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Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

Part 3 kaa title kya hona caahiye?

  • Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death

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Update-91(The Flirty King Returns)



Riti-Aao di Arushi se milwaadeti hun aapko andar hai woh..

Babhi-ok lets go.. Gift bhi dedungi..

Humne humaare gifts bhi babhi ko pakadaae or woh andar chali gayi Riti mam k sath...

Main-yeah thanks Nicki mam for your support... Ghar se bahaar nikalwaaoge kissi naa kissi din...

Nicki-my bad galati se nikal gaya..


Main-humein Jaan bujh k nikaala jaaega...

Divya-Tumlog ko kya hua...?

Main-kya hua...?

Divya - aise kya juth bolrahe ho...?

Nicki-Kyunki Deepu yahaan hai or deepu k saamne ye log naa kuch galat bataatey hain naa suntey hain or naa he kehtey hain... Kyunki agar kuch galat hua toh ye sab gayab hain fir...

Divya - OH my god tumlog Deepu mam se darrtey ho...

Ravi-Darrna nahi Respect boltey hain isko dumbo...

Rohit-Nahi darrna bhi bol shaktey...

Main-Yep...

Sana-Kaash Deepu madam College bhi aajaein toh wahaan bhi aise he raho tumlog... Shanti hojaaegi..

Main-Yeah No shit sherlock... Yaad karo problems create kon kar raha hai.. Tumlog.. Or unhe solve kon kar raha hai... Ummmm!!!Oh yaad aaya main... Or tum sab ko rusticate hone se kon bacahaaya hmmmmm.. Yaad Nahi aaraha simple saa name hai... Oh Haan.. Main bachaaya... so the joke is on you madam...

Nicki-Yep I must say AP kaa point valid hai yahaan...ye 4on bahot jyaada sincere hogaye hain 0 reports in past 6 months... Belive me Agar ye log puraane waale hotey naa toh tumlog ko college chhodana padta...

Rohit-then main dikhata kaise hoti hai president girri... Badi aai madam shanti waali...

Sana-Joke tha yaar..

Rohit-same here...

Main-same...

Tabhi Arushi Uski Maa, Babhi or Riti madam wahaan aai.. Arushi ki Maa bc pehle se strong hogayi thi kapde wagairaah ekdum sahi pehney they... surendra k time ekdum sukh k kaantey jaisi hogayi thi kitane atyaachaar kiye honge bhenchod ne bechaari par... Narak jindagi thi inki... But at the end we saved her... Ab dikkat ye hogayi main unka naam bhull gaya Toh ab Khaali Aunty he chalega...

Maine aatey he unke pair chue mujhe dekh kaafi khuss hui woh mujhe Galle se lagaaya... Bc narak se swarg banaai thi maine inki jindagi ehsaan toh hoga he... Abtak toh marr chuki hoti woh... Agar humlog naa hotey toh...

Aunty-Toh aakhirkaar time mill he gaya Tumhe...

Main-Kya Karun aunty sans lene ko time nahi milta Arushi se haal chaal jaanleta tha aapka..milne aane ko time he naa Milla...

Lawda jaanleta tha iska haal chaal bc Arushi se kabhi baat he naa hui ki uski Maa jinda Hai kya nahi...

Aunty-kaise millega time pura din toh laga rehta hai kabhi police, kabhi college kabhi Raajneeti...

Main-aaila aapko kon bataaya...

Aunty - TV waale newspaper waale.. Wohlog tere fan hogaye hain lagta hai...

Main-unki naa suna karo Auntyji aap wohlog kuch bhi boltey rehtey...

Aunty-Toh kya chal raha hai aajkal...

Main-Kuch khass nahi boring cheejon mein time waste horaha hai mushibatt se durr rehney ki koshish jaari hai...

Aunty-Lekin Mushibatt tujhe dhund he leti hai...

Babhi-Hahaha.. So true...

Main-Yep Keh shaktey hain... Abhi sab shant hai ek baar chaalu hua toh fir rukkega nahi and yahi meri life hai...

Aunty-lekin fir bhi tu mushibatt ko khatam kar he dega...

Main-hell Yeah... I mean I am AP... That's what I do...

Ye sun Rohit Ravi Nicki mam Or babhi hanspaddey baaki ko kuch samjh nahi aaya aaega bhi kaise apne ko jaantey kahaan Hai wohlog...

Thodi or boring chit chat k baad cake kaataa gaya thodi or bakchodi hui khaana wagairaah khaaya or lawde log hath mein cold drinks kaa glass leke aise khaddey hogaye maano Russian Vodka ho usme bc waste of time.. Ab babhi ko Arushi ki Maa se baat karni thi toh abhi or time lagna tha bhenchod main koi party mein naa Jaane waala aage se gand marwaae invitation... Or aise he shor Sharaabey se bachtey hue maine kone mein ek table dhund jispar 2 chairs thi main chair par Mast baitha or pair uppar table par rakhe and apne phone mein lag gaya... Thodi he derr baad mere piche koi aaya maine pair niche rakhe or piche ghumma toh piche Ananya khaddi thi Ananya kya bhenchod aankhein bahaar aane ko hogayi kya lag rahi thi bhai sahaab woh Brown colour k long Gown mein ekdum Pari lag rahi thi woh... Pehle bheed mein maine dhyaan nahi diya lekin ab jab dhyaan diya toh pure sareer mein sursuri doud gayi...or Pehli baari mujhe waapis aane k baad feel hua ki flirty AP jaag raha hai ...
Lawde Haryana k Raajypaal ki beti hai woh...
Maa chudaae Raajypaal bhenchod dekh toh sahi ek baar isko... Main usse aise he ghurrrta raha like for few seconds...

Ananya-Ahem - Ahem ahem...

Main-Oh Sorry...! Hi...

Ananya-Kahaan Khogaye they AP Sir...

Main - Kuch dekh raha tha you know meri aankhon ko kuch sundar saa dikh jaata haina toh unpar mera control naa rehta... Doctor ko dikhaaya hai usne bola iska koi ilaaj hai nahi...

Ispar woh khil khilaa k hans paddi or bc hanste hue toh nuclear bomb lag rahi thi woh... Ye aaya The Flirty King Bahaar...

Main - Please have a seat...

Maine khadda hoke usko baithaaya like a true gentleman...

Main-So ok all things apart galat mat samjhana i am not a pervert or something like that but you are looking stunning right now...

Ananya-Aww! Thank you... You too are looking Dashing AP..

Main-Thank you.. Thank you..

Ananya - So Yahaan kya kar rahe ho tum...?

Main-Well lets just say i hate being in crowded places...

Ananya-Iska matlab you hate people... Kahin Misanthropic toh nahi tum...

Main--Are naa naa not like that... I don't personally hate people... Ye toh Jab woh log ek sath hotey haina or fir baatein kartey hain jinka koi logic nahi hota koi sense nahi hoti koi matlab nahi hota I found that stupid... Mujhe usase irritation hoti... Woh sab main seh nahi shakta isliye durr he rehta hun...

Anan-Fir bhi yahaan aae tum... Koi khass wajah..?

Main-naa Aunty ji kaafi time se milana caah rahi thi aaj mouka laga toh aagaya..

Ana-So why She likes you so much...?

Main-ummm! Ye lagaalo Maine unki Jaan bachaai hai past mein...

Ana-Great.. But Arushi k dad toh tumhaare enemy they naa..

Main-Haan Infact ussi se toh Jaan bachaai hai maine inki...

Ana-maine suna bahot gandey Inshaan they woh...

Main-Yep he was... And at the end of the day apana fall leke gaya woh...

Ana-Tumlog ne... Woh I mean...?

Main-Yeah Police killed him burnt his empire to the ground or yahi deserve karta tha woh...

Ana-Yep... So mere dad sahi bolrahe they Tumlog Undisputed Rulers ho North India k..

Main-Indeed we are...

Ana-that's so sweet of you ki tumlog jarurat mand logon ki help kartey ho... That's great...

Main-simple si baat hai Past mein mere dadaji ne or ab babhi ne humein humessa yahi sikhaya hai ki agar tum kissi ki bhi madad kar shaktey ho toh jarur karo doesn't matter kitana tuff ho woh... I mean humaare pass itana paisa hai power hai behissab so bahot aaashaan hai logon ki Help karna...

Ana-I really like that... Still media mein kuch log tumlog par Power or Money k misuse kaa iljaam lagaatey hain...

Main-oh believe me Humse jyaada misuse toh koi karta he nahi hai power and paise kaa... We do whatever we want whenever we want.. We make laws we make rules we break them and then we make them again... I mean itani power kaa benefit kya hai jab apne liye use naa kar shako...i mean ye sab apni jagah sahi hai ki humlog sabki help kartey hain caahe jaise bhi ho unke liye apni Jaan jokhim mein daaltey hain lekin humlog koi saadhu mahaatma nahi hain... We enjoy our life... Jaise ye lagaalo humaare pass over 200 crore ki toh keval vehicles he hain... Ye hua naa misuse..

Ye sunke uska fuse udgaya..

Ana-200 crores...

Main-Yep..personal cars uske alaawa Humaare workers k vehicles job vehicles or main security staff k vehicles...

Ana-200 crore is like half of humaari family ki net worth...

Main-so point ye hai ki humlog paisa Paani se bhi tejj bahaatey hain or fir bhi logon ki madad k liye bahot jyaada bach jaata hai and uske baad bhi bahot bahot jyaada bank mein chala jaata hai toh ye sab parallel mein Hai...

Ana-Oh my god you guys are something else... I mean that's awesome.. But tum sab logon ki madad kartey ho that's the main part.. It doesn't matter tum apne baaki money se kya kartey ho...like I don't believe in money I hate it but abhi meri family k pass hai money toh main usase logon ki Madad kar deti hun toh paise k baare mein yahi achi baat lagti hai mujhe...


Main-Yep that's great...



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