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Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

Part 3 kaa title kya hona caahiye?

  • Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death

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    Votes: 23 10.1%
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iski MAA ka bade vaala bhosda sala AP ko call GAND phad villan BC ab toh jehar chlega jehar story ka har update jehar hone vala hai toh BC DATA PACK rakho pta chle sala update miss ho gya NET ki vajah se sala jaldi se WIFI lagvana pdega

ab mja aayega tttttoooooo mmmmmuuuccchhh excited for this BC

abhi toh sala AP gand phad kaam krega BC AWESOME

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Update-93(Game Is On Red! YOU vs Me)

Main - Holy Shit toh finally the man the myth the legend himself Red John se baat ho he gayi...

Red-Nice To meet you too AP... I have heard a lot about you or Sach kahun toh sab achaa he suna hai.. Kehna padega I am impressed...

Main-Thank you Thank you... So boliye sir kaise yaad kiya...?

Red-Main caahta hun tum Ye sab bandh kardo AP...

Main-kya bandh kardun..?

Red-mujhe dhundana bandh kardo AP nahi dhund paaoge tum..

Main-kyun darrgaye kya sir...

Ispar woh hansa or jo hansi thi main usase he andaaja laga shakta tha ki ye Asli Red John he hai usme darr nahi tha iss hansi kaa matlab tha usse lawda farak nahi padta tha AP naam se, woh hansi bahot se logon k dwaara suni gayi aakhiri cheej thi he is the biggest baddest serial killer in history of this world..

Red-Do you know Who I am AP...? I am freaking Red John... Tum mujhe nahi roukk shaktey... Koi nahi roukk shakta... Main mera Mission pura karunga or tum kuch nahi kar paaoge...

Main-Toh mujhe rukkaney ko kyun bolrahe ho...?

Red-kyunki tum distract kar rahe ho mujhe mere pass time nahi hai tumhaare liye AP I have a mission to complete lekin chinta Matt karo uske baad main tumse bhi millunga or tumhe woh mout dunga jo tum soch bhi nahi shaktey.. Main koi local gunda yaa so called gangster nahi hun AP jisse tum maardoge yaa pakad loge wagairaah - 2 Main Red John hun AP maine itane Logon ko maara hai jitane tumne apni life mein dekhe nahi honge... Beshak tumhaare pass Dimag hoga Behisaab power and paisa hoga lekin ye teeno he cheejain Mout ko nahi haraa shakti AP or main mout hun... Isliye ye dhyaan mein rakho jab mera kaam pura hojaaega main millunga tumse or Tumhaari choti si team se and belive me Ek ek ko maarunga jarur maarunga kyunki yahi toh mera kaam Hai that's what I do I kill people.. Isliye main toh kehta hun koi chuppaney ki jagah dhund lo dhund toh main wahaan bhi lunga tumhe lekin thoda time or milljaaega jeene kaa tumhe.. I know you love to play games lekin jab mera game suru hoga naa AP tum pachtaaoge ki tumne ye sab suru he kyun kiya... Kuch weeks hain tumhaare pass and after that It's Me versus You AP... Good Bye...


Call disconnected...

Maadarchod last mein itana sab bola usne lekin meri awaaj naa nikali munh se bhenchod Rongatey khadey hogaye mere... Holy fuck... Ye toh baaton baaton mein he maardega... Maadarchod mujhe laga ye kalla mujhe he aati hai lekin ye toh merese uppar nikala...bhenchod GAND faad gaya... But the thing is woh apana kaam Kar Gaya jo tha mujhe inform karna... Yaani ki woh khud caahta hai ki main usse rokaney kaa try karun kyunki akele usse khelne mein maja nahi aata isliye he usne ye sab bataaya mujhe mere sath khelna caahta hai woh or uska mission uska mission kaa matlab hai hajaaron logon ki mout kuch weeks diye hain usne iska matlab woh plan kar raha hai or mujhe usko rouknaa hai... Or Agar main fail hua toh log marenge bahot jyaada log.... Lekin ab roukana toh padega he aise thodi naa jaane denge... I am AP afterall biatch... Ab bc koi befaltu kaa trip nahi koi case nahi lena caahe kitana he important ho kissi k liye kuch nahi karna bus mujhe normal life style caahiye college ghar ghar college befaltu kaa koi panga yaa matter mein mujhe fansna he nahi Hai Red John Bahot tejj hai bc bahot jyaada tejj agar main full tareeke se uske uppar focused nahi hua toh woh gand maarjaaega or pata bhi naa chalega... Isliye no faaltu ki bakchodi caahe koi bhi ho kissi k liye kuch bhi nahi karna... Or abhi bc kissi ko bataatey nahi hain ye baat befaltu panic honge sab warna... Pehle kuch lead dhundani padegi then sabko bataunga...main kareeb 40 minute ye sab process karta raha wahaan baithey baithey...

back to normal main uthke fresh hua college k liye ready hua Sam lawda aaj bhi nahi aaya tha bc maine subah subah he usko call kiya...

Sam-Sone dey naa bhosdk...

Main-lawde kya gand marwaane lag gaya kya be... Aana nahi hai..

Sam-lawda aana nahi hai bc idhar kya gand marwaaunga aana toh hai he...

Main-toh bc...

Sam-Abe documents mein kuch error hogayi thi toh doobara banwaaney hain kal yaa Parson aajaunga...

Main-ok bc sojaa fir toh...

Call disconnected...

Main Mast ready hoke niche aaya or niche Aaj Ravi bhai sahaab kaa mood kharaab tha kyunki Kal party kaa Khaana unko digest nahi hua tha or jab bhi usse kuch problem hoti hai woh irritate hota hai meri tarah.. Naastey mein usne khaali juice piya... And humlog nikale Jaguar leke college k liye...

Ravi-Ye bhosdkaa Sam aaega yaa gandu wahi rehgaya...

Main - Aaj subah baat hui kuch error k kaaran documents doobara banwaaney padenge Kal yaa Parson aaega...

Ravi-Bc... College mein kya karega toh fir..


Main-kahaan chalein...

Ravi - lawde kaa chalein woh time gaya beta jab humlog bore hotey he koi bhi ladki k room yaa flat par pohanchjaatey they...

Main - wahi toh bc...

Ravi-lawde teri toh 100 's setting thi ek aadh nahi hai kya contact mein...

Main--lawda bc...

Ravi-Haan main bhi kya chutiya baat Kar raha hun tu jab unke sath relationship mein tha tab he unke naam or no. Nahi they tere pass ab kya honge...

Main - lol wahi toh.. Waise mera case chaalu hogaya hai..

Ravi-sachi bc kiske sath...

Main-Ananya...


Ravi-bhosdk gand marwaaega kya Governor ki beti hai woh...

Main-lawda gand marwaae governor bc koi governor ki beti koi principal ki aise maadarchod single marjaaun main firse...

Ravi-Lekin hai maal bhai woh...

Main-wahi toh kal puri chit chat hui hai... Tu bata...

Ravi-Lawda college mein Sab chipku ladkiyaan hain yaar ek do se hochuki meri relationship lekin chhodana pada lawda Galle paddney lagjaati hain yaar woh puraane time waali ladkiyaan pata nahi kahaan gayi...

Main - Beta hum he naa rahe puraane toh...

Ravi-Lol sahi hai...

Ravi ne gaadi college k main gate par rouki kyunki saamne koi audi waala khadda tha Raasta block karke..

Main niche uttara usko hataane kaa bolne k liye toh dekha ki driver side waali khidki par ananya khaddi thi or driver k sath baat Kar rahi or driver bc Uski behen Tara he thi..

Main-Look who it is Hello there Madam..

Tara-Hey AP how are you..?

Usne mujhse hath milaya...

Main - I am good... Great.... fantastic... What about you...?

Tara-I am good I am good not as good as you but I am good...

Main-Sorry for that day Haan ekdum se Jaana padda...

Tara--Arey no worries I can understand busy people...

Main - ye tumne point maara kya...?

Ananya- yep ye point tha...

Main-sorry bola naa yaar criminal ko pakadna tha nikal jaata toh dikkat hojaati... Uppar se tum bhaav de nahi rahi thi toh maine socha nikal letey hain..

Ye sunke woh hanspaddi...

Tara-Bhaav tab naa deti jab Tum try kartey kuch... Or waise bhi you are not my type AP that's sad...

Main-You are the first girl to say this... What do you mean I am not your type Tumhaari type ko 4 pair 4 hath hotey hain kya...

Ye sun Undono ko hansi aagayi...

Tara-hehe... Age gap bhi toh dekho yaar...

Main-Aunty ji bulaaun fir tumhe...?

Tara - itana gap bhi nahi hai yaar..

Main - Exactly...

Tara-You are too good at it haina...

Main-At what...?

Tara-Talking with girls...

Main - Haan... Agar meri wajah se kissi kaa din hanste hanste nikale toh mere liye bonus point hai woh...

Tara-or kissi kaa toh maalum nahi mera din aaj hanste hanste jaaega.. Hehehe


Main-yahi toh point tha...

Ab koi lawda piche se horn bajaane laga bc conversation ki gand maar dega kya... Ravi ne dekh liya tha main kya kar raha hun toh maine uski taraf ishaara kiya or woh gaadi se utara or seedha jaake piche bike waale k helmet par he thappad jadd diya... Tab jaake horn bandh hua maadarchod...

Ravi-Maadarchod ponn-ponn gaadi k uppar se leke jaaega kya bhen k lawde.. Ye horn gand mein daal dunga utaar k.. ... Salla ShaktiMaan banana hai bhosdk ko... Bhakk maadarchod...

Ab ye baat mujhe toh clearly suni or i guess Baaki sabne bhi suni yahi hota hai jab ye lawda frustration mein hota hai fir ye naa dekhta aage kon hai piche kon hai.. Or Agar aaj main iske sath nahi raha toh kissi na kissi ki Maa chhod dega ye...

Tara-ok you guys take care Haan Mujhe office k liye late horaha hai...

Main-bye bye..

Tara-Meri behen kaa Dhyaan rakhna AP college mein...

Main--Are aap kaho toh in mohtarmaa k sath he rahun pura din...

Tara - Stop it AP mera pait Dard kar raha hai hans hans k...by the way ye bataao iss point se tum mere sath flirt kar rahe they yaa Ananya k sath...

Main-its matter of perspectives main toh Try dono ko he kar raha tha...

Tara-oh my god AP you are too much... Ok bye take care...

Main-bye...

Ana-Bye di...

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