Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

[RAAZ]

Wow AP bhai super-duper marvellous dhaasu. Saare adjectives bhi kam hai aap ke dimagh aur story writing skills ki tareef karne ko.
Phas gya bhudau. Ab lagta hai ki aar ya paar honey wala hain sab kuch. Maza aayega bohat maza aayega.

Update-253(Gote'm)



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Darwaaaj jaldi he khulla or khultey he mere saamne tha ek Uncle age hogi 50 k uppar niche mujhe dekhtey he woh hadbadaaya lekin usase pehle maine deagle taan di uske uppar..

Main-Chicha hiloge toh saheed ho jaaoge..

Uncle-Waise konsa jinda chhod doge tum..

Main-Depend karta hai.. I have a better deal for you andar khisko chalo andar.. Chal chal chal.. Abe chal naa bhosdk..

Woh gate se piche hatta.. Main andar aaya gate bandh kiya..

Main-Dekho chicha Tum agar koi suicide pill khaake uppar Jaane kaa try kar rahe ho yaa koi or tareeke se Marrne waale ho toh pehle he bataadun Matt karna bahot pachtaaoge..

Main-Baitho..

Woh mere saamne sofa par baitha..

Uncle-Kaise pata chala tumhe?? How??

Main-Actually farak pata hai kya hai mera dimag bahot jyaada tejj hai itana jyaada tejj ki harr cheej dikh jaati hai isko.. Actually main jab Kal subah Mele ki location par gaya tha or wahaan maine tum budhau logon ko dekha then mujhe pata chala ki Tumhaari event sabse important hai tab mujhe laga ki ho naa ho 100% tum mein se ek banda toh John kaa hai he... Issliye maine tum sab ki id's wagairaah maangi or tum oversmart bano issliye maine khud kuch nahi kiya chodu Constables ko lagwaaya kaam par. Kyunki mujhe maalum tha unke saamne tum galati karoge kyunki woh noobs hain or tum easily chutiya Banaa shaktey ho unko or issi overconfidence ki wajah se maine unhe lagaaya verification par... Mereko 3 Bandon par shakk tha jinmein se 1 tu tha.. Or jab wohlog id's wagairaah check kar rahe they toh mera dhyaan tum 3 par he tha durr se he sahi lekin tha tum par he or jab tere pass ek constable aaya toh tune I'd jarur dikhaai lekin baaki proofs nahi they tere pass ki kahaan kaise kabse job kar raha hai tu then tune uss constable ko behlaaya or usse paise dene kaa bola.. Ab mujhe laga ki ho shakta Hai ghar takk Jaana Nahi caahta ho tu iss ummar mein issliye paise deraha hai usse.. Lekin still shakk tere uppar tha mereko.. Then maine uss constable ko pakkada toh ussne bataaya ki teri work id ghar reh gayi hai or ab kon jaae isase achaa yahin le de k maamla rafa daffa kartey hain.. Tab maine Lee teri photo Wahaan se.. Or fir kiya tereko search believe me 24 ghantey non stop logon ne kaam kiya jab jaake tu Milla hai mereko..Bangkok waala scene Chutiyaapa hogaya tere sath or sabse bada Chutiyaapa tune kiya jab tune Delhi k liye flight lee agar tu Mumbai ki flight leke by road yaa by train yahaan aata toh main kabhi nahi dhund paata tereko.. Lekin tum oversmart bandey socha hoga ki itane puraane records kon dekhega or yahi oversmartness tumhe marwaa degi.. Itana bada plan karke Karachi se Bangkok gaya tu lekin end mein marwaali khudki..

Uncle - Lekin Bangkok se pehle kaa kaise pata chala tumhe??

Main-Mere contacts harr jagah hain tu chinta matt kar baat sun meri.. Mereko caahiye kuch information..

Uncle-Or tumhe kya lagta hai main Dedunga tumhe.... Goli maarke khatam karo ye sab AP..

Main-Tu bhosdk tera toh baap bhi dega.. Ye dekh toh..

Ye bol maine mere phone ki screen uski taraf kar di jiske uppar kaafi saari photos thi jinhe dekh k woh apni jagah par khadda hogaya uski aankhein bahaar aake girrney ko hogayi...

Main-kya hua pehchaana nahi?? Main bataata hun Ye jo lady hai ye hai teri biwi i mean ex wife talaak ho chuka tera 14 saal 10 maheene pehle ye tereko bilkul passand nahi karti lekin Haan Tu jarur isko passand karta hai issiliye toh inke pass paise bhejta hai chupp-2 k.. Ye jo banda hai ye hai tera beta jo January ki 17 taarikh ko 18 saal kaa hua hai tune karachi se nikalne se pehle isko happy birthday kaa email bheja tha or yahaan takk ki courier se gift bhi bheja tha ek dost banke kyunki as a baap toh tereko passand nahi karta woh waise bhi.. Ye agli jo photo hai ye hai teri dono betiyaan judwaan hain dono same Hai sab kuch even terese Nafrat bhi same same he karti hain ye...Tera asli naam hai Altaf Amir logon k hissab se tu ek Import export businessman hai iss liye jyaadatar bahar he rehta tha tu lekin real mein tu John k sath rehta tha lekin ye kissi ko nahi maalum mujhe bhi nahi main bus guess kar raha hun kyunki jitani teri age or experience hai mujhe 100%lagta hai tu John k Khaas Bandon mein se ek hai or humessa uske sath raha hai .. Ab tu lagaatar maheeno takk ghar nahi aata tha apni family ko time nahi deta tha jisski wajah se tera talaak hua or teri biwi bache tujhse kadi nafrat karne lage.. Lekin tu abhi bhi unse beintihaa pyaar karta hai.. Jo Mere liye bahot achi baat hai.. Tune saari jindagi tere pariwar ko chuppa k rakha bahot ache tareeke se chupaya bhi tune lekin aaj fans gaya.. Tere ek happy Birthday k mail ne teri gand marwaa di..

Woh bus aankhein faade sun raha tha.. Bc mera teer ek dum khopdi mein lag gaya tha...

Main-Ye Photos jo hain woh aaj kuch ghantey pehle k he hain..Or ab Deta hun main tereko choice Pehli Yaa toh Main Jo puch raha hun woh mujhe bataa dey or main keval tujhe maarunga or khel khatam yaa fir tu kuch Matt bol or main tere sath sath tere pure pariwar ko maardunga..


Uncle- tt.. Ttu ye...

Main-Haan Haan maalum Hai mereko kya bolraha hai tu ki tu toh AP hai tu ye nahi kar shakta.. Lekin real mein ye tujhe bhi maalum Hai main ye kar shakta hun or karunga mujhe 1%bhi dikkat nahi hogi un sabko marwaane mein woh bhi aisi mout jo tumlog bhi nahi detey apne victims ko abtak toh tujhe maalum chal he gaya hoga ki main kya kya kar shakta hun.. Mujhe ghanta farak nahi padta kon marrta hai kon nahi.. Bus mera kaam pura hona caahiye.. Ab main time waste nahi karunga ye Matt sochiyo ki tu kuch khaake Marr jaaega abhi,, tere marrne k baad bhi unko maardunga main agar mujhe sab nahi bataaya toh..1 ko chhod dunga tere bete ko or usse pata chalne dunga ki ye jo kuch hua teri wajah se hua.. Jisase woh or Nafrat karega tujhse... Apni saari jindagi woh 2 he logon se nafrat karne mein nikaal dega 1 main jo un sabko maarunga 2 tu jiski wajah se main unko maarunga.. Then woh bada hoga issi gum k sath or fir hero banke mujhe maarne aaega lekin kamyaab thodi hoga tab main usse maarunga kyunki asli maja toh tabhi aaega..

Uncle-Kkkyun??? Kyun ye sab??


Main-Aji waah bhenchod tum logon k pure pariwar khatam karo toh koi dikkat nahi tum meri saari family ko kidnap karwaao toh koi baat nahi or ab tumpar aai toh "kyun Kar rahe ho ye sab"??? Ye kaisa dogla pann hai bhosdk..

Uncle-Lekin unhone tera kya bigaada hai??

Main-Toh in hajaaron logon ne tumhaara kya bigada tha jinhe maar chuke ho tumlog..

Uncle-woh t.

Main-I don't care 10 takk count karunga yaa toh sab bataa dey yaa main abhi call karta hun or 60 seconds mein tera Saara pariwar khatam.. Live dikhwaaunga tujhe chinta naa kar.

Uncle- Main dhoka nahi de shakta..

Main-apne pariwar ko bhi toh dhokha he dega tu meri help naa karke unki kya help kardega tu bhalla.. Choice is Simple John Yaa fir tera pura pariwar jo abhi khuss rehney laga hai teri dono betiyon ko bahot achi noukari milli hai ek kaa toh nikaah bhi hone waala hai or Dusari ki bhi baat chal rahi hai..Ladka Punjab Traffic Police Mein CI hai..

Uncle-Ttt...


Maine phone nikaala or Chang ne Jo Number diya tha uss par call karne laga..Phone speaker par daala.. Saamne se ek shaks ki awaaj aai..

Aadmi-Ji Janaab..

Main--Position mein ho??

Aadmi-Ji Janaab Ladkiyaan abhi aai hain noukri se ghar main bilkul saamne hun bus aapke order kaa wait hai..

Main-Ek baar video call kar raha hun dikhaa dena isko sab..

Aadmi - Ji Janaab..

Maine Video call ki or dikhaya Budhau ko live scene toh clear tha ek ladki abhi bhi bahaar he thi kissi Dusari ladki se bat kar rahi thi.. Ab budhau ki fatti double..

Aadmi-Hukkam karein Janaab..

Main - Rukko 1 second..

Uncle - lleknn...


Main-bolne kaa times up 10 seconds kaa time deta hun tereko faisla karle.. 1....2.....3......4.....5......6

Woh bokhla gaya tha baithey - 2 ko paseeney aarahe they usko...Saara kaanp gaya tha woh..


Main-7......8.......9......

Video mein mera jo contact tha woh badha aage iss budhau ki beti ki taraf usne gun takk dikhaai Video mein.... Its getting interesting now..

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[RAAZ]

Bhai abhi bohat peechay hoon current updates se I think ab tak. Jhon Mar chuka hoga aur story aage chal padi. Hogi lekin anusaar shayad Javed ho sakta hai may be.

Update-254(I am Not A Hero)


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Mera contact bilkul uss ladki k pass aagaya tha ready tha woh tab budhau chilaaya..

Uncle-(chilaake) theek hai theek hai bataata hun please isse hataado wahaan se please..

Main-(Phone par) Haan bhai standby par raho...

Aadmi-Ji Janaab.

Main-Doobara phone karun tabhi aage badhna.. Warna samjh Jaana deal cancel.. Paise pohanch jaaenge.

Aadmi - ji Samjaa..

Call disconnected..

Uncle - You are a fucking monster or tum apne aapko hero samjhtey ho..

Main-Shut the fuck up i am not a hero fuck that fuck being a hero I don't give a fuck about anyone else I am a very selfish Person Amir I don't give a fuck kon Marra kon nahi.. Main literally tere saare pariwaar ko khud jaake bhi maar shakta hun.. I don't care woh innocent hain I don't care woh tere sath nahi hain..

Uncle-You are a fucking Psycho..

Main-Sahi samjhe... Toh Haan sir ab aaya time thodi baatein karne kaa.. Mere sawalon k jawaab do ab I can't wait anymore...

Main-Pehla sawaal John kon hai?? Uska koi photo wagairaah??


Uncle-Photo nahi hai koi sketch banwaa shakta hun mai..

Main-Chalega. Woh bhi yahi bulwaalunga main.. Achaa Kya plan hai John ka or kitane bandey baaki hain or kya situations hain??

Uncle-Mere alaawa 7 Or John khud..

Main-What the fuck meri calculation k hissab se toh 23 he killers They..naye bandey add kar liye kya..? Kyunki 19 main khud maar chuka hun ek John ne maardiya yaani marre 20, abhi bhi tere samet 9 or bache hain.. Itane kahaan se aagaye bc??

Uncle-Nahi sab killers nahi hain.. Kuch planners bhi hain, jiss desh mein humein Jaana hota hai wahaan humaare 1-2 bandey rehtey hain jo humaara sab intejaam karwaatey hain rehna, id, jobs or baaki sab.. Ye jabki humaara aakhiri mission tha issliye John ne sabko ek sath karliya sab ko sath karliya ussne lekin rakha alag alag teams mein he.. 1 team ko Dusari team k baare mein kuch bhi nahi pata tha taaki ek team pakkadi bhi jaae toh Dusari ko kuch naa Pata ho.. Humaari Main team mein keval 18 he bandey they jinmein se 11 Marr chuke hain baaki jo bandey marre woh humaare contacts they lekin sab jo suru se Humaare sath he they..

Main-Yaani Abhi tere Jaane k baad 7 bandey or Uppar John bacha hai..

Uncle-Haan...

Main-OK Plan kya hai???

Uncle-Plan toh tu samjh he gaya hoga naa Kal??

Main-Haan lekin kya karoge uss time bomb kaise aaega??

Uncle- Woh sab mera kaam nahi hai jaisa maine bataaya humein bus apna kaam pata hota hai taaki ek pakkada bhi jaae toh woh caah kar bhi kuch naa bataa paae.. Lekin Bomb hoga crowd mein..Same time he hoga.. Mere alaawa 2 bandey hain Jo isme shaamil hain jo bomb plant karenge.

Main-Matlab multiple bombs honge..toh baaki log kya karenge bc??

Uncle-.. Humein nikalna bhi toh hai toh woh ussme lage honge Shayad..kyunki sabse important kaam wahi hai. John or Anssar keval tabaahi dekhenge..toh mere according se Hum 3 Bomb blast mein shaamil honge.. John or Anssar Dekhenge.. Baaki 3 humein wahaan se nikaalne kaa intejaam karenge.

Main-Ye Annsar kon hai ab bhenchod???

Uncle-Tumhe Annsar kaa nahi pata??? Itana sab karliya tumne or abtak Annsar kaa nahi pata tumhe??

Main-Nahi kon hai ye??

Uncle - John kaa chota bhai hai woh... aajtak kissi ne nahi dekha ussko yahaan takk ki maine bhi nahi lekin hai woh humaare sath he or John jo bataata hai uss hissab se woh John se bhi khatarnaak hai aadhe se jyaada plans woh khud akela baithke banaata hai.. John se bada shanki hai or bahot he jyaada khatarnaak agar John or Annsar tumhaare saamne hon toh pehle Annsar ko maarna.. Kyunki 1% chance hain John fir mill jaaega lekin Anssar ek Ghost hai woh nahi millega.. Woh aata hai tabaahi machaata hai or gayab hojaata hai..

Holy fucking shit yahi wait kar raha tha main ki John kaa right hand yaa left hand kon hoga koi toh hai jiske dum par John mere sath itane attitude mein baat karta hai kyunki bandey toh usse daily Marr rahe hain toh unke basis par woh mereko dhamaka nahi shakta tha matlab ye Annsar hai uska ghamand.. Ok ok I see..

Uncle - Whisky??

Main-No thanks tu lele..

Woh khadda hua ek shelf ki taraf gaya..

Main-Haan ye hath uppar he rakhna jyaada shyaanpatti nahi.

Ussne ek hath se ek bottle nikaali niche glass or side mein ek ice cube kaa bowl rakha tha usme se ice cube daali or apna procedure chaalu kiya..

Main-Toh Tumlog Indian Economy ko khatam kardena caahtey ho..

Uncle - Khatam nahi hogi India bahot bada desh hai, lekin agle 6-8 saalon takk jo tabaahi hogi woh dekhne laayak hogi humein kuch karne ki jarurat bhi nahi hogi AP or log khud baa khud marrenge.. Ye hai John kaa master plan Jaane k baad bhi tabaahi dekhega woh..

Main-Ye Annsar kaisa dikhta hai... John ne bataaya kuch.

Uncle-John humeesa kehta hai ki Usse dekhtey he pehchaan jaaoge... 6"6 feet se uncha kadd.. Untt (camel) jaisa sareer..laal aankhein...mout ka paigaam dene waale hath....

Main-Or John???

Uncle - John...

Ye bolke woh mudda jhatke se chaaku tha uske hath mein or woh fainkney waala Tha ab decision lena tha bhenchod maarna padega isko.. Maine split second mein decision liya or ussne chaaku fainka He tha ki meri goli chal gayi goli lagi uski khopdi mein or jo chaaku ussne fainkna tha woh utani power se nahi faink paaya or woh mujhtakk pohanch he nahi paaya..

Fuck.. Smart tha ye itani information de gaya ki isse pata tha iske baad iska pariwar safe hai or ye jinda raha toh or information deni padegi abhi tak issne information di woh kaam ki thi lekin aage jo dene waala Tha woh or jyaada kaam ki thi issliye isko malum tha chaaku nahi pohanch paaega mujhtakk or ye Marr jaaega still isne try kiya taaki main maardun isko... Lekin kaafi information degaya tha.. Mera kaam easy tha ab.. 8 bandey baaki they lekin main 2 they Anssar important tha mujhe lag he raha tha koi toh hai John k sath jiski wajah se woh attitude hai usme ab John jaise bandey ko uspar ghamand hai toh woh cheej gajab he hoga.. Maja aaega matlab.

Khair uske baad maine Anjali ko call kiya or usse bulaa liya scene clear karwaadiya same old story mujhe shakk tha main iske pass aaya or aatey he issne attack kiya maine goli maar di.. John ko pakka yakeen hoga ki issne mujhe kuch nahi bataya hai...Main ghar aaya puri team ko scene samjhaaya maine toh new strategies decide hone lagi ab easy tha John k plan ko roukkana lekin John ko pakkadne kaa mere pass still koi plan nahi tha.. Uppar se new musibat ye Anssar aagaya tha.. Hmmm.. Ek baar uska plan toh rokkun baaki baadmein dekhunga..

Anssar 100% serial killer nahi hai lekin ek criminal mastermind hai issliye usko dhund shakta hun main issliye maine uska naam and details Chang k pass bheje or usko lagaaya iss kaam par ki dhundey ye kon hai kyunki ye keval serial killer hota toh itana jyaada hawa nahi hota iska.. Matlab ye alag he cheej hai..

Aaj kaa pura din strategies or locations mein gaya ki kon kahaan hoga. Literally puri Team sablog dopehar se raat 12.30 takk lage they maps wagairaah Sab mark kar liye gaye...Uske baad thodi bahot nind li.. Subah time se he uthey aaj kaa day last day tha mele se pehle.. Kal Mela tha issliye Main, Pooja or Priyanka Online lage they ghar baithey sab kuch plan kar rahe they or baaki puri team Mele ki location par thi.. Din mein sablog apni apni jagah lage they shyaam ko hum sab mille garage mein.. Main, Bhai, Ami, Mangal, Sam, Ravi, Abeer, Anjali, Deepak, Rajat, Ajay, Pooja, Jiya, Priyanka, Rishi, Jack, and Vinny and Abhi abhi aae they FIA waale sab yelog subah se abhi tak Mela Ground mein he they..

Main-So guys itane din se jo hum kuttey ki tarah lage hain kal uska exam hai or uss exam mein humein naa he keval pass hona hai balki full marks lene hain..Bomb ki timing maalum Hai humein lekin still kabhi bhi kuch bhi ho shakta Hai.. Hum 21 hain inmein se 3 Ko hataado kyunki bhai or Rishi crowd mein rahenge or main Thehra organizing team mein issliye main sabse alag rahunga mainly stage par.. Hum sablog rahenge Bluetooth se connected.. bache tumlog 18, 4 teams hongi First Abeer ki team Jisme Ravi, Ami or Deepak honge.. 2nd team Anjali ki team isme Jiya Nazia or Ajay honge.. 3rd Team Mangal ki jisme Abdul Sam or Rajat bhai honge.. 4th team Javed bhai ki team jisme Jamaal or Jack honge... Ye 3 he honge kyunki inka area itana crowded nahi hai.. Ab Vinny hoga Sniper team k sath snipers mele k chaaron taraf mojjud in 5 buildings par honge or harr second 4on teams par najar rakhenge or humaare sath Bluetooth se connected rahenge.. Ab Bachi Priyanka or Pooja ye dono yahaan hongi Mele k stage k side mein ye jo building hai isme ek room hai jahaan tumhaare sab equipments pohanch jaaenge.. Harr cctv par police toh najar rakhegi he tum alag se rakhoge or harr second Police head control se contact mein rahogi tum dono.. Sath sath humaari teesri aankh hogi tum.. Abeer ki team failli hogi gate number 1 se leke gate number 2 takk...Anjali ki team faili hogi gate number 2 se fir gate number 3 takk.. Mangal ki team hogi fir gate number 3 se gate number 4 takk.. Or javed bhai ki team hogi gate number 4 k uppar yaani last gate k uppar.. Suspected banda jo bhi dikhe usse parkho or kuch gadbad lage toh custody mein lo even thok bhi do.. Sablog k pass silencers honge jitana ho shake public utani kam disturb honi caahiye.. Samjhe...??

Sab-Yess boss..

Main-Bhai mereko India k top bomb squads caahiye subah hotey he standby par..

Deva-Hojaaega...

Main-Dekho bhidulog jyaada bhaashan nahi dunga lekin aajtak jitani mehnat humne ki hai itani he bus Kal or kardena baaki sab main sambhaal lunga bus tumhaara support caahiye.. Hajaaron jindagiyaan humaare uppar depend karti hain.. Uske alaawa India kaa future humpar depend karta hai.. Bahot kand hojaaenge agar John successful hua toh..

Deva-Humlog tere sath hain they or rahenge..tu chinta naa kar..

Anjali-Yes boss you got it Ride or die..

Abeer-Jo Mela ground k andar Rehne waale hain un sab ki verification personally kari hai humlogon ne woh sablog clear hain so jo aaega woh bahaar se he aaega...

Main-Hell yeah..

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[Poojasingh69]

Bhai abhi bohat peechay hoon current updates se I think ab tak. Jhon Mar chuka hoga aur story aage chal padi. Hogi lekin anusaar shayad Javed ho sakta hai may be.

Ansar aur rj mar gaye aur javed, javed hi hai uska double role nahi hai.
???

 

[KR$NA]

AP 316 Congrats nd thanks itna sab kuch ke liye

 

[RAAZ]

Ansar aur rj mar gaye aur javed, javed hi hai uska double role nahi hai.
???

Thanks jaldi hi waha tak pohach ta hoon. Just for curiosity pooch liya thaa ????

 

[Yuvi333]

Waiting

 

[AP 316]

Update-265(College)


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Subah main utha ek phone call se Phone uthaaya toh Anaa kaa tha call..

Main-Hello..

Anaa-Tum ghar bhi aagaye or mujhe inform takk nahi kiya main abhi hospital mein hun..

Main-Actually main kal late he aaya tha or mere pass phone tha nahi doctor ne mana kiya hai use karne ko toh babhi k pass tha phone abhi woh he deke gayi hain..

Anaa-Abhi kahaan ho??

Main-Abhi ghar hun lekin thoda saa busy hun kuch stuff khatam kar raha..

Anaa-Toh main after college aaun millne..?

Main-Yeah yeah sure sure..

Anaa-Abhi theek ho tum??

Main-Yep fit and fine..

Anaa-OK I'll see you then.. Kaam karlo apna.

Main-Yeah bye..

Call disconnected...

Actually main isko surprise dena caahta tha college kaa time hogaya tha main utha nahaa dhoke chakka chakk ready hua or niche aaya.. Chalne mein still thodi problem thi lekin hojaaega kuch din mein theek.. Niche aaya Sam Ravi ready they naasta kiya..

Babhi-Nicki aarahi thi tujhse millne maine kaha college he jaarahe ho tumlog toh udhar he mill lena..

Main-Yeah sure..

Humlog ne breakfast kiya or bahaar aaye saamne khaddi thi Bently bhenchod ye gaadi dekh k he hawa ban jaati hai.. Khair gaadi mein aae humlog or nikale college k liye main kaafi excited tha.. College pohanchey gaadi Park ki toh bc students ki gand fatt gayi gaadi dekh k.. Parking mein alag he bheed thi naya session suru hogaya tha toh New students bhi bahot they.. Khair Rohit wahin milgaya tha Parking mein usko call kardiya tha..

Main-Bhosdk hospital nahi aaya tu.. Bus yahi bhaichaara tha kya??

Rohit-Gandu sabse jyaada main he raha tha tere pass dono din wahaan tha main then Kal ghar aaya tha..

Main-I love you men no homo..

Rohit - What the fuck is this c...

Main-Bently baby.

Rohit-Oh my god.. Oh my god.. No way bhenchod.. Aaaahhhb... Mereko orgasm hogaya..

Main-Hell yeah..

Sam-Bhenchod yahaan naa hilaane lag Jaana..

Sam-Aaja canteen Cigarette Ki buri aag lagi hai...

Humlog parking se nikale toh bc wahaan alag he hype thi jo banda dikh raha tha sab parnaam yaa good morning kar k jaarahe they... Mereko wait tha Anaa se milne kaa ofcourse wohlog canteen mein Honge.. Humlog enter hue canteen mein toh same old scene tha puri Abhi gang wahaan thi baaki puraane cehre Shubham or uske sathi.. Sablog they udbar...

Ashish - AP???

Ofcourse ye bhenchod ko pehle dikh gaya main ye maadarchod koi tracker lagaake rakha hai kya mere uppar isko sabse pehle dikhta hun main.. Saala hilaata bhi mere khyaal leke he hoga.

Or jaise he ussne mera Naam bola toh saari canteen wahin k wahin rukk gayi.. Or sabki najar gayi gate par yaani hum par.. Toh bhenchod jo jahaan tha wahin rukk gaya..Finally Anaa ne mujhe dekha maine usse dekha maine smile di usko or woh surprise samjh gayi ussne return smile di or halke hans ke se boli "I hate you"..

Ashish-Look who is here.. The One and only AP..

Main-kaisa mere bete..

Ashish - OH my god bc we missed you..

Main-I can see that..

Ashish - Guys lets cheer for the man who saved our lives...

Ye sunke puri canteen uthi or taliyaan bahaane lagi.. Bhenchod chakke kahin k..

Main-Haan Haan hogaya.. I know meri wajah se jinda ho tumlog bataane ki jarurat nahi hai baitho baitho.. Sab badhiya??

Abhi-Yo..

Lucky-All good..

Arushi-It's good to see you guys..

Mouni-Yep we missed you..

Main-Same.. Hum aatey hain..

Ye bol hum Chale guffa ki taraf or jaise he guffa k gate par pohanchey toh bc andar se ek ladka aaya bahaar ludakta hua.. Not gonna lie meri gand fatt gayi... Bhenchod ekdum se parkat hogaya.. Then uske piche - 2 Rohit bahaar aaya or 2-3 laundey or.

Main-Ye kya tha be..

Rohit-apni jagah par kabja kar rahe they ye..

Ravi-What the fuck.. Maar maadarchod ko.. Iss takle ko dharr.. Bhaag kahaan raha hai be jhant jaisi shakal k.. Iski choti pakad bhen k lawde ki..

Ladka1-Bhai Sutta maarne gaye they..

Ravi-Maadarchod jubaan ladaata hai ganje ye Chotti pakkad ke niche gand k ball pattak k maarunga maadarchod..

Ladka1-Sssorry bhai..

Sam-Bhosdk Ashtray jaisi shakal hai teri tu hai kon teri gand mein itana gurda aaya kahaan se jo tumlog andar gaye..

Ravi-Sawaal jawaab kar raha hai bhosdk Amitabh Bachchan hai tu maar naa..

Sam-Marr jaaega ye bhosdk ...ek punch mein jo 10 rupaye ki cigarette pee hai woh bahaar aajaegi..

Itani derr mein Rohit ne diya uske munh par raiptaa or Rohit ka hath jaanwar jaisa bada hai toh bhaari laga hoga woh kyunki woh ladka side waali table par jaake girra..

Main-Oh i missed this stuff.. Bus be... Naye laundey hain Jaane de..

Sam-Bhaag maadarchod doobara nahi aana..

Ab humlog aae andar..

Main-Ye Laxman kahaan hai bhosdkaa..

Rohit-Ladke ne bataaya bimaar hai kuch din se..

Main-Phone kar toh uske pass puch kuch jarurat ho toh..

Sam-Main karta hun..

Tabtak Wahaan kaam karne waala ladka humaare liye coffee le aaya.. Cigarette jalaa lee gayi..

Pehla kash maara tab jaake sans aaya bhenchod finally holy fuck.. Ab 2 kash k baad he kissi ne piche se mere sir mein raiptaa maara or meri cigarette hath se chuttke niche girr gayi..

Main-What the fuck..

Ye bol main piche mudda toh Nicki mam or Riti mam khaddi thi..

Main--OH shit..

Ab atki humaari sansein ye nahi ki Nicki mam ko maalum nahi hai ki hum peetey hain balki unhe ye nahi pata ki hum yahaan peetey hain.. Or ye news agar ghar pohanchi ki hum college campus k andar cigarette peetey hain toh beta lawde lagenge..

Nicki-Ye nahi aaya hun toh Nicki madam se mill lun jaake... khudki aag bujhaa le pehle..

Main-Aapse he milne aane wala tha ki ye Sam ko pata nahi kya talab lagi thi..


Ab Sam k pass ek superpower hai aisi situations mein woh bhenchod nikal leta hai turant pata nahi kaise lekin nikal jaata hai..

Sam-Hello Haan Laxman.. Awaaj nahi aarahi hello.. Main aaya ek second...

Sam bhenchod apna phone kaan par lagaake turant nikal liya wahaan se.. coffee mug takk wahin chhod gaya khair Uski coffee Nicki mam ne Lee cigarettes bujhaai gayi or woh dono bhi baithi wahaan par..

Main-Chotu ek or coffee le aa toh..

Nicki-Kaafi cozy place hai waise..

Main-Yep.. Woh Chhodo tareef karo I am dying to get that..

Nicki-Hehe.. Teri tareef karni chhod di hai maine.. Ye ab roj kaa he hai tera.. Lekin abki baar waala toh bahot alag level kaa tha you killed it in every espect..you saved thousands of lives.. You are a national hero right now..

Riti-Yep this is 100% true..

Nicki-Tumlog bahaar kyun khadey ho??

Ashish - Andar entry nahi hai mam humein..

Nicki-Aajao aajao why fear when I am here..

Ye sun Ashish wagairaah ne ek kadam andar rakha ki Main Rohit or Ravi khadey hogaye..

Rohit-Chalo bahaar he baithtey hain idhar garmi hai..

Nicki-Aji Haan..

Humlog bahaar aaye or ek table par baithey ek londey ko diya raipta woh khadda hua or humlog uss par baithey.. Main Ravi Rohit Nicki or Riti madam.. Humaare side waale table par Abhi gang thi...

Nicki-College badi jaldi aagaya tu main aaj subah haweli aane waali thi..

Main-Khaali baitha dimag Pagla raha tha issliye aagaya waise bhi karne ko kuch hai nahi..

Nicki-(hanske) AP hai tu aaj nahi toh kal karne ko kuch naa kuch mill he jaaega.. Teri life mein khaali baithna allowed he nahi hai..

Rohit-True..

Nicki-Oye Sam aaja ab kitani derr takk phone par lagega..

Main - laxman Bimar hai uske pass kiya hai..

Nicki-Oh.. Kaisa hai ab??

Sam-Fit and fine Kal yaa Parson aajaaega idhar fever tha..

Main-Teri coffee lele Dusari..

Khair hum baithey they ki babhi kaa call aaya..

Main-Ji Babhi..

Babhi-Sun tere liye letters aarahe hain kaafi saare Kal se aaj bhi kaafi aachuke hain..

Main-Kiske??

Babhi-maine kuch he padhey they log help maangrahe hain different jagahon se.. Local gunde, neta, bahubali log k julmon se tang aake..

Main-Fuck them khud nipatein mujhe koi matlab nahi .. Ek kaam karoge?

Babhi-bol..

Main-bus Saare padhlo aap ek baar then nichod bataadena mujhe..

Babhi - Bahot saare hain yaar..

Main-Meenu ko lagaalo sathmein.. Yaa fir Nicki madam ko he bulaalo yahaan baithi humein bhi bore he kar rahi hain..

Nicki-Shut up.. Munh foddungi tera..

Babhi-Chal main or Meenu kar lenge tumlog chill karo..

Main-Thanks babhi..

Babhi-Welcome...

Call disconnected...

Sam-Kya hua.???

Main-Chitthi bhej rahe hain log different jagah se help k liye Gundey mawali log se dukhi hain..

Nicki-National hero bananey kaa yahi problem hai sabko lagta hai tu he hai jo unki problems solve kar shakta Hai..

Main-Yep.. Lekin in real woh khud he khudki help kar shaktey hain main kuch naa karne waala..

Nicki-True..

Ab fir baja mera phone new number tha or ye number dekhtey he pehchaan gaya main.. Adya kaa number tha ye.. "Oh Fuck"...


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[AP 316]

Thanks Guys for this Ultimate support keep supporting as always you guys are the best.. But abhi issue ye hai ki iss pure week mein main kaafi busy hun still try karunga ki update deta rahun week mein 4 yaa 5 lekin nahi de paaun toh samjh Jaana ki I am busy then...


Ek or khus khabri ye hai ki aap sab k itane support se ek Award bhi Milla hai humein Xforum Staff ki taraf se jo bahot badi baat hai or ye sab aap sab k he support kaa nateeja hai.. Keep Supporting guys.. And thanks To Xforum Staff For The Award..I am Honored To be the first person to receive that..

 

[AP 316]

AP 316 Congrats nd thanks itna sab kuch ke liye

Thanks for the award bhidu.. Love you #NoHomo

 

[Genius]

Superb update


Missed that clg stuff and all ab masti, masti and masti bc ab anaa shayad riya aur clg ye sab fun hi chahiye apne ko air han 1st part wala comedy ka tadka bhi

And congrats for that award