Update-111(Files)
Next day subah mera jaldi uthane kaa koi plan nahi tha lekin subah subah mujhe laga ki baarish horahi hai... Bhenchod room mein baarish... Maine aankh kholli toh Mere just saamne koi khaddi thi or woh itani close khaddi thi ki meri nind se bhari aankhon ko bhi kuch samjh nahi aaya.. Or main seedha bed se niche kudda darr k maare...
Main-holy fucking shit...
Maine dhyaan diya toh wahaan Nicki mam khaddi thi hath mein Paani kaa glass liye even Ritika madam bhi unke sath thi or woh dono hans rahi thi...
Riti-Good Morning AP..
Main-You guys scared the shit out of me..
Nicki-omg... Hehehehehe...
Main-Or aaplog hans rahe ho come on yaar heart attack aagaya tha almost...
Nicki-lol..
Main-Next time knock karnekaa men...
Nicki-Next time Room lock karnekaa men...
Main-Ek second aaplog yahaan kaise subah subah..
Nicki-Deva bhaiya ko thanks bolne aaye uss din ki help k liye... Puri Abhi gang aai hai..
Main--oh god..
Nicki - wohlog bahaar lawn mein Hain Deva bhaiya k sath tu Jaldi se niche aa aise ladkiyon ki tarah Matt Kar main Ravi ko darra k aati hun..
Main-Uska Room lock millega..
Nicki-khulla hai check karliya maine already...
Main-ok sure...
Main Fresh hone laga or woh dono Ravi k room k liye nikal gaye jo mere bagal mein he tha or theek 2 minute baad mujhe Ravi ki cheekh sunaai di matlab uska bhi Katt gaya tha... Main fresh hoke Niche aaya Toh Ravi mere sath sath apne room se nikala..
Main-Kya be Gandu gand fatt gayi thi kya.. Kyun chilaa raha subah subah...
Ravi-Bc Nicki mam ne darra diya subah subah...
Main-Lawde kaa James Bond banega tu teri gand toh waise he fatti paddi hai...
Ravi-Tu nahi darra kya be...?
Main - lawda Mera darega bc I am strong as fuck...
Ravi-Sun Bahaar Abhi gang aai hai Jitana jaldi ho shake wahaan se nikaal lena mujhe..
Main-Same..... Idea! bolna humein Yamunanagar Jaana Hai abhi...
Ravi-Done...
Hum dono niche aaye toh Babhi Meenu Nicki Or Riti madam hall mein khadey they... Kaka ne humein coffee di....
Main - Morning babhi, Morning Meenu...
Babhi-Morning sir... Aagaye aaplog...
Main-Kya Nicki Mam kya subah subah Abhi gang k sath ghum rahe ho aap...
Nicki-Actually unka he plan tha mera kuch nahi hai usme but unko maalum tha ki unko yahaan entry naa millegi toh isliye mujhe Or Riti ko sath leke aaein hain...
Main-Nice..
Babhi-Aao bahaar ab woh log Guests hain dhangse behave karo ab...
Main--aji Haan...
Babhi-Shut up... Chalo bahaar.
Humlog bahaar aae toh lawn mein sablog Chairs Par baithey they... Bhai Rishi k alaawa Abhi Lucky Ashish Ajit Sana Divya Mouni even Ananya bhi thi... Bc subah subah mood khuss hogaya usko dekh jeans and top mein kya lag rahi thi woh..
Main-Morning Guys...
Sab-Good Morning..
Wishes k baad hum sab bhi baithey toh Abhi ne bataaya ki jo help Deva bhai ne unki ki thi Uss din uske liye unka thanks kehney aae hain...bhenchod kitane nalle hain ye log...
Deva-So kaisa chal raha hai college..?
Ajit-Bahot badhiya Sir....
Ashish - Pehle se toh laakh gunna behtar hai Bhaiya... Yaad hai AP pehle toh sareaam Drugs or violence chalta tha...
Main-What do you mean yaad hai AP dude Maine he khatam kiya tha sab...i was the saviour... Maine Drugs waali gang ko hataaaya Woh Ghatiya president ko hataaaya even woh Corrupt Principal ko bhi hataaaya...
Deva-Actually Principal ko maine hataaya tha...
Main-Lekin reason toh main he Tha naa...
Ravi-Reason main tha sabse pehle main gaya tha...
Babhi-Leave it.. Nicki ye bataao ye teeno college mein kaise hain...??
Nicki-Actually kaafi sahi hain yelog school time se kaafi sudhar gaye hain befaltu k kaam nahi kartey yelog.. Ek he problem hai woh hai college mein aana.. Baaki Sab theek hai...
Babhi-That's Great... Teeno mein se sabse badhiya kon hai... Sam...?
Nicki-Yep by far...
Main-Yeah Ok sure Nicki mam sure...
Ravi-good joke mam.. Sam even kabhi assignments takk naa banaata half period lagaake canteen mein chala jaata hai...
Nicki-At least tumlog ki tarah sota toh nahi puri class.. half period toh dhyaan deta hai...
Main-Aajka din kaafi sahi jaaega suruwaat he aise joke se hui hai...
Ravi-Sam is better student then me..? Sapno mein bhi nahi.. AP se better hai ye Maan shakta hun main...
Nicki-AP se toh bahot better hai...
Main-Yep... Because maine syllabus kaa 1% hissa bhi cover nahi kiya hai.. Or uppar se double exam...
Nicki-But the best thing is ye 2 din mein inn dono se bahot aage jaa shakta Hai... He is so fast...
Main-But the problem is 2 din kaa time nahi millraha...
Rishi-You Guys are literally most boring persons to talk to on a beautiful Morning...
Nicki-Ohk Mr. SMART ONE... SORRY.. So AP ready hojaao sablog sathmein nikaltey hain college k liye...
Main-Oh no no humlog nahi aarahe aaj college aaj kya next 7-8 din nahi aarahe...
Nicki-What..? Kyun..?
Main - Humlog Tour par jaarahe Yamunanagar...
Nicki-Tu bolraha Tha tu nahi Jaane waala hai...
Main-College mein bore hone se achaa Hai wahaan chala jaaun....
Nicki-Oh come on yaar...
Main - Important haiga kaam...
Nicki - Cool cool...
Ravi-So ok guys aap sab baitho humein nikalna hai 1 ghantey mein or abhi takk ready bhi naa hue...
Main-Exactly... Nice to see you guys.. Buh bye...
Nicki-Bye..
Sab-Bye guys be safe..
Ye bol humlog andar aaye hanste hue..
Main-Bc ideas ki toh dukaan hai apni...
Ravi-Lol.. Chal be nikal letey hain nahaa dhoke warna fir dopehar hojaaegi lawde lagenge..
Main-Sure.. Sun ready hoke mere room mein aaiyo woh files rakhwaani hain gaadi mein..
Ravi-OK...
Hum dono apne apne room mein aae... Nahaa dhoke ready hue maine mera samaan pack kiya and then Ravi aagaya mere room mein...
Ravi-Bhosdk ye kya hai.. Itani files kon maadarchod deke gaya..
Main-Sab dekhni hain... Bc...
Ravi-Teri toh gand he marrgayi bc.. Abe ye konse jamaane ki files hain saala kaagaj toh dekh kaisa hai..
Main-Matt puch bc saalon puraani files hain.. Aadha toh samjhne mein time lagjaata hai ki likha kya hai...
Ravi-Bc 3 chakkar lagenge per banda...
Main-Nahi tu ek he kar Shyaam kaka aarahe hain woh kardenge baaki.
Ravi-Nice... Ye kahaan ki hai..
Main-Rakh de bc.. Dekh seriously bolraha hun kabhi bhi kuch bhi hojaae ye files kholna nahi kabhi bhi nahi...
Ravi-Kyun bc...?? aise darra kya raha hai...
Main-Because main ekmaatar aisa banda hun jiski gand mein itana dum hai jo ye files ikathha karli bc kiss kiss minister K phones karwaane padein hain puch Matt.. Or in sabko milaake he Red John kaa koi solution nikalega or John ko maalum Hai ye sab mere pass hain lekin agar kissi or k pass ye information gayi toh usko or uske sath rehney waale ek ek shaks ko woh maardega... Kyunki agar woh mujhse jeet gaya or yahaan jo karne aaya hai woh karne mein kamyaab raha toh fir uska retirement kaa plan hai woh gayab hojaaega lekin agar ye files mere Jaane k baad kissi k hath lagi toh woh shaks fir John k piche jaaega jo woh nahi caahta isliye ye files bahot he important hain... So jitana durr reh shakta Hai utana rehna inse...
Ravi-Bc gand he faad dega kya be... Nahi lagaaunga bhai hath abtoh uthaaunga bhi nahi gand marwaa teri... Bc darra diya subah subah..
Ravi ko samjhaake Humlog ne kaka ki help se woh files maserati mein rakhwaai or fir naasta kiya... Tabtak abhi gang jaa chuki thi..
Babhi-Dhyaan rakhna sabka kahin firse hospitalize naa hojaaein...
Main-Don't worry Babhi I got this...
Babhi-Khudka bhi dhyaan rakhna jyaada dimag use naa karna...
Main-bilkul bhi nahi...
Or thode instructions k baad actually thode nahi bahot jyaada instructions k baad babhi ne humein Jaane diya.. Or humlog 8.30 baje Haweli se nikale...
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