Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

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Update-244(Aftermath Of Jester)



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Main-Dekho Ranjit Bhai Pehli baat mujhe nahi maalum kya problem aarahi hai tumhe jaisa HC waalon ne bataaya ki soft horahe ho wagairaah wagairaah.. Toh jo bhi problem hai usse niptaao... Tumhe toh sabse jyaada maalum hona caahiye ki kaise kaise log hain iss line mein aaj maine bachaa liya Kal koi bada aaega log wait kar rahe hain kissi naa kissi ki ek galati kaa fir pagal kutton ki tarah sab tum par he jhaptenge..


Ranjit-Aisa kuch bhi nahi tha AP main or soft you know better then that.. Main aaj bhi wahi hun pehle bhi wahi tha.. Ye toh bus fake case Banaa liya tha or maine dhyaan nahi diya uss time or bus main fans gaya.. Or in 3 k alaawa kissi ko koi problem nahi hai or naa he thi..

Main-Inki problem toh kar di solve ab chill karo..

Sunai - By the way tumhaara phone switch off kardiya tha maine taaki disturb naa ho tu open karlena..

Main-Baadmein karlunga..

Ranjit-Waise maine news dekhi Great Job Dono ko tapkaa diya..

Main-oh Haan Woh toh bhool he gaya tha main.. Done and dusted ye diary milli hai dekho kya milta hai isme..


Ranjit-Come on AP you know better then that isme kuch nahi millega Red John hai woh.. Bahot time se hai woh iss khel mein or iss khel mein top par hai woh.. Aise nahi millega..

Main-Koi idea..?

Ranjit-Ek Baat dhyan rakho bus uske saamne kabhi aise behave naa karna ki tum jeet rahe ho usase yaa usko harra rahe ho tum..

Main-Abtak toh harr baar yahi kiya hai maine.. Jitani baar bhi uske bandey maare hain..

Ranjit-Yahi Tumhaari sabse badi galati hai.. Uske bandey maar rahe ho theek hai good for you lekin ye kabhi nahi sochna ki ye karke tum usko harra rahe ho.. Nope woh akela saikdon logon ko maarne kaa dum or dimaag rakhta hai.. Or jaisa Sunaina ne bataaya mujhe ki woh mele mein attack karega toh AP imagine wahaan kon kon log honge Political leaders, Businessman's, social workers Police officials.. Or woh aise log hain jo Marr jaaenge toh kitana bada nukshaaan hoga India mein you can't even imagine.. Un businessman's mein se 80%woh log hain jinke Jaane k baad unki multi million dollar companies sambhaalne waala koi nahi hai matlab unka koi Successor nahi hai jo woh company sambhaal shake toh socho kitani companies bank corrupt hongi or kitane logon ki nokri jaaegi.. Financial crisis aajaaegi North India mein.. Uske baad Police officials yaa cbi officials or crime branch officials wohlog socho kitane bade bade case files par kaam Kar rahe honge kitane bade bade scams ki investigation atak jaaegi agar woh marre toh and koi unke baad woh investigations ko resume nahi karega 100% because ye India hai yahaan banda khatam kaam khatam.. Then baat karein Political leaders ki toh usme utani badi problem nahi hogi kyunki mostly leaders north India k he hain yaani tumhaare neta or unke Jaane k baad bhi Jo tumhaara bhai haina woh akela sab sambhaal lega.. Dont mind me AP I know tumhaara Dimaag bahot tej hai lekin Deva jo haina woh banda he alag hai woh cheej he alag hai beshak tumhaare jitana Dimag naa ho uske pass lekin uss bandey mein jo haina woh pure India mein kissi neta k pass nahi hai..Woh banda Subah Chaai k sath North India ki 6 sabse badi states ko chalaata hai.. In short Woh Ghar baithey pure North India ko chalaata hai.. Jo choti baat nahi hai AP...ab chalo political conditions woh sambhaal lega lekin agar neta marenge toh re elections toh honge he or un reelections mein kitana paisa lagega ye toh tumhe maalum he hai or socho jab main companies already bankrupt ho chuki hongi toh political parties ko donations kon dega i man Tumhaari party ki alag baat hai tumhaara vote bank or money bank bahot bada hai lekin opposition ki socho kitane logon se paise nikalwaaenge woh.. Inshort North India Harr type se khatam hojaaega Atleast 15 saal piche chala jaaega.. Ye matter nahi karta ki kitane log marenge.. Kyunki uske baad log waise he marrenge bukh se sadkon par sone se.. Fir kisaan ki socho humaare yahaan toh maximum kishaan he hain in sabke baad unki fasalon k kya price reh jaaenge.. Chotey motey kishaan ko toh suicide karni padegi... It'll be bad AP very bad..


Main-Holy fucking shit..

Ranjit-Yep..


Ye jo baat Ranjit ne batai iska thoda idea bhai ne dediya tha mereko lekin abhi jab detail mein suna tab realise hua ki John kaa plan kitana lamba chauda hai or kitana khatarnak hai woh bhenchod pure North India ki gand maarne ko taiyaar baitha hai.. Or ye bahot badi baat hai.. Agar woh successful hua toh next 5 saal humaare gareebi se nipatney mein he chale jaaenge.. Sanjay das se nipatney ki toh baat he durr hai.. Bhenchod this is fucking insane..

Main-This is fucking bad..

Ranjit-Yes it is.. Lekin I am 100% sure tum nipat loge in sabse..

Main-pakka???

Sunai - Hell yeah we know you can do this issiliye toh main uss din Mele k invitation par khud aaungi wahaan.. Kyunki mujhe koi darr nahi hai tumhaare hotey hue.. Fuck Red John..


Main-Awww! That's so cool..

Ranjit-So then Red John k baad kya..??


Main-Rest.. Long ass rest.. I am tired..

Ranjit-Seems fair..

Ab next 20 minutes takk aise he conversation chalti rahi humaari..

Main-Ab main nikalta hun 9.45 hogaye hain 3 ghantey minimum lagenge...


Ranjit-Issliye Keh raha hun subah Jaana...

Main-No time Bhai no time.. I am fine dekh ab sardi bhi naa lag rahi.. Chakkar bhi naa aarahe..


Actually mereko sardi bhi lag rahi thi or chakkar bhi aarahe they ye bus main Inko Paagal banaane k liye Keh raha tha taaki mereko Jaane dein yelog....

Ranjit-Tumhe kon rouk paaya hai bhalla.. Lets go then..

Main-Yep..

Ye bol main khadda hua or bahaar ki taraf aagaya.. Mere sath Sunaina bhi aai Ranjit ji k pass call aagaya kissi kaa toh woh thodi piche they Main or Sunaina lift mein aae... Toh aatey he Sunaina ne button press kardiya.. Jisase lift kaa gate close hogaya..

Main-Ranjit ji ko toh aane deee..


Main aage kuch bolta usase pehle ussne dono hathon se mera sir pakkada or Mujhe apni taraf khicha or apne naram naram gulaabi honth mere hothon par rakhdiye.. Bc ye toh bhool he gaya tha main.. Bhenchod kya scene tha woh chalti lift mein Ek apsra mere honthon ko choos rahi thi.. Bhenchod kya makkhan jaise mulayam honth they uske.. Or pata nahi kya flavor tha uski lipstick kaa lekin jo bhi tha bahot he sweet tha... Uski jibb mere munh mein aane ko tadap rahi thi jisko maine aane diya.. Bahot he sensual kiss tha.. Mere dono hath uski pith se hotey hue niche takk jaarahe they..woh bc full flow se lagi thi.. Ye kiss bahot he lamba challa actually kiss tab khatam hua jab hum parking mein pohanchey or lift rukki.. Or jaise he humlog alag hue tab jaake sans aaya theek se.. Jiske baad hum dono jorr jorr se haafney lage.. Maine munh poncha apna..

Main-That one was good..

Sunai-Same..

Uske baad humlog meri gaadi ki taraf aae jahaan ussne apna rumaal leke mere honth saaf kiye... Tab Lift fir aai niche or Ranjit ji uttare usme se..

Tab humlog alag hue or undono se Galle millke main baitha gaadi mein or nikala Delhi se... And then maine realise kiya ki abhi nikal ke galati kardi maine.. Kyunki Gaadi chalate time gand fatt rahi thi as jaise he gaadi aati saamne se meri khopdi blank hojaati bhenchod.. Kyunki mereko still chakkar aarahe they Jester ki wajah se.. Traffic kam tha, jyaada hota toh 100% thok deta main kissi naa kissi mein.. Delhi se bahaar nikalne k baad toh traffic bilkul 0 hogaya lekin wahaan takk meri haalat or kharaab hogayi.. 30 minutes mein maine 3 baar gaadi roukk kar ulti ki.. Bc jabki maine subah se kuch khaaya nahi tha.. This is getting bad bhenchod... Aise toh nahi pohanchney waala main.. No fucking way... Ab maine socha ki traffic utana hai nahi or harr 20 minute mein rukkana padd raha hai toh bc 20 minute takk toh bhagga gaadi Atleast.. Issliye maine un 20 minutes mein khub peli gaadi then thodi derr baad jab fir dum ghutne laga toh fir uttara main bc sishe khol k chalaaun toh sardi lag rahi thi bahot jyaada or bandh karke chalaaun toh ghutan horahi thi... What the fuck.. This is called overdose normal banda itane Jester mein 98% dead hota or 2% jo bachtey hain woh bhi hospital ki help se.. Issliye ye bura tha like bahot bura mera pait jall raha tha buri tarah meri aankhein bhi jall rahi thi mera sir ghum raha tha.. Kull milaake bahot bura haal tha.. Mereko rest caahiye tha Atleast 6-8 ghanton kaa or waapis aake galati kardi maine.. Fuck..

Or sabse main baat koi mera picha kar raha tha..

Wait what?? Koi picha kar raha hai?? Haan piche dekh.. Then maine mirror mein dekha toh ek gaadi waala mere piche tha or jahaan takk mujhe yaad hai ye kaafi derr se mere piche tha last time jab main rukka tha toh mere se like thoda piche ye bhi rukka tha.or even main slowest speed se gaadi chala raha tha toh bhi ussne overtake nahi kiya tha...ok this is bad.. Fuck...


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[aj008]

superb update

 

[Raj Singh]

Nice update

 

[Arv313]

Fantastic Update AP bhai es pichha karne wale ka pichha hi fodiyo sabse pahle.

 

[Tahirtahir111]

Nic update

 

[Naina]

Brilliant update AP sir.... extraordinary

 

[Yellow Flash]

Nice

 

[aks 21]

Superb awesome updates bhai