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Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

Part 3 kaa title kya hona caahiye?

  • Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death

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  • WLHTA - The Merchant Of Death

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  • Waah Life Ho Toh Aisi - 3

    Votes: 23 10.1%
  • Any Other, Post that in The Thread

    Votes: 5 2.2%

  • Total voters
    227

Iron Man

Try and fail. But never give up trying
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Super awesome update
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AP 316

I'm Coming Back.
Divine
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Update-100(Abhi And Gang At It Again)


Meera-I trust you guys but still AP Red John ek international criminal hai najaane kitane deshon ki police dhund rahi thi usko... Still woh nahi rukka...

Main-See this is the difference unn deshon k pass main nahi tha naa..

Meera-I hope tum usko roukk do warna najaane kitane maasum log marenge...

Main-Yep...

Thodi derr John par discussion karne k baad hum Normal chit chat par aagaye..

Meera-So tell me about yourself..? Single...?

Main-Hell yeah Pure single...

Meera-Kissi par try kiya...?

Main-Yeah Ananya...

Meera-Ohh awesome.... She is hot I must say...

Main-Yep...

Meera-But dude woh toh Governor ki beti hai... Nevermind tumhe ghanta farak nahi padta woh Kiski beti hai...

Main-hahahahah.. True.. I don't care... So what about you...?

Meera-I am single.. Bataaya toh tha I hate dating and all time he nahi hai yaar pata nahi kitane time baad apne ghar waalon se milli hun ab sab Tumhaari tarah Multi talented nahi hotey jo sab kuch sambhaal letey...

Main-So here is the deal tumhe kaam se fursat nahi hai toh kyun naa kaam par he koi pataalo i mean wahaan ki wahaan kaam chal jaaega..

Meera-oh hell no tumhe pata hai CBI headquarters mein 50% married hain 30% aise hai jinki shakal naa dekhi jaati continuesly, 15% aise hain jinko kaam k alaawa koi cheej najar nahi aati like me or baaki 5% mereko passand nahi hain...

Main-Kon Bola cbi mein he dhundo main meri baat Kar raha tha after all main bhi toh tumhaare sath he kaam karta hun...

Meera-but the problem is tum yahan kaam kartey ho main wahaan kaam karti hun...

Main-toh dikkat kya hai long distance relationship are the best...

Meera-So toh hai.. But tumne abhi nahi bola ki tum Ananya par try kar rahe ho...

Main - Toh kya dikkat Hai I can manage 2 girlfriends....

Meera-Fuck you dude... Lol.. You are too smart...

Main - Joking Men..

Meera-I know....

Main-Jab bhi mera breakup hoga naa tere pass aajaunga main...

Meera-Aise tutta futta maal nahi leti main brand new chalna hai toh chal...

Main - now Fuck you dude... Aise nahi tutt shakta Apun aajtak Atleast 50+ breakup hochuke honge lekin I am still here...

Meera-lol lekin tune he kahaa tha ki ek time tha jab jo ladki ko passand karta tha ussi ko set kar leta tha lekin ab koi bhi naa aarahi tera lucky charm khatam hogaya aisa kuch...

Main - Woh toh hai seriously speaking ek time par haryana kaa coolest Playboy tha main like I was the best at it like meri life mein Atleast 35-45 ladkiyon k sath relationship rakhi maine or kissi k sath 1 month se jyaada nahi chali ek bus Sana k sath thodi lambi relationship thi and a matter of fact unmein se kissi kaa bhi dil naa dukhaya sabko maalum tha ye time pass kar raha hai still mere sath relationship rakhti thi woh because I never cheated on them never disobeyed them never harrased them never forced them Infact i always helped them...

Meera-Ye baat ek he time par bahot sweet bhi hai or surprising bhi...

Main - Or uske baad ek serious relationship mein ghussa I spent months trying to propose her I loved her like crazy at that time then I proposed her she accepted it and guess what woh relationship kitana lamba chali...

Meera-1 month....?

Main-nahi 15 ghantey...

Meera-What the fuck...

Main-Yep... Uske baad main surendra mein busy hogaya and decide kiya ki fuck that kabhi serious relationship mein Jaana he nahi hai uppar se time nahi hai yaar ek time par 3-4 kand sath sath solve karne padtey hain but still time pass k liye Flirting kar leta hun..

Meera-AP you are so bloody confusing....

Main-Sure I am...

Ab bc bore nahi karunga thodi derr normal baatein hui or uske baad Maine Meera ko ghar drop kiya...

Meera-Thanks AP it was fun I enjoyed it a lot...

Main-Same here thanks for the company... See you soon...

Meera-Sure.. Bye...

Main-Bye...

Wahaan se main seedha ghar aaya kapde wapde change karke thoda kaam niptaaya and then dinner karke so gaya... Subah Time se utha bc mann kar raha tha ek baar phone karke confirm karlun Abeer se ki kya situation hai lekin fir bc dimag kharaab hoga befaltu kaa isliye maine khaali ek message kiya Abeer ko jismein likha "All good..??? Yes or no" "... Bus usase jyaada nahi... Main fresh hua nahaa dhoke ready hua naasta kiya tabhi Abeer kaa message aagaya" Everything Is Fine"... Chalo bc wohlog toh theek hain... Uske baad Maine Jaguar uthaai or college k liye nikala lekin bc college k bahaar toh aaj scene he alag tha bhenchod.. Wahaan par Atleast 250-300 Students gate par khaddey they hath mein banners liye bole toh protest kar rahe they banners jo mujhe dikhe Unpar mainly likha tha "Arrest Girl Molesters" "Corrupt Police" wagairaah wagairaah... Or inka leader off course apna president Abhi and uski gang... Woh sab just college k gate k aage baithey they or Abhi unko bhaasan deraha tha jisase mujhe itana samjh mein aaya ki koi ladki k sath ched Chaad kaa maamla hai.. Bc even Nicki Mam Riti mam Amit Sir or aadhe se jyaada staff bhi tha wahan lekin woh unke sath nahi unse hattke khaddey they thoda... Matlab matter serious tha...

Maine Rohit ko call kiya...

Main-What the fuck is going on...?

Rohit-Ahahaha Kidhar hai tu...?


Main-Idhar Coffee shop k just saamne...

Rohit-Rukk wahin aata hun main...

Call disconnected...

Rohit 1 minute mein wahan aagaya...

Main-Bc ye kya hai...

Rohit-basically story ye hai ki 3 ladke hain out of the college woh humaare college ki 2 ladkiyon ko kaafi tang kartey they lekin Kal wohlog ne kuch jyaada he kardiya hua ye ki jab woh ladkiyaan college se scooty par hostel jaarahi thi tab un 3 ne apni Car se picha kiya and then bakchodi ki you know dialouge baaji comments pass kiye even bottle wagairaah fainki unke uppar or aakhiri mein iska result ye hua ki Ladkiyon ki scooty crash hogayi or dono ko kaafi chotein lagi.. Lekin dono bahot jyaada darr gayi hain... Or un 3 ladkon ko kal shyaam ko arrest karliya gaya because kissi dekhne waale ne car kaa number note karke police ko inform kardiya tha but shyaam ko arrest karke raat ko chhod bhi diya Unlog ko...

Main-What the fuck...

Rohit-Toh Ab Abhi wagairaah in ladkiyon se milke aaye hospital mein and then apne college k or city k baaki colleges k bandon ko ikathha karne laga ab dekhle bandey aaye he jaarahe hain.. Or thodi he derr mein ye log Highway par baithney waale hain...

Main-no fucking way... Bhosdk National Highway hai woh...

Rohit-Mujhe maalum Hai...

Main-Toh tu ye keh raha hai ye bhen k lawde NH 9 ko bandh karne waale hain...?

Rohit-Yep..

Main - Lawda Mera bhosdk halwa hai kya Police waale aisi gand fodenge inki bhenchod baithney laayak bhi naa rahenge kahin... Abe ye lawde hain kya..?

Rohit-Yep... Issi liye aaja yahaan baith mast bonut par enjoy kartey hain...

Humaare college k thoda right side se NH 9 Gujarat hai or ye log ussi ko bandh karne ki soch rahe they or bc National highway ko bandh karenge toh gand tuttegi jarur beshak inka reason theek ho but tareeka galat tha... Ab dikkat ye thi usme ladkiyaan bhi thi or most importantly Ananya thi...



Continued...
 

Johnboy11

Nadaan Parinda.
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Update-100(Abhi And Gang At It Again)


Meera-I trust you guys but still AP Red John ek international criminal hai najaane kitane deshon ki police dhund rahi thi usko... Still woh nahi rukka...

Main-See this is the difference unn deshon k pass main nahi tha naa..

Meera-I hope tum usko roukk do warna najaane kitane maasum log marenge...

Main-Yep...

Thodi derr John par discussion karne k baad hum Normal chit chat par aagaye..

Meera-So tell me about yourself..? Single...?

Main-Hell yeah Pure single...

Meera-Kissi par try kiya...?

Main-Yeah Ananya...

Meera-Ohh awesome.... She is hot I must say...

Main-Yep...

Meera-But dude woh toh Governor ki beti hai... Nevermind tumhe ghanta farak nahi padta woh Kiski beti hai...

Main-hahahahah.. True.. I don't care... So what about you...?

Meera-I am single.. Bataaya toh tha I hate dating and all time he nahi hai yaar pata nahi kitane time baad apne ghar waalon se milli hun ab sab Tumhaari tarah Multi talented nahi hotey jo sab kuch sambhaal letey...

Main-So here is the deal tumhe kaam se fursat nahi hai toh kyun naa kaam par he koi pataalo i mean wahaan ki wahaan kaam chal jaaega..

Meera-oh hell no tumhe pata hai CBI headquarters mein 50% married hain 30% aise hai jinki shakal naa dekhi jaati continuesly, 15% aise hain jinko kaam k alaawa koi cheej najar nahi aati like me or baaki 5% mereko passand nahi hain...

Main-Kon Bola cbi mein he dhundo main meri baat Kar raha tha after all main bhi toh tumhaare sath he kaam karta hun...

Meera-but the problem is tum yahan kaam kartey ho main wahaan kaam karti hun...

Main-toh dikkat kya hai long distance relationship are the best...

Meera-So toh hai.. But tumne abhi nahi bola ki tum Ananya par try kar rahe ho...

Main - Toh kya dikkat Hai I can manage 2 girlfriends....

Meera-Fuck you dude... Lol.. You are too smart...

Main - Joking Men..

Meera-I know....

Main-Jab bhi mera breakup hoga naa tere pass aajaunga main...

Meera-Aise tutta futta maal nahi leti main brand new chalna hai toh chal...

Main - now Fuck you dude... Aise nahi tutt shakta Apun aajtak Atleast 50+ breakup hochuke honge lekin I am still here...

Meera-lol lekin tune he kahaa tha ki ek time tha jab jo ladki ko passand karta tha ussi ko set kar leta tha lekin ab koi bhi naa aarahi tera lucky charm khatam hogaya aisa kuch...

Main - Woh toh hai seriously speaking ek time par haryana kaa coolest Playboy tha main like I was the best at it like meri life mein Atleast 35-45 ladkiyon k sath relationship rakhi maine or kissi k sath 1 month se jyaada nahi chali ek bus Sana k sath thodi lambi relationship thi and a matter of fact unmein se kissi kaa bhi dil naa dukhaya sabko maalum tha ye time pass kar raha hai still mere sath relationship rakhti thi woh because I never cheated on them never disobeyed them never harrased them never forced them Infact i always helped them...

Meera-Ye baat ek he time par bahot sweet bhi hai or surprising bhi...

Main - Or uske baad ek serious relationship mein ghussa I spent months trying to propose her I loved her like crazy at that time then I proposed her she accepted it and guess what woh relationship kitana lamba chali...

Meera-1 month....?

Main-nahi 15 ghantey...

Meera-What the fuck...

Main-Yep... Uske baad main surendra mein busy hogaya and decide kiya ki fuck that kabhi serious relationship mein Jaana he nahi hai uppar se time nahi hai yaar ek time par 3-4 kand sath sath solve karne padtey hain but still time pass k liye Flirting kar leta hun..

Meera-AP you are so bloody confusing....

Main-Sure I am...

Ab bc bore nahi karunga thodi derr normal baatein hui or uske baad Maine Meera ko ghar drop kiya...

Meera-Thanks AP it was fun I enjoyed it a lot...

Main-Same here thanks for the company... See you soon...

Meera-Sure.. Bye...

Main-Bye...

Wahaan se main seedha ghar aaya kapde wapde change karke thoda kaam niptaaya and then dinner karke so gaya... Subah Time se utha bc mann kar raha tha ek baar phone karke confirm karlun Abeer se ki kya situation hai lekin fir bc dimag kharaab hoga befaltu kaa isliye maine khaali ek message kiya Abeer ko jismein likha "All good..??? Yes or no" "... Bus usase jyaada nahi... Main fresh hua nahaa dhoke ready hua naasta kiya tabhi Abeer kaa message aagaya" Everything Is Fine"... Chalo bc wohlog toh theek hain... Uske baad Maine Jaguar uthaai or college k liye nikala lekin bc college k bahaar toh aaj scene he alag tha bhenchod.. Wahaan par Atleast 250-300 Students gate par khaddey they hath mein banners liye bole toh protest kar rahe they banners jo mujhe dikhe Unpar mainly likha tha "Arrest Girl Molesters" "Corrupt Police" wagairaah wagairaah... Or inka leader off course apna president Abhi and uski gang... Woh sab just college k gate k aage baithey they or Abhi unko bhaasan deraha tha jisase mujhe itana samjh mein aaya ki koi ladki k sath ched Chaad kaa maamla hai.. Bc even Nicki Mam Riti mam Amit Sir or aadhe se jyaada staff bhi tha wahan lekin woh unke sath nahi unse hattke khaddey they thoda... Matlab matter serious tha...

Maine Rohit ko call kiya...

Main-What the fuck is going on...?

Rohit-Ahahaha Kidhar hai tu...?


Main-Idhar Coffee shop k just saamne...

Rohit-Rukk wahin aata hun main...

Call disconnected...

Rohit 1 minute mein wahan aagaya...

Main-Bc ye kya hai...

Rohit-basically story ye hai ki 3 ladke hain out of the college woh humaare college ki 2 ladkiyon ko kaafi tang kartey they lekin Kal wohlog ne kuch jyaada he kardiya hua ye ki jab woh ladkiyaan college se scooty par hostel jaarahi thi tab un 3 ne apni Car se picha kiya and then bakchodi ki you know dialouge baaji comments pass kiye even bottle wagairaah fainki unke uppar or aakhiri mein iska result ye hua ki Ladkiyon ki scooty crash hogayi or dono ko kaafi chotein lagi.. Lekin dono bahot jyaada darr gayi hain... Or un 3 ladkon ko kal shyaam ko arrest karliya gaya because kissi dekhne waale ne car kaa number note karke police ko inform kardiya tha but shyaam ko arrest karke raat ko chhod bhi diya Unlog ko...

Main-What the fuck...

Rohit-Toh Ab Abhi wagairaah in ladkiyon se milke aaye hospital mein and then apne college k or city k baaki colleges k bandon ko ikathha karne laga ab dekhle bandey aaye he jaarahe hain.. Or thodi he derr mein ye log Highway par baithney waale hain...

Main-no fucking way... Bhosdk National Highway hai woh...

Rohit-Mujhe maalum Hai...

Main-Toh tu ye keh raha hai ye bhen k lawde NH 9 ko bandh karne waale hain...?

Rohit-Yep..

Main - Lawda Mera bhosdk halwa hai kya Police waale aisi gand fodenge inki bhenchod baithney laayak bhi naa rahenge kahin... Abe ye lawde hain kya..?

Rohit-Yep... Issi liye aaja yahaan baith mast bonut par enjoy kartey hain...

Humaare college k thoda right side se NH 9 Gujarat hai or ye log ussi ko bandh karne ki soch rahe they or bc National highway ko bandh karenge toh gand tuttegi jarur beshak inka reason theek ho but tareeka galat tha... Ab dikkat ye thi usme ladkiyaan bhi thi or most importantly Ananya thi...



Continued...
Oohoo bhaisaab ye hue na AP ki ap se vapsi penco.
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Pura dil khol diya meera k saath aur flirting bho full on h.
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Kya baat sab apni duty theek kar rahe AP ki team mai.
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Abhi k bakchodi pir chalu iss bar pakka suspend aur unn 3no ladko ki to AP ko badiya todni cahiye.
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Congrats for 100 updates bidu jai ho AP bawa ki.
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