Update-127(Exams)
College pohanchetey he maine Rohit ko call kiya..
Rohit-class mein hun be baadmein call karta...
Main-Gandu class mein kya gand ma....
Call disconnected..
Main-Bc mera phone Kaat diya..
Sam-Jaldi chal be class suru bhi hogayi hogi...
Humlog class pohanchey toh class start hochuki thi Saamne Nicki mam khaddi thi...
Ravi-May we come in madam...
Awaaj sun saari class kaa munh humaari taraf hua or sab aise surprised rehgaye maano first time college aaein hon humlog...
Nicki-Oh my God.. Look who is here.. The 3 bandits...
Main-Good morning madam...
Nicki-Morning sir morning.. Please come in.. Bada ehsaan kiya jo aagaye aaplog..
Ravi - sorry mam mujhe viral fever hogaya tha..
Sam-Same iska viral mereko hogaya tha..
Nicki-ohh! So sad... AP tumhe bhi viral he hua hoga...
Main-Naa I don't lie main yamunanagar gaya tha koi kaam se..
Ravi-(aaram se) pata tha tu dhokebaaj nikalega...
Main -(aaram se) toh kya bhosdk ye chutiye bahaane banaaun.. Viral hogaya tha lawda hogaya tha tujhe...
Nicki-Aajaao aajao... Baitho...
Humlog ne piche dekha toh humaari seat par kuch or students baith gaye they..
Main-Kyun be maadarchod gand tod dun teri..?
Ladka-bhai aap aage baithney lagey they naa toh maine socha...
Main-Woh toh main bore hota tha akela isliye baitha tha..
Sam-Aaja be aage baith jaaenge...
Main - nice..
Humlog aage aae or 4th bench par Ashish Lucky or Sneha k sath baith gaye.. Mere just saamne apni setting Ananya baithi thi or uske sath Mouni...
Ashish - Welcome back bro..
Main-(aaram se) jaa be gay..
Ananya-Hi its nice to see you guys..
Main-Same..
Nicki-ek kaam kartey hain class thodi derr rouk detey hain sab welcome he karlo inka...
Ajit-Nice.. Arey welcome back bhailog...
Sam-(aaram se) Madam taana maar rahi thi be.. Small brain bitch..
Padhaai suru hui or again mujhe lawda kuch nahi pata chala kya chal raha hai lekin bore nahi hua....or class k baad sablog canteen ki taraf Jaane lage or jaise he main bahaar nikala toh Nicki mam k sath Ananya Arushi Mouni Abhi Lucky or Ajit mojuud they.. Bc ye padhne lag gaye lagta hai.. Lawda aisa bhi kya padhna Abe maadarchod abhi 1 ghantey class mein be thi madam andar he puchletey jo puchana tha.
Humlog unke side se nikale..
Nicki-AP...
Main-Yo..
Nicki-you know what,, next month exams hain..
Main - Wait what...?...? What the hell...
Main waapis unke pass aaya... Woh bhi ultey pair..
Main - Exam..?
Nicki-Yes.. Or tumhaare toh 1st semester k bhi hain toh iss month k end mein he honge tumhaare... Uske baad next month k first week mein second semester k...
Main-Nice dude... Nice...
Main wahaan se chup chaap nikalne laga kyunki main apna reaction sabke saamne nahi nikaalna caahta tha..
Nicki - AP... Suna naa tumne..?
Main-Yep... I'll see you tomorrow...
Ye bolke humlog wahaan se nikale...
Main-holy fucking shit bro iss month k end mein matlab... Bc...
Sam-Beta I am so fucked...
Ravi - same here...
Main-bc tumhaara toh theek hai Back lagi toh keval babhi ki daant he khaaoge idhar bhenchod college se he nikalna padega..
Sam-Tu double chudda padda hai...
Main-I know lawde bata kya raha hai.. Ab ye bataao kiya kya jaae kya tareeka hai pass hone kaa...
Sam-Padhai..
Main-bhakk bhosdk.. ye jaise humein pata he
Naa Tha.
Ravi-Toh yahi ek raasta hai bc..
Main - Haan but padhai kaise.. Koi tareeka kahaan se suru karun kahaan par khatam.. Bc first semester kaa kuch toh idea do...
Ravi-Kissi dhangke student k first year k notes le or ratta maar full bc tujhe kya problem hogi easy hai... Or tere liye mast jagah bhi bataadun ek dum shant ekdum chill..
Main-Kahaan..?
Ravi-Library..
Main-Ye kya hota hai..??
Ravi-Majaak nahi be seriously last semester Maine or sam ne wahin baith k clear kiya tha.. bc padhne kaa mood hojaata wahaan jaake..
Main-Nice idea.. Lets do it..
Ravi-abhi chal.. Tere liye ek aadh books toh wahin milljaaengi..
Main-Lets go bc.. Fuck classes abhi jaake ratta maardeta hun..
Humlog library jaarahe they ki raastey mein Nicki mam kaa cabin dikha humein jo library k just bagal mein tha toh humlog seedha usme ghusss gaye... Wahaan par Nicki madam subah k 10 baje lunch kar rahi thi...
Nicki-What the fuck you guys scared the shit out of me.. Aao Khaana khaaoge..?
Main-kuch bacha hota tiffin mein toh naa khaatey... Itana subah subah woh bhi pura tiffin.... Kitane din se Khaana nahi khaaya tha Mam..?
Nicki-exams aarahe haina yaar early morning class rehti hai ek, isliye aaj naasta nahi kar paai.. Total 2 he classes hain aajkal ek early morning or ek ye Tumhaari leke aai abhi.. Uske baad pura din yahin doubt class lagti hai.. Exam k time par sabko padhaai yaad aajaati hai... Abhi Tumhaari class waale aatey he honge.. Yahaan se jaatey jaatey 4-5 baj jaaenge..
Main-nice nice...
Nicki-Tere exam shayad next week he hain maybe 8-9 din he hain.. Aaj date sheet lagjaaegi re appear waalon ki.. Sun shyaam ko ghar aajaaya Kar Physics and electrical technology main karwaa dungi Mathematics Ritika karwadegi..
Main-Main bhi yahi sochraha tha lekin then aapne apna schedule bataa diya 5 baje aap yahaan se jaatey ho like 10-11 ghantey baad or jaate he main aajaun.. Bimar nahi karna hai aapko rest lo shyaam ko.. Main khud karlunga pass jitana Jab jarurat padegi tab aajaunga..
Nicki-Awww! So sweet..lab credits and practicals kaa main dekhlungi....Or tum dono iss semester kaa kya plan hai..
Sam- Mathematics clear.. Basic chemistry clear.. Basic electrical engineering clear..EVS clear... Physics 90% sure clear hai.. Baaki saare subjects 50-50...
Ravi-Same..
Nicki-nice nice..
Main-What the fuck.. Tumlog kaa toh set hai...
Ravi-Toh bc tere aane k baad padhaai humne bhi nahi ki ye sab pehle kaa hai bhai..
Main-Shabbas.. Abe humlog library jaarahe they naa..
Nicki-Sachmein...?
Main - Ofcourse aapko dekha toh rukk gaye...
Nicki-That's awesome jaao jaao padhaai karo... Koi help caahiye ho toh call me...
Main-Sure..
Humlog Jaane k liye uthey he they ki humaare class waale punterlog udhar aagaye.. Abhi gang unmein Lucky, Abhi, Ashish, Ajit, Arushi, Sana, Mouni, Divya or Ananya shaamil they..
Ashish - Great tumlog bhi doubt clear k liye aae they kya...
Main-Sabko khud jaisa samjha hai kya be i dont have any doubts...
Ashish-Aisa kya....
Main-Yep because doubts laayak kuch aata he nahi hai.
Ye sun sablog hans paddey..
Ashish-AP yaad hai tereko main humessa school mein tujhse jyaada number laane k liye dum lagaata rehta tha but i never succceeded.. Main harr tests mein tujhse double number leta or jab exams ko 1-2 weeks rehjaatey tu Saara kuch clear kar leta..kabhi nahi jeeta main... lekin ab jab main jeetane waala hun toh I feel sad ki agar tu haara toh tereko Jaana paddega.. So I hope ki tu naa haaare...
Nicki-You know that Ashish woh dono semesters kaa syllabus still easily cover kar shakta Hai...
Ashish-Oh I know it for sure mam..but again iska bahaana ek he hai mood nahi hai padhne kaa...
Main-Shut up.. Main library jaaraha padhne ko teri tarah time waste nahi karna mujhe..
Ashish - Library kaa pass hai tere pass..?
Main-Woh kya hota hai..?
Ashish - lol pohanch gaya library tu toh..
Nicki-hehe..
Ravi-Abe chal re jarurat nahi padegi pass ki...
Main-Bye guys..
Ashish - 20 minutes baad humlog bhi wahin milenge tereko..
Humlog wahaan se nikale or library k gate par aae... Ye bc itana bada gate tha... Or jaisa ki Ravi ne kahaa tha librarian humein jaanta tha toh pass wagairaah ki jarurat he naa paddi or humlog andar enter hue... Or andar aatey he mere munh se nikala...
Main-what the fuck...
Sam-(aaram se) chup be... Library hai ye awaaj kare toh bhi aise ki khudko bhi naa sunaai de..
Bc library nahi museum tha pura.. Ek bada saa hall tha jisme 3 floor takk library bani thi or bhenchod naa Jaane kitane students baithey they idhar... Or kitaabein itani ki bhenchod dhundaney mein ek do din nikal jaaein... Chote chote cabins baney they teeno floors par baithney k liye.. Or stream wise baithney ki jagah thi.. Hum Btech waale corner mein aae.. 2nd floor par baithney ko kaafi jagah thi wahaan hum teeno ne ek he table pakadi.. Jispar 6 chairs thi. ..
Ravi-(aaram se) tere liye books leke aata hun main...
Main-Sure..
Ravi mere liye books dhundaney chala gaya..
Bahot hua action suspense and thodi padhaai kar li jaae...
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