Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

[Badshah Khan]

Awesome update bhai
AP ka plan to janwar pehle hi samajh gaya
Ab dekhna hai ki aisa kya hua AP ke sath jis se wo itna pareshan hogaya
Eagerly waiting for next
Keep posting

 

[rAge K]

Nice update

 

[Last benchers]

Happy RepublicDay
AP Bhai ...
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[Natsu dragneel]

Hell yeah. Ab aaye ga AP bhr. Mjhe aisa lag rha hai AP apne jis mind se darta hai wo jag gya hai jis pe AP ne bht time se control kr rkha tha liken ab normal mind to absent hai to aaye ga devil min bhr.
Great updates bhai. Maza aa gya parh k. Waiting for next bhai.
wese im hoping k AP us janwaar ko bht tarpaye ga. Lets see what happend next

 

[Shyam Singh]

Mind blowing update... Sans hi rok di.. Kya gajab scene creat kiya h bhai....
Next update plzz..

 

[AP 316]

Update-183(THE BEAST HAS AWAKENED)


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Mera control khudse kam hota jaaraha tha jiska reason ye tha ki meri gand tutt rahi thi or main kuch nahi kar paa raha tha ... Or mera control hattna bura tha bahot bura.. Main beshak iss kaali se kitana bhi darrta hunn lekin at the end of the day sabse jyaada main iss cheej se darrta hun... Main ek second k liye bhool gaya ki main kahaan hun mere saamne kon hai yaa woh kya kar raha hai.. "I don't need you" I don't fucking need you... Mujhe jarurat nahi hai teri "...... ...... control AP control... Maine itana dum khudko bachaane mein nahi lagaaya jitana abhi lagaa raha tha... Woh jaanwar mujhe maar raha tha lekin uski taraf mera dhyaan tha he nahi..




Control AP... You can do it...mujhe jarurat nahi hai uski..


"Then Khadda ho or harra usko"... Kyunki agar aise he hota raha toh you are as good as dead.. "ye jawaab Milla mujhe Khud se he.


Mere andar ek jung chiddgayi thi main khudse he baatein kar raha tha jahaan dusri taraf ek 7 feet lamba jaanwar mujhe football ki tarah ludka raha tha..


" Last chance AP get up and fight yaa i am here just say the word"...


"I said mujhe teri jarurat nahi hai..."


"then get up and fight.. Marrne thodi naa dunga main tujhe"... "Isko harra de toh main nahi aaunga"..


Ab baat bahot he jyaada aage badh gayi thi.. Maine apni saari himmat jutaai or khadda hua or uss jaanwar se bola...


Main-sunn.. Sunnn.. Surrender kardey please surrender kardey.. Dont make me do this.. Bahot bura hoga..... Seh nahi paaega tu.... Please.....


Main jo words nikal rahe they woh bolraha Tha.. Jisase ek baar ko toh woh jaanwar bhi confuse hogaya...


Main-Bhosdk surrender... Bahot bura hoga nahi toh... Trust me please surrender...




Kaali-hahahahahahaah...


Ye nahi sunega toh main piche mudda Abeer or Ami k saamne aaya main unki aankhein bahaar aane ko hogayi thi woh samjh rahe they ki kya horaha hai... Bahot badi bakchodi thi ye.. Red John Sanjay kuch bhi nahi they filhaal main he tha keval main..


Main-make him stop Abeer make him fucking stop its getting bad i can't stop now..


Abeer- you can AP you can please do it please do it..control...


"Beekh maangne ko nahi kaha tha maine laddne ko kaha tha"... Fight or leave".. Quick..


Mere andar se fir awaaj aai And believe me guys ye awaaj k piche jo chehra haina woh bahot bura hai like burai jahaan se khatam hoti hai wahaan se woh suru hota hai.. Basically speaking buraai se bhi bura..




Usne clear cut boldiya tha fight karun yaa fir usko aane dun.. Usko nahi aane de shakta issliye Main uss jaanwar ki taraf bhaaga.. Usse punch maarna caaha lekin usske hath mein ek hockey stick thi mera punch usstak pohanchta usase pehle ussne woh danda mere pait mein maara.. Bam fir niche main.. Or abki baar nahi uthpaaraha Tha main.. Itana jorr kaa waar tha ki Mere munh se ulti hui...


"OK you are a fucking peice of Trash"... Time is Up its time for the big brother"..




Ekdum se mera sareer paglaane laga main niche padda-2 karwatein lene laga..aas pass maano sab rukk gaya tha itani shanti mehsoosh horahi thi Mujhe ki mera khoon takk behta hua sunaai deraha tha... Mera dimag maano kissi k sath Ladd raha tha.. Lekin ab late hogaya tha bahot late.. Itana mouka millne k baad nahi jaaega woh ab aana he tha usko..




Main-Ami jaise he main bahaar nikalun keep me unconscious for as long you guys can..


Maine Ami ki taraf munh karke aaram se bola and I am sure usane mere lips read kar liye honge for sure.. Baaki kissi ne suna takk nahi..


Or ye last cheej thi jo mujhe yaad thi uske baad 1 second k liye sab blank and then..


"OK AP..bye bye AP..."...


Or agle he second main fit tha mera dimag mere pas fully working mode mein tha... I can feel it...






Mere chehre par naa caahtey hue bhi ek smile aagayi.. Or then main utha... Or ek lambi si angdaaai Lee.. Pain kam lag raha tha pehle k muqaable...


Main-Oh it feels good to be back..


Woh jaanwar mujhe ghurr raha tha...maano puch raha ho what the fuck is happening... I am happening bitch....


Main-Oh sorry my bad.. First of all Thank you... Thank you for helping me out.


Kaali-Maine Kya help ki teri..?


Main-Hmmm! Let's put it this way inshort tune mujhe jail se nikaala hai..


Kaali-what...???


Main-Samjh jaaega.


Maine apne shirt k button khole jo fatti paddi thi woh nikaali or mere munh par laga khoon poncha... Or fir mudda Abeer or Ami ki taraf.. Baaki kissi ko kuch samjh nahi aaya tha woh bus dekh rahe they mujhe..


Main-Hey Ami long time no see..


AMI-LEAVE HIM ALONE...




Main-oh he is long gone... Very very long.. I am here now...


Main-ek baar isase nipat lun then we will talk...


Ye bolke main waapis mudda...


Main-Haanji sir lets do it..


Kaali-Kya..?


Ye suntey he Maine uske thobdey par punch diya... Jo itana fast maara ki uska hath takk naa hill paaya usse roukaney ko... Woh pura hill gaya...


Main-Bahot maja aata hai tujhe kamjor ko maarne mein haina.. "Tadpaaunga" ... Maarunga "... Tujhe main seekhata hun tadpaana or maarna kya hota hai.. Tujhe ghanta maalum hai insabke baare mein...


Kaali-Saale..


Ye bolke ussne mujhe punch maarna caaha.. Aji lawda Mera.. Main jukh k bacha or uske pait mein do punch diye woh thoda saa jukha or then maara maine ek upper cut punch uske thobdee (Chin) par.. Ab hui power generate woh girra piche ki taraf...


Main-You are not an animal anymore it seems.. Khadda ho bhosdk.. I don't have all day...


Kaali abtak shock mein tha woh samjh nahi paaraha tha hua kya... Woh utha then mujhe maarna caaha main fir piche hatta and then maine khadey khadey he dee ek flying kick uske gaal par... Woh firr girrra niche.. Oh that hurts... That really hurts...




Main-Oh my god its insane to be back...


Maine woh hockey stick uthaai woh niche padda tha or woh khadda hota usase pehle he maine woh hockey uske pait mein pura dum lagaake maari woh chilaata hua baith gaya or baithtey he next shot diya uski chest mein woh fir niche or ye waala itana jorr se tha ki woh hockey stick bhi tutt gayi...


Main-oh my god.. I don't have all day bro...


Mere pass 2 options they usko tadpaaun or apne kimti time mein se 5 minutes ispar waste karun.. Hmmm.. Yaa fir abhi maardun usko.. Aaaah! Maarne mein kya maja hai itane lambe time k baad sikaar karne kaa mouka Milla hai.. Aise kaise maardun.. Lets play with it.. Bhenchod ek ek khoon ki bundh jo meri nikali hai uske badla lunga isase..


Ye maine 1 he second mein decide karliya tha mera dimag pehle se bhi tejj tha or mera dimag pehle bhi bahot tej tha iska matlab abhi toh bhenchod bahot he tej tha..


Tabtak woh uth chuka tha ussne piche hath daalke pant se chaaku nikaalna caaha lekin usase pehle maine apna right punch diya uski ribs mein full force k sath force or speed itani thi ki mujhe mere hath par uski ribs tuttati hui mehsooh hui.. Woh chaaku piche he uske hath se girr gaya or woh chilaatey hue tedha hogaya or apne ghutano par aaya.




Main-Abe bhosdk rukk toh sahi harr ek second mein girr jaaraha hai.. Kya bolraha Tha tu"badla lunga tu mere saamne hai "" torture karunga "" jo caahiye woh milgaya " tujhe kya laga maine suna nahi sab suna maine bhosdk..I was listening to everything and you my friend made me angry and you know what happens when you make me angry...? Tere jaise log maine single kick mein maarein hai samjha.. Main dilaaunga tujhe badla bhosdk..


Woh bechaara confused uthne laga toh maine uski taang par laat maari jisase woh fir niche girrr gaya or maine uske piche aake uska chaaku uthaaya jispar mera blood takk laga tha...




Woh darrta hua jaldi se khadda hua usse laga main paddey - 2 ko he chaaku se maardunga... Aji ghanta itani aashaan mout thodi naa dunga..


Woh meri taraf badha or furti se 3-4 waar ek k baad ek kiye main bachta raha lekin uski speed k kaaran attack nahi kar paaya mujhe uske right hand se matlab nahi tha woh slow tha kyunki uski ribs jaa chuki thi or itani power nahi generate horahi thi... Issliye jaise he ussne right hand se punch maarna caaha maine woh chaaku uske right hand shoulder mein ghoppdiya 5-6 inch takk aaram se gaya hoga woh chilaata hua piche ko hatt gaya jisase chaaku nikal k mere hath mein he rehgaya..or woh piche deewar k sahaare apna shoulder dabaake khadda hogaya...


Main-ahahahbabababa.. Wassup bitch...


Ab hansne ki baari meri thi.. Maine woh chaaku uski taraf fainka..


Main-le beta mouka...


Woh kuttey k maafik uss chaaku par jhapta..uthaaya or meri taraf waise he aaya.. Pehla war khaali dusara war khaali teesra waar bhi khaali ulta maine ek punch uske pait mein maardiya halka saa jyaada ki jarurat nahi thi.. Then next war mein fir ek punch.. Jisase woh bokhlaaya jo main caahta tha or ussne piche hattke woh chaaku pura dum lagaake meri taraf fainka.. Bitch please.. Maine raaste mein he pakad liya usko.. Iske kai reasons they ek), ussne right hand se fainka tha jo injured tha toh jorr se nahi aaya then agar jor se aata toh bhi I am too fast for this shit....


Or woh aage kuch samjh paata usase pehle woh chaaku maine double speed se uski taraf return kiya jo uske left nipple or shoulder k bichon bich jaa dhassa... Woh fir piche deewar se jaa satta chilaatey hue and chaaku nikaalne laga or chaaku nikalta usase pehle main bhaaga uski taraf or diya uchal k ek punch uske thobadey par woh niche baith gaya punch k force se or jo chaaku usne nikaala tha woh hath se chutt gaya uske.. Maine woh uthaaya or khadey khadey fainka uski Jaangh par, chaaku puri tarah nahi dhassa kyunki puri tarah dhasaana bhi nahi tha woh bechaara usko nikaalne k liye hath lejaata usase pehle main uss chaaku k uppar kudd gaya jisase woh pura kaa pura uski Jaangh mein jaa dhassa uske hath wahi k wahi rukk gaye or woh chillaaya.. Or maine piche hattke ek laat di uske thobadey par then dusri then Pehli then dusri aise 4 laat uske munh par maari maine woh hill naa paaya bechaara uska woh mask tha woh tutt kar uske thobadey mein jaa dhassa or baaki niche girr gaya.. Bhenchod bhaddi shakal kaa theek he tha jo mask pehnta tha...


Anjali-AP open the door....




Main piche mudda toh Abeer or Ami k alawa sab khussi k maare uchall rahe they.. Abeer or Ami ko pata tha kya horaha hai..


Gate kholdun..? Why..? Aji Haan lawda Mera Kholega gate.... Maine woh chaaku jhatke se nikaala jukh k or woh jaanwar chilaaya aise ki uske naak or munh se khoon k chinntey meri shirtless chest par fail gaye..


Main-ewww lawde...


Ye bolke maine uski chest mein kick di.. Bahaar se bahot jyaada sound aaraha tha andar gate khol AP great job gajab wagairaah wagairaah or mujhe woh passand nahi tha.. Issliye maine woh speaker or Mike jo corner mein lage they unki wire he Kaat di chaaku se.. Haash shaanti... Holy fuck.. Bahot he low voice aarahi thi ab.. Bahaar bhi nahi jaaegi ofcourse... Lekin who cares andar awaaj nahi aani caahiye..




Woh uth nahi raha tha toh maine 2-4 kick di usko uthaane k liye. Lekin woh nahi utha.. What the fuck... Itana jaldi..


Then mujhe dhyaan aaya woh dusara banda jo munh aankh kaan gand sab faade mujhe dekh raha tha..


Main - OH aap bhi toh ho..


Main uski taraf badha woh piche hatta.. Main ek kadam aage woh 2.5 kadam piche..


Main - Piche deewar hai maadarchod aar paar jaaega kya...


Aadmi-s.s.s.s.ahaab m. A.. A. A. Main kuch nahi kiya maine keval ye banwaaya tha... Main gunda nahi hun sahaab.. Sahaab mere 2 chotey-2 bache hain... Sahaab maine kabhi puri jindagi mein kuch galat nahi kiya.. sahaab agar iski madad nahi karta toh meri biwi or mere bachon ko maardetey yelog.....


Mujhe maalum tha woh innocent hai uski shakal se he dikh raha tha sab.. Or itana shyaana toh hun main ki shakal se bandey kaa past present and future jaanlun..


Main-uffff! Uffff! Itani sadness... Oho ho. Kaise jhelega..




Aadmi - Please sahaab maaf kardo... Doobara kabhi aisa nahi hoga kabhi nahi.... Mere bachon ki kasam..


Main-Nahi hoga doobara...




Aadmi-ji sahaab bilkul nahi hoga...


Main - puch nahi raha bataa raha hun... Ki nahi hoga.. I don't give a fuck.. Fuck you and fuck your family..


Ye bolke maine chaaku uske chest mein daaldiya ekdum uske heart k aar paar hogaya hoga awaaj naa nikali uske munh se.. nikalegi kaise chaaku jo andar tha woh chaaku pakad ke he niche girr gaya... Or maano vibrate hone laga paddey-2....woh bechaara bahot jaldi tapak gaya method he aisa tha tapakna he tha..


Mujhe ghanta farak nahi padta woh kon hai kon nahi....






Maine uske sinney se chaaku nikaala toh piche se ek laat mujhe paddi jo uss jaanwar ne maari toh main munh k ball niche girra and girtey he seconds k hissab se khadda hua..


Main-Thank god mujhe laga tu uthega he nahi..


Woh gusse mein fir mujhe punch maarne aaya lekin woh bhoolgaya tha ki mere hath mein ek chaaku tha or chaaku ki sabse Khaas baat kya hoti hai maalum..?? Yahi ki woh nukeeley hotey hain... So usane punch maarna caaha mujhe lekin maine chaaku bich mein kardiya jisase woh chaaku uske hath mein jaa dhansa woh fir chilaaya or apne hath se chaaku nikaalne laga woh jukha hua tha iss process mein toh maine niche se uske munh par bhayanak laat di jisase woh piche ki taraf jaa girra.. Then Maine uski chest par apna ghutana rakha or uske hath se chaaku nikaala and uski shirt chirri.. Or Chaaku se uski chest par diagram banaane laga woh chatpataaya lekin hath uske kaam k they nahi or uske baaki body par mera force tha taang mein already chaaku daal chuka tha main.. Woh itana bhayanak chilla raha tha ki pura room gunjh raha tha...


Main-chup re bhosdk A he likha hai abhi toh P pura karne de..


Maine pura AP chaap diya uski chest par jo dikha nahi because khoon he khoon tha puri chest par... Main uske uppar se uthgaya.. Uski haalat bahot buri thi bahot he jyaada buri uska chehra pichak saa gaya tha chaati puri khoon se lathpath thi hath mein chaaku laga tha niche jaangh mein bhi chaaku ghussa tha.. Lekin Jaan baaki thi usme kaafi tough tha woh..


Main--khadda ho let me teach you something...


Maine usko hath pakadke uthwaaya woh mere saamne punch maarne ko taiyaar khadda tha..


Main-rukkjaa mike Tyson dekh tujhe seekhata hun main.. You know There is an type of Martial arts called "Muay Thai" aka "The Art of 8 limbs" basically isme ghutano or knees ko body kaa ek alag part maana jaata hai or keval inhi se opponents ko knock out kiya jaata hai yaa yun Keh shaktey hain Jaan se bhi easily maardetey hain.. You know Muay Thai is so powerful it can take down a Buffalo in one hit.. Yess ek waar mein ek medium size bhainse ko knock out kar shaktey hain isase.. Shocking isn't it..? But yahi sach hai.. Its called "The Buffalo Punch".. Muay Thai ofcourse came from Thailand itself.. Jab Boxing suru hui toh Thai martial artists ek punch mein saamne waale ko harra detey they you know just in 3 seconds fir caahe saamne waala size mein unse double ho... Uss time log kehtey they ki Thailand k logon k hathon mein Jehar hai like real Jehar Kahaani nahi hai ye sach hai "Poisonous Hands" lekin nahi woh tha toh keval "Speed Power Skills and Concentration.... Uske baad boxing mein gloves introduce hue taaki Martial artists ko itani ashaani naa ho.. Lekin uske baad bhi Muay Thai itana he effectively kaam karta tha then log kehney lage Yelog Gloves mein metal daal ke boxing kartey hain.. And uske baad Muay Thai k mostly part ko boxing se ban kardiya gaya..... Lekin Muay Thai abhi bhi chal raha hai and chalta rahega..


Woh khadda mujhe sunn raha tha kyunki usko thoda rest caahiye tha or distraction jo usse millraha tha issliye woh chup khadda tha....


Main-Pata hai ye kyun bata raha hun tujhe.. Kyunki tu iska Victim hone waala hai.


Ye boltey he maine uchall k mera right ghutana uski chin par diya or ussi flow mein ek punch uski gardan par jadd diya .. Woh ussi tarah se niche girra seedha ekdum or hill nahi paaya.. Uski sansein jor jor se chal rahi thi.. Lekin hill nahi paaraha tha woh...


Main-Chinta Matt Kar Marra nahi hai tu "fatal neck injuries can result in paralyzed body.. "Yahi horaha hai tere sath....lagaale agar tu bach bhi gaya toh bhi hill nahi paaega tu teri puri life, caahe kahin ilaaj karwaale likh k dunga... . Thats how effective Muay Thai is..


Woh niche padda mujhe he ghurr raha tha keval aankhein hill rahi thi uski...


Main-ab agar tu mujhe koi ishaara kare toh teri life khatam karun yaa tadapne k liye chhod dun..? Jaldi bol..?


Usane pura dum lagaaliya lekin bol nahi paaya..


Main-Ahahahaha.. Chal aankh ko right mein kar agar tu caahta hai ki main tujhe tadapne se bachaa lun or Tera khel khatam kardun..


Usane ek second lagaai woh karne mein itana desperate tha woh marrne ko ye dekh mujhe hansi aagayi.


Main-Nahi maarunga bhosdk tujhe.. Tadap saari jindagi..




Mera itana bolna tha ki woh bokhla gaya uska sans or tejj hogaya or uski aankhein 4on taraf ghumne lagi..Yahaan takk Uski aankhon Mein aanshu aagaye they itana majbur tha woh or main woh har ek pal enjoy kar raha tha I love it i fucking love it..... Kabhi dekha hai kissi ko mout k itani shiddat se bikh maangtey hue..?? Nahi naa. Ab aadat daal lo..




Main gaya uske sir k pass uski khopaddi pakadi dono hathon se..


Main-Chinta Matt Kar tu akela nahi Uppar tujhe bahot he jyaada log millenge jo inhi hathon se marre hain.. Jaatey Jaatey ek baat sunta jaa "Tu beshak ek Jaanwar Hoga but i am a Beast a fucking beast on loose..... Rest is Peace Bitch..


Ye bolke maine uski mundi ghuma di or usane mere hathon mein he dum Todd diya..




Weak bitch..


Meri puri body mein maano ek nayi energy doud gayi.. Bc kya welcome gift Milla tha.. Kaise desperation se Marra hai woh bc mann khuss hogaya gajab... Uski mout se he nasha hogaya mereko bc.. Lit...


Anyways the Thing is "I Am Back" And "I Am Back With A Bang"....




Continued...

 

[AP 316]

Thanks for the overwhelming response bhidulog.. 35 comments in less then 24 hours you guys are the best..

Finally jiska aapsabko intejaar Tha woh update aachuka hai read and give reviews..

 

[RAAZ]

Zabardast update bhai Mai Haryana me engineering ke time thaa aur aaj aap ki wajah se yaad taza ho gayi kati. Swad aa Gaya kati.
Abhi kali ka game bacha hai dekhtau hai ki dar ke aage jeet hai.

Update-180(Love In The Air????????????)

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Hum 4on uppar terrace par aae wahaan se uss construction waali building par chaddey andhera kaafi hogaya tha issliye wahaan light jalaaai or seedhiyon se niche aaye.. Uss ghar k saamne bhaari bheed hogayi thi bc Sachmein.. Lekin idhar kissi kaa dhyaan thaa nahi jo achi baat thi humlog seedha nikal gaye or main apni bike k pass aaya..
Main - Priyanka tu nikal Abeer or baaki k sath main bike leke aata hun..
Mangal-Main le aaunga bike tu jaa gaadi mein..
Main-naa be actually i am enjoying bike rides nowadays.. Maja aata hai bc..

Mangal - OK aaja toh fir..

Wohlog gaadi mein gaye or main piche piche bike se nikala.. Humlog 8 baje haweli pohanch wohlog merese 5 minutes pehle pohanch gaye they main aaya bike park ki then andar aaya... Toh sablog hall mein he baithey they.... Bhai Sam Ravi babhi Rishi or Meenu bhi wahin they..

Deva-Great job guys....

Main - Thank you thank-you..

Babhi-Finally he got what he deserved...

Main-Yep..


Deva-Kya kuch hua waise...

Main-listen to my plan bhai it was so sick suno...

Then maine bhai ko bataaya kaise unhe dhunda then kaise maine woh construction site waala plan banaaya...

Deva-Impressive... Shabbas...

Main-Thankyou.. Main nahaa ke aata hun...


Abeer-Same..

Main apne room mein aaya or nahaake kapdey change kiye thodi derr baad dinner time hogaya toh main niche aaya toh puri family dinner k liye baithi thi saamne led mein news chal rahi thi.... Ofcourse Parveen ki death news he thi.. Anjali kaa Bayaan dikhaa rahe they.. Hero banaadiya tha humlog ko tv waalon ne like humne kitane bachon ko khatre mein girrne se bachaa liya Kal kuch bhi ho shakta tha wagairaah wagairaah it was fucking lit.. It is so easy to be famous..

Khair dinner k baad main apne room mein aagaya jahaan mera mobile charge mein laga tha toh uspar 5 missed calls they maine dekha toh sab Anaa k they.. Maine Phone charging se nikaala and then Anaa ko call kiya ussne turant answer kiya call...

Main-Hi...

Anaa-Theek ho tum..?

Main-bilkul.. What happened..?

Anaa-news mein dikhaa rahe woh Parveen ki death jo tumhe threats deraha tha..

Main-oh woh haan Anjali and team ne sambhaal liya usko..

Anaa-Tum pakka theek ho..?

Main-bilkul.. I am at my home in my room..

Anaa-Mujhe laga tum bhi wahin hoge I was worried many people died in that..

Main - Jahaan takk Anjali ne mujhe bataaya hai uss hissab se keval criminals he marre hain no civilians or Police officers were injured...

Anaa-That's great....he got what he deserved..

Main - I also think so..

Anaa- so now you are good your enemy is dead.. You got no problems right..?

Main-He was not my enemy I didn't even cared about him to be honest..

Anaa-Still AP death threats bahot badi cheej hoti hai..

Main-Meri line mein ye sab kaa koi existence he nahi hai..

Anaa-Bahot Ajeeb ho tum.. Harr baat kaa jawaab rehta haina tumhaare pass..

Main - ummm! Keh shaktey hain..

Anaa- Toh Mr. Smart Guy Kal college aarahe ho..?

Main-I think so yes..

Anaa-Cool.. So kya kar rahe they..?

Main-Nothing time pass family time as usual..

Anaa-You love your family right..?

Main--bahot jyaada..

Anaa-That's cute..

Main-You know what else is cute..

Anaa-What..?

Main-You are..

Ye sun Anaa ek dum chup hogayi main samjh gaya sharmaa gayi..

Main-yello.. You there..?

Anaa-Yeah yeah.. Bus hansi aagayi thi.. You are very funny AP...

Main - I know.. Bhoolgayi kya I know everything.. Jaise ki you are beautiful...

Anaa - Hehe.. Stop making me blush AP..

Main--ohh! Sorry..

Anaa- you are such a flirt..

Main-No I am not.. Kissi k sath flirt kartey dekha hai mujhe..?

Anaa-Umm! Apart from right now, no...

Main-Exactly i flirt with special people only..

Anaa-Awww that means I am special..

Main-Yes you are..

Anaa- that's an honor to make into your list of special people..

Main-He hehe.. Very funny...

Anaa- you started it..

Main - Maine Kuch nahi suru kiya main toh bus Tumhaari tareef kar raha tha and tumhe laga main majaak kar raha hun ye Tumhaari galati hai... Tareef karo uppar se taane suno.. Gajab..

Anaa-Ohk baba sorry...

Main-its OK...so what's new with you.. How's Tara..?

Anaa-Di humessa Mast he rehti hain..

Main-Cool cool..

Anaa- so I'll see you tomorrow...

Main-Yep probably...

Anaa-Great.. See you then AP.. Be Good..

Main-I will... Bye..

Anaa-Bye.. Good Night..

Call disconnected..

Haash bc flirt game se aisa durr hua mujhe ye samjh nahi aaraha tha kya baat karun bhenchod bahot practice lagegi.. Bahot jyaada... Khair aaj news channel waalon ko yahi khabar milli chalaane k liye.. Ek aadh channels par opposition waale ro rahe they ki humne usse mouka nahi diya wagairaah wagairaah par unse ghanta kissi ko farak padta hai..

Raatko jyaada kuch nahi hua iske alaawa next day subah hum teeno college k liye ready hue naasta waaasta kiya and chal diye college k liye... Bikes aajkal maja derahi thi toh 2 bikes se he nikale... Sam mere sath tha Ravi dusri bike par tha.. Aajkal bc chalaan walaan kaafi cut rahe they logon k lekin apne ko kya bc jab nikalte they toh traffic police waale bhi namastey kardetey THEY .. Literally Bahot he Kadak scene tha. Raaste mein se Rohit ko pick kiya and Humlog college pohanchey Bike park ki or as usual aaye canteen ki taraf..

Rohit- Parveen kaa the end kardiya bc akele akele hum teeno ko yaad takk naa Kiya..

Main-Aisi situations mein tumhe yaad karunga bhi nahi jahaan marrne k chances jyaada hon.. Jagah kam thi or humlog jyaada bc darr ye tha ki crossfire mein humaari goli humein he naa lagjaae.. Issliye kuch ko bahaar chhoda kuch uppar se gaye... Tum teeno k liye thodi light situations se suruwaat karenge taaki practice hoti rahe..

Rohit-Sahi baat..

Ravi-Yep seedha south indian hero nahi banana hai humein aaram se chalne dey..

Main-Yep...

Humlog canteen aaye toh aaj canteen mein Abhi gang nahi thi thankgod ek aadh din toh picha chhoda unhone canteen kaa.. Hum andar aaye Sutta peeya tabtak class kaa time hogaya toh on time humlog class mein aaye lekin bc gand tab marri jab dekha saamne already Nicki mam padha rahi thi.. What the fuck aaj toh late bhi naa hue time toh change naa hogaya...

Humlog andar jaatey usase pehle Nicki mam bahaar aagayi...

Nicki-Aaiye sir aaiye good morning..

Main-Morning Nicki mam...time change hogaya kya..?

Nicki-Nahi extra class thi ye toh...

Main - Inform kardiya Karo jaldi aajatey hum toh...

Nicki-Mujhe ye naa maalum tumlog college aaoge yaa nahi class ki toh baat chhod..ek kaam karti hun tum teeno koleke ek whatsapp group banaati hun jiss din kuch special hoga bataadungi..

Sam-Rehndo mam..

Nicki-Kyun..?

Sam- Ye Ravi usme bhi porn he bhejega..

Ye sunke humlog hanspaddey...

Nicki-(hanstey hue) shut up Sam..

Main-lol ye achaa tha...

Humlog hansrahe they ki Amit sir wahaan aagaye..

Amit-Rai k baat hogi itani haansi kukar aave Hai..

Nicki-Lo Amit sir sambhaalo aapki class....

Amit- Rai kabhi darshan bhi dediya karo fufa... Maheeney holiye Mille..

Main-Kya bataaun Amit bhai law....

Amit-ahem-2..madam khaddi hai dhire gaali toh naa de..

Main--I mean kya bataaun Amit bhai life k ultey din lage hain..

Amit-Haan aajkal tu college kam tv par jyaada dikh jaata hai...

Main-hahahaha true...

Amit-Kabhi koi aake dhamki deta tanne kabhi koi.. Kabhi opposition waale gaali sunaatey kabhi teri party waale tareef kartey.. Media personality horaha hai pura..

Main-Ghanta banaadiya media waalon ne main toh aaram se baitha tha..

Amit-ye baat bhi hai.. Aaja andar chaalega yaa jaao ho waapis..

Main--Naa lagaalenge aapki class toh chalo toh sahi..

Amit-Ek Sutta maarlein..?

Main-Class k baad chalenge niche..

Amit-Aajao toh andar..

Humlog andar aae piche piche Amit sir aaye wish kiya chutiya logon ne.. Anaa se meri najar milli toh ussne smile pass ki meri taraf... Or humlog as usual piche ki seats par jaa baithey.. Amit sir ne suru ki class Amit chill banda hai woh pressure nahi daalta bachon par ekdum aaram se padhaata hai.. Lekin Jat hai satak jaaye toh fir gand fodd deta hai... Or Cigarette kaa aadi hai... Itani latt hai ki cigarette k chakkar mein class 15 minutes pehle he chhod di.. Or humlog aaye canteen ki taraf Anaa mujhe raaste mein he milgayi..

Anaa-Good Morning AP..

Main-Morning Anaa.. Kaise ho?

Anaa-I am great...its good to finally see you in class..

Main-Same..

Main baat Kar paata usase pehle Amit sir aagaye piche se..

Amit-Jaldi jaldi chal le next class bhi hai yaar meri...

Main-Sam Ravi pohanch gaye aap chalo main aaraha...

Amit-Tere bina baat naa banegi.. Jaldi aa..

Main-1 minute mein aaya..

Ye bolke sir nikal gaye..

Anaa-Almost Sab teachers friend hain kya tumhaare...?

Main-Kind of Haan.. Nicki mam and Riti mam are like family then Amit sir k sath puraani friendship hai....

Anaa-And Adviser sir..?


Main - Relative..

Anaa-Kya karney ko bula rahe hain woh..?

Main--Phone mein kuch Paytm related issues hain unke or unko samjh naa aata system issliye koi payment karwaa rahe honge.

Anaa-ohh i see..

Main-I'll be back Haan...

Anaa-yeah sure sure..

Main andar gufa mein gaya toh Ashish bhi wahin tha Amit k sath banti hai Ashish ki..Ravi or Sam bhi wahin they 2 cigarette jalaa rakhi thi..

Amit-Ankit yo tera Ashish toh kati sukhta aave Hai k karna laagya yo bilkul kamjor hogya..

Main-Muthi maarta hoga bhosdkaa or konsa gum hai isne...

Amit - Hahahaha... Galeech aadmi...

Main-Tumhari kasam sirji..

Ashish-Naa juth bole hai Master yoo..

Main-Lekin ek baat hai Amit bhai iss pure college main ek kaam kaa banda yo he hai..

Amit-nyu kukar..?

Main-Meri setting karwaane k liye sabse jyaada madat yo he karta hai..

Amit-Badhiya badhiya kon yaa Ananya hai k..?

Main-Haan..

Amit-Chorichod Raajypaal ki chori hai gand naa tudwaaliye..

Main-Naa naa main k raastarpatti se kam hun fir..

Amit-Ahahahaha... Arr haan yaad aaya ye parveen warveen waala kya massla tha yaar...

Main-Bakchodi kar raha tha pela gaya.. Saale ko itani goliyaan maari hain ki agle janam mein bhi chedd k sath paida hoga..

Ye sun sablog jor se hansdiye or jorse kaa matlab kaafi jorse.. BAhaar takk awaaj gayi hogi clearly..

Amit-Isse dialogues naa maarya kar tu chori chod.. Rohit kidhar hai waise..? Kaafi time hua dikha naa..

Main - aaj aaya hai class mein he hoga..

Amit-Chalo fir next ussi ki class mein Jaana Hai mill lunga..

Main-Aajao coffee peelo k baat hogi..

Amit-bus rai late saa hon laagrya tha..

Main-chalo fir..

Ye bol humlog bahaar aaye toh Teacher ko canteen mein dekh chaatu log sab uthgaye..

Amit - bhundi shakal k harr jagah khadda naa hoya kar..

Ye bolke woh chala gaya bada mast Mola aadmi hai bhenchod ye bhi.. Humlog bhi Abhi gang k sath he baith gaye..

Ashish - Amit toh Amit he hai..

Ravi-True..


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Fucking awesome update. No words for it literally. The best update in the story till now.

 

[White devil]

Its awesome bhai aur ye wala to zabardast tha bta ni skte. Ek behtreeen action kmal ka.