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Update-78(Abeer Gives No Fucks)
Main-So if you don't mind me Asking aaplog kya kar rahe ho yahaan..?
Rajan-Meri mata ji operation theatre mein Hain unka Tumor kaa operation hai...
Main-Oh my bad I hope all goes well...
Rajan-thanks.. So can I ask now...?
Main-Oh sure... We are here to meet My friend Ruhi...
Rajan-Oh doctor Ruhi...
Main-Ji...
Rajan-well fir toh aapko doobara aana padega kyunki unhe kaafi time lagega... Operation just suru hua hai...
Main-Don't worry i will wait..
Ye bolke main Table ki dusri taraf jaake Ruhi ki Chair par baith gaya bc driving karke kamar Dard karne lagi thi... Ami wahin unlogon ki taraf Waiting chairs par baithi...
Thodi derr baad main utha or Ami ki safe kholi jiska password mujhe maalum tha operations k time woh apna mobile isme rakhdeti hai or baaki Sab cheejain.. Mujhe laga shaayad phone se koi clue Mille but uspar humari calls k aalawa Koi activity nahi thi..main waapis aake Uski chair par Baitha bc Mast chair thi ye lagwaani padegi mere room mein..
Rajan-So you and doctor Ruhi in a relationship...?
Main-ummmmm!
Rajan-Soch rahe ho matlab tum boyfriend ho uske...
Main-No not really... Or aapko aisa kyun laga...
Rajan-I mean tum uske liye itani derr intejaar karne ko taiyaar ho uski chair par baithey ho even uski safe kaa password bhi maalum Hai tum uska phone use kar rahe ho I mean iska matlab toh yahi hai...
Main-Lol no not at all.. By the way I even know her mobile password.. But still she is a great friend of mine and a brilliant doctor...
Rajan-Sure as hell she is I mean issi liye toh hum yahaan hain.... But that's cool of you see mujhe apni betiyon k mobile kaa password bhi nahi pata...
Main-lol...
Ye sunke woh dono ladkiyaan bhi muskuraadi...
Rajan-By the way let me introduce you She is my Elder daughter Tara and she my younger daughter Ananya...
Main - Hi nice to meet you guys...
Tara-hello... Same here...
Rajan-And Guys he is the one and only....
Tara-AP....
Rajan-Oh silly me main bhoolgaya tumhe introduction ki jarurat nahi padti you are quite famous around here....
Main-hahaha no not at all...
Rajan - oh come on jabse waapis aae ho haryana mein toh media k source tumhe ho...
Main-Media sucks sir I don't believe in them...
Rajan-Nicely said... Nice... And also meet him he is my manager Mandeep....
Ispar usne gardan meri taraf hilaadi hello karke Maine bhi same kiya...
Thoda time or nikala koi harkat nahi hui... Ki tabhi Uss Mandeep kaa phone baja or usane Pick karke Rajan ko diya Usne baat ki....
Rajan-Beta I gotta go we have a situation toh mujhe Jaana padega... You guys stay here or jaise he dadiji ko honsh aae mujhe inform karna...
Tara-Ok dad don't worry...
Rajan-OK Ankit I'll take the leave nice to meet you...
Main-Same here sir....
Woh bahaar nikalta usase pehle abeer andar aaya...
Rajan-look who is here the undisputed ruler of North India Abeer Singh...
Abeer-Shut Up Rajan...
Rajan-Whoa whoa I am The governor of haryana now....
Abeer-Oh good for you...
Rajan-Main tumhe bataa raha hun...
Abeer-Mujhe kya matlab isase....
Ye sab sun woh ladkiyaan surprised hogayi ki bc ye log hain kon jo Aise behave kar rahe hain unke bapu k sath....
Rajan-Can i talk to you in private...?
Abeer-No thanks...
Ye suntey he woh apne Guards or Manager k sath chala gaya... Bhenchod jaanwar ko ghanta farak naa padta ki saamne waala kon hai
... Abeer Gives no fucks... Baadmein caahe gand marrjaae...Ami-Dude he is the Governor of a state aise kaise baat Kar rahe they...
Abeer-Mujhe kaise maalum hoga woh governor hai main bhi toh tumhaare sath he out of country tha...
Ami-I mean usane bataaya bhi tha ki he is the governor...
Abeer-Dont worry he is good bahot help ki hai iski past mein bahot jagah fansh jaata tha woh and then humse help maangta...
Main-Abeer Meet his Daughters Tara and Ananya...
Abeer-Oh... Hi... Main puchne aaya tha kuch caahiye kya...
Ami-coffee would be really appreciated...
Main-Yep... Tara you guys need something...?
Tara-oh no! thanks...
Main-I insist...
Tara-oh please no we hate this canteen's coffee...
Main-oh come on humlog canteen ki coffee nahi peeney waale or naa he tum dono canteen se kahin jyaada better hogi... Or uppar se you guys are here for few hours now so it'll be good to have something...
Tara-ok sure...
Main-4 coffee jaanwar...
Abeer-you got it boss...
Ye bolke jaanwar chala gaya...
Tara-hospital canteen ki coffee is really bad...
Main-belive me i know better then anyone else...
Tara-Hehee... It means tum akshar aatey ho yahaan...
MAIN-Yeah bahot baar Ruhi and me are like best friends...
Tara-that's cool...
Tabhi theatre kaa gate khulla or ek nurse bahaar aai usne Cabin kaa gate khola or inform kiya ki operation is going great ye sun Tara or Ananya ko thoda or chain Milla apni dadi se close hain lagta hai woh... . And then woh kuch samaan leke waapis chali gayi or tabtak meri najar uspar he thi ki koi bakchodi naa kardey uske sath..Lekin aisa hua nahi sab sahi gaya...
Main-so what you guys do..?
Tara-I am handling The business and she is in college...
Main-Great.. Which college...
Tara-Mg college...
What the fuck ye maal mere college mein padhti hai bhen k lawde gand marwaane jaata hai kya college jo aisi maal naa dekhi tune bc bakchodi karwaalo wahaan jaake tujhse kitani he lekin kaam kuch nahi karega...
Main-oh great... Main bhi wahin padhta hun..
Ispar mujhe Pehli baar Ananya ki awaaj suni dhangse...
Ana-Yeah I know just saw you win the cricket tournament single handedly....
Main-Oh yes... Looks like someone is impressed...
Ana-I mean you did some great work...
Main-Thank you thank you...
Tara-Yeah she even told me how you guys performed and won the Tournament.. Great Job...
Main-Thanks... By the way Meet Her She is My friend Ami...
Ananya and Tara-Hi AMi..
Ami-Hi guys... Kaise hain aaplog...?
Main-Don't mind her hindi seekha raha hun isko abhi...
Tara-Awwww! She sounded so Innocent...
thodi derr mein jiya coffee leke aagayi...
Jiya-Aapka Order sir...
Main-Oh shut up yaar..
Jiya - Dude i am bored as hell here...
Main-Mujhse behtar kon bata shakta Hai..
Jiya ne sabko coffee di or apni coffee leke mere saamne table par baith gayi...
Maine uska introduction karwaayaa... Hi hello hui...
Tara-So you guys on a case or something...
Main-Yeah kind of in a case... Ruhi se information caahiye then we will be good to go...
Jiya-for your information Poo is very close...
Main-brilliant...
Aage k 3 hours ab humein he maalum Hai humne kaise nikaalein hain.. Or total 6 hours k aas pass k baad Ruhi Theater se bahaar aai bc uniform munh par mask hath mein gloves bc Hai toh maal Ruhi... Kuch bhi ho..
Ruhi andar aai...
Ruhi-Tara Operation was a success you can meet her in an hour or so...
Tara-Oh my god thank you - 2 - 2
Ruhi-No prob.......... what the freak AP... Ami Jiya...
Main-Surprise...
Ruhi-you guys here...? Subah takk toh Delhi they...
Main-We roll hardcore babes... Bahaar aa I wanna talk to you...
Ruhi-ek sec..
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Thanks for the support everyone Sorry to keep you all waiting I am kind of ill Nowadays soon updates will be back on track...
New update Posted read and give reviews...
New update Posted read and give reviews...
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Saala AP sab maal dikh rahi teko teen char maal aapne paas rakhta or kya magta but kuch bhi ho keep searching for the one.Update-78(Abeer Gives No Fucks)Main-So if you don't mind me Asking aaplog kya kar rahe ho yahaan..?
Rajan-Meri mata ji operation theatre mein Hain unka Tumor kaa operation hai...
Main-Oh my bad I hope all goes well...
Rajan-thanks.. So can I ask now...?
Main-Oh sure... We are here to meet My friend Ruhi...
Rajan-Oh doctor Ruhi...
Main-Ji...
Rajan-well fir toh aapko doobara aana padega kyunki unhe kaafi time lagega... Operation just suru hua hai...
Main-Don't worry i will wait..
Ye bolke main Table ki dusri taraf jaake Ruhi ki Chair par baith gaya bc driving karke kamar Dard karne lagi thi... Ami wahin unlogon ki taraf Waiting chairs par baithi...
Thodi derr baad main utha or Ami ki safe kholi jiska password mujhe maalum tha operations k time woh apna mobile isme rakhdeti hai or baaki Sab cheejain.. Mujhe laga shaayad phone se koi clue Mille but uspar humari calls k aalawa Koi activity nahi thi..main waapis aake Uski chair par Baitha bc Mast chair thi ye lagwaani padegi mere room mein..
Rajan-So you and doctor Ruhi in a relationship...?
Main-ummmmm!
Rajan-Soch rahe ho matlab tum boyfriend ho uske...
Main-No not really... Or aapko aisa kyun laga...
Rajan-I mean tum uske liye itani derr intejaar karne ko taiyaar ho uski chair par baithey ho even uski safe kaa password bhi maalum Hai tum uska phone use kar rahe ho I mean iska matlab toh yahi hai...
Main-Lol no not at all.. By the way I even know her mobile password.. But still she is a great friend of mine and a brilliant doctor...
Rajan-Sure as hell she is I mean issi liye toh hum yahaan hain.... But that's cool of you see mujhe apni betiyon k mobile kaa password bhi nahi pata...
Main-lol...
Ye sunke woh dono ladkiyaan bhi muskuraadi...
Rajan-By the way let me introduce you She is my Elder daughter Tara and she my younger daughter Ananya...
Main - Hi nice to meet you guys...
Tara-hello... Same here...
Rajan-And Guys he is the one and only....
Tara-AP....
Rajan-Oh silly me main bhoolgaya tumhe introduction ki jarurat nahi padti you are quite famous around here....
Main-hahaha no not at all...
Rajan - oh come on jabse waapis aae ho haryana mein toh media k source tumhe ho...
Main-Media sucks sir I don't believe in them...
Rajan-Nicely said... Nice... And also meet him he is my manager Mandeep....
Ispar usne gardan meri taraf hilaadi hello karke Maine bhi same kiya...
Thoda time or nikala koi harkat nahi hui... Ki tabhi Uss Mandeep kaa phone baja or usane Pick karke Rajan ko diya Usne baat ki....
Rajan-Beta I gotta go we have a situation toh mujhe Jaana padega... You guys stay here or jaise he dadiji ko honsh aae mujhe inform karna...
Tara-Ok dad don't worry...
Rajan-OK Ankit I'll take the leave nice to meet you...
Main-Same here sir....
Woh bahaar nikalta usase pehle abeer andar aaya...
Rajan-look who is here the undisputed ruler of North India Abeer Singh...
Abeer-Shut Up Rajan...
Rajan-Whoa whoa I am The governor of haryana now....
Abeer-Oh good for you...
Rajan-Main tumhe bataa raha hun...
Abeer-Mujhe kya matlab isase....
Ye sab sun woh ladkiyaan surprised hogayi ki bc ye log hain kon jo Aise behave kar rahe hain unke bapu k sath....
Rajan-Can i talk to you in private...?
Abeer-No thanks...
Ye suntey he woh apne Guards or Manager k sath chala gaya... Bhenchod jaanwar ko ghanta farak naa padta ki saamne waala kon hai
Ami-Dude he is the Governor of a state aise kaise baat Kar rahe they...
Abeer-Mujhe kaise maalum hoga woh governor hai main bhi toh tumhaare sath he out of country tha...
Ami-I mean usane bataaya bhi tha ki he is the governor...
Abeer-Dont worry he is good bahot help ki hai iski past mein bahot jagah fansh jaata tha woh and then humse help maangta...
Main-Abeer Meet his Daughters Tara and Ananya...
Abeer-Oh... Hi... Main puchne aaya tha kuch caahiye kya...
Ami-coffee would be really appreciated...
Main-Yep... Tara you guys need something...?
Tara-oh no! thanks...
Main-I insist...
Tara-oh please no we hate this canteen's coffee...
Main-oh come on humlog canteen ki coffee nahi peeney waale or naa he tum dono canteen se kahin jyaada better hogi... Or uppar se you guys are here for few hours now so it'll be good to have something...
Tara-ok sure...
Main-4 coffee jaanwar...
Abeer-you got it boss...
Ye bolke jaanwar chala gaya...
Tara-hospital canteen ki coffee is really bad...
Main-belive me i know better then anyone else...
Tara-Hehee... It means tum akshar aatey ho yahaan...
MAIN-Yeah bahot baar Ruhi and me are like best friends...
Tara-that's cool...
Tabhi theatre kaa gate khulla or ek nurse bahaar aai usne Cabin kaa gate khola or inform kiya ki operation is going great ye sun Tara or Ananya ko thoda or chain Milla apni dadi se close hain lagta hai woh... . And then woh kuch samaan leke waapis chali gayi or tabtak meri najar uspar he thi ki koi bakchodi naa kardey uske sath..Lekin aisa hua nahi sab sahi gaya...
Main-so what you guys do..?
Tara-I am handling The business and she is in college...
Main-Great.. Which college...
Tara-Mg college...
What the fuck ye maal mere college mein padhti hai bhen k lawde gand marwaane jaata hai kya college jo aisi maal naa dekhi tune bc bakchodi karwaalo wahaan jaake tujhse kitani he lekin kaam kuch nahi karega...
Main-oh great... Main bhi wahin padhta hun..
Ispar mujhe Pehli baar Ananya ki awaaj suni dhangse...
Ana-Yeah I know just saw you win the cricket tournament single handedly....
Main-Oh yes... Looks like someone is impressed...
Ana-I mean you did some great work...
Main-Thank you thank you...
Tara-Yeah she even told me how you guys performed and won the Tournament.. Great Job...
Main-Thanks... By the way Meet Her She is My friend Ami...
Ananya and Tara-Hi AMi..
Ami-Hi guys... Kaise hain aaplog...?
Main-Don't mind her hindi seekha raha hun isko abhi...
Tara-Awwww! She sounded so Innocent...
thodi derr mein jiya coffee leke aagayi...
Jiya-Aapka Order sir...
Main-Oh shut up yaar..
Jiya - Dude i am bored as hell here...
Main-Mujhse behtar kon bata shakta Hai..
Jiya ne sabko coffee di or apni coffee leke mere saamne table par baith gayi...
Maine uska introduction karwaayaa... Hi hello hui...
Tara-So you guys on a case or something...
Main-Yeah kind of in a case... Ruhi se information caahiye then we will be good to go...
Jiya-for your information Poo is very close...
Main-brilliant...
Aage k 3 hours ab humein he maalum Hai humne kaise nikaalein hain.. Or total 6 hours k aas pass k baad Ruhi Theater se bahaar aai bc uniform munh par mask hath mein gloves bc Hai toh maal Ruhi... Kuch bhi ho..
Ruhi andar aai...
Ruhi-Tara Operation was a success you can meet her in an hour or so...
Tara-Oh my god thank you - 2 - 2
Ruhi-No prob.......... what the freak AP... Ami Jiya...
Main-Surprise...
Ruhi-you guys here...? Subah takk toh Delhi they...
Main-We roll hardcore babes... Bahaar aa I wanna talk to you...
Ruhi-ek sec..
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Abeer ne to leli governer ki ab AP ananya k peech ja but ye tara ka bhi dhyan rakhiyo or kabhi dimaag ki bhi sunliyo.
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