Update-135(Exam-2)
Ashish - ye Centre Warden k sath setting hai apni.. Help caahiye toh bataa dena..
Main - No Thanks.. Enjoy yourself...
Ashish - padhne waale bandey bc kya jarurat hum jaison ki cheating ki..
Main - nahi correction hai agar padha nahi hota toh bhi tere idea se cheating nahi karunga main.. No Thanks..
Ashish - hehe..
Humlog room mein aaye toh ek female teacher thi 25-26 ki ummar hogi.. Dikhne mein theek thaak thi.. Ashish jaatey he uske pass gaya usko kuch bataaya shayad Jaan pehchaan confirm Kar raha tha.. Meri seat last bench par thi.. Thank god piche diwaar toh millegi sahara lene ko.. Iss room mein Meri Jaan pehchaan k or bhi bandey they jinmeim humaare president Abhi sahaab bhi they jo merese side waali line mein baitha tha.. Uske alaawa Ashish Ajit sneha toh they he..
Main apne bench par baitha aake.. Double sitter bench they.. Mere side waale bench par Sneha baithi.. Or uske aage waale bench par Ashish And Ajit..
Sneha-Oh my god i am nervous..
Main - usase kya hojaaega..? exam badhiya hoga kya nervous hone se.. ?aisa hai toh Bataana Haan main bhi nervous hojaaunga..
Sneha-he.. He... He.. Not funny AP..
Main-Just Kidding.. By the way main free advice deta nahi hun kissi ko but tumhe dedeta hun Jitana nervous hogi utana kharaab paper jaaega... Toh dekhlo nervous hoke pure saal ki mehnat kharaab karni hai yaa fir exam clear karna hai..
Sneha-True.. But i can't help it..
Main - 20 number he toh caahiye 60 mein se isme kya dikkat Hai 2 question attempt karna and bammm 30 number..
Sneha-itana bhi easy naa Hai..
Main-Chill.. Tumlog k pass toh cheating bhi haina toh kya dikkat uppar se ye bhaddi shakal ki teacher se bhi setting hai no problem.. Ab nervous naa ho..
Sneha-I'll try..
9 baje humein Sheet milli or uspar naam wagairaah likhne k baad humein Milla question paper..
Question Paper kaa scene ye tha ki total 6 question they unmein se 1st toh compulsory tha.. Uske alaawa 5 mein se koi 3 attempt karne they.. 15 number kaa harr ek question tha..Paper miltey he maine apne aap ko 20 seconds di shant hone k liye and then ek lambi Sans leke paper mein ghussa main.. Or Pehli baar padhne k baad mujhe realise hua ki mujhe 50 number k aas pass kaa jugaad aata hai isme.. Question mein choice deke bahot badhiya kaam kiya Unlog ne kyunki ek do questions mujhe bilkul nahi aatey they but unki jagah main dusara attempt kar shakta tha..
First question jo jaruri tha karna uske 5 part they per part 3 number kaa.. Woh easy he tha.. 9.06 minute par main exam mein laga.. Pehla question attempt kiya..
"Superconductor is a perfect diamagnetic", Explain.. "
Ye questions they first Question mein.. Bhenchod bina padhe kar leta aise questions main.. Pehla question maine 13 minutes mein kardiya complete.. Bc I am fast as fuck..
Next question mein diagram tha or explanation bhi.. 15 number kaa tha.. Toh maine Diagram k liye mere baju mein baithey jhant jaise laundey k Pencil or equipments liye and Mast sa diagram banaaya pehle toh then uski explanation dene mein jutt gaya.. Iss bich Mujhe ghanta kuch maalum nahi tha kya horaha hai kya nahi.. Bus itana maalum tha awaaj kaafi horahi thi room mein.. Bc kya chutiya teacher hai kissi ko kuch bol he nahi rahi.. 2nd question mein mujhe I guess 20-22 minutes lage.. Uske baad main 3rd question par aaya jiske 2 parts they part (a) numerical Tha.. Fundamental frequency nikaalni thi jo bc jhant baraabar easy tha.. Actually theoritcally speaking easy nahi tha maine topic padha tha toh easy tha... Woh I guess main 5 minutes mein niptaa diya uske second part mein "Hall Effect" Ko briefly describe karna tha woh bhi kiya maine.. Bc Nicki mam is a genius mostly unhone jo tick mark kiye they wahi topics they.. Maine 45 number kaa paper kardiya tha.. What the fuck.. Bc it's easy as fuck.. Ab next question kaa 1 part aata tha mujhe, yaani 8 number kaa Orr aata tha ab maine socha karun yaa naa karun kyunki bahot likh liya tha woh bhi tejj tejj meri ungalliyaan Dard karne lagi thi.... Fir at last maine socha kar he lun kya pata kahaan number Katt jaae waise katna nahi caahiye kyunki agar mujhe aata hai toh woh pura theek he hua hoga warna hota he nahi... woh last question maine aaram aaram se kiya... Total 53 numbers kaa maine neatly attempt karliya tha.. Or maine time dekha tha toh 10:10 hue they yaani keval 1 ghanta or 10 minute laga mujhe ye bakchodi karne mein.. Ye maadarchod 3 ghantey kisliye detey hain fir.. Bc ye exam 2 baar kardun main 3 ghantey mein or fir bhi time bach jaae.. Chutiya log..
Maine apni seat bandh ki or rakh di bench par.. Ab maine dekha kya scene tha.. Ashish ki gand fatti paddi thi.. Shayad cheating ki jo parchi laaya tha usase kaam nahi chala.. Same haalat Sneha or Ajit ki thi.. Maine just dhyaan diya ki almost 95% students uss room mein khaali baithey they.. Yaa fir bench par munh rakh k so rahe they.. What the fuck.. Maadarchod gand marwaane aae they kya agar kuch aata he nahi tha toh.. Ab mere side waale ne meri taraf laalachi najaron se dekha or uska scene samjh gaya main...
Main-aise gandu ki tarah kya dekh raha hai maadarchod agar nahi horaha toh boldey.. Ye le..
Maine apni seat uski taraf kholdi or woh khuss hogaya bc maano virgin laundey ko chut millgayi ho.. Question paper codes humaare alag alag they but mostly questions same he hotey hain khaali question number badal jaata hai.. Usne ek question kiya tha khaali 15 number kaa diagram waala sala issi liye pencil leke aaya tha lagta hai aata he keval 1 tha....
Main - ek question karle jo mann kare fir mujhe Jaana Hai Aise nahi baith shakta main...
Woh copy karne laga madam mast aaram se apni chair par baithi apne he sapno mein khoyi thi.. Mujhe uss laundey ne bataaya ki pattern badal diya hai exams kaa iss baar isliye jo jo chit leke aaye they unki gand margayi kyunki waisa kuch nahi aaya paper mein maximum 15 yaa 20 number kaa aaya hoga puri class ki chit milaake..
Main-lul.. Maadarchod padhliya kar gand marwaata hai kya pure saal..
Uss bandey ne bhenchod kya tippa hai dekh dekh k bc Flash bangaya lawda.. 20 minute mein usme 21 number kaa copy maarliya..time hua 10.30 ab chaltey hain..
Main-bus kya..?
Ladka-bus bhai hojaaunga pass aapki daya se.. Bahot bahot Dhanywaad....
Main-No problem.. Chalta main
Maine apna paper uthaaya or chal diya madam k pass.. Or uske pass jaake paper uski taraf kardiya..
Madam-kya hua..?
Main - hogaya..
Madam-Nahi nahi aise kaise jaaun 11.30 se pehle allowed nahi hai bahaar Jaana..
Main-wait what..
Madam-Ji.. Baithiye jaake.. 1 ghanta Orr hai..
What the fuck.. Bhenchod ye kya bakchodi hai..
Main-Woh madam actually...
Main kuch bahana banaata usase pehle Ashish chillaya.. "A AP idhar aa be.."
Madam ko koi problem naa hui uss sound se.. Ulta mujhe boli jaake baitho.. Main Ashish k pass gaya..
Main-kya haibe..?
Ashish - hogaya...?
Main-yo..
Ashish - What the fuck..pura..?
Main-naa 53..
Ash-Bc maine teri help ki aaj tu meri naa karega..
Main-Konsi help be.?
Ashish - Sneha ko roll number maine he diya tha tera warna abhitak wahin khadda hota tu check karta.. Or uppar se bheed mein tere juttey kharaab hotey woh alag..
Main-Subh Subh bol bc teri kaali jubaan par mere jutton kaa naam Matt le.. Karwaaunga help.. Kitane number ki caahiye..?
Ashish - 8-10 ki karwaa dena bc.
Main - Dhangse bol 8 yaa 10..
Ashish - 10 karwaa dena bc.
Main - ok but dekhega kaise udhar se..
Ashish - tu yahaan aake baith jaa koi problem nahi hai..
Main--main apni seat naa change karne waala bc kamar tutt jaaegi yahaan baithey baithey..
Ashish - humlig piche aajaatey hain toh no problem..
Main waapis aake apni seat par baitha.. Or mere baithtey he Ashish or Ajit mere bench par aae uss laundey ko Apni seat par bhejdiya or dono mere bench par aagaye.. And again uss madam ko koi farak nahi padda.. Nice dude nice.. Unhone mujhe corner par kiya dusri side or meri sheet rakhi saamne jahaan se sneha ko bhi aaram se dikh jaae.. Sneha kaa Ajit kaa or mera toh code bhi same he tha...Isliye unhe keval utaarna tha same to same.. Or ye sab dekh k Abhi bhi wahaan par aagaya..
Main-Bhosdk gand faad do 4 bandey kahaan baithenge ispar..
Main utha or Abhi andar ghussa and then Main fir baitha bc ekdum bheed hogayi thi bench par..
Wohlog ki rocket ship chaalu hui bc itana jaldi maine naa likha hoga jitani jaldi wohlog ne likha.. Aage waale bhi muddey piche..
Main-What the fuck.. Kya hogaya iss college kaa haal bc 40 bandey baithey hain unmein se 15 ne paper kiya hoga khudse..
Abhi-Pattern change bhai sabki lag gayi..
Main - Shabbas..
10-15 kaa Unlog ne pehle kar rakha tha or Abhi 20 number kaa Orr karke uthke chala gaya usse jyaada lalach tha nahi... Ajit bhi chala gaya Ashish kaa thoda baaki tha kyunki usko questions dhund dhund k karne they.or jaise he Abhi Ajit apni apni seat par gaye Unlog k pass bhi dusare bench se students aae nice bc mere jhant se sabne Baal lambe karliye.. . Nice dude nice.. M
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