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Update-69(Finals-1)
Rishi-bhai kaa call aaraha hai aagaye hain shayad...
Humlog bahaar aae or waapis seats par aagaye jahaan Sablog baithey they wahaan par bc Jaikaare lag rahe they deva bhai k gate se yahaan unki gaadi ko aane mein 25 minutes lage supporters ki bheed k kaaran... Mangal bhi sath tha unke gaadi se uttartey he wahaan college k senior staff Principal or Academic advisors wagairaah ne unka sawaagat kiya wahaan se woh seedha ground ki side aagaye unke sath Jiya Anjali mangal and unke alaawa party k kuch neta or guards they jo humessa hotey hain..shorgull or Jaikaare rukk chukey they..
Woh nikal he rahe they humaare side se ki Rohit or Ravi chilaaye masti mein..
Rohit& Ravi-humaara neta kaisa ho..
Iska jawaab dene mein Main Sam bhi unke sath chilaaye...
Sab-Bhai Mangal Jaisa ho...
Ye suntey he bhai ne humaari taraf dekha toh unko hansi aagayi...
Deva-aaplog chaliye main aata hun..
Deva bhai Mangal Anjali Or Jiya humaari side aae...
Mangal-maine tumlog kaa munh tod Dena hai doobara kabhi mere naare lagaae toh..
Ravi-jaa be dhamki kisko deta hai humaara ilaaka hai ye aisa gayab karunga ki samjh mein naa aaega...
Sam-lol...
Mangal-ghar chalo beta main marwata dialogues...
Nicki - Shut up everyone..
Main-dekho naa mam ek toh iske naare lagaae uppar se humpar hull jamaa raha..
Deva-Nicku how are you...?
Nicki-theek hun deva bhaiya...
Deva-Ritika ji bhi hain yahaan par oho ho...
Ritika-Hello Deva bhaiya...
Mangal-wassup Nicki Di..
Nicki-badhiya bade sahaab aap kaise ho...
Mangal-sab badhiya...
Deva-so tumlog jeetoge yaa dusri team ko trophy deni padegi...
Main-oh hell no we are winning easily i am back in form men...
Deva-good good... Let's get this started yaar I am getting late...
Uske baad dono teams ground k bich mein aai bhai ne Sab players commentators or umpires se hath milaya unko best of luck bola... And then toss hua unki batting thi Pehle toh hum sab ikatha hue..
Rohit-guys batting unki explosive hai toh humein feilding or bowling godlike karni hai I mean apna 250% Dena hai... Bakchodi nahi caahiye play serious cricket... Kyunki agar unke top 6 mein se 2 bhi Chal gaye toh woh 160+ banaaenge or unki bowling k khilaaf 160 bahot mushkil hai or uppar se finals hai ye...
Main-or Haan Manoj kaa dhyaan rakhna usko bus apne dimag mein Matt ghussney Dena warna gand fod dega Tumhaari...
Lucky-so buckle up guys lets win this one for the college...
Sab-Hell yeah..
Main-powerplay mein ek he over daaliyo sam tu pehla woh bhi...
Sam-matlab..
Main-Matlab manoj ko pace passand hai toh tere uppar attack karega woh toh hum start se he variety laaenge...
Sam-true true..
Sab feilding set hui main slip mein or Ravi keeper Tha Sam first over daalne waala Tha Manoj or Vaibhav openers they...
Or jaisa Maine bola tha Manoj ne pehle over mein sam ko 4 4kke maardiye bc bat ko touch hotey he ball Seedhi 4 runs k liye jaati... Ab lucky or Rohit kaa plan Tha harr over alag bowler se dalwaane kaa lekin woh plan koi kaam nahi aaya har bowler peeta or bc first 5 overs mein unka score hogaya 80 runs bina koi wicket girrey...
JN-80/0 in 5.0 overs
Manoj-54(19)
VAibhav-26(11)
Bhenchod Manoj k 304 runs hogaye they total mere 230 they... Jiske sabse jyaada runs honge and jiske sabse jyaada wickets honge unko trophies millegi alag se wickets mein sam bahot aagey tha toh usse Millaney waali thi or main caahta tha ki batting mein mujhe Mille...
Main-time out umpire...
Umpire - AP captain he time out le shakta Hai...
Lucky-sorry i was little bit far Time out...
Umpire - OK You guys got 5 minutes...
Hum sab ikatha hue ground mein drinks aagayi...
Main--chutiyo kya kar rahe ho aise toh gand maardega ye 300 runs Khaane hain Kya bc.. Bhenchod daal kahaan rahe ho tumlog...
Manoj-unko Kya boll raha hai tu khud daal le...
Main-actually great idea... Let's do this...
Lucky-Hell yeah..
Actually Manoj kaafi sahi batsman tha or woh achi balls par bhi shot khelta tha lekin uski ego uski dushman thi or ab time tha usse ussi k jaal mein fasaaney kaa... Yaa khud fans jaaney kaa..
Main-bhosdko ek he over daalunga main or 100% manoj yaa meri gand fod dega yaa fir out hoga or Agar tum mein se kissi ne catch chhodi yaa runout miss hua toh gand fodd dunga bhen k lawdo...
Maine ball li or bc mera mann naa tha as bahot dum lagta hai bowling mein uppar se mera hath Dard karne lagta hai kyunki bahot fast daalta hun main lekin still bc ye out naa hua toh faayda kya hai bahot maarega bhenchod...
Manoj non striker end par tha...
Main-let's see beta who is the best...
Maine feild boundaries par set ki...
Commentator2-Kaafi interesting bowling change hua hai AP jisne ek bhi over nahi daala iss tournament mein woh bowling k liye aaya hai...
Commentator1-Shukla ji he is Batting all-rounder aapne Sam ko dekha hoga kaise daalta hai....
Comme2-kaafi pace hai uske pass toh...
Comme1-Iske pass usase bhi jyaada pace hai... But variations sam jitani nahi hain... Lekin pace bahot jyaada hai...
Maine vaibah ko simple si ball daali kyunki woh keval single lekar manoj ko strike deraha tha... Or wahi mujhe caahiye Tha usne single liya...
Ab manoj aaya maine apna lamba runup liya mujhe bus 2 balls khaali nikaalni thi bus baaki ye khud kardega mera kaam...
Maine 2nd ball bc ubalti hui daali jo almost ek yorker thi but still pace itana tha ki bat k side se nikal gayi keeper k pass...
Main-andha hai kya bhosdk dekh k khel dekh k... Gandu chutiya bowlers ko he maare hain tune.. .
Manoj-bowling kar bowling...
Yahi toh caahiye Tha dhyaan bhatkaana ab bc ye caahe kitana he bada sledge ho lekin Baap toh hum he hain fir...
Next ball maine bouncer ki sochi or aise he paddi puri speed se bouncer bc niche baith ke bacha woh even Ravi ko bhi piche gand faad jump leke pakadni paddi ... Lekin wide ball height k kaaran but ball apna kaam kar gayi...
Main-niche he baith bhen k lawde khadda hoke kya ukhaad lega... Aajatey hain batsman banke yahaan...
Ravi-Bachon k sath khel gali mein bhosdk...
Rohit - well bowl ladke well bowl gand fatt gayi hai iski gand...
Sam-darr raha hai shot naa maarega khudko bachaa raha hai keval...
Abki baar woh kuch naa Bola bus set hogaya or uski shakal se saaf dikh gaya ki woh gussa tha or yahi toh caahiye Tha... Maine next ball par same run up liya bowling action bhi same tha lekin ball slower one daaldi woh bc pace k liye ready tha ki firse main bouncer wagairaah tejj daal ke usko chakma dunga or Woh mujhe ab maarega slower one ka faayda ye hua ki usne bat ghumaaya lekin ball hawaa mein he uth gayi...
MAIN-CATCHHHHHHHHHH.....
or ye gayi seedha Rohit k pass... Catch out...
Main-fuck yeahhhhhhhhhhh.... Thats called game plan bhen k lawde baap baap hota hai...
Sabne Rohit ko girra liya niche bc kaafi sahi catch thi....
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