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Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

Part 3 kaa title kya hona caahiye?

  • Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death

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Update-157(Winner POV)



Raat hui CM kaa call aaya ki budhau ko samjhaa diya hai woh seedha saadha banda tha uski koi khunnas nahi thi Humse.. Sacha banda tha toh cm ne jab chikni chupadi baatein bataai ki dipesh kon hai kya hai wagairaah bus done deal.. Uppar se bhenchod Chief Minister baat Kar raha hai koi chutiya nahi maanega he ofcourse...

Dinner k baad nind Lee and then next day subah jaldi uthey as 8.30 baje college pohanchna tha.. Ready hue naasta karke nikale college k liye raastey mein se Rohit ko pick kiya and seedhe pohanchey college.. Wahaan se aae canteen.. Toh 9.30 am par start tha Case..Andar conference room mein hoga Or wahaan par keval Principal Advisor or woh 5 jury honge humaare alaawa.. Mujhe or Abhi gang ko as a witness bulaaya gaya tha..

Canteen mein he Abhi gang milli humein.. Bhenchod Saara din yahin Baithey rehtey hain kya ye maadarchod... Khair gand Marrae apan ko kya.. Hi hello hui or humlog unke sath he baith gaye..

Ashish - Kya scene hai bhai..?

Rohit-Theek thaak he hai dekhtey hain kya hota hai... Tumlog kuch alag naa bolna bus jo tha woh boldena woh tumhaare pass aaya forcefully yahaan baitha tumhe lalchaane laga then humlog aae Verbal fight hui and then usne abusing suru ki and bam aage jo hai so hai..

Abhi-OK bhai..



9.30 baje theek humein bulaaya gaya humlog andar gaye toh room mein saamne stage par sofa wagairaah lage they tables k sath jo jury k liye they and niche chairs lage they jo humaare liye they.... Humlog baithey or 5 minute baad he woh 5on jury Principal or Rajendra uncle bhi aagaye...good Morning wagairaah hui and uske baad aaya Dipesh shakal aisi banaai thi maadarchod ne maano abhi chud k aaraha ho or chodne waale ne paise naa diye...

Khair woh bhi baitha.. Or Suru hua scene..

Principal-So jaisa aap sabko pata hai humlog kyun aae hain yahaan par.. Main bus itana kehna caahunga Ki sab sach bataaein jo hai so hai kissi se darrne yaa dabav mein aane ki jarurat nahi hai.. Agar koi student yahaan juth bolega toh usse suspend kardiya jaaega.. All clear..

Sab - Yes sir...

Principal-So lets start.. Pehle Dipesh tum apni side rakho..

Dipesh hua khadda voice wagairaah bilkul aisi karli maano isase sareef koi hai he nahi.. Then laga bolne woh Chutiyaapa.. Ki woh keval admission k baad he aaya tha and woh keval Abhi or baaki k sath normally baat Kar raha tha ki Humlog aae or aatey he Jaan bujh k usase panga liya and fir maara... Cctv footage already dekh Lee thi sabne toh jyaada time nahi laga..

Princ-Ok Ravi tumlog mein se koi ek apni side rakho..

Ab khadda hua Rohit apna student leader usane suruwaat ki humaari canteen entry k sath.. Bataaya ki hum canteen mein aaye usko dekha toh puchliya ki bhai tu yahaan kya kar raha hai kyunki hum sincere students hain toh humein laga kahin ye criminal forcefully naa ghuss aaya ho.. Then isne kahaa ki usse admission Milla hai jo ki humein saaf juth laga kyunki Drug record waale ko admission nahi milta kabhi bhi.. But shayad online portal or late documents verification ki wajah se usse admission milgaya tha jo humein nahi maalum tha issliye humne kahaa ki chalo principal office mein yaa fir bahaar jaao.. Tab woh abusive language use karne laga humein ukshaane laga and fir jab ladkiyon ko bhi verbally harasse karne laga toh Humse rukka nahi gaya or majburran humein usko maarna padda.. Thats it..

Jury5-woh sab toh theek hai lekin itane students they unmein se aaplog he kyun aage aae..

Rohit- shakal or sareer dekhiye sir uska jaanwar jaisa hai uppar se college kaa dada raha hai woh and uppar se jail gaya hai ab students bechaare darr gaye lekin humlog ne socha ki ab darrgaye toh fir ladkiyon kaa kya hoga and kadam uthana padda..

Jury5- theek hai theek hai.. Lekin maara he kyun jabki tum sab milke yaa uthaake usse bahaar bhi chhod k aa shaktey they..

Rohit-Waise toh sir guards ko bhi bulaa shaktey they lekin uske liye time nahi tha or seedha maara issliye ki sir 3 saal pehle iski or meri ladaai hogayi thi jisme isane mujhe apni pant mein se chaaku nikaal ke daraaya tha aap college records check kar shaktey hain mill jaaega even ye suspend bhi hua tha 1 month k liye uske baad... toh main nahi caahta tha ki hum usse uthaaein yaa dhakka dein tab woh humpar waar kardey...

Rajendra - so main ye confirm karna caahunga ki Haan ye jo Rohit ne kahaa woh sach hai uske pass chaaku Milla tha and maine he suspend kiya tha usse..


Jury5-I see...

Fir unhone Abhi or Ashish se ye sab confirm kiya and baaki hum sabse pucha ki Kya yahi situation thi uss din toh humne Haan boldiya.. Fir Dipesh bolne laga I am changed now and blah blah.. Lekin usko chup karwaadiya gaya.. Jury ne 10 minutes discussion kiya and then woh senior budhau khadda hua..

Jury5- So humara decision ready hai or decision ye hai ki Ravi Rohit or Sam in teeno ko saare charges se clear kardiya jaae.. Unhone jo bhi kiya woh college or uske students k Hitt mein tha... Thats it..

Ye sun humne bajaai gand faad taaliyaa.. Principal ki gand fatt gayi nahi seriously uski shakal dekhne waali thi even maine ek photo bhi leliya uska.. Usse lawda samjh mein nahi aata kya hua... Same halat Dipesh k they uska munh khulla kaa khulla rehgaya.. .. Humlog Galle Mille.. Then main Dipesh k pass gaya..

Main-Wassup gandu.. Bola tha naa main kon hun humessa dhyaan rakhna I am AP bitch.. Tere jaise mere aage piche 1000 ghumtey hain gandu...

Dipesh-chhodunga nahi tujhe..

Main-Ab naa beta ek chance tha tera or woh gaya ab teri kya haalat hogi woh dekh.. Yaad haina kya hua tha pehle jail mein kaise gaya tha tera time by the way.. Maine suna hai tere jaise chikney ki toh gand maar letey hain wahaan.. Aisa he hua tha kya..? Bc paise waise detey they yaa free mein maarletey they teri...

Ye sun woh khadda hua chair se gusse mein foomta hua...or chilaaya "Bhenc. C.... *

Iske sath sath usane mujhe punch maarna caaha or yahi toh caahiye tha mujhe.. Usne jaise he hath uthaaya maine diya uske thobdey par bhayanak punch or by bhayanak i mean bahot he gand faad itana force tha ki woh side mein deewar se takraaya ... "BHENCHOD" Bolna caah raha Tha woh "Bhenc" He bahaar aaya keval baaki Sab andar he rehgaya.. Saare room se "Ufffff" ki awaaj aai.. Doobara naa uthega woh Atleast aaj toh nahi..

Main-Self defense self defense.. Maar raha tha mereko..

Rajendra - Bahaaar chalo tumsablog..

Main bahaar aaya.. Sathmein sablog aaye or bahaar aatey he Sam chillaya.

Sam-oh bhenchod that punch was awesome.. Holy fuck..

Main-haina..

Rohit - bc Marr toh nahi gaya hoga..

Main-naa..

Ashish - bc what the fuck..

Ravi-Hum teeno ne usko itana nahi maara jitana tune ek punch mein maardiya Abe even kaan se bhi khoon aaraha hai uske.. Ek punch mein woh bhi.. Ye Pehli baar dekha maine...

Ashish - Bhai main dekh raha tha isko usne punch half maardiya tha tab isne hath uthaaya or jabtak uska punch is tak pohanch ta iska punch usase double power se uske thobdey par padda that was lit..

Humlog canteen ki side aagaye toh ladkiyaan aage chali gayi toh Main Rohit Ravi Sam Abhi Ashish or Ajit he rehgaye they piche..tabhi piche se principal aaya..

Main-Good Morning sir.. How are you..?

Principal-how..? Kaise..?

Main-told you two words are enough AP....

Principal--But I selected the jury...

Main--And I Bought them...

Ravi-Damm that dialogue though.. :adore:.

Main-Sir kaafi time hai pata lagaatey raho kahaan chook gaye.. But always remember We Rule the whole State.. That include you too..

Ye bolke humlog aage ko aagaye..

Abhi-Damn bc gand faad dialogues woh bhi Principal k saamne... What the fuck..

Sam-bc ye waala "And I bought them" aisa laga seedha "Peaky Blinders" se aaya hai.. Ekdum kadak..

Main-I know...

Humlog canteen mein aaye Toh baaki Sab wahin they...

Anaa-Welcome back guys..

Sam-Thanks Anaa..


Main-main aata hun Nicki Mam ko khus khabri deke phone naa uthaa rahe woh..

Sam-ok.. Coffee lega..

Main-nahi..

Continued...
 

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Update-157(Winner POV)



Raat hui CM kaa call aaya ki budhau ko samjhaa diya hai woh seedha saadha banda tha uski koi khunnas nahi thi Humse.. Sacha banda tha toh cm ne jab chikni chupadi baatein bataai ki dipesh kon hai kya hai wagairaah bus done deal.. Uppar se bhenchod Chief Minister baat Kar raha hai koi chutiya nahi maanega he ofcourse...

Dinner k baad nind Lee and then next day subah jaldi uthey as 8.30 baje college pohanchna tha.. Ready hue naasta karke nikale college k liye raastey mein se Rohit ko pick kiya and seedhe pohanchey college.. Wahaan se aae canteen.. Toh 9.30 am par start tha Case..Andar conference room mein hoga Or wahaan par keval Principal Advisor or woh 5 jury honge humaare alaawa.. Mujhe or Abhi gang ko as a witness bulaaya gaya tha..

Canteen mein he Abhi gang milli humein.. Bhenchod Saara din yahin Baithey rehtey hain kya ye maadarchod... Khair gand Marrae apan ko kya.. Hi hello hui or humlog unke sath he baith gaye..

Ashish - Kya scene hai bhai..?

Rohit-Theek thaak he hai dekhtey hain kya hota hai... Tumlog kuch alag naa bolna bus jo tha woh boldena woh tumhaare pass aaya forcefully yahaan baitha tumhe lalchaane laga then humlog aae Verbal fight hui and then usne abusing suru ki and bam aage jo hai so hai..

Abhi-OK bhai..



9.30 baje theek humein bulaaya gaya humlog andar gaye toh room mein saamne stage par sofa wagairaah lage they tables k sath jo jury k liye they and niche chairs lage they jo humaare liye they.... Humlog baithey or 5 minute baad he woh 5on jury Principal or Rajendra uncle bhi aagaye...good Morning wagairaah hui and uske baad aaya Dipesh shakal aisi banaai thi maadarchod ne maano abhi chud k aaraha ho or chodne waale ne paise naa diye...

Khair woh bhi baitha.. Or Suru hua scene..

Principal-So jaisa aap sabko pata hai humlog kyun aae hain yahaan par.. Main bus itana kehna caahunga Ki sab sach bataaein jo hai so hai kissi se darrne yaa dabav mein aane ki jarurat nahi hai.. Agar koi student yahaan juth bolega toh usse suspend kardiya jaaega.. All clear..

Sab - Yes sir...

Principal-So lets start.. Pehle Dipesh tum apni side rakho..

Dipesh hua khadda voice wagairaah bilkul aisi karli maano isase sareef koi hai he nahi.. Then laga bolne woh Chutiyaapa.. Ki woh keval admission k baad he aaya tha and woh keval Abhi or baaki k sath normally baat Kar raha tha ki Humlog aae or aatey he Jaan bujh k usase panga liya and fir maara... Cctv footage already dekh Lee thi sabne toh jyaada time nahi laga..

Princ-Ok Ravi tumlog mein se koi ek apni side rakho..

Ab khadda hua Rohit apna student leader usane suruwaat ki humaari canteen entry k sath.. Bataaya ki hum canteen mein aaye usko dekha toh puchliya ki bhai tu yahaan kya kar raha hai kyunki hum sincere students hain toh humein laga kahin ye criminal forcefully naa ghuss aaya ho.. Then isne kahaa ki usse admission Milla hai jo ki humein saaf juth laga kyunki Drug record waale ko admission nahi milta kabhi bhi.. But shayad online portal or late documents verification ki wajah se usse admission milgaya tha jo humein nahi maalum tha issliye humne kahaa ki chalo principal office mein yaa fir bahaar jaao.. Tab woh abusive language use karne laga humein ukshaane laga and fir jab ladkiyon ko bhi verbally harasse karne laga toh Humse rukka nahi gaya or majburran humein usko maarna padda.. Thats it..

Jury5-woh sab toh theek hai lekin itane students they unmein se aaplog he kyun aage aae..

Rohit- shakal or sareer dekhiye sir uska jaanwar jaisa hai uppar se college kaa dada raha hai woh and uppar se jail gaya hai ab students bechaare darr gaye lekin humlog ne socha ki ab darrgaye toh fir ladkiyon kaa kya hoga and kadam uthana padda..

Jury5- theek hai theek hai.. Lekin maara he kyun jabki tum sab milke yaa uthaake usse bahaar bhi chhod k aa shaktey they..

Rohit-Waise toh sir guards ko bhi bulaa shaktey they lekin uske liye time nahi tha or seedha maara issliye ki sir 3 saal pehle iski or meri ladaai hogayi thi jisme isane mujhe apni pant mein se chaaku nikaal ke daraaya tha aap college records check kar shaktey hain mill jaaega even ye suspend bhi hua tha 1 month k liye uske baad... toh main nahi caahta tha ki hum usse uthaaein yaa dhakka dein tab woh humpar waar kardey...

Rajendra - so main ye confirm karna caahunga ki Haan ye jo Rohit ne kahaa woh sach hai uske pass chaaku Milla tha and maine he suspend kiya tha usse..


Jury5-I see...

Fir unhone Abhi or Ashish se ye sab confirm kiya and baaki hum sabse pucha ki Kya yahi situation thi uss din toh humne Haan boldiya.. Fir Dipesh bolne laga I am changed now and blah blah.. Lekin usko chup karwaadiya gaya.. Jury ne 10 minutes discussion kiya and then woh senior budhau khadda hua..

Jury5- So humara decision ready hai or decision ye hai ki Ravi Rohit or Sam in teeno ko saare charges se clear kardiya jaae.. Unhone jo bhi kiya woh college or uske students k Hitt mein tha... Thats it..

Ye sun humne bajaai gand faad taaliyaa.. Principal ki gand fatt gayi nahi seriously uski shakal dekhne waali thi even maine ek photo bhi leliya uska.. Usse lawda samjh mein nahi aata kya hua... Same halat Dipesh k they uska munh khulla kaa khulla rehgaya.. .. Humlog Galle Mille.. Then main Dipesh k pass gaya..

Main-Wassup gandu.. Bola tha naa main kon hun humessa dhyaan rakhna I am AP bitch.. Tere jaise mere aage piche 1000 ghumtey hain gandu...

Dipesh-chhodunga nahi tujhe..

Main-Ab naa beta ek chance tha tera or woh gaya ab teri kya haalat hogi woh dekh.. Yaad haina kya hua tha pehle jail mein kaise gaya tha tera time by the way.. Maine suna hai tere jaise chikney ki toh gand maar letey hain wahaan.. Aisa he hua tha kya..? Bc paise waise detey they yaa free mein maarletey they teri...

Ye sun woh khadda hua chair se gusse mein foomta hua...or chilaaya "Bhenc. C.... *

Iske sath sath usane mujhe punch maarna caaha or yahi toh caahiye tha mujhe.. Usne jaise he hath uthaaya maine diya uske thobdey par bhayanak punch or by bhayanak i mean bahot he gand faad itana force tha ki woh side mein deewar se takraaya ... "BHENCHOD" Bolna caah raha Tha woh "Bhenc" He bahaar aaya keval baaki Sab andar he rehgaya.. Saare room se "Ufffff" ki awaaj aai.. Doobara naa uthega woh Atleast aaj toh nahi..

Main-Self defense self defense.. Maar raha tha mereko..

Rajendra - Bahaaar chalo tumsablog..

Main bahaar aaya.. Sathmein sablog aaye or bahaar aatey he Sam chillaya.

Sam-oh bhenchod that punch was awesome.. Holy fuck..

Main-haina..

Rohit - bc Marr toh nahi gaya hoga..

Main-naa..

Ashish - bc what the fuck..

Ravi-Hum teeno ne usko itana nahi maara jitana tune ek punch mein maardiya Abe even kaan se bhi khoon aaraha hai uske.. Ek punch mein woh bhi.. Ye Pehli baar dekha maine...

Ashish - Bhai main dekh raha tha isko usne punch half maardiya tha tab isne hath uthaaya or jabtak uska punch is tak pohanch ta iska punch usase double power se uske thobdey par padda that was lit..

Humlog canteen ki side aagaye toh ladkiyaan aage chali gayi toh Main Rohit Ravi Sam Abhi Ashish or Ajit he rehgaye they piche..tabhi piche se principal aaya..

Main-Good Morning sir.. How are you..?

Principal-how..? Kaise..?

Main-told you two words are enough AP....

Principal--But I selected the jury...

Main--And I Bought them...

Ravi-Damm that dialogue though.. :adore:.

Main-Sir kaafi time hai pata lagaatey raho kahaan chook gaye.. But always remember We Rule the whole State.. That include you too..

Ye bolke humlog aage ko aagaye..

Abhi-Damn bc gand faad dialogues woh bhi Principal k saamne... What the fuck..

Sam-bc ye waala "And I bought them" aisa laga seedha "Peaky Blinders" se aaya hai.. Ekdum kadak..

Main-I know...

Humlog canteen mein aaye Toh baaki Sab wahin they...

Anaa-Welcome back guys..

Sam-Thanks Anaa..


Main-main aata hun Nicki Mam ko khus khabri deke phone naa uthaa rahe woh..

Sam-ok.. Coffee lega..

Main-nahi..

Continued...
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