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Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

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Ashish-Waise AP hua kya wahaan par..?

Main-Kuch Khaas nahi uske address par gaye toh andar sonam or woh dusri ladki thi.. Uske baad.. Ek second Abe woh dusri ladki kon thi..

Sam-bc mujhe kya maalum jabtoh case solve kartey he nikal leta hai tere sath he toh tha main..

Mouni-Koi Gareeb area ki ladki thi ghar waalon ko laga Bhaag gayi kissi k sath toh complaint bhi naa daali..

Main-tumko kaise maalum..?

Mouni - media... Even ab uske ghar waale accept bhi kahi kar rahe usko..

Main-what the fuck..?

Mouni-yep that's india for you ladkiyon ko kuch nahi samjha jaata..

Main - That's absurd..

Sam - Karwaa bechari kaa kuch..

Main-pehle pareewar waalon kaa he karwaadun.?

Laxm-unka toh jarur karwaao..

Maine Anjali ko call kiya..

Anjali-Yo boss..

Main-Ye jo second ladki ko leke news chal rahi hai woh sach hai kya..?

Anjali-Sadly Haan.. Usko Settle karwaa diya hai maine kaafi achi jagah hai..

Main-Great job.. Ab ye karo pure parivaar ko he uthwaalo.. Or kya kya Cases lagaane hain woh lagaao..kuch dhundo unke pass agar serious Mille toh daaldo andar nahi toh 10-15 din chakkar katwaao unke then case drop kardo..

Anjali-ok kiye kaa fall mill jaaega unko bhi..

Main-eigjactly... Or dusare logon ko sabak mill jaaega..

Anjali-hojaaega boss.. By the way Kal hospital gayi thi toh Ruhi gussa thi hum Sab par specially tumpar..mille naa ho tumlog usase..

Main-mill lunga aaj he.. Chal bye.

Call disconnected..

Ashish - it's amazing...

Main-kya..?

Ashish - how you control law around here..

Sam-Frankly speaking we control everything around here..

Ashish - True.. But it's amazing like koi movie ho..

Main-power Ashish power.. It helps a lot..

Coffee aagayi.. . Abhi gang ne1 ladka or 1 ladki or pakkad liye ragging k liye ladkiyaan chali gayi ab humaare alaawa wahaan Ajit, Ashish, lucky or Abhi he bache .. Isliye maine earphone lagaai or apne phone mein lag gaya Same Sam ne kiya Ravi bahaar chala gaya Shayad Rohit ko pick karne classes abhi suru naa hui thi so yahi tha karne ko....main mast punjabi songs sun raha tha ekdum badhiya video waadio pura mahool tha ki kissi ne mere piche se mere kandhe par hath rakha.. Hath kya rakha pura hilaa diya..
Main-what the fuck..?
Main piche mudda toh Wahaan ek 26-27 ummar ki hot ladki khaddi thi or ek 23-24 ki age kaa hatta katta ladka..or shakal se woh dono he kaafi gussa lag rahe they..
Main-what..?


Ladki-what do you mean what..? Yahi karne aatey ho college mein..? Kabse bol rahi hun main..

Main-Ek minute first of all back off thoda durr khadey hoke baat karo or secondly awaaj niche karo thirdly hua kya hai..?


Ladki-meri behen ki ragging lerahe ho tumlog..?

Maine dekha toh Woh Ladki jiski ragging Abhi wagairaah lerahe they woh ro rahi thi..

Main-Sorry I don't have any idea what you are talking about.. I was busy with my phone..

Ladki-off course-2...I know I know abhi jyaada innocent naa bano..

Main-Dude what the fuck is she talking about..

Abhi-wow. W.. Woh humlog inka introduction lerahe they toh pata nahi kya hua..?

Main-nice dude nice.. Madam aap inse baat karo they know what was going on..

Ladki-liar.. Tum inke Saath baithey ho or ab bahaane bana rahe ho..

Sam-oh hello Kiran Bedi bola naa humein nahi maalum kya hua dikha nahi kya phone mein lage they.. Yaa tumhe bhi media publicity caahiye..

Ladka-oye tameej se baat Kar..

Main-Same tu bhi.. Warna ye toh ladki hai tera munh jarur fod dunga..

Ladki-let me call the principal..

Main-ok go ahead..

Woh dono wahaan se gaye or apni roti behen ko sath legaye..

Main-bhosdk bakchod gandu aisa kya kiya..?

Ashish--frankly speaking kuch bhi nahi thoda loudly baat he ki thi ki rone lagi humein kyaa maalum tha bc iske bhai behen sath aae honge drop karne..

Sam-toh maadarchod ladkiyon ko toh baksh do..

Abhi-bhai kuch bhi nahi kiya tha humne..

Main - Ragging charges nahi lagenge don't worry.. Physically kuch nahi kiya tumlog ne.. Or mentally 5 Minute mein hoga kuch nahi.. Toh principal aaega thoda sunaaega and bus that's it.. Mujhe sunaaega toh aaj gaali khaaega likh k lele.. Bus tumlog ye dhyaan rakhna ki tumne touch bhi naa Kiya hai usko. Cctv lage hain dikhaadenge Bolna.

Sam-Haan bc..

Main-gand Marrae.. Bc dhyaan rakha karo be.

Ye bolke maine firse earphone lagaaliye.. Lekin 5 minute baad fir kissi ne hilaaya toh ye Sam tha usne Mujhe piche dekhne ko kahaa toh piche woh ladki uski behen uska bhai Principal or College Advisor Rajendra uncle and half college khadda tha.. Or sab mujhe he ghurr rahe they...

Main-tumlog pehle kuch bolo usase pehle he bataadun mera koi involvement nahi tha yahaan jo hua I don't have any idea what happened here.. I was busy with my phone just saamne camera lagein hain check karwaalo I don't mind..thankyou..

Ye bolke main firse seedha hogaya..

Ladki-Ye kya attitude hua bhalla.. Principal se aise baat kartey hain iss college mein students..

Main - Nope main special case hun..

Isbich uski behen boli jiski ragging hui thi..

Laski1-di actually woh sach kehrahe hain unhone kuch nahi kiya..

Main-thank you Madam...And haan also please don't disturb me again thanks..

Ye bolke maine earphone lagaaliye bus dikhaave k liye gaana waanaa naa chalaaya..sunana caahta tha main wohlog munh se kitana huggenge..

Sam-Same here main toh last seat par baitha hun...

Ladki1-Haan woh bhi nahi they inke sath..

Sam-thank you..

Principal - Abhi Ashish Ajit and Lucky what the hell is going on here..

Lucky - Nothing sir aisa toh kuch hua he nahi tha yahaan par...actually ye andar aai toh Humne khali introduction k liye puchliya inke baare mein or aapko Abhi kaa toh maalum Hai kitani loud voice hai iski bus ussi se darr gayi woh.. You can confirm it with anyone in this canteen also you can check the camera footage..

Principal-Neha beta kya yelog sach bolrahe hain..??

Neha - yesss sir.. Main darrgayi thi...

Lucky - Thankyou... Dekha sir that's it.. Ab College president K hissab se dekha jaae toh humne bus introduction he liya tha or apne baare mein bataaya Tha ki hum kon hain or Agar help caahiye toh kahaan millenge that's it..

Principal - Shreya beta ye dekho ab ye sab toh normal hai colleges mein...

Toh iss jhantu ladki kaa naam Shreya tha but hai kon ye..

Shreya-Toh tum roo kyun rahi thi.. Great jab kuch hua he nahi toh itana overreact kyun kiya.. Mujhe laga kuch hua.. And itana bada scene hogaya...

Principal - it's ok first day of college aisa ho jaata hai.. Pressure hota hai kaafi..

Mera phone baja rohit kaa tha maine earphone nikaale..

Rohit - bc canteen mein bhaari bheed lagi hai...

Main-andar he hun main..

Rohit - kya hua..?

Main-(aaram se) kuch naa ragging chal rahi hai mast tu aaja agar maja lena hai toh..

Rohit - bc abhi aaya.

Call disconnected..

Bheed kaafi thi or thodi derr baad he mujhe rohit ki awaaj aai..

Rohit-Hatto be kahaan Hai ragging dekhne toh do..

Ravi-hatt naa be... Juttey se durr reh bey jhantu..

Lekin Ravi or Rohit ko saamne principal dikh gaya principal ne Rohit or Ravi ko ghurra..

Rohit-Mujhe dekhne do kon hai ragging waala humaare college mein aisa kon aagaya..

Ravi- Rusticate he karwaadenge aaj.. Ruining the name of this college.



Princ-Ravi Rohit.. Welcome...

Rohit-Good morning sir..

Ravi-Morning Sir..

Princ-Good morning...

Rohit-kya hua sir...?

Princi-Kuch hua nahi.. Rohit mujhe lagta hai you should become college president again.. Tum he sudhaar shaktey ho inogon ko...

Rohit-I know but no time sir.. Busy with life..


Princ-Neha beta meet him He is Rohit our ex president and one of the nicest guys in this college toh agar koi help caahiye ho toh iske pass Jaana naa ki Inlog k pass....


Ravi-eigjactly yelog Tumhaari problem leke protest karne lagjaaenge...

Sam-lol true..

Ye sun mujhe bhi hansi aagayi..

Princ-Sadly yess... Rohit meet Neha..

Rohit-Hello..

Neha-Hi.. Nice to meet you.

Rohit-Same here..

Rajendra - chalo principal sir i think confusinon tha solve hogaya..

Prin-Yeah.. Let's go..

Woh dono gaye sath sath saari bheed gayi.. Or unke jaatey he Rohit ne mujhe maara majak mein..

Rohit-bc marwaaega kya.. Woh seedha mere bapu k pass call karega.

Shreya-Hello Rohit..

Rohit-Hello.. Aap kon..?

Shreya-I am Neha's Sister..

Rohit-oh hi... Hello.. Please have a seat..

Woh jhantu ladka ladki wahaan baithgaye..

Shreya-So as principal sir said you are one of the nicest guys in this college..

Rohit-I am..

Ravi-Same here..

Rohit-shut up Ravi..

Shreya-Actually first of all sorry guys for the miscommunication..

Abhi-it's ok..

Lucky-yep..

Ajit - no problem..

Shreya- So Rohit please take care of her..

Rohit-Sure.. Oye president shakal dekh le abhi se dhyaan rakhana...

Abhi - Ji bhai...

Ye bhenchod naya character kon aagaya story mein.. Kahaan se... Vip hai for sure.. Dekhtey hain hai kon..

Continued..
 

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Ashish-Waise AP hua kya wahaan par..?

Main-Kuch Khaas nahi uske address par gaye toh andar sonam or woh dusri ladki thi.. Uske baad.. Ek second Abe woh dusri ladki kon thi..

Sam-bc mujhe kya maalum jabtoh case solve kartey he nikal leta hai tere sath he toh tha main..

Mouni-Koi Gareeb area ki ladki thi ghar waalon ko laga Bhaag gayi kissi k sath toh complaint bhi naa daali..

Main-tumko kaise maalum..?

Mouni - media... Even ab uske ghar waale accept bhi kahi kar rahe usko..

Main-what the fuck..?

Mouni-yep that's india for you ladkiyon ko kuch nahi samjha jaata..

Main - That's absurd..

Sam - Karwaa bechari kaa kuch..

Main-pehle pareewar waalon kaa he karwaadun.?

Laxm-unka toh jarur karwaao..

Maine Anjali ko call kiya..

Anjali-Yo boss..

Main-Ye jo second ladki ko leke news chal rahi hai woh sach hai kya..?

Anjali-Sadly Haan.. Usko Settle karwaa diya hai maine kaafi achi jagah hai..

Main-Great job.. Ab ye karo pure parivaar ko he uthwaalo.. Or kya kya Cases lagaane hain woh lagaao..kuch dhundo unke pass agar serious Mille toh daaldo andar nahi toh 10-15 din chakkar katwaao unke then case drop kardo..

Anjali-ok kiye kaa fall mill jaaega unko bhi..

Main-eigjactly... Or dusare logon ko sabak mill jaaega..

Anjali-hojaaega boss.. By the way Kal hospital gayi thi toh Ruhi gussa thi hum Sab par specially tumpar..mille naa ho tumlog usase..

Main-mill lunga aaj he.. Chal bye.

Call disconnected..

Ashish - it's amazing...

Main-kya..?

Ashish - how you control law around here..

Sam-Frankly speaking we control everything around here..

Ashish - True.. But it's amazing like koi movie ho..

Main-power Ashish power.. It helps a lot..

Coffee aagayi.. . Abhi gang ne1 ladka or 1 ladki or pakkad liye ragging k liye ladkiyaan chali gayi ab humaare alaawa wahaan Ajit, Ashish, lucky or Abhi he bache .. Isliye maine earphone lagaai or apne phone mein lag gaya Same Sam ne kiya Ravi bahaar chala gaya Shayad Rohit ko pick karne classes abhi suru naa hui thi so yahi tha karne ko....main mast punjabi songs sun raha tha ekdum badhiya video waadio pura mahool tha ki kissi ne mere piche se mere kandhe par hath rakha.. Hath kya rakha pura hilaa diya..
Main-what the fuck..?
Main piche mudda toh Wahaan ek 26-27 ummar ki hot ladki khaddi thi or ek 23-24 ki age kaa hatta katta ladka..or shakal se woh dono he kaafi gussa lag rahe they..
Main-what..?


Ladki-what do you mean what..? Yahi karne aatey ho college mein..? Kabse bol rahi hun main..

Main-Ek minute first of all back off thoda durr khadey hoke baat karo or secondly awaaj niche karo thirdly hua kya hai..?


Ladki-meri behen ki ragging lerahe ho tumlog..?

Maine dekha toh Woh Ladki jiski ragging Abhi wagairaah lerahe they woh ro rahi thi..

Main-Sorry I don't have any idea what you are talking about.. I was busy with my phone..

Ladki-off course-2...I know I know abhi jyaada innocent naa bano..

Main-Dude what the fuck is she talking about..

Abhi-wow. W.. Woh humlog inka introduction lerahe they toh pata nahi kya hua..?

Main-nice dude nice.. Madam aap inse baat karo they know what was going on..

Ladki-liar.. Tum inke Saath baithey ho or ab bahaane bana rahe ho..

Sam-oh hello Kiran Bedi bola naa humein nahi maalum kya hua dikha nahi kya phone mein lage they.. Yaa tumhe bhi media publicity caahiye..

Ladka-oye tameej se baat Kar..

Main-Same tu bhi.. Warna ye toh ladki hai tera munh jarur fod dunga..

Ladki-let me call the principal..

Main-ok go ahead..

Woh dono wahaan se gaye or apni roti behen ko sath legaye..

Main-bhosdk bakchod gandu aisa kya kiya..?

Ashish--frankly speaking kuch bhi nahi thoda loudly baat he ki thi ki rone lagi humein kyaa maalum tha bc iske bhai behen sath aae honge drop karne..

Sam-toh maadarchod ladkiyon ko toh baksh do..

Abhi-bhai kuch bhi nahi kiya tha humne..

Main - Ragging charges nahi lagenge don't worry.. Physically kuch nahi kiya tumlog ne.. Or mentally 5 Minute mein hoga kuch nahi.. Toh principal aaega thoda sunaaega and bus that's it.. Mujhe sunaaega toh aaj gaali khaaega likh k lele.. Bus tumlog ye dhyaan rakhna ki tumne touch bhi naa Kiya hai usko. Cctv lage hain dikhaadenge Bolna.

Sam-Haan bc..

Main-gand Marrae.. Bc dhyaan rakha karo be.

Ye bolke maine firse earphone lagaaliye.. Lekin 5 minute baad fir kissi ne hilaaya toh ye Sam tha usne Mujhe piche dekhne ko kahaa toh piche woh ladki uski behen uska bhai Principal or College Advisor Rajendra uncle and half college khadda tha.. Or sab mujhe he ghurr rahe they...

Main-tumlog pehle kuch bolo usase pehle he bataadun mera koi involvement nahi tha yahaan jo hua I don't have any idea what happened here.. I was busy with my phone just saamne camera lagein hain check karwaalo I don't mind..thankyou..

Ye bolke main firse seedha hogaya..

Ladki-Ye kya attitude hua bhalla.. Principal se aise baat kartey hain iss college mein students..

Main - Nope main special case hun..

Isbich uski behen boli jiski ragging hui thi..

Laski1-di actually woh sach kehrahe hain unhone kuch nahi kiya..

Main-thank you Madam...And haan also please don't disturb me again thanks..

Ye bolke maine earphone lagaaliye bus dikhaave k liye gaana waanaa naa chalaaya..sunana caahta tha main wohlog munh se kitana huggenge..

Sam-Same here main toh last seat par baitha hun...

Ladki1-Haan woh bhi nahi they inke sath..

Sam-thank you..

Principal - Abhi Ashish Ajit and Lucky what the hell is going on here..

Lucky - Nothing sir aisa toh kuch hua he nahi tha yahaan par...actually ye andar aai toh Humne khali introduction k liye puchliya inke baare mein or aapko Abhi kaa toh maalum Hai kitani loud voice hai iski bus ussi se darr gayi woh.. You can confirm it with anyone in this canteen also you can check the camera footage..

Principal-Neha beta kya yelog sach bolrahe hain..??

Neha - yesss sir.. Main darrgayi thi...

Lucky - Thankyou... Dekha sir that's it.. Ab College president K hissab se dekha jaae toh humne bus introduction he liya tha or apne baare mein bataaya Tha ki hum kon hain or Agar help caahiye toh kahaan millenge that's it..

Principal - Shreya beta ye dekho ab ye sab toh normal hai colleges mein...

Toh iss jhantu ladki kaa naam Shreya tha but hai kon ye..

Shreya-Toh tum roo kyun rahi thi.. Great jab kuch hua he nahi toh itana overreact kyun kiya.. Mujhe laga kuch hua.. And itana bada scene hogaya...

Principal - it's ok first day of college aisa ho jaata hai.. Pressure hota hai kaafi..

Mera phone baja rohit kaa tha maine earphone nikaale..

Rohit - bc canteen mein bhaari bheed lagi hai...

Main-andar he hun main..

Rohit - kya hua..?

Main-(aaram se) kuch naa ragging chal rahi hai mast tu aaja agar maja lena hai toh..

Rohit - bc abhi aaya.

Call disconnected..

Bheed kaafi thi or thodi derr baad he mujhe rohit ki awaaj aai..

Rohit-Hatto be kahaan Hai ragging dekhne toh do..

Ravi-hatt naa be... Juttey se durr reh bey jhantu..

Lekin Ravi or Rohit ko saamne principal dikh gaya principal ne Rohit or Ravi ko ghurra..

Rohit-Mujhe dekhne do kon hai ragging waala humaare college mein aisa kon aagaya..

Ravi- Rusticate he karwaadenge aaj.. Ruining the name of this college.



Princ-Ravi Rohit.. Welcome...

Rohit-Good morning sir..

Ravi-Morning Sir..

Princ-Good morning...

Rohit-kya hua sir...?

Princi-Kuch hua nahi.. Rohit mujhe lagta hai you should become college president again.. Tum he sudhaar shaktey ho inogon ko...

Rohit-I know but no time sir.. Busy with life..


Princ-Neha beta meet him He is Rohit our ex president and one of the nicest guys in this college toh agar koi help caahiye ho toh iske pass Jaana naa ki Inlog k pass....


Ravi-eigjactly yelog Tumhaari problem leke protest karne lagjaaenge...

Sam-lol true..

Ye sun mujhe bhi hansi aagayi..

Princ-Sadly yess... Rohit meet Neha..

Rohit-Hello..

Neha-Hi.. Nice to meet you.

Rohit-Same here..

Rajendra - chalo principal sir i think confusinon tha solve hogaya..

Prin-Yeah.. Let's go..

Woh dono gaye sath sath saari bheed gayi.. Or unke jaatey he Rohit ne mujhe maara majak mein..

Rohit-bc marwaaega kya.. Woh seedha mere bapu k pass call karega.

Shreya-Hello Rohit..

Rohit-Hello.. Aap kon..?

Shreya-I am Neha's Sister..

Rohit-oh hi... Hello.. Please have a seat..

Woh jhantu ladka ladki wahaan baithgaye..

Shreya-So as principal sir said you are one of the nicest guys in this college..

Rohit-I am..

Ravi-Same here..

Rohit-shut up Ravi..

Shreya-Actually first of all sorry guys for the miscommunication..

Abhi-it's ok..

Lucky-yep..

Ajit - no problem..

Shreya- So Rohit please take care of her..

Rohit-Sure.. Oye president shakal dekh le abhi se dhyaan rakhana...

Abhi - Ji bhai...

Ye bhenchod naya character kon aagaya story mein.. Kahaan se... Vip hai for sure.. Dekhtey hain hai kon..

Continued..
Kabhi Kabhi lagta sheet paper pe saare charecters ka name episode wise chart bana ke likh du, sala confusion itna ho riya he :sigh:
 
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