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Update-223(Hanu Mela)
Main seedha udhar gaya toh Mona ki Najar paddi meri taraf.. Woh hath joddke khaddi hogayi.. Main uske pass gaya..
Mona-parnaam sir..
Main-Parnaam..
Ye sun ek laundey ne mere pair chue main samjh gaya yahi Vivek tha.. Uske baad ek do or students ne pair chue mere..
Main-bus bus hogaya....haan toh Vivek kya situation hai.. Kaam tha tujhse..
Vivek-Aap bataaiye bhai Jaan Bhi haajir hai..
Main-Jaan nahi caahiye woh main khud leleta agar caahiye hoti toh.. Mereko president caahiye tu... Matlab election jeetna hai tujhe...
Vivek - Ussi koshish mein lage hain bhai..
Main-Koshish chutiya log kartey hain mujhe results caahiye.. Kitani parties hain...
Vivek - Ji main toh 2 he hain kaafi kaantey ki takkar hai bhai..
Mona-Jeet he jaaega Sir chinta ki koi baat nahi hai.. 55-45 kaa scene hai..
Main-mujhe risk caahiye nahi 1% bhi tu 45% ki baat Kar rahi hai..
Vivek-Toh kya kiya jaaye bhai..
Main-Dusara kon hai..??
Vivek-Jai naam hai bhai Andar he hai nomination bharr raha hai.. Lower middle class kaa banda hai koi badi film nahi..
Main-ok..
Ye bolke maine saamne gate ko laat maari or andar enter hua... Andar college staff kaa ek Pannel or 5-6 male and female students bhi they..
Gate ki awaaj sun unlog ne mujhe dekha. Or bhenchod aajkal hawa itani hai ki logon ki gand fatt jaati hai mujhe ajeeb jagahon par dekh k.. Woh sablog khaddey hogaye..
Main-Jai kon hai??
Toh ek launda bola..
Jai-Mainnnn hun bhai..
Main - Tu president banega??
Jai-Ji bhai koshish toh hai..
Main-Rehndey nahi banega.. Vivek mera banda hai issliye befaltu paisa or time waste naa kar nomination page faad or nikal..
Jai-wwwoh bhai..
Main--Nikal..
Jai-Jji bhai..
Ye bolke woh uss seat se khadda hua or Vivek wahaan baitha.. Uske baad main staff se bola..
Main-Nomination ki last date aaj he hai iska nomination bharrtey he off kardena.. Or Agar koi nomination naa aae toh by default ye jeet jaaega..
Staff-Ji sir jaisa aap caahein...
Main-Chalta hun.. Have a good day everyone..
Ye bolke main bahaar aaya toh Students bc aise ghurr rahe they maano bhagwaan main he tha.. Mere sath sath Mona Vivek or Jai bhi bahaar aae..
Main - iss Jai k account mein itane paise bhejdena ki yelog lower middle class se easily nikal jaaein...
Mona-Sure sir..
Jai-Uski jarurat nahi hai sir main waise he hatt jaunga..
Main-Jarurat hai kaam kaa banda hai tu.. Paise lelena.. Or Haan Isko post bhi dena koi achi si college mein..
Vivek-Ji sir bahot bahot dhanywaad..
Ye bolke ussne mere pair chuwe...
Main-Dhyaan rahe koi befaltu bakchodi nahi karna tera naam kahin bhi aaya befaltu mein toh bahot maarunga.. Jab jarurat padegi tab kaam bataadunga tujhe..
Vivek-Ji jo aapki aagyaa...
Main-Shabbas..iss area ki local police kuch nahi kahegi tujhe..
Ye bolke main gaadi ki taraf aagaya toh Mona mere piche - 2 aai..
Mona-Bahot-2 Thank-you sir.. Ehsaan rahega aapka..
Main-Tere uppar bahot se ehsaan hogaye hain time aane par sab lelunga.. Abhi time nahi hai...
Ye bolke main gaadi mein baitha or waapis college ki taraf aagaya... College Aaya gaadi Park ki or waapis aaya canteen ki side toh Sam Ravi or Rohit Bahaar he khadey they canteen k..
Main-Yo yo.
Rohit-Yo bc suna tune is baar K "Hanu Fair" Mein Humaare College ko host kaa Offer Milla hai...
Main-Wait " Hanu Mela "iss saal hai..??
Rohit-lo karlo baat..
Sam-Bhosdk gand marwaata rehta hai kya..
Ravi-Pehle bhenchod Fair k 2 maheeney pehle excited hone lag jaata tha ye ab bc bada aadmi hogaya yaad bhi naa Hai lawde ko..
Main-Abe nahi mujhe seriously nahi maalum tha.. What the fuck ye kaise miss kardiya maine...
Wait Wait Wait.. Ab aaya Important part Ye pata nahi kaise bhool gaya main..
Actually "Hanu Fair" aka "Hanu Mela" India k top 3 Fairs(Mele) mein se 1 hai.. Ye har 3 saal baad Haryana Mein Humaari City k MG (Mahatma Gandhi) Maidaan mein hota hai ye pure ek week chalta hai or iske first day kaafi saari activities hoti hain Like Haryanvi Cultural Activities, Dances, Plays, Singing, Heroic acts, Patriot Speeches, Hansya Kavi Samellan, Kheti Related Tips.... Wagairaah wagairaah.. Uske baad 6 din fair chalta hai... Pehle bc bahot jyada craze tha iss cheej kaa like wait kartey rehtey they kab aaega kab aaega... Or Jaisa ki Rohit ne bataaya iss baar Humaare college ko First day Host karne kaa Mouka Milla hai jo bahot badi baat hai.. Abhi gang k liye famous hone ki kaafi badi opportunity hai.. Maine bhi host kiya tha last time jab main school mein tha lekin woh keval issliye ki mere bhai Deva they or mujhe host karna tha ek baar unhone bola toh sab set hogaya.. Thats it.. 2 ghantey takk host kiya tha maine not gonna lie kaafi sahi tarah se kiya tha woh bhi..
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Main-Bc kab hai mela..
Rohit-2 weeks hain lagaale...
Main-toh bc Abhi gang ki toh gand fatt jaaegi preparation mein 2 weeks mein kaaeki preparation hogi...
Rohit - Bc wohlog 1 maheeney se lage hain.. Mujhe 3-4din pehle pata chala unko pehle se maalum Hai..
Main-Sahi hai bc..
Sam-Class chalega???
Main - Naa..
As I said earlier jab main kuch bhi nahi kar raha hota hun toh mera dimag side mein apne kaam par laga rehta hai kuch na kuch karta rehta hai basically woh khaali nahi baith shakta usse kuch naa kuch kartey rehna hota hai usko... Khaali baithega toh 1.0 ko mouka mill jaata hai. Or Abhi iss Mele (Fare) k reference se ek sath kaafi saare cases khul gaye mere dimag mein... Like kuch common c cheej nikal k aai Red John or uss Mele mein... Kya woh pata lagaana tha.. Kuch toh dekha tha maine...
Main-Abe ghar chalo I got something..
Ravi-Kya hua???
Main - Case related kuch Milla hai bahot important.. Mereko ghar Jaana Hai.. Lets go.
Humlog waapis gaadi mein aae or Aatey he Maine Anjali k pass call kiya..
Anjali-Yo boss..
Main-Mereko Saare Bandon ki case files caahiye jinko John k Bandon ne maara hai Humaare Yahaan ASAP...
Anjali - OK bhej rahi hun ek constable de jaaega.. Thoda time lagega..
Main-No problem...
Anjali-Kuch Milla hai kya..
Main-Haan confirm karke bataata..
Anjali-Sure bye.
Call disconnected...
Uske baad main apne he khayaalon mein kho gaya .. Shyaam 5 baje babhi aai mere room mein kaafi saari files leke...
Babhi-Tune mangwaaya tha ye sab..?
Main-Haan.. Thanks..
Babhi-Kya hai ye..?
Main-John case ki files hain..
Babhi-ohh i see...
Main-Suno agar main dinner k liye nahi aaun toh mera dinner rakh dena main baadmein khaa lunga disturb naa karein mujhe..
Babhi-ok..take care..
Ye bolke babhi chali gayi uske baad main Gaya bathroom mein subah nahaaya tha main lekin fresh feel karne k liye main firse nahaaya or fir ready hoke mind focus karke shyaam 6.30 baje maine Suru kiya files padhna saare cases ki files jo maine solve kiye woh bhi and jo nahi kiye woh bhi.. Mujhe kuch ajeeb laga tha mujhe maalum tha John mujhe 100% koi naa koi hint toh dena caah raha hai..kya hint??? Bus woh confirm karna tha.. Or Woh toh main karke rahunga..
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