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Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

Part 3 kaa title kya hona caahiye?

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Kal subah bhai abhi out of town hun...
 

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Riti-Aao di Arushi se milwaadeti hun aapko andar hai woh..

Babhi-ok lets go.. Gift bhi dedungi..

Humne humaare gifts bhi babhi ko pakadaae or woh andar chali gayi Riti mam k sath...

Main-yeah thanks Nicki mam for your support... Ghar se bahaar nikalwaaoge kissi naa kissi din...

Nicki-my bad galati se nikal gaya..


Main-humein Jaan bujh k nikaala jaaega...

Divya-Tumlog ko kya hua...?

Main-kya hua...?

Divya - aise kya juth bolrahe ho...?

Nicki-Kyunki Deepu yahaan hai or deepu k saamne ye log naa kuch galat bataatey hain naa suntey hain or naa he kehtey hain... Kyunki agar kuch galat hua toh ye sab gayab hain fir...

Divya - OH my god tumlog Deepu mam se darrtey ho...

Ravi-Darrna nahi Respect boltey hain isko dumbo...

Rohit-Nahi darrna bhi bol shaktey...

Main-Yep...

Sana-Kaash Deepu madam College bhi aajaein toh wahaan bhi aise he raho tumlog... Shanti hojaaegi..

Main-Yeah No shit sherlock... Yaad karo problems create kon kar raha hai.. Tumlog.. Or unhe solve kon kar raha hai... Ummmm!!!Oh yaad aaya main... Or tum sab ko rusticate hone se kon bacahaaya hmmmmm.. Yaad Nahi aaraha simple saa name hai... Oh Haan.. Main bachaaya... so the joke is on you madam...

Nicki-Yep I must say AP kaa point valid hai yahaan...ye 4on bahot jyaada sincere hogaye hain 0 reports in past 6 months... Belive me Agar ye log puraane waale hotey naa toh tumlog ko college chhodana padta...

Rohit-then main dikhata kaise hoti hai president girri... Badi aai madam shanti waali...

Sana-Joke tha yaar..

Rohit-same here...

Main-same...

Tabhi Arushi Uski Maa, Babhi or Riti madam wahaan aai.. Arushi ki Maa bc pehle se strong hogayi thi kapde wagairaah ekdum sahi pehney they... surendra k time ekdum sukh k kaantey jaisi hogayi thi kitane atyaachaar kiye honge bhenchod ne bechaari par... Narak jindagi thi inki... But at the end we saved her... Ab dikkat ye hogayi main unka naam bhull gaya Toh ab Khaali Aunty he chalega...

Maine aatey he unke pair chue mujhe dekh kaafi khuss hui woh mujhe Galle se lagaaya... Bc narak se swarg banaai thi maine inki jindagi ehsaan toh hoga he... Abtak toh marr chuki hoti woh... Agar humlog naa hotey toh...

Aunty-Toh aakhirkaar time mill he gaya Tumhe...

Main-Kya Karun aunty sans lene ko time nahi milta Arushi se haal chaal jaanleta tha aapka..milne aane ko time he naa Milla...

Lawda jaanleta tha iska haal chaal bc Arushi se kabhi baat he naa hui ki uski Maa jinda Hai kya nahi...

Aunty-kaise millega time pura din toh laga rehta hai kabhi police, kabhi college kabhi Raajneeti...

Main-aaila aapko kon bataaya...

Aunty - TV waale newspaper waale.. Wohlog tere fan hogaye hain lagta hai...

Main-unki naa suna karo Auntyji aap wohlog kuch bhi boltey rehtey...

Aunty-Toh kya chal raha hai aajkal...

Main-Kuch khass nahi boring cheejon mein time waste horaha hai mushibatt se durr rehney ki koshish jaari hai...

Aunty-Lekin Mushibatt tujhe dhund he leti hai...

Babhi-Hahaha.. So true...

Main-Yep Keh shaktey hain... Abhi sab shant hai ek baar chaalu hua toh fir rukkega nahi and yahi meri life hai...

Aunty-lekin fir bhi tu mushibatt ko khatam kar he dega...

Main-hell Yeah... I mean I am AP... That's what I do...

Ye sun Rohit Ravi Nicki mam Or babhi hanspaddey baaki ko kuch samjh nahi aaya aaega bhi kaise apne ko jaantey kahaan Hai wohlog...

Thodi or boring chit chat k baad cake kaataa gaya thodi or bakchodi hui khaana wagairaah khaaya or lawde log hath mein cold drinks kaa glass leke aise khaddey hogaye maano Russian Vodka ho usme bc waste of time.. Ab babhi ko Arushi ki Maa se baat karni thi toh abhi or time lagna tha bhenchod main koi party mein naa Jaane waala aage se gand marwaae invitation... Or aise he shor Sharaabey se bachtey hue maine kone mein ek table dhund jispar 2 chairs thi main chair par Mast baitha or pair uppar table par rakhe and apne phone mein lag gaya... Thodi he derr baad mere piche koi aaya maine pair niche rakhe or piche ghumma toh piche Ananya khaddi thi Ananya kya bhenchod aankhein bahaar aane ko hogayi kya lag rahi thi bhai sahaab woh Brown colour k long Gown mein ekdum Pari lag rahi thi woh... Pehle bheed mein maine dhyaan nahi diya lekin ab jab dhyaan diya toh pure sareer mein sursuri doud gayi...or Pehli baari mujhe waapis aane k baad feel hua ki flirty AP jaag raha hai ...
Lawde Haryana k Raajypaal ki beti hai woh...
Maa chudaae Raajypaal bhenchod dekh toh sahi ek baar isko... Main usse aise he ghurrrta raha like for few seconds...

Ananya-Ahem - Ahem ahem...

Main-Oh Sorry...! Hi...

Ananya-Kahaan Khogaye they AP Sir...

Main - Kuch dekh raha tha you know meri aankhon ko kuch sundar saa dikh jaata haina toh unpar mera control naa rehta... Doctor ko dikhaaya hai usne bola iska koi ilaaj hai nahi...

Ispar woh khil khilaa k hans paddi or bc hanste hue toh nuclear bomb lag rahi thi woh... Ye aaya The Flirty King Bahaar...

Main - Please have a seat...

Maine khadda hoke usko baithaaya like a true gentleman...

Main-So ok all things apart galat mat samjhana i am not a pervert or something like that but you are looking stunning right now...

Ananya-Aww! Thank you... You too are looking Dashing AP..

Main-Thank you.. Thank you..

Ananya - So Yahaan kya kar rahe ho tum...?

Main-Well lets just say i hate being in crowded places...

Ananya-Iska matlab you hate people... Kahin Misanthropic toh nahi tum...

Main--Are naa naa not like that... I don't personally hate people... Ye toh Jab woh log ek sath hotey haina or fir baatein kartey hain jinka koi logic nahi hota koi sense nahi hoti koi matlab nahi hota I found that stupid... Mujhe usase irritation hoti... Woh sab main seh nahi shakta isliye durr he rehta hun...

Anan-Fir bhi yahaan aae tum... Koi khass wajah..?

Main-naa Aunty ji kaafi time se milana caah rahi thi aaj mouka laga toh aagaya..

Ana-So why She likes you so much...?

Main-ummm! Ye lagaalo Maine unki Jaan bachaai hai past mein...

Ana-Great.. But Arushi k dad toh tumhaare enemy they naa..

Main-Haan Infact ussi se toh Jaan bachaai hai maine inki...

Ana-maine suna bahot gandey Inshaan they woh...

Main-Yep he was... And at the end of the day apana fall leke gaya woh...

Ana-Tumlog ne... Woh I mean...?

Main-Yeah Police killed him burnt his empire to the ground or yahi deserve karta tha woh...

Ana-Yep... So mere dad sahi bolrahe they Tumlog Undisputed Rulers ho North India k..

Main-Indeed we are...

Ana-that's so sweet of you ki tumlog jarurat mand logon ki help kartey ho... That's great...

Main-simple si baat hai Past mein mere dadaji ne or ab babhi ne humein humessa yahi sikhaya hai ki agar tum kissi ki bhi madad kar shaktey ho toh jarur karo doesn't matter kitana tuff ho woh... I mean humaare pass itana paisa hai power hai behissab so bahot aaashaan hai logon ki Help karna...

Ana-I really like that... Still media mein kuch log tumlog par Power or Money k misuse kaa iljaam lagaatey hain...

Main-oh believe me Humse jyaada misuse toh koi karta he nahi hai power and paise kaa... We do whatever we want whenever we want.. We make laws we make rules we break them and then we make them again... I mean itani power kaa benefit kya hai jab apne liye use naa kar shako...i mean ye sab apni jagah sahi hai ki humlog sabki help kartey hain caahe jaise bhi ho unke liye apni Jaan jokhim mein daaltey hain lekin humlog koi saadhu mahaatma nahi hain... We enjoy our life... Jaise ye lagaalo humaare pass over 200 crore ki toh keval vehicles he hain... Ye hua naa misuse..

Ye sunke uska fuse udgaya..

Ana-200 crores...

Main-Yep..personal cars uske alaawa Humaare workers k vehicles job vehicles or main security staff k vehicles...

Ana-200 crore is like half of humaari family ki net worth...

Main-so point ye hai ki humlog paisa Paani se bhi tejj bahaatey hain or fir bhi logon ki madad k liye bahot jyaada bach jaata hai and uske baad bhi bahot bahot jyaada bank mein chala jaata hai toh ye sab parallel mein Hai...

Ana-Oh my god you guys are something else... I mean that's awesome.. But tum sab logon ki madad kartey ho that's the main part.. It doesn't matter tum apne baaki money se kya kartey ho...like I don't believe in money I hate it but abhi meri family k pass hai money toh main usase logon ki Madad kar deti hun toh paise k baare mein yahi achi baat lagti hai mujhe...


Main-Yep that's great...



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Next day subah main fir college pohancha Pehli 2 classes lagaai... Fir free period tha toh Sab canteen ki taraf nikal liye...

Ana-AP aarahe ho tum...

Main-kidhar...?

Ashish-Canteen mein...

Main-Yep.. Or yahaan baithke kya karunga...

Wahaan se main Abhi gang k sath canteen mein aaya Coffee order ki or unke sath baithgaya..

Ashish-So what's new...

Main-Mere shoes new hain 2nd time pehney hain aaj...

Ajit-lol..

Ashish-I mean kya Naya hua hai..

Main-kuch bhi nahi yahin toh hun main mujhe kya maalum...

Ashish-Mereko Sachmein believe nahi horaha tujhe yahaan chhodke gaye wohlog..

Main - Uska main kya kar shakta hun ab jo hai tere saamne hai...

Mera Phone baja maine pick kiya Abeer kaa tha...


Abeer-Haweli Pohanch jaldi se..

Main-Kya hua...

Abeer-Problem...

Main-Kitani badi...

Abeer-Bahot badi... Kand hogaya hai..

Main-fuck me dude.. On my way..

Call disconnected..

MAIN-FUCK...

Ashish-Kya hua...?

Ana-AP all Good???

Main-Yep all good.. I gotta go see you guys around...

Ye bolke maine coffee bichmein he chhodi or seedha parking mein aaya gaadi nikaali or haweli ki taraf nikala... Bc ab kya hogaya mujhe laga he tha kuch na kuch gand masti hogi he... Main jitana jaldi ho shake Haweli Pohancha wahaan hall mein Abeer Baitha tha...

Main - Kya hua bc...? Jaldi boll...


Abeer-baith.. Sabse pehle toh important baat Sam Rajat Pooja or Rohit ko goli lagi hai...

Main-what..? What the fuck...? Kya bc kyun.. Kaise..

Abeer-Sam or Rohit theek hain Rohit ko bus chuu k nikal gayi hai or Sam ko tang mein lagi hai... Lekin Pooja ko ribs mein lagi hai goli abhi stable hui hai woh just Anjali se baat hui meri abhi theek hai woh.. Bullet proof vests ki wajah se bachgayi woh aaj... Rajat ko shoulder mein goli lagi jiss wajah se woh chhat(roof) se niche girra uska right leg fractured hai...

Main-holy fucking shit... Par bc hua kaise ye sab...? Kyun..?

Abeer-Kyunki woh thakur bhen kaa lawda darrpokk hai..

Main - matlab...?

Abeer-Pehla mission tha humaara Yogeshwar naam kaa banda jo Delhi kaa kaafi popular or most wanted shooter hai Or Gautam kaa cousin hai yani woh Thakur Dilip k Cousin kaa beta hai... Woh Gautam k liye kaam karta hai mostly or uski khaasiyat ye hai ki ek kaam niptaake woh seedha Delhi chala jaata hai or chupp jaata hai fir wahaan ek kaam niptaake yahaan aake chupp jaata hai.. Toh kal humein ek lead milli ki aaj subah Yogeshwar gaon k ek Vyaapaari ko udaane waala hai early morning 5.30-6.00 am jiske liye humlog 2 teams mein bantey Rohit Main Sam Pooja or Rajat ek team mein they or humaare sath 6-7 thakur k aadmi they armed... Humlog ne usko dekha Uske sath 8-9 bandey they humney positions lee or Thakur k Bandon ko piche chhod diya humaari backside cover karne k liye.. Ab firing suru hui no doubt Yogeshwar or uske sathi kaafi ache shooter they lekin gand yahaan Marri k thakur k logon ne ek goli takk naa chalaai even woh sab k sab wahaan se Bhaag nikale or humaara cover gaya kaam se or hum 4on taraf se ghirr gaye koi choice naa thi chippney k alaawa.. Jabtak anjali or dusri team nahi aai tabtak Sam Rohit Pooja and Rajat injured hochuke they... Humne Yogeshwar k 6 sathi dherr kardiye lekin woh bach nikala...

Main-Lekin bhenchod un thakur k logon ko kya hua goli kyun nahi chalaai..

Abeer-Sun sun gussa Matt Kar puri baat sun...

Main-Bhosdk gussa naa karun toh kya karun..

Abeer-humlog sabko hospital leke gaye thakur k bandey or thakur bhi wahin they maine un Bandon ko pakada jo humaare sath they unse pucha ki bhaage kyun toh bole Thakur ne unhe khudke Relatives par goli chalaane se mana kiya tha kyunki Yogeshwar thakur k family kaa he hai... Fir maine thakur ko pakada toh woh bolta hai sorry hum apne he gharwalon par goli nahi chalaa shaktey hum caahtey hain ki wohlog keval Jail jaaein taaki sudhar shakein wohlog toh maine kahaa dude yogeshwar k uppar Atleast 25+ murder cases hain this is not how this all works... Fir kehta hai tum sablog bhi jaa shaktey ho agar tum humaare pareewar k logon par goli chalaaoge toh...

Main-Ohhhh my goddd... Bhosdk kasam se main iss thakur k pure khaandaan ki Maa chod dunga... Bhenchoddddddd....

Abeer-Gussa naa kar be gussa nahi...

Main - or kya karun bhenchod ab.. Abeer i need to kill this Yogeshwar guy uski khopaddi mein goli maarunga uss thakur k aankhon k saamne...

Abeer-chal toh fir Delhi nikal gaya hoga abtak toh woh...

Main-nahi hum kho jaaenge usko dhundtey dhundtey humein ghanta kuch maalum nahi hai uske baare mein... Kaise kaam karta hai kahaan se kaam karta hai wagairaah wagairaah kuch nahi maalum humein so humein bahot time lag jaaega usko dhundaney mein...

Abeer-Toh...?

Main-Idea... Bc gajab...

Abeer-kya gya..?

Main-Dekhta jaa.

Maine Varsha ko call kiya..

Main-Hello darling..time to pay back your debts... I need your help...?

Varsha-jarur, bolo kya caahiye...?

Main-Tum Yogeshwar naam k badey ko jaanti ho...?

Varsh-Kon woh shooter...?

Main-Exactly...

Varsha-haan kaafi ache se kuch Time se radar par hai woh lekin time naa millraha uske liye...

Main-Perfect.. So deal ye hai ki tumhe uske saathiyon ko udaana hai jo kam he bache honge or usko jinda pakadna hai hath yaa pair mein goli maar shakti ho..ab question ye hai ki jaldi se jaldi kitani derr mein kar shaktey ho tumlog ye kaam...?

Varsha-Hmmmm..lets say 4-6 ghanton mein hojaaega...

Main-main tumhe 4 ghantey deta hun kuch bhi karo jisko paise khilaane hain information k liye usko paise khilaao koi bichmein aae arrest karo koi problem ho toh Seedha mere pass call karo....

Varsha-I think humlog 4 ghantey mein karlenge...

Main - So ye Crime branch kaa official incounter case hoga bus report banana ki Uske sab sathi maare gaye or yogeshwar Bhaag gaya tumlog uske piche ho... Jaise he Yogeshwar mille mujhe call karna main tumhe ek location dunga wahaan pohanch Jaana....

Varsha-ok.. Lekin hua kya jo itana sab karwaa rahe ho...?

Maine usko bataaya kya hua...

Var - oh god wohlog theek toh hain..?

Main-Abhi sab theek hain don't worry...

Var-OK jald se jald contact karti hun tumhe main...

Main - ok thanks...

Call disconnected...

Main-Gajab.

Abeer-Varsha kaa kya scene hai...

Main-iski help ki thi maine kal yaa Parson... Toh ek favour tha iske uppar or kasam se agar Yogeshwar ko koi jaldi dhund shakta Hai toh woh varsha or uski team he hai ye log Suungh k dhunletey Bandon ko...

Abeer-Gajab...Bhai or Babhi Yamunanagar k liye nikal gaye they maine aatey he bataaya unko humlog bhi nikalein...?

Main-Abhi nahi Bina badle k Unlog ko shakal nahi dikhaane waala main bc...

Abeer-Ok...


Main-Pehle Jiya ko call kar matter samjha or bol jo case hai usse drop karo or Ami ko leke jald se jald yahaan aajao..

Abeer-Ok...

Main - Sun sathmein jack ko bhi call kar bol ready hojaa bandey leke 50-60 bahot hain jyaada nahi caahiye.... With weapons...

Abeer-Ok...

Main-woh bhi bus thakur ko darane k liye Unlog ko mission mein involve nahi karenge humlog...

Abeer-kyun...?

Main-Jarurat nahi hai uppar se jitane kam bandey utani kam casualties... Humlog he karlenge...

Abeer-matlab tu bhi Join kar raha hai ye case...?

Main-off course bhenchod main kar raha hun gand naa fodd dunga "Bitch No One Hurts My Family And Lives"....

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