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Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

Part 3 kaa title kya hona caahiye?

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Update-165(The Truth)






Bhilley ne bolna suru kiya...
Bhilley - uss factory ko mout kaa kuwa kehtey they Wahaan kaa Manager tha" Kaali "Pone 7 footadaanav boltey they gaon waale usko(6" 10 feet height)..... Kyunki woh tha he waisa lamba tagda bhainse jaisa sareer munh par ajeeb saa cup lagaata tha kehtey they uski naak par goli lagi thi jisase chehra bigad gaya tha.. Bangladesh ki taraf kaa tha woh.. ek aadh baar he gaon mein dikhta tha kissi se baat nahi karta tha kehtey hain 1 bakre kaa meet akele khaa jaata tha.... Gaon kaa koi factory mein kaam bhi nahi karta tha toh kissi ko maalum nahi tha andar kya hota hai lekin gaon ki kuch Randiyaan wahaan jaati rehti thi or meri unse achi banti thi regular customers tha unka main.. Woh ek aadh baar dekhleti thi andar kya hota hai.. Andar logon ko or jaanwaron ko maarke unke sareer k angg bech detey they or ye sab balwan kaa bhai Jaikant chalaata tha ... Lekin Jaikanth ne bichmein Jitender Se panga leliya Jitender iss jille kaa sabse ameer aadmi hai haryana k unche logon mein se ek hai woh..
Jitender yaani Sam k dad mere mamaji..
Bhilley-Uske baad Jaikanth ko khubb maara Jitender k aadmiyon ne hath tod diye they uske.. Jiski wajah se woh gayab saa hogaya... Lekin kehtey hain ussne badla lene k liye kuch toh bhi bahot bura kiya jisase Jitender kaafi gussa hua.. Jitender k piche kon hai pata hai..
Main-Nahi..
Bhilley-Deva kaa Mama hai woh Deva matlab Haryana.. Haryana matlab Deva.. toh uske baad Jitender ne Deva ko kahaa Jaikanth se nipatney k liye ab Jaikanth ki kya Aukat Deva k saamne ussi wajah se woh Factory mein chupke rehney laga... Ye thi suni sunaai Kahaani.. Koi saboot nahi hai lekin aage jo bataaunga woh sab mera aankhon dekha hai..


Main-ok..

Bhi-Uss shyaam ko main Halka hone kheton mein gaya tha apne ek dost k sath woh Balwan k yahaan kaam karta tha.. Hum kaafi durr they factory se lekin humne kuch awaajein suni maano goliyaan chal rahi hon log chilla rahe they.. Hum jaldi udhar bhaage toh raastey mein ek dhamaka sunaa andhere mein woh saaf dikha humein laga factory ki gas was leak hogayi.. Jabtak hum wahaan pohanchtey puri factory aag ki lapton mein ghirri thi gaon se kaafi durr thi toh keval hum 2 or ek aadh khet mein kaam karne waale log they bus wahaan.. Kisi ko bachaane kaa koi raasta tha he nahi toh mere dost ne balwan ko phone karke bataaya or Police or aag bujhaane waalon ko bhi phone kiya.. Balwan gaon waalon se pehle pohanchna apni Motercycle par.. Or mere dost ko leke idhar udhar ghumney laga shayad apne bhai ko dhund raha tha woh.. Uske baad baaki gaon waale aagyae or fir police or aakhiri mein aag bujhaane waale.. Agle din subah takk aag kaabu mein aai or andar sab khatam tha kuch bhi nahi Milla..

Main-Gajab ki yaadasht hai Tumhaari toh..

Bhiley - Woh toh hai he...

Main-Achaa ye bataao koi jinda bacha tha kya..

Bhilley - ye puchi kaam ki baat.. Sahaab jarra 4000 rupaae or dedo toh iska jawaab deta hun woh kya haina 14000 mereko udhaar chukaana hai.. Lekin waada karta hun iska jawaab merese badhiya koi naa de paaega gaon mein.. Mera dost De shakta tha lekin usse marre maheeney hogaye..

Main-kyun daru kiski peeyega agar 14000 dedega toh..

Bhilley-udhaari jindaabaad... abhi 2000 deke aaya hun usko agle kai din nahi tokega woh..

Ami ne usko 4000 or diye.. Uski aankhein chamak gayi bc kbc khel raha tha humaare sath...

Bhilley-dekho sahaab pakka nahi lekin mujhe yakeen hai ye sach hai..

Main-koi naa bolo tum..

Bhilley- bhaagdod k bichmein Mera dost mere pass aaya or mujhe bola ki kya mera bhai yaani ye gaon mein Hai yaa nahi .. Maine pucha kyun toh Bola uski gaadi caahiye thi bus haspataal Jaana Hai jaldi se jaldi.. Tab maine Issko phone kiya tha lekin ye Delhi se aaraha tha toh maine mere dost ko bataya ki nahi ho paaega tab woh koi dusari gaadi k jugaad mein laga gaya.. Kuch bataaya nahi ussne mujhe.. Lekin mujhe pakka yakeen hai koi jinda bacha hoga jisse leke haspataal Jaana Hai.. Or woh bhi Balwan kaa bhai kyunki wahaan kaam karne waalon se balwan ko koi matlab nahi tha..

Main-Gajab..

Chang - OH hell yeah..

Main-yahaan hospital kitane they uss time..

Driver-Hospital ek he tha sahaab.. Woh bhi ab bandh hai..

Main-Uska koi doctor hai yahaan par..

Driver-Ek hai sahaab uska clinic hai agle gaon k naake par..

Main-shabbas...suno mujhe Tumhaari gaadi caahiye hogi...

Driver-main le chalunga naa sahaab..

Main-darro matt gaadi ki kimmat se jyaada deke jaaunga pehle..

Driver-gajab kartey ho sahaab itana vishwaash hai mujhe aaplogon par lejaaiye..

Main-clinic kidhar hai..

Driver-Ye sadak seedhi jaaegi 4 km baad ek gaon aaega gaon suru hota hai wahin right hand side Mahesh clinic karke hai wahi hoga.. 8.00 baje khuljaata hai woh..

Main-Bhilley bahot kaam kaa banda hai tu daru chhod de ghar sambhaal le faayde mein rahega..

Bhilley-ji dhanywaad sahaab main marne takk naa chukka paata ye karj aapne ek ghantey mein chukwaa diya...

Main-koi baat nahi..

Maine Driver kaa number liya or un dono ko utaara gaadi se and unke bataae raastey par nikal paddey 8.15 baje hum agle gaon pohanchey toh humein suru mein he woh clinic dikh gaya kaafi chota sa tha clinic.. Achi baat ye thi woh open tha.. Idhar aas pass ek gaushala thi bus or kuch nahi.. Humlog ne gaadi ek side ko lagaai or teeno niche uttare..

Chang--kya karna hai boss..?

Main-Main sochraha tum dono ki mann ki ichha puri kardun.. 2 minutes hain jo kar shaktey ho karlo ek dusare ko...

Chang-Matlab..?

Ami samjh gayi thi usne Chang ko kick maari thobdey par Chang uske liye taiyaar nahi tha lagtey he niche jaa girra woh or fir khadda hua munh se khoon thookta hua..

Chang - (Hanske) oh Ami you are so fucked now..

Ye bolke Usne Ami ko punch maarna caaha but Ami ne block kiya or yahi toh woh caahta tha jaise he Ami ne punch block kiya Chang ne laat maari same to same woh bhi same jagah par yaani thobdey par Ab niche girri Ami.. Chang ki khaasiyat yahi hai woh distraction game khelta hai.. Saamne waale ko padhke.. Ami Jump marke uthi or then dono ne ek dusare ko punch maarna caaha lekin block kiya dono ne he... Aise toh bc lamba chalega ye...



Main-Rukk Ami log aarahe hain piche..

Ye sun ami piche muddi or Chang ne maari kick uske thobdey par or woh girri firse piche jaake..

Main-Chang sun toh..
Chang ne meri taraf dekha or itane der mein Ami ne ek punch uske thobdey par maarna caaha but Chang turant uski taraf mudda or Punch roukk liya..
Chang-Slow bitch..
Or iss bich maine diya Chang k thobdey par punch jisse lagtey he woh niche girra or ab lag gayi medical treatment waali chot dono ko..
Ami-holy fuck..
Chang-that hurts..

Main-Bus hogaya...

Ami-what..? Abhi toh maja aane laga tha..

Main-kaam karna hai chup reh.. Andar dono chup rehna bolna 2 Bandon ne tumhaare paise cheeney or maara bhi..

Chang-what the fuck.. Mujhe laga sachi mein fight karne ko bolrahe ho..

Main-Technically Haan.. Physically no.. Chalo..

Humlog andar aaye toh woh doctor Pooja kar raha tha shyad abhi aaya he tha.. ek chota sa cabin tha jisme ek table or chair doctor k liye ek bed patients k liye or kuch chairs thi...

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Update-166(Chang And Ami Are Insane)




Chang or Ami ne apne cehre aise banaae jaise sach mein pitt ke aae hain.. Doctor 45-50 ki ummar kaa tha aankhon par chasma or Galle mein stethoscope..


Main - Doctor...

Ye sun woh humaari taraf mudda..

Doctor - aao aao baitho.. Ufff ye kya hua..

Main-Ji darshal humlog pichle gaon mein rukey they main dukaan se Paani laaney gaya toh 2 bandey aaye or inke paise cheenke inhe maarke chale gaye...

Doc-ghatiya he log honge jo bechaari ek ladki par hath uthaaya.. Aao beta pehle tum aao..

Ye sun Ami aage gayi.. Or usne apne bagal mein baithaaya Ami ko or cotton se uske munh se khoon saaf karne laga..

Doc-oho ho kaise maara hai bechaari ko.. Koi naa beta abhi theek hojaaega...

Ami-thank you..

Doc-waise beta ye pollution mask kyun lagaaya hai yahaan kaa weather toh pure haryana mein sabse badhiya hai..

Main-actually main alergic hun uncle dhool mitti se issliye..



Doc-theek theek.. Waise kahaan se ho beta yahan k toh nahi lagtey..

Main-ji Delhi se hain.. Yahaan ek report cover karne aaye hain.. Woh Jo factory Case thaa naa uspar..

Doc-acha acha..

Main--ji sab hogaya lekin aakiri mein atak gaye hain... Kuch gaon waalon ne bataaya ki ek yaa do bandey usme bachgaye they jinda unhe hospital lejaaya gaya lekin wahaan jaake pata chala toh hospital wahaan hai he nahi..

Ye sunke uss doctor ne apna treatment bich mein he rokk k mujhe ghurra.. Or fir waapis treatment mein lag gaya....

Main-aapko kuch maalum Hai uncle ji uss hospital k baare mein..

Doc-n. N. Nahi mujhe kya maalum hoga beta..

Boltey boltey uske hath tej tej kaam karne lage pehle jo woh aaram aaram se carefully cotton laga raha tha ab jaldbaaji karne laga or jald he Chang ko bulaaya ussne...Mujhe jawaab milgaya Tha woh jaanwar jinda bacha tha Balwan ne bachaya tha.. Lekin itane time baad kyun aaya woh waapis... Kaafi sawaal they mere pass doctor mere koi kaam kaa nahi tha ussne bina bole sab bataa diya tha..

Jald he chang bhi ready tha Jaane ko.. Maine usko paise diye...

Main-waise uncle iss gaon mein koi ghumney ko jagah bhi hai kya..

Ispar woh tapaak se bol padda..

Doc-haina beta Ramjilal ki kothi hai yahaan kothi kya abtoh khandar he rehgaya hai lekin uske bichon bich ek kuwa hai kaafi dekhne laayak... Pass he hai yahaan se gaon k bahaar ki taraf seedhe nikal jaao kacha raasta aage jaake bheeda hojaaega wahaan se aage seedhe chale Jaana toh woh haweli kaa dhaancha dikh jaaega...

Main-Achaa bahot he shukriya uncle..

Doc-koi naa koi naa beta..

Humlog wahaan se bahaar aaye toh humein hansi aagayi..

Chang-ye befaltu mein he fans gaya..

Ami-lol.. Stupid people...

Actually ye mera he plan tha mujhe pata tha jab issne kuch nahi bataya ki ye Balwan se Milla hua hai... Maine Jaanbujh k isase jagah puchi mujhe maalum tha ye sunshaan jagah bataaega gaon se durr or humaare jaatey he Balwan ko phone karega jo bandey bhejega humein maarne ko.. Lekin humein jaanta thodi naa Hai woh..

Humlog ne gaadi uski bataai direction mein modd di or 1 km k baad raasta bheeda hogaya gaadi aage nahi Jaane waali thi toh humne gaadi ek side mein rouki or seedhe paidal ho liye.. Toh kareeb 1 km baad woh haweli saamne thi humaare haweli kya bc khandar tha pura... Aaju baaju durr durr takk kuch nahi dikhraha tha humlog haweli k andar aaye toh wahaan 4on taraf ghaas fuss paid podhey ugg aaye they wahin humein woh kuwa dikha bc kaafi gehra tha andar Paani abhi bhi tha kaala ekdum kichad maafik... Humlog wahin baith gaye...wait karna tha..

Chang-so kya karna hai boss..

Main-puch kya raha hai isme..


Chang-Nahi I mean maar nahi shakta main yahaan kissi ko toh kya karna hai coma, half dead or what...?

Main-naa yahaan I give you permission agar mere koi kaam k nahi hue woh toh maardena sabko.. I don't give a fuck..

Ye sun Chang ki aankhein chamki..

Chang-Seriously...??

Main-yep..


Chang-oh hell yeah..

Chang ne apni pant se apni pistol nikaali Berreta M9.. Uski favorite pistol hai ye or fir usne apni piche ki jeb se uska suppressor nikaala shor Sharaaba passand nahi hai usse humessa suppressor carry karta hai apne sath..

Ami-look at that our scary bitch using guns..

Chang--Tujhe passand nahi it doesn't mean guns are bad.. Tu kisase maaregi hathon se kyunki teri katana watana toh hai nahi...

Ami-I always come prepared bitch..

Ye bol Ami ne niche jukhi or apne ghutno k pass se 2 knives nikaale... Chote lekin sharp..

Main-ssshhhhh...!!! Aaraha Hai koi..

Mujhe awaajein sunaai di kuch Bandon ki.. Or ahista ahista woh awaajein najdeek aane lagi.. Or 1 minute k andar 11 bandey humaare saamne aake khadey hogaye.. Desi lag rahe they shakal se he lekin hattey kattey they 2 k bass dunali banduk thi baaki k pass talwaar yaa rod dandey wagairaah...


Aadmi-ye lo maadarchod daactar k kaam dekho 3 Janney hain unke liye itana ro raha tha.. Haan re baalko kon ho thaame..

Main - Woh sab baadmein pehle ye bataa tu kon or kissne bheja hai tumhe..? Balwan ne..??

Aadmi-Kissi ne bheja ho usase kya matlab thaare ko bus ye samjhlo tumhe maarne ko bheja hai..

Main-oh i doubt that... So suno bhai main yahaan baitha hun or jo bhi yahaan aake mujhe sab sach sach bataaega woh bach jaaega baaki Sab Marrenge..

Ye bolke main ek pathar par baithgaya..ye dekh woh aadmi hansa or meri taraf banduk taani..

Aadmi-ye dekh raha hai mout keh....

Woh aage kuch bol paata usase pehle Ami kaa chaaku uski khopdi mein jaa ghussa woh bhi Atleast 25 feet ki durri se woh gaya.. Niche girra woh or baaki log kuch samjh paatey usase pehle dusare banduk waale ko chang ne headshot diya goli aar paar hogayi hogi bc piche girra woh bhi ... Ab baaki bache dandey talwaar waale chang ki magazine mein 14 bullets or thi iska matlab ye sab 1 minute mein Marrenge.. Wohlog unki taraf bhaage Ami unki taraf bhaagi lekin Chang wahin se udaane laga unko bc kya flick tha uska bam headshot bam headshot god aim.. Jabtak Ami unke pass pohanchti usne 4 bandey or maardiye they.. Or Ami ko jaatey he ek ne talwaar maarni caahi lekin Ami niche baithi or uska pait cheer diya uske hath se talwaar chutti or Ami ne woh talwar niche girrne se pehle he pakadi or Uske pait k aar paar kardi woh chilaatey hue munh k Ball girra... Ami ne jhatke se talwaar nikaali or side waale ki pith mein ghonp di jo chang ki taraf jaaraha tha.... Chang k kaafi close aagaye they wohlog toh woh ab gun use nahi kar shakta tha issliye gun usne hath se chhodi or pehla banda rod se usse maarne laga usase pehle usane usko piche Hattke ek kick di jisase uska balance bigada or woh banda niche girra tabtak dusara aagaya Chang uske waar se bhi bacha or usko punch diya lekin woh aage kuch kar paata usase pehle Ami ne uss bandey k pith se talwaar daali or chest se nikaaldi bhenchod uske munh takk se khoon aaya.. Or dusara jisko kick lagi thi woh uthata usase pehle Ami kaa dusara chaaku uske Galle mein jaa dhansa uski gardan se hotey hue jo ami ne faink k maara tha.. Ab bacha ek banda woh rukk gaya wahin k wahin uske hath mein jo rod thi woh niche jaa girri uski gand fatt chuki thi sab dekh k or woh hath uppar karke meri taraf bhaagta hua aaya..

Aadmi2-m. M. Main sab bataadunga sahaab..

Main-toh bata or tumlog saboot mitaao apne..

Ami apne chaaku nikaalne lagi or chang talwar se unki fingerprints hataane lagaa..

Aadmi2-Sahaab hum balwan k aadmi hain ussne humein bataaya ki yahaan jaao or jo bhi Mille usse maarke laash kuwe mein faink do..

Main - ye achaa idea hai re chang faink do sabko kuwe mein... Tu bata kyun bheja ussne -humein maarne ko..?

Aadmi - woh nahi malum sahaab woh jo bolta hai woh main karta hun..

Main-Ye bata aajkal Balwan mein koi badlaaw dekha tune jaise naye logon se milna wagairaah wagairaah..

Aadmi-Itana toh nahi sahaab lekin ye jarur maalum Hai mujhe ki usse pichle kaafi hafton se bahot jyaada paisa mill raha hai..

Main-kabse hai tu Uske sath..

Aadmi- ji kaafi saal se..

Main-Ye bata uss factory mein se koi jinda bacha tha kya. Sach bolna bhosdk ye awaaj sun raha haina ye laashein kuwe mein Jaane ki awaaj hai..

Aadmi- h...haaa sahaab Kaali bhai bache they..

OH hell yeah... Hell fucking yeah.. Oh this is great...

Main-kahaan hai woh.?

Aadmi- Balwan bhai ne usse deewar todkar nikalwaa ya ths or haspataal legaye wahaan doctor log uske he aadmi they toh ussne ilaaj karwaayaa lekin uska sareer itana jall gaya tha ki pura ilaaja wahaan nahi ho shakta tha or bahaar Balwan bhai lejaa nahi shaktey they kyunki police ko pata chaljaata issliye wahaan 2 haftey takk jugaadu ilaaj karwaayaa kaali kaa or kareeb 2 maheeney baad kaali ko ghar leke aaye uske munh ko chhodke pure sareer ki khaal jalli thi..himmat nahi thi usme ek kamre mein bandh rehta tha woh hum ek do ko chhodke kissi ko malum nahi tha ki woh jinda hai Balwan bhai bachaa k rakhe they usko..balwan bhai Apne bhai se badhke maantey they usko...lekin kareeb 4 maheeney pehle Kaali bhai ko yahaan se ek gaadi mein daalke legaye humne pucha toh Balwan bhai ne jawaab nahi diya lekin ussi k baad he Balwan bhai k pass paisa aane laga andha paisa.. Uske baad kaali bhai ko kabhi nahi dekha humne..

Oh great this is great.. I love it.. I fucking love it..


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Yeh game khel raha Hai RJ aisa lag raha hai.
Nice update buddy

keep it up
 
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Looks like koi hai jo Ap ko aasani se nahi balki torture karke marna/harana chahata hai tabhi mentally attack shuru kar diya hai. I think wo smell wale case mei bhi yahi shakhs/bande involved hai.
 

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Looks like koi hai jo specifically Ap ke dinag par attack kar raha hai. Pehale wo unique smell se jisse Ap ka dimag blank ho jata hai and now uska wo past uske samne laake jisse wo kabhi lad nahi pata hai. Lagta hai opposition wali party na kafi study ki hai Ap ke upar and the result is one - Destroy the brain, u won.
 
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