Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

[Iron Man]

Update-200(The Blowjob Of A Lifetime)

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Uske baad main bahaar aagaya hall se aage lawn mein Vinny Baitha tha wahaan Chair par main baith gaya baaki log sab piche chale gaye Khaana Khaane..

Vinny-Kaisa raha Sir..?? Maangaye..?

Main-Maanenge kyun nahi gand mein goli maarta wahaan andar he..

Vinny-Ye bhi hai.. Lekin easily Maan gaye woh sahi hai..

Main-Haan ye bhi hai warna fir ek aadh ko thokna padta aata jaata kuch nahi time waste hojaata..

Vinny - By the way mujhe Parson waale case k baare mein pata chala and I must say you are getting more and More Intelligent day by day..

Main-Yo..

Main or Vinny wahaan 35-40 minutes takk baithey they ekka dukka log Khaana khaake nikalne lage they jaatey-2 namastey wagairaah karteh jaarahe they.. Then Woh Jo Secretary thi unki Kya Naam tha Haan Monali woh meri taraf aai.. Or bc woh meri taraf chalti aarahi thi toh uske ye bade bade aam alag he uchal kudd kar rahe they.. Kehna padega bandi maal hai..

Mona-Hello Sir..

Main - Hello madam..

Mona-Kya main aapke 2 minutes le shakti hun??

Main-bolo..

Mona - thoda private mein better rahega..

Main - Pakka?

Mona-Ji..

Main-OK.. Vinny...

Vinny ne ishaara samjha or khadda hoke uski checking karne laga bhenchod kahin kuch ulta pulta naa lerakhi ho gand Marr jaae..

Mona - Come on AP ji aapko hurt karke kahaan jaaenge humlog..

Main-Ghar jaaogi or kahaan jaaogi..

Vinny-Clear boss..

Main-Thanks Vinny.. Come on..

Ye kehke main andar ki taraf chal diya or woh mere sath sath andar aai.. Andar humlog ek room mein aaye jahaan sofas wagairaah lage they.. Main Sofa par baitha toh woh mere saamne baithi..

Main-Ji Madam boliye..

Mona- Aapko toh maalum he hai ye jo baatein aapne Inko bataai hain yelog aaj nahi toh kal bhool he jaaenge.. Or aapke pith piche kaam suru kardenge..

Main- Koi naa maare jaaenge..

Mona- lekin aapko pata he nahi chalega toh marenge kaise..

Main-oho ho ho.. Aisa hai.. Ye toh fir dikkat hojaaegi..

Mona-Main actually ye kehna caah rahi hun ki aapko ek andar kaa banda caahiye for sure jo in sab ko daily dekhta ho jaanta ho pehchaanta ho..

Main-Achyaa ji..

Mona-Ji or iss kaam mein merese better banda koi hai nahi..

Ye boltey boltey woh mere waale sofa par aagayi or mujhe satt k baithi.. Lol.. Loundiya mujhe seduce karne kaa try kar rahi thi.. Usne apna hath meri jaangh par rakha.. Or aage bolna suru kiya.. Bhenchod even tone bhi seductive hogayi thi uski..

Mona-Toh main aapke liye ek offer leke aai hun..

Main-Sun raha hun main..

Mona-Mujhe aapka partner banalo.. Yelog kab kya kahaan kyun kaise kartey hain sab khabar aap takk pohanchti rahegi..

Ye sun mujhe hansi aagayi.. Or udhar uska hath meri jaangh par chalne laga..

Main-Ahahaha.. Partner..?? Tumhe maalum Hai main kon hun..? Tumhaari aukaat hai mere partner banananey ki..??


Mona- Toh aap boliye kya banaana caahoge mujhe..??

Main- Kuch nahi mujhe jarurat nahi hai..?

Mona- dekhlijiye AP ji Bahot kaam aashakti hun main.. Or humessa loyal rahungi..

Main--Not convincing...

Mona- belive me bahot important cheej hun main.. Ek baar trust karke dekhiye kabhi nahi pachtaoge aap.. Aapke he under rahungi humessa jo post doge wahi nibhaaungi..jitana denge utane mein he khuss rahungi.. Bus ek boti fainkdoge ussi mein khuss hun main toh.. Bus aapka hath caahiye....

Ye bolke ussne meri pant ki chain kholi... I know woh mujhe seduce kar rahi thi or AP aisa banda nahi hai jo apne lawde se soche nope main bus usse parakh raha tha or Agar iss time woh meri chain kholne ki bajaaye kiss k liye jaati toh abhi isko nikaal fainkta yahaan se.. Lekin woh samajhdaar thi usse maalum tha woh mere under rehna chaahti thi jo post main dun woh khussi khussi lelegi.. Issliye ussne sabse niche se suru kiya.. Iska matlab meri slave banana chaahti thi woh or dusri side apna faayda uthana chaahti thi... Hmm interesting.. Kaam ki aurat hai....

Main ye sab sochraha tha tabtak ussne mere Lund bahaar nikaal liya tha.. Bhenchod najane kitane he time baad female touch Milla tha like 6-7 maheene hochuke they bc.. Last time jo kiya tha woh maine he kiya tha 1.0 toh gandu hai usase kuch hone waala tha nahi..

Woh mere pairon mein aai or apna munh khola ekdum seductive type mein or pehle uppar waale hisse par kisses ki bochaar kardi ussne then Lund k uppar waale hisse ko apne munh mein daala.. Jo bhi ho loundiya ko pata hai kya kar rahi hai.. Ye kartey hue woh meri aankhon Mein dekh rahi thi maano kehrahi ho please rakhlo mujhe...5 seconds baad Mera aadha lund uske munh mein tha.. Ab itani bhaagdoud k baad ek blowjob mill jaae toh kiska kya jaata hai...

Mona-Toh kya socha AP ji aapne..

Ye bolke fir woh niche jukhi or mera Lund kulfi k maafik andar bahaar karne lagi.. Pura toh nahi aaraha tha lekin koshish puri thi uski..

Main-Sochraha hun kaam toh tu aaegi.. Lekin tere laayak post kya rahegi.. Tu khud soch kya post legi tu.. Lekin dhyaan se sochna ek he naam sununga main or Agar passand naa aaya toh bich mein he nikal Jaana..

Mona-unmmm!

Glup flip Glup grrhrheh glup.. Bhenchod aisi sounds nikal rahi thi ki likhun kaise samajh naa aaraha.. Lekin jo bhi ho maja bahot aaraha tha..

Mona - Khabri..? Crime ki duniya mein Aapki personal Maid..? Aapka Saara chota kaam main niptaadungi.. Ymmymymmm... Ymmymymmm... Aap jo bologe crime world mein wahi hoga.. Jind, Bhiwani, Rohtak, Charkhi Dadri Or Rohtak 5on districts mein Mera kaam chalta hai Chandigarh mein Mera Bhai hai toh woh bhi apna he hai.. Ye jo aaj aaye hain ye sab mere bina kuch nahi kar shaktey..

Ye bolke woh uppar ki taraf aane lagi.. Naa beta naa itana shyaanpatti nahi.. Uppar ki aukaat abhi hai nahi Tumhaari.. Maine uski khopaddi par hath rakha or usse waapis niche ki taraf kardiya..ispar uske cehre par ek muskaan fail gayi or fir lag gayi woh kaam par.. Jo bhi ho maja bahot aaraha tha like mahool set tha ekdum..

Main-OK done..

Ye sunke woh ekdum se excited hogayi itani excited ki ekdum se uppar uthne k chakkar mein uske dant mere Bechaare lund par lag gaye.. Jiska ehsaas usse bhi hua..

Mona-Sorry...

And then woh double speed se lag gayi.. Uffff... Room kaa temperature bhenchod ekdum se badh gaya tha.. Mera Lund bhenchod bijli ki speed se uske munh k andar bahaar horaha tha.. Ab itane time se maal nahi nikala tha toh jaldi nikalna laajmi tha.. Uppar se speed itani thi uski ki bus main alag he jagah pohanch gaya tha..

Gullpp-gulplupgglup... Hrhrhrhr...

Or then ek jhatke k sath maine saara maal uske munh mein chhod diya.. Or maal itana tha ki ek baar ko toh uske munh mein bhi naa aaya or thoda bahot uss sofa par girr gaya baaki ko woh safa chatt kargayi...

Tabhi mera mobile vibrate hua Maine dekha toh Chang kaa message tha "Done And Dusted".. Bhenchod Chang Bhi aajkal full form mein rehta hai 1 ghanta or 20 minutes mein ussne khatam he kardiya bc gajab..

Ab maine dhyaan diya Mona par.. Usko warn karna bhi jaruri tha..

Main-Dhyaan rakhna Jiss din tu mere khilaaf gayi tujhe toh maarunga he sath sath tere pure pariwaar ko jinda jalla dunga.. Meri dushmani toh khatarnaak hoti he hai lekin meri dosti or bhi jyaada khatarnaak hai..



Mona-Chinta matt kariye AP ji ye sab maalum Hai mujhe meri taraf se koi shikayat nahi aaegi aapko...

Main-Faayde mein rahogi..

Mona-Aapka mobile number de dijiye jahan main aapse contact mein reh shakun..

Maine usko apna number diya..

Main-Ye saaf kardena koi saboot nahi caahiye mujhe..

Maine sofa par pade mere virya ki taraf ishaara kartey hue kahaa.. Usse kaafi awkward laga aajtak ussne logon ko ungaliyon par nachaaya tha aaj khud naach rahi thi awkward toh lagega he.. Lekin karna toh padega dada..

Uske baad main bahaar aagaya Vinny k pass toh wahaan par Vinny toh tha nahi uski jagah Woh Chairman Parmish Bhatt or 5-6 log apna munh faade khadey they unko maano shock dediya ho kissi ne electric woh bhi...

Main-Kya hua re aise kya kar rahe ho??

Parmish-B. B. B. Bhai Aap woh wha.. ..

Main-Kya hua be theek se bol na...

Parmish-Devender or Bunty maare gaye bhai..

Main-Achaa haina fir kya dikkat Hai..

Parmish-Itani jaldi gb. BBHai aap Mahaan ho..

Main-Chup be mera Naam Matt le.. Koi maar gaya hoga.. Bus ye dhyaan rakhna tum mein se koi agar bakchodi kiya toh Bunty or Devender jaisa haal tumhaara hoga.. Bhenchod khud unhe naa Pata hoga marre kaise baakiyon ki toh baat chhod...

Parmish-Khuleaam bhai.. Aisa toh humlog bhi nahi kar shaktey...

Main-Tumhaari aukaat bhi nahi hai ab chup chaap raho bhosdk... Or ye bata ye Monali kaa kya scene hai???


Parmi - Chaalu aurat hai bhai.. Iska baap Isase pehle Gaddi par tha kaafi lambi chaudi crime history hai Inki..Extortion, kidnappings, black money,Gold Smuggling, Avaidh khanan ( अवैध खनन) ye sab hai bhai.. Shyaani hai logon ko hath lagaati hai lekin munh takk nahi lejaati.. Aapko bhi behla rahi hogi..
Main-Ahahahaha.. Haan....lekin AP bhenchod aisa banda nahi jo lawde se decision le main dur he rehta aisi balla se.. Tu sun dhyaan rakhna ispar Kuch jyaada he chaalu hai.. Lekin kaam aaegi apne..
Parmish-Jaisa aap kaho bhai.. Or bhai hum sab Keh rahe they ki Woh Bunty or Babli k area kaa kya?? Or uske badle mein aapko kya caahiye???
Main-bhosdk hitman hun main Tumhaari aukaat hai mujhe kuch dene ki.. Area mere under rahega aadha tu dekh or aadha ye laundiya Mona ko de.. Profit 10 % tera 10% uss Mona kaa baaki sab gangs mein baraabar baraabar baantdena...
Ye sun unki aankhein khul gayi bhenchod maano khajaana milgaya ho..
Parmi-Dhanywaad maai baap..
Main-Or rahi baat mujhe kya caahiye jab time aaega main khud lelunga tumse.. Mana nahi kar paaega dekhlena..
Parmi-Mana karunga bhi nahi bhai....
Main-Shabbas..

Uske baad main wahaan se aagaya Haweli sab scene set tha.. Shyam takk media mein fail gayi ye baat.. Sab sach sach he faila tha.. Ki maine kaise meeting bulwaai gundon ki or kaise unhe instructions diye ki Red john hai tabtak shant rahein.. Meri language or dhamkiyaan nahi chappi thi or naa he Bunty or Devender k murder k sath mera koi connection chappa tha.. Bus logon ko topic milgaya tha ki AP criminals k sath meetings kar raha hai samajhdaar log samjh gaye ki kyun meetings kar raha hai baaki chutiye toh fir chutiye rahenge he.. Ab Baat ye thi ki Mere Or Red John k bichmein koi nahi aaega...
Continued..

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[Iron Man]

Update-201(Do Not Mess With Me)


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Haweli aaya main toh seedha room mein aaya and then Dinner k time he waapis niche aaya.. Dinner k Time Ravi Babhi Main Meenu Or Rishi he they.. Sam apne ghar gaya tha uske dad ki security arrangements karwaane k liye.. Waise unke pass already bahot security hai but still humaari security bhi jaruri thi..

Babhi - Sun tune bola abhi next kuch din shanti rahegi..?

Main-Haan Kuch Naa karega RJ abhi..

Babhi-Toh kal college chala Jaana chup chaap..

Main-What the fuck college kyun..?? I hate college main naa Jaane waala..

Babhi-What do you mean college kyun?? Kyun jaatey hain college..?? Or tu kabse hate karne laga college tujhe toh passand tha college..

Then mujhe realise hua ki main kon hun.. Tab maine baat palti..

Main-Joke Tha babhi.. Chala jaaunga Kal..

Babhi-Aise serious face leke joke kaise karleta hai mujhe bhi seekha..

Main-Ye bhi art hai ek..

Fuck it's 2020 kon college jaata hai bhenchod ab.. Kya gandugiri hoti hai wahaan.. By the way college jaake waapis nikal lunga Nicki mam ko shakal dikhaa k bus hogaya kaam.. Issi bahaane unhe or Riti mam ko trackers bhi dedunga and then waapis..

Dinner k baad main so gaya and next day college time uthaa... Fresh hoke niche aaya toh Ravi bhi ready he tha breakfast kiya and then Bahaar aaye... Bike kaa mood tha Ravi kaa toh ussne Bike nikaali and humlog nikale college k liye.. College pohanchey toh gate par kaafi bheed thi.. Student log maala wagairaah liye khadey they.. Humein Rohit gate par he Milla.. Uske alaawa puri Abhi gang or kaafi students mojjud they wahaan par..

Main-Kya hua be..?

Rohit-Londa all Asia Judo mein gold laaya Hai apne college kaa.. Sunil..

Ravi-Ye kon..??

Rohit- Ye Shubham k sath rehta tha jo pehle Thoda sanwla saa hai.. Jiski naak ki haddi nahi haibe..

Ravi-oh Haan..

Rohit-Ussi k welcome k liye khadey hain sablog..

Main - Thank god matlab no class today..?

Rohit-Most probably nahi..

Ravi - Toh ye Abhi gang ek side kyun khaddi hai..?

Rohit-Woh seniors kaa banda haina toh unlog ne seniors ko karne diya sab.. Achaa hai jo..

Ravi-Cool..

Main-Gajab.. Main Nicki mam se millke aata hun...

Rohit-Yahin hai.. Woh dekh udhar side mein.. Abhi gang k piche..

Maine dekha toh udhar Abhi, Ashish, Lucky, Sana, Arushi, Mouni or Anaa khadey they.. Unhi k sath Nicki mam or Riti mam khadey they... Toh main unki side aaya..

Ashish - OH ye dekho bade bhaisahaab aaye hain.. Kaise ho sir..

Main-Badhiya..

Ashish - kaafi kharonch lagi hain cehre par bc..

Main-Saamne waale ko isase kahin jyaada lagi thi..

Ashish - Hell yeah..

Wahaan se main Nicki madam k side aane laga toh Nicki Or Riti madam Kissi k sath baat karne lagi toh main ek side wait karne laga.. Toh Anaa mere pass aai... Ye setting hai by the way meri.. I mean 1.0 ki.. Dikhne mein toh bhayanak hai bc wait kiska kar raha haibe 1.0.. Isase durr he rehtey hain bc roega warna woh.. Bhaichaare k bich ladki nahi aani caahiye.. Kyunbe 1.0 sahi bola naa..

Anaa-Hi...

Main-Hello..

Anaa-How are you..??

Main - Fine fine.. What about you..?


Anaa-Theek thaak.. So what's up?? Something happened..?

Main-No not at all.. All good.. Kyun kya hua..?

Anaa- I mean you are not answering to my calls or messages.. That's why I asked..

Main-Oh that. Actually pichle kuch din mein bahot jyaada stuff hogaya hai and I am very much tired from that uske sath sath pura din kaam mein nikalta hai..

Anaa-Its ok its ok.. Chill take some rest.. Woh toh main bus puch rahi thi ki kuch hua toh nahi..

Main-Naa naa..

Anaa-Tumhe pata haina dukh baantney se kam hota hai..

Main-I belive baantney se jyaada hota hai.... Jyaada jagah failta hai..

Anaa-Matlab dukhi toh ho tum..

Main-Not sure actually..

Anaa-It's ok mujhe bataa shaktey ho tum.. Tumhaare secrets safe rahenge mere pass...

Main - Mere secrets bahot jyaada dark hain Anaa itane dark ki woh din ko raat mein badal shaktey hain.. Issliye main apne pass he rakhta hun and I don't want to talk about it..

Anaa-It's ok agar tum nahi caahtey toh.. I can't force you...

Main-No one can.. Give me a minute mujhe Nicki mam se kaam Hai..

Anaa-Sure..

Ye bolke main Mam k pass aaya..

Nicki-Morning AP..

Main-Morning.. Morning Riti man.

Riti-Morning..

Main-Here take this..

Maine ek - ek tracker unko diya active karke.. Jo bahot chota tha like naakhoon(Nails) jitana..

Riti-What's this..?

Main-It's a tracker basically..

Riti-Or humein iski jarurat kyun hai..?

Main-For safety purposes.. I mean Red John apne peak par hai so he can target anyone.. Specially people close to me issliye.. Waise toh isko 24×7 monitor karenge guards lekin still agar koi problem hai toh isko jor se press kardena.. Humein alert miljaaega.. 24×7 aap dono k pass hona caahiye ye.. I don't care kya kar rahe ho aap just apne sath rakho..

Nicki-Serious hai kya matter..?


Main-Jyaada nahi..lekin mujhe risk nahi caahiye..

"AP"...

Ye sun main piche mudda toh piche ek 32-35 age kaa ek patla saa aadmi khadda tha... Or uske sath 3 bandey or they.. Jo sab shakal se he gundey lag rahe they.. Sab hattey kattey they..

Main-Haan..

Aadmi-Mera Naam Vikram hai or main Manish Sehrawat kaa Manager hun..

Manish Sehrawat hmm naam kahaan suna tha iska.. Hmmm.. Ek second flashback.. Oh Haan.. Ye un 3 mein se tha Bunty or Devender k sath.. Woh 2 toh maare gaye ye safe tha toh baksh diya tha..

Main-Baadmein aana..


Vikram-Bhai ek baar jarra Phone par baat karlo Manish bhai se 1 minute k liye..

Main-Baadmein bola naa be dikh nahi raha kya busy hun..

Ye bolke main waapis mudda or woh phone par bola "Bhai Nahi kar raha baat"...


Main-So main kahaan tha actually Haan main risk nahi lena caahta issliye 24×7 ye apne sath rakhna..


Vikram-Bhai..? Ek minute ki baat hai..

Tabhi Ravi or Rohit wahaan aagaye..

Ravi-Laa main karun baat..?

Vikram-Nahi tum kon..? Keval AP bhai se baat karwaani hai...

Ravi-AP nahi karega..

Rohit-Abtoh bilkul nahi karega.. Pencho tu hai kon humaare college k saamne humse he shyaanpatti...

Vikram-Beta ye jawaani k 4din humaare andar se bhi gaye hain.. Apni pant se bahaar Matt niklo..


Nicki-Kon hai AP kya horaha hai..?

Main-Hoga koi Chhodo aap ye dekho kaise activate karna hai emergency mein..

Ab Rohit Loud hua toh sablog kaa dhyaan humaari taraf gaya.. Saare students jhoom k khaddey hogaye.. Rohit Ravi ko shayad jaantey nahi they wohlog kyunki mujhe jiss hissab se bula rahe they uss hissab se Humse fattaty hai unki...


Vikram-AP bhai..?


Rohit- Teri bhains kaa andaa maarun suna nahi kya be.. Chal nikal program hai idhar befaltu time kharaab naa kar..

Ab unmein se ek ne ki galati bahot badi galati ussne Taani Rohit par ek pistol or uss Vikram ne Ravi ko maara dhakka.. Pistol dekhtey he bheed hatti 4 kadam piche.. Or main toh wait he kar raha tha.. Harr 10-12 ghanton baad mere saree se frustration nikalti rahe toh badhiya rehta hai.. Or ye mouka millgaya tha mujhe...

Main jhatke se piche hatta or uss pistol waale k hath se itani speed se pistol chinni ki usko pata bhi nhi chala hua kya.. Or jaise he samjh paata maine ek right hand punch diya uske thobdey par jisme speed itani thi ki woh piche ki taraf jaa girra.. Then Khaddey khaddey he laat di uss vikram ki thuddi(chin) par woh bhi piche jaake girra filmy scene tha ekdum ussne hath mein jo phone pakkada tha woh gaya hawa mein bc..

Ab ye dekh woh last waale 2 aaye meri taraf.. Ab jagah kam thi toh pehle ek aaya jisko maine pass aane se pehle he pait mein kick di jisase woh aaya ghutano par or jaise he woh ghutano par aaya maine di ek bhayanak knee uske thobdey par jo itani jordaar thi ki woh pith k ball sapaat lait gaya jisase jo last banda meri side bhaaga aaraha tha woh takraaya or niche girra or girrtey he main kahaan uthne dene waala tha usko di bhenchod Galle par ek kick woh gaya niche... Ye seedha hospital he uthega ab.... Thoda saa or jor lagaadeta toh ye yahin dum Todd deta.. Tabtak woh pehle waala khadda hua uski naak tutt gayi thi khoon behraha tha pura.. Or iss bich mujhe ek percent bhi andaaja nahi tha main kahaan hun... Yaa aaju baaki kon hai.. Mujhe bus frustration nikaalni thi..ab woh 2 uth gaye mere saamne dono k thobdey khoon se bharrey they.. Lekin ek ko Rohit ne piche se kick di woh side ko hua toh wahaan Ravi ne ek elbow uski khopaddi mein jadd di.. Woh bhenchod niche baith gaya iss bich Ravi ne apne elbow jarur dislocate karwaa Lee hogi kyunki woh niche baith gaya bhenchod elbow pakkadke.. Lekin apna kaam Kar Gaya.. Ab last waala bacha akela Rohit usko bhi maar shakta tha lekin Uss bhenchod ne Chaaku nikaal liya apne juttey se.. Medium size kaa kaafi stylish Chaaku tha.. Jisase Rohit piche ko hatt gaya..

Main-Durr reh main dekhlunga..

Students kaafi piche hatt gaye they bc gand fatt gayi thi unki chaaku pistol dekh k..

Ab woh banda meri taraf mudda or fir chaaku se waar karne laga mujhpar.. wahi same puraana sab uppar maarna caaha Chaaku main jukha fir chest height par maarna caaha main piche Hattke bachaa..bhenchod samjh nahi aata jab chaaku chalaana nahi aata toh leke kyun aatey hain sath.. Main uska pattern samjh gaya tha issliye jaise he ussne uss Chaaku se mera galla Kaatna caaha main niche jukha or usko piche push kiya uska balance biggda or woh piche ko hatta jiska faayda uthake main khadda hua or jhatke se uske left hand se Chaaku cheen liya woh girrne se toh bachgaya lekin Chaaku mujhe degaya.. Woh khudko sambhaal paata usase pehle main uski taraf badha or uske hath par waar kiya kaafi sahi Chaaku tha balanced ekdum kyunki Cut uski hatheli (palm) se hotey hue elbow takk pohanch gaya.. Woh chilaatey hue piche hatta.. Ab yahi galati kardi ussne.. Fight k time piche nahi hattana left hatto right hatto lekin piche nahi.. Iska faayda uthaatey hue main uski taraf kudda or chaaku uski neck or shoulder k bichon bich ghonp diya.. Woh gand faad chilaaya woh woh nahi wahaan mojjud Ladkiyaan bhi chilaai..Jaan se nahi maarna tha Inko I mean koi dikkat nahi thi main jo bhi kar raha tha self defense mein he kar raha tha lekin still befaltu court wagairaah Jaana paddega.. Woh niche baithgaya or maine jhatke k sath chaaku nikaala or uska hath pakkada..

Main-Jyaada bada gunda horaha hai..? Bata toh..??


Woh karhaane k alaawa kuch nahi bola.. Issliye maine uska hath pakkada or chaaku uske hath k aar paar kar diya woh or jyada chilllaaya then maine chaaku nikaal bhenchod hath mein chedd kardiya uske.. Woh niche girr gaya..

Rohit-Video banaata hai bc..

Ye bol Rohit ne kissi kaa phone maara faink k.. Bhenchod ne sewer mein he faink diya seedha ...

Then main piche mudda toh woh Vikram mere pairon mein girr gaya..

Vikram-Bhai bhai.. Galati hogaya.. Bhai...

Main-naa naa gunda haina tu.. Khadda ho.. A Ravi idhar aa toh.

Ravi jo Abhi tak apna elbow pakkadey baitha tha woh mere saamne aaya..

Main-Ab laga hath usko..

Vikram-Bhai mujhe maalum nahi tha aapke sath hai woh... Kasam se bhai..

Main-Mere sath nahi hai woh mera bhai hai..

Ye bolke maine apne pair usase chhudwaaye or ek laat di uske thobdey par.. Bhenchod face plane hogaya hoga uska.. Khoon k chintey uddey hawa mein.. Woh fir gaya niche.. Or niche girrtey he ek laat maari uske lawde par.. Woh fir utha munh se khoon ugaltey hue or dono hathon se apna lawda pakad liya.. Or mujhe fir Milla invitation maine again di uske munh par laat.. Abki baar fir Gaya Woh niche.. Doobara nahi utha.. Try takk na ki.. Tabtak woh jo last banda tha jisko Ravi or Rohit ne maara tha woh ladkhadaatey hue uthaa or mere piche se waar karna caaha ussne.. . Lekin main thehra puraana paapi.. Jaise he bhanak lagi mujhe main jhatke se mudda niche jukha uska war gaya khaali or maine daag diya woh chaaku uski jhaang mein itani power se ki chaaku kaa Handel Handel Bahaar reh gaya woh gand faad chilaaya or chilaatey hue piche hatta jisase woh chaaku jhaang mein he rehgaya.. Lekin piche hattne se pehle main uchala or ek flying kick di uske thobdey par.. Splat karke woh niche girta bhenchod... Mouka takk naa Tha uske pass react karne kaa.. And all down.. Main uski taraf gaya chaaku nikaala.. Woh bechaara darr gaya or piche ko rengney laga niche paddey-2..

Nicki-AP stop... He is down..

Main-Fewwww..?!!! That was entertaining..

Mujhe laga sab over hogaya lekin tabhi 2 bandey mujhe bhaagte hue meri taraf aatey dikhe.. Dono k hath mein hockey sticks thi. Ye kahaan se aaye.. Car wagairaah mein Honge.. Lekin jiss hissab se woh bhaagte hue aarahe they uss hissab se gandu he they ye bhi.. Issliye main thoda side hatta toh wahaan ek bike khaddi thi or bike k uppar helmet tanga Tha maine helmet nikaala or jaise he aage waala banda mere close aaya maine woh helmet maara uske thobdey par faink k.. Woh apni speed mein itana busy Tha ki bhenchod jabtak usse realize hua ki ek helmet uski Taraf Aaraha hai tabtak woh helmet uske thobdey par lag chuka tha or ek baat bataadun helmet bahot jyaada jor se lagta hai specially jab aapne puri power se faink k maara ho.. Woh banda lagtey he filmy type hawa mein uchala or munh k ball girra uski hockey stick gayi hawa mein... Maine socha hawa mein he catch karlun and ussi se dusare ko maarun toh ekdum cool scene hoga.. Lekin main uss takk pohanchta tabtak woh niche girr gayi.. Lekin tabtak woh 2nd banda mere close aagaya tha ussne full speed se ghumaai apni stick itani speed se ki agar meri khopdi par lagjaati toh insta death hojaani thi meri... Lekin main jukh gaya or uska waar gaya khaali or waar k sath - 2 woh bhi pura ghum gaya iss bich maine woh stick niche se uthaai or jaise he woh banda seedha hota maine dee uske munh par jyaada tejj nahi lekin itani jarur lagi ki woh piche ki taraf hatta.. Naak se khoon nikala uske... ussne pata nahi kyun apna khoon poncha hath se or usko dekhne laga... Shayad film wagairaah bahot dekhta hai.. Lekin maine mouka waste nahi kiya woh pose mein busy Tha iss bich maine kiya ek or waar abki baar jor se uski ribs par... Uss waar ki taakat kaa andaaja isase lagaalo ki woh lagtey he tedha hoke dharti se uppar ko uchala and then niche girra.. Uff... Bechaare ki passliyaan gayi hongi saari ki saari.. Tabtak woh helmet waala khadda hua lekin khadda hoke kuch kar paata usase pehle maine di woh stick uske ghutne par.. I am 100% sure uska ghutana chakkanna churr hogaya hoga.. Kyunki woh chilaatey hue niche baith gaya apna ghutana pakad k.. Or maine banaaya angel and then maara ek shot uske munh par.. Bhenchod k 3-4 daant to munh k andar he chale gaye power se.. Or woh bhi seedha lait gaya..


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[Iron Man]

Update-202(The Fucking Contract Strikes)

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Main Mudda toh dekha sab sapaat laitey they Dard mein karhaa rahe they kuch fake bhi karhaa rahe they taaki or naa lage.. Aise he ek k pass main gaya jisko jyaada nahi lagi thi...Lekin usase pehle Nicki madam mere saamne aagayi..
Nicki-Bus hogaya stop it now.. Police aagayi hai..
Main-Police bhi toh apni he hai fikar not..
Main aage badha toh unhone piche se mera hath pakad liya..
Nicki- AP I said stop..
Or ye bolke unhone mere hath se stick leli.. Then Jiya wahaan aai uske sath kuch constables bhi they..
Jiya-Arrey rey rey.. Kya kardiya Janaab..
Main-5 minute rukk k naa aa shakti thi tu..
Jiya-Lo usme kya main toh abhi chali jaati hun kya dikkat Hai or fod lo..
Nicki- Jiya stop it.. Inko arrest karo..
Main-Naa arrest nahi karna ambulance mein daalo and that's it.. No case..
Ashish - case kyun nahi karega be isne pistol taani thi Tum par...
Main - Because I said so no case inka faisla kardiya Hai..
Jiya-OK boss Ambulance on the way hai..
Ye bolke main aaya Vikram k pass jo deewar kaa sahara leke padda tha almost behosh hone ko tha.. Ussi k side mein Anaa Abhi or Ajit khadey they... Anaa kaafi darri hui thi.. Anaa kya mostly girls darri hui thi..
Mujhe pass aata dekh Vikram ne hath jodd liye.. Uska pura thobda futta padda tha khoon se latpath pura.. Main uske saamne baitha..
Vikram-Galaaaattttti hogggggayi maaaaai baappppp.. Hath jodta hun chhod do..
Main- ye pata hai kyun maara..? Issliye nahi ki tune mere bhaiyon ko hath lagaaya.. Uske liye itana nahi maarta... Ye issliye maara ki maine invitation bheja or tu or Tera boss aaye nahi.. Kyun jyaada bada gunda hogaya kya..?
Vikram-BB.. B. Bhai unlog k sath banti nahi Manish ki issliye nahi aaye..
Main-Aaye jo naa aaye wahaan baithke mere khilaaf planning kar rahe ho.. Meri feelding lagaaoge tum..
Ye bolke maine baithey baithey he uska hath pakada then khadda hua or uspar taang rakh k uske hath ko marood diya.. Woh chilaaya shoulder se dislocate hogaya hoga hath.. Woh padda padda karwatein badalne laga..
Main--Or fir uske baad mere pass aake mujhe he bolrahe ki main Usase baat karlun?? Abe hai kon woh, hota kon hai woh jo main baat karun usase.. Baat karne kaa mouka diya tab aaya nahi or ab baat karun..?
Vikram- bhai humne kkkkkoi plan nahi kiya aapke khhhhilaaf... Devender or Buntyyy he they...
Main-Or ab kahaan hain woh dono????
Vikram-marrrr gaye bhhai..
Main-Toh ab ek kaam Kar Hospital jaa uske baad apne boss se mill or usko bata ki AP jo haina tere Baap kaa bhi baap hai issliye apni aukaat mein rahe... Drugs wagairaah chhod do or Bhaag jaao.. Aaj bachgaye ho doobara nahi mouka millega.. 1% bhi nahi..
Vikram-B.. B. B. Ol dunga bhai..
Main-Shabbas laa hospital toh jaa he raha hai dono hath he fix karwaalena..
Ye bolke maine uska dusara hath pakadna caaha toh ussne woh hath meri dono taangon mein fans liya..
Vikram-B. B. Bhai bus..
Main-Naa naa.. Bus yahaan kahaan woh toh bus stand se he millegi..
Maine uska hath nikaala mere pairon mein se kuch naa kar paaya bechaara.. Maine hath uthaaya uppar.. Or kuch kar paata usase pehle Anaa bol paddi..
Anaa-AP please no.. Please...
Maine uski taraf dekha toh woh bahot jyaada darri hui thi like bahot jyaada... Issliye pata nahi kya dimag mein aaya ki maine uska hath chhod diya.. Maybe 1.0 par daya aagayi... So maine uska hath chhoda..
Anaa-Thank you..
Maine uski taraf mundi Haan mein hilaayi..
Main-Jiya tag them and bag them.. Tu nikal le.. Constables dekhlenge..
Jiya-It's ok boss waise bhi free he hun main abhi aai hun ghar se..
Main-sab set kar aai???
Jiya-Yep..
Main-Gajab.. I'll see you soon....
Rohit-Subham tumlog continue karo program.. Good Luck..
Subh-Ji Bhai..
Ab itana badhiya scene ho or wahaan par huggne Principal naa aae aisa ho he nahi shakta woh seedha aaya mere pass... Frankly speaking mujhe 10 seconds lage pehchaananey mein usko ki hai kon woh.. As befaltu cheejein store karke main mind space naa bharta..
Principal-What the hell is this..?
Main-Seems like a party to me..
Principal- AP who do you think you are..? College ko kya samjha hai tumne..? You are suspended now permanently.. You are simply a goon not a student. You can't show your power here..
Main-Hello hello sans lo thoda first of all ye self defense tha secondly ye dekho ye hai college ki boundary or main hun yahaan yaani college k outside toh college k bahaar I can do whatever I want however I want.. Third I am AP.. Fourth Since you disrespected me and hurt my feelings so power dikhaaun..? Main tumhe 24 ghantey deta hun uske baad jab bhi mujhe dekho mujhe ek public apology letter caahiye mereko agar nahi diya toh you are fired..
Principal-Y. Y. Y. You can't fire me..
Main-Oh I sure can ...I can do whatever I want.. Why? Because I am AP.. Please hurry the clock is ticking.. Bye Have a good day..

Ye bolke college k gate ki taraf chal diya Principal ko kaato toh khoon nahi ek he jagah jamm gaya woh gandiya fatt gayi bhenchod halwa samjha hai kya its me 2.0 bitch humaare yahaan ye sab naa chalta..
Ab main andar ki taraf aaya toh wahaan Laxman khadda tha..
Main-Yahaan kya kar raha haibe aaja coffee peeladey andar..
Laxm-Aao maalik aao..
Main Ravi or Rohit aaye andar ki taraf.. Ravi bc abtak apni kohni ko pakkade chal raha tha.
Main-bhosdk jab buss kaa naa Hai toh kyun maara.. Tudwaalee naa.
Ravi-Lawda Mera tuttega bus thoda jorse laga toh Dard kar raha tutta bitta kuch nahi.. Bhai jo bhi ho maalum nahi tujhe kya hua hai lekin jo kuch bhi hua hai sahi he hua hai bhosdk gand faad di principal ki..
Rohit-Sab students k munh khul gaye they..
Main-Ab apology letter bhejega nahi toh ye gaya..
Rohit-Cool..
Humlog canteen mein aaye jo puri khaali thi Laxman coffee banaane laga toh humlog guffa mein aagaye and Cigarette jalaai..
Rohit-Bhosdk itana fast kaise hogaya tu..
Main - Practice makes a man perfect.. 1.5 saal yahi kiya hai ...
Rohit-jo bhi ho that was cool as fuck..
Ravi-True..
Cigarette Peeke bahaar aaye then coffee pee.. Bahaar shor Sharaaba chaalu hogaya tha woh lounda aagaya hoga thodi derr k conchle they ye.. Ab mera phone baja jo chang ka tha.. Ab yahaan takk shor jyaada tha issliye main uthke 5 minute kaa bolke canteen se Bahaar aagaya and then phone Pick kiya bahaar aake...
Main-Yo..
Chang-We have a problem boss..
Main - What..?
Chang - Well let's say Subu ko toh humne maardiya.. Sab theek hai High Command waalon ne naya banda Appoint kardiya Hai.
Main-yeah.. Dikkat bata baat naa ghuma..
Chang- OK listen Subu k pass Death Contract tha..
Main-Are you fucking kidding me right now..
Death Contract k baare mein thoda bataa dun actually ye high Command k chonchle hain basically ye LIC ki tarah hota hai yaani agar kissi k pass Contract hai or usse koi maardeta hai, koi bhi beshak Police yaa Army involve ho.. Toh Uss killer k uppar ek yaa ek se jyaada Assassins lagjaatey hain trained killers basically...Ab maine Subu ko maara Subu ofcourse bahot badi film thi or uske pass surely contact bhi kaafi bada hoga.. ab jiss bandey k sath ussne contract kiya hoga usko mereko tapkaana hai yaa khud tapak Jaana Hai Ek aadh jo corrupt hota hai woh pehle waale contract se jyaada paise leke Contract cancel bhi kar deta hai jo kaafi rare hai lekin hota hai.. Aise Kaafi Secret Groups hain or kaafi Single parties hain jo aise contract letey hain.. Lekin isme sabse bada Group hai "The Hounds Of Death" (HOD) jo Pure Asia mein faila hai wohlog Rules se chaltey hain or bahot Kam logon k sath Apna contact rakhtey hain lekin jisase contract letey hain woh pura kartey he hain.. And i am damn sure Subu jaise Gandu aadmi k pass HOD kaa Contract nahi hoga.. Or baaki kissi se mujhe farak nahi padta.. Baaki details in future..
Main-Kiske pass hai contract..? Ek hai yaa jyaada..?
Chang - 2 alag alag bandey hain High Command ne ye toh bataa diya hai lekin name bhejne mein thoda time lagega aisa bola hai.. Chutiya banaake time waste kar rahe hain apna..
Main--Koi naa HOD waale nahi haina...
Chang-Oh hell no..
Main-Bus fir kya dikkat Hai.. Keval mere uppar yaa tera bhi naam hai..?
Chang- Naa tum akele ho..
Main-Tu involve naa hona fir..befaltu bakchodi nahi caahiye mujhe main dekhlunga bus tu information pohanchaata rahiyo..
Chang-OK boss.. Take care.. Kaafi bada contract hoga I am sure so thoda dhyaan rakhna..
Main-Yep..
Call disconnected..
"FUCKKKKK"... bhenchod gandu log.. Mujhe ye problem nahi hai ki woh mujhe maarna caahtey hain naa woh dikkat naa Hai... Not the first time someone trying to kill me.. Dikkat ye hai ki mere pass unke liye time nahi hai.. Lekin ab time hai yaa nahi usase koi matlab hai nahi wohlog toh aaenge...
Ab maine socha ki agar jaldi se undono k naam mill jaae toh jabtak John next attack karta hai tabtak main dono ko tapkaadunga..ab usme main Chang ko involve nahi kar shakta.. Kyunki jiske uppar hit hai usse he marrna yaa maarna hota hai.. Chalo jo bhi hai dekhlunga I dont care.. Wahaan se mai seedha bahaar aagaya Sam k pass message kardiya ki Rohit k sath aajaae..bahaar aaya toh gate par bhaari bheed thi dholak baj raha tha gulaal udd raha tha dance bance chaalu tha main side mein aaya bike par baitha Helmet lagaaya and nikala Haweli ki taraf.. Ab Killers k naam nahi miltey toh mujhe unko mouka dena hoga taaki wohlog Mere jaal mein aaein.. Ek toh aaega he... Ab ye bhi ho shakta Hai ki dono killers ne samjhota kar liya ho or dono ek sath aagaye hon.. Yaa ye bhi ho shakta Hai ki ek ne dusare ko tapkaa diya ho...Main Haweli aagaya lekin kuch nahi hua Babhi ko bataya ki classes nahi thi...then Room mein aaya Jester liya or bed par girr padda.... Fuck bhenchod Befaltu kaa time waste.. Fuckkkkkkk kkkkkk...
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Mind blowing

 

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Waiting

 

[AP 316]

Thanks guys for the love and support keep supporting as always.. Sorry for the delay ek chota saa issue tha jo aagaya tha bichmein issliye ye din skip hogaye lekin ab nahi hoga..ab updates regular honge reviews k hissab se updates aatey rahenge as usual so keep supporting.. You Guys are the best...

 

[AP 316]

Update-274(My Land??)


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Hum Dono wahaan khadey uss time ko capture kar rahe they jab kuch or zorbing balls niche aati dikhi humein issliye humlog ne wahaan se Jaana theek samjha or wahaan se aage aae toh ek room k side me Ravi Or Rohit uss bandey ko samjhaa rahe they jisko wohlog leke gaye they.. Anaa ne mera hath pakkada tha or ab Ravi or Rohit ko dekh k ussne mera hath nahi chhoda jiska matlab ye tha ki woh mera sath nahi chhodne waali woh sharm sab jaa chuki thi uski kyunki ab main uska tha only reserved for her waala tag aagaya tha..

Main-Isko paise de be or aajaao...

Ravi-Dediye be already...

Main-Toh raiptey dede ek aadh or, bc khaali hath nahi Jaane dena..

Wohlog usko samjhaake humaare piche piche holiye or situation or scene dekh k woh samjh gaye ko babhiji aagayi hain..

Ravi - Finally???

Rohit-No way?? Bc sachi?? Khaa meri kasam??

Ravi-Pehle purpose kissne kiya..?

Anaa-I did.. Iska wait karti toh single he rehti puri life..

Ravi-Oho.. Finally its official babhiji... Oh my god bahot time laga diya yaar.. Anaa main Bola tha naa start tumhe he karni padegi...

Anaa-Yep.. Thanks for you advice...

Rohit-Bro I can't even tell you guys how happy I am for you guys.. Main Marr raha tha ye dekhne k liye...


Ravi-Same... Bhai Yahaan aana safal hogaya mera toh bus or kuch naa dekhna ab hotel mein he rahunga..

Anaa-He hehe..

Main-Chup bey.. Chalo ab..

Ab shyaam ho chuki thi or time tha waapis Jaane kaa bus k pass sabse pehle humaara group pohancha wahaan, tab Nicki mam ne mereko bulaaya ek side jidhar Nicki mam, Riti mam, Sam, Ravi or Rohit mojjud they.. Or wahaan jaatey he Nicki mam mere Galle se lag gayi..

Nicki-Finally you did it..i am so happy for you.. I am so so so so fucking happy...

Riti-Oh my god we waited so long for this finally You rock..

Sam-Bhenchod party kidhar hai..

Main-Ghar jaake.. Now I know most part maine he kiya lekin agar tum sab nahi hotey toh mere liye ye impossible hota.. So I love you guys just know that I love you guys so much..

Nicki-We know..

Rohit-Yep...

Uske baad sablog aaye bus k pass or humlog nikale waapis hotel k liye.. Anaa bahot khuss thi khuss main bhi tha lekin Anaa k cehre se he dikh raha tha saaf... She was very happy..

Humlog Pohanchey hotel Subah Land k papers wagairaah lene they or Rishi wagairaah subah he aane waale they... Humlog aaye Room mein Sath mein Riti mam or Nicki mam bhi wahin thi Babhi kaa video call tha unhe bhi news mill chuki thi and woh bahot jyaada happy thi.. Like bahot jyaada jo woh video call mein chilaa - 2 k show kar rahi thi..

Nicki--OH Deepu you don't even know jab mujhe Ravi ne bataaya main literally hawa mein kuddi puri bheed k bich it was awkward but worth it..

Babhi-Hehe.. Oh finally its done..

Main-Haao or kuch baat karein abhi..??

Babhi-Oho Sharam aarahi hai mere betu ko..

Main-Hell no..

Thodi derr baad babhi kaa call cut hua or humlog ne dinner mangwaaya sabka wahin room mein..

Main-Btw Nicki mam Kal Hum 4 Waapis uss village mein jaarahe hain so baaki group or aapko jahaan Jaana Hai wahaan Aditi k sath nikal lena..

Nicki-Oh no Aaj decide hogaya tha apna jo group hai woh sab Kal tere sath he chalenge subah they want to enjoy that village life.. So hum sab wahin jaarahe hain..

Main-Cool.. Tab sahi hai..


Dinner k baad humlog ne thodi or baatein maari then sab apne - 2 rooms mein jaake so gaye.. Bc aaj badi he mast nind aai.. Finally chain Milla aaj.. We got Anaa what more we need..? Filhaal k liye nothing..

Subah jaldi uthna tha alarm ki help se uthey humlog subah 7 baje and hone lage ready.. 7.30 takk hum sab ready they room se bahaar Aae toh Nicki mam aa he rahi thi udhar humein bulaane k liye..

Nicki - oh nice mujhe laga uthey he nahi hoge tumlog...

Main-Sam ko chhodke sab apne aap he uthaye they ye nahaa chuka lekin abhi bhi nind mein Hai...

Sam-Main kya karunga yaar udhar sone de na bhai please..

Main-Shut the fuck up bitch.. Chal chup chaap coffee peetey he nind udjaaegi teri..

Nicki-Baaki groups nikal bhi chuke aaj already.. Thoda durr Jaana tha unhe..

Main-Kahaan gaye??

Nicki-Koi special jagah nahi gaye maine Aditi ko boldiya tha wohlog akele hain toh jo normal spots hain unhe cover karlein jo main spots hain unpar pura trip sath jaaega..

Ravi-Yo yo..

Humlog lift se niche aaye toh dinning hall mein keval humaara he group tha matlab puri Shubham gang puri Abhi gang, Aditi or hum sab..

Aditi-Good Morning everyone...

Main-Morning Aditi..

Sab-Morning Aditi...

Humlog wahan tables par baithey Anaa ki taraf smile di maine ussne return mein smile di.. Aaj ki smile kuch special thi.. Kuch toh interesting tha usme..

Khair Hum sabka naasta aagaya humne naasta kiya and 8 baje takk humlog ready to go they.. Humaare liye alag bus kaa intejaam kiya tha Aditi ne toh sab usme aae or humlog nikale uss village k liye.. Maine Rishi ko call kiya..

Main-Kahaan bc??

Rishi-On the way hain bhai..

Main-Jaldi karo be udhar woh Hari documents k time kuch toh bakchodi plan kiya hoga..

Rishi - Don't worry we'll be there shortly...

Main-Cool..

Call disconnected..

Abhi wahan documents wagairaah finalized honi thi yaani woh land officially humaari company k under ho chuki thi bus documentation baaki tha.. Or Mujhe 100% pata tha ki Hari kuch toh bakchodi karega he karega.. Jiske kaafi reasons hain 1st uski gand jalli hai bahot jyaada kyunki maine woh land cheen lee usase.. 2nd Woh apne aap ko sabse uppar samjhta hai... 3rd uski ego bahot chutiya hai..


So humlog pohanchey Uss Village k pass bus thodi bahaar he park hui or humlog aae andar paidal... Toh udhar ghar wagairaah khaali they like iss taraf koi banda nahi dikh raha tha jiska reason thoda aage chalke clear hua kyunki saamne puri bheed khaddi thi.. Or unke pass khadey they kaafi saare bandey like 20 - 25 un sabke pass rods dandey wagairaah they nice bhenchod nice ye rod or dandon se ab jameen cheenenge merese..


Nicki-Dhyaan se AP..

Main--Don't worry..

Hum sab aae aage.. Humein dekh woh gundey aae humaari taraf..

Main-Kya chal raha hai idhar??

Ab unmein se ek banda bola jo ofcourse unka leader he hoga.

Aadmi1-Kabja... In English Occupying The land with force.. Tumhe toh pata hona caahiye Haryana mein toh bahot jyaada hota hai ye sab..

Main-Waah beta waah.. First Kabja wahaan hota hai jahaan Land ko leke koi dispute chal raha ho yaa court case chal raha ho yahaan land main khareed chuka hun toh ye kabja nahi bewkufi hai.. Second kon bc bola tujhe meri jameen par kabja karne ko woh bhi rod or dandey leke.. Bhai jaanta hai main kon hun?? Koi idea hai??

Aadmi-Haan Haan suna hai tera naam.. Lekin yahaan woh sab nahi chalta..

Main-Abe gadhe... Tujhe maalum haina abhi main tum sabko kitana bhi fudwaaun sabke saamne even video recording bhi karun tab bhi kuch nahi kar paaoge tumlog.. Kyun?? Kyunki tumlog private land k uppar ho yaani humaari land k uppar.. Issliye abhi ek chance deta hun chup chaap nikal le kissi ko kuch pata nahi chalega lekin baadmein beta itani maar padegi ki bahot jyaada din k liye hospital jaaega bahot jyaada...

Aadmi-Heheeh.. Itana bada gunda hai kya tu?? Maarega kon humein?? Tu or ye chamiya log?? Haan?? Haha hahaha.. Bachon ko leke jameen lene aaya tha tu.. Pichle 10 saal se yahaan kabje kar or chudwaa raha hun main.. Nikal le time se..

Main-Nice dude nice..

Aadmi-Bola toh tujhe akela nahi aana caahiye tha AP..
Ye bol ke woh bilkul mere saamne aagaya like ekdum close or mujhe ghurrne laga..

Main-I am never alone bitch ...


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[AP 316]

Update Posted Bhidulog Read and give reviews.. Same deal hai apni as always reviews do update lo..

 

[The Pervy Sage]

Awesome update Bro . But ab aap bhut time lete ho update dene me...