Update-186(Anaa)
Abeer-ohk then Redjohn is next...
Main-Sun mera phone de and mereko newspaper cuttings caahiye mere baare mein kya kya chappa pichle 3 din mein..taaki mere pass harr baat kaa jawaab ready ho log baag puchein toh..
Abeer-ohk. Le phone..
Maine Phone check Kiya kaafi calls they friends and family relatives k...messages they get well soon k.. Lekin ek naam tha jo highlight horaha tha mere liye woh tha Anaa... Uske kaafi messages and calls they..
Main-Anaa aai thi..?
Ami-Yep 2 baar lekin Ruhi ne mana kardiya as kissi outsider ko allowed nahi tha Jaana..
Abeer-Kaafi sensitive hai tereko leke woh..dekha maine desperate thi millne ko..
Main--I think she is the one Abeer...
Abeer-I think so too..
Ami-Same here.. Go for it.
Main-Filhaal toh tum dono go for a walk..
Ami or Abeer bahaar chale gaye and maine Anaa ko call kiya..
Main-Yello...
Anaa-AP...??
Main-yep the one and the only..
Anaa-oh my god.. How are you?? Theek ho...? What is happening..?
Main-Aaram se aaram se sans lelo thoda.. I am fine... I am in hospital... Nothing is happening...
Anaa- what happened..?
Main-wahi sab puraana kaam you know nothing new..
Anaa- I was so worried..
Main - No need to be worried.. I am chilling..
Anaa-but you said ki tumhe jo dhamki deraha tha woh Marr gaya then ye kya tha..
Main-Ye uska he sathi tha baaki rehgaya tha.. thankfully bachgaya main..
Anaa-Thank god.. Media wagairaah ne toh darra he diya tha..
Main - Media par dhyaan naa diya karo...
Anaa-Main aai thi millne but allowed nahi tha andar Jaana..
Main-Yep koi allowed nahi tha.. Security reasons..
Anaa-i can understand that.. So abhi mill shaktey hain...?
Main--Itani raat ko..?
Anaa-it's only 10 pm... I can be there in 10 minutes..
Main--Arrey nahi subah aaram se aajaana no problem abhi raat ko bhaagogi..
Anaa-It's ok i can come now..
Main--Anaa listen to me its 10 pm.. Its not safe.. Ok subah aajaana tum..
Anaa- but I want to see you...
Main--aaogi then millogi then waapis jaaogi 12 baj jaaenge..
Anaa-i can stay at night..
Main-Unfortunately there are no separate beds here.. I mean agar tum mere jaise patient k sath sona caahti ho then tum aa shakti ho..
Anaa-i can manage..
Main-my bad that sounded very vulgar.. Lol..
Anaa-So aa shakti hun main..?
Main-Subah dekhlena baba..waise bhi abhi medicines denge toh main so he jaaunga...
Anaa- early morning then..?
Main-Yep sure..
Anaa-Pakka..?
Main-Ofcourse...
Anaa-Ok then..i will be there..
Main-OK..
Anaa-Dwaai wagairaah theek se lelena..
Main-Sure...
Anaa-Or rest karna..
Main-Naa naa rest kaisa hospital mein he fight club organize karwaa raha hun....
Anaa-i am sure tum woh bhi karwaa shaktey ho..
Main-Lol...
Anaa-OK I'll see you tomorrow morning.. Abhi rest karo..
Main-OK bye..
Anaa-Bye Good Night...
Call disconnected..
Damn bhenchod itani desperate hai Millne k liye it means the feeling is mutual..
Uske baad maine Newspaper cuttings dekhi unsabka nichod ye chappa tha..
Ki Kaali or Parveen dono millke he gang chala rahe they Kaali ne Parveen k sath he millke Balwan or uske aadmiyon ko marwaa diya jinhe reality mein Chang Ami ne maara tha then Parveen or Kaali ne mujhe target kiya... Kaali ne mujhe akela bandh karke fight ki jisme kaali maara gaya and main kaafi injured tha.. Icu mein bataaya jaa raha tha.. Lekin ek aadh newspaper waale bolrahe they main coma mein hun ek aadh bolraha Tha main bilkul theek hun bus bed rest par hun.. Then kaali k kand bhi they past waale kaise woh ek organ trader tha saikdon logon ko maarke gayab hogaya tha woh then firse waapis aaya or Mujhe maarke Crime world ki gaddi par baith Jaana caahta tha woh.. Then meri tareefon k pull baandhey gaye they bc maja aagaya padhke.. Log baag fan hogaye they firse.. Opposition waale fir ro rahe they woh rotey he rahenge i dont give a fuck.. Uske baad maine dawaai Lee then so gaya... Or ab aai chain ki nind haaaash bhenchod finally hospital bed bhi ghar jaisa feel horaha tha.. Subah early morning Abeer ne mujhe jagaya..
Main-Kya haibe lawde...
Abeer-Teri setting aai hai..
Main-Kon bc..
Abeer-woh raajypaal ki laundiya...
Main-what the fuck subah 6.30 baje..
Abeer-mereko bataake thodi aai hai gandu bol andar bhejun yaa nahi...
Main-Bhejdey..
Abeer-Ok...
Main bed par baith gaya or Abeer Bahaar chala gaya then Anaa aai andar mast black and brownish suit pehnke subah subah bhi maal he lag rahi thi woh.. Kuch derr toh ussne meri tutti futti body ko ghurra then boli..
Anaa-Oh my god.. Kaafi chot lagi hain tumhe toh..
Main- naa not that bad..
Anaa mere bagal mein lagi chair par baithi..
Main-So how's life..?
Anaa- kind of good.. Not interesting as yours..
Main-Agar itane din hospital mein rehna interesting lagta hai toh you can surely try my life..
Anaa- no thanks... kab discharge hoge tum..??
Main-Umm i dont know doctor aaegi tab bataaegi..
Anaa-How are you feeling...?
Main - I am fine now..
Anaa - OK AP can I ask you a question..?
Main-Yeah sure...
Anaa-Beshak jawaab Matt dena lekin agar derahe ho toh please sach he bolna... Kya tum safe ho ab..? Kya tumhaare sab enemies khatam hochuke..? Maine pehle bhi tumse ye question pucha hai and harr baar jo jawaab diya tumne aage uska opposite he hua hai.. So I want you to be completely honest with me.. Sach sach bataao agar mujhe apna dost maantey ho toh..
Main-listen Anaa main koi aam ladka nahi hun I have done some really fucked up shit in my life.. I have pissed hundreds of people maybe thousands of people ... Believe me north India mein aisi koi jagah nahi hai jahaan mere enemies naa hon.. Hajaaron log mereko jinda nahi dekhna caahtey.. They Hate me so much that I cant even describe that..issliye mere dushman kabhi khatam nahi honge I mean never.. But ek baat main tumhe promise kar shakta hun wohlog mera kuch bhi nahi bigaad paaenge.. Thats the fact right there.... Wohlog aatey rahenge or jaisa baaki kaa haal hua hai woh sabka hota rahega but ek cheej jo hummesa common rahegi woh hai I will be the last man standing always....
Anaa- you are something else AP.. Your confidence levels are out of this universe.
Maine aisa kuch pehle nahi dekha..
Main-Pehle mujhse milli bhi kahaan thi tum..
Anaa - heheh.. Anyways thanks for being honest with me.. I appreciate that..
Main-Off course.. Anytime..
Tabhi woh Doctor Reena wahaan aagayi.. Bc mereko yahi doctor kyun milti hai..
Reena-Good Morning AP...
Main-Morning Reena.. Ek baat batao tumhe special mere liye he rakha gaya hai kya iss hospital mein..
Reena-he hehe... Aisa he lagaalo.. By the way kya time aagaya Hai Tumhaare liye specially main duty time se 2.5 ghantey pehle aai hun and you are still rude to me.. Achaa ye bataao jab bhi maine tumhaara treatment kiya hai harr baar tum time se pehle theek hue ho yaa nahi..
Main-waise dekha jaae toh ye baat bhi sahi hai Tumhaari.. Ilaaj badhiya kardeti ho tum thanks for that..lekin discharge kyun nahi karti pyaar wyaar hogaya hai kya merese...
Ye sukar woh jorse hanspaddi.. Anaa ko bhi hansi aagayi..
Reena-For your kind information I am married Mr. AP...
Main-My bad.. So bataao kab discharge karogi please please jaldi kardo..
Anaa-Itani jaldi kya hai tumhe aaram se theek hojaao then chale Jaana..
Main-hospital mein mereko sans lene mein dikkat hoti hai.
Reena-I mean if you promise me ki tum next 72 hours takk bed rest loge toh main discharge kar dungi aaj he tumhe..
Main-Oh i promise you that.. 3 din toh nind mein nikal jaaenge..
Reena-Uske Liye mereko aapki Babhi or Ruhi madam se baat karni padegi...
Main-Jaldi karo toh...
Reena-OK AP...
Ye bolke woh wahaan se chali gayi..
Main - Haash...
Anaa-You are such a Stupid person..
Main-No i am not..
Anaa-Yes you are..
Main-No i am not..
Anaa-Yess you are..
Main-No i am not..
Anaa-Yesssw you areeeee..
Main-No i am notttttttttttt....Stop it mera sir Dard karne lag jaaega..
Anaa-hehe... AP abhi agar tumne next 3 days bed rest nahi liya naa toh dekhlena merese bura koi nahi hoga... Agar mujhe pata chala ki tumne kuch bhi ulta seedha kiya in 3 din mein toh main chhodungi nahi tumhe..
Main-Don't worry a bit..tumhe college nahi Jaana aaj..
Anaa-Jaana Hai..
Main-Jaao toh late nahi horaha..
Anaa-Oh shit.. Bhulgayi thi main toh.. Listen AP take rest and get well soon.. I'll call you..
Main-Yep.. Thanks...
Anaa-Bye...
Ye bolke Anaa wahaan se chali gayi or thodi derr baad woh Doctor Or Ruhi mere pass aaye unhone mujhe 1.5 million instructions or kareeb 234 Kil9 medicines deke dopehar takk discharge kardiya..Or Main Abeer and Ami k sath ghar aaya jahaan sabne mera welcome kiya.. Filhaal mere body ki haalat kuch iss parkaar thi Sir Dard kar raha tha chot k kaaran chot itani gehri nahi thi but still itana time drugs mein Rehne k baad sir waise bhi Dard kar raha tha.. Mera uppar waala honth cut hua tha ek side se meri right aankh sujji hui thi.. Mera hand jo dislocated tha fix hochuka tha but abhi bhi movement slow he thi.. Then meri Right taang mein bhi Dard tha... Baaki Sab theek tha.. Matlab theek se chalne firne k liye kam se kam 2 din lagenge... Nice dude nice..
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