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Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

Part 3 kaa title kya hona caahiye?

  • Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death

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Johnboy11

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Maine Phone Dekha toh screen par likha aaraha tha Private no. ... Maine pick kiya toh saamne se ek aadmi ki jaani pehchaani awaaj aai...

Aadmi-You fucked up... Kissi ne cbi k data servers ko hack kiya or tumhaara saara data nikaal liya wahaan se...

Main-What the fuck Chang why the fuck are you calling me... Phone kyun kar raha hai are you fucking dumb..or cbi k pass mera konsa data hai bc jo koi le jaaega...

Chang-shutup.. Listen this is an emergency CBi k pass bahot Saara data hai tumse related i dont know kaise but they got the info...

Main-jaise ki...

Chang-Jaise ki Tumhaari family k hidden thikane, People you love, people you hate, Your past, And even tumhaare secret spots bhi...

Main-what the fuck what the fuck...

Chang-And now suno most importantly unke pass Tumhaari bimari ki info bhi thi...

Ab ye sun laga mujhe 4000 voltz kaa jhatka main bed se seedha kudda...

Main-what..? Whattttttt...?


Chang-exactly... Or dhyaan rahe agar tumhaara data kissi dhang ke bandey k hathon mein gaya naa toh they'll find a way to stop you...

Main-oh my god are you fucking kidding me bro... Unke pass data aaya kahaan se...

Chang-i don't know ask yourself... Just find the hacker and recover and destroy your data before its too late... I think you have maximum 24 hours to do so or else your data will be gone...

Call disconnected...

Are you fucking kidding me bro are you serious right now... Meri information cbi k pass thi what the fuck or abtoh pata nahi Kiske pass hai...fuckkkk...

Bc mujhe realise hua or hotey he Dimag laga ghummaney...

Main-bhenchod stop gussa nahi gussa nahi i need you maadarchod abhi help caahiye teri stop stop gussa nahi.... Fuckkkkkkkkkkkk....

Unke pass mere hospital records bhi they yaani mere dimag k baare mein sab jaankaari hogi or Agar unke pass mere dimag ki jaankaari hui toh woh koi naa koi tareeka dhundlenge mujhe rokkaney kaa bahot easy hoga unke liye ye karna.... Jaise he woh data leak hoga ill be dead in an hour... Are you fucking kidding me... Even mere family k hidden thikaane bhi hain unke pass yaani koi bhi safe nahi hai... Lekin how kaise cbi ko info di kissne...

One minute one fucking minute oh my god.... Fuckkkk...

Main bhaaga hua niche aaya wahaan Breakfast chalraha tha Bhai, Babhi, Mangal, Abeer, Ami Nasta kar rahe they Meenu serve kar rahi thi and Anjali, Jiya or Pooja Rojj ki tarah Ami ko pick karne aaye they.... Sam or Ravi shayad jaa chuke they college...

Deva-aao sehjaadey aao...

Main-ek Question hai mera...

Mangal-Kya..? Ki holi kab hai...?

Anjali - lol...

Main-Seriously ek minute mera qsn...

Abeer-Kitane aadmi they..?

Ab ek toh Dimag mera uppar se woh bhi kharaab horaha and uppar se Ye bakchodi Kar rahe...

Main-I swear to God if you say one more word I'll smash your face right onto that Plate of yours so please shut the fuck up....

Ab ye tone sunke sabke hath se niwaala chutta...

Abeer-kya hua tu theek toh hai...?

Main-bhai kya aap humaare Jaane k baad humein dhund nikaalne k liye CBI k pass gaye they... Simple yes or no...

Ye sun maahool ekdum serious hogaya...

Deva-i... Mean... What... Do you mean...?


Main-A simple yes or no question bhai just a simple yes or no question...

Deva-haan I mean jab hum tumlog ko dhundaney mein naakamyaab rahe toh humlog gaye they CBI k pass... Because we were worried about you guys...

Main-Are you fucking kidding me bhai maine mere note mein saaf-2 likha tha 100 baar ki mujhe dhundhane ki koshish matt karna still CBI k pass...

Deva-i know but we didn't know we thought you were in some trouble...

Main-And aapne meri info meri medical reports bhi CBI ko dedi...

Deva-i mean Haan tujhe dhundaney k liye info hona jaruri tha so Maine dediya unko teri info because Anjana(CBI Chief) is trustable...

Main-bhai no one in CBI is trustable they are all bunch of rats...

Mangal-ek minute ek minute itana garam kyun ho raha hai sablog worried they or humlog tujhe dhund nahi paaye toh majburran humein CBI k pass Jaana padda kyunki unke pass resources hain contacts hain isme gussa kyun horaha...

Main-kyunki kissi ne CBI k server hack karliya or Mera saara data wahan se udaa liya...

Ye sun sablog bhayanak chownkey...

Abeer-kya..?

Mangal-what the fuck...?

Anjali - no way...

Main-yes or tumlog ko maalum Hai ab unke pass sab info hai humaare thikane humaare contacts humaare relatives and most importantly mere medical records...you know iska matlab kya hai jaise he Unlog ko mere dimag k baare mein maalum chalega uske baad main Marra samjho...


Deepika - what...? What...? No way...

Deva-m. M. Main Anjana se baat karta hun...

Main--fuck this Anjana usko dekhtey he goli maarunga main i am telling you right now right here...

Deva-sun sun Anjana is good people....

Main-kitani baar bataaun bhai no one in CBI is good.. I fuckin told you guys ki aisa kuch Matt karna still tumlog unke pass gaye and now I am fucked kabhi bhi kahin bhi maar shaktey hain mujhe woh log...

Ami-boss calm down...

Main-do not tell me to fucking calm down we are fucked we all are fucked and I am tired of controlling myself I am gonna destroy CBI... I can't believe tumlog uske pass gaye tumlog ko kya lagta hai woh mere data kaa kya karne waali thi..? Pagal ho tumlog jo sochrahe they woh mujhe dhundegi woh wahaan baith ke mujhe rokkaney k plans bana rahi hogi kyunki darr toh usse bhi lagta hai...

Abeer-calm down calm down humlog dhund lenge hacker ko...

Main-Dhundana padega warna main gaya or mere baad fir sab kuch jaaega... I am going Delhi right now....

Mangal-ok-2 let's go...

Main-main akela he jaaraha...

Mangal-what the fuck abhi tune bola tu ek target hai or tu akela jaaraha...

Main-Haan because main nahi caahta ki baaki koi mere sath mare...

Deepika - Please tu ye Marrne waali baat bolna bandh karega...

Pooja-listen dude mujhe toh sath chalna he hoga you need my help to catch the hacker...

Anjali-Me Too..

Abeer-Hum sab jaarahe hain bhai babhi aaplog rukko yahin hum dekhlenge...

Deva-Listen I am really sorry mujhe nahi maalum tha...

Main-I know nahi maalum tha lekin aise har kissi par bharosa matt kiya karo... You'll regret that latter...


Deepika-You got this ok... Tujhe kuch nahi hoga .. And agar god forbid tujhe kuch bhi hua toh Mangal Or Deva tum dono ko main kabhi nahi maaf karne waali...

Main bahaar Aaya Abeer ne RR nikaal li thi hum sablog baithey..

Main-ASAP...


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Bad news and Mr.AP is totally fucked up badly screwed.
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Nice update bawa.
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Keep posting.
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WHAT THE FUCK:wtf2:

YE KYA BAAT HUI BHIDU
AP KI HI INFORMATION LEAK....

AND AS PER UPDATE AND PREVIOUS STORY...

AP KI GAAND NHI FAT TI AGAR INFORMATION USKE SECRET THIKANO KI LEAK HOTI TO....


THE THING WHICH MAKE IMPACT IS THAT AP'S MEDICAL REPORTS...

AISA LAGTA HAI AP ABHI PURI TARAH SE SHI NHI HUA HAI YA PHIR KOI AUR JHOL HAI JO KI 1.5 SAAL MAI HUA HAI...


KHAIR FILHAL TO AP BOSS KO PTA LAGANA HAI KI USKI INFORMATION CHURAI KISNE ....

AUR USKI GAAND BHI FODNI HAI TO

JALDI SE EK UPDATE CHIPKA DO AP BHAU
 
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What the hell!!!!! Ye kya tha AP Bhai... Ab kon chutiya piche padgaya... Excellent update Bhai... Keep writing
Thanks Acme bhai

Gajab ka mod diya he re baba. Lagta he ki ye sab res jhon ne kiya he.
Waiting 4 next update
thanks aka3829 bhai

Very nice update
thanks brother

Thanks
Now the. Main game begin RED JOHN
AP Bhai fadd update thaa
Thanks Hunterrrr69
Hmmm case is on the way.........
thanks Waseem

Oo teri ki AP ki to gand phat gai re baba:laughclap::lotpot:
Ab kon new hacker a gya Or ya chang kon ha?
Thanks John Cena
Waaah ghajb lunde kia mast update di hai yrrr maza agaya ab demagh chalega AP the great k nahi tu gand phat jaigi AP ki
thanks Princetaswi

About asking game during his.
San keep bare me para hair matlab Rita bhi safe magic hai, aur uske sare dost bhi. Dekhate hai aage kya hota hai.
Aisi khatarnak mod pe update na roka Karo yaar aage kya hoga janane ke liye bahut jyada bekrari hai.
Agla mega update Dena please..
Thanks Chinturocky
Bro just awesome update ... Maja aaagaya kasm see .... Waiting for next
thanks Jerry

Super update hai bhai

superb update bhai..

Boht achi update thi

Superb update AP bro

Thanks bhidulog keep supporting
 
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nice one bhai as always
update review

ache trike se mari gai hai AP bhai bahut hi buri treke se
agar kisi rival ke pass vo information lg gyi toh phat ke char nhi aath ho jayengi bit still AP is damn good inthis business
hope ke vo iss condition ko handle kr le

YOUR REGULAR READER
Thanks For the wonderful review bhai keep supporting

Faadu daashu brilliant update
thanks bhidu

Bahut hard update

New bakchodi start .

Red john wala case hai ya something different

Find it out soon and be calm AP aise worried hadbadya hua hai to surely kuch hard panga hone wala hai

Waiting for bang bang update

:applause:
lets see John hai yaa koi Orr keep supporting bhai..

superb update bhai
Thanks bhai
Fabulous update bhai
Keep posting.....
Waiting for next update
thanks bro

Nice update
thanks bhidu

Nice one bhai......superb update
thanks

Mast update hai Bhai


Waiting for next update
thanks

Bhoat zarbdast update
thanks bhai

fucked uped dude......

gnd mara gayi be.....


what the fuck......

AP THE GREAT ka data chori ho gaya.....

what the hell is going on......
thanks bhai

Bad news and Mr.AP is totally fucked up badly screwed.
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Nice update bawa.
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Keep posting.
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he is indeed Fucked..

WHAT THE FUCK:wtf2:

YE KYA BAAT HUI BHIDU
AP KI HI INFORMATION LEAK....

AND AS PER UPDATE AND PREVIOUS STORY...

AP KI GAAND NHI FAT TI AGAR INFORMATION USKE SECRET THIKANO KI LEAK HOTI TO....


THE THING WHICH MAKE IMPACT IS THAT AP'S MEDICAL REPORTS...

AISA LAGTA HAI AP ABHI PURI TARAH SE SHI NHI HUA HAI YA PHIR KOI AUR JHOL HAI JO KI 1.5 SAAL MAI HUA HAI...


KHAIR FILHAL TO AP BOSS KO PTA LAGANA HAI KI USKI INFORMATION CHURAI KISNE ....

AUR USKI GAAND BHI FODNI HAI TO

JALDI SE EK UPDATE CHIPKA DO AP BHAU
thanks for the wonderful review bhai keep supporting
 

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Update-73(CBI!!!)


Abeer ne gaadi full speed mein nikaali subah kaa time tha toh jyaada traffic bhi naa millne waala Tha...

Abeer- Calm down calm down..

MAIN-DON'T TALK...

Mangal-Ek second ek second I mean I know unke pass Documents hain but still humlog easily thokshaktey hain unko so tu gussa kyun kar raha hai woh bhi itana...

Main-Tu samjh nahi raha hai tumlog ne unhe ticket dediya Hai unke pass sab information hai hum kon hain kahaan hain kaise hain kyun hain kon humaari power hai kon humaari weakness hai... I don't care wohlog mujhe maardenge bitch I can't be killed... But think agar unhone hacked ki gayi info or uppar se khud ki additional info jodd li toh woh basically kuch bhi kar shaktey hain they can kill you they can kill all of us lekin woh problem nahi hai humlog apna khayaal rakh shaktey hain... But soch hum nahi mile toh woh kya karenge kiske piche jaaenge...

Mangal-Humaari family off course...

Main-Haan babhi, Rishi, Meenu, gupta ji Mamaji (Sam K dad) Nicki ruhi sab khatre mein padd jaaenge... Humaari family or sab relatives.... Soch

Ye sunke sab soch mein padd gaye or unki gand fatt gayi unko samjh aaya ki ye maamla kitana serious tha bahot bahot jyaada serious...

Mangal-Fir bc tu gussa kya kar raha hai kuch soch...

Main-o.. ONnce it starts i can't stop it....

Mangal-matlab...

Abeer- Matlab we all are fucked... Ye aise he rahega and we gonna have problems...

Main-Fuckkkkkkkkkkkk....

Ami-Oh God Koi toh marrega jarur...

Humlog CBI headquarters pohanchey Gaadi niche parking mein rokki...

Mangal- bc kuch ulta seedha naa kariyo....

Main-don't tell me what to do...

Humlog gate par aaye I'd dikhai Anjali Jiya or Pooja ne Mangal ne apne contact ko bulaaya uske baad Humlog uppar aae toh aaj Receptionist woh budhiya nahi thi koi or ladki thi...

Mangal-Excuse me humein Anjana ji se milana hai...

Recept-Sorry sir currently woh ek meeting mein Hain and unhone kahaa hai ki unhe disturb naa Kiya jaae so aapko wait karna padega...

Mangal-Its urgent tell her Mangal is here...

Reception-Sorry sir i can't...

Main-I don't have time you gotta tell here right now or I'll go inside right now...

Recept-I am afraid main aapko ye karne nahi de shakti... Guards...

Uske itana boltey he 4 police waale wahaan aae...

Reception-please inlog ko bahaar nikaal dijiye...

Main-Are you serious right now..?

Recep-sorry sir.. We can't take risks...

Main--Fuck that... Guyss...

Mere itana kehtey he Sabne apni guns un guards par taan di...

Ye dekh k un sabki gand fatt gayi... Receptionist ki toh gotiyaan munh talk aagayi usko gotiyaan thi nahi woh alag baat hai...

Main-do you have any fucking idea who we are... Guns andar leke aae hain matlab VIps he honge...

Recep-y. Y. Y. Y. You can't go in there... She will be angry...

Main-oh belive me i am more angrier then her...

Ye bolke Anjali ne un police waalon ko apni I'd dikhaak toh Unlog ne Usko salute kiya guns wagairaah hataai gayi or humlog aage badhe at our own risk maine degale nikaali... Anjana kaa gate knock Kiya.. Toh andar se awaaj aai...

'Not Now Wait Outside Please'...


Bc ye bahot jyaada horaha tha toh maine seedha Gate par laat maari jo 'Satt' karke khulgaya or andar baithey logon ki gand fatt gayi... Andar Anjana k alaawa 5 shaks mojudd they 1 ladki 23-24 ki chasmis type lekin gajab beautiful uske sath same age kaa ek ladka, or fir 3 Delhi Police k officers 1 lady SP 2 male Inspectors....


Anjana-AP....

Woh aage kuch bolti usase pehle Maine andar aatey he uski khopaddi par gun taan di ye dekh uska kaleja munh ko aagaya ye dekh Woh police waalon ne mujhpar guns taandi or iske baad apne waale sab ne un police waalon par guns taan di...

SP-Put your gun down right now and move away from CHIef or you'll be shot...

Main-Try me... Fir dekhenge kon pehle marrega...

Usne Piche dekha toh uspar sablog ne guns taan rakhi thi...

SP-Acp Anjali... Tumlog yahaan...

ACP-Hi good morning madam...

SP-tum apne superior officer par gun point kar rahi ho... Put it down right now...

Anjali-You first madam...

Anjana-A. A. A. AP what is this...

Main-Give me a single Reason ki main tumhe abhi issi waqt goli kyun nahi maardun...

Anjana-But... Kyun... I didn't do anything...

Main-No no no don't try to play this game with me I am too fast for this...

Anjana-Listen put this gun down right now you can't do that you don't know Kiske saamne khadey ho tum...

Main-ye mere se panga lene se pehle sochna caahiye Tha I don't give a fuck who are you...

Anjana-Wait a second letme call your brother...

Ye bolke usne bhai ko call lagayaa...

Anjana-Sir i thought we are on good terms...

Iska saamne se kuch reply aaya...

Anjana - THEN why your brother is holding a gun to my face this is strictly not allowed Here I can send him to jail for this...

Iska bhi koi jawaab aaya or usne phone mujhe diya..

Deva-I know you are angry and all but you can not do that woh koi neta nahi hai AP she is bloody CBI chief woh central government k orders par kaam karti hai humaare nahi... Bina guns k bhi tu ye sab solve kar shakta Hai...

Main-Bhai do you want me to stop...?

Deva-meri baat sun...

Main-yes or No bhai...

Deva-Yes guns wagairaah rehndo...

MAIN-OK...

Call disconnected...

Ye bolke maine phone cut kiya or usko diya...

Main-Easy guys...

Hum sabne guns niche kiye but woh SP ne naa ki toh Anjana ne usko Bola...

Anjana-Put the guns down Varsha...


Main-Listen Anjana you know me, how I am, what I do, how I do things and no one tries to fuck with me because I fuck them back even more harder... So yaa toh bolna he nahi or Agar bolo toh dhangkaa kuch bolna...

Anjana-Seriously AP I know we both are on good terms but mujhe nahi maalum what you are talking about...

Main-oh my god i said don't fuck with me or it'll be bad...

Abeer- Toh tum Keh rahi ho tumhe ye nahi pata aaj early morning CBI kaa server hack hogaya tha...

Anjana-Haan i know that just abhi ye dono officers ne mujhe ye bataaya... SHE IS our Cyber Cell Officer Meera.. . And he is her junior...

Ye bol usne woh ladki or ladke ki taraf ishaara kiya...

Anjana-but wait a second ye baat iss room mein mojudd humaare alaawa kissi ko nahi maalum thi toh tumhe kaise pata chala...

Abeer- agar logically baat karein toh humlog bhi issi room mein Hain toh we know...

Main-It doesn't matter humein kaise pata chali Tumhe pata hai wohlog kya leke gaye...

Anjana-Actually we don't have any idea right now they both are working on it...

Main-those were my fucking files Anjana...

Ye sun Anjana Ko bhayanak shock laga...

Anj-What...? Wait a minute...

Ispar woh Ladki boli Jo Cyber officer yaa aise he kuch thi... Meera naam tha uska...

Meera-No we can't say it right now but we can find it soon...

Main-Dear Meera i am saying Mere records hack hue hain toh iska matlab Hue hain ok...?

Meera-Look dude I don't believe in people main keval technology mein belive karti... So jabtak ye prove nahi hojaata I can't say... Baaki sab guesses par kaam nahi karti main... Why work on guesses when you have the technology... Hahaha right...?

What the fuck is she... Bc bol kya rahi hai ye...

Ye bolke hum sabne uske munh ki taraf dekha...

Meera-ohh! Sorry main bus environment ko halka kar rahi thi you know to crack a joke...


Anjana-Meera Please Wait..


Meera-Sorry Mam...

Anjana-AP I had no idea first mujhe ye abhi pata chala tha ki we were hacked secondly ye toh abtak kissi ko nahi maalum tha ki kya hack hua hai...

Mera phone baja jo babhi kaa tha main bahaar aaya...

Main-Yep...

Babhi-What is going on...?

Main-Nothing just listening to there bull shit excuses...

Babhi-See Woh CBI chief hai AP koi choti moti cheej nahi and you know that abhi gusse se kaam lega toh dikkat hojaaegi fir and you are smart enough to figure that out ki woh kya kar shakti hai so isliye go easy there...

Main-I will..

Babhi-thanks...

Main - I'll talk to you latter...

Continued...
 
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