Update-272(First Step Completed)
Humlog aage aae bheed k pass toh wohlog naare wagairaah lagaa rahe they kuch hindi mein kuch or he language mein mujhe naa samjh aaya kuch..
Ab hum aaye unlogon k pass...
Main-Kyaa baat Uncle??
Uncle--Kaisi baat beta jo hai saamne hai tumhaare.. Humaare he gharon se humein nikalwaa rahe hain yelog... 30 saal pehle ghar banaaya tha maine saari jindagi gujaar di lekin ab ye humein beghar kar rahe hain..
Main-Sarkaar kuch nahi karti??
Uncle-Unhi kaa kiya dharra hai sab beta bus unka pait bharrta rahe Humse kya matlab unhe.. Dekho inhe kahaan jaaenge yelog kissi k pass itane paise nahi hain ki Dusari jagah reh shakein musqill se rojj kaa Gujaara kartey hain beta..
Main-Toh aise kya khadey ho aage badho..
Uncle-Aage badhenge toh maare jaaenge beta woh jaanwar jo khadey hain aage police waale kuttey hain in ameer logon k or hum toh budhe hogaye tum humein bol rahe tum kyun nahi aage badhke kuch kartey??
Main-Yelo abhi karta hun main toh wait he kar raha tha ye sunaney kaa..
Ye bol main bheed ko cheerta hua aage aaya.. Toh aage ek Sub inspector ne roukk liya mujhe..
SI-kahaan?
Main-Auction mein jaa raha hun hatt..
SI-Second hand motorcycle kaa auction nahi hai Crores ki auction hai yahin rukk...
Auctioneer-Toh aakhiri bid hai 26 crore 75 lakh by Mr. Hari . Going 1, 2...
Main-(Chilaake) 50 crore...
Ye sun wahaan mojjud harr shaks wahin ka wahin rukk gaya or idhar bheed ne bhi mujhe ghurre... Jitane bhi auction mein aae they sab aankh faade mujhe he dekh rahe they.. Wahaan ek do news waale bhi they jo wahaan ki proceedings likhrahe they notes par.. Newspaper waale they shayad..
Auctioneer-What??
Main-50 crore..
Auctiooneer- Seriously???
Main-Yes..
Auctioneer-This is not a joke sir please keep quite back there..
Main - I know this is not a joke.. Accept my bid.. Aage kaa pucho..
Auctioneer-Who are you?? 50 crore pata hai kitane hotey hain??
Main-Abhi tumhe dunga tab Ginn lena..
Woh auctioneer mere saamne aaya still police ne roukk rakha tha mujhe..
Auctioneer-Who are you show me some proof??
Maine apni Id nikaali or uske saamne kardi or mera pura naam padh k fatti uski gand..
Auctiooneer-Ankit Partaap Singh.... T. T. T. T. Aap Deva ji k bhai ho .
Main-Ji Haan..
Auctiooneer- Aane do inko aage..
Ab police waale hattey turant mere saamne se or main aaya middle mein.. Ab Hari ki fati gand usse laga ki ye koi majaak tha woh hua apni seat par khadda..
Hari-Ek minute aise kaise koi bhi aake bid kar shakta Hai..
Main-This is an open auction Mr Whoever you are.. Toh koi bhi kabhi bhi kitani bhi bid kar shakta Hai.. Now outbid me or leave...
Hari - AP???? It is you.. You don't know me AP don't try to fuck me over... Ye Haryana nahi hai..
Main-I didn't tried i just fucked you over..
Auctiooner - 50 crore from Mr Ankit Going once going twice..
Hari-55 crore... This is very important to me don't try this AP.. Don't..
Main-80 crores...
Ye sun Hari ko legit jhatka laga matlab usse khadey-2 ko he shock laga woh pura kaanp gaya... Or yahi haal tha baaki sab logon kaa..
Main-Actually tu mujhe nahi jaanta i am the fucking Boss of North India.. You can't outbid me..teri net worth humaari Annual income hai..
Uski shakal dekh main samjh gaya tha ki woh isase uppar nahi jaa shakta..
Hari-Itani toh actual value he nahi hai iss jameen ki.. Kya jeetega tu ye bid jeetke..
Main-Woh saamne jo bandey dekh raha haina woh jeetunga main... Unke ghar jeetunga main.. Unka trust jeetunga main...
Hari-Oh matlab yahaan bhi tu hero banana caahta hai..
Main-Hahaha.. Hero?? Main?? Fuck a hero.. I am the one who you call the Bad one..
Auctioneer-80 crore for Mr Ankit going once going twice going thrice... And Sold To Mr Ankit over there for 80 crore Rupees...
Main-Sorry Gotta go I have a land to acquire...
Hari-Apni jindagi ki sabse badi galati kari hai tumne AP..
Main-Try Me bitch abhi hun yahaan main kuch din..
Uska chehra gusse se laal tha or wahin sath sath woh rone ko hochuka tha bahot he ajeeb situation mein tha woh... Mujhe jo caahiye tha woh milgaya tha..
Ye bolke main aaya Auctioneer k pass..
Auctiooner - Congratulations Mr Ankit...
Main-Thanks..
Maine kiya Rishi ko call..
Rishi-Yo.. Leliya??
Main-Oh Hell Yeah.. Listen isase baat Kar and aane kaa plan kar...
Maine Uss Auctioneer ko phone Diya toh wahaan ek official banda tha jo payments wagairaah dekhne waala Tha Auctioneer ne usse phone diya or thodi derr baad ussne Phone waapis mujhe dediya..
Aadmi-Congratulations Mr. AP.. You Are the new owner of this beautiful peice of land.. Your Payments are all done Paperwork will be ready tomorrow morning..
Main-Thanks...
Ye bolke main ab aaya bheed ki taraf jo log abhi bhi mujhe he ghurr rahe they Same haalat humaare group ki thi unki aankhein bahaar aane ko thi.. Main Bheed k just saamne khadda hua..
Main-Lo uncle ji kardiya maine.. Suno sab kissi ko bhi kahin bhi kaise bhi Jaane ki jarurat nahi hai ye jameen Tumhaari thi Tumhaari hai or Tumhaari he rahegi.... Apne apne ghar jaaiye or Enjoy.. Dhanywaad.. Oye thulle Nikal...
Sub Inspector -Excuse me..???
Main-You are standing on a private property my private property so better get the fuck out of here..
SI-Constables chalo.. Yaad rakhna ladke..
Main-AP.. Not ladke it is AP.. Nikal..
Uncle--Beta humne toh taana maara tha tumne toh sach kardiya.. Tum bhagwaan ho.. Humaara sab kuch chala jaata tha abhi tumne bachaa liya humne.. Ye ehsaan kaise bhoolenge humlog..
Main-OK Ehsaan uttarna hai toh sabse pehle toh sablog apne apne ghar jaaiye i know maine achaa kaam kiya hai or tumhaare thank you bhi kabool kar liye hain or ab pohanchiye apne ghar.. Abhi k abhi..
Uncle-Uppar waala bhalla kare tumhara.. Chaliye sab sunlee bhagwaan ne humaari..
Ye bolke wohlog sab hath jodd ke mere aaju baaju se nikalne lage or 2 minutes baad wahaan bache main or baaki kaa group.
Ashish - No fucking way... Excuse my language Nicki mam but no fucking way in hell you just bought 80 crore worth of land. What the hell..
Main-I just did..
Anaa ki toh aankhein abhi takk khulli thi.usse vishwaash nahi horaha tha usse kya kissi ko Vishwaash nahi horaha tha..
Mouni-AP is this real??
Main-Yep..
Mouni - Yet you proved again ki how good of a person you guys are.. I mean you just wasted 80 crore Rupees just for those people...
Main-I mean yes kind of.. Ok now mereko pata hai tumlog tareef karne waale ho issliye rehney do I know main kitana acha hun kitana nahi so let's enjoy rest of our day..
Arushi-Humaari aankhon k saamne magic hua hai abhi hum usase bahaar nahi nikal shaktey..
Nicki - 80 crore thaa yaa 80 hajaar.. Mujhe abhi takk blurry saa lag raha hai sab...
Aditi - It was 80 crores I guess.. That is a large large amount of money..
Hari-Dekhlunga AP.. Paani mein rehke Magar se bair.. Kahaawat toh suni he hogi.. Tum soch bhi nahi shaktey tumne kitana bada nuksaan karwaaya hai mera..
Main-Don't know Don't want to know don't care.. Or tu hai kon be tabse sun raha hun main who the hell are you?? Dumbledore jaisi shakal hai teri or baatein Amrish puri jaisi kar raha hai tu.. What is wrong with you mereko passand thi jameen maine khareed Lee stop crying and get a life first time auction mein aaya hai kya??.. I get what I like and there is nothing you can do to stop me.. No get out of both my face and my land before I have you arrested...
Hari-Oh we will see AP we will see..
Main-Yeah sure sure.. I don't know his name and he is talking shit gajab din aagaye hain.
Hari-My Name is Hari you'll know of me soon enough..
Ye bolke woh or uske 5-7 guards uske sath nikal liye..
Nicki-And here we go again ek or dushman.. Nice..
Main-A no one cares about him hoga koi Noob.. Lets go...
Humlog waapis uppar aaye Hari was pissed yahi caahiye tha mujhe ab woh khud aaega.. Uski koi gang nahi hai koi bandey nahi hain jyaada uske pass issliye bhaade k tattu leke aaega woh suoaari dega wagairaah wagairaah.. Same old shit..Lekin jo bhi ho The Game is on Hari..
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