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Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

Part 3 kaa title kya hona caahiye?

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Awesome update brother
Gautam ne to sala lifeline bacha ke Rakhi thi ab dekhte hain kya AP uske deal Ko accept karta hai karna hi parega dimag ka sawal hai
Dekhte hain kya hota hai ab aage
 
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Update-124(No Fucking Way)




Main - Boys lets destroy them..

Mera itana kehna tha ki mere piche se silencer lagi M4 challi jiski halki halki awaaj toh hui lekin banduk chalne jaisi nahi thi. Or meri aankhein tab khulli rehgayi jab saamne khadey 3no guards wahin k wahin dherr hogaye...

Main-What the fuck...? Bro holy fuck.. Teeno headshot... Bc pura din pubg he kheltey ho lagta hai..

Jack - LOL..

Woh teeno marrgaye lekin aaju baaju kissi parindey ko bhi nahi pata chala..or hum bhaagtey hue haweli k andar enter hue jahan lawn type kuch tha.. bandey humaare aage aage they or hum piche... Uske baad haweli k andar ghussney k liye ek or gate tha jo lakadi kaa tha chota aaram se tutt jaata lekin uski jarurat he nahi paddi kyunki kundi nahi lagi thi jack ne ek laat maari toh gate sapaat khull gaya... And Jack or baaki Bandukk taane chillatey hue andar ghusse "Hath Uppar Warna Thokdenge Hill Matt maadarchod niche baith Hath uppar".... Hum unke piche piche andar ghusse Firing bhi hui shayad koi bhaagne ki koshish kar raha tha... Andar aaye toh hall mein 2 dead bodies paddi thi or 4 bandey apne hath uppar kiye niche baithey they...

Main-jack tum sab k sab bahaar jaao haweli ko 4on taraf se gherr lo koi bahaar nahi Jaana caahiye... Inmein se koi sunny ya Gautam nahi hai...

Jack-Ok boss..

Woh sab turant bahaar fail gaye..

Main-kahaan Hai woh log... Bol bhosdk warna thokdunga...


Aadmi-Gautam ss. S. S. Sahaab andar hain... Or sunny birju bandey leke gaye hain...

Main-Sunny bhi gaya hai...

Aadmi-h. G. H.. Hh... Hh.. Haaan... Woh khud tum sab ko marrtey hue dekhna caahta tha..

Main-Yahaan se nikalne kaa koi Orr raasta toh nahi haina surang wagairaah bc...

Aadmi - nn. Nahi... Uss kamre mein Hain sahaab..

Ussne ek room ki taraf ishaara kiya... Jo hall cross karke saamne he tha.. Gate bandh tha uss kamre kaa... Or jaise he hum gate k pass gaye andar se Gautam ki awaaj aai...

Gautam-Yahaan hun main...

Main-Hath uppar karke bahaar aaja bhosdk warna thokdunga..

Gautam-Tum andar aajaao...

Main-Chutiya samjha hai kya lawde...

Gau-Kuch bhi nahi hai mere pass.. Dekhlo gate kholke...

Abeer-(aaram se) side mein hatt darwaje k saamne khadda naa ho..

Humlog darwaje se side hattey..

Main - beta gautam bahaar aaja warna toh fir bomb faink dunga toh bhosdk itane tukkadey hojaaenge Ki samjh mein naa aaega kissi ko ki tu aadmi hai yaa chicken fry...

Gautam-Dekho gate khulla hai beshak dekhlo mere pass kuch nahi hai..

Maine side mein se he gate ko laat maari toh woh sapaat khull gaya.. Or saamne Gautam chair par hath uppar kare baitha tha... Mujhe laga gun hogi isliye main ek jhalak dekhtey he waapis side mein hogaya.. Woh nihatha saamne baitha tha lekin mujhe vishwaash naa tha aaju baaju koi bhi ho shakta Hai... Uske liye abki baar Abeer ne Ek jhatke se andar mundi daali or bahaar nikaali...

Abeer-clear hai.. Bathroom wagairaah hai nahi andar... Bomb wagairaah kaa Keh nahi shakta....

Main-itana dildaar nahi hai ye jo khudko blast karlega humaare sath.. Or naa he itana shyaana Hai..

Anjali-toh kya karein..

Main-1,2,3...

Ye boltey he hum teeno ek sath andar ghusse toh woh chota saa room tha or clear tha keval Gautam akela tha...

Main-Kya be chutiye itana kya bha.......

Main bichmein he rukk gaya kyunki firse wahi bakchodi hui woh smell wahi effect...lekin abki baar effect kaafi jyaada tha. Main 2 seconds mein he ghutano par aagaya Dimaag ek dum se rukk gaya bhayanak sir Dard karne laga aankhon k aage anderra chaa gaya...

Maine apna pura dum lagaaya Or main ghutano k ball he uss room se ghissta hua bahaar aaya... Or bahaar hall mein aake jameen par lait gaya apna sirr pakad kar...

Holy fucking shit.. Mera dimag ekdum se blank hogaya tha main kab kahaan kyun tha kuch clear nahi hua ek minute k liye toh aankhon k aage almost andherra chaa gaya tha... Sirr maano fatt jaaega...Yahaan takk ki sans lene mein bhi dikkat hone lagi... Agar ye jyaada derr chalta toh bc paglaa jaata main lekin thank God 2 minute baad mera vision clear hua uppar uss haweli ki chatt dikhi mujhe bc.. sirr Dard ek jhatke se kaafi kam hua... Or dimag waapis working condition mein aaya....Anjali mere uppar jukhi thi or chilla rahi thi.. Bc sans attak gaya tha... Main uthke baith gaya or jorr jorr se Sans lene laga...

Anjali ne mere sirr par hath lagaake dekha maano bukhar check kar rahi ho... Bc sach kahun toh main kaafi darr gaya tha iss kand se.. Ye maine pehle bhi kahaa tha or aaj bhi kehta hun mujhe keval 2 cheejon se darr lagta hai 1 uss ghatna ko yaad karne se jab mera kidnap hua tha or mujhe torture kiya gaya tha or number 2 or sabse jyaada important mere dimag se... Main pura paseene se bheeg gaya tha or wahaan baitha baitha jorr jorr se sans leraha tha...

Anjali-AP...??

Main-Dude I was fucking dead almost... This shit is so fucked up...

Anjali-hua kya...?

Main-wahi sab jo aaj subah hua tha lekin usase kahin jyaada strong...

Gautam-hahaha hahaha...

Gautam jo mere saamne khadda tha Abeer ki gun usski khopaddi par thi woh mujhpar hans raha tha.... Tab mujhe realise hua ki ye mere dimag kaa kand nahi hai ye iska kand hai.. Ye impossible tha nope not at all ye aisa substance nahi dhund shakta tha jo mere dimag ki aise gand maare... Nope.. Bhenchod doctors takk naa dhund Paae aisa drug jo itani burri tarah effect kare mere dimag ko...

Main khadda hua..

Main-no fucking way ye tera kand hai...

Gautam-hahaha hahaha.. Bilkul...

Abeer - what...? What....?????

Anjali-No way... No fucking way...

Main - Chutiya Matt banna bhosdk..

Gautam-Tujhe kya laga main aise he surrender kardunga jabki mujhe maalum hai ki tumlog mujhe maaroge... Ghanta...

Main-ye nahi ho shakta.

Gautam-toh jaake dekh uss kamre k andar pata chal jaaega tujhe... Thakur ki haweli mein bhi woh samaan maine he pohanchwaaya tha.. Woh subah jo police waala aaya tha uske hathon... Mera he chella hai woh...

Main-kon woh SP...

Gau-Nahi SP kahaan gaya tha... Sub inspector tha ek Dinesh Sehrawat... SP saala Dheet Insaan hai paise naa caahiye usko..


Main--sub inspector...????

Anjali-SP k sath kuch or officers bhi they unmein se ek tha ye.

Main-oh! Haan Haan Haaan... Lekin ye pakka hai ye tu nahi kar shakta naa he tu kissi se karwaa shakta so jaldi se bata ye kya hai or kisne diya tujhe...

Gautam-bilkul theek kahaa main aisa kuch nahi kar shakta or mujhe ye bhi nahi maalum ye kya hai.. Lekin mujhe itana maalum Hai ki ye tujhe 1 minute k andar maar shakta Hai....

Anjali-Oh my god...


Main - Lekin ye diya kissne tujhe...

Gautam - chutiya samjha hai kya bhai.. Aise he bataadun..?


Main-Kya caahiye...?

Gautam - Seedhi si baat hai Sunny ko ye maalum Hai ki ye kya hai pura nahi but dene waale ne samjhaaya tab thoda bahot idea hogaya tha usse... Or mujhe ye maalum Hai ki ye kissne diya humein woh kaisa dikhta hai.... Ab iske badle mujhe caahiye 10 crore rupaae or meri or sunny ki jindagi...

Abeer - OH fuck... This is bad...

Main - Tujhe chhod dun...? Tune bhosdk kitani ghatiya harkatein ki hain or tujhe chhod dun..

Gautam-Woh toh tere uppar hai... Agar mujhe maarna teri khudki jindagi se jyaada important hai toh theek hai warna fir maardey mujhe... Lekin ye dhayan rakh humaare bina tu usse dhund nahi paaega... Or tujhe toh maalum Hai iske jarriye woh kitani jaldi teri jindagi kharaab kar shakta Hai.

Yahaan meri gand marr gayi Pehli baar mera dimag confuse hogaya... No way main usse dhund paaunga bina inki madad k ... Or nahi dhund paaya toh ye meri body k sath kya kya kar shakta Hai woh bataane ki jarurat nahi hai.

Abeer - Soch kya raha haibe..isme sochana kya hai . Call kar Mangal ko... Hatt main he karta hun.

Abeer ne mangal ko call kiya or main iss system kaa koi solution nikaalne laga... Lekin iska solution mere saamne tha woh tha Guatam...

Abeer-Mangal Sun.. SUNNY ko nahi maarna i repeat sunny ko nahi maarna.... Kyun kyaa baadmein bhosdk. bahot he jyaada jaruri Hai Sunny ko hath bhi nahi lagaaega koi...

Anjali-usko bol AP ki life ka sawaal hai...

Main chup chaap khadda tha uljhaa diya tha Iss 2 koudi k gangster ne... Actually nahi issne nahi uljhaaya lawda ye uljhaaega.. Uljhaaya ussne jo ye leke aaya bhenchod kya tha kaise tha kyun tha ye.. Kuch nahi maalum tha... Sample bhi kaise lun iska bhenchod jab baaki koi feel he nahi kar shakta tha isse toh...

Abeer-AP...?

Main-I need a minute...

Toh Jo nahi hona tha woh ho chuka tha... Aisa substance market mein aagaya tha jo mere dimag ki Maa chod shakta tha.. Woh bhi bhayanak waali... Or mujhe woh banda caahiye jissne ye banaaya or woh substance bhi caahiye... Or uska ekmaatar jarriya tha ye Gautam or Sunny. Par inhe main kaise chhod shakta tha no fucking way.. Aise ghatiya Insaan ko maarne k liye koi deal nahi honi caahiye... Wahin dusri taraf ye dikkat bhi thi ki yahi ek maatar aise log they jo mujhe uss shaks takk pohancha shaktey they. Uppar se jiss type k bandey ye dono hain humaari gand fatt jaaegi Inko torture kartey kartey but ye kuch nahi bolenge.... Toh choice 2 he thi lekin inmein he lawde lage they...


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Awesome update bhai
Ab koi new villeins ki entry to nhi hone bala he.
 
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Thanks bhidulog for all the love and support keep supporting as always... Sorry thoda busy chal raha hun jaisa ki bataaya Tha toh update slow aarahe hain.. Kuch din mein ye bhi normal hojaaenge..


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Update-125(Game Over)




Gautam-Kyun hilla daala naa...?

Main-Jinda rehna hai toh chup chaap rehna kyunki ek baar agar main satak gaya naa toh mujhe ghanta farak nahi padta ki tere pass kya hai..

Abeer-Unlog ne gunpoint par rakha hai sunny birju ko.... Un dono ko yahaan leke aarahe hain or unke baaki Bandon ko police k hawaale kardiya Hai..

Anjali - Ab tu bol kya caahiye..?

Gaut-Kuch khass nahi 10 crore Rupaae or bus aajaadi main jab yahaan se apne bhai k sath nikal lunga tab tumhe saari jaankaari dedunga kya hai ye humein kissne or kyun diya...

Main-pehle kuch sawalon k jawaab de...no.1 tu uske pass gaya yaa woh tere pass aaya...?

Gaut-Woh mere pass aaya main toh jaanta takk nahi tha usse... Lekin bahot he khatarnaak aadmi hai woh...

Main-usne tujhe seedha de diya ye substance...??

Gault-Haan usne kahaa AP ko harra nahi paaega tu koi chance he nahi hai lekin apni jindagi jarur bachaa shakta Hai.. Or fir woh item diya..

Main-Badle mein kya caahiye usse tujhse..?

Gaut-Kuch bhi nahi.. Woh bus tujhe haartey hue dekhna caahta hai..

Main-nice bud... Abeer Mangal ko bol un 2no ko thakur ki haweli par leke aaye... Aakirkaar Unlog ko bhi toh pata hona caahiye hum inka kya kar rahe hain...

Abeer-lets go...

Humne Gautam ko uthaaya Police aagayi thi wahaan par toh kuch Bandon ko wahaan chhoda or humlog Nikal gaye thakur ki haweli k liye...

Gaut-waise Kamaal Ki baat haina kaise Kal takk main tumse chippta fir raha tha or aaj dekho tumhaare saamne baitha hun or tum ghanta kuch nahi bigaad shaktey mera..

Anjali-You good..?

Main-Kind of.... Don't worry...

Humlog thakur ki haweli pohanchey toh Humse pehle Mangal and team pohanch gayi thi lawn mein Birju or sunny khaddey they uske piche puri team khaddi thi.. Thakur uska pota Aman,or baaki k woh MLa's bhi aachuke they... Jack and bandey bhi humaare piche piche aagaye... Humaare uttartey he sablog humaari taraf aaye..

Manga-Hua kya...?

Main-Jack In teeno ko gunpoint par rakho...

Jack or kuch Bandon ne Gautam Sunny or Birju ko gunpoint par liya or hum sab ek side ko aaye... Hum sab matlab puri team and Gunjan...

Abeer-Hua ye ki...

Abeer ne unhe puri baat bataai toh unsabka reaction bhi wahi tha jo hum sabka tha... Unko vishwaash he naa hua iss baat par..

Ami-no fucking way...

Mangal- bc kya bol raha hai...


Jiya-OK this is Hella fucked up...

Anjali-indeed it is..

Mangal-paisa kitana caahiye 10 crore...??

Abeer-haan..

Mangal-Rishi ko call karta hun bhijwaa dega woh turant...

Abeer-Yep...

Mangal-AP...itana chup kyun haibe.?

Main-I need some time bitch shut the fuck up sochne de kuch.

Mangal-bc isme sochna kya hai... Hum inhe chhod rahe hain for sure..

Ami-100% we are giving them what they want..

Abeer-haan..

Main-I said shut the fuck up for 2 minutes please...

Abeer-sorry sorry.

So the thing is 10 crore I don't care main 50 crore dedeta isko agar paise ki he baat hoti toh. Lekin baat keval paise ki nahi hai baat inki ajaadi ki bhi hai or Inki ajaadi no way.. Bc abhi toh free tha niptaa diya Inko fir RedJohn aajaaega or Agar uss time ye log waapis aaye badla lene toh double gand marrjaaegi.. Yaa fir ye kissi dusare dushman k sath mill gaye toh like SD ko inhone information dedi toh ye sab ki hum kon kon they yahaan kaise kaam kiya kiske kehne par kiya.. Or uski wife wagairaah jinhone humein khabar di thi unka kya... Or bhenchod most importantly ye nikal gaya toh matlab ye jeet jaaega or main haar jaaunga lawda Mera track record kharaab nahi karna mujhe... Bc Kaafi tricky situation thi or mujhe bahot bakchod lagti hain ye tricky situations..

Or aisi tricky situations mein mujhe 2 he bandey yaad aatey hain number 1 bhai... And no. 2 babhi.. Babhi surely bolengi ki Inko chhod De jab meri life kaa sawaal hota hai tab woh dimag se nahi dil se sochti hain isliye unki help lena bekaar hai matlab aakhiri mein harr jagah bhai he kaam aatey hain.. So maine unko call kiya..

Abeer-kisko call kar raha hai..

Main-bhai..

Ye bolke main side mein aagaya...

Deva-yo...

Main-I need some help...

Deva-Oh tumhe bhi help ki jarurat padti hai..

Main-I am damn serious isliye comedy karne kaa sochana bhi nahi....

Deva-Sorry.. Talk to me...

Main-humne Gautam and gang ko pakkadd liya..

Deva-brilliant i knew it jyaada din kaa kaam nahi hai ye..

Main-but thodi problem hai.

Deva-kya...?

Main-hua ye ki...

Maine unko bataaya uss substance k baare mein and Gautam ki Deal k baare mein...

Deva-oh my fucking God...

Main-so ye nahi bolna ki life jyaada important hai inhe fir dhundlenge jo caahiye unhe dede... Mujhe koi dhang ki advice caahiye..

Deva-Listen..you are way smarter then me.. Lekin I am more experienced then you.. I don't care agar tu unhe chhod dega or thakur deal nahi karega I mean 4 districts tujh se uppar nahi hain.. I don't give a fuck... But the thing is Teri life kaa sawaal hai or teri choice hai.. Main humessa kehta aaya hun tujhe go with your guts jo tujhe theek lage woh kar I am damn sure tu jo karega woh sahi he hoga because tu sab soch samjh k he karta hai.. Isliye go for it... But main still kahunga ki teri life insabse jyaada important hai...

Main-thanks men... Love you...

Deva-anytime boss..

Main-I'll talk to you latter...

Call disconnected..

Abtak Abeer ne Aman ko bhi puri baat samjha di thi... Lekin unhe ye nahi bataya ki aisa kya hai uske pass jo humein caahiye..

Aman-Dekhiye Ankit ji humein koi problem nahi hai agar aap inhe chhod detey hain toh... agar aapki life ka sawaal hai toh fir humein koi aitraaj nahi hai.. But Inko saaf saf boldijiye ki paise caahe Orr lele hum dedenge lekin waapis kabhi yahaan naa aaein..


Main - Sure...

Main Gautam or Sunny k pass aaya jo mujhpar hans rahe they....

Gau- jaldi karo AP sahaab or kitani derr.. Kabtak aise rone jaisi shakal Banaa k rakhoge...

Sunny-shock mein Hai bechaara... bacha haina yahi sab kar shakta Hai...

Gaut-bade bade gundey niptaae tune lekin hum log se haar gaya... Kaise jinda rahega ye bojh leke...

Ye sunke maine usse ghurra...

Main-Tumhe kya lagta hai bach jaaoge tumlog..

Gau-o. Oor nahi toh kya humaare alaawa tumhe kon bataaega uske baare mein.. Teri jindagi kaa sawaal hai soch jarra...

Main-You know the best thing about me is" I don't Give a fuck...

Itana bolke maine Gun nikaali or Pehle Gautam ki or fir sunny ki khoppadi kholdi...ye sab itani jaldi hua ki wahaan mojjud sabki gand fatt ke hath mein aagayi... Team members kaa toh munh khulla kaa khulla rehgaya...

Main-All the things in life goes around and comes around but one thing is fixed that is "Jo kand kiye hain inka fall toh lena he padega"...... GET FUCKED BITCHES...

Abeer-what the fuck...

Mangal-what the fuck...

Anjali-Are you fucking kidding me...

Main-15 minutes pack you bags guys mission is over lets go..

Abeer-Abe... Ye...

Main-15 minutes I said.. Jaldi karo I don't want to hear anything.. Save it for home wahaan sabke lecture sununga... Right now not in the mood..

Ye sunke sab meri voice ki tone ki gehraai ko samjhke andar challe gaye.. Or insab baaton k bich maine dhyaan nahi diya ki Birju ne apni pant mein he mutt diya tha... LIKE dialogue nahi Sachmein for real pant mein mutt diya tha.. Kyunki Gautam ko khopaddi jab khulli toh uske khoon k cchintey uske munh par bhi paddey they toh usse andaaja hogaya tha ki body mein se Jaan kitani jaldi nikalti hai..

Main-Sun lawde ye sab jo jo jaise jaise jahaan jahaan kartey they sab kabool karlena or jitana lamba ho shake jail jaana... Kyunki agar tu bahaar aaya toh main tere liye specially yahaan aaunga or itani goli maarunga ki bhosdk chati mein se aasmaan dikhega..

Birju-n. J. J. Jjjiijiii...

Uske baad main thakur family k pass aaya jo stunned khaddi thi ekdum...

Main-So thakur sahaab mission completed... Bhai se baat karke deal kaise complete karni hai woh fix karlena.. Humlog nikaltey hain ab...

Thakur-ji bahot bahot Dhanywaad...


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