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Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

Part 3 kaa title kya hona caahiye?

  • Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death

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Bhagwaan 316

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jabarjast update
thanks bhai

Wow maza aa gaya padh ke ab 2 toh aa gaye teesra kon aane wala hai wait karna padega uska bhi ab
Waiting next
teesra maybe ho yaa nahi abhi nahi kahenge kuch uske baare mein :D

Boht achi update thi
thanks bhai

Gazab ka update Bhai... Bahut badhiya..aaisehi likhate rahiye.. keep rocking.. waiting for next update
Thanks bhidu
Awesome update bro

Keep going

Will wait for next update
Thanks bhai

Jabardast bhai
thanks bro

Excellent one bhai.........jabardast update...........red john ki case mil gayi..........dekhte hain aage kya hota hai...........!
thanks bhidu

AP bawa nice update.....
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SD ka target pta chal gya or AP and team ne bhi apna target set kar liya.(Am I safe bhidu)
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Nikki darling bhi college mai full phaking flirt man.
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Delhi mai CBI wali ko set kar k aana re AP warna Tig ka Tog kar dega apun samjha.
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Superb car re baba ye Rishi to full car guru h re.
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Ab to college ki gandfad entry ka intjaar h.
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Great going.
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Keep posting.
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:thanks: bhidu Entry k uppar he kaam chal raha hai ...

Nice update dear...
Lagta hai delhi mai kucch hone wala hai...
Something like action/sex/romance etc...
Nahi to AP ko delhi jane ka koi reason nhi tha...
Waiting for more
:yo: Delhi gaye hain toh kuch toh hoga he ..:D yaa nahi bhi ho can't say :D

Another great update
But SD seems very serious
And I think you came back with all the villain package
Buy 2 get 1free
WTF
Can't AP have some romance with ......
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Romance is most important bhai :D

Thanks everyone keep supporting
 

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Update-6(Delhi)
Main-dusri car ki jaankaari baadmein lunga...abhi nikalta main ...

Rishi-bye bhai...

Call cut..


Main-jaanwar ready haibe...

Abeer-lawde kaa ready jhant baraabar kapdey bachey hain bc...

Main-Same bhenchod Shopping karne jaana padega BC phone ,juttey wagairaah Sab Lena hai kuch naa bacha hai pencho...

Abeer-car...

Main-matt puch bhenchod ek yahi cheej dhangki milli hai aaj...

Abeer-gajab...

Hum 2no garrage mein aae...toh wahaan cars kaa mela laga tha Guard ne Maserati ki location bataai humlog uske pass pohanchey toh aankhein bahaar aane ko hogayi...

Abeer-whatt daaa fuckkkk ....

Main-bhenchod ye toh aag laga degi bhai...

Abeer-Rishi kaa taste bhenchod daily badhta jaaraha hai...

Main-chalo safar achaa katega...


Ye bolke main driving seat par aaya car start ki BC ekdum gajab sound mein start hui car or Humlog nikal paddey 100 kms approx tha Delhi 1-1.5 ghanta lagna tha iss time traffic bhi kam he milta hai so car aag lagaati hui nikali road par or net 4 baje hum log CBI headquarters k saamne uttare....

Main-maadarjaat kya jhant baraabar building hai bhosdiwaalon ki itani badi building banaai hai but befaltu designing kuch hai he nahi...


Abeer-jhantu log ka annual budget 700 crore hai...

Main-haan bhenchod kartey kya hain itane paise kaa..


Abeer-woh kahaan millegi ab ...

Main-mujhe kya maalum bhsodk mera bhi first time he hai...

Humlog Andar enter hue Toh reception se pata chala Chief madam 4th floor par baithti hain...so chal diye lift se...

Lekin dikkat ye hui ki wahaan kuch log humein kutton k maafik ghurre jaarahe they...

Main-bhosdk ye dekh kya rahe hain...


Abeer-apne sabse Important target ko...

Main-ab woh kon hai...wait a minute kahin tu he toh nahi bhosdiwaale...

Abeer-yo...past mein inka sabse bada target main he tha bahot gand maari thi inki maine gand fatt gayi thi kai officers ki ... last mein jaake bhai jab shant hue tab sulah hogayi thi inse meri ...

Main-bhenchod jaanwar harr jagah gandugiri kari hai tune...


Humlog fourth floor par aae ...wahaan ek aunty type receptionist baithi thi...

Main-bhenchod budhau log ko receptionist banaaela hai ...

Abeer-lol...

Main-hello aunty...

Receptionist-what...

Main-ohh!sorry hello madam...

Recep-Kya hai...?

Main-Anjana Singh ji se millna hai ...

Rece-appointment hai...?


Main-hai kya be jaanwar ...

Abeer-mujhe kya maalum...

Recep-idhar time kharaab nahi karo chalo jaao...

Main-madam ji ko boliye ko AP sahaab aae hain Abeer k sath...

Recp-nikalo yahaan se bina appointment koi nahi jaata...

Main-abe jaanwar bhai ko call karbe...


Abeer-mere pass mobile nahi hai...

Main-what the shittt..Aunty ye landline chalta hai kya...


Recp-Shut upp chup chaap niklo yahaan se...Security...

Abeer-chalbe niche jaake Std se call kartey hain...

Main-ghanta bhenchod 4 floor uss jhant baraabar lift mein main nahi jaane waala...

Abeer-toh...?

Main-hit and run...

Abeer-no fucking way Abe CBI headquarters mein hain humlog ...

Main-toh kya hua darrgaya kya bhosdk...

Abeer-lawda mera...Let's do this...

Main-Madam Anjana ji waise konse room mein baithti hain...


Recep-woh saamne 403 ...lekin guards nahi jaane denge Andar...



Main- let's see....

Room at least 30-40 metre hoga or gate k just bahaar guards khaddey they +2 guards humein bahaar lejaane k liye bhi aagaye they ....

Main-1...

Abeer-2...

Main-3...let's go...

Ye boltey he Abeer ne mere ko ek punch maara pait mein jisse lagtey he main overacting kartey hue humaare pass Jo guards they unko cover karliya...or Abeer room k opposite mein bhaaga ...piche woh jhant baraabar Receptionist chilaai...


Recp-a ruko tum security...

Main-are bhosdko mujhe kya dekh rahe ho woh bhaag gaya usko pakado tumhaare baap ko ...bomb hai uske pass..

Receptionist-Security security....

Ye sun Woh 403 k bahaar Jo guards they woh bhi Abeer ko pakadne doudey...or main 403 mein sidha enter hogaya...

Main-see hit and run always works...

Lekin I guess main galat time par Andar enter hogaya ...
Kyunki Andar chair par ek 32-33 age ki hot maal Auratt baithi thi bole toh ekdum faadu milf...or woh I guess apni jacket nikaal rahi thi... Jiss wajah se uski shirt thodi fondled thi...ji haan yahi thi Anjana ji ....


Main-hi good afternoon...

Anjana-what the hell...Securi....

Lekin woh boltey boltey rukk gayi maybe pehchaan gayi thi...

Anjana-AP..??...

Main-yep yours truly....The one and only...


Or ussi time Abeer gate ko dhakka maarke bhaagta hua Andar enter hua or ekdum firse Anjana ki fatt gayi...

Abeer-w..w.what the fuck it worked...

Main-it always works...By the way Abeer meet Anajana ,Anjana meet Abeer...

Anjana-omg Abeer singh...


Abeer-hi...paani millega sans chaddey hain...

Or ussi time woh jhant baraabar guards or woh bhen ki pakodi Receptionist Andar aae...


Security-hands in the air...

Main-Nahi karunga ...

Anjana-officers leave they are with me...

Main-suna be Gareebon k Tom cruise nikal le...

Security-ok madam...

Or ye sunke woh guards nikal liye....

Anjana-aaiye have a seat ..kya lenge...

Main-coffe black...

Anjana-Supriya 3 coffee ...

Receptionist-sure mam...


Or ye bolke woh lawdi bhi nikal gayi...



Anjana-So finally we met...

Main-yo wassup...

Anjana-i am talking to Abeer...

Abeer-yo wassup...

Anjana-you know jab tum CBI k most wanted they tab main ek Senior officer thi yahaan or tumhaare case par lage Officers mein se ek main bhi thi...

Abeer-Noice...

Anjana-But tumhe pakad nahi paae humlog kabhi too bad...

Abeer-Very bad...I can't be caught....

Main-ye laundey mera dialogue maar raha ...

Anjana-true you can't be caught... On the other hand AP I have heard a lot about you the things you have done are just unimaginable even CBI kabhi surendra balram ko nahi harra paai but you did it...

Main-i ain't no CBI madam I am AP the great I can do anything...

Anjana-i know bataaya naa Maine suna hai bahot tumhaare or tumhaare dimag k baare mein...

Main-yo thanks...


Anjana-or kalse toh news mein tum dono he chaaye ho maanana padega haan vertigo ko haraake waapis aana great ...uppar se aisi entry :D..

Main-yo...3 din lagtaar entry plan kiya main baithke...

Anjana- but I don't think ki kissi bhi rehab centre mein Vertigo kaa ilaaj hai ...but tum toh ekdum theek hogaye..

Main-yo mere doctors badhiya they...and main normal patient jaisa nahi hun..

Anjana- You sure...

Main-sure hone kaa kya hai isme...


Anjana-ok cool...

Main-So boliye kaise yaad kiya humein Files toh aap kissi dusre k hath bhi bhej shakti thi...

Abeer-abe AP woh aunty coffee leke nahi aai be...

Main-shut up...comedy karta hai apne papa k saamne ....

Anjana- actually main millna caahti thi AP tumse you know red john kaa case tumhe deke ek favor kar rahi hun main tum par so I want something in return...

Main-lol favor nahi humlog isko handover karna boltey hain ....

Anjana-fir bhi main caahti toh ye case CBI k pass bhi rakh shakti thi...

Main-l+o+l deva bhai se uppar uthane ki koshish nahi karnekaaa you know you are nothing in front of him...fir bhi bolo kya help caahiye...

Anjana- I want ki tum CBI k liye kaam karo...

Main-i don't work for anyone ....

Anjana- you work for police though...

Main-nope the police works for me...

Abeer- bhisi faadu dialogue bhai...maano Liam Neeson bhaiya shakshaat aagaye hon...

Main- I know but dialogue delivery can be little bit better...

Abeer-haan I guess thoda slow bolta toh or mast rehta ...and thoda loud ....

Main- watch this "The Police works For Me "...

Abeer-you got it bhisi...


Anjana-Helloooooo.....

Main-ohh sorry continue...

Anjana-cbi is a whole different thing AP...

Main-i know but I hate different things...CBI sucks tumlog k liye kaam karne se achaa main UP police k sath kaam karun....


Abeer-lol...Mast tha...

Main-haina...

Abeer- haan but comedy waale dialogues thode fast bola kar like this """ tumlog k liye kaam karne se achaa main UP police k sath kaam karun....""""

Main-are gajab ....


Anjana- you guyss know you are in CBI headquarters right...?


Main-offcourse uppar aatey time niche board dekha tha CBI waala ...

Continued...
 
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