Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

[W@gle]

Nice update biradar....
Ab ye Jara principal ki v faad do AP bhai ...

 

[Tahirtahir111]

Nic update

 

[Johnboy11]

Update-68(Finals On the Way)


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Humlog udhar bakchodi Kar he rahe they ki kissi ne piche se aankhein bandh kardi meri or shayad Ravi ki bhi... Or piche se voice changer type awaaj aai.. 'guess karo kon hai dono' ....

Main-Ravi kaa maalum nahi idhar toh Jiya hai...

Ye sunke jiya ne hath hataae.. Hanste hue...

Main-teri awaaj badalne k baad bhi same he rehti hai ye khel tu Matt khela kar...

Jiya-lol i hate you...

Ravi-Anjali...?

Anjali-nice nice pehchaan liya tune toh...

Ravi-hell yeah... I am so smart you know..

Ravi piche mudda toh Pooja khaddi thi uske piche or anjali side mein thi... Ami bhi aagayi thi...

Pooja-yeah smart-ass main thi woh...

Nicki - Anji Wassup...

Anjali-Nicku hi...

Nicki-Pooja And jiya bhi Arey bhai sahaab sablog padhaarein hai aajtoh..

Poo-hi Nicki...


Jiya-we are back..

Nicki-lol..

Nicki mam ki jaan pehchaan inlog se kaafi pehle hochuki hai as woh kaafi close hai Humaari family se..even ami se bhi kaafi banti hai unki..

Nicki--Ami.. Oh my god you look more and more prettier everyday...

Ami-aww thanyou... You too look faboulus as always...

Nicki - So Riti meet them humaare hero's... Acp anjali And her team...

Riti-offcourse I know them Di idhar news mein yelog he chaltey hain.. Nice too meet you everyone...

Ami-yo Ashish.. Wassup dude...

Ashish - cool Dude Wassup...

Ami-chilling...

Ami-sneha also hi babes...

Sneha-hello cutipie...

Nicki-tu inlog ko kaise jaanti...

Ami-I met them at there house few days ago we spent some time...

Main-aadha update hi hello mein he nikal gaya...

Nicki-matlab...

Main-nothing.. Tumlog ko aaj kaise time Milla re...

Anjali-humein kahaan time milta hai aaj bhi duty par he hain sablog Deva bhaiyaa aarahe hain idhar toh security check kar rahe hain..

Main-deva bhai idhar aarahe hain...

Anjali-Haan.. Tujhe nahi maalum...

Main-nahi kaaeko aarahe...

Nicki-because chief guest hain woh duffer...

Main-I don't have a clue...

Sam-mujhe bhi naa maalum tha...

Anjali-tumlog ghar jaatey kab ho...

Sam-ye baat bhi sahi hai...

Anjali-Ami you can stay here we got this...

Main-idhar nahi re kaam par lag idhar jagah nahi hai...

Nicki - shut up.. AMI yahin rukkegi isko main godd mein baithaalun tu seat ki baat Kar raha hai...

Ami-I love you..

Wahaan Ami k liye jagah banaai gayi... Kaafi number mein police aai thi Bhai k liye... Main bhi sochun bc achaanak itani bheed kaise badh gayi yahaan toh party waale supporters aane lage they... Nicki mam kaa phone baja unhone baat ki or fir mereko diya..

Nicki--Rishi hai..

Main-Yo bro Wassup...

Rishi-all good all good tera phone nahi lagraha...?

Main-Arey lockers mein rakhdiya hai...

Rishi - ok.. Toh kidhar ho tumlog match suru hogaya kya..

Main-abhi kahaan bc abhi opposition team he naa aai hai fir I guess bhai kaa wait hoga.. Tu aaraha..


Rishi-haao.. Bc I hate crowded places or mereko chief guest banwaadiya bhai ne apne sath...

Main-bro you don't even know kitani bheed and sound polution hai idhar...

Rishi-don't worry bhai k aatey he thodi derr rukk kar chalaa jaaunga...

Main-idhar aaja left side waale stands k pass...

Rishi - aaraha...

Call disconnected...



Kuch seconds mein Rishi bhi udhar aagaya...

Anjali-aaj ye fatt jaaega yahaan par... Itana sound hone waala hai dude...

Nicki-woh toh hai... Bahot jyaada awkward maahool hoga Rishu tere liye..

Rishi- oh god...

Main-bache jaisa Matt Kar..

Ami-Rishi bro come here we gonna enjoy the show..

Rishi-kahaan yaar wahaan bhai k sath stage par baithana padega I hate being a chief guest...

Ami-lol...

Nicki-Rishu meet them ye hain mere students...

Rishi-hello everyone...

Nicki-and students this is Rishi Sir The owner of this college...

Ye sun sablog ne Rishi ko ghurra as ye mostly log ko maalum nahi tha ki college kaa real maalik kon hai... But in papers Rishi tha woh...

Ashish - Rishi is the owner....?

Rishi - indeed I am Pucho madam's ko jo sallery check milta hai uspar kiska sign hota hai...

Nicki-lol...

Ashish-AP Abhi or Lucky ko baat Karni thi inse 5 minutes bulaaun unko...

AP-I don't know issi se puch... A Rishi College president or vice president baat karna caahtey hain terese...

Rishi - Seriously dude...

AP-5 minutes lagenge be...

Rishi-tu baat karlena naa yaar baad mein...

Main-shut up... Ashish bulaale re jaldi..

Ashish wahaan se chala gaya...

Rishi-OK this is bad most probably i will be dead in an hour or so..

Main-tu badal gaya re Rishi ek time hua karta tha jab tu meri batting dekhne School tournaments mein special aaya karta tha...

Rishi-dude i love your batting... But look around you itani bheed nahi hoti thi wahaan...

Main-bhai kaa effect hai ye...

Rishi-lol true..

Tabhi wahaan Ashish Lucky or Abhi ko leke aagaya... Bc ab ye presidentgiri karenge yahaan...

Abhi-Hi sir I am Abhishek... And I am the president of this college, he is lucky the Vice President...

Rishi-hi...

Abhi-sir we wrote to your officer several times humne aapke office mein kuch letters bhejey they college mein kuch fund releasing ko lekar.. Shayad aaptak pohanchey nahi..

Rishi - Kuch letters nahi I guess pure 13 letters they maybe 1-2 uppar niche or sabmein same baat thi permission to open an basket ball court permission to open an outdoor library permission to renovate the canteen permission to renovate stairs permission to Put new gates. Permission to increase security .. And also last mein hota tha with permission funds also needed...

Abhi-oh god toh aapke pass pohanchey they woh letter...

Rishi-Yeah yeah. Or Haan bhai ye naa sochna ignore kiya actually fund releasing and permission k liye main Tumhaari request accept nahi karunga pehle tumhe college Advisor ko Letter likhana padega and then usse sab sahi laga toh woh mujhe inform karega.... Then funds release honge...

Abhi - oh sorry sir we didn't know the procedure we will do it again sir...

Main Nicki mam Riti mam Ravi sam rohit Ami or Rishi college k andar chale gaye Paani peene ko...

Main-bro I will fucking kill you agar tune Canteen k renovation ki permission di toh...

Rishi-kyun be canteen he toh sabse puraani hai...

Main-because I said so..

Ravi-hell yeah canteen ki taraf jaanekaa he nahi...

Rishi-OK..

Main-or Haan ye president ko jyaada kuch maalum Hai nahi procedure wagairaah lekin kaam theek kar raha hai toh i guess karwaadena sab...

Rishi-ok..

Humlog ne Paani peeya bottles leke canteen se...

Laxman-arey maai Baap aap bhi aaein hain...

Rishi-lol... A tereko canteen kaa renovation nahi caahiye kya...

Laxman-Kya boltey AP bhai spot chala jaaega fir...

Main-nahi caahiye bhai guffa chali jaaegi toh kya bachega...

Laxman-fir theek nahi caahiye Rishi Bhai...

Rishi-I love this college jab bhi yahaan aata hun alag he feeling hoti hai... Akhirkaar main bhi yahi padha tha...

Nicki-this college is so cool dude...

Rishi-I know.. But we are having some issues with principal here...

Nicki-what why...

Rishi-he is getting personal with us political figure hai or kya aaega usko he even disrespected Deepu babhi.. I am literally pissed as hell on him...

Nicki-what usne Deepu k sath badtameezi ki..?

Rishi-Badatameeji toh nahi but rudely behave kiya and also students k sath personal rivalry nikaalna is not so good...

Nicki - ye toh sahi hai... But tereko kya tension 2 sign he toh karne hain principal Naya aajaaega...

Rishi-bhai nahi caahtey isko hataana... Again wahi media ye bolega media woh bolega... But I am waiting for him to do something like that again fir bhai ko bina bataae niakaaldunga isko and then sorry boldunga bhai ko... Case closed....

Main-Bc main bolun tab naa suntey aisi baatein tumlog... Pehle he Bola tha remove him...


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[Spıdəɽmaŋ]

awesome update bro

 

[Gagan]

Superb update bro

 

[King]

superb update bhai

 

[lover585]

awesome update

 

[Prince sarkash]

all updates awesome

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[Raj142]

WAITING for next

 

[AP 316]

Update-69(Finals-1)

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Rishi-bhai kaa call aaraha hai aagaye hain shayad...

Humlog bahaar aae or waapis seats par aagaye jahaan Sablog baithey they wahaan par bc Jaikaare lag rahe they deva bhai k gate se yahaan unki gaadi ko aane mein 25 minutes lage supporters ki bheed k kaaran... Mangal bhi sath tha unke gaadi se uttartey he wahaan college k senior staff Principal or Academic advisors wagairaah ne unka sawaagat kiya wahaan se woh seedha ground ki side aagaye unke sath Jiya Anjali mangal and unke alaawa party k kuch neta or guards they jo humessa hotey hain..shorgull or Jaikaare rukk chukey they..

Woh nikal he rahe they humaare side se ki Rohit or Ravi chilaaye masti mein..

Rohit& Ravi-humaara neta kaisa ho..

Iska jawaab dene mein Main Sam bhi unke sath chilaaye...

Sab-Bhai Mangal Jaisa ho...

Ye suntey he bhai ne humaari taraf dekha toh unko hansi aagayi...

Deva-aaplog chaliye main aata hun..

Deva bhai Mangal Anjali Or Jiya humaari side aae...

Mangal-maine tumlog kaa munh tod Dena hai doobara kabhi mere naare lagaae toh..

Ravi-jaa be dhamki kisko deta hai humaara ilaaka hai ye aisa gayab karunga ki samjh mein naa aaega...

Sam-lol...

Mangal-ghar chalo beta main marwata dialogues...

Nicki - Shut up everyone..

Main-dekho naa mam ek toh iske naare lagaae uppar se humpar hull jamaa raha..

Deva-Nicku how are you...?

Nicki-theek hun deva bhaiya...

Deva-Ritika ji bhi hain yahaan par oho ho...

Ritika-Hello Deva bhaiya...

Mangal-wassup Nicki Di..

Nicki-badhiya bade sahaab aap kaise ho...

Mangal-sab badhiya...

Deva-so tumlog jeetoge yaa dusri team ko trophy deni padegi...

Main-oh hell no we are winning easily i am back in form men...

Deva-good good... Let's get this started yaar I am getting late...

Uske baad dono teams ground k bich mein aai bhai ne Sab players commentators or umpires se hath milaya unko best of luck bola... And then toss hua unki batting thi Pehle toh hum sab ikatha hue..

Rohit-guys batting unki explosive hai toh humein feilding or bowling godlike karni hai I mean apna 250% Dena hai... Bakchodi nahi caahiye play serious cricket... Kyunki agar unke top 6 mein se 2 bhi Chal gaye toh woh 160+ banaaenge or unki bowling k khilaaf 160 bahot mushkil hai or uppar se finals hai ye...

Main-or Haan Manoj kaa dhyaan rakhna usko bus apne dimag mein Matt ghussney Dena warna gand fod dega Tumhaari...

Lucky-so buckle up guys lets win this one for the college...

Sab-Hell yeah..

Main-powerplay mein ek he over daaliyo sam tu pehla woh bhi...

Sam-matlab..

Main-Matlab manoj ko pace passand hai toh tere uppar attack karega woh toh hum start se he variety laaenge...

Sam-true true..

Sab feilding set hui main slip mein or Ravi keeper Tha Sam first over daalne waala Tha Manoj or Vaibhav openers they...

Or jaisa Maine bola tha Manoj ne pehle over mein sam ko 4 4kke maardiye bc bat ko touch hotey he ball Seedhi 4 runs k liye jaati... Ab lucky or Rohit kaa plan Tha harr over alag bowler se dalwaane kaa lekin woh plan koi kaam nahi aaya har bowler peeta or bc first 5 overs mein unka score hogaya 80 runs bina koi wicket girrey...

JN-80/0 in 5.0 overs
Manoj-54(19)
VAibhav-26(11)
Bhenchod Manoj k 304 runs hogaye they total mere 230 they... Jiske sabse jyaada runs honge and jiske sabse jyaada wickets honge unko trophies millegi alag se wickets mein sam bahot aagey tha toh usse Millaney waali thi or main caahta tha ki batting mein mujhe Mille...

Main-time out umpire...

Umpire - AP captain he time out le shakta Hai...

Lucky-sorry i was little bit far Time out...

Umpire - OK You guys got 5 minutes...

Hum sab ikatha hue ground mein drinks aagayi...

Main--chutiyo kya kar rahe ho aise toh gand maardega ye 300 runs Khaane hain Kya bc.. Bhenchod daal kahaan rahe ho tumlog...

Manoj-unko Kya boll raha hai tu khud daal le...

Main-actually great idea... Let's do this...

Lucky-Hell yeah..

Actually Manoj kaafi sahi batsman tha or woh achi balls par bhi shot khelta tha lekin uski ego uski dushman thi or ab time tha usse ussi k jaal mein fasaaney kaa... Yaa khud fans jaaney kaa..

Main-bhosdko ek he over daalunga main or 100% manoj yaa meri gand fod dega yaa fir out hoga or Agar tum mein se kissi ne catch chhodi yaa runout miss hua toh gand fodd dunga bhen k lawdo...



Maine ball li or bc mera mann naa tha as bahot dum lagta hai bowling mein uppar se mera hath Dard karne lagta hai kyunki bahot fast daalta hun main lekin still bc ye out naa hua toh faayda kya hai bahot maarega bhenchod...

Manoj non striker end par tha...

Main-let's see beta who is the best...

Maine feild boundaries par set ki...

Commentator2-Kaafi interesting bowling change hua hai AP jisne ek bhi over nahi daala iss tournament mein woh bowling k liye aaya hai...

Commentator1-Shukla ji he is Batting all-rounder aapne Sam ko dekha hoga kaise daalta hai....

Comme2-kaafi pace hai uske pass toh...

Comme1-Iske pass usase bhi jyaada pace hai... But variations sam jitani nahi hain... Lekin pace bahot jyaada hai...

Maine vaibah ko simple si ball daali kyunki woh keval single lekar manoj ko strike deraha tha... Or wahi mujhe caahiye Tha usne single liya...

Ab manoj aaya maine apna lamba runup liya mujhe bus 2 balls khaali nikaalni thi bus baaki ye khud kardega mera kaam...

Maine 2nd ball bc ubalti hui daali jo almost ek yorker thi but still pace itana tha ki bat k side se nikal gayi keeper k pass...

Main-andha hai kya bhosdk dekh k khel dekh k... Gandu chutiya bowlers ko he maare hain tune.. .


Manoj-bowling kar bowling...

Yahi toh caahiye Tha dhyaan bhatkaana ab bc ye caahe kitana he bada sledge ho lekin Baap toh hum he hain fir...

Next ball maine bouncer ki sochi or aise he paddi puri speed se bouncer bc niche baith ke bacha woh even Ravi ko bhi piche gand faad jump leke pakadni paddi ... Lekin wide ball height k kaaran but ball apna kaam kar gayi...

Main-niche he baith bhen k lawde khadda hoke kya ukhaad lega... Aajatey hain batsman banke yahaan...


Ravi-Bachon k sath khel gali mein bhosdk...

Rohit - well bowl ladke well bowl gand fatt gayi hai iski gand...

Sam-darr raha hai shot naa maarega khudko bachaa raha hai keval...

Abki baar woh kuch naa Bola bus set hogaya or uski shakal se saaf dikh gaya ki woh gussa tha or yahi toh caahiye Tha... Maine next ball par same run up liya bowling action bhi same tha lekin ball slower one daaldi woh bc pace k liye ready tha ki firse main bouncer wagairaah tejj daal ke usko chakma dunga or Woh mujhe ab maarega slower one ka faayda ye hua ki usne bat ghumaaya lekin ball hawaa mein he uth gayi...

MAIN-CATCHHHHHHHHHH.....

or ye gayi seedha Rohit k pass... Catch out...

Main-fuck yeahhhhhhhhhhh.... Thats called game plan bhen k lawde baap baap hota hai...

Sabne Rohit ko girra liya niche bc kaafi sahi catch thi....


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