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Happy new year everyone may this new year brings you lots of happiness ..And also this year I hope you guyss will continue giving love to my content like always ...
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Update-8(We Haawt)
Woh koi 25-30 ki age k 4 hattey kattey aadmi they jo shaayd experts lagrahe they mereko insab mein .... unlog ne humko niche utaara ....
Lady-cash ,gold silver ,watch, phones anything you have give it to Us....
Main- actually I have cash but no gold no phone no wallet or phones ...
Aadmi-juth matt bol saale thokdunga warna...
Main-check karle bhai gussa kyun karta hai ...
Unlog ne humein or fir cars ko check kiya toh unhe khaali 5000-6000 rupaaee mille Jo mere pass they....
Main-dekha told you ab jaaein...1000-1000 baantlena Sab ....gotta go now...
Aadmi-a bhosdk shyanpatti nahi kar...
Main- ek minute thoda andherra hai idhar lights mein aa or dhyaan se shakal dekh fir bata pehchaana yaa nahi humein...
Ye bolke hum cars k aage aae light k Andar toh in log ki gand fatt gayi...
Main-bhosdk gandu bhaago idhar se ab ....
Lady-kya hua rukk kyun gaye ...
Main-unki fatt gayi isliye...
Aadmi-y.ye AP or a..a.a..beer hain....
Lady-matlab...
Abeer- MATLAB lawda mera ...
Aadmi2- kya karein ab...
Main-chup chaap nikal lo or ye Sab chhod do toh behtar hai...
Aadmi1-Ye theek keh raha hai chalo humein befaltu kaa panga nahi caahiye...
Aadmi2- Abe abhi inko jaane diya toh hum jinda nahi bachne waale ye dhund k thokdenge humein , pata nahi hai kya inke baare mein ...
Aadmi3-sahi bola ye inko chhod diya toh hum pakka marrenge lekin abhi humaare pass mouka hai inko kidnap karke firoti maangtey hain ...
Aadmi1-saalo paagal hogaye ho kya bhenchod deva bhai se firoti maangoge tumlog saalo tumhaare sath sath Pura khaandaan marrega samjhe ...
Lady-inki gaadi leletey hain...
Main- lawda mera 2 crore + ki gaadi hai chori chakaari karo Par kamsekam aukaat mein rehkar karo ...
Abeer- are bhai hath niche karun kya hath dard kar raha bahot...
Aadmi3- car mein GPS hoga pakadey jaaenge...
Aadmi2-toh kya karein inhe chhod diya toh hum Sab gaye samjho...
Lady -toh maar detey hain...
Main-ahahahah maadarjaat kya Marrne k liye story suru ki hai kya Maine aise kaise maardoge ....
Aadmi2-Ye sahi bolrahi hai maarke laash fainkdetey hain humaara naam nahi aaega saikdon dushman hain inke humpar kon shakk karega bhalla ...
Maine jaanwar ko dheere se bola...
Main-bhosdk shit is getting serious kam se kam aise toh nahi marrna hai BC mereko...
Abeer-i got this tu buss gussa matt kariyo...
Main-abhi takk toh nahi aaraha aage kaa pata nahi...
Abeer-inko main dekhlunga tu gussa kaabu rakhiyo.....
Main-ok...
Abeer-so bahot hua tumlog kaa offer main apna offer deta hun ab jisko jinda rehna hai woh bandukk niche rakhdo turant baadmein fir mouka nahi dunga main ...
Unmein se ek toh piche ko hatt gaya Jo darr raha tha but baakiyon par koi khass assar nahi padda..
Main-3 vs 2 easy hai...
Abeer-3 vs 1 bhosdk tu kuch nahi karega chup chaap khadda reh...yaad rakhna jab takk main hun tu durr rahiyo ...bhulgaya kya uski baat ...
Main-tu sachmein believe karta hai woh Sab sach hai ...
Abeer- par risk he kyun Lena jab main hun yahaan. .
Main-ok OK ....
Aadmi3- chalaaki karega toh thokdunga....
Ye bolke woh aadmin humpar banduk taane aage badha toh Abeer ne ek jhatke se uske hath se bandukk chhinni or uske munh par dusre hath se punch diya or seconds mein usne dusre ki taang mein Goli daagdi woh chilaata hua niche girra or teesra gun uthaata tabtak uske munh par gun taan di Abeer ne ....
Abeer-trigger ki taraf ungali lejaaega usase pehle Teri khopaddi kholdunga ...
Usne turant apni gun niche daali or hath uppar karliye no. 1 punch se recover hua he tha ki Abeer ne uski gottiyon par laat di jisase woh ghutano par girra ...
Ye Sab Dekh k uss Ladki ki gand fatt gayi woh munh faade kabhi Abeer ko toh kabhi niche paddey apne sathiyon ko dekhne lagi...
Abeer- well that was quick....
Main-lawde ka quick reflexes kitane slow they Tere or bhosdk teesre ko turant Goli maardeni thi at least hath mein he sahi agar woh chala deta toh .....aise chance Nahi dene kaa...
Abeer- beta tu beshak better hai par main jyaada experienced hun usne aajtak kabhi Goli nahi chalaai hogi ....
Main-fir bhi chance kyun dena 4 no. Cut tere 6 out of 10...
Abeer- seriously bhosdk I deserve at least 7 ...or 7.5....
Main-aji lawda let's go now....
Abeer-inka kya karna hai ....
Main- chhod de be ab kon police k jhanjhat mein padega already nind aarahi hai bukh bhi lagi hai...
Abeer- isko hospital le jaana or agar aage se mujhe is road par koi vaardat milli tumhaari toh sidha khopaddi mein Goli maarunga...
Aadmi1-j.j.ji bhai...
Humlog gaadi mein baithey start ki or Abeer ne unki gun fainki waapis ...
Abeer-bubye take care...
Or uske baad humlog nikal gaye...
Main- maadarchod bachgaye...
Abeer- lawda jaise humein kuch hone waala tha aise chuttad log rojj millenge humein...
Main-woh toh hai par fir bhi bhai dhyaan rakha kar thoda common sense use kiya kar aise kaise gate kholdiya tune...
Abeer- actually main side story bhulgaya tha ki kya hota hai idhar or uppar se ye bhi bhoolgaya tha ki humbhi normal he hain chorron k liye toh ..
Main-haan BC...
Humlog 10 baje ghar pohanchey toh sablog dinner k liye baithey he they ....Full family (Bhai,Babhi ,Mangal,Rishi ,Ravi or Sam ) they Meenu serve kar rahi thi khaana...
Main-Wasssupp...
Babhi-tera munh tod dena hai Maine gadhe ...
Main-kya hua...
Mangal-abe kam se kam ek mobile toh lele bhai at least ....
Main-time nahi milla Rishi ko bola tha aaj shayad ...
Rishi-yo le aaya bhai....tera old no. Bhi chaalu karwaadiya same with Abeer...
Main-konsa mobile jaldi bata ...
Rishi-Ek google pixel 3xl hai Jo off course tu lega and Dusra one plus6t Abeer k liye...
Main-are gajab ...
Rishi-tere room mein haiga ....
Mangal-85000 kaa phone kon use karta hai bhai....
Main-apun karta hai.... Saale khood S9 rakha hai tune mujhe bolta hai mehnga hai ...
Mangal-fir bhi 60000 kaa he toh hai Tere waale se sasta....
Babhi-ek minute tumlog itane mehange phone kaa kartey kya ho ...I mean seriously itana show off AP ...
Main- main akela thodi hun babhi ye Sab k Sab k pass 50000+ k mobiles hain .....
Deva-shut up main befaltu paise waste nahi karta mera sasta waala hai....
Abeer- same mera bhi I guess 35000-40000 kaa he hai 50 se toh niche he hai....
Sam-main toh keypad waala rakhta hun...
Main-jutha kameena...
Babhi-whatever befaltu k show offs chup chaap khaana khaao ...waise tumlog itana late kaise hue...
Main-udhar CBI headquarters mein he time lag gaya babhi warna kab k aajatey humtoh....uppar se Traffic bahot tha aatey time ......
Deva-case milla ....?
Main-haao...sath mein FIA waale bhi....
Deva-pakistan se ...?haan mujhse mille they Woh ek baar CBI ki complaint ko leke..
Main-maine boldiya ki agar unko help karni hai toh beshak karein....
Deva-sahi kiya ache lage mereko bandey....
Main-hmmm...let's see......
Continued.....
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