Update-201(Do Not Mess With Me)
Haweli aaya main toh seedha room mein aaya and then Dinner k time he waapis niche aaya.. Dinner k Time Ravi Babhi Main Meenu Or Rishi he they.. Sam apne ghar gaya tha uske dad ki security arrangements karwaane k liye.. Waise unke pass already bahot security hai but still humaari security bhi jaruri thi..
Babhi - Sun tune bola abhi next kuch din shanti rahegi..?
Main-Haan Kuch Naa karega RJ abhi..
Babhi-Toh kal college chala Jaana chup chaap..
Main-What the fuck college kyun..?? I hate college main naa Jaane waala..
Babhi-What do you mean college kyun?? Kyun jaatey hain college..?? Or tu kabse hate karne laga college tujhe toh passand tha college..
Then mujhe realise hua ki main kon hun.. Tab maine baat palti..
Main-Joke Tha babhi.. Chala jaaunga Kal..
Babhi-Aise serious face leke joke kaise karleta hai mujhe bhi seekha..
Main-Ye bhi art hai ek..
Fuck it's 2020 kon college jaata hai bhenchod ab.. Kya gandugiri hoti hai wahaan.. By the way college jaake waapis nikal lunga Nicki mam ko shakal dikhaa k bus hogaya kaam.. Issi bahaane unhe or Riti mam ko trackers bhi dedunga and then waapis..
Dinner k baad main so gaya and next day college time uthaa... Fresh hoke niche aaya toh Ravi bhi ready he tha breakfast kiya and then Bahaar aaye... Bike kaa mood tha Ravi kaa toh ussne Bike nikaali and humlog nikale college k liye.. College pohanchey toh gate par kaafi bheed thi.. Student log maala wagairaah liye khadey they.. Humein Rohit gate par he Milla.. Uske alaawa puri Abhi gang or kaafi students mojjud they wahaan par..
Main-Kya hua be..?
Rohit-Londa all Asia Judo mein gold laaya Hai apne college kaa.. Sunil..
Ravi-Ye kon..??
Rohit- Ye Shubham k sath rehta tha jo pehle Thoda sanwla saa hai.. Jiski naak ki haddi nahi haibe..
Ravi-oh Haan..
Rohit-Ussi k welcome k liye khadey hain sablog..
Main - Thank god matlab no class today..?
Rohit-Most probably nahi..
Ravi - Toh ye Abhi gang ek side kyun khaddi hai..?
Rohit-Woh seniors kaa banda haina toh unlog ne seniors ko karne diya sab.. Achaa hai jo..
Ravi-Cool..
Main-Gajab.. Main Nicki mam se millke aata hun...
Rohit-Yahin hai.. Woh dekh udhar side mein.. Abhi gang k piche..
Maine dekha toh udhar Abhi, Ashish, Lucky, Sana, Arushi, Mouni or Anaa khadey they.. Unhi k sath Nicki mam or Riti mam khadey they... Toh main unki side aaya..
Ashish - OH ye dekho bade bhaisahaab aaye hain.. Kaise ho sir..
Main-Badhiya..
Ashish - kaafi kharonch lagi hain cehre par bc..
Main-Saamne waale ko isase kahin jyaada lagi thi..
Ashish - Hell yeah..
Wahaan se main Nicki madam k side aane laga toh Nicki Or Riti madam Kissi k sath baat karne lagi toh main ek side wait karne laga.. Toh Anaa mere pass aai... Ye setting hai by the way meri.. I mean 1.0 ki.. Dikhne mein toh bhayanak hai bc wait kiska kar raha haibe 1.0.. Isase durr he rehtey hain bc roega warna woh.. Bhaichaare k bich ladki nahi aani caahiye.. Kyunbe 1.0 sahi bola naa..
Anaa-Hi...
Main-Hello..
Anaa-How are you..??
Main - Fine fine.. What about you..?
Anaa-Theek thaak.. So what's up?? Something happened..?
Main-No not at all.. All good.. Kyun kya hua..?
Anaa- I mean you are not answering to my calls or messages.. That's why I asked..
Main-Oh that. Actually pichle kuch din mein bahot jyaada stuff hogaya hai and I am very much tired from that uske sath sath pura din kaam mein nikalta hai..
Anaa-Its ok its ok.. Chill take some rest.. Woh toh main bus puch rahi thi ki kuch hua toh nahi..
Main-Naa naa..
Anaa-Tumhe pata haina dukh baantney se kam hota hai..
Main-I belive baantney se jyaada hota hai.... Jyaada jagah failta hai..
Anaa-Matlab dukhi toh ho tum..
Main-Not sure actually..
Anaa-It's ok mujhe bataa shaktey ho tum.. Tumhaare secrets safe rahenge mere pass...
Main - Mere secrets bahot jyaada dark hain Anaa itane dark ki woh din ko raat mein badal shaktey hain.. Issliye main apne pass he rakhta hun and I don't want to talk about it..
Anaa-It's ok agar tum nahi caahtey toh.. I can't force you...
Main-No one can.. Give me a minute mujhe Nicki mam se kaam Hai..
Anaa-Sure..
Ye bolke main Mam k pass aaya..
Nicki-Morning AP..
Main-Morning.. Morning Riti man.
Riti-Morning..
Main-Here take this..
Maine ek - ek tracker unko diya active karke.. Jo bahot chota tha like naakhoon(Nails) jitana..
Riti-What's this..?
Main-It's a tracker basically..
Riti-Or humein iski jarurat kyun hai..?
Main-For safety purposes.. I mean Red John apne peak par hai so he can target anyone.. Specially people close to me issliye.. Waise toh isko 24×7 monitor karenge guards lekin still agar koi problem hai toh isko jor se press kardena.. Humein alert miljaaega.. 24×7 aap dono k pass hona caahiye ye.. I don't care kya kar rahe ho aap just apne sath rakho..
Nicki-Serious hai kya matter..?
Main-Jyaada nahi..lekin mujhe risk nahi caahiye..
"AP"...
Ye sun main piche mudda toh piche ek 32-35 age kaa ek patla saa aadmi khadda tha... Or uske sath 3 bandey or they.. Jo sab shakal se he gundey lag rahe they.. Sab hattey kattey they..
Main-Haan..
Aadmi-Mera Naam Vikram hai or main Manish Sehrawat kaa Manager hun..
Manish Sehrawat hmm naam kahaan suna tha iska.. Hmmm.. Ek second flashback.. Oh Haan.. Ye un 3 mein se tha Bunty or Devender k sath.. Woh 2 toh maare gaye ye safe tha toh baksh diya tha..
Main-Baadmein aana..
Vikram-Bhai ek baar jarra Phone par baat karlo Manish bhai se 1 minute k liye..
Main-Baadmein bola naa be dikh nahi raha kya busy hun..
Ye bolke main waapis mudda or woh phone par bola "Bhai Nahi kar raha baat"...
Main-So main kahaan tha actually Haan main risk nahi lena caahta issliye 24×7 ye apne sath rakhna..
Vikram-Bhai..? Ek minute ki baat hai..
Tabhi Ravi or Rohit wahaan aagaye..
Ravi-Laa main karun baat..?
Vikram-Nahi tum kon..? Keval AP bhai se baat karwaani hai...
Ravi-AP nahi karega..
Rohit-Abtoh bilkul nahi karega.. Pencho tu hai kon humaare college k saamne humse he shyaanpatti...
Vikram-Beta ye jawaani k 4din humaare andar se bhi gaye hain.. Apni pant se bahaar Matt niklo..
Nicki-Kon hai AP kya horaha hai..?
Main-Hoga koi Chhodo aap ye dekho kaise activate karna hai emergency mein..
Ab Rohit Loud hua toh sablog kaa dhyaan humaari taraf gaya.. Saare students jhoom k khaddey hogaye.. Rohit Ravi ko shayad jaantey nahi they wohlog kyunki mujhe jiss hissab se bula rahe they uss hissab se Humse fattaty hai unki...
Vikram-AP bhai..?
Rohit- Teri bhains kaa andaa maarun suna nahi kya be.. Chal nikal program hai idhar befaltu time kharaab naa kar..
Ab unmein se ek ne ki galati bahot badi galati ussne Taani Rohit par ek pistol or uss Vikram ne Ravi ko maara dhakka.. Pistol dekhtey he bheed hatti 4 kadam piche.. Or main toh wait he kar raha tha.. Harr 10-12 ghanton baad mere saree se frustration nikalti rahe toh badhiya rehta hai.. Or ye mouka millgaya tha mujhe...
Main jhatke se piche hatta or uss pistol waale k hath se itani speed se pistol chinni ki usko pata bhi nhi chala hua kya.. Or jaise he samjh paata maine ek right hand punch diya uske thobdey par jisme speed itani thi ki woh piche ki taraf jaa girra.. Then Khaddey khaddey he laat di uss vikram ki thuddi(chin) par woh bhi piche jaake girra filmy scene tha ekdum ussne hath mein jo phone pakkada tha woh gaya hawa mein bc..
Ab ye dekh woh last waale 2 aaye meri taraf.. Ab jagah kam thi toh pehle ek aaya jisko maine pass aane se pehle he pait mein kick di jisase woh aaya ghutano par or jaise he woh ghutano par aaya maine di ek bhayanak knee uske thobdey par jo itani jordaar thi ki woh pith k ball sapaat lait gaya jisase jo last banda meri side bhaaga aaraha tha woh takraaya or niche girra or girrtey he main kahaan uthne dene waala tha usko di bhenchod Galle par ek kick woh gaya niche... Ye seedha hospital he uthega ab.... Thoda saa or jor lagaadeta toh ye yahin dum Todd deta.. Tabtak woh pehle waala khadda hua uski naak tutt gayi thi khoon behraha tha pura.. Or iss bich mujhe ek percent bhi andaaja nahi tha main kahaan hun... Yaa aaju baaki kon hai.. Mujhe bus frustration nikaalni thi..ab woh 2 uth gaye mere saamne dono k thobdey khoon se bharrey they.. Lekin ek ko Rohit ne piche se kick di woh side ko hua toh wahaan Ravi ne ek elbow uski khopaddi mein jadd di.. Woh bhenchod niche baith gaya iss bich Ravi ne apne elbow jarur dislocate karwaa Lee hogi kyunki woh niche baith gaya bhenchod elbow pakkadke.. Lekin apna kaam Kar Gaya.. Ab last waala bacha akela Rohit usko bhi maar shakta tha lekin Uss bhenchod ne Chaaku nikaal liya apne juttey se.. Medium size kaa kaafi stylish Chaaku tha.. Jisase Rohit piche ko hatt gaya..
Main-Durr reh main dekhlunga..
Students kaafi piche hatt gaye they bc gand fatt gayi thi unki chaaku pistol dekh k..
Ab woh banda meri taraf mudda or fir chaaku se waar karne laga mujhpar.. wahi same puraana sab uppar maarna caaha Chaaku main jukha fir chest height par maarna caaha main piche Hattke bachaa..bhenchod samjh nahi aata jab chaaku chalaana nahi aata toh leke kyun aatey hain sath.. Main uska pattern samjh gaya tha issliye jaise he ussne uss Chaaku se mera galla Kaatna caaha main niche jukha or usko piche push kiya uska balance biggda or woh piche ko hatta jiska faayda uthake main khadda hua or jhatke se uske left hand se Chaaku cheen liya woh girrne se toh bachgaya lekin Chaaku mujhe degaya.. Woh khudko sambhaal paata usase pehle main uski taraf badha or uske hath par waar kiya kaafi sahi Chaaku tha balanced ekdum kyunki Cut uski hatheli (palm) se hotey hue elbow takk pohanch gaya.. Woh chilaatey hue piche hatta.. Ab yahi galati kardi ussne.. Fight k time piche nahi hattana left hatto right hatto lekin piche nahi.. Iska faayda uthaatey hue main uski taraf kudda or chaaku uski neck or shoulder k bichon bich ghonp diya.. Woh gand faad chilaaya woh woh nahi wahaan mojjud Ladkiyaan bhi chilaai..Jaan se nahi maarna tha Inko I mean koi dikkat nahi thi main jo bhi kar raha tha self defense mein he kar raha tha lekin still befaltu court wagairaah Jaana paddega.. Woh niche baithgaya or maine jhatke k sath chaaku nikaala or uska hath pakkada..
Main-Jyaada bada gunda horaha hai..? Bata toh..??
Woh karhaane k alaawa kuch nahi bola.. Issliye maine uska hath pakkada or chaaku uske hath k aar paar kar diya woh or jyada chilllaaya then maine chaaku nikaal bhenchod hath mein chedd kardiya uske.. Woh niche girr gaya..
Rohit-Video banaata hai bc..
Ye bol Rohit ne kissi kaa phone maara faink k.. Bhenchod ne sewer mein he faink diya seedha ...
Then main piche mudda toh woh Vikram mere pairon mein girr gaya..
Vikram-Bhai bhai.. Galati hogaya.. Bhai...
Main-naa naa gunda haina tu.. Khadda ho.. A Ravi idhar aa toh.
Ravi jo Abhi tak apna elbow pakkadey baitha tha woh mere saamne aaya..
Main-Ab laga hath usko..
Vikram-Bhai mujhe maalum nahi tha aapke sath hai woh... Kasam se bhai..
Main-Mere sath nahi hai woh mera bhai hai..
Ye bolke maine apne pair usase chhudwaaye or ek laat di uske thobdey par.. Bhenchod face plane hogaya hoga uska.. Khoon k chintey uddey hawa mein.. Woh fir gaya niche.. Or niche girrtey he ek laat maari uske lawde par.. Woh fir utha munh se khoon ugaltey hue or dono hathon se apna lawda pakad liya.. Or mujhe fir Milla invitation maine again di uske munh par laat.. Abki baar fir Gaya Woh niche.. Doobara nahi utha.. Try takk na ki.. Tabtak woh jo last banda tha jisko Ravi or Rohit ne maara tha woh ladkhadaatey hue uthaa or mere piche se waar karna caaha ussne.. . Lekin main thehra puraana paapi.. Jaise he bhanak lagi mujhe main jhatke se mudda niche jukha uska war gaya khaali or maine daag diya woh chaaku uski jhaang mein itani power se ki chaaku kaa Handel Handel Bahaar reh gaya woh gand faad chilaaya or chilaatey hue piche hatta jisase woh chaaku jhaang mein he rehgaya.. Lekin piche hattne se pehle main uchala or ek flying kick di uske thobdey par.. Splat karke woh niche girta bhenchod... Mouka takk naa Tha uske pass react karne kaa.. And all down.. Main uski taraf gaya chaaku nikaala.. Woh bechaara darr gaya or piche ko rengney laga niche paddey-2..
Nicki-AP stop... He is down..
Main-Fewwww..?!!! That was entertaining..
Mujhe laga sab over hogaya lekin tabhi 2 bandey mujhe bhaagte hue meri taraf aatey dikhe.. Dono k hath mein hockey sticks thi. Ye kahaan se aaye.. Car wagairaah mein Honge.. Lekin jiss hissab se woh bhaagte hue aarahe they uss hissab se gandu he they ye bhi.. Issliye main thoda side hatta toh wahaan ek bike khaddi thi or bike k uppar helmet tanga Tha maine helmet nikaala or jaise he aage waala banda mere close aaya maine woh helmet maara uske thobdey par faink k.. Woh apni speed mein itana busy Tha ki bhenchod jabtak usse realize hua ki ek helmet uski Taraf Aaraha hai tabtak woh helmet uske thobdey par lag chuka tha or ek baat bataadun helmet bahot jyaada jor se lagta hai specially jab aapne puri power se faink k maara ho.. Woh banda lagtey he filmy type hawa mein uchala or munh k ball girra uski hockey stick gayi hawa mein... Maine socha hawa mein he catch karlun and ussi se dusare ko maarun toh ekdum cool scene hoga.. Lekin main uss takk pohanchta tabtak woh niche girr gayi.. Lekin tabtak woh 2nd banda mere close aagaya tha ussne full speed se ghumaai apni stick itani speed se ki agar meri khopdi par lagjaati toh insta death hojaani thi meri... Lekin main jukh gaya or uska waar gaya khaali or waar k sath - 2 woh bhi pura ghum gaya iss bich maine woh stick niche se uthaai or jaise he woh banda seedha hota maine dee uske munh par jyaada tejj nahi lekin itani jarur lagi ki woh piche ki taraf hatta.. Naak se khoon nikala uske... ussne pata nahi kyun apna khoon poncha hath se or usko dekhne laga... Shayad film wagairaah bahot dekhta hai.. Lekin maine mouka waste nahi kiya woh pose mein busy Tha iss bich maine kiya ek or waar abki baar jor se uski ribs par... Uss waar ki taakat kaa andaaja isase lagaalo ki woh lagtey he tedha hoke dharti se uppar ko uchala and then niche girra.. Uff... Bechaare ki passliyaan gayi hongi saari ki saari.. Tabtak woh helmet waala khadda hua lekin khadda hoke kuch kar paata usase pehle maine di woh stick uske ghutne par.. I am 100% sure uska ghutana chakkanna churr hogaya hoga.. Kyunki woh chilaatey hue niche baith gaya apna ghutana pakad k.. Or maine banaaya angel and then maara ek shot uske munh par.. Bhenchod k 3-4 daant to munh k andar he chale gaye power se.. Or woh bhi seedha lait gaya..
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