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Update-70(We fucking did it)
Ab Manoj gaya tha or mere over k baad sam ko laane kaa time tha aisa he hua mujhe 2 choukke lagge uss over mein... Unka score hua
90/1 in 6...uske baad Sam ne next over mein new batsman ki gand maarli 2 wickets liye usne bc settle he naa hone diya yorker bouncer in swinger... Or in sabka faayda ye hua ki jo total 220+ takk jaata dikhraha tha woh 15 overs mein 165 takk he gaya or 9 wickets bhi girri.. ROHIT Lucky or sam ne kaafi shai bowling ki baad mein... Beshak target bada tha but humlog khuss they isme he ki bc Atleast 200 toh naa gaye... Humlog waapis dugout mein aae..
Rohit-Target jyaada nahi hai toh Kam bhi nahi hai bc bowling sahi hai unki faad dena hai tumlog ne AP Ravi Powerplay mein lelo...
Main-cool cool....
Humlog kit lagaake ready hue...
Lucky-let's go guyss win this...
Humlog ground mein aae bc bheed k shorr ne match ko ekdum hype kardiya tha kaafi gajab maahool Tha udhar par..
Main-Sun tu fast khel main strike rotate karta hun...
Ravi-you sure..
Main-Haan dono maarenge toh wickets jaaengi befaltu mein...
Main strike par gaya faster tha bowling par.. Maine Pehli ball rokki bc kaafi sahi bowler tha ye toh or next par single liya... Or Ravi ne aatey Hawaai fire suru kardiye last 4 balls mein 2 fours or 1 six rakhdiya usko Powerplay kaa bharrpurr faayda uthaarahe they humlog..
Score hua
15/0 in 1..
AP -1(2)
RAVI-14(4)
Next over mein bhi maine usse strike di jisme usne lagaata 3 boundaries maari usme bhi 15 runs aae... Kaafi sahi khelraha tha ravi..
Score 30/0 in 2...
Main-3(4)
RAVI-27(8)
Third over mein bhi maine first ball par single liya kyunki ravi form mein tha usne aatey he hawa mein shot khela lekin abki baar misstime hua or seedha fielder k hath mein catch bc... Lekin woh apna kaaam kaafi Hadd takk kar gaya tha..
Ravi 27 (9) Caught..
Next batsman abhi aaya... Or usne bhi aatey he 4 lagaake apne iraadey jaahir kardiye.. Uss over mein 6 runs he aaye lekin next over pura abhi ne khela jisme usne 14 runs battore and ek wide thi...
Score hua 51 par 1 in 4..
AP-4(5)
Abhi-19(10)
Bc Mere pass strike he naa aarahi thi but still ab powerplay over hogaya tha toh meri baari thi because ye sab powerplay mein maarne waale players they or abtak toh Run rate bhi kaafi sahi chalrahi thi...
5th over mein aae khaali 5 runs kyunki isme abhi out hogaya bc seedha bowler ko he catch Dedi..
Abhi -19(11) Out Caught..
Uske baad Lucky aaya tha.. Toh new score hua..
56/2 in 5
AP-5(6)
LUCKY-4(4)
Ab humaari team ko pataa nahi kya hua next 3 overs mein runs toh 28 aagaye lekin wickets 3 nikal gaye jisme Lucky, Ashish or Ajit shamil they... Bc jo aaraha tha 6 maarne ki kar raha tha what the fuck is going on...
Toh ab score hua 84/5 in 8 overs...
Lucky-8(6) out bowled....
Ashish - 2(5) out caught...
AJIT-14(5) out caught..
AP-13(12)
82 Runs caahiye they 7 overs mein bc.. New batsman aaya rohit...
Main-bhosdk agar tu bhi 4 or 6 k liye gaya toh teri gand fodd dunga saalo pehle ek aadh balls toh khelo seedha he kya Sehwag ban rahe sab..
Rohit-bc gand marwaadi lawdon ne..
Main-tu bus wicket naa jaanediyo.. Caahe kitana he slow khel... Kyunki ab dhangka batsman Sam he hai... Or run rate kaafi jaaegi.. So easy khel tu..
Or finally kissi ne meri suni or next 2 overs humne aaram se nikaale singles par... Jinmekn 13 runs aaye total...
Score hua 97/5 in 10 overs...
AP-18(17)
ROHIT-7(7)
69 runs caahiye they 5 overs mein ab... Or Woh ab thakk chuke they kyunki maine fast bowlers par koi risk nahi liya tha abtak toh majburran unhe ab spinner laana he padda bc abtak ek bhi over naa hua tha spinner kaa but ab aaya spinner... Or run rate almost 14 ki thi toh ab wait bhi Bahot ho chuka tha...
Uski Pehli ball par he maine pyaara saa scoop khel diya keeper k uppar se piche fielder nahi tha toh seedha 4 Milla.. Next ball usne flighted daali jo kaafi slow aai or aatey he Maine usko full power se kheldiya long on k uppar se gajab kaa 6...ab humaare supporters mein bhi Jaan aagayi thi bc full chillam chilli suru thi wahaan.. Next ball maine defend ki... 4th ball fir usne straight daali or maine straight he kheldiya bilkul seedha umpire k uppar se one bounce and four... 5th ball par maine gap dhunda deep Pointe or long off k bich mein se dono fielders naa pohanch paae or 4 runs Mille mujhe kaafi sahi over gaya ye humaare liye abtak last ball par maine single liya.. Toh iss over mein aaye 19 runs...
Score hua 116/5 in 11 overs...
AP-37(23)
Rohit-7(7)
50 runs caahiye they 4 overs mein...
Rohit-Aise he nikaal next 3 overs bc last over mein jyaada load naa caahiye 7-9 runs max chhodana last k liye...
Main-Aise he leletey hain ab bus wicket naa jaae easy victory hai waise toh...
Next over pacer leke aaya uski first ball maine rokki or next par ek dum straight shot kheldiya long off kaa fielder pohanch naa paaya or 4 runs mile... NEXT ball maine deep midwicket ki taraf kheli jahaan gap tha toh bhaagke 2 runs liye kaafi sahi fielding hui wahaan warna 4 they ye bhi... NEXT ball fir maine straight khelni caahi par beat hua toh dot gayi ye ball... Next ball usne yorker kaa try kiya but main aage khadda hota hun toh yorker judge kar paana bahot mushqill hai toh yorker low full toss aai or aatey he gayi seedha long off k uppar se ekdum gajab 6...last ball par maine dekha fine leg or thirdman kaafi wide khadey they toh maine next par aaram se scoop khela keeper k uppar se 4 runs k liye ...bc iss over mein aaye 16 runs... Or iss 4 k sath mere 50 bhi hue sabne taaliyaan bajaai maine bat uthake thanks bola sabko..
Score hua..
132/5 in 12 overs..
AP-53(29)
Rohit-7(7)
34 in 3 needed...
Next over ki Pehli he ball par rohit ne 4kka jadd diya lekin next 2 balls par woh beat hua 4th ball par usne double liya but over throw k kaaran humein ek run Orr mill gaya and main strike par aaya 5th par maine down the ground shot khela or 2 runs leliye... Last ball par mera single lene kaa mood tha but uss lawde ne ball be chutiya daaldi ek dum pyaari si full toss or ab bakchodi ki hai toh bhugatana toh padega he kuch toh ball kaa pace tha kuch bat ki speed jaise he connection hua bat or ball kaa ball seedha goli ki speed se gayi long on k bahot uppar se or bhenchod bahot durr gayi crowd paar karke shayad parking mein jaake girri bc ekdum sannata chaa gaya ground mein 100+ metres kaa toh hoga easily bhenchod... Bowler bechara ball ko dekhe jaatey hue..
Rohit-Arrey maadarchod ye toh ball gayi... New laao...
Main-Bc that was fire...
Rohit-maadarchod parking mein gayi hai lawde 105 meters kaa toh hoga he..
Ball new aai... Score hua tha
147/5 in 13 overs...
AP-61(31)
Rohit-14(11)
19 caahiye they 2 mein... Last second over unka best pacer leke aaya jisne Ravi lucky or Ashish k wickets liye they bc kaafi faadu bowling ki thi isne mujhe laga tha ye last leke aayega... Lekin ye abhi aagaya Rohit strike par tha main uske pass gaya...
Main-Isme caahe 6 runs banaale keval bus risk naa liyo next mein main 15 takk banaadunga keval chutiya medium pacer ka 1 over bacha hai...
Rohit-,ye kaafi sahi bowler hai bc...
Main-Haan faadu bus tu rukk k khel...
Rohit ne aisa he kiya usne Pehli he ball miss ki and next par single liya maine bhi aatey he single liya 4th par Rohit ne double leliya or fir 5th par ek 4kka milgaya bus yahaan match jeetgaye humlog... NEXT mein ab 10 yaa usase niche caahiye honge easy win.. Last ball dot nikali lekin iss over kaa kaam hogaya tha 9 runs aagaye they ab last mein 10 he caahiye they...
Score hua 156/5 in 14
AP-62(32)
Rohit-22(16)
10 runs needed in 6 balls...
Mujhe 12 runs caahiye they highest run scorer bananey k liye lekin pehle match jeetana jaruri tha.. Team always comes first...
Ab bowler tha ek medium pacer... Pehli he ball maine down the ground kheli long on or deep square k bich mein easily 2 runs... 8 in 5...next ball fir same shot khela maine but thoda misstime hua or gand faad bhaagna padda bc 2 runs... Gand fatt gayi... Bhenchod... Rohit bhi niche baithagaya almost run out hogaye they... Sans chadd gaye bhenchod... 6 in 4..
Next ball usne slower one daali or main thoda piche hatta or seedha bowler k uppar se kheldiya one bounce and 4...straight choukkaa...
2 runs caahiye they 3 balls par ab jab match ektarfa hogaya tha toh maine mere record par dekha 4 runs caahiye they mereko highest run getter bananey k liye...humaare players dugout mein khadey they bus jeet tey hi seedha ground mein kudatey hue aaenge bc sablog khadey they apni seats par NEXT ball usne thodi pace se daali main crease se aage nikala risk leke or diya long on k uppar se 6 run bc.. Gajab... We won we fucking won... Ye shot k sath he manoj ko double dhakka laga match bhi gaya or no 1 spot bhi...
Jeetatey he puri team ground par aai kutton ki tarah bhaagtey hue...
Commentator-And the Winner is MG collegeeeeeeeeeeee... All the credits goes to AP kya suljha hua player hai woh pehle toh apne dum par semifinal mein pohanchaaya team ko then ab final bhi akele ne jitwaaya I guess maximum runs AP k he honge list aane kaa wait kartey hain hum... But kya batsman hai ye gajab...
Sam-fuck yeah bhenchod...
Rohit - finally the trophy is home bc...
Humne opposition waalon se hath milaye..
Manoj-And yet again you were to good for us... Nice game..
Main-same dude.. Nice game...
Bhai ne trophy di humein mujhe or sam ko batting or bowling k liye alag se milli...
Deva-shabbas...
Main-hell yeah.. Kya bolta be mangalwa...
Mangal-mast batting bro...
Main-Bc rishi tu abhi takk rukka hua hai..
Rishi-bc mast match Tha Jaane kaa mann naa Kiya... Gajab laundey..
Fir principal bhi udhar aaya... Main or sam jab trophy lerahe they...
Principal-brilliant performance both of you... Thanks for bringing out proud back...
Main-that's what we do sir...
Prin-Thanks Deva ji for coming Down here..
Deva - No problem principal sir...
Prin-Rishi Sir always a pleasure to have you around thanks for everything...
Rishi-Welcome welcome.. Can i talk to you for a minute...
Princ-Sure sir anytime...
Ye bolke Rishi Principal ko side mein legaya.. Or main bhai k sath busy hogaya lekin 2 minute baad jab Mera dhyaan udhar gaya toh Rishi principal ko kuch samjha raha tha woh bhi kaafi gusse mein principal kuch reply dena caah raha tha usase pehle rishi usse chup kardeta.. Principal ki gand fatti paddi thi.. Bc ab aaya oontt pahaad k niche..
Lekin woh or gand maarta principal ki usase pehle deva bhai ki najar uspar padd gayi.. Or woh samjh gaye ki kya horaha hai..
Deva-oye hero idhar let's go stop it...
Rishi bhai ki baat kabhi nahi taal shakta so woh turant humaari taraf chal padda or aatey aatey ek line bolli jo humein bhi suni as woh close aagaya tha... Lekin ab bhai nikal liye they wahaan se toh main mangal or sam he they..
Rishi - just don't try to be smart you hear me this is my fucking college and that is my family I don't care what you do here I know you are a great principal but don't ever get personal with us... Itane bade nahi ho ki Abhi Humse rudely behave karo just mind your own business... Main un 4 ki guarantee leta hun AP, Sam, Rohit and Ravi agar woh kuch galat karein toh inhe beshak bahaar nikaaldo I dont care lekin ye befaltu ki politics yahaan use nahi karna I am fucking telling you this right here right now i dont give second chances that's it...
Mangal-abe chup be...
Rishi-sorry for the inconvenience...
Mangal - sorry Principal sir...
Main or sam thoda piche hatt gaye or aapis mein aise baatein karne lage maano humne kuch suna he nahi ho or principal ko aisa he laga woh juthi muthi smile humein deke nikal gaya... Bc gand maardi iski toh...
Mangal - are you fucking serious right now rishi...
Rishi-Sorry yaar I don't like him at all this fucking guy is an complete asshole...
Mangal-well Lets go...
good job by the way... Rishi - LOL...
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Thanks bhidulog for all the support... Keep supporting..
Mega udpate dediya Hai so ab shayad Kal or Parson update naa aae so keep supporting as always...
Mega udpate dediya Hai so ab shayad Kal or Parson update naa aae so keep supporting as always...
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Ek dum jhakas update. Bole to fadu tha re. Kya calculated run chase kiya mast ek dum. Aur fir rishi se principal ki watt bhi lagwa di. Sabse achha portion yahich laga apne ko.
Waiti h 4 next update
Waiti h 4 next update
