Update-209(Attitude)
Khair main utha Fresh hua nahaa dhoke ready hua.. And then Niche aaya.. Toh Ravi Sam Babhi Rishi or Mangal breakfast kar rahe they main bhi baitha..
Main-Bade aana hua aap dono lage hath ek do week kaa or gap le he letey.. Ek din k kaam mein 3 din lagaake aaye tumlog.. Itane emergency k time mein.. Bc tumhe maalum tumhaara bhai tapak gaya hota..
Babhi-Subah subah kuch achaa bol le..yaa Marrne maarne ki baatein chalti rehti pura din tere dimag mein..
Main-Or nahi toh kya ab yelog hotey toh inhe sath leke jaata sab aaram se nipat Jaata akele ko risk lena padda..
Ab Breakfast k baad theek 9 baje humlog nikale college k liye.. College pohanchey gaadi Park ki.. Then nikale canteen ki taraf toh raaste mein Mera phone baja jo unknown number se tha maine uthaaya toh Saamne se uss Monali ki awaaj aai..
Mona-Good Morning AP sahaab..
Main-Morning.. Kaise yaad kiya..?
Mona-pehle toh aapki tareef karne k liye kya behatreen kaam kiya aapne Kal raatko..
Main-Kaam bol kaam.. Maine kya kiya woh maalum Hai mujhe..
Mona- Woh actually Mera bhateeja hai ek Sehar k he ek college mein padhta hai Wahaan kaa Yuva neta or college president bhi hai.. Vivek naam hai uska..
Main-OK.. Main kya karun usme??
Mona-Darshall uska aapke college k kuch students se jhagda hogaya thodi maarpeet hui uske sath akela tha tab toh ab woh badla lena caahta hai... Maine socha pehle aapse puchun kahin koi aapka dost toh nahi hai unmein se..
Main - Naam bata kin se hui ladaai..
Mona-Bcom 2nd year k student hain naam hai..
Main-Naam Ki jarurat naa Hai main naa jaanta Bcom waalon ko beshak fod de...
Mona-Thanks sir.. Police jaldi aaegi nahi aap kuch karenge nahi bus yahi caahiye tha.. Thanks again..
Main-Yep..fod daalo jaldi lekin abhi bhejdey caahe..
Mona-ji ji.
Call disconnected..
Koi toh chhudega college mein aaj chalo issi bahaane kya pata class he cancel hojaaein.. Nice idea.. Tabtak main canteen pohanch chuka tha toh wahaan se seedha gufa mein aaye humlog Rohit already wahin tha.. Cigarette jalaai..
Rohit- Teri setting puch rahi thi tere baare mein..
Main-Kon..?
Rohit-Anaa or kon bc..
Main-oh! Kya puch rahi thi..?
Mujhe ghanta farak nahi padta lekin fir bhi inhe dikhaane k liye main excited hogaya..
Rohit-Yahi ki kya chal raha hai tere sath.. Kyun itana awkward rehta hai.. Itana gussa kyun karta hai blah blah..
Main-Toh tune kya kaha..?
Rohit- wahi jo hai.. ki aajkal bahot sab chal raha hai daily murderers k piche ghummna case par case solve karna blah blah.. Ye sab ache achon ko thakka deta hai toh tu kya cheej hai..
Main-True..
Ravi-Kab niptega be Ye Red John bhenchod gand maardi hai sabki..
Main-Jaldi he jaldi he.. I can't wait for that day..
Humne cigarette pee uske baad bahaar aagaye bahaar Abhi Ashish Anaa wagairaah Sab baithey they toh humlog unki side waali table par baith gaye... Baithey he they ki ek peon wahaan aaya..
Peon-AP beta, Ye principal sir ne bheja hai..
Ye bolke ek paper ussne mujhe diya...
Main-Thanks..
Paper k uppar ek letter likha tha pura.
Main-Dear Student,I am really sorry for that day i misunderstood...
"Lol.." Ye bolke maine faad diya woh page..
Abhi-Abe pura toh padhta Dekhtey kaisa likha Budhau ne..
Ravi-Mouni tere dad ko budhau bol raha...
Mouni-Aadat hogayi hai ab toh ye sunaney ki.. Lekin ye letter I tell you kitani derr mein likha hai unhone.. I guess first time kissi ko sorry bola hai aise.. Lol dekhne laayak thi unki shakal..
Main-Cool cool...
Humaari coffee aagayi tab hui din ki Pehli important ghatna.. Wahaan kareeb 14-15ladke enter hue sabne thobdey par mask yaa kapda baandha tha or sab students he lag rahe they.. Hatte kattey laundey they sab.. Hath mein Rod dandey hokey stick baseball bat wagairaah wagairaah Tha sabke.. Or unhone andar aatey he ek table ko target kiya jispe 6-7 ladke baithey they.. As expected main unmein se ek ko bhi nahi jaanta tha.. Or aatey he unmein se ek ne diya baseball bat saamne waale laundey ki pith par.. Woh launda chilaaya or puri canteen ki najar gayi udhar..
Main-chup chaap baithey rehna teeno k teeno.. Hillna takk nahi..
Or agle 10 seconds mein patta-patt lagne lage dandey wahaan saari canteen bhari thi woh sablog uthke bahaar ko bhaagne lage.. Ab woh jo 6 laundey they jinko maar rahe they unko bachaane koi aage nahi aaya.. Jiske 2 reasons they ek unka department nahi tha idhar issliye kam he log they unke sath.. Then baaki kissi ne help ki nahi as humaare college waale sab gandu hain..
Khair Abhi Wagairaah Sab piche ko hatt gaye... Baaki saari canteen bahaar nikal gayi.. Keval maarne waale Khaane waale or humlog he bache wahaan..
Rohit-What the fuck is going on..
Main-Dekhta jaa bus Hillna nahi chalne dey jo chal raha hai..
Kaafi badhiya dhulaai horahi thi humaare college waalon ki.. Lekin saamne waale sambhall k maar rahe they haddiyaan Todd rahe they. Jaan se nahi maarna tha unhe.. Bc kya mast sounds aarahi thi maano movie dekhraha hun jhantu actors waali.. Puri canteen mein fail gaye they woh log 2 minutes he hue they tab bahaar se 4-5 students aaye bhaagte hue dandey wandey liye humaare college k they shayad ye bachaane aaye they lekin unki gand tab marri jab woh 5 or saamne waale 15 hogaye unhone un 5 ko bhi liya lage hath bc full haryanvi ladaai horahi thi.. 5 minutes k andar sabko leta diya unlog ne.... Then nikalne lage..
Ashish - AP kuch karbe..?
Main-Kyun main bhenchod Salman khan hun.. Teri kyun fatt rahi hai tu karle kuch horaha hai toh.. Yaa befaltu k political parties banaatey fir rahe ho..
Wohlog nikal rahe they wahaan se tab main chilaaya..
Main-Oye bhosdk.. Idhar..
Ye sunke unmein se ek meri taraf aaya munh par mask tha uske shayad wahi Vivek tha aatey he pehle toh ussne pair chuwe mere..
Vivek - Ji maalik..
Main--Ye tod fod ki hai iska paisa tera baap dega bhosdk.. Paisa deke jaa usko..
Ye bolke maine Laxman ki taraf ishaara kiya jo counter k piche chuppa tha..
Vivek - Bhai abhi toh nahi hai pakka pohanchwaadunga..
Main-Aisi gand fodunga yahaan ki bhosdk doobara college Jaane laayak nahi rahega.. Sabke pass jitane hain utane deke chaltey bano jaldi se..
Vivek-ji jarur bhai jarur.. Koi dikkat he nahi hai.. Oye jitana cash hai counter par rakho or nikalte chalo.. Police aati he hogi..
Uske ye boltey he uske sathiyon ne apni-2 jebon mein hath daale or jitana cash tha sab Laxman k counter par rakhtey gaye or wahaan se bhaagtey gaye.... Laxman k pass Atleast jitana damage hua uska 2 yaa 3 gunna cash aagaya tha bc.. Then hui canteen clean.. Ab wahaan Main, Sam, Ravi, Rohit, Abhi, Ashish, Lucky,Mouni(Principal Ki beti) Arushi(Surendra ki beti) Or Ananya he bache..
Main-Haash that was some good shit....
Ravi- Ambulance wagairaah bulaai haibe kissi ne...?
Ladka 1-Haan bhai.. Police or ambulance dono ko call karchuka hun...
Humlog khaddey hue haal chaal dekhne toh bc sablog ko badhiya se paddi thi like 2-3 weeks bed mein he Jaane they unke.. Jyaada serious koi tha nahi.. Bc canteen mein 4on taraf khoon he khoon hogaya tha.. Kuch tables chairs tutt gayi thi.. Ab unmein se ek jo niche padda tha woh deewar ka sahara leke baitha uski naak or munh se khoon beh raha tha..
Ladka-B. B. B. Bhai k. M. K. Kkkuch kardetey toh bach jaatey..
Main-Kyun bhenchod main security guard laga hun tumhaara.. Bahaar jaake gand marwaao tumlog safaai kare AP.. Tereko kya lagta hai mereko maalum nahi kaise bahaar jaake akele bandey ko maarke aaye they tumlog.... Tum toh bc 10 ho abhi or uppar se tumhaare he college aake maara hai gand fatti ab..?? Padhai karne aatey ho padhai karo jyaada dadagiri nahi karo... Useless peice of shit..
Main khadda hua or uske thobdey par maari ek or laat woh niche girr padda..
Main-AP bachaaega tujhe bhosdk..
Ye bolke main waapis meri table par aaya.. Bc coffee takk theek se naa paya thandi hogayi..
Main-Laxman coffee de toh...
Lax-J. Ji bhai..
Ye bolke hum 4on waapis baithey chairs par.. Abhi wagairaah Sab humein he ghurre jaarahe they.. Bc..
Humlog baithey he they ki police waale aagaye udhar ek SI( sub inspector) or kuch hawaldaar..
SI-Parnaam ji Janaab..
Main - Parnaam..
SI-Aapne toh nahi kiya naa maai baap ye..??
Ye sunke maine usko ghurra..
SI-N. B. B. Nahi mera matlab agar kiya bhi hai toh kya baat hogayi humlog toh abhi chale jaaenge.. Humne thodi naa kuch dekha hai..
Main-Chup be lawde.. Maine Kuch nahi kiya.. Koi group bahaar se aake maar gaya... Waise bhi case nahi karega inmein se koi kyunki fir baraabar kaa case inpar lagega bus hospital pohanchwaao or nikalo..
SI-Ji Janaab abhi turant lo Ambulance aagayi hain..
Main-toh Lagjaao kaam par..
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