaya...


Main-holy fuck bhenchod..


Babhi-OK jaldi aa..


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